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gearbox-dollhouse · 6 months

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He hath arrived

#I don't have the pillow yet but y'know #THIS THING IS ALMOST AS LONG AS MY BED #IT'S ALMOST AS TALL AS ME #AND I'M 5'8 #ciel phantomhive #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebaciel #< in case this breaks containment. and also because I'm Sebastian IRL

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 266

Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train.

See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person.

And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right!

And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically.

The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten.

How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss.

Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings.

The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine.

They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk!

And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves.

Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life?

Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son?

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Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny is Not Ghost King & he doesn’t want to be #Danny isn’t from the same timeline as DC but he hops around so many that he’s formed a few favorites #You Know the bats are going to go crazy searching for some sort of proof of Danny’s existence when they finally communicate w/ each other #Why yes Danny is an adult lol (he is also tall but has body more like his mom)#Yes Sam showed him how to do makeup & it was a bonding thing while they bitched #Is Danny Dusan’s mom? Wonderful question that the league is pondering themself #Danny introduced Sam & Tucker to Ras once & it was horrific how well they got along #Danny almost forgot that Tucker was once a royal dictator who had constant assassination attempts #Sam & Ras bond over violent love of nature & willingness to kill to keep it safe from assholes #Damian about Danny: Obviously this is Grandmother #Jason after being thrown in the Pit: Who are you Where am I What the fuck #Damian: :O Akhi you can speak now :D Come see my puppy Grandmother gave me for protection #Ras & Danny: Threatening each other #Everyone else: Do they want to kill each other or are they flirting or both…#Space Core Danny #Star Core Jason

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myuminji · 10 months

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college au

Meryl is NOT the first person Vash visited and Wolfwood has had enough embarrassment for the day

and unofficially wife-d up with paper rings (congratulations!)

Vash holding Wolfwood's hands, realising that it's not as calloused, no, in fact, it's soft. Unharmed. Safe. And he's holding it. Both of his hands are holding it. And those hands are exchanging something as fragile as a paper ring, far off from what they're usually accustomed of holding in the past...

(He's holding Wolfwood's hand, he thinks again. It's soft. He wonders if he deserves to hold them.)

Except it's no longer the past, Vash knows that, and now they're here, the flimsy rings weighing heavy with the promise of tomorrows he could never hope or dream of having before. It's so comical to the point of bringing tears to his eyes.

If anyone had seen him crying that day he's blaming it on the damned ring.

(a.k.a. the college/reincarnation au, "we deserve a soft epilogue" ending I desperately need)

#trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #vashwood #meryl stryfe #it actually started from a jealousy prompt but my playlist changes 3 times so and it went from silly to pain #the whole idea actually came from me accidentally calling a 6ft tall fictional man ''my wife'' to peers who are neither chronically online #nor knowledgable in internet lingo and they asked ''so he's a girl?'' in the most careful tone ever I almost want to bury myself undergroun #myuminjiart

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napping-sapphic · 10 months

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Hate when people who already know that they’re taller than me ask my height like girl stop asking me for numbers the answer is YES i would have to get on my tiptoes to kiss you and also YES it would give me butterflies like whatever🙄

#wlw #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #wlw mood #i am offering a palm full of oats to tall women #pls come date me #like yes bestie there are two options #i am either on my tiptoes or pulling you down by the collar #and both of these options are phenomenal #AND YET?? we aren’t doing either??#like wtf #i remembered tall women exist today and almost passed out #like PLEASE #im in love with you #im gay and i like sleeping

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kairospy · 8 months

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Just saying,

James is the spoiled one in the relationship. He’s used to getting all he wants because Effie and Monty would indulge his every whim. He’s dramatic as shit, loud, confident, but so theatrical about it.

Regulus is the more quiet one (though not shy or insecure AT ALL. This man was meant to inherit an empire and associate (if not better) the most powerful wizards, be honest with yourself, he was be confident and stoic), and if he wanted something, he had to take it for himself seeing as his parents mostly focused on Sirius for 15 years. He’s independent.

To summarise: Regulus wears the pants in the relationship and James is just happy to be there and be pampered and be bought nice things. Regulus calls him ‘love’ and he’s gone. He wears Reg’s jumpers when he’s home alone. He’s pathetically whipped and would let Reg do anything to him. James cooks so well and makes Reg a different dish each week bc this man is used to house elf menus and that wont cut it. Regulus stands behind him, chin on his shoulder arms around his waist asking about ingredients, and James just about fucking dies—

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puppetstringed · 4 months

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#didn't have my camera with me so I'm not doing them justice but wanted to show you anyway. they're almost as tall as me #ice #winter #snow #photography #my photo

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digitaldreamsss · 2 months

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security cameras are so attractive to me like… an object able to see and surveil me at all times? just constantly watching to make sure you’re safe…

#objectum #objectromantic #objectophilia #object sexuality #os/or #posic #this one in particular too like it looks almost accessorized… well dressed.#omg i was in a home depot one time and i got to the security section and jesus…#seeing a wall of cameras looking down on me. even if they weren’t set up. just high and tall rows of them around me… yeah…#blog.txt

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gojoux · 8 months

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GOJO SATORU THE MAN YOU ARE

#ೋღ—五条悟.#not enough to distract me from the manga BUT #ANYWAYS he is here #FERAL GOJO is finally here #and he's so fine as always #can i just say that he's so tall gawd #this man's almost or is two meters

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realatlast · 2 years

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"Why do you ship-"

The height difference. That's why.

#I do not care if it's actually non-existent #it exists in my heart #give me height difference or give me death #jegulus #reed900 #geraskier #merthur #henpat #hannigram #wolfstar #so what they actually interacted once or less in canon #idc idc see how tall that guy is?#radiodust #ethan x heisenberg #nygmobblepot #can't belive I've almost forgot #the ultimate height difference duo #gigolas

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safwunnz · 8 months

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Uhh just made this in class for fun lol

the diesel Murder time trio 🙏🙏🫶😫🛐🛐

Grrrrrkfprjfo I love that they’re all different shapes :3 makes them more unique >.<

ALSO FUCK YEAH HORROR’S A BIG FUCKING BOY

here are the measurements in centimeters btw

Killer: 172cm

Dust: 179cm

Horror: 195cm

*cOUgH* planning on making nm even bigger *COUgH*

#blud’s almost 2 whole ass meters tall 💀💀#undertale #imagine me making nm as big as like- mafia tale sans 🤭🤭#haha i m a g i n e t h a t .#art #undertale au #doodle #DieselAU #killer sans #killertale #horror sans #horrortale #dust sans #dusttale #murder time trio #bad sanses #diesel punk

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frodo-with-glasses · 6 months

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So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.

#lord of the rings #lotr #honestly i think the first quote is the most chilling in this context??#like the second one pretty clearly portrays the horror of those marches #and the third seems like a realistic best-case scenario: you walk until you drop and then a familiar and beloved voice wakes you up #but the first is?? almost desperately happy?? like he’s reaching so far to say ‘no i swear this traumatic thing could be beautiful and good’#‘it could be good!’#‘IT COULD BE GOOD!! I SWEAR’#‘PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS’#and you get this sense of desperation #like he wishes a tall and beautiful Elf was there to help him and the other exhausted young men up when they stumbled and fell #i dunno if i’m making any sense but it kinda makes my heart hurt #i feel like i’m peeking into an open wound in this man’s soul

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capn-twitchery · 29 days

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i wanted a tiny colour ref grace to match twitch but the art styles didn't end up matching, oops!!! but they can still hang out on the canvas. it's fine

#he looks so small. help. how is this their real height difference. how is twitch so much Leg. their legs are almost as tall as his chest #their proportions are whack next to eachother and the different art styls do Not helpxD #i keep changing grace's colours CONSTANTLY bc my art has texture on it so i colour pick and get it slightly wrong each time #his hair keeps changing from light brown to blonde and his eyes kept changing from grey to green and back again #so i chose neither and he gets to be right in the middle of both bc i am a fence sitter #ok don't throw things at me i am going to bed i promise i just wanted to doodle 😌#fred draws

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mustasekittens · 11 hours

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congratulations christopher!

self indulgent near-future in which when christopher graduates high school buck n eddie take hiim to hawaii to celebrate and they all have a nice vacation over here. friend n i were brainrotting it a bit and we decided buck definitely hyperfixated on hawaii and stuff (history, nature, geography, mythology, etc)

#buddie #christopher diaz #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #mustasekittens #i still struggle drawing all 3 of them its a nightmare #anyways gavin is getting really tall and i thought it would be kinda funny if he was almost taller than eddie once he's an adult #my friend and i expanded on buck's hawaii hyperfixation so there's def gonna be a short comic to follow this up LOL #the lei christopher is wearing is called a maile lei #theyre usually worn by men but anyone can wear a maile :]#maile lei are usually worn at grads/proms/weddings or just cuz!#buddie are married at this point. (wink wink. bucks ring. wink)#i shouldve made buck more sunburned #idk if people even read tags this far but anyways more little details #also idk smth smth buck wearing yellow eddie wearing blue n chris wearing green (although not exactly) bc theyre a weird blended family #the brand of shirts the 3 of them r wearing is called sig zane and its a local (fancy) aloha wear brand here! its based in hilo!!#my local friend who's from big island brought it up to me and i remembered it existed #i see people wear sig zane all the time here on oahu but i am so shit at remembering names. that is extended to clothing brands LMFAO #what i mean by fancy aloha wear i mean these fucking shirts cost upwards of $130-145 EACH.#and they are fucking BEAUTIFUL.#i did take some liberties with the designs for the 3 of them tho #buck and christopher's are almost directly referencing existing designs from their catalogue while i smplified one for eddie's #christopher's is an ulu (breadfruit) pattern and i kinda ate that ngl #i was originally gonna just use some stamp brushes i found on the csp asset store but they looked so tacky i just decided to draw them LOL #anyways enjoy this self indulgent stupid stuff who cares anymore

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hoth-and-cold · 1 year

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It finally happened and I am so happy

Our third commission comes from @shakespeareaddict, who went straight to the heart with Thrawn who has absolutely no respect for Admiral Pietts cap as he ponders on the poor mans head

Thank you so so much for this one, I had a field day and a half!

#I cannot express just how much I am willing to draw Thrawn #admittingly I did put him on an absolute amount of protein because he is jacked here lmao #star wars #Thrawn #admiral piett #the hands maaan the hands #the interlocked fingers almost took me out but we won #Ive also learnt that piett is not as tall as I thought and that Thrawn is much taller then I was comfortable with

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localcreeture · 9 days

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leonardo tomato

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sweetaspiesammy · 1 year

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rereading heroes of olympus and I just discovered the heights of the seven (and a few others) on their wikis and idk how to deal with this-

(Tallest to shortest): Frank is 6’5, Jason is 6’1, Percy is 6’0, Thalia is 5’10, Annabeth is 5’9, Reyna is 5’8, Leo is 5’6, Nico is 5’6, Piper is 5’5, Hazel is 5’2

almost all of them are so TALL and also I’m the same height and nico and leo. what do I do with this info

#imagining leo/nico standing next to jason/percy is giving me brain rot #also the frank and hazel height difference is wild for them as a couple #also rick said tall girl rights I love that #they’re almost all taller than me and I think that’s very slay of them #feel free to use this post for shipping purposes #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #jason grace #leo valdez #annabeth chase #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #reyna ramirez avila arellano #thalia grace #first HoO post of mine me thinks?#have no presence in the pjo tumblr fandom I don’t have an audience for this but idc

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