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does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye
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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*
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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
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FLEABAG (2016—2019)
cr. Phoebe Waller-Bridge
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy
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i exploit platonic male friendships to fulfill my sick fantasies
I say this three times in front of the mirror every morning before leaving the house
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Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
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Still not over that Luke chose to go with a boat named fucking Princess Andromeda knowing his blood enemy is Perseus Jackson like bitch wtf are you trying to imply?????
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how many skincare products do you use daily? (not including makeup)
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Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)
You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.
Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.
Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.
We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!
Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy
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