#IM SO LATE I HAD NO INTERNET FOR 1 WEEK
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STILL DON'T KNOW MY NAME | JJK (M)
CHAPTER ONE:
Pairing: Jungkook x fem!reader
Summary: In which a video game streamer, Jeon Jungkook, finds— and is intrigued by— an account that writes nsfw fanfiction about him and decides to send them a private message. He still doesn’t know your name.
Genre: smut, pwp, internet strangers to lovers
Category: three-shot
Collab with: @dollfaceksj —> her masterlist
Banner by: @archivedkookie
WARNINGS: sexting, explicit sexual content, strong language, pornography, cybersex, exchanging in nude photos, hidden identities
total word count: 4.7k. masterlist next part—>
“Ah, fuck! He got me where I couldn’t see him!”Jungkook yells into his microphone, frustrated at his followers during his twitch stream. “Damn it, I was so close.” Jungkook puts his face into his palms, looking at his monitor and seeing all the comments being left in the chat.
User386290: Damn jk he got your ass lmao
Jkssideh0e: aww kook dw you're still fine asf
Jungkook ignores the thirst comments. They don’t make him uncomfortable, he’s just used to them. Don’t get him wrong, he loves the thirst comments and they actually give him a little ego boost. Whenever he loses at something, he tends to get very annoyed and end the stream.
“Well, that didn’t go as planned and that honestly killed the mood,” Jungkook weakly laughs. “It's getting late and I’ve already been streaming for two and a half hour anyway, so I think I’m gonna end the stream guys, sorry.” He turns his attention to his camera. There seems to be lots of women in today's stream judging from the comments left in the chat.
Kookswrld: noooo dont go yet bby >:(
Ashln00: im gonna miss ur sexy ass
yrma4l: leaving us already wow whtevr
“Don’t worry, guys. I’ll stream tomorrow night at the same time and I’ll be posting some clips of tonight's stream later on my Twitter and Instagram for you guys to rewatch.” He’s really appreciative of his followers and he enjoys seeing them beg him to stay on stream, even if some of the comments are sometimes a little out of pocket.
“Okay, I’m gonna hop off the stream now. Thanks to everybody who joined and donated on my stream today. I really appreciate you guys, and tomorrow I’ll come back on and play COD with some of you guys too. Goodnight, everyone!” Jungkook waves as the comments bid him goodbye.
Jkssideh0e: bye bby
Cl0v3r2000: see u tmw sexy
Jeoncjungk: byeee!! :)
_elicticmoonl1ght: you did so well today baby ill def tune in tmw ;))
Jungkook smiles at the pet names, not being able to contain his flusteredness from the camera. The compliments he gets from his followers are much flirtier to him.
Jungkook has been streaming for a little over a year now. At first, it started out as a silly little hobby when he had some free time after his friend Taehyung suggested he should start streaming. After a while, more and more people started to join and watch his lives. Not only was Jungkook good at video games but he was also insanely attractive, one of the reasons he has such a large female audience. After gaining more followers by the day, his once-a-week streams became twice a week, which then resulted in five times a week. Jungkook never thought his love for video games would get him this far, it was only a silly hobby of his. A year later, he has 1 million followers that watch and share his streams. He truly loves his followers.
Jungkook finally ends the two and a half hour stream. He gets up, washes up for the night before he gets into bed. He’s had a pretty long day between photography sessions he does on the side and streaming, so he’s glad he has time to lie down in bed and edit videos for the night.
After posting, he decides to scroll through his feed on twitter since he hasn’t all day.
@lili57_: Jungkook on his stream today tho?!! Yall gotta hold me back fr he is TOO fine my god.
@jjkkoooks: jk got another tattoo?? he is wattpad come to life 😛
That’s until he scrolls on his Twitter timeline and notices a familiar username.
_elicticmoonl1ght
Where did he recognize that name from? He thinks long and hard from his stream’s chat today, and finally remembers. This definitely has to be the same user from earlier, so the only logical thing Jungkook thinks to do is press on the account’s page.
“Holy shit,” are the first words that come out of his mouth as his eyes practically bulge out of his skull.
“NSFW 18+ ONLY ACCOUNT DEDICATED TO JEON JUNGKOOK” were the first words in your bio…and then the multiple threads of sexual content you write about Jungkook.
A whole nsfw account dedicated to me? I didn’t think people would go out of their day to write explcit stories about me. Jungkook’s thoughts are clouding his mind. He knows he has very loyal followers who watch and share all his streams, but this? Jungkook would have never thought in a million years that people would make porn accounts about him. He’s just a regular dude in his 20s who likes to play video games.
Jungkook decides to go through your page, each post making him more flustered the more he scrolls down. Fuck, do you know how to write, he thinks to himself, truly amazed at how you write each scenario to every last detail, making it sound realistic. That is until he almost cums on the spot, heart racing faster than ever when he comes across one of your most updated posts:
"Mmh, fuck, Kook. Right there, please, don't stop," I whine into the comforter of the mattress while my boyfriend pounds into my soaked pussy from behind, knocking the breath out of my lungs.
"Yeah, baby, like that? I'm gonna make this pussy squirt for me," Jungkook groans out, going harder and faster on me, constantly spanking my ass to make sure he leaves his mark.
Jungkook is starting to get way too hard for his liking. He is so incredibly turned on by your writing, he has never expected to grow an erection from reading fictional porn about him. He mentally debates with himself whether jerking off to this is weird or not, but then realizes he hasn’t gotten himself off in days.
Porn isn’t doing it for him anymore, so he hasn’t watched it in weeks. He feels like the porn now isn’t real or natural. A girl screaming her head off like she was getting murdered was not even remotely hot to him, so he hasn’t had the desire to watch anything of the sort. Jungkook also had a few sneaky links here and there, but hasn’t hooked up with any in months. Unfortunately, he felt like they got too clingy and they even started to expect more from him. So now that he’s by himself, jerking off to this doesn’t seem like a bad idea, especially if it’s about him.
Oh, fuck it, Jungkook surrenders to himself and pulls down his sweatpants just past his balls, cock springing to life and hitting his stomach. Jungkook quickly scrambles to open his bedside table to pull out his lotion he uses for times like these. Impatiently, he squirts a good amount of the lotion into his palm and wraps his large tattooed hand around his throbbing cock.
Jungkook’s body jerks from the sensation of his lotioned hand stroking his sensitive cock, slightly squeezing the tip. His veiny cock twitches, begging for a release of some sort. His chest slightly heaves, forgetting how pleasing himself every once in a while can feel so good. “Mhm- Fuck,” he sighs quietly, picking up his phone to continue reading your post.
“Gonna cum, Kook, fuck, I’m gonna cum.” I mewl out from the immense amount of pleasure my boyfriend is giving me with his huge girthy cock, constantly rubbing against my g-spot. He shuts me up with a rough steamy kiss, never slowing down the pace of his hard thrusts. My back slightly starts hurting from being so deeply arched for him, but I can’t say I don’t like it.
He pulls away from the kiss, a long string of saliva connecting the both of our lips still. “Yeah, you're gonna cum for me? All talk until I give your bratty ass attention.” Jungkook says through gritted teeth, wrapping a hand in my hair and pulling it backwards to expose my beautiful, untouched neck to him. He leans in, harshly nibbling and sucking on my skin, leaving it bruised and bitten. I can’t help but admit defeat and whimper under his touch.
“I’m still being a cunt, right? Isn’t that what you said earlier? Huh, baby? Answer me.” Jungkook pulls on my hair again, waiting for my reply. He can’t help but go harder from my desperation, tears building up in the corners of my eyes from how hard he’s gripping my hair.
Jungkook can’t stop reading, finding your bratty attitude so fucking hot, imagining himself fucking into your tight, warm pussy faster. He gets more comfortable in bed, laying down as he squeezes the tip of his cock with every stroke of his large hand, more and more precum spilling out fromhis tip. His lips become red and swollen from biting down on them in a lousy attempt to contain his little whines and groans.
What makes this even hotter is him not knowing what you look like, sending him into a horny headspace. Still fisting his hard, lengthy cock, he gathers spit in his mouth, letting it dribble from his lips onto the head of his swollen dick, a little saliva getting caught in his dark pubes. He whines as he feels some of his saliva dripping down to his balls, the sound of fapping noises filling the room.
“N-no, Kook, you’re not. M’sorry, please- fuck,” I plead my boyfriend as he palms my tits under my tank top, letting the straps fall off my shoulders. He continues to feel me up, occasionally twisting and pinching my sensitive nipples.
Your words and writing make him imagine you, a mystery girl, begging him to fuck you. This is exactly what he likes. His cock only oozes more precum and begs for release. Jungkook takes off his shirt and the rest of his sweats, fully naked in the darkness of his bedroom. He wipes the layer of sweat off of his forehead and massages his balls a bit more, the sensation too good to stop.
“Gonna give what you want baby, yeah?” He finally lets me cum after teasing and torturing me for far too long.
This is the part Jungkook’s been waiting for. The tension building up was enough to get him excited, but this is the part he’s been looking forward to the most. This is what has him thrilled, reading about him finally letting you cum. He can’t describe how badly he wants your tight, velvety walls wrapping around his thick cock. Jungkook recreates the feeling of it by squeezing his hard member with his large palm, moaning a little louder than before.
“Fuck- I’m cumming,” I whine, wrapping my legs around his waist forcing him closer to me.
Is this girl keeping tabs on him? Jungkook can’t tell if he finds it weird or hot that this is exactly how he likes it in real life. He loves how his hands grip your thighs and his fingers sink into the supple flesh. For him, it's the best position. Hitting it from behind. Reading about it makes this ten times better. The way he has a close look at a girl's pussy and ass, her back arched so deeply into the mattress; it only shows how much more power he has over her in bed. He simply loves it. Jungkook can already feel himself getting closer, but wants to finish reading before he cums.
Jungkook keeps a hard steady pace, never losing track of his harsh pace. I can feel his cock throb inside of me, knowing that he’s close to cumming.
“Oh- fuck,” Jungkook groans, imagining him doing this in real life. The way you describe yourself for him is a major turn on, wishing you weren’t just a fake scenario but in his room instead. Fuck, he never knew he could be so envious of his ownself. His cock spurts even more precum than before, the darkness of his bedroom full of skin slapping sounds from the way he jerks himself off so fast. He can only imagine his lotioned hand being your tight soaked cunt.
I finally cum, legs shaking from how powerful my orgasm is. I dig my nails into Jungkook’s big arms when he doesn’t stop fucking into me. Being so fucked out like this drives himcloser to his high, his body collapsing on top of mine as he thrusts into me a few more times as I clench and tear up from the overstimulation.
“Fuck, baby, gonna cum inside you. That okay with you?” Jungkook desperately speaks out into my ear, waiting for my permission.
“Yeah, cum inside me, want your cum in me so bad, Kook.”
Your begging is enough to send Jungkook over the edge. He whines loudly, arm on fire from how hard he jerks himself off, chest heaving. He bites his lip harder, sticking his tongue out to play with his piercings, abs clenching as he’s only a few seconds away from cumming.
Jungkook finally cums inside of me with his final thrust, making my cunt feel so full.
“Fuckkk,” Jungkook groans out as he finally releases all over his stomach and hand, palm never slowing down while stroking his throbbing cock. It drips down in thick layers over his tattooed fingers, falling onto his dark pubic hair. Jungkook swears he’s never cum that hard from masturbating in his life.
He takes a second to recollect himself, still slightly in a daze. Jungkook points his attention downward to his stomach, heaving up and down with every breath. He notices the way his cum sticks to his big fingers. He slightly rubs his cock a little more, the feeling too good to stop, the loose skin going up and down with every stroke.
He stops after a few seconds, being slightly overstimulated. He reaches over to his bedside table, grabbing a few tissues and wiping off the cum from his stomach and lotion from his hand. Jungkook can’t lie, he really enjoyed reading and getting off to that, and wouldn’t be opposed to doing it again. He could scroll all night reading all of your horny thoughts and posts, you are really good at it.
That's when he gets an idea. He obviously can’t keep stalking and liking your posts from his professional streaming account, that would just blow his cover.
He quickly logs out of his personal account and creates a new burner account with the username ian_97. Jungkook quickly sets up his account making it look less like a fake bot account which results in him putting a picture of his dog, Bam, as the profile picture. He quickly edits his bio which consists of his real age and where he's from. There’s no way you’d think it's actually Jungkook who's following and liking all your posts. Would you even notice his account? You already have 3,000 followers who like and interact with all your posts, mostly being fanpages of him, so there isn’t much to worry about.
Jungkook follows your account, liking a bunch of your posts. He hates himself for getting a little hard, but nothing he can't sleep off. He wonders how you even found him and got interested enough to make an entire nsfw account about him. He’s not complaining though, he finds it hot as fuck.
Jungkook checks the time. ‘It's 12:30 am already? That means I've been reading through her account for like an hour, holy shit.’ Jungkook blinks at how long he’s been caught up in your page. He sighs, plugging his phone into the charger, deciding it's time to get some sleep. Jungkook remembers the long list of errands he has to carry out tomorrow morning which partially makes him annoyed but not much since he needs to get out of the house. He soon falls asleep peacefully, with you on his mind.
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A week and a half has passed since Jungkook’s little smut reading session and finding your page. Since then, he’s gotten so busy with life, doing the photography sessions he does on the side, home chores, and taking care of Bam which is a huge chore in itself. For some reason, he’s had a huge rush in which people want to book with him. Jungkook is glad people enjoy his work, don't get him wrong, but it's more complicated than it seems.
Jungkook spends hours if not days editing all the pictures he’s taken, and him being a perfectionist does not make it a quick task. Getting caught up with all of this ends in him not streaming in over a week, knowing his followers have been begging him to go live. He misses his followers a bunch, and needs to take his mind off things, so after he finishes editing all his pictures and sending them to his clients, he decides to go live.
“Hey everyone, miss me? Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, I got caught up in a lot with some personal matters. And yes, I’ve seen all your tweets begging me to go live and play COD. Well, your wish has been granted!” Jungkook enthusiastically states while reading the comments.
jjkgf613: finally we missed u!!
hoe4.jk: HES BACKKKKK!!!
kookiejjar: heyy hope you're alright :(
“Thanks guys, I missed y’all too, and don’t worry! I’m okay, just been putting a lot of stuff off that needed to be done. Other than that, it's all good! I’m back to streaming for you guys.” Jungkook is glad he has so many people that care for him, he couldn’t ask for better, more supportive followers.
kookswrld: yayyy we got our jungkook back :0
Jungkook chuckles and smiles, but it quickly drops from his face as his eyes drop to the comment right under it.
_elictmoonl1ght: missed u !
Jungkook’s cock twitches in his sweats, memories flooding back in from almost 2 weeks ago when he got off your posts. Fuck, how could I forget? He mentally argues with himself on how that totally slipped his mind. He wonders if you noticed his burner account following you or if you wrote more posts on your page about him. Jungkook quickly snaps out of it, clearing his throat, remembering he’s live streaming with 300k people watching.
“A-ahem, sorry guys, I thought I heard Bam or something. Uhm, let's just get back to the stream.” Jungkook clears his throat, trying to play off the long awkward pause in his stream, cheeks heating when he realizes how deep he was in his thoughts about you. Fuck, he needs to get a grip.
Fortunately, Jungkook is well distracted in his game and interacting with his followers for the past 2 hours, making up for his almost 2 weeks absence. He yawns as he glances at the clock above his screen which reads 10:39 pm. It's late and his eyes are starting to burn from staring at the screen for too long, deciding it's time to end the stream.
“Okay guys, it's getting late so I think I’m going to end the stream. Thank you guys for playing with me, I had a lot of fun reconnecting with y'all. I’ll definitely be going live again soon this week. Don’t forget to check out Instagram and Twitter for more updates. Love you guys, goodnight! ” Jungkook waves at his camera above his monitor, giving his fans a genuine sweet smile. The comments bid him goodbye.
Kookiejjar: gn <33
User386290: seen u soon
Jkssideh0e: gn bf :)))
Jungkook ends the stream, exhausted but happy he got to go live. Streaming is his main source of income, but he does it because he enjoys it, not because it makes him the most money. Also, he makes money off of his sponsorships and photography sessions. Jungkook is pretty financially stable for a 27 year old, it's just him and Bam.
Jungkook cooks himself a small late night meal after his stream, remembering he didn’t get the chance to eat dinner. He makes his favorite go-to meal: spicy buldak ramen. Even though he might regret it later, he doesn’t care, eager to finally eat something after a few hours.
Jungkook finishes his meal and washes all the dishes he used, then puts Bam back into his play pen. He feels sweaty and dirty after his long day, deciding to take a nice hot shower before bed. He relaxes under the shower faucet, not realizing how tense he is. Fuck, loosen up man, he mentally puts himself in check. Jungkook has piled up a lot of stress this past week and a half. Embarrassingly, he hasn’t gotten himself off or had sex in even longer. Jungkook freezes as he remembers earlier events from his day.
“_elictmoonl1ght: missed u!”
Jungkook quickly finishes his shower, turning off the faucet, drying himself off at the speed of light, not even bothering to put on any clothes. He sprints to his bed, rips his phone off its charger and clicks on Twitter.
Jungkook’s stomach bubbles in excitement wondering how much he’s missed your account. He switches from his personal streaming account to his burner, immediately pressing onto your profile. The first thing he sees is an off guard picture of his side profile with the tip of his pink tongue playing with his lips rings from today's stream. He looks so focused and sexy, yet his cock twitches when he reads the caption:
@_elictmoonl1ght: the nose, the piercings, the jaw line, his lips THE TONGUE??!!! needa to ride his face until he begs me to stop. Fuck, i swear he gets more fine everytime he streams :P
Jungkook throws his phone to the side, stripping from his clothings. He throws his shirt and boxers somewhere on the floor of his room, lying down on his bed. Impatiently, he spits into the palm of his hand, too eager to get up and grab his lotion, and places his hand on his cock, stroking until it's firm.
His long and large fingers wrap around his veiny dick, sticky and wet from his saliva. He lets out a small whimper, cock a little sensitive from not being able to get off for almost two weeks. His cock is red, spurting a bit of precum just from imagining how horny you must’ve been when you wrote about him. Jungkook wishes you were with him right now, stroking his hard cock for him, begging him to cum for you.
He continues to scroll down your page, exclusively looking for explicit posts you’ve written about him. A few swipes later, he finds a new and different story you’ve posted. Jungkook presses on the thread and begins reading, smiling from excitement.
Jungkook roughly pushes me onto the bed, stripping me of my clothes.
“Wet as fuck, baby. All for me, right?” Jungkook eyes down my figure, pulling me to the edge of the bed as he takes off my shorts, leaving me in only my underwear.
“Yeah, Kook, just for you, please don’t tease,.” I beg Jungkook as he traces my slit through my panties, sticking them more to my core than before.
Jungkook quickens the pace he strokes his cock at, imagining you, the mystery writer, laying spread out in front of him in your little panties, giving him a full view of your ass and pussy. If you were here, he’d toy with your pussy outside of your underwear, tracing his finger over your lower lips, making sure to press down on your tight, soaked hole, smacking your ass after watching it jiggle. His pace never stops, nipples becoming hard from the cold air in his room, yet every other part of his body is on fire.
“Gonna give you what you want,” Jungkook begins as he pulls down my panties and throws them onto the floor. He lowers himself in front of me, eyeing my soaked cunt, clit begging for some sort of stimulation. He begins by kissing my inner thighs a few times, occasionally biting on them, causing me to whimper in pain.
After a minute of teasing, he finally brings his lips to my cunt, giving it a long, slow lick from my hole to my clit.
“Shit,” Jungkook groans, eating pussy is one of his favorite things to do. It’s crazy how you’ve been writing about all the things he likes. His cock twitches at the thought of having his head between your thighs, imagining your pussy to be plump and soaked for him, clit throbbing whenever his nose bumps into it. He groans out, never stopping the pace he strokes his veiny cock at, wishing he could have the taste of you in his mouth.
“L-like that, Kook,.” I beg him as he devours me like I’m his last meal. He doesn’t take a moment to breathe, but instead constantly sucks on my clit, occasionally moving down to lick at my quivering hole. However, he stops and removes his face from my pussy. His face is covered in my wetness, some of it on the tip of his nose to his chin.
“Sit up,” he demands me while he lays down on his back. That's it? He’s not going to finish the job?
I sit up and stare at him in confusion when the next few words he says makes my pussy clench in desire.
“Ride my face. C’mon, babe.” Jungkook urges me to straddle his face. I’ve never sat on his face, but I’m not opposed to it.
I straddle him, his eyes staring straight into mine as he grabs the back of my thighs, wasting no time in urging me to sit on his face. When I finally lower myself onto him, I jolt from the pleasure. His nose begins to hit directly onto my clit, wet tongue proding at my hole.
“Fuck, feels so good, Kook, d-dont stop,” I plead him, my legs shaking on each side of his head. His tongue and nose constantly working on my pussy has me lightheaded, my words becoming squeals and whines. I decide to be bold, slightly rocking my hips back and forth across his face, lifting myself up every few seconds to let him breathe.
Jungkook fists his cock at a fast, rough pace. Your words were perfect and made it so realistic to imagine. Jungkook pants, “Fuckkk mh- yeah, like that, baby,” as he imagines you humping his face. His balls tighten, thinking about how tight and wet your pussy probably is. He dreams of your plump pussy constantly rubbing onto his nose and lips, maybe even feeling some of your shortly trimmed pubes brush against his skin.
Jungkook is so fucking close, losing it at the thought of your wetness still connecting your pussy to his mouth. His stomach clenches, eyes squeezing shut, feeling a dribble of sweat running down his defined abs. His cock is harder than ever in these past two weeks. His cock is begging to release all the cum he’s been holding in, balls tensing at the thought of cumming everywhere.
Jungkook can tell I’m close by the way I have a tight grip on his hair, and my constant begs to cum. He eventually complies and gives a final kiss to my pussy.
“Want you to come now. That good with you, baby?” He says as he shoves his mouth onto my poor swollen pussy, not even giving me the chance to answer him.
Jungkook doesn’t stop with his rough sucking and licks, determined to make me cum all over his face. My moans and begs are louder than before, my hands gripping his long, luscious hair. He brings all his attention to my clit, sucking on it harshly. My stomach snaps from all the pressure.
“Mh- cumming, Kook. C-cumming,” I cry out as I ride out my high on his tongue and lips, not stopping until I soak his entire face.
Jungkook finally reaches his breaking point, hot white cum coating the back of his hand and stomach, a little seeping onto his belly button. He continues to milk his cock dry until he whimpers from the overstimulation. He just can’t stop. Not knowing who you are or how you look makes the situation even hotter. You don’t have to show him how you look, your words are just enough to make him cum.
Jungkook finally stops stroking his cock, but leaves his tattooed hand there. It might’ve been the little bit of horniness left in him, but he decides to be a little bold. He clicks on your account, scrolls to the top of your page and presses the little message button in the top right corner, and at that he sends you the message.
“hey, your writing is amazing and i cant lie turns me on a lot. Wanna see if u can put those words to good use bby:)”
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a/n: hi guys! i really hope you enjoyed part 1 of sdkmn! this is my very first fic ever and im glad to share it yall finally!! i have no idea when part 2 will be sooo pls dont ask LOL but i hope yall enjoyed it and are ready for the next part! pls don’t be shy to share or reblog they are very much appreciated! id also like to thank @dollfaceksj and @peachypinkygloss for helping me so much through the writing process and making this story 10x better!! my asks are always open and i hope yall stay tuned for part 2! thank youuu🫶🏻🥹💞 -eli
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paring : toxic!ellie x toxic!reader
warnings : Mention of weed, alcohol. Ellie’s punishment with sex. Mention of nudes. Oral (e!receiving), fingering (r!reveiving). Language, nicknames such as : slut, doll, angel, baby, bitch, motherfocker (and others). mention of yn like twice. Mention of cheating and lying and many other bad things 😅. Ellie and reader are NOT healthy, do not romanticize their relationship, its fucked up. Porn w out plot? (kinda). Both reader and ellie are mean and does fucked up shit. 18+
summary : You wait Ellie again. she’s late for 4 hours and she wants to make it up to you. But you didn’t want to fall in her arms this time- which you obviously lost at trying to do. Ellie’s mad and has a punishment for you when she was in the wrong, and you had every right to be mad at her.
kinda a scrap this is bad 🙏
short asf
you :
00:12 - Ellie, where are you?
00:34 - Ellie istg answer me!!
1:02 - c’mon you said you’d come over today
Els 🖕🏻:
1:55 - im omw
1:57 - dont bother.
2:01 - im sorry im late
2:01 - you’re always sorry, dont come home and go fuck one of your stupid fangirls
2:02 - im coming over
2:02 - i said no
2:03 - c’mon lemme make it up to you 💋
2:05 - im gonna block you
2:32 - yn? !message not delivered!
“fuck” Ellie mumbled under her breath, going out of the studio and jumps in her Truck. going over speed’s limit and then knocking hard enough on your apartment to wake up everyone else in the combo.
you get up from your bed, unable to sleep due to waiting for her all night.
you open your door and when you see Ellie standing in front of it, smelling weed and alcohol, you know she wasn’t gonna be easy to deal with tonight.
“Ellie go home, its 3 in the morning…”
“cmon let me in baby” she said in a whisper, almost sounding like a whine.
You and Ellie’s relationship was complicated- that was what you were saying to your friends, because the amount of time you two broke up, that she cheated on you, that you would expose her nudes on internet, that she would sleep with a stranger just to piss you off and somehow you’d still let her come back in your arms- as she did the same with you. you would do shitty things as well, like saying to all of her fans that the concert was cancelled or that it changed location. you could also post on twitter her worse secrets when you learned that she cheated on you. you’d also make up lies about some random stuff just to get a revenge out of her.
but mostly she would just fuck up your trust for her like coming home 4 hours later or cheating on the infinite amount of girls. she’d also love bomb you to get you back and then would disappear for weeks. she also showed all of her band’s member the sextape she got of you- and you knew after Dina, the base player told it to you. You and ellie would randomly call eachothers- especially when she or you were under something, most likely weed or alcohol but sometimes something else. It wasnt rare that you would make her jealous and posting a story of you and a girl on instagram and she’d come over to fuck you dumb. only to wake up alone in the bed.
“ellie please i just wanna sleep tonight, no fight.”
“and please i just wanna say sorry, no fight.” Ellie answered, thinking she was a smart girl for this one
you rolled your eyes.
“are you even able to walk?” you asked her, seeing her flushed cheeks and her eyes red like hell
“of course i am baby, im okay.. please let me just make it up to you im so sorry im late”
“no youre not! because you wouldve told me you’d come home late or you wouldve just told me that you were busy!!!”
“im so sorry..” she says in a childish tone, just as if she was mocking you for being so mad.
“fuck off els”
Ellie rolled her eyes and made her way inside, taking steps closer to you.
“dont talk to me like that.” Ellie says, looking right into your eyes- mood changing suddenly, she didnt get the answer she wanted.
“you dont show up 4 hours late, bitch”
Ellie’s jaw tightened and she looked at you furiously
“tell me you just wanted to fuck me Ellie.”
“dont you ever call me ‘bitch’ again.”
“or what? you’re gonna leave? that already happened, i can survive it.”
“nah.. im gonna give you a lesson.”
“the fuck you mean?”
“get on your knees” Ellie said, tone demanding.
“i wont do shit you ask me to do Ellie.” you say scared of what she’s gonna ask you to do. you have some suspicions, but your mind is overthinking about so many possibilities.
Ellie puts her hands on your shoulders and force you to get you on your knees. She looks at you from down and she takes off her pants along with her boxers.
“you know what to do now.” Ellie tells you, intertwining her fingers with your hair, pulling you closer to her pussy. You start to give her short licks, obviously nothing enough for her.
“I swear to god you motherfucker if you dont do what-“
Ellie started but got cut off with one of her whines by you sucking her clit like your life depended on it. Your knees hurts, but her grip in your hair is too strong for you to move. your holding her by the thighs, moaning against her cunt by how good she tastes. obviously pussydrunk by her. and the perfect little grunts she would make made you so fucking wet. her hips would be jerking against your face, riding your tongue the best she could to chase your high. Ellie would never tell you, but you ever were the only one to make her cum. she knew that it would make your ego so much too high if she told you that on countless girls you were the only one able to please her. you know her sweet spots and she wasnt scared to be vulnerable with you. she always was. and you always were too.
“Fuck- fuck.. just like that, yeah”
her grunts would turn into whines and her whines into small moans. Ellie wasnt that much of a loud girl, but you knew if she was vocal- it was good. it made you laugh, sending vibrations through her clit.
“Im gonna- fuckkk!!” she moans out as she cums in your mouth. you still suck her clit as she rides your tongue for her high to be longer.
you get up from your knees and ellie kisses you, tasting herself on your tongue. the kiss turns rapidly messy and rough. Ellie would hold you by the hips, directing you by the bed. as soon as you touched the bed, she made you lay down on it and she got on top of you, still making out with you. her kisses got on your jaw until your neck. she then took a pause to look at you. you were eye doying her- she would always win. you were her little slut.
“only needed my” puts a finger into your core “fingers to shut that attitude huh?”
she takes off your shirt- which you were braless under it. peaking already your tits, ellie titled her head, smirking
“you got ready for me, doll?”
you nodded, wanting more of her.
“nuh huh, words baby, i want words.” she told you as the sucked one of your nipples as one of her hand was massaging the other breast. as her other hand was working on your clit to make you feel sooo good.
“j-just for you els!” you obey to her request, only wanting her to go faster.
“faster el- faster!!” you try to manage to tell her.
“faster huh?” Ellie says as she just slows her pace of her fingers brushing against that sweet spot of yours.
“please ellie!!” you beg for her to go faster as she just slows down again and again.
“i didnt say you’d get a good time Baby, this is your punishment, as deserved.”
“please.. ill be good Ellie- never gonna be m-mean with you ever” you faked promised her, just needed to tell her whatever she wanted to hear.
“yeah? you’d do this for me, angel?” Ellie asks as shes at only one finger, completely ruining you. completely making you cry for more- needing more.
“id do anything- just please fuck me ellie, fuck me.”
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2 days after this huge mistake. You and Ellie started to do this kind of thing all the time. She’d piss you off, you’d be mad, she’d become madder for something she made you mad at- and would finish as sex. the only way you two did work out with.
she made you feel so good and you made her feel better.
This was unhealthy, but she was so addictive.
she’d come home in the middle of the night- wouldnt care if you were deep asleep or had a party- she’d take care of that pussy no matter what. Her songs would be about you two relationships.
Everyone liked it.
and you were happy you had such a big impact that she wrote- and sang about you.
But she didnt see you that pretty- you were her fucking toy.
14:01 : why the fuck did you say that i was toxic in your song?
15:56 : because you are.
15:59 : fuck you els
16:01 : you wish <3
16:01 : you’re the toxic one in our relationship
16:30 : 💀💀 hell nah
16:31 : Ellie how many times did you cheat on me?
17:23 : babe, we were on break how many times do i get to tell you that?
17:23 : anyways i gtg ill see you tonight ;)
She wasnt easy and you werent either.
but whatever, she has become way more famous than ever.
she’d send you those pictures before a show, trying to make you come to one (which you did but didnt tell her).
“does that feel good els?” you say as your face was in between her thighs, on your knees just like how she loved you like that.
“fuck babe dont stop!!” Ellie would tell you into a soft tone, not so much like that little ‘dominant’ cover she’s making everyone believe she was. she was always the one screaming your name over and over.
she then would make you see heaven with her cock filling you up, camera in one hand and the other one on your breast. She’d look at it all the time, rolling circles on her clit whenever she missed you and you blocked her so she couldnt ask you for any nudes- she has better, she could literally see you in action getting fucked by her.
she loved you, that was why she was so fucked up at showing it.
and you just were getting revenge for how she made you feel.
But in a way you two belonged together.
But she’d still use you for your amazing body and how good your tongue felt against her cunt.
you were her little stress reliever. (you’d let her do whatever she wanted to you- you’d just never tell her that)
request are open 💋
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pairing: Harry Styles x tennis player!reader
summary: "Can't hear the haters when you're slaying"
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harryupdates Harry and YN were spotted in London yesterday! via emglishmanharry
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ynupdates glad to see yn well rested before the big paris!!
harrysmoustache he looks SOOOOOO good, man
harryshoee they are such a handsome couple, i literally can't take it anymore
tennisfan01 walkover in Italy to have a longer vacation? very professional of her
tennisfan92 here you have an example of why she's losing so much lately
tennisfan101 choosing a boy instead of your job??? classy
ynhater professional player only in billboards
ynhater16 she's becoming more of a celebrity than a tennis player, you can now see what she's really after 💸
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ynupdates I really don't know if I should write this... This photo is from YN's practice in Paris today. She broke down crying after multiple people from the audience kept calling her names, howling and disturbing. Those people were just a percentage of the ones that are actively judging her on the internet. And it is NOT okay. And it will never be. Some people should stay at home and keep shouting at their TV, leaving this lovely young woman to live HER life the way SHE wants to. She doesn't owe you anything. Treat her the way you'd like to be treated, with respect and kindness.
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harryupdates couldn't have said it better
ynshands i hate those people, who do they think they are???
ynsmybestie i actually broke down crying with her, it was heartbreaking to see and hear
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harrysmoustache after years of listening to Harry, i got to see him live. yes, this show was different. Yes, he was disappointed and angry. yes, he wasn't his usual bubbly smiley self. am I going to complain? no. he had a reason to be and its okay. I still listened to my favourite song (fine line) and forgot about my problems. thank you, harrystyles
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harrynewfan hi, im a new fan and don't know what is happening in the fandom yet. could someone explain?
⤷ ynsmybestie harry is in a relationship with YN YSN. and right now, she is receiving a lot of hate because of losing tournaments and taking a break. its all over twitter (she's been trending for a week now)
ynupdates it seems that the situation really got to him. it's so sad to see
ynsmybestie i hope they are okay. i fear them breaking up, like man.... i can't think about it, imma cry
harryshoee did any of you miss what he said on stage???
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emily saw harry ♡ | harryno1fan
here's a thread of what harry said today concerning the outrageous comments about yn
1) "Your sign says: "I was bullied into changing myself. You helped me find the way back." First of all, you did it yourself because you are the strong individual. Secondly, I hope that those bullies learnt how to use their ability to communicate, right? This show is not a safe place for bullies, any bullies. Treat people with kindness."
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2) Right before singing Fine Line: If I may have your attention, please! This song has been very special for a person close to me lately, and I'd like to dedicate it to her. Uhmm, sometimes when life gets hard and everyone seems to be against you, there - there is someone still for you, believing in you. This is for you."
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3) After seeing the sign *are you coming to the Roland Garros?* "am I going? of course i am. my girlfriend is defending her title there. of course, I'm gonna be there! what a ridiculous question *laughing*. are you coming? you are. i hope to see you there. she loves the support even though she doesn't want to admit to it."
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4) when there were five signs about yn next to each other: "did you coordinate that? no? you don't know each other! that's great! why are you writing signs about someone else on MY concert, hmm? I'm sorry, what? oh, you want to show your support. that's great. that's lovely. I think yn would love to see it. May I take a picture of you guys?"
and he did take a picture of them!!!!
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this concert was very different and I think everyone needed it. harry made a clear statement: there is no place for hate and cruelty that people put YN through. and i thank him for that, really. what a great man.
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i am glad that Harry finally spoke up against it
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ynupdates YN via IG stories! thankfully the first round went easy and she's waiting for tomorrow's opponent. can't wait to see another match!
also, yes, i am disabling the comments because haters didn't learn anything.
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harryupdates HARRY posing for pictures tonight!
edit: the sign said "pose as if yn is taking a picture of you"
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harryshoee this show is looking very promising and we're just few minutes in!!!!
hArrysbtch babes, he looks cuuuuuute
ynsmybestie im in love
yntennisqueen im beginning to like him
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seeing harry tonight | harryontour
"she's in paris, cause she's defending her Roland Garros title. and she's in the arena to define if I'm a better performer than Taylor Swift. baby, what's the verdict?"
when i tell you i screamed. sorry, screeched at him, i bet if he heard he would think I was possessed.
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and then they showed yn screaming "you know im a swiftie!" i love this woman
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the fucking update I have guys...
Harry: your sign says "have you listened to midnights?" have I listened to midnights?! who do you think I am? midnights? pfff. *after a little pause* yes. yes, I did. my girlfriend loooooves it.
and then he walked off singing: karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god, karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
I LOVE HIM
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he's a karma stan, slay king!!!!
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oh, so she's going to concerts the night before a match. no wonder she's losing so much.
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ynupdates couldn't imagine having a better response to the haters. yn ysn everybody!
edit: what in the fuck is harry styles doing on my profile??? wtf is yn doing here as well???
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harryupdates👏 this 👏 is 👏 how 👏 you do it 👏
harrystyles can't here the haters when you're slaying
⤷ yourinstagram oh god, harry xD
⤷ ynsmybestie wtf are you doing here guys????
⤷ harryupdates couldn't imagine my Friday going any better, my life is made, I can die happily
⤷ yourinstagram please don't, im going to sue harry if you do
ynsmymama this match was everything. she IS the leader
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harrystyles #22 ❤️🎂
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yourinstagram i don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22!
thank you for all the birthday wishes, i love you all ❤️
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harrystyles happy birthday, baby ❤️❤️
taylorswift and it looks good on you! Happy birthday, YN!
⤷ yourinstagram no way
⤷ yourinstagram thank you so much!!! i love you!!!
#harry styles x you#harry styles x reader#harry styles imagine#harry styles instagram#harry styles fanfiction#harry styles#tennis player!reader
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Kitty Cat
chapter 3 - "the internet cafe's loyal customers"
cat!scara x collegestudent!fem!reader
SYNOPSIS
You are just an ordinary college student, having friends, hard projects and surviving on a low budget. Every week, or saturday to be specific, you would come by your favorite cafe in town, Fatui Cat Cafe. It is such a calming and lively place for you after a busy week as a student. In the cafe, there's one cat that despises everyone, except you.
A/N :
i add a little change to the story. Before, it was Teyvat's Cat Cafe. But I changed it into Fatui's Cat Cafe, due to some stuff. Who knows? Maybe you'll know the story if you match it with the harbingers' actual lore..~
MASTERLIST - previous | next
It was dark outside. All shops were closed, some of the are still open. But only a few. The scenery was lonely. Lonely streets were lighted by street lights that light up during the night time.
Next to Fatui Cat Cafe was a dark alleyway, they throw out their garbage and leftovers there.
It was quiet, too quiet. Until there was the sound of a door opening from the dark alleyway.
There was a male coming outside the door. He looked fishy, wearing a cap and is hooded with a black hoodie and is wearing jeans. He has indigo colored hair.
He was busy fixing his attire. When he was about to leave, he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey comrade! What are you doing outside at such a late time?" Taunted a guy with ginger colored hair.
"Back off, dont call me that. And dont be so stupid, you know what im outside for" Said the hooded man coldly, not bother turning to look at him.
"Hmm? Let me guess..~"
"It's neither you going to the internet cafe you usually go to or the 24 hour convenient store" Guessed the guy.
"What? Who told you about this?" Asked the hooded man furiously, turning to look the other man.
"Ahaha! Dont act all surprised Scara, everyone literally knows you leave the cafe every night. Signora saw you walking out of the door" Explained the ginger man, giggling.
Scara just glared at Childe harshly, not answering.
"So? What brings you here then?" Asked Scara again, hands crossed against his chest.
"Hm? Whats wrong with me being outside? I mean, you are even outside yourself" Childe answered and scoffed.
Scara just answered with a "ok" and started to leave him.
"H-hey!! Wait for me!!" Childe shouted from afar as he ran towards Scara.
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They stopped by an internet cafe, it was usually crowded. But since it was midnight, of course it isnt.
"Its up to you whether you want to rent or not. Also, Im not paying your bill." Scara exclaimed, opening the door.
"Huh??! What do you mean?? I thought you are paying me?? How do even have money??!" Childe asked, surprised.
"I stole it from the cashier" Scara confessed, not feeling any guilty of doing it.
"Hey! You stole it?! I'll report you to master Tsaritsa!!" Childe warned.
"Pfft why should I care? Go on and report it to her, I really dont care. And also, you sound stupid calling her master Tsaritsa." Scara mentioned as he payed for the billing, 1 hour.
As Scara was heading towards the computer he always used, Childe kept on complaining.
...
"Hufff, what do you even need to rent a computer anyways?" Childe sighed and stretched in his seat.
Scara did not answered anything. He countinued on to type on the keyboard for something. On his screen, showed a search bar. He was searching his own name, his intend was to know his reputation on the internet.
The loading took awhile, but it had finished anyways. He clicked his own hashtag, #scaracat.
The very first post on the top, which is the most popular and recently post, was a video. He hovered the cursor to the play button and clicked.
The video started, it was a video of a girl crouching to a black purple-ish cat, she is stroking the cat slowly. The place was familiar, it was the Fatui Cat Cafe.
After a moment of watching he finally realised its him, in his cat form.
He was surprised. Since when did he started to be gentle to someone? Why is he so calm and enjoying the girls touch in the video?
At the end of the video, he woke up suddenly and bit the girl's hand that was stroking him and the video was cutted off.
"Oohh, thats the video from yesterday's feeding with customers event" Childe commented as he saw the screen.
He remembered again the warmth and affection he received in his sleep yesterday afternoon. He thought it was just him feeling things. Well, it sure isnt him.
He scrolled down to the comments and checked, it was all positive comments.
The comments were just dry, like "aww cute!! 🥰🥰🥰😍" or "aww🥺🥺". He expected to meet a comment or two like, "man wish that was me" or "hey women move‼️‼️ my turn❗" or basically just simp comments. But who would simp for a cat??
He still expects like a comment like so, he countinued to scroll down the comments.
He the came across a comment, saying "the girl in the video is @/y/nn". He clicked the tagged user and the page loaded.
Childe on the other hand who was watching the same thing as Scara, is very interested in this girl.
@/y/nn is actually just a normal typical girl who does dance videos or vlogged her day with her friends, nothing special.
Her latest video has many views than her usually views on other videos, maybe because she recently got famous due to being one of the persons to calm him.
The video that got most views was a video of her dancing the newest trend, Casey dance. She isnt like most girls that really showed off their curves with the dance, she still kept her image well and kept her curves covered with baggy and oversized clothing despite the slight explicit dance.
(For those of you who dont know the dance, here's the video)
"Mannn, y/n is pretty~" Teased Childe beside Scara.
Scara only kept on looking on the screen with a slight blush on his cheeks. His cat ears which are hidden and blocked by his cap and hood were twitching to rise up, a sign of him being flustered. His tail was also itching to wag a little.
Childe only looked at him with a smug smile plastered on his face.
...
Eventually their rent time for the computer has ended so they left.
Childe insisted on buying some snack or stuff at the 24 hour convenient store with some money he found on the computer desk he was sitting on, Scara agreed.
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it’s insane how disappointed i am with this season… like i don’t even know how to deal w this lmao. i just feel like i’m being gaslit into believing all the stuff i previously thought about tomshiv’s dynamic and even tomgreg’s (in terms of the nero/sporus subtext) isn’t true. it’s a weird decision on the writers’ parts.
the whiplash is so odd to me that i can’t help but wonder if they’re intentionally misleading us for some late-in-the-game twist. that’s probably delusion though—simplest explanation is that they changed their mind or it’s shitty writing. seems to be a trend with hbo final seasons. let’s see how it all ends before we make any final decisions, though.
unlike failed internet darling mlm ships of the past, tomgreg isn’t a case of fandom creating a narrative and setting themselves up for disappointment—the writers intentionally implanted homoeroticism into their plotline. the actors knowingly played around with it. jesse literally called them homoerotic a few weeks ago. it’s really sad to think succession may fall prey to every other queerbait-adjacent (adjacent for now since the season isn’t over) curse, leaning into the queer undertones until they’ve written themselves into a gay corner with the internet convinced something is gonna happen, only to backtrack and pretend the vibes were never there at all. it’s too early to say if that’s the case here, but it certainly feels that way at the moment. i mean, what else are we supposed to think when the writers go from nero and sporus gay marriage as the through line of season 3, to disgusting brothers hetero sex tour comedic relief background noise with tomshiv redemption front end center? am I supposed to be enjoying this?
all that being said, on a positive note im glad we’ve seen how much closer tom and greg have gotten as partners, and that they’re scheming together and on the same page. i’m glad they’ve had at least one interaction each episode. i’m glad greg seems much more into tom than previous seasons, quelling any unrequited friendship accusations. i’m glad we got insane homoerotic undertones in episode 1, even if they’ve dropped off since then. but where we’re sadly lacking is depth—what was once the hallmark of tomgreg’s deeper connection in contrast to tomshiv’s emotional constipation. now greg makes sexual quips while tom rolls his eyes…end scene. and again. it was funny and cute at first, but now it’s getting boring. don’t they deserve a more interesting arc in the final season after years of build up? why are we subject to tomshiv rehashing the same shit we’ve seen for 3 seasons instead?
also, one of the most compelling arcs of season 3 was tom’s vengeance, especially because we saw it play out from his perspective. outside of his plane convo with greg, tom’s pov has all but been erased. even the tomshiv moments are from the lens of shiv’s experience. and as much as we may sympathize with shiv’s heartbreak over his betrayal and her dad’s death, it feels almost wrong that the show is trying to make me feel bad for her? we saw how awful she was to tom for three seasons, we saw from tom’s perspective how much she hurt him. i don’t feel bad for shiv on the tom front at all, the fact that she kept his baby feels wildly out of character, and frankly it’s a little insulting the amount of time the final season is spending trying to convince the audience otherwise.
hey, maybe my feelings will change in a few days. maybe the final episodes will change all of our minds. i’ll always have some hope for tomgreg, but right now it’s not looking promising given the treatment they’ve received so far. anyone with any positivity to share hit me up because I could use it!!
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I just found your blog and your writing is SO good omg
May I request platonic yandere future tord with a younger sibling reader?
RAHHHH FIRST SELF INSERT OF THIS BLOG LETS GOOOO!!!!
Platonic Yandere Tord & Younger sibling reader part 1
Gender Neutral reader
Btw, this is kinda like prologue. You don’t actually meet Tord in this part. I PROMISE IM WORKING ON THE NEXT PART. This just started feeling way too long for me.
You were born 8 years after Tord was born.
Growing up with him was filled with bickering, but also a scary undying loyalty from his end.
God, you wish you could go back in time and relive those days. He was your go-to for almost everything. Your best friend.
He moved out to search for apartments when he was 21. You were just about 13 at the time.
House after house, apartment after apartment, Tord had trouble getting on his feet. But throughout your teenage years you stayed in contact. You two stayed very close.
Until one day, when you were turning 18, All of Tord’s social medias seemed to just disappear. You had decided to reach out to him, blowing up his phone, but he never responded. You asked his roommates what happened.
They said he just left in a hurry. He packed his things and was gone.
For a long time you obsessed over finding him. You gave up after a few years.
You moved out when you were 20, able to find your own apartment and get on your feet relatively easily.
You had never forgotten about your brother. The way he abandoned you. Left everything behind.
You knew he wasn’t kidnapped. He obviously took the time and effort to wipe himself off the face of the internet.
And sure, you cried and screamed and threw a fit for a while, but eventually you decided to put it behind you.
Plus, all that is the least of your worries when you start to notice a car outside of your apartment. Tinted windows. You couldn’t see inside. It would park on your street and stay there.
For the next week things felt off. The whole town seemed tense. You would occasionally see strangely dressed figures lurking around town in blue trench coats.
Eventually, someone got out of the car. And they came to your door.
It was a man with an upside-down name tag, you could barely make it out.
He explained to you that your brother wanted to see you. Tord wanted to see you. He explained that you could go willingly or go fighting.
A part of you was curious, but this was certainly an odd way of reaching out. You didn’t trust it.
But still, you complied. Plus, this dude was carrying a gun.
He told you to pack your things. Personal items and any medication. He explained that all toiletries, clothing and food would be covered by Tord.
Something twisted in your gut. Something was wrong. Something told you that you weren’t gonna see this place again.
While packing, you decided to call the cops. The phone call didn’t go through. Actually, nothing seemed to go through to anyone. You tried to reach out for help, but all your communications were seemingly cut.
The man seemed to notice these attempts, but didn’t say anything.
After about 20 minutes, he was ushering you into the backseat of the car. There was another man in the driver’s seat.
He looked serious and mean. Cold. He didn’t even give you a glance.
It was a long drive, and any questions you asked were just met with silence. You tried to open up your door at one point, but it was locked. Child safety or whatever.
Eventually you pass out. It gets late, and you’re just being driven on empty roads.
Of course, eventually you do end up at the Red Army base.
And it isn’t likely that you’ll be leaving anytime soon.
#paul ew#patryck ew#ew paul#ew patryck#eddsworld future#eddsworld#platonic yandere#ew tord#self insert#gn reader
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Scam job on Indeed strikes again: Return of "Pay me money"
This is awareness post to warn other users on internet how I (and possibly you) can be scammed and potentially exploited by this person(?)/company(?). Tumblr was chosen because any information posted here can be searchable by google. I did the search before working with this company and if I would found a blog like that I would avoid my time waisted.
At end of January 2024 I was contacted by Helen Nordin after I submitted an application for Administrative Assistant on Indeed for Euclid Education Foundation (euclidfoundation.ca). I was informed on being chosen for the role and after some back in forth emails and short phone interview position was mine. Pay was generous for 28 CAD an hour with upgrade for 30 CAD once trial month was up.
Red flag: Despite a healthy 1 or 2 emails in a day between several days I got job too easily and phone interview was barely informational, more like she called and asked questions for the checkmark. I thought it was because by my resume and me being overqualified for this position, but it was not.
I started the work that consisted of simple tasks like creating presentations for the company, only contact I had with named Helen person though Telegram @ Helen_EDUfoundation. After 2 and half weeks of work and constant communication I reminded them about my salary (which was planned to be sent to me bi-weekly) because they didnt mention it before that. They assured me that by Friday afternoon I will get my payment. When I didn't get money Friday I didn't say anything because banks can be late on transactions, and on Monday I was blocked by Helen on Telegram and somehow our convo was erased.
My phone calls to +15143176557 (Helen's number that we used to communicate) were dropped immediately, while calls from other numbers were going all the way to voicemail so I assume I was blocked.
I have my suspicions that they are some form of crypto bros because one of my latest tasks was to find cheap sellers for Samsung S20. They said its for international students, but I was an international student and all of stuff we provided for ourselves and one of prominent features of S20 model is crypto wallet included.
In this times when finding a good job is hard many scammers make profit out of you so please research every opportunity that others offer you, especially if it sounds too good to be true. Im glad that I only wasted my time and my plans for close future, but others can waste so much more.
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chapter 5, page 49
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[image description: an sac webcomic page. the page opens with a panel of the brick dramatically crashing through the window and shards of glass spew everywhere, surrounded by speed lines.
lewis reaches through the new hole in the window and grasps the handle, and pulls open the shattered window.
"yeah, sure, this works. good job" jade says as lewis helps her through the window, him already inside and kneeling on the counter, holding up the window blind for her. lewis's jacket is also hung over the windowsill jade is climbing through. the kitchen theyre in is oddly clean compared to the outside- aside from the glass everywhere. and brick. the cabinets are a dark wood with black countertops, and a dark blue tile backsplash. there is also a slightly old white oven. there's not much seen lying around side from a knife rack on the wall and a jug with a few utensils. end id]
please appreciate the glass in the first panel i spent so long and it looks so cool
yeah i had zero time to finish last weeks page as i didnt get back home until late monday. but it's here now! going to try and finish next weeks page early so there's no repeat because of this week's con! wish me luck- saturday has rail strikes so i'm going to have to catch a very early bus to get to birmingham. so i'm going to have to leave the house at- just checked google maps, 4:29 at the latest. preferably 4am to have leeway for unreliable google maps schedule, and having to lug a suitcase around for the 20 minute 4am walk to the only bus thats running to town that early. because i didnt walk to pay for 2 nights in a hotel. (hi to anyone who follows me after seeing me at animeleague birmingham in feb because im back again yeehaw)
anyway yeah those files for the last few pages of chapter 1 are a bit buggered, as is everything else on that external drive but thats not going to stop my comic from getting printed! also i did finish those cat pins. they look great
also, had the weirdest interaction with some vlogger the other week in london who walked up to me, asked for free shit, pretended to not know what a flyer was, and proceded to be weird about my pronoun badges. all the while their buddy was filming with an entire video camera. didnt ask or anything just tried to get a rise out of me for internet points i guess? didnt work but people will do anything for content i suppose
#sac#someone always cares#webcomic#comic#ocs#apparently thats not a normal thing to happen at cons because even the other artists were weirded out#anyway i'm very proud of those cat pins they were a hit#have a few more pride cat sticker designs on my way fingers crossed they arrive in time for the weekend
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asks 1-49
(no pressure I just thought youd enjoy answeing all of them bc I certainly do, also im genuinely curious)
Thank you!
This is a lot, so I'll put it under a cut
1. I kind of get freckles in the summer
2. I like tea and coffee. I like milk and sugar in both, but really only like coffee if it has loads of sugar.
3. Talking in Your Sleep from the FNAF movie
4. Not sure how I sleep. I seem to wiggle around. Once managed to very nicely unbury a blanket and correctly position it in my sleep
5. I sometimes will have stuffies on my bed
6. I prefer drawing silly little doodles
7. 1-3 blankets. Need a weighted blanket and then I'll have a quilt/blanket or two if it is cold
8. Favorite bands/artist are The Longest Johns, Uamee, and Hozier
9. My birthday is July 19th
10. I am 5 feet tall
11. My eyes are blue/green/grey-ish but I just say blue on my ID
12. My mutuals (especially June), My in-person friends, and Tom Scott
13. Changes in routine, not being able to live on my own, the future, <hj>the kids at my school</hj>
14. I like blue
15. I love winter and snow and the cold (I overheat too easily for other seasons)
16. I would love to have tattoos. Maybe like a trans thing on my thigh and definitely some nonsensical little guys
17. I think piercings would be fun. I have kind of thought about angel bites/fangs, industrial/helix, eyebrow, and septum. (I would not turn down those spin for a free piercing things)
18. The last person I've texted is my dad
19. My best (and longest) friend is Momo. I've known them since September 2014.
20. I miss Toys R Us, ketchup chips, and some friends I've lost touch with
21. My day has been good. I am making progress in cleaning
22. I got maybe like 6 hours of sleep last night
23. Aliens probably exist somewhere in the universe
24. I don't remember when the last time I cried was, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with my parents arguing and my brother and I being in the middle of it (my parents are restarting marriage counseling soon, don't worry)
25. I liked 2005-2010, it was nice being a little kid
26. Childish things I like include kids meals, the fun stuff made for babies, baby snacks like the puffs and Cheetos
27. I like too many books, but Louise Jenson is a great author, Because Internet was great, and I'm currently reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
28. How am I? Absolutely terrified of graduating high school and being a Real Adult™️ 😀
29. Oh it can take forever for me to decide things. My strategy is that if it passes peer review and/or still seems like a good idea after a week or two than I should do it
30. I am looking forward to duck club on thursdays
31. I can't wait to get top surgery! (Hope to get it before 26 so I can still be on my parent's insurance)
32. If I could go anywhere, I'd go to Toys R Us/Canada and to visit my friends and mutuals
33. I sleep with the door closed because my cat Loki is not to be trusted
34. I like roses (trans flower) and sunflowers (tasty seeds)
35. I derive great serotonin from my mutuals <3
36. I like my middle name, now that I've chosen it myself
37. I love all animals
38. I don't think I have any proper phobias, just a lot of anxiety
39. It is easy for me to stay up late, however I can no longer be fine staying up late and getting up early the next day
40. I haven't really been to the beach. I prefer partly cloudy, like sunny but not hot or too warm
41. My favorite cartoon is Natural Habitat Shorts
42. Five of my favorite blogs are @one-time-i-dreamt @alltimemathhater @70snasagay @hrkrkrwpfrbrbrlablblblblwhitooap @shiftythrifting (sorry if being tagged in this annoyed anyone)
43. I have a younger brother
44. Probably my friends and mutuals are the last people I've said "I love you" to
45. I'd die for my pets, friends, and mutuals
46. I need a weighted blanket and probably also a snack when I'm sad
47. I have both my cell and landline numbers memorized
48. I feel I could trust my friends Momo and Vennie with my life
49. The last text I sent is asking where my dad parked
Thank you for the ask, and for reading this far if you have
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Berri its me im back how does it feel to not be spammed by me constantly
ok a few things
im sooo really sorry if I made u uncomfy with the name thing
ok so Ik like a few months I was "wAit HoW dO YoU NoT LiKe SeRA huhgsdajwgfudiwl" but ninety nine percent of the shit I said made no sense so lets forget that ask was even typed cuz its pretty embarrassing
oh and I haven't spammed ur inbox cus i went to Virginia for 2 weeks and my phone broke like the day we were leaving adsjkdsh and I had NO INTERNET unless my grandma let me use her iPad or my mom let me use her phone like a nine year old lmao BUT IT WAS HELL bc 1. no internet and 2. I had to sleep in the room as my sister and she hogs they tiny fan, but mostly no internet. makes me realize how addicted I am to my phone but its okay cuz its 2022 and everyone and their mother is addicted to the internet
anyways how was your day berri mine was good bc I (kinda) won a argument with a transphobe in the YouTube comments section
oh and while I was in Virginia I went to this boba place and got taro slush with boba (cmiiw but Im pretty sure that's seras fav) and it was rlly good like it was sweet but not too sweet but later I went to a diff place and got reg taro tea (not the slush) and it was kinda shitty but also first place I went to had these rlly cute keychains with mini boba drinks on them so yea
(tldr: taro slush boba is good but without it its shit imo)
this long ass ask is to make up for the lack of spamming ur inbox lately
ok bye
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
WELCOME BACK BESTIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAS STARTING TO MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!
1.Dw about it!!! Its okay!!! You didn't know and you're not the first person to do it, and you're probably not the last person to either.
I feel really bad for how spicy the first pinned post update was 😅 There were a good number of people on here that were completely annoying me (not you bestie dwww!!!!!) and so I got super ticked off and redid the pinned post lmfaooo-
I've been slowly making edits to it so its less spicy but yeah even tho the name thing came off as super spicy to begin with, I wasn't super upset about the name thing lmao (i think i toned down its spiciness now? idk lemme know if i need to fix it more bc I dont wanna come off sounding like a bitch lmfao-)
2.Dw about that either lmao. Tbh out of all of the "omg??? you don't like/you do like *insert uno character*???? what?????" asks Ive gotten, you're was probably one of the nicest lmfaooo-
OMG HEYYYYYYYY YOU CAME TO MY HOME STATE! I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME!!!!! ASIDE FROM THE WHOLE NO INTERNET THING LMFAOOO-
Yeah you came right during a heatwave lmao I get the hogging fans thing, my house doesn't have A/C rn and its awful-
I had a goodish day lmao My college just told me that they've completely changed my course requirements so now I have to take a bunch of classes I dont want/idk how they'd apply to the major I'm in but oh well :D :D And then I took a big nap :3 :3
Oh heyyyyyyyy
I've had boba like 2 times and it was really good! But I'm really lactose intolerant and the place I went to only served milk tea so I just suffered afterwards lmfao
I THINK I COVERED EVERYTHING-
BEAUTIFUL LONG ASK!!!!!!
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On the edelgard critical crowd: hypocrisy
Oh one last thing since the edelgard critical crowd are so good at victimizing themselves and deflecting. No, i’m not part of that guys group or whatever and im not a he. I don’t use reddit, I despise reddit since the platform didn’t do anything until it was to late and still does nothing against incels spreading out when it was very easy to put an stop to the subreddits. I have little patience for intolerance, bigotry and discrimination unlike some of you who go hopping around right-wing forums and the manosphere to get your twisted opinions. I’ve been actually in this fandom in tumblr since last summer (when nilsh had the ingrid portrait then changed to dimitri then changed back to ingrid, when the pink haired gal had a pfp that i though it was hilda with glasses with a blue background, maybe it was her i don’t know, when I guy from who then moved to star wars fandom was still around, etc.) but not participating just liking things (not hating unlike others).
Do you guys really think that someone needs to sound the alarm to know you through tumblr? As soon as i searched “edelgard” (whenever I like a character I’m interested in reading analysis about them I search them in tumblr from people who appreciate them and point little writting details I may have missed) I was met thousands posts from you guys. Because you guys don’t really stop talking about her character 24/7 and that’s been going for a more than a year, when you search edelgard all you see is your posts.
And I honestly reached my limit at a cishet guy using real life queer issues for his fandom arguments, although he also infuriated me when he used the invasion of Ukraine because i knew he was going to do it (ohh im so sad let me take a week and then i shall compare edelgard to putin), but in the end I decided to not interact. Stop using tragedies for your gain, next I’ll see you selling your grandma’s ashes or something.
You guys say that you don’t foster harassment yet I found just few days ago a twitter account made expressly like clockwork on July 1 to harass people you have targeted in your blogs and quote tweet (eventhough one of the post was from ages ago). @Baldootto is the guy (maybe is one of you people or maybe not, who knows using secondary accounts until you get caught is a nice gig, just another Blue Lion stan of your kind who wants other Blue Lions fans to burn because they disagree with them). Also, you have a tag to make fun of a fic writer, #o captain my captain, and you even have the chapters stored in a drive, just how ridiculous are you people? Yes, you are victims, victims of obssesion at least.
And for the one that using edeleth against me was a hot take, I don’t ship them my byleth ended up alone. And honestly they are many ships were you could make a critical stand (aka ships were the women end up as only wives who support their hubands in the endings, husbands who actually do and achieve things unlike their women, so many other thingies people have critizised from the writting). Like honestly one thing are the writers and another thing is the fandom and what content this fandom does. And related to what the fandom does, in fact some of your friends make fetishy fics about noncon also, are you going to be critical about that or just the harassment joke on that support in three houses?
And as I said proshippers of the worst kind should stop multiplying, we don’t want you double edged hypocritical morals about harassment. It’s funny how according to these proshippers you can like any problematic fetishy piece of content and j**k off to it. To them you shouldn’t harass those people (a.k.a them) on the internet over it, but somehow if you like a character they don’t like and make a popular fic or an analysis about them that is suddenly a problem.
Have fun with the fire emblem gacha series! It is always nice to remember how weebs and gamers meeting together breeds out lots of proshippers. Like the amount of weird and terrible fethises I’ve seen in this fandom while defending it disgustang (try to defend that in from of people that are not 24/7 on internet and look at their faces).
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1. I so agree with you. That's all I wanna say to that because I'm having a good day and don't want to ruin my mood by betting upset over the stupidity of others <3
2. GOOD MORNING LOVELY!! MY YOUR DAY BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU!! <3
3. YOUR THEME AHH I LOBE IT MY HEART
4. The video in your pinned lmao. Love it
1. LMAAAOO HOPEFULLY U HAD A GOOD REST OF UR DAYS THE PAST WEEK!!!! AND UURUSHA idk, callout posts just get on my nerve cause it's js people indirectly sending threats atp😭😭😭
2. LATE GM TO U TOO [it's night for me now 💀]
3. LOL IM GLAD U DO!!!! I worked so hard on the theme for some reason and it wasn't even allat tbh😞😞😞
4. HELPSNDJD I didn't even know what crossed my mind to make shrimpya and fishzai characters in the no internet connection dinosaur game on the web but here we are 💀😭
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Rukia week 2023 04/10-04/18
I’m thinking I may do Day 1 and 2 (Crush or Everyone’s First Love) but all the prompts are sooo gooood! ----
Ok so, Crush. The idea I have kiiinda resembles Earned It a little, since I’m thinking of writing about each guy in her life. That’s a Rukia retrospective and I like the idea, but it’s a little too similar, although I didn’t write any romantic themes with anyone other than Ichigo, so maybe I could. Hmmm...BTW that fic has 90 kudos...uyuyuy look at me hehehe. People are horny...which I get, lol.
Anyways! Ok so the premise would be all the people that had a crush on Rukia and the one Rukia fell in love with. (The 5 times someone crushed on Rukia and the one time Rukia fell in love) I’m thinking Renji, Byakuya, Kaien and Ichigo, and for the 5th Im juggling between Grimmjow or Orihime (she did have that one time she said she loved Rukia right? When she was jealous? I could work with that. She may be easier to write than Grimm ‘cause tbf their main interaction was kinda...violent). I wanna do 5 crushes cause 5 issa vibe. I don’t like 3 or 4. I’ll have to break those down later.
Everyone’s First Love can fall into this category as well cause she could very well be all these people’s first love (except Bya and Kaien). So both those prompts fit into it.
You see as I’m writing this Im already getting second thoughts cause this premise sounds kinda obvious, and I would bow down in a second if I knew a better writer has a similar idea. Is that fair to me though? Ah who knows. This is what my brain does though, it’ll plant the self-doubt to deep that it’ll drain any incentive to write. It’s embarrassed me every time I’ve had a deadline for a fic. I hate it.
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Ugh why can’t I be a good writer! Hahaha. My brain frustrates me so much. I’m trying to get better by taking my meds and all that but I fear it’s too late cause I’m old (I’m in my late thirties but according to the internet I’m dying so). I just wanna write something that makes me so proud! Using witty word play or deep metaphors. I just feel like my writing is empty, like people can tell im try-harding. I am, trying really hard. But I can’t seem to find any depth to what I’m writing. And where did all this exposition come from? I was reading my older fics and I was going through the story a mile per second and now Im like 20k words and nowhere near the plot! I don’t even speak like that in real life! I tend to get to the point cause otherwise I’ll forget! I dunno what happens when I’m writing, especially dialogue, cause I want to explain every little expression the character is making the way I see it in my head. Maybe I need to write scripts? And get IR look-alikes? hahahahahaha...
Well this went sideways. I was supposed to brainstorm for a Rukia fic. Lol. I wonder if practice can actually make perfect in this case, but idk. It’s just fics so who cares, only that I care cause its literally the only creative outlet I have! And the only fucking fandom I participate in! Why BLEACH?! WHY? Let me goooooo!.....ah who am I kidding, I’ll forever love Rukia, my forever waifu.
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March 13th: Oversleeping and Dreaming
Dear endless void that is the internet, It’s me again!
I know, I know, long time no see. But its been busy. Between work, spring break, and school. There has been chaos that has kept me from my pen and ink. More link my screen and keys but you get the idea.
Today I over slept. A lot. I had a class at 9 in the morning and was going to my siblings “Field Day” at 11-3. I was going to do homework afterwards until my next class at 5.
What happened instead? I woke up at 12, made it to field day at 1, had lunch at like 3:30 with my best friend and got to my last class a few minutes late.
The fucked up part was I was dreaming that I was going about my day. I was so convinced that I was in class and doing my work that when I woke up at home I was so confused. Now I’m in my last and right now only class of the day where I am being given an assignment to do a press release on myself. Which sounds fun so I’m gonna do some manifesting. Since it doesn’t have to be a real one and we could have fun with the assignment, I’m going to make it as if I became an EGOT winner while completing medical school.
Is it stupid?
Yes.
Do I want to actually be me?
Also yes.
Also my ADHD has been a raging fucking bitch. I haven’t been able to focus on shit and with the Adderall shortage I have to be cautious with my stock. I can’t clean and the little I do slips back into a fucking mess. Same thing with homework. I can’t get stuff done. It sucks cause I don’t know when this shortage is going to end and I don’t know if I TRULY need my meds. Meanwhile my entire life is spiraling into the mess it was two years ago. Room: A mess, Work: Undone, Hotel: Trivago.
Im gonna make this Saturday (whole day off) wake up early pop an addy and just clean my room (throw out trash, put away laundry, clean the clutter) and my desk. Once my room is cleaned, swept, and mopped, I will work on the kitchen and just put away and clean dishes and clean out the island and counter tops. I’ve heard playing the Mario racing music helps with cleaning so I just might do that.
Once thats all done, I will prep for the next week and make sure that everything that needs to be done is done a head of time.
That’s all for now.
Hopefully see y’all next week with an update
-your blogger.
#adhd#adhdlife#cleaningwithadhd#diary#online diary#free write#diary log#personal blog#adhd blog#college life#adhd in college#collegeadhd
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Ich habe 764 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet
Das sind 47 more posts als 2021!
20 Einträge erstellt (3%)
744 Einträge gerebloggt (97%)
Blogs, die ich am häufigsten gerebloggt habe:
@frodo-baggins
@everythingfox
@lhaewiel
@sarah-yyy
Ich habe 726 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt
Nur 5% meiner Einträge hatten keine Tags
#catcontent – 53 Einträge
#discworld – 50 Einträge
#the untamed – 34 Einträge
#cql – 34 Einträge
#wholesome – 30 Einträge
#jiang cheng – 27 Einträge
#middle-earth – 24 Einträge
#studio ghibli – 23 Einträge
#adult life – 22 Einträge
#ghibli – 22 Einträge
Längstes Tag: 81 characters
#germans - maybe the only nation that has to be reminded of their national holiday
Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:
#5
My entry for SangCheng Week 2022 - Day 5 - Hostility.
I'm a day late. 😅
This is kind of a spin-off idea of the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries AU that lives in my head. I tried for the Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson sexual tension, but I'm afraid I didn't quite get there.
7 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 5. November 2022
#4
instagram
the part of me that is listening to what is being said: 🤣
the part of me that is listening to how it is being said: 🥵
8 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 10. November 2022
#3
I’m seeing this vast campaign against a single person who’s up for elections on AO3. Ok I get, people are worried.
What I find concerning however is that these posts contain screenshots of allegations other random people on the internet make - but not actual information or quotes from the person concerned.
This is Trump-like “lots of people say that” methods and you should be ashamed about sharing something like that.
10 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 13. August 2022
#2
youtube
When my lady walks into the room
The lights come on to her sweet perfume
I didn't know the devils by her side
There I stood I had nothing to hide
My love could teach the blind to see
My love's the wildest mystery
My love said she'd be the one
Now I know
Baby you're a liar
You're a liar
I wasn't watching for the danger signs
And I never read between the lines
She says c'mon boy can you do your thing
So I turned around still wondering
When my love dances she makes me cry
My love dances with me tonight
My love said she's be the one
But now I know
Baby you're a liar
Oh you're a liar
A liar
But I'm still burning with desire
With the look of a panther
I got lost in the jungle
No I can't help myself again
I can't help myself
Baby you're a liar
My love could teach the blind to see
My love's the wildest mystery
My love said she'd be the one
Now I know
Baby you're a liar
Oh yeah you're a liar
A liar
I'm burning with desire
Oh baby you're a liar
Oh baby you're a liar (you're a liar)
Oh baby you're a liar (you've bin known to veer from the truth)
Lies
You're a liar
You're telling me lies
Baby you're a liar
Lies
I'm burning with desire
Lies
Baby you're a liar
20 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 23. Februar 2022
Meine #1 des Jahres 2022
During the Sunshot Campaign one night Jiang Cheng breaks down in the security of the camps in Qinghe.
Not in front of his sister - in front of Nie Huaisang. It was just supposed to be a harmless get-together, just some drinks.
But the last battle didn't go well. Jiang Cheng survived, too many others died. And it's just too much. He cries.
He failed them. He failed a lot of people. He doesn't know what he's doing. People die because he couldn't protect them.
He wants his mother back. He wants his father back. He wants Wei Wuxian back. He's alone. He can't do this anymore.
He's a failure.
He cries, ugly cries. A lot. And Nie Huaisang does't really know how to deal with it, so he's just kinda awkwardly there.
They never talk about it, never mention it again. But their relationship slightly changed.
32 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 24. Juli 2022
Hol dir deinen Tumblr-Jahresrückblick 2022 →
#tumblr2022#Jahresrückblick#Mein Tumblr-Jahresrückblick 2022#Dein Tumblr-Jahresrückblick#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#Instagram#Youtube
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How long could you run before getting winded?
right now about a mile and a half but my foot would give out first.
How long could you tolerate babysitting a child?
I do it all the time.
Have you ever had to call 9-1-1 for someone else?
Yes.
Can you do a handstand?
Nope not even remotely close.
Are you currently wearing socks?
I am not.
What’s your favorite home-cooked meal?
right now either moms pot roast dinner or joannas pineapple chicken recipe omfg.
Do you wear a lot of jewelry and makeup?
ive lately been wearing less makeup but more jewelry lol
Have you ever made soap carvings before?
as a kid i believe so.
What are some television shows that you enjoyed during your childhood?
rugrats, pepperann, doug, recess, arthur, even stevens, lizzie mcguire, thats so raven, proud family
What color were the last sneakers you bought?
stark white.
Have you ever stolen anything before? What was it?
once as a child. it was a keychain.
Is your lawn professionally landscaped?
we have the kids come do our lawn but the rest is needing help.
What’s your favorite baked good?
cake
How many rooms are in your house?
4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms
What is your favorite dipping sauce?
creamy garlic
Do you have any colored lightbulbs anywhere in your home?
no
Have you ever been arrested?
nope
Would you tell your friend if you knew that they were getting cheated on?
yes absolutely.
Have you stayed up past 3 in the morning this week?
most nights i wake up at 3
What was on the last sandwich you had?
I would give anything for a big ole sammich.
What does the soap you use smell like?
coconut
Do you prefer to wrap gifts or use gift bags?
wrapping by far.
The last person you spoke to, do you know their eye color?
in person? blue.
Does anyone you know have their hair bleached?
yup
When you’re on the phone, do you doodle?
sometimes. i havent been lately but if there is paper and pen around then i will.
Is there anyone you know by the name of Frank?
definitely.
Do you own a trenchcoat?
nope, i always wanted one.
Name the hardiest piece of technology you own?
evidently this laptop looooooool.
Have you ever written with a pen that had pink ink?
absolutely.
Do you remember the last thing you took a picture of?
something on my switch to send to kile.
From where you’re sitting, can you turn the lights off?
heck no.
When was the last time you accidentally slept in?
accidentally? years. at least like 8 or more years ago.
Tell me the last thing you searched on the internet?
i was looking up a new pulmonologist and a new primary care doctor for gram
The last argument you had, who started it?
I did. i was not happy with stuff going on.
Do you wear a ring on your left hand middle finger?
sometimes
Are you currently in a smoking environment?
lol no. very much no.
Can you remember the title of the song you last sang aloud?
some sort of trashy song lol i cant recall which.
If a stranger smiles at you, do you smile back?
absolutely.
Tell me the current time?
9:17 pm
Are you currently listening to music through earphones?
no, im not. im listening to fraiser in the background
What color shirt are you wearing? Is it your favorite color?
It’s white with 3 black flowers and it says no rain no flowers
Do you own a pair of rubber boots?
uhhhhhh nope. thatd be nice tho for rainy days
Have you ever owned a tire swing?
nope
Does anyone you know own a bird that can talk?
we used to have one.
What make-up are you wearing currently, if any?
my eyebrows are done up.
Name one thing you are glad you accomplished today?
the gym
Name one thing you wished you accomplished today but didn’t?
i wish the stuff with the lincoln was totally addressed. now im without a car for 2 weeks.
Have you ever been afraid to call someone, even if you knew them well?
yes. i dont like calling almost anyone.
Do you ever not speak to someone because you’re afraid you’ll annoy them?
yes.
Is there any drama going on in your circle of friends?
not with em & nathan. yes with alix. yes with K and yes with Z.
Have you ever known a guy who caused a lot of drama?
omg yes
Is there anyone you know who wears their hair in pigtails regularly?
right now, della.
Personally, do you think you have a nice smile?
eh no.
Do you have a nervous twitch?
no
Have you ever taken care of a drunk friend?
lol yes but i was just as drunk so it wasn’t much help.
How about a hungover friend?
mildly.
Does the idea of snowpeaked mountains and a large lake sound appealing?
frig yea
Pick any number that has personal significance to you?
16
Have you ever lost your luggage at an airport?
did i lose it? no. did the airline lose it? yes. did they recover it? eventually.
Have you ever been on a rollercoaster that actually scared you?
i can’t do rollercoasters.
Do you know anyone who can fluently speak more than two languages?
yes
The last person who texted you, have you ever fought with them?
k and i fight all the time.
How many windows are open on your computer right now?
three including this one
Do you have a fairly fast or slow internet connection?
its normally quite fast
Have you ever gone in a sauna?
no. im already boiling 99% of the time.
Out of these colors, which appeals most to you: orange, blue, or green?
blue
Have you celebrated your birthday yet this year?
Nope. july is yet to come
Is there anything you’re saving up for?
oh dont get me started. loans, a trip, my amazon cart, old navy, new clothes sizes smaller. lol
Are you taller than most of your friends?
yep. most of them unfortunately.
Know anyone with a really annoying laugh?
yes lol
Have you ever punched someone and broke their nose?
Nope.
What is the longest time you have gone without sleep?
3 nights
If given the opportunity, would you act in a commercial?
probably not
You see an ant on the ground, do you squish it?
omg no
Have you ever baked a pie?
Yes! i love to do so. its very soothing for me
What is your favorite social networking site?
Instagram.. but i think im gonna go on a hiatus
Who was the last person to call you?
uhhhhhh K
Does anyone in your family tell funny stories?
yes but notably mine are funnier.
Is there a war memorial where you live?
yes
Has anyone in your family fought in any of the wars?
yes.
Would you make any changes to your current bedroom?
id love a bathroom and a bigger closet lol
Has a stray dog ever tried to bite you?
not to my knowledge.
When riding a bus, do you prefer to sit up front, down back or the middle?
i dont know that i ever have
Have you ever been on a cross-country train ride?
no but i wish
Are you normally a person to tell people off?
Loooooooooooooooooooooool. no.
Name an object that most would consider odd that’s special to you?
ummm lol a sweatshirt
What animal have you always wanted as a pet but couldn’t have?
big cats
Do you currently have any bugbites?
no thank God.
Is where you live on a boulevard, road, street, or avenue?
street
Is there currently any caffeine in your system?
no, i dont believe so.
Look around, are things organized?
its getting there. im doing rearranging to my system so its all a wee out of whack.
Is there any TV show that ended that you wish hadn’t?
YES. so many
Know what you’re planning to do after this?
possibly another. maybe not.
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