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officialabortive · 5 days
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I'm tirrrrrred
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officialabortive · 9 days
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Ur gay
Imagine insulting urself using ur alt account. Couldn't be me
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officialabortive · 12 days
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Just went pee pee
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officialabortive · 15 days
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‼I LOVE THE SOFIA THE FIRST INTO SONG SO MUCH‼
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officialabortive · 16 days
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I INSPIRED SOMEONE FUCK YEAHHH
fanfic bakugou vs real size
sypnosis; katsuki finds you reading a fanfic about him
notes; suggestive, gn reader, fluff with katsukiii, long term established relationship, bakugo is a little ooc. 733 words
inspired by: @officialabortive (i tried to find the drabble but i couldn’t find it! anyways go show them some loveee)
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‘katsuki’s muscular arms trapped you in between him and the kitchen island, his hot breath caressing your neck before you felt him speak.
“do you know why i call myself dynamite?” he whispered seductively.
“why?” you meekly responded, slowly turning to face him.
he leans closer to your ears before whispering,
“because i blow my load in bitches like you.” ’
soon, a loud laugh could be heard behind you, ripping you from your very steamy fantasy. only for you to realise the man himself was behind you, laughing his ass off.
“suki, w-what the fuck?! you scared me!” you stumbled over your words, shame spreading across your whole body.
“i can’t fucking believe i walked in on my partner reading this shit! oh fuck, i’m getting abs!” katsuki continued to cackle while you covered your face in embarrassment. this was the worst way to get caught.
“i was just interested! i was online and i saw that this was apparently the dynamite fanfic that everyone was raging over!” you attempted to defend yourself, but your excuses fell onto deaf ears and the sound of his obnoxious laughter getting louder to drown you out.
“i just can’t believe this, baby, you have the real thing right here!” katsuki climbed onto the couch with you, leaning his arm on the top of the couch while resting his chin on his fist.
“i know that, like i said, i was just interested!” you huffed.
“that line was insane though, maybe ill steal it next time. would you be into that? me ‘blowing my load’ into you?” katsuki smiled, trying to hide your laughter.
but your shy smile as you looked away just broke any restraint he had, and thus, he was bursting out laughing again.
“oh my god, you liked it, didn’t you?” katsuki accused.
“no i didn’t!” you whined, playfully pushing katsuki who barely even moved an inch.
“yes you did, look at how flustered your getting!” katsuki pointed at your face.
“oh come off it!” you slapped his finger away, picking up your phone again and turning away to have him face your back.
“going off to read more?” katsuki teased.
you stayed silent, sighing playfully as katsuki (unbeknownst to you) widened his mouth in shock.
“listen… the writing is really good!” you defended yourself whilst laughing.
“it was probably written by a 14 year old girl!” he exclaimed back to you.
“no actually, the writer here just turned 20.” you huffed.
“im still in shock, you have the katsuki bakugou in front of you, wiling to do whatever you want, yet you chose him. the guy with cheesy lines!” katsuki complained.
“don’t be jealous katsuki, it’s just that the storylines are so captivating. like, in one of them, you were a barista and i was a ceo- can i please explain the storyline properly without you laughing?” you paused while smiling as katsuki wheezed in front of you.
after a few second, he nodded, covering his mouth to contain whatever laughter he had left in him so you could continue.
“thank you, anyways, i was a ceo and you were the coffee barista and we fell in love over time since i kept coming back because the coffee you made was always really good. but then, your jealous ex, which was me actually, came and told me that you both were still dating and that you were just using me for my money. so then, i fell out of love for you, but then, 2 years later, you had graduated from UA and became a pro hero and saved me, so then we fell in love again and got married.” you explained.
“wait, they include you in these little stories?” katsuki asked.
“yep, im usually the jealous ex or the supportive best friend.” you replied.
“these people are so pathetic, you’re mine and always will be.” katsuki said, lunging at you, trapping you in a bear hug.
you screamed in laughter as he trapped you in his lethal hugs, the scent of his cologne wafting in your nose.
“you’re right, i’m your forever!” you giggled in his arms.
“exactly, don’t need no fanfic to tell you otherwise.” his voice was muffled as his face was in his neck.
god, you loved this man and no other fanfic version of him could ever capture how he was with you.
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officialabortive · 16 days
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Nvm I'm on the toilet
I need to go pee pee again but my bed is to comfy
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officialabortive · 16 days
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I've come to the conclusion my best option is to go pee pee here and now
I need to go pee pee again but my bed is to comfy
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officialabortive · 16 days
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I need to go pee pee again but my bed is to comfy
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officialabortive · 17 days
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Kirishima treats your cat the way someone would treat their S/O's parents
Eijiro is aware of how he, himself is the newcomer in the scenario. and refuses to pretend otherwise.
At their first encounter, kirishima was fully serious when he asked for your cats acceptance as your partner. Even slowly extending a hand to sniff. To say he was elated when your cat nudged his furry head against his palm would be an understatement.
Eijiro addresses the precious feline as "sir" and treats him with the upmost respect. Always spoken to with an attached "please" and/or "thank you"
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officialabortive · 19 days
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Fostering wolfdog!Bakugou would lead do premature greys, methinks.
Bakugou's only here in the first place because he was found incapacitated with his head wound up in a snare wire. Even after treatment he couldn't be released back to the wild due to the increasing number of hybrid poachers. The vet recommended a good fostering program, the one you happened to be volunteering at.
He's in no way domestic and will bite at the hand who feeds him. Literally.
You were told to keep the muzzle on him, not that you'd be able to get close enough to remove it in the first place. It's cold metal bars are clearly irritating to have on his face all day, but there can't be any risk of bites before he's gotten all his shots.
Having grown among grass and soil, bakugou finds the things In your house incredibly intriguing. He spent over an hour opening and closing a closet door, just trying to figure out how it works. The concept of a light switch looked to be exceptionally fascinating. Their's no way of knowing what's going on in his head but with the way he went room to room investigating each light that bewildered look said all. This big pup probably thinks you're holding little peices of the sun captive. You can tell he is obviously seeing spots from staring directly at them for so long when he starts bumping into things. One can only hope his vision hasn't been impaired.
Just as any wild animal would, bakugou likes to... mark his territory...
Unfortunately for you, the place the hybrid deemed best to be "his" is none other then your bedroom. The room that holds most of your day to day essentials. The room that is now inaccessible due to the growing beast atop your his bed. Even with the muzzle restricting his attacks, those claws —even though clipped by the vet— could separate flesh from bone. That's not a risk worth taking for the sake of a change of clothes. Your only option was to wear the laundry on top of the washing machine that you'd been to lazy to fold and put away.
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officialabortive · 20 days
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I know the whole "hit with a sex change quirk" thing isn't original but DAMN
Just Bakugou curiosity getting the better of him, so he's sat in front of his tall closet mirror, legs spread wide to get a good look at his pretty pussy. One hand holding the underside of his knee to keep ample distance between each thigh. The other uses two fingers to spread his new lips. His eyes widening at the sight of a wet sheen slowly becoming increasingly prominent. Such a lewd sight was bound to get him riled up from the very start.
The sensation of need is in no way unfamiliar, but this... this is something else entirely. The odd feeling of clenching in desperation sending surges of an agonizingly pleasurable ache that spread to his thighs and belly.
Just bakugou prodding his pointer finger into his dripping hole. Starting with just a fingertip and slowly insuring the rest so his knuckles press against his labia. It feeling so foreign only pressing him to experiment just a bit more.
Bakugou swirling the finger inside himself in a circular motion, successfully stimulating so many areas at once. Maybe taking a quick pause in order to take a lick of his hand, tasting himself.
Him having so many ideas of things to try that he doesn't know where to begin.
Readjusting himself to be in a more laid back position —but not too far as to block sight of his reflection. Fat chance of him disregarding the visual— leaving a wet streak where his hand grazed his leg. Applying a light pressure to his swollen clit making bakugou jolt, not expecting something so painfully intense. Such a shock being too much, so instead he opts to rub a couple circles onto the soft area directly above.
But any amount of patience can only last so long before it's inevitable downfall. When nagging urges burst out into fruition.
He plunges a finger to the deepest spot in his pussy and swiftly curls it upward in one languid motion. Body tensing, bakugou is gasping for air with eyes gone wide, jaw trembling as he wills himself to remain silent. The addictive feeling of pulsing pressure deep within his gut is cutting off al ability to form a single thought. All he knows is the almost electric surges running down his inner thighs. Not even conscious enough to realise the hand starting to trace around his clit as he continues to viciously finger himself.
Unable to stop, everything somehow feels increasingly stronger. So much to the point of panting with shaking legs as fluids drip into the building puddle on the floor. Till eventually he can't restrain himself from squirting directly onto the mirror in front of him. Clear streams distorting the reflection of one whose rendered himself to dumb to understand the sight either way.
If only bakugou was coherent enough to see how pathetic he looks
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officialabortive · 23 days
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Finished going pee pee💪
I need to go pee pee
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officialabortive · 23 days
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Currently going pee pee💪
I need to go pee pee
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officialabortive · 23 days
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I need to go pee pee
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officialabortive · 25 days
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Bring back the god damn fucking boop button 😐
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officialabortive · 1 month
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I'm cringing so hard at myself cuz of the dog hybrid ideas I'm having. Fr some wattpad shit
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officialabortive · 1 month
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In my defense, I didn't realize I posted this to my main acc
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