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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
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loveisinthebat · 18 hours
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The TEEFS
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battywingzzz · 5 months
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im mleehhhh and im bleehhhhhh
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t4tails · 3 months
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feyinvestigations · 8 months
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I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7
Edit: pt2
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violent138 · 7 days
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Dick: "Why the hell are you being so nice to Tim all of a sudden?"
Jason: "First it's don't kill him, he's your brother Jay, which bullshit--"
Dick: "Don't fucking deflect--"
Jason: "--then it's don't be nice to him, so what do you want?"
Dick: "I want you to stop trying to recruit teenagers to carry out your version of justice."
Jason: "I'm guessing you're rejecting my offer."
Dick, smiling uncontrollably.
Jason: "What? No, what's so funny?"
Dick: "You know who you sound like, right? Bru--"
*gunshots*
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so i made this a few hours before 221 leaks started coming out… now i’m very sad
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that’s his son‼️ if gojo has to kill megumi or any variation of what could go wrong happens i’ll riot. they deserve a happy ending
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devilnevercried · 24 days
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breadistasty · 4 months
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cassandra cain would be the next batman not only because she'd be better at it than B but also because she is his exact sort of deranged. maybe even twice as much.
"Average vigilante patrols 17 hours a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Batgirl Cass, who lives in a cave and patrols 24 hours a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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moonstruck-stormy · 4 months
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This year’s Spotify Wrapped
((Via) @ HonkIfUrHoary on Twitter )
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Jason Todd's guide to shoplifting:
Big chain, free reign. Locally owned, leave it alone
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loveisinthebat · 3 days
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Friend in the hand
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battywingzzz · 5 months
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ITS BAT WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS HERES MY FAVORITE BAT THEYRE CALLED HOUNDRAN WHITE BAts and THEYRE TINY AND LIVE IN LEAF TENTS
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t4tails · 4 months
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shayera you cant just say that
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feyinvestigations · 5 months
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Think about how Jason Todd was originally written in a very weird way in relation to gender. All of his most notable traits as robin (and arguably even currently) are more often ascribed to female characters. This weird gender coding for Jason Todd, specifically having as a child being highly emotional and his defining trait being his compassion, even being called hysterical at one point iirc, all paint him as an atypical male character. Those sorts of traits were usually regulated entirely to female characters at the time. And even though his currently incarnation is often conflated as a male power fantasy, a la modern Batman, the actual more accurate reading would be as a Victim power fantasy. Specifically, because his primary motivation at resurrection is revenge and justice by any means necessary, a common ideal found within victim power fantasy narratives. These victim power narratives that revolve around revenge are often regulated to female characters, making Jason stand out further as a female coded character, despite his more masculine traits. These facts all indicate indicate that the most correct way to move forward with his character is to have him be nonbinary. In this essay I will-
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violent138 · 8 days
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I still think the funniest thing that could happen in The Batman 2 is Bruce fully committing to a sudden, incredibly convincing playboy persona that Gothamites either take as a sign of a brain tumour or evidence that Bruce Wayne's been swapped with a clone.
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