i just realized Radovid didn't just become the lover of a bard - he became the lover of one of the most famous bards of the Continent who is incredibly well known for his songs he writes based on his love and heartbreak brought on by A Guy He Loved Who Broke His Heart. imagine you were a prince and your kingdom's spy network was like "hey there's this bard spy we're using for his ties to the Literal Two Most Important People to the Future of the Continent" and then you're like. that's fucking taylor swift.
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And... in a vipers' den such as this, well...
The Witcher: 3x02
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Jaskier: Dear heart, could you give me the salt?
*Radovid and Geralt take salt at the same time*
Yennefer: He meant me, you assholes. Here, husband.
Jaskier: Thanks, wife
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they've got that sadness in their eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn
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radovid frantically combing his hair in the carriage before meeting jaskier like : you've heard burn butcher burn philippa this is my chance to shoot my shot - what do you MEAN i'm waiting here??!
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