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onboardsorasora · 9 months

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I HAVE BEEN RELEASED!!!!!!!

I'm out of shadowban jail and I'm SO HAPPY!!

Thanks to everyone who helped me figure out what was happening and what the freaking jail limitations were lol @blamemma @ricciardaniel and @rizzstapen!!

#im back bitches!#there was a glitch that shadowbanned a bunch of accounts

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paranormalmythos · 1 month

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Trilby elected that he couldn't stay in the duplicate of his office forever. Or in the portion of the ministry building that seemed to fade into nonexistence around it.

He had to find where he was and how to return. Before the evil triumphed. Before he failed.

It was a while of walking through the seemingly endless white expanse before he did find something.

Another person.

A tired looking man in a trenchcoat with brown hair and a fedora, holding a radio. As Trilby got closer he heard that the channels the man was flipping through seemed... More akin to overheard conversations than talk shows.

"So what? I'm supposed to sit back and let someone else handle this?"

"*Yes, Kyou, you are.* You're a child, and you almost died-"

-Click-

"Who... Are you three? Anyway?"

"The Stickymen!"

"No-no we are not. Lynx that's an awful name."

"She was just kidding please don't call us that."

-Click-

Suddenly the radio emitted an awful noise of piercing static, that felt less like that of a radio and more like a TV on max volume. It caused the other man to throw the radio in shock, and Trilby to clench his jaw so hard he could feel the intrusive sound reverberating in his *teeth*.

Underneath he could hear voices, just barely.

"Jesus Christ-Miles have you been shot?!"

"It doesn't matter just drive! We need to get out of here-"

Trilby couldn't stop himself from running over and grabbing the radio, just to switch it off and stop that awful noise. Looking at the other man up close he swore his eyes were glowing some. His stomach twisted as he realized his gun was out of ammo and the grolly was foolishly left in the office replica.

"Who are you?!" The man demanded, scrambling upright and grabbing-a *brick* out of his trenchcoat?!

"Why would I tell you?" Trilby backed up, holding the radio as if it could even be remotely useful as a makeshift weapon.

"Listen just- just put my radio down and step back, this doesn't have to get violent."

Trilby didn't want to, really. It'd leave him more vulnerable than he already was and there wasn't really anywhere to hide in an endless white expanse. But the alternative was bring a radio to a brick fight. So he did place the item on the ground, and slowly put distance between them, hands in the air.

The other grabbed the radio back, "So, once again, who are you?" He asked.

"... Terence Railby. What about you?" Better to go with the fake name for now.

"... Charles Reed. Do you got any clue where we are, Mr.Railby?"

"I was hoping you would." Great. So he's still as square one, only he's also being threatened with a brick.

"No idea. One minute I was in Oakwood, then I wake up here..." Charles put the brick away, and Trilby lowered his arms.

Trilby had no clue where or what Oakmont was.

"I was at Stonehenge, then I was... Falling." Nice to know Chzo could've dropped him in here closer to the ground. Damned eldritch asshat.

"Stonehenge? All the way in England?"

"Is Oakmont all the way in the US?"

"Yes, actually." Charles confirmed, "... Had. Anything... Otherworldly been going on where you were...?"

"Something to that effect." Well there's their first clue, this place is likely connected to other places via occult means.

"... Eldritch gods?"

"You too?"

"I think so. So... We've been sent here as. Some sort of punishment?" Charles had a good head on his shoulders. At least Trilby wasn't stuck here with an idiot.

"Or maybe to get us out of the way, I'm assuming since you know about whatever was happening in Oakmont that you were investigating it? Maybe trying to stop it?" Charles nodded. "Thought so... Did you have the radio before you ended up here?"

"No, it was nearby when I woke up." He turned the dial to get it off the static and clicked it on, the voice that came out was *jarringly* familiar. Ancients how Trilby had missed that voice. *He thought Chris had been killed by those creatures, why else would they have used his form against Trilby?*

"-I'm not sure how to fix what's going on on a wide scale, but that rift closing should help a lot of it, mate."

"We really can't thank you enough."

"Well... Maybe you can-"

-Click-

"Spooky herself told me not to send anyone after Specimen 14. She's taken it upon herself to retrieve them."

"They're in the dollhouse, Bernard."

"... I am aware."

"They're getting close to the generator-"

"And Woormy Charles will tear them apart before they get past it if Spooky fails-"

"Wait!" Trilby exclaimed, "Go back one!" Charles gave him a confused look but obliged the request.

-Click-

"His name is Terence Railby. Black hair, formalware, always has a Trilby on. I have reason to believe he would have come through here."

"Before the rift had opened, yes. He bought some supplies and stopped at the hospital."

"Did he mention where he was going?"

"He was writing in a notebook when he was in here, I think I saw Stonehenge in there a few times."

"That's what I thought... Well, I better head that way if I want any hope of catching him."

"I hope your friend's okay." The shopkeep's remark earned a chuckle full of uncharacteristic fear and anxiety from Chris.

"You and me both."

The signal faded into static, and the two were left there for a moment before Charles switched the radio back off.

"... A friend of yours?"

"... Yes." More than that. So much more. Not that Trilby would admit it, not that he hadn't already ruined it and now left Chris to face the shadow alone. And while Chris was capable and knowledgeable, and had far more experience with apocalyptic threats than anyone else in the ministry, he was still reckless and hardheaded and Trilby didn't know if he'd be able to face the threats ahead of him alone.

"Do you think he might be able to find us? And bring us back? We might not be stuck here." Charles sounded hopeful.

"Maybe." He hoped not. He hoped Chris won what he couldn't, stopped the shadow and sent Chzo's ugly face turned back to the realm of magick. Even if it meant dying in this endless expanse, at least the world would be safe. *At least Chris would be safe. Even if Trilby felt it was terribly likely he'd already lost everyone else he cared for. Maybe Chris could survive this.*

Trilby took a deep breath, shoved his emotions back down, and to distract himself from thoughts of Chris alone in that hell, focused on the dilemma in front of him, "But we can't count on that. Have you found anything besides the radio?"

"I... Haven't looked yet honestly."

"It'd be a good start, come on. Let's start moving."

#[ No Good Choices ] Charles Reed #[ Unwilling Guide ] Trilby #story #writing #chzo mythos #sinking city #Mod Moth #IM BACK BITCHES!

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the-hole-in-terzos-shoe · 1 year

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I know we both feel a certain type of way about burlesque terzo so ...

“oh don’t mind me I’m just enjoying the view”

“would you like to go somewhere a little private”

“i guess I’ll just get off all by myself"

with our boy 💜💜

Okay okay okay, this has been in my ask box for a WHILE but Miss Cake you have been very patient while I whittled away at it ❤️ it turned into a beefy thing, so it's gonna get its own post and I'll tag you as soon as I proofread it 😉🩷

#eeeeeeeeee #im back bitches!#first fic of the summer #hope youre ready 🥰#thank you for the ask ❤️

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lets-talk-scream · 10 months

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Ya'll remember me from Twitter?

Yep, I'm back. I've missed Scream. Missed Venom and some fucked way missed the comic community.

But Twitter sucks. Fuck Elon Musk.

I've been wanting to reboot LTScream and the idea occurred to me to make a tumblr account so here we are!

Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Neon! My main is @neon-pink-witch and most reply's and interactions may happen from that account. My pronouns are now she/they. I will do a better intro post at a different time but I really missed everyone!

#scream symbiote #im back bitches!#marvel #symbiote #venom symbiote

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pinkmirth · 2 years

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:)

#im back bitches!#I should put a tw for the photo 😭#decided to make a grand appearance in honor of rei’s bday #isn’t he so cute?#— harmoni rambles #— (💕) harmoni loves reiner

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ccorinthian · 2 years

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fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19

#im not dedicating hours and days and weeks of my 20s of hard work on my mental health to cope w shit i went through #for some bitches on websites to tell me ill shrivel up and die when i hit 30 unless my life is perfect by then #youre not dragging me down to that mindset and i wont let your doom and gloom about turning older make me feel like shit !!#some of us have to rebuild ourselves from ground up and that shit takes time and thats FINE and if you think otherwise fuck off honestly #ageism is such a disgustingly overlooked aspect thats so ingrained in our culture and you need to recognise it #or you'll just feel worse and worse about yourself with every passing day bc guess what baby you cant go back!!#SICK of the negativity surrounding age on this website get yourself the fuck together honestly

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buggachat · 2 years

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Part 131 of my bakery “enemies” au!

fun fact! I was going to add another panel to the beginning of this part, but my computer kept crashing. so um. pretend something like this is there:

First / Prev / Next / All

Kofi

#ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #marinette dupain-cheng #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #djwifi #my art #bakery enemies au #im gonna go a day or two without plugging in my tablet to try to see if it's the culprit of the crashes. i dunno #for the record: you can still expect daily uploads. the next ~5 parts are complete as a buffer #and my comic is completely backed up so whatever #but idk why my computer (that literally just got out of an intensive repair where literally every part of it was replaced) is being bitch<3

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amelia-yap · 1 year

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#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT A NEW TABLET #man i havent done any digital stuff in such a long time #apparently sai was being weird w/ the pen pressure so i went ahead and downloaded sai2 and it works for some reason #anyway im back bitches!!! sem is over and im ready to vomit wr at y'all #ALSO THE V9 FINALE IM GOING TO BARF ALL OVER THE FLOOR #it was such a goddamn vibe #also why tf does sai2 not have a default blur brush #probably gonna go look around and add new brushes later

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ratfest · 3 months

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#one piece #trafalgar law #op #heart pirates #trafalgardwaterlaw #i thought i scheduled this why did it not post #i cried like a bitch @ his backstory #BUT IT WAS LIKE!!!#WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HAD NOTHING LEFT IN THIS WORLD!!!#CORAZON GAVE HIM HIS HEART BACK!!!#HE WAS JUST AKID ….#sorry for calling u a weird stoner during saobody pretimeskip #ur not a weird stoner law… ur a cool stoner 👍#also i threw the thumbnail for a matching corazon print on twt #im still working on it though

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officialabortive · 8 months

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Whenever Katsuki takes an extra long shift, leaving home at witching hours, he'll end up needing to be babied a bit once he comes dragging himself back through the door at sun fall.

He needs you to help slide off his gauntlets, placing them gently on to the hard wood floors as his head slumps to the side. Slowly pull him along down the hall and around the corner, guiding him to the bathroom where you turn on the shower to the temperature you know he likes and fetch him some clean clothes. Patting the spot on the mattress just adjacent to you when he waddles out of the well steamed bathroom, signaling to come sit. Take his towel from where it's draped over his lowly hung arms to help dry his dripping hair from where you sit behind him. Sooth him after a long day by repeatedly running your fingers across his scalp alongside the heavy cloth. Get him to slide up to the head of the bed once your done with the drying process, where his head automatically flops on your shoulder. His entire body limp as a ragdoll as you delicately massage his arms because of how sore they are after such extensive use earlier in the day. His eyes progressively drooping more, to the point only a sliver of his eyes can be seen from under heavy eyelids.

masterlist

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temeyes · 2 months

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sigh,, more suckyshima,,,

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unsurebisexualcore · 5 months

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opened my dash and the first thing i saw was:

i feel like someone punched me in the face so hard they sent me back to the 4th grade

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #jesus CHRIST THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD #the nostalgia is being weaponized atp im like incapacitated #HES BACK BITCHES #PERSASSY HAS RETURNED #persassy #he is truly immortal

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obamerzslop · 7 months

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uhrm caine and queenie fighting over kinger

Caine is having none of that lol, Kinger just dosen't want them to fight :[

#the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc fanart #kinger x caine #royalteeth #tdac #tadc kinger #kingleader #tadc queenie #As you can see Im trying to get through my asks #they will open back up soon i swear #caine takes no fucking shit lol #he's like ugh this bitch

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toytulini · 11 months

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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logan-the-artist · 3 months

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based on an actual conversation i had

#that’s right bitches im coming back #im virgil if you couldn’t guess #my art #drawing #art #sketch #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #log’s art #virgil sanders #ts virgil #virgil sanders sides #tss virgil #patton sanders sides #patton sanders #ts patton #tss patton #platonic moxiety #familial moxiety

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d3monicas · 1 year

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fun for the whole family!

#chainsaw man #asa mitaka #war devil #yoru #denji #chainsaw man fanart #anime #manga #my art #im back bitches

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