Commissioner Gordon the poor man has already been sleep deprivated, lost faith in humanity, started dealing with a man dressed as a bat who somehow solves more cases than the entire GPD, started dealing with said bat people who started fucking spawning out of nowhere, who then had to deal with the fact that his two darling, precious children had become the two ends of a very, very wide spectrum.
A serial killer and a vigilante.
Commissioner Gordon knows he should feel more bothered by this. But at this point if he saw God he was ready to give him the middle finger and revive himself out of sheer spite.
It doesn’t help that both his children occasionally drop in, whistling and happily continuing business while their clothes are dotted red. It’s even worse when it’s not the kid you expect. So after a while when his neighbour says one of his kids dropped by, he says in a tired voice
“The stabber or the stalker?”
And it sticks.
It’s his way of showing spite and contempt and how done he is with all of this bullshit. So be it them breaking in in the middle of the night or knocking on the front door, you’re goddamn right he’s still gonna say it.
Barbara *slipping into the house quietly through window in the middle of the night*
From inside the house
Gordon: HEY STALKY CAN YOU PASS ME THE COFFEE ON THE TABLE?
James Jr : *standing in the doorframe in the middle of the night with a blade dripping blood* Hello father..
Gordon *not even bothering to get out of bed* : FOR FUCKS SAKE STALKY IF YOU DONT CLEAN THAT BLADE I WILL MAKE YOU CLEAN THE CARPET
James: .. what?
Gordon: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO STABBY
Nightwing *doing cartwheels on the roof while waiting for Barbara*
Gordon: STALKY GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT
Nightwing:
Gordon: OR STABBY I DONT CARE WHICH ONE
Silence
Gordon: OKAY THEN DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU *cocks gun*
Nightwing *scrambling off roof as soon as he can* : WTF WTF WTF
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Black Mirror could've done something actually interesting by not making the guy with actual aspd a villain but guess that would be too hard
Like Gordon somehow being shocked of kid James's actions when like he probably left his crime evidence of some cases out where an impressionable child could easily find it. Not helping that James had several close encounters with Joker at a young age, as well as being next to his cell, yet none of that was looked into
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Nine Year Old Dick: You’re so lucky you have a brother. I wish I had a sibling!
Ten Year Old Barbara, thinking about how James Jr. set cut off all her dolls heads: No you don’t.
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Characters that are literally the opposite of Cass in every way that I desperately need to see her interact with more.
Jason Todd
James Gordon Jr.
Victor Zsasz
Like all 3 of these guys would be incredibly cool antagonists for her.
Yeah I'm a fan of the fact Cass would probably hate Jason. 😭 Like OK I think them having wholesome interactions is cute and all, but canonically they would not fucking get along. 💀
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Okay but yandere James Gordon Jr though?!?!👀 Talk about psychotic. This guy would be terrifying. I kinda of imagine him having a Jekyll and Hyde sort of mentality with his obsession. He could go from being so gentle and loving to an outright living fucking nightmare in a split second. The ‘nice’ side of him is all a facade to manipulate his darling.
Let’s just say James Gordon Jr would be one hell of a yandere to have. And he makes it his life’s goal to toy with his darling, whether he has them in his grasp or not. He’s always playing with them one way or another.
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Im bored so Im assinging ttte characters their own Godzilla characters, pics included,
Thomas - Godzilla Jr
Edward - 1954 Godzilla
Henry - GMK Godzilla
Gordon - Heisei Godzilla
James - Monsterverse Mothra
Part 2 coming later
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JAMES GORDON JR. from BATMAN (DC COMICS)
JUSTIFICATION:
"Super jealous of her older sister (Barbara Gordon AKA Batgirl/Oracle) in canon for being their dad’s favorite (but perhaps for other reasons as well)
Fan of the Joker, a man who often acts and dresses in traditionally feminine ways" - Anonymous
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Some design doodles I’ve done over the past week of a Roguesona design for JJ Gordon.
In my delusional world, he is the new Joker number two post-Harley instead of Punchline, because 1) He already has been setup as a Joker bro as a child and 2) it fits into Joker’s favorite pastime of torturing the Gordons
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I was high as fuck as this was all I could muster
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Barbara and Dick love their brothers but they also want to throw them off a bridge and that’s completely unsustainable considering what Jason and James Jr. are like (they also all have parental issues)
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King Tut made his first appearance in the Batman episode that aired on April 13, 1966. King Tut was the first villian completely created for the show. While Zelda the Great was technically a new character, her story completely mirrored a comic starring a different villian. ("The Curse of Tut", Batman, TV event)
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