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#Klaus is immortal
babyboyklaus · 10 months
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headcanon;;
after fighting with one of his siblings, to be dramatic, Klaus would 100% say “i’m gonna kill myself” then immediately kill himself and sulk in the afterlife.
then obviously later come back and act like nothing happened.
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emlynphoenix · 1 year
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No one stopped to see if he was ok 😭
Not one single person that hit him stopped to see if he was ok, or even on their way call ambulance. They just left him for dead. These are some bad people
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thebitterflamingo · 2 years
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Soul Survivor
AU where Klaus is the sole survivor of the barn massacre in Season 2 because he’s immortal ☂️
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Klaus is dying.
This is a tough pill to swallow, and he’s swallowed many, many pills before.
What’s worse is that his siblings are dying with him.
Or maybe that makes things better. He’s just lost Ben for a second time. He doesn’t think he’ll survive more loss.
But that’s the problem with Klaus, he always survives.
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Nearby, Five has similar thoughts.
He listens to the choked breathing of his siblings, tries not to think about the bodies who’ve already quieted.
As he chokes himself, he still scrambles for a way out of this one.
For all his planning, all his stubbornness, he still can’t outrun a surprise attack with a machine gun.
What’s worse is that his siblings are going with him. He’d like to have at least saved one.
His body seizes then, as he fights to dislodge the increasing pressure in his chest.
Perhaps it’s a mercy, that this time he won’t have to go on alone. He won’t have to survive more loss.
The Handler lies dead nearby, and Five thinks that makes it better.
If he can’t save anyone, he can at least take one with them. There’s nothing left to avenge, no one left to save. Most of his siblings are probably gone by now, the barn eerily quiet.
The thought is sobering, but Five has had practice with the loss. He’s comforted that this time he’ll join them. Who cares if another apocalypse comes around after they’re all gone? He’s had a good run.
Though Five has made peace, he has, his legs still kick weakly as if in a last attempt at a run. His hands clench to fist, but they only grasp bloody straw and not the fragile threads of the universe.
Five is at peace. No more apocalypses to stop, no more stupid siblings to save.
If he can’t save his family, Five doesn’t care if the world burns.
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Klaus comes to, coughing up all the blood he’s swallowed. The bitter taste still coats his tongue and permeates the air. When he’s finally able to breathe, Klaus looks around, glazed eyes flickering madly. Death is always disorienting.
He wipes blood and what might be tears from his face. He thinks he might be crying, but, for the moment, he can’t remember why.
Memory comes quickly then, and Klaus frantically grasps his chest, his clothes, feeling the holes in the fabric but none in the skin. Concern for his siblings hits next, and he again looks around, this time actually seeing his ruined surroundings.
He looks, but sees no indication of the other bodies, his-his siblings, stirring back to life.
How could he be the only one?
Klaus shakes off the thought, crawl-stumbling his way to the nearest body, Five. He refuses to believe the stubborn bastard is capable of dying. He’d cling to life out of spite, if nothing else.
Sure enough, the still, small body stirs at Klaus’ touch. Glazed eyes stubbornly meet his, but Klaus can tell it’s a loosing battle. Bloody teeth crack into what might be a smile or a grimace of pain, but Klaus would like to believe the former, even it seems uncharacteristic of Five.
Klaus holds Five as he struggles to breathe, realizing by now it’s futile to check on any of the others. He and Five’s breaths are the only sound in the hulking barn. The sound seems to fill the cavernous space. They breathe together, Five’s gasps noticeably louder, engulfing and suffocating Klaus’ own.
The sound fills Klaus’ ears, his entire world, for an indeterminate amount of time.
When it ceases, it’s absence leaves a ringing in his ears. A personal kind of apocalypse.
But the world doesn’t end this time. It’s forced to go on, and so is Klaus.
Five is the last to die, stubborn bastard, but Klaus is the only one to come back.
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thetruedelores · 8 months
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Klaus: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Allison: That’s a snake.
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gammija · 3 months
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Gwen is gonna get what she wanted and be forced to learn very quickly about all the weird and horrible stuff at the foundation of the OIAR and either lose her mind or take to it like a duck to water, and i cant wait to see which one its gonna be
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c0ffeeb1ack · 2 years
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i think it would be extremely funny if tua s4 starts with a timeskip and everyone is doing like, normal things, having adjusted to life without powers. except five, who is in juvie for stabbing a bartender who wouldn’t serve a thirteen-year-old boy alcohol
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Five: You know Klaus, one of the many many things that baffles me about you, is that you remain unmurdered
Klaus: Funny story actually
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tua-braindump · 1 year
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Klaus is immortal right, so like how many times do you think he got killed in the Vietnam war??
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saintsir4n · 4 months
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MEET THE MIKAELSONS
where klaus and Adrienne do a GQ interview
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"Nik, stop sulking," Adrienne laughed at her husband, knowing he wanted to be anywhere else. She motioned for him to smile, but he simply ran his hand through his curls that he decided to grow out, then threw up his hands and gestured for questions, "All alright, let's get this over and done with," he murmured, earning another giggle from his wife. "You heard the man, quiet on set guys," she mimicked him, drawing laughter from the crew and a small smile from the hybrid.
"Love, come here," Klaus whispered as the crew were finishing setting up their mics. "We have to sit in separate chairs," Adrienne replied with a pout and before he could reply, the main producer who stood between them said, "When it's time for Adrienne to ask questions, then she can sit on your lap or whatever you prefer." Klaus hummed in satisfaction, making his wife smile, "you happy now?" She asked, "I will be when you're next to me," his answer made most of the crew stare at them in adoration and awe.
Marcel told me to tell you not to piss off Mom with your answers, Klaus rolled his eyes at the message he received from Malachai, then showed it to his wife, who immediately laughed, "They're right." Adrienne stated, shrugging before adding, "but, we should tell them not to watch this when it comes out... right?" Klaus pondered as he put his phone back in his pocket, "...right."
Adrienne sat comfortably across from her husband who played with his ring-clad fingers and brushed his hair out of his eyes. His long-sleeved henley shirt tightened around his arms with every movement. He sat there staring at her with a slight daze with one leg over the other waiting for the make-up team to finish her touch-ups.
Adrienne wore a double denim co-ord; her short skirt revealed her silky legs, similar to the jacket that left a few buttons undone, showcasing that she was completely topless underneath until every few minutes her husband moved her goddess braids to conceal what only he got to see.  
"Hey guys I'm Adrienne Mikaelson and-" she quickly got cut off, "and many people call me Klaus the mad," Klaus stated with a grin, staring at the camera as Adrienne chuckled, "No one calls you that," she paused and turned to the camera, "no one does."
"I don't appreciate the dishonesty Ria and neither do the fans," Klaus responded smugly before the producer nicely asked them to reintroduce themselves.
"Let's do this again," Adrienne said, shooting her husband a pointed look, that he raised an amused brow at. "I'm Adrienne Lumière."
"What?"
"...And we're getting divorced."
"Cut the bloody cameras!"
"Take three," the producer slammed down the clapperboard, then nodded to the couple who were currently flipping each other off, "Guys behave please."
"I'm Adrienne Mikaelson and this dashing man is," Adrienne gestured to her husband, who smirked at the compliment, "Niklaus Mikaelson and I'm here to best my wife."
Adrienne threw her arms up in the air as Klaus covered his grin with his cards.
"Take four and guys-"
"Shannon, I dare you to slam that clapperboard down again," Klaus warned the producer who swiftly looked at his wife with pleading eyes.
"Nik, be nice or you won't get the prize," Adrienne said with an innocent shrug, "what prize?" he quickly leaned forward, waiting for her response, "You know those lingerie sets I got from the Fenty show I performed at?" she lowly spoke, making his eyes widen, "you will never see me in them if we don't get through this okay? now pick up your jaw from the floor and introduce yourself properly."
"Hello people I don't know or will never meet," Klaus gritted out, "I am Klaus Mikaelson and this is my darling wife-" Adrienne continued, "Adrienne Mikaelson and this is the GQ couples quiz."
1. How many tattoos do I have?
Adrienne didn't even need to think before she answered, "He has five, the birds on his shoulder which connect to a feather, Marcel and Malachai's birthdays and he has the word 'enigma' for me."
"Easy question love," he winked at her.
"Shut up."
"Harsh."
2. When is my birthday?
"8th of April, he's an Aries with a Gemini moon," she answered, brushing her shoulder.
"I wish I could fathom what she said," Klaus spoke, looking directly at the camera."It's a very simple thing," Adrienne said, glancing around at the crew who nodded, then shrunk back after noting the glare on the hybrid's face.
"Simple my arse."
"And what a lovely ass it is," Adrienne blew him a kiss, causing a red tint to kiss his cheeks. "Moving on," he whispered with a bashful smile.
3. Who fell in love first?
"Nik, definitely Nik."
"How could I not," Klaus said, staring at her, "pan the camera to my wife."  The cameraman did just that, zooming in on the woman who had been at the top of many lists for the most desirable woman for a few years now.  Adrienne giggled and covered her face,  "stop it and ask another question."
"Oh is the pretty girl shy?"
The crew couldn't help but stare at them in awe, well until Adrienne began to threaten him.
"The pretty girl with put you into an early grave if you don't do what I say."
He feigned shock, "Romantic isn't she?"
"Yeah yeah."
4. Favourite part about my personality?
"He's constantly trying his best, whether helping me with my work or being more patient with our family and always trying to be there for me. Always trying in his own ways. Which is very comforting."
"Thank you, my love," he couldn't stop smiling.
5. Where did we have our first date?
"In the Euphoria, we both shared a beignet and just talked for hours. It wasn't meant to happen, he tricked me into it."
Klaus chuckled, "You didn't say no."
"Because of his stupid smile," Adrienne pouted and he started to boast, "I do have a great smile," Klaus nodded to himself, earning a few chuckles from the crew.  "Calm down, I slapped you on that date," Adrienne taunted, making him roll his eyes.
"Can't imagine why," they heard the main producer whisper to herself, which caused Adrienne to snort.
"What was that Shannon, could you speak up this time?" Klaus asked loudly, startling the poor woman.
Shannon nervously waved him off, "Oh nothing, next question."
6. Have you ever written a song about me?
"I've written many songs about you honey," Adrienne cooed as she blew him a kiss, causing him to jokingly catch it and place it on his chest. "Many albums were written with Klaus the Mad for inspiration," he was about to continue but she hastily cut him off, "not Klaus the Mad, about you making me mad, sad, happy or..." she trailed off, leaving him to finish "loved and horny?"
"Yes."
"And she has won many awards that she dedicates to me and our family each time. Usually, I come last in the speech, because she adds some words that one could only use to describe a man so great."
Adrienne playfully rolled her eyes at him, "so humble."
"Wait, how many paintings does Klaus have of you?" A member of the crew yelled from afar, catching their attraction. Klaus grinned and gestured for his wife to answer, "From what I've seen and what I've peaked on, possibly thousands. That's not an exaggeration is it Nik?" The hybrid bashfully shook his head then replied, "Give it take a thousand."
"But most of his most popular and most famous work is hung in the Louvre, the Victoria and Albert Museum, The National Gallery and the Rijksmuseum," she listed making him smile brightly, "you remembered." He was taken aback by her knowledge, sometimes he thought she wasn't listening whenever he ranted but she always was.
"Of course I did, I need to visit the new masterpiece in Amsterdam," she paused noting the blush kissing his cheeks, "is it of me?"
Disregarding her first question, he said, "I'll take you there for your birthday since you've been dying to go for a while."
"Awe, you remembered."
"Of course, we've been together for what feels like a century," he teased knowingly, which the crew laughed at, believing it to be a joke.
"Til flere århundrer nik."
"Til flere århundrer min kjærlighet."
"Y'all can speak old Norse? How isn't that a dead language?" Another crew member spoke up after he used Google Translate to decipher what had been said.
The couple laughed to themselves before Adrienne replied, "Like we said, it's felt like a century..."
7. What is my worst quality?
"Your paranoia, it even makes you not trust me sometimes and you end up acting like a dick."
"Apologies," Klaus murmured, averting his gaze, feeling his wife's eyes burning into the side of his head.
8. What turns me on?
"Other than me being me, he loves when I wear his clothes or when I'm angry. When I shout at him, that usually gets in the mood so quickly." Klaus stiffly nodded at her answer, earning a few questioning looks, "You're turned on now aren't you?"
"...no."
9. My favourite relative?
"Other than me and our sons, definitely either Hadeon or Rebekah."
Klaus couldn't help but roll his eyes, knowing his siblings would start on him when they saw him.
10. Which one of my friends flirts with you too much?
"Kai and Lucien, Kai because he acts like I named our son after him and it pisses Nik off a lot. Lucien because he always flirts with me, especially when Nik is around," she informed the camera. "Don't forget Stefan," Klaus added, earning a hum from Adrienne, who said, "Definitely Stef."
"Stef?" Klaus asked with furrowed brows, "Since when did you call him Stef?"
"Oh god."
"Take a point away from her Shannon!" Klaus yelled, making Adrienne throw a water bottle sitting near her at his head, "Take five off for grievous bodily harm."
"Shut up."
11. Favourite sex position?
Adrienne snickered at the question, as did Klaus.
"He has three," she began to list as he stared at her heatedly, "but he loves cowgirl because he loves it when I take control even though he will never tell anyone about it."  He tossed his head back with a groan, "Love-" she quickly cut him off, "What? It's true."
Klaus snapped his head towards the main producer, "Shannon, she doesn't get the point if she lies right?"  Shannon vigorously shook her head, before answering,  "No she doesn't Mr Mikaelson." Adrienne gasped, "I am not lying."
"What are the other two positions then?" Klaus retorted smugly.
"They are kids are watching," Adrienne said in a hushed tone, to which her husband shrugged, "They've definitely heard worse." Adrienne couldn't disagree, "Sorry babies," she apologised to the camera, then turned to her husband and continued her list, "missionary, and the speed bump."
"The what?" someone from the crew yelled out as many people chuckled.
"You've never heard of it before?" Adrienne asked through her laughter, whilst Klaus stared at the camera confidently, "It's basically when the girl or guy is on their stomach and they are getting hit from the back and their ass is like a little speed bump."
Klaus turned to her, ignoring the laughter from the crew, "You love that don't you?"
Later, she mouthed making him grin.
12. Do we have a sex tape?
Adrienne rolled her eyes whilst the rest of the crew waited for her answer. Klaus turned to her, lifting the cards to block his face and mouthed, 'Just say no'.
"Shannon, he's telling me to say no," Adrienne quickly snitched on her husband, whose mouth gaped open. It didn't help that the people around them were laughing alongside the witch. "Shannon, stop rolling or I guarantee someone will stop breathing," Klaus hissed, causing the life to drain from the producer's face and all laughter to stop.
"The answer to that question was no, aren't I right my love?" Klaus insisted, staring at her with a pleading expression.
Adrienne stifled a laugh, "Mmm."
"What was that?"
She quickly cleared her throat and stated, "Yes, we do not have a sex tape, nor would we ever make one because it is bad and could have consequences if anyone were to ever find it... like your children."
"Or siblings or friends," Klaus quickly added, with a nervous look.
"Next round!"
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1. What's my favourite food? And don't say anything inappropriate.
Now sitting on her husband's lap, she waited for his answer. He was far less stingy and calmer as she combed her fingers through his hair. When he decided to answer, a cheeky smile kissed his lips, "Anything phallic." Adrienne immediately smacked his chest, ignoring the studio worker's laughter and hissed, "Shut up."
Still chuckling, the hybrid restated, "Fine my sweetheart likes pastries, can eat them all the time," he informed the camera, "Yes I ate them a lot when I was pregnant," Adrienne added, causing his grin to widen, "which reminds me, perhaps you should be agai-."
She cut him off, with a warning tone, "Don't."
2. Where's my favourite place I like to have sex?
"Other than the Bentley?" Klaus inquired and she nodded. "Any public place really."
"Shannon cut out the last part," Adrienne demanded, pinching the bridge of her nose, but her husband had other ideas, "Shannon, you will do no such thing!"
3. Who's my best friend?
"Rebekah will hate me for saying this, but Clementine or Valerie. I still don't like Valerie." he quickly added the last part, staring directly at the camera, whilst Adrienne just glanced at him, "She doesn't like you."
4. Your Favourite body part of mine? Keep it PG, please.
Klaus stared at her, with a highly amused expression, "If I keep it PG, then I would be lying," his statement gained a few chuckles from the crew, which grew when Adrienne flicked his forehead, "So vicious. But honestly, it's your face. Your beautiful face, that I continue to fall in love with more and more each day."
"Awe," the camera crew cooed as Adrienne hid her face in the crook of his neck until he decided to tease her more.
Klaus cleared his throat, "But as for my second favourite body part of yours, that has to be your v-"
"Next question!" Adrienne shouted over him.
"I was going to say your voice," he mumbled innocently.
"That's not a body part Nik!"
5. What do you do, that turns me on?
"When I look at you in your eyes," he answered immediately, not breaking eye contact, making his wife very flustered, "You're so annoying," she groaned and looked away. Lowering his head and trailing his fingers down her back, he whispered, "You're turned on right now aren't you sweetheart?"
6. What's a favourite moment of mine?
"You and Hadeon burning-" he quickly received a pinch to the neck, "that's not PG," she warned, shooting an innocent smile to the camera, then turning back to her husband, who begrudgingly spoke, "Fine giving birth to Malachai." his answer, earned a snort from Adrienne, "Fuck no, he nearly ripped me in half, you could've just said us being in Chicago."
7. What is a favourite moment of mine that we've shared?
"Renewing our vows in Paris," she grinned at his words, then said, "Loved that."
"I love you."
"I love you too... sometimes."
"Adrienne."
8. Do I have any tattoos?
Klaus chuckled to himself then turned to the camera, "She has one on the inside of her thigh and when the first time I saw it I-"
"Can he be censored, Shannon?" Adrienne pleaded.
"Don't bloody censor me, Shannon."
9. What do you love that I do? And kids are watching this.
Klaus picked up her available hand,  "She's a supportive and powerful woman, whenever I'm shutting down and feel borderline homicidal..."  Adrienne shook her head at the camera,  "He's kidding." Klaus continued, 'I'm not, but when it happens she is the most patient and understanding person in my life, whenever she's not a pain in the ass."
"Prick."
"Love you too."
10. What am I like when I'm drunk?
"She's needy but I love it, she gets very sentimental," Klaus said, with a loving look in his eyes, to which he gained a chaste kiss from Adrienne
"I'm always like that."
"Yes, but it's adorable when you're drunk."
11. Do you want to have more kids?
"Personally, I want a daughter," Klaus answered, turning to his wife, "Fine, then you can push out a daughter." she countered, making the crew laugh around them. "I want a little girl to raise," he huffed out, not taking his eyes off Adrienne, who decided to entertain the idea.
"What would you name our daughter?" she asked, to which he replied, "Well Malachai is named after an Angel, not Kai Parker. Marcellus is named after the god of Mars," he watched as an idea lit up her eyes, "What about Evangeline. It sounds angelic and Godly?"
Klaus happily clapped and discarded the remaining card in her hands, "Evangeline. Greek for good news and what great news she'd be when she is born in less than 10 months to come. Great idea love, Evangeline Mikaelson. it's decided!"
She quickly shook her head, "Not it's not."
"Thank you, GQ, my wife and I are off to make another child," Adrienne didn't have time to object because he swiftly picked her up and she had no choice but to hold on.
"No, we're not!"
He tore off their microphones and shot a nod to Shannon, then the rest of the crew, "Goodbye!"
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"No," Klaus stated, shaking his head at his wife's outfit for the interview, he had already tried to suggest something else before she walked out of her dressing room. "I'm wearing it, end of discussion and I see how you are looking at me, stop acting like you don't like this," Adrienne replied, waving him off as she came to stand In front of him, watching as he looked her up and down.
"Out," he demanded the workers who were trying to do their job. He needed to talk to his wife in private, so it wasn't long before they all rushed out of the green room and the door slammed shut.
"Adrienne," she didn't have time to react before he picked her up, drawing a yelp from her as she wrapped her legs around his torso and settled her arms around his shoulders. "What beloved?" She teased, catching the lust-filled glint in his eyes. "How long do we have until we have to do this God-awful interview?" He asked, trailing his hands over her behind and lowering his mouth to her jacket.
She gasped when he undid the two buttons with his teeth, revealing her breast to him. A growl emitted from his throat as he dragged his eyes up to hers. "We have thirty minutes..." she breathed out, making him run his tongue over his teeth.
"...we'll need an hour."
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a/n:
That is the end to my dark twisted fantasy’s story on wattpad I hope you all enjoyed it. I thought I addd a cute little one shot of them in the further.
it's been over a year and I'm so happy and grateful to all the people who have been here since the beginning and the most recent readers, who haven't stopped voting and commenting.
this was Adrienne's story and it's sad to say goodbye to one of my faves and all my other oc's. writing to her with everyone especially klaus was so special and so bittersweet to me and I loved every second of it.
- liv
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yourgothuncle · 2 years
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It’s a completely missed opportunity that Klaus wasn’t stuck with the ghosts of the dead Sparrow Academy members. Klaus is even seen kneeling over Alphonso and Jayme after they die !! I immediately thought of the chaos that would ensue of Klaus being the only one still able to talk to the two of them. Refusing to forward messages like he used to do to Ben. Being let in on everything they say. Even an obligatory climax where ghost Jayme and Alphonso help save the day if you really want
I could so easily see Klaus being stuck with Jayme and Alphonso while they’re arguing and he just screams at them to shut up. Then all the other siblings look at him completely confused. Could even throw in a line like “he does that a lot” from one of the other umbrellas
It would also be a natural way to make the two families need to work together; they need Klaus for the Sparrows to even communicate. They also call him the weak point of the group after the initial fight since his powers aren’t super combat-friendly. If he actually had to use his powers it would give him a way bigger purpose for both groups
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Matt Donovan, the mortal dude, who overlived most of immortal population of the series.
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levhach · 2 years
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Five fans getting hyped for season 3: aww man, look at this pensioner in his old man clothes. peepaws on vacation. everything is great! I hope we get to see him relax this season :):):)
Klaus fans: I want to see this man die.
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mokolat · 2 years
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POV : you're the new probation worker
Prompt : Trick or treat Illustration for the @sheehalloween
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thehandl3r · 2 years
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Klaus:
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thetruedelores · 1 month
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Klaus: If you water water, it grows. Allison: ...What. Five: They've got a point.
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supremeuppityone · 3 months
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Aesthetic for my Klaroline story, Romancing the Brimstone.
Klaus is a prince of hell trying to adjust to his banishment on earth when he meets a perky blonde human willing to help out the clueless weirdo. Of course, she didn't realize just how weird things were about to get...
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