If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

nvm, she does get a bzzt, just a reeeeaaally tiny one

OLYMPIAN GODS in HADES II

In the name of Hades! Olympus, I accept this message!

[ID: Digital art of Gwen Bouchard and Mr Bonzo from The Magnus Protocol. Gwen is a slender Black woman with chin length textured hair worn half-up, half-down. She wears a collared shirt under a jumper with the sleeves rolled up, a leather messenger bag over her shoulder. She holds out an unmarked envelope to Mr Bonzo with a look of abject terror on her face. Mr Bonzo is a very tall decaying mascot creature, mostly a dirty yellow with large purplish pustules across his body. His nose has rotted away to reveal a dripping nasal cavity underneath, his eyes are bloodshot and lidless with eerie glowing red pupils, and his smile is wet with black, ichorous drool. There is a bright yellow light illuminating him from behind, but hardly any of it reaches Gwen in his shadow. Superimposed over the image and scrawled on the wall behind them are the words “Mr Bonzo’s on his way/He’s here to stay, he wants to play” repeatedly. End ID.]

i was already working on this before this week’s eppy sode but afterwards i found i had contracted the bonzbonic plague and here we are

okay for realsies, until I am given reason to think otherwise, my theory going forward is that celia is acting as a guardian to a child. from magp 11, we have her waking up outside of her house and running back while muttering about a "jack" and saying she's on her way, and this episode implies she has responsibilities at home that she would need someone else to cover, are not related a plant or a pet, and which she's reticent to tell sam about in the context of a first date. also in her first appearance she referred to herself as having been in desperate need of a job, something which could be easily explained if she had a dependent to support.

the thought of them living in a house together is just extremely funny to me so have some doodles

Interesting detail: both Bonzo cases have been Category 1, Rank B. The only other CAT1RB case has been Needles.

alice does not know she's into gwen, she just hasn't connected the dots with the kind of cuteness aggression gwen inspires in her. gwen is desperately, acutely aware that she's into alice, and it makes her want to burst into blood and guts whenever alice says a real aliceism and she still can't stop thinking about kissing her stupid face.

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

Sam: I think I'm done with Magnus stuff

Alice:

The audience:

The show he is in called The Magnus Protocol:

Hm. So. New episode. That was fun. Organised thoughts to come later, but for now:

A WIN FOR THE DYEHARD SHIPPERS ONCE MORE

It is so fucking happening.

jon doodles + wips dump pt 2: electric boogaloo

I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

I just think they are silly

Alice: “what’s the worst thing to do with legs”

Sam: “Alice…”

Alice: “probably amputate and eat them”

Sam: “I did not eat my leg”

Alice: “but you could’ve”