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jetsetclassic · 2 months

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hey

WHY I OUGHTA

#.txt #IM GONNA BLOW YOU UP

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crystallizsch · 3 months

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(inspired by the midnight cooking chapter in the twst anthology manga and also jamil's dorm uniform and master chef voice lines)

(this is also a lil extended sequel to this post i made :3)

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altheadajoysoul · 2 months

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The most efficient way to have a study session 💪

{NSFW, BLANK/AGELESS, & NON-TK BLOGS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT!!! ��}

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((Reblogs give me 💜motivation and serotonin🧡))

MONTHS. THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN ME MONTHS TO COMPLETE, BUT HERE WE ARE IG. in my defense, im busy with college hueueue

But anyway, have a little sequel to this tk comic I made that somehow blew up lmao

Studying while playing tickle games is such a great tk trope and im gonna be the most annoying mosquito trying to tell everyone about it /j

#watch me not post any tk art for like 2 months again /j #i love my blorbos sm look at them being all silly and cute <3 #seriously tho thank you all for all the love you've shown my prev tk comic like woah 👀#ignore the lack of an interesting bg in this one i had nothing planned for it im gonna be honest.. </3 #tickle #tickling #tickle art #my art #my ocs #oc tickles #soul squad #Vince Ticone #Third Satiro #if this comic also blows up i might just cry in 70 diff languages /J

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cupiidzbow · 24 days

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im adding a new thing to my new carrd im making and i know not everyone reads it when following me so im just gonna post this here in advance before I finish the carrd 😭😭😭

#I love sharing my f/os and you can think the guys I like are attractive all you want!!!#but I just don’t like treated like im a blank character where other people can insert themselves in place of me 😭😭😭#like . it’s just very much me….. yknow … like thats now I portray myself 😭😭😭#my sonas aren’t really separated from me. they’re indeed me 😭😭😭#i had art I’ve drawn of my sona blow up and people going me coded!!! Or misgendering me bc they don’t think it’s me 😭😭#like no that’s me . hope that helps 😭#I’m also gonna add a couple characters I am uncomfortable with people shipping with to my cards bc um…. side eyes… uhhh #like there’s a handful of characters im gonna look at you a bit weird over #but trust me almost all of people I interact with are all good I promise 🫶🏽#txt

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 8 months

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i have. so many questions about this

#where do you even start im actually gonna blow up 😭😭😭

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bambiraptorx · 10 months

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I know that logically Draxum probably got away with making the mutagen and oozequitos because he was very careful about hiding his research and whatnot, but the much funnier explanation is that he's already so weird that when he rolled up to an academic conference two months after his lab exploded the first time with his 200 page paper on how he's going to bioengineer mosquitos to be the size of his hand (without giving a single reason as to why he wants to do this), the most he was met with was maybe a few raised eyebrows and a couple people wondering how he still gets grant money

#rottmnt #rottmnt au #minor interference au #rottmnt baron draxum #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanfiction #it's of course much more logical that he has at least some degree of independent wealth he uses to fund his experiments #but the funnier explanatiom is that people's response to his research proposal is just #'there's no what this is gonna go well. but i wanna see how it goes investing at 200 notes'#*no way #because the idea of draxum being so so particular about his reputation and how people see him #only for his actual reputation to be 'he's batshit insane' is so funny to me #this is a man who canonically blew up his lab TWICE in thirteen years #like it is not normal scientist behavior to keep having major lab accidents like that #he tries to criticize someone else's research like 'have you consider that your methodololgy may be flawed'#'well have you considered not BLOWING UP your HOUSE'#he's a mad scientist and everyone around him is completely used to it is what im saying

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ispyspookymansion · 1 year

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transphobes who are obsessed with “genital preference” are so wild because no one is making you fuck trans people. the issue with a trans person Making you fuck them would be the issue of rape and not of transness. you are not entitled to know the details of someone’s body in advance and if at that point you change your mind consent can always be revoked, or its again not an issue of transness but of sexual assault.

if you have a preference no one is going to MAKE you date or fuck trans people but if you are super loud about your “preference” its annoying. and when you start to justify that preference by saying well i’m a lesbian or i’m a gay man so….that universalizing and making a rule out of what you say over and over again is a Personal right and preference is when you are being a transphobic piece of shit. and you are not speaking for me or for the majority of dykes and fags and all other queer people who dont abide by outdated dumbfuck bioessentialist ideas

#its so fucking annoying. they invent this strawman of trans people who are MAKING YOU GET WITH THEM!!!!!!!#as if that happens. so fucking frustrating #plus. trans people do not want you. you are like the girls in the locker room who think that a lesbian is gonna perv on them. thats the same #exact shit. and i assure you you are Not worth it #whatever. trans girls are so beloved and belusted by dykes including me. hope that helps #ask to tag #kora.txt #im writing this quickly based on personal thoughts i hope it doesnt like. blow up. but if it does oh well

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the-kipsabian · 6 months

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a quick hot guide for people that struggle commenting on fics aka things authors love to hear and youre just over thinking it and its actually really simple to leave comments on stuff!!

key smash/emoji spam/reaction image/etc (it conveys emotions way more than you might think)

drop a line you really liked

say how much you love a ship/character and how happy you are that theres content about them

ALL CAPS ANYTHING

"i liked/loved/enjoyed/whatever it!" its better to say the most basic thing than saying nothing tbh; writers appreciate hearing anything over nothing 💜

"thank you for writing this" its short, sweet, and very powerful

think what kind of feedback you'd personally like to receive on a piece of art you made. try to translate that want into comments you leave for other people too

you dont have to be critical or constructive or anything, even if the author asks for that stuff in their notes. they'll get it from someone else, you just do you

i feel like people make leaving comments too hard on themselves, so really just make it simple. if you really dont come up with anything, just say thank you. youre there reading for some reason, tell the author what it is. fic comments dont need to be book analysis essays (tho those are. incredibly appreciated as well if you want to write one!!), writers publishing their works for free online appreciate any kind of feedback regardless if you consider it good or well written. a comment is a comment

bottom line is, leave comments on fics and other written works. its whats keeping this game alive

#feel free to add these are just the two cents in my brain rn #also absolutely reblogs encouraged #listen im not just speaking for myself i want to see every fic writer get more comments. more feedback #and dont even get me fucking started on getting reblogs on this goddamn webbed site im gonna blow up otherwise #just. fucking. support your friends. support your favorite creators. say nice shit about them and share their work #i cant believe this needs to be said in fucking 2023 god #im tired can you tell lmao #i also know im a fucking nobody talking about this but fuck if i dont who will ugh #as someone that tries their best to always leave at least a word in everything i read (which admittedly isnt a lot but still)#this is a very important topic to me. okay? okay #again feel free to add to this and its absolutely rebloggable if for nothing else than to remind people to COMMENT ON FICS #night is an absolute mess on main

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wolfcutboyfriend · 11 months

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red bull what the fuck.

#martian #sebmark #mark webber #sebastian vettel #what the fuck is this gay shit #what is up with all the first time shit #im dying #jesus FUCK #your first what #they already fucked #why cant you have just added win #im gonna actually blow red bull up for this

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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judy is also a v cute grandma english name bc of judy garland i think

wait holy shit i didnt even think of that oh my god. jade has MAD wizard of oz symbolism holy fuck your mind is galactically huge

-mod dave

#dude this is so fucking smart im gonna blow up #how did i not make that connection. im going to turn into an oyster #incorporating this into my headcanon thank you so much anon #not a quote #mod dave

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boypussydilf · 7 months

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okay, so casper and nova, right? the casper and nova game is one big metaphor for simon and betty’s relationship. and the last thing we see in it is: nova tries to sacrifice herself so casper can get what he wants, and the choices are to either go with that, or nova lives but casper forgets her. and it’s obviously meant to parallel simon and betty’s situation in come along with me after they get swallowed by golb: either betty can sacrifice herself to keep simon safe, or she doesn’t but he goes back to being ice king. (um, that is, assuming that she was correct to think they might revert to the forms they had before getting digested after exiting golb. which is not something we have any actual evidence for. it was just a possibility that occurred to her and a risk she wasn’t willing to take.)

UM. EVERY PART OF THAT WAS BECAUSE OF DECISIONS BETTY MADE INDEPENDENTLY?

betty decides to jump through the portal when simon is trying to say goodbye to her, betty decides to fix the crown and then try to find a way to cure him even after he’s told her he’d rather die than be ice king again, betty decides to fucking summon golb, betty decides to push simon out of golb before he can react at all just in case the crown goes back to its former state once it leaves and just in case there’s no way to get rid of golb without its wish magic.

IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS ALL BETTYS OWN CHOICES THAT SHE MADE IT WAS BETTY BETTY WAS THE REASON THEY WERE IN THAT SITUATION

#its so so insulting in general to compare them to. a game w a limited amount of choices #and its so insulting to betty to act like… what?#she wouldn’t have made all these choices if *simon* had just ‘considered her more’?#that she simply is completely incapable of controlling herself when simon is involved?#that she doesn’t hold responsibility for the choices she made?#this um. isnt really on simon at all to be honest #what we have are boatloads of examples of simon asking betty to make a different choice and her doing what she wants to do anyway!#‘come take credit for finding the enchiridion with me’ ‘no this is your achievement’ ‘but i couldnt have done it without you’ ‘no ❤️’#‘i can’t be the ice king again i’d rather be dead’ ‘no i WILL do this’#in the bus/confession scene simon is just PARROTING HER OWN WORDS BACK TO HER #she said she wanted to BE BY HIS SIDE so he repeated that to her #assuming it was what SHE wanted because she SAID IT WAS WHAT SHE WANTED.#im gonna blow up. betty im so sorry you got treated like you werent responsible for any of ur own choices #betty im so sorry you got treated like simon should have just ignored the things you were saying you wanted #she got treated like she had no autonomy as if the girl hasnt been doing nothing but Making Choices since day 1 #CASPER AND NOVA IS NOT COMPARABLE SORRRYYYYYYYYYY. THATS NOT WHAT THEIR FUCKINTG LIVES WERE LIKEEEEE WHATTTTTTTT #basilposting #atposting #fionna and cake spoilers

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thestalkerbunny · 2 years

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You go down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a Cross;

Your Beauty never ever scared me.

#TSB Draws #Cult of the Lamb #COTL #True Devotion #The Lamb #The One Who Waits #Nanrinder #-gently holds your vessal as you ressurect them for the 90th time cause they're so BAD at crusading-#but you secretly love it because you get to hold them gently #so gently while they sleep before they awaken back to life #Ya'll Im so pleased with how this turns out if it doesn't blow up like my fucking SHIT post doodles did I'm gonna be SAD

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b4kuch1n · 27 days

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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"

#bakuspeech #number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u #he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up #(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment #and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here #but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something #but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku #but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this #this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and #that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing #but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it #its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with #and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually #I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay #but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol #not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real #and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself #and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god #that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao #but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them #have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway

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utterdrip · 5 months

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u know that thing adults do where theyre playing with babies and pretend to bite their cheeks/belly to make them laugh???

yeah i think. i think He’d do that

#frankie posts #i feel like once you get past suave desperate for safety and seductive astarion he is #a little goofball #a little dude with maybe some pent up affection and cuteness aggression idk #maybe im projecting what i want to do to him #noms him back #imagining a completely relaxed and worry free astarion living in the moment and going in like he’s gonna drink from tav #just to blow a raspberry and give them a bunch of openmouthed kisses while making exaggerated noises #idk #is it ooc or is it MY canon.

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magicalspit · 4 months

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critical role ep 79-80: there's a lot of Threat Of Death in these team building exercises?? surely we don't need that for trust and communication exercises

critical role ep 81: threats of death were not enough

#like its in character and it makes sense im just. jdjfjjvjvjrjjfkfjckck #if ur a powder keg and you do nothing to warn ur friends before you go off do you really care about them #if ur friends with a powder keg and your reaction to them blowing up is 'well this was gonna happen eventually'#were you ever friends with that powder keg to begin with #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 5 months

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On second thought…. I think this may be the max amount of rendering my brain is capable of doing in one day

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