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H-.. her name is Krimpet
#Eastern Red Bat#Bats of North America#bat of the day#daily Bat#His actual Name is Krimpet#Krimpet#Bat#Bats#Cute bats#Batposting#From Twitter#This IS his name#I cannot stress this enough#her name in the sky#It's her
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Krimpet of pabatrescue, my favorite bat on the internet, got released yesterday...i hope she is happy because I am sobbing
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"Sweet Krimpet says "Have a Sweet Weekend!"" (source)
by Will Eskridge
#I love this guy's art!!! Just wanted to share it here because I don't see a ton of it#Please buy this guy's prints and merch it's good! I got a shirt from him#and it was super high quality#also he made a beach punk album!! It's on bandcamp and his website#batposting#bats#eastern red bat#krimpet#bat art
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I have 85+designs on teepublic.com/user/bobdix check it out! even if you can’t buy, please feel free to share! #goodgrief #gungagalunga #caddyshack #grimreaper #spottedlanternfly #brunch #krimpet #philly #philadelphia #teeshirts (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg9bjIJwTf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#goodgrief#gungagalunga#caddyshack#grimreaper#spottedlanternfly#brunch#krimpet#philly#philadelphia#teeshirts
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All this talk of food polls got me thinking of regional food I haven’t had in years. Since I’m from the Philly area,
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Obsidian Falls OC Aesthetics
Summer Salvadore (She/Her)
#Aesthetic#OC#Original Character#Summer Salvadore#Obsidian Falls#gold fangs#fangs#citrine#sunflower#wolf#obstacle course#butterscotch krimpets#honey milk#butch lesbian#butch#lesbian
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i have a welsh girl in my dms asking about the local processed foods i put on my instagram story and once again i am asking: why does the heart insist on developing crushes on people you last saw in person a year ago who live on the other side of the world
#understandably there is some confusion about the relationship of a crumpet to a butterscotch krimpet#as made by philadelphia brand Tastykakes#one is the food of the gods and the other is made by the british#rare pic of me in the wild
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Tastykake® Declares July 7 National Krimpet Day™
The Tastykake® brand has named July 7 National Krimpet DayTM and released new, limited time only Confetti Krimpets – a birthday cake inspired version of the classic crimped cake packed with confetti sprinkles.
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The holiday celebrates Tastykake’s uniquely shaped snack that has captured the hearts and taste buds of millions since…
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it is funny and sad at the same time that so many people pretend miguel is all cool and sexy when he’s actually a sopping wet butterscotch krimpet of a man who projects his self hatred onto literally everyone he knows (still hot though but like. more subjectively ya know)
NO SOOOOO FUCKING REAL ANON THIS MAN IS LEGITIMATELY A WALKING DISASTER OF A HUMAN BEING HE SPENDS HALF THE MOVIE TRYING TO MAIM A TEENAGER BECAUSE HE PROJECTED SO HARD THAT HE STARTED BEEFING WITH SOMEONE WHO ISN’T OLDENOUGH TO DRIVE WATCHING HIM HAS THE SAME APPEAL AS WATCHING A CAR CRASH IN SLOW MOTION HE ALWAYS EITHER LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS OR KILL EVERYONE IN THE ROOOM HE’S SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM
#literally like#fucking peak characterization right there#cannot wait to get more of him#love his stupid ass#asks#Mexican characters sweep#across the Spiderverse#atsv spoilers#miguel o'hara
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Cramps and Cuddles
First Lady of Private Garden Fic
AN: Jack will do anything for his girlfriend including dealing with her mood swings 🤣😂
Synopsis: Jack is trying to think of anything and everything in order to make you feel better while it's that time of the month
Pairing: Baby!Jack Harlow x Baby!Reader
Requested by: an amazing anon 😘
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It was the middle of July and since it was summer time you and Jack were attached at the hip more so than when the two of you had school with the rest of PG.
Your parents were at work while your older sister Danielle was spending the entire week with her boyfriend in Hawaii.
That left Jack to fend for himself when it came to your mood swings from being on your period.
Those few days were always literal hell and the rest of PG would stay as far away as possible from you.
Even Urban.
But Jack always being concerned about his baby girl would suck it up.
Your period only lasted for three days anyway.
You were currently laying on Jack's chest in your room as he was massaging your lower stomach in order to help give you some relief.
He put on your favorite Disney movies
He brought you your favorite snacks
He gave you a massage on your lower back
And you still felt like shit
"My boobs are so fucking sore!"
"I can massage those too if you want."
You simply looked up at him and all he did was shrug.
"What?"
"If you so much as look at them, I will bite you."
"What!?! Babe!"
"I'm serious Jackman. And I am so horny like got damn I hate this shit."
"I can take care of that Saturday so just two more days since it usually lasts three."
"Look at my baby paying attention to detail about me."
"Of course I do."
"Hmm, then why did you show up this morning with no doritos!?!?"
"Uhh…."
"Well!?"
"I'll text Urb to bring you some."
"Urban doesn't want to be within 100 feet of me."
"He'll do it for his best friend."
Jack- Urb! Bring my baby some doritos. The spicy nacho kind.
Urb- Fuck no. You on your own my boy. I am NOT coming anywhere near her.
Jack- She’s going to kill me if you don't 😫
Urb- And how did you even forget them!? She got the same routine every month. One she wants to kill us and two wants her snacks and three wants cuddles from her boyfriend. The shit is not hard!
Jack- She'll beat the shit outta me if I move. She's laying on me now.
Urb- Give me 20 minutes 🙄
"He's coming mamas."
"That's surprising."
"You need to eat fruit too. You have been eating literal shit all day."
"No I haven't! And ew I don't want any!"
"Let's pull receipts shall we? Tasty Cake krimpets, gummy bears, oatmeal cream pies, frozen yogurt, a huge ass slice of chocolate cake and six donuts."
"What's your point?"
"Baby! You cannot do that!"
"I can do what I want, Jackman!"
"You are to stay here and I'm getting you some fruit."
"Just because you get it doesn't mean I have to eat it." You said while crossing your arms and pouting since Jack moved you from his embrace.
"Y/N!"
"What? What I do?"
"Like I said I'll be back."
Jack went downstairs into the kitchen to see what he could find for you to snack on when he got the bright idea of texting his mom for help.
Jack- HELPPPPP
Maggie- What's wrong?!
Jack- Y/N is on her period and she's miserable. Idk what to do to help her. I'm just over here trying not to be killed.
Maggie- Awww! So get her healthy snacks, nothing extremely sweet or extremely salty, get her a heating pad for her back and lower stomach, and get her Midol to help with her cramps. Tell her I hope she feels better.
Jack- If you don't hear from me, I've crossed over to the other side
Maggie- Go do what I told you and stop being so dramatic 🙄
Jack- Yes ma'am
Jack found some cherries in the bottom drawer of the refrigerator which he knew was your favorite fruit (that video still has me in SHAMBLES).
He also found grapes, he made you celery with peanut butter on top, and got you some popcorn which was lightly salted so you had options to choose from.
He texted Urban to get the medicine for you too along with some dark chocolate.
He had read somewhere that it could help and at this point he was willing to try anything.
Just then there was a knock on the door and he assumed it was Urban.
He opened the door to see him and he simply handed him the bag.
"JACKKKKK!"
"Andddd that's my cue to leave. Good luck." Urban said before turning around and heading towards his car.
"So, you just about to let me get killed!?!"
"Shit, hell yeah better you than me."
Jack immediately rolled his eyes before closing the door and bringing everything upstairs to your room with him.
He walked back in to see you sprawled out on the bed and watching Beauty and the Beast.
"Here mamas, sit up."
You did as you were told and he simply handed you the plate with your snacks on it and the bag of popcorn.
"Jackkkkkk, I don't want fruit!"
"Baby! Eat it! Super salty and super sweet foods only make your cramps worse. And Urb got you some medicine, here."
You also saw how there were doritos in the bag and quickly tried to grab them, but Jack smacked your hand away.
"Y/N! No!"
"Fine." You muttered defeated as Jack plugged in the heating pad and set it on your stomach as you were munching.
He also handed you a bottle of water which made you turn up your nose.
"Drink it, mamas."
"You are literally the best boyfriend but you get on my nerves."
"I'm going to ignore that last part because I know that's your period talking."
You had finally finished your food and you went right back to laying on Jack and he cuddled you closer to him while kissing your forehead.
"Here babe. I got dark chocolate for you too. I read somewhere that it helps."
You looked at Jack after looking down at the candy and simply smirked.
"You should know better than that."
"Huh?"
"I want the white chocolate that is your dick. Take your shorts off."
"BABY!"
"What!?! Think of it as a thank you for all you did for me today. Let me suck your dick."
"But…."
"Like you said, I'll get mine on Saturday. Take them off NOW."
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#jack harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow fic#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow x black reader#jack harlow x you#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow concepts
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batfam's favorite tastykake brand snacks:
dick- swiss rolls
jason- peanut butter kandy kakes
tim- glazed lemon pie (it has to be glazed he will not even entertain the thought of eating the baked version)
steph- snowballs
duke- chocolate juniors and crunch donuts
cass- powdered donuts
bruce- koffee kake juniors and butterscotch krimpets
damian- pecan swirls
#tomi.txt#dc comics#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#damian al ghul#this is not meant to be relatable at all btw. this is very east coast coded#maybe not even that bc idk how far out they sell tastykakes#food
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HOLY SHIT BUTTERSCOTCH KRIMPETS ?????
i haven't had these since a teacher found some for us in 4th grade while we were reading a book and they were the main character's fave snack,,, they were rlly good and ive been looking for them for 14 years since and There They Were
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Butterscotch Krimpets. Willpower prevailed. But it was close.
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why r u answering so late 🥺🥺🥺🥺
i’m at work right now😪
currently on break eating my krimpets!
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Malakaaaaiiii what’s your favourite snack (besides me ofc)
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Your asks always give me a good laugh 😂🫶🏼 and hmmm my favorite snack 🤔 I’d have to say tastykake butterscotch krimpets! I can never say no to one 🥹
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