I was about to say goodbye to this household, when Teresa woke up in labor! Jonathan, who was in the living room, heard his wife calling and ran into the bedroom.
“I’m not ready for another one! I thought the baby would be born next year!”
“Well, it’s being born now and there is no stopping it!” said Teresa, annoyed.
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Even as adults, they keep arguing.
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“Dames you can’t do this, she already 13”
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lemme talk about the leaks
(disclaimer that jon and damian are supposed to be 20/23 and 30/33 in these issues so shippy jokes have been shared amongst the staff ((on twitter)) so don’t be annoying. let people have their my two dads rerun bc youre insane if you think this is anything but a common law marriage…)
firstly, why are they sitting so far apart from each other? that is much more than a bible, you two can get closer. is this recommended by the couples conselor or something?
theyre so annoying, i want to squish them.
jon looks vv pretty by ortega but lets stay focused. JON YOURE LITERALLY SITTING ON THE COUCH AND WATCHING FOOTBALL WHILE YOUR WIFE DOES ALL THE WORK WTF??
damian deserves to be taken out and given a nice dinner after this jon. look at him aging 😭
same liz, same. and i assume that damian has to teach her math too? oh the hell that must be… jon, you better have given damian the honeymoon of his life…
THEYRE RAISING AN IPAD KID? oh this is tragic. im surprised the house isnt in flames. i hope dick or someone comes by every now and then to check this kid is still breathing
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Lizzie to Damian: "Why does Jon call you baby girl"
Damian: "How about we stop talking for a little bit"
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Oh my god, it's so nice that Damian gets love, Lizzie is so cute, Damian is a good big brother 🤧 I can die on this Hill (+ she wrapped you two on her finger 💕👌)
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JONATHAN BAILEY as PRINCE FIYERO
Wicked (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu
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At this point this is just canon
Jon: Damian and I don’t use pet names.
Lizzie: I see. So what do bees make?
Jon: Honey?
Damian: Yes, dear?
Jon:
Lizzie: Don’t ever @$%#@% lie to my face again.
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