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igot-sarang-ggg · 1 year

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Eavesdropping

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Small Summary: Polnareff and the others over hear you and Jotaro in the hotel room together

Small mentions: A bit suggestive but nothing really happens (Writing will still be slow)

"Polnareff, I think you should check on Jotaro and y/n. They've been taking a while to get here." They were both supposed to meet us in Mr. Joestar's hotel room to discuss our next plan of action, but they haven't arrived yet. "Alright, I'll go get them. You three stay here."

I hope they're okay. Avdol had called them earlier, he said Jotaro sounded out of breath when he answered. I finally made it to the room. I stood outside ready to knock when "Jotaro be more gentle." Y/n's voice could be heard. "Sorry, I'm just trying to hurry."

"Well, it hurts! So slow down a bit will ya."I stood at the door not knowing what to do... What are they doing in there? "Ah, that hurts stop." Are they...? it can't be. Jotaro and Y/n are too young for that.

"Polnareff what are you doing?" Kakyoin spoke causing me to jump. I quickly shushed them and singled them over to the door to listen with me. "Jotaro, I get that you're in a hurry, but pl-please slow down you're hurting me... Jo-ah~" What are they doing in there?!

"Polnareff I think we should leave them alone... plus it feels a bit uncomfortable listening in on them like this," Avdol stated. "You're fine y/n just hold still okay... I'm almost done." Jotaro grunted as he spoke to them.

"Avdol, do you have a spare key?"His eyes widen. "I don't want to interrupt them Mr. Joestar." We all looked at Mr.Joestar he looked angry. "I don't know what's going on in there but it needs to stop." Avdol handed him the spare key, he barged in opened the door, and ran inside we all followed in. "Jotaro what are you doing to y/n!"

"H-Hey guys, what going on?" Y/n was standing in front of Jotaro having their shirt lifted slightly, Jotaro was facing Y/n with a hand on their side holding a bandage and wrapping it around their body. Avdol and Kakyoin started laughing. "Sorry, we're taking so long. My wound had opened up and Jotaro was helping me cover it up." Mr. Joestar tipped down his hat, "It's fine, next time just tell us what's happening when we call you." Y/n was confused by what he meant, "Good grief old man, get your mind out of the gutter. Whatever you heard outside, that was not happening in here." Y/n winced, Jotaro had tightened his grip on the bandage.

"Jotaro, why don't I help Y/N." Kakyoin offered, "Sure..." He stood up handing the bandage to Kakyoin. "But the two of sounded like you were.." Jotaro smacked the back of my head. "Again, get your mind out of the gutter. Y/n's just a wuss when it comes to patching them up." Jotaro slightly pulled his hat down.

"Done, all better now." We looked over at Y/n who now had the bandage properly wrapped around their torso. "Thank guys. Jotaro was being a bit rough since we had to meet with you guys." Y/n adjusted their shirt and stood next to Jotaro.

"Your welcome Y/n. Just be careful what you say out loud next time. You gave Mr. Joestar a heart attack." Kakyoin chuckled as he walked out of the room waiting for all of us to leave the room. We were all standing in the hallway, "Let's go to Mr. Joestars room we need to plan our next course of action." We all agreed and headed towards the elevator.

Y/n and Jotaro stayed behind us, "Hey, guys hurry... up?" I turned around to look at them and caught Y/n kissing Jotaro's cheek. I quickly turned around before either of them could notice I saw anything. I knew something was happening between them! If Jotaro knew that I saw Y/n kiss his cheek... there's no telling what he might do.

"Polnareff..." Y/n ran towards me wrapping an arm around my neck and whispering in my ear, "Telling anyone what you just saw and I swear I'll kill in your sleep... M'kay?" Y/n drew out their stand, I nodded and they moved away standing next to Jotaro again calling back their stand. "Hurry up you three... Polnareff you look like you've just seen a ghost."

"I don't want to talk about it."

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ddejavvu · 2 years

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Ooo I have a great idea!

Eddie munson orders chocolate lava cake, childhood friends to lovers I'm a sucker for that

you are formally invited to ddejavvu's 10K dinner party, now serving coffee

mutual pining mutual pining mutual pining <3333

"Y/N! Look," Eddie gushes, racing up to you with something in his hand, "I caught one!"

You look at the creature squished between his fingers, a writhing beetle that looks furious at being held captive. It's buzzing threateningly, and your stomach churns.

"Ew, Eddie no!" You shriek, sprinting away from your best friend who chases after you with a devilish giggle, "You know I hate bugs!"

"'Course I do," Eddie's only a few measly steps behind you as you race through the woods, leaves crunching beneath your feet as the beetle pinched in Eddie's grip flaps its wings, "That's why I do it!"

You reach the door of his trailer, wrenching it open and slamming the door shut behind you. It's a safe zone, because the last time Eddie had followed you inside and let a centipede loose, Wayne almost made him eat it.

He's sitting on the couch when you arrive, your chest heaving as Eddie mocks you for your cowardice behind the door. Wayne glances up at you with an amused smirk, shaking his head, "All these years, 'never stop teasin' each other, do 'ya?"

"Never," Eddie's voice comes from the gap in the door you didn't know he'd created, and you squeal, rushing to lean against the kitchen counter. He holds his hands up in surrender at you, no bug in sight, but you're still angry with him for chasing you, so you take an apple from the counter and chuck it at him.

"Ow!" It smacks against Eddie's chest, and he yanks the neckline of his shirt down to reveal a slowly reddening spot above his pec, "What the fuck?"

"Language," Wayne hisses, launching a pillow off the couch at Eddie's head.

The boy barely catches it in time, his dramatic expression only deepening tenfold, "Would you two stop trying to kill me?"

"Wuss," Wayne rolls his eyes fondly at Eddie, "'F you keep bringin' bugs around here, Y/N's gonna kill you f'real."

"You'd never," Eddie gushes, tilting his head dramatically towards you, "You'd miss my pretty face."

"I'd throw you a nice funeral." You smile patronizingly at him, reaching out to squeeze one of his hands, "I'd even get a metallica cover band that costs more than twenty bucks."

"Well shit," Eddie balks, his weight shifting to his left foot and creasing the toe of his sneaker, "Might as well just get the real thing for that much dough."

"Over $20 was me being nice to you, Eddie." You scoff, swatting at his shoulder, "I'm still mad at you, remember?"

"Whatever! I just want you to know I let that beetle go far away from here, 's not like it's in my pocket or anything and I would never put it under your pillow."

"I'm staying here tonight, idiot." You back away, eyeing his pocket warily, "We sleep on the same pillow!"

"Well unlike you, I like-" Eddie pats his pocket, perhaps a little too hard, a sickening crunch coming from inside the fabric, "-Y/N Junior.. Oh no."

"You killed me!" You flop over the counter, tongue stuck out of your mouth theatrically, "You killed me!"

"Well, I'll throw you a nice funeral," Eddie mocks you, a frown on his face at the prospect of cleaning up Squashed Bug, "And for the record, I'd get the real metallica to play you off."

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blackstarchanx3new · 10 months

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FSR Rambles magic 8 ball-

Here we go again, I feel the chemicals kicking in-

Ah, we've arrived at a scene I literally wanted since I read the manga so I might have some stuff to say. X'D Shadow introducing Vio to Vaati. Like I stated on the posts of these updates, it's heavily implied (And even outright stated in the German translation, thx AK for that info ^w^) Vio met with Vaati directly.

Also his "I can't believe I didn't notice..." line when fake Zelda turns out to be Vaati ALSO leads me to think he knew what Vaati looked like/has met him before....?

In English it's vague as hell but the Viz Translation has a few genuine flubs imo compared to what I've seen of other translations. (The German one seems super accurate from what I've heard? but that makes sense because it was directly translated from Japanese to German apparently. English gives off "interpretation not 1 to 1" vibes.)

Suffice to say: I've REALLY wanted to know how their interactions went down. X'D

Shadow feels he has some leverage with Vaati since TECHICALLY him and Vaati are equals? Even though Vaati bosses him around oof.

Because Creatures of darkness can sense fear, despite Vio putting on a blank face Shadow knows Vio's nervous and kinda tries to subdue it. (He cares aww)

He's really excited to get this out of the way so they can officially work together.

I figure he technically doesn't NEED Vaati's permission but is still getting it anyway: Because he doesn't wanna upset daddy lmfao.

Also the lines about Vaati being "Lazy" and using people: It comes up later

Vaati's entrance here was so fun to think of. Bro was napping or smth lmfao. Loved the idea of his weight being so huge it shoves giant gusts of wind as he rises.

The other 3 in FS seem surprised, I think it's supposed to be Green who shouts "SO THAT'S VAATI!?" during the fight. Already mentioned Vio's "I can't believe I didn't notice" rather than HORROR at the Eldridge monster they're about to take on??? X'D

Figured he got the terror out of the way when he MET Vaati. Because Vio is ya know, not experienced fighting DEMONS and virtually ALONE right now he is obviously shitting bricks at the sight of this huge floating eyeball demon lmao.

He also holds Shadow's hand cause it's cute and Shadow Link is the only person who could MAYBE protect him against Vaati.

I can't with eye contact so maybe I'm just a wuss but Vaati's design is so unnerving to me. X'D Also again: If you know my previous fandom work you know I love creepy/scary scenes. You'll notice I virtually always avoid making characters look AT YOU because I literally hate that so much in manga.

Especially in romance scenes I cannot stand eye contact, don't look at me look at your lover lmfao. So if a character in my comics is looking AT the audience: It's because it's meant to be uncomfortable.

Vio tries to dampen his own fears and Shadow not so casually tries to keep things smooth between them and Vaati. Talking about how great this is.

Vaati can see right through that shit though.

Vio tries to pass off his fear as just being nervous to meet someone so amazing lmfao. Stroke that ego Vio, Vaati's a sucker for that kind of thing.

Vaati wants a moment alone with the hero. X'D Shadow again is very adamant on Vio being on their side because he really thinks they are.

He in THEORY has just as much of a say as Vaati and has MORE of a say considering Vio's fate is up to him because Gannon put him in charge of that.

Which is hysterical considering he's like 14 to 15 here at minimum considering Link's old enough to drink in FSR and Link deals with the curse for 7 years tho their ages are really whatever in the flashbacks. Like the idea of Vaati and a 14 year old having the same amount of say on their evil plans is so damn funny to me lmao. Gannon thinks Vaati is as competent and useful as a literal child and that's HILARIOUS.

Vio is quick to realize Shadow's wording here and that SOMEONE is a bigger player. He assumes Gannon because that's the only name he has to go off of.

Something I noticed in the manga: Despite being Shadow's partner Shadow doesn't EXPLAIN a LOT to Vio. Vio has to ask him things lmao. I genuinely wonder if it's a trust issue thing or if it's a "he didn't ask so I didn't tell" thing. I had to be smart about this scene because Vio and Shadow don't bring up Gannon until like...WAY LATER in the timeline of them hanging out. I really try to take into consideration the timeline of the actual manga while writing in-between scenes. I'd love to do an entire rewrite of FS but I do not have the time or patience for that. X'D

Honestly the most annoying thing about writing in between scenes is just how WEIRD it is from like: a regular ass person perspective.

Like it's not natural to be like "Yeah lol Gannon, I'll wait to bring that up like a week after it was first relevant"

This is done a LOT in media. Lmao literally just experianced a scene like that in JJK volume 0. It's like for the audiences sake, always awkward and ALWAYS done for exposition, and it's ALWAYS weird from like: an actual person conversation side of things? Idk if I'm articulating this well lmao.

So Shadow was told to leave the room because Vio brings up Gannon to gain Vaati's trust and I needed a reason for Shadow and Vio not to bring up Gannon here because they do later in the manga.

But I thought it'd be clever if Vio brought up Ganon because: He's already gambling might as well use the fact he THINKS the bigger player is Ganon to his advantage.

Anyways: Shadow's still a bro and gives Vio some advice on dealing with Vaati.

The panel of Vaati's eyeball/body taking up the entire background behind Vio while he steels his mind miiiiiight have a very special place in my heart. UwU It's just so ominous.

I wanted to get across just how much of a threat Vaati is. Mans is TERRIFYING. He's also HUGE.

Vio's rightfully terrified of this thing. I really wanted to show the struggle Vio went through with this plan because it was A HUGE RISK. I feel kinda snuffed we didn't get to see Vio's struggles with this plan in the manga save a few panels of him looking guilty.

We were robbed by page restraints and I'll never forgive whoever only gave Akira 2 volumes for FSA for that, they did SO GOOD for what they had to work with though so don't think I'm dunking on them for this.

I also get the liberty of giving thought bubbles. Smth I noticed is the severe LACK of thought bubbles in FSA?

Also 1 on 1 convos but that's a whole other thing. Again, time and page restraints would be my assumed reason. Pacing in FSA was rushed so I can't really say "For pacing reasons" imo.

So we get to see inside Vio's head as he goes through this, he uses Shadow's assumptions about him here: "Admitting" he always had second thoughts and admired the darkness.

Vaati is obviously skeptical of this nonsense considering who Vio is.

Vio really hams it up.

Bringing up Gannon which surprises Vaati considering NONE of the heroes should even know about Gannon. He is purely there to distract them while Gannon gains power after all lmao.

The fact one of them KNOWS is not only surprising but kinda scary!

Vio continues to show his "faithfulness" by bowing and declaring his loyalty.

His words hit different for somebody who's been through the same shit as Vio's describing, as Vaati's eyes widen and his wings droop as Vio continues to describe how he would have been despised. If you don't know: Minish Cap manga explains Vaati worshipped the darkness and was a bit of an outcast.

Vio's mind is on one person only at this moment: Princess Zelda! :D

Vio cares about Zelda deeply as we'll continue to see through FSR.

I don't like to see it as romantic (Just because I think Vio is gay but that's a whole other thing), but he is DRAWN to her and wants to protect her no matter what, because well a LOT of reasons.

1. He's apart of Link. And this version of Link and Zelda are childhood friends and deeply care about each other. So just on a personal level he wants her to be alright

2. He's apart of the chosen hero destined forced to save hyryle.

3. I kind of like to think Zelda Gannon and Link have the Triforce in FSR at least, and it's drawn to itself. Side note: Would love for the Triforce to appear on Link/the four's hands at some point. Because I love that design motif on Links.

The moment of truth...Did his plan work? Everything is FUCKED if it didn't...

Vaati just silently stares at him as Vio dares to raise his head to meet Vaati's eye.

But Vio can't even tell if Vaati's looking at him in this moment with that thousand yard stare.

Rightfully: Vio is still shitting bricks.

Lol so that blurred word bubble is Vio stating "Lord Vaati?" but Vaati can't hear him lmao.

He's too busy wrapped up in remembering the time he grave robbed-

Jokes aside: You might have noticed smth a tad ODD about being able to see what Vaati was thinking in this moment. But this point is SO FAR from being relevant I'll just leave you to think about it.

If ya noticed it: You noticed. I'll bring it up when it's actually relevant. Which is a LONG time away.

Anyways also if you don't know: Master Elzo gives Link the hat Vaati used to be magical boy at the end of Minish Cap's manga. So Vaati's just stealing it back lmfao.

He is still a demon with magic regardless of the hat, the hat is just a symbol of his bad boy-ness.

Also the idea he "returned" to Minish Cap Link after the dude died was an idea I just could not leg go of.

I maybe have an idea for Minish Cap Link in FSR but I dunno if I'll end up going with it or WHERE. Stuff has changed in the script before so who knows.

Stealing some of Zelda's light force forever fucked Vaati's mind and body up.

You can kinda assume what went down but the general idea is Master Elzo is fucking dead and Vaati's on a downward spiral. Link is dead because the door between the Picori and the Hylians only opens every 100 years. Also the "Using people" line: Vaati often doesn't use his own striength but uses others to achieve his goals. Ya know like a coward. X'D

Nobody ever fully trusted or accepted Vaati after what he did in the events of the Minish Cap manga. Sooooo.

Bro turns back to the dark side.

That's the only thing I could think of after seeing he was "Good" at the end of Minish cap manga I was like "????????" after reading FSA first. X'D

Like did he just wake up one day and decide to be evil again lmfao.

The Zelda manga's reference themselves so I'm under the impression they're all SOMEWHAT connected. SO like- WHAT'S VAATI'S DEAL???

Presumably after this he went on to do the events in the story told at the start of the FS Manga: where he fights the first incarnation of the four hero.

Which holy shit I'd also like to dive into buuuuut mmghhh- It's wild to me OUR Link from FS manga is the SECOND bitch to do this. Like MMHH So interesting to me...

Insanity aside this is my explanation for "Good" Vaati. He just reverted. Like a lot of people would under that scenario.

Lol looking at the same face he did years ago. That must be weird.

Vaati kinda felt a kin-ship with the purple hero cause...YOU KNOW. EVERYTHING I STATED BEFORE THIS. XD

He's a Link-

He's caught off guard by all this so is just kinda like "Oh...Yeah sure you're a part of the team yeah... Yeah...Whatever" Vio broke Vaati by appealing to his trauma lmao.

Shadow spying on if Vio's okay is very funny to me. Dude's worried about his new friend.

Shadow nervously walking up to Vaati after being caught spying is very funny to me. Bro was just keeping an eye on his new Boyfriend. UwU

Vaati asks for Vio's unput well: Because he was on the Four Hero team at one point lol. If he IS evil getting his opinion is a good route to take.

Which he doesn't fully believe considering he's still sus of Vio but doesn't feel like arguing with Shadow, who is the equivalent to his boss's entitled bratty kid.

Vio of course gets leverage to go to Death Mountain, because he's holding onto the idea he MIGHT be able to regroup.

Vaati's still distracted as fuck from the state of his expression. X'D Like he's kinda just, repeating himself/out of it.

Shadow's just like "Yeah yeah shut up we're great yeah yeah It's fine it's fine"

Shadow takes a moment to just walk ever so casually away from Vaati getting enough distance before showing how happy/excited he is.

I just like drawing Shadow trying to touch Vio in some way he's so starved for attention and positive interaction. Not having a bad word to breathe about Vio before the betrayal was always funny to me from the manga. He just admires this boy so much.

Like, I like showing off that "He's not really EVIL" side of Shadow link half the fandom seems to DESPISE.

Cry harder we sympathize with Shadow Link in this house. UwU

Vio's cracking under the welcoming nature a little by making a jokes, and even thinks "Man I used to be scared of this dude"

Shadow is just a little guy in love and I like that about him moving on-

Vio laughs at his dumb joke and Shadow's like "Finally you're not a tense weirdo" X'D

Vio's coping hard lmao.

He's still just a kid during these events so it's HARD to deal with what's going on. I wanted to write him getting his cracking through because how normal he acts in the events of the manga leads me to think he steeled himself overtime.

Laughing his ass off before going into a state of pure raw emotion of "Holy shit I could have just died" comes off as jarring and unnerving.

Shadow can tell SOMETHING's wrong but guesses the cause wrong.

Shadow assumes Vio's having a difficulty with the heat.

This goes off of TOTK/BOTW logic where sapphires ward off heat because I think that's awesome.

If I were rewrighting FSA I'd have him give Vio a different outfit or smth like that.

I DO love the sapphire specifically though because um: Anyone remember what the Zora Sapphire was in OOT?

Lmao an engagement ring- X'DDDD

From that one frame of Blue yanking out his hammer from his hat we know they store shit in there. Freakin' Link From the LOZ cartoon has a magic bag that shrinks his shit and I find that hysterical. I like to think Link's hat works similarly.

Vio's blushing and not unsubtle heart skipping is so funny to me.

If the fact Vio kissed Shadow first didn't already get ya:

Vio's in love with Shadow Link too lmao.

#FSR Rambles #four swords returns #four swords #four swords manga #four swords adventures #four swords returns au #loz fsr au

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genevieveskingdom · 3 months

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Pixie Party 🪩

If I didn't know that Zarina poisoned them with her alchemistic pixie dust, I would think that they're having a hardcore party with disco lights and deep house accompaniment 😂😂🪩

Let's imagine this scenario 🤣 (Take it with humour please 🤭)

Sunflower: "Hey Hyacinth, you wanna dance?"

Hyacinth: "Me?? Hell no!"

Sunflower: "Come on, Cinthirella! It's just a daaaance!"

Hyacinth: "Wha- what did you call me?? Cinthirella? I am not a princess!!"

Sunflower: "Oh, yes you are, dear love! And now don't be such a wuss and join me!"

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Redleaf: humming some melody

After a while...

Redleaf: "I think I am gonna leave."

The voice in his head: "If Sunflower finds out, you'll get busted. She hates when fellas are missing fun."

Redleaf: "Who said I'm gonna miss the fun? The real fun begins tomorrow morning when I'll see Hyacinth having pixie dust hangover and I'll send pictures of him to Pixie Hollow's best junkyard media. The money I'll get from it, that'll be the fun!!"

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Milori: dancing with Clarion "Wow, Clarion, your dress lights up!"

Clarion: "You know why?"

Milori: "Hmmm, because you're the most beautiful fairy and the most accomplished dancer out there?"

Clarion: laughs "Oh no! It's because I started running a secret factory on firefly light. You catch some fireflies, suck the light out of them and voilà you've got the fluorescent light for your dress!"

Milori: ... "I thought you were peaceful."

Clarion: winks "There are so many things you don't know about me, frostbite!"

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Fairy Mary: "...MY PARTY, YOUR PARTY, EVERYBODY JOIN THE PARTY!!!!!!!"

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The next morning...

Sunflower: walks clumsily "Oh, Cinthy, you know how sweet you actually are? I have never told ya, but I pretty like you, eh."

Hyacinth: "But me, I have no reason to like you. Not after yesterday. If I accidentally didn't switch the glasses I would end up like you - completely smashed. Was it your plan all along? To let others make fun of me?!--"

Sunflower: "Wha-? Of course not, or maybe yeah? I don't remember.- Oh look, there are some flying mushrooms... I'm gonna catch them!"

Redleaf: hidden in the bush "Holy autumn! This won't do. Sunflower is on the front page every Friday, I needed the uptight Hyacinth to bring me some action! Now I missed the bucks and my dream to fly to the Mainland, buy a mansion on Costa Rica and leave this preindustrial village full of sentimental bugs for good!!!"

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Okay, they're hilariously out of character! 🙈 Sunflower the party animal, Milori the dumb boyfriend, Clarion the secret villain and Redleaf the antihero, I have no idea how it happened. 😅😂🙈

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mysticficti0n · 1 year

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At long last

Warnings- fluffy, swearing, mentions of drugs, romance, part them drunk (thats all I think) words- 3480 N/A- Hey guys this is my first Ryan Dunn fic and I don't know how to feel, I feel part of it is good but others not much but I wrote it literally all day, so enjoy ♥︎

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"dude just ask her out!" Bam whined poking at his best friend who just sulked onto the sofa "whats the worst that'll happen?"

"she says no and I've ruined a relationship I've had since I was 14 years old- thats the worst that can happen" he huffed playing with his watch, Ryan wasn't usually that nervous about girls and romance but something about asking his long time friend out scared him shitless "plus she wouldn't wanna be with me anyways I'm a fucking ass" Bam rolled his eyes, Bam knew his friend was a wuss, but he though he'd have the balls for this, it was Y/n for gods sake not like they've never met before

"look man we are all going out tomorrow so why not just ask her out to dinner? thats not going 'BE MY GIRLFRIEND' its kinda... breaking the ice, even though you've know her for 10 years" his friend laughed at the words coming from his own mouth "10 years and you're fucking scared!"

"yes 10-fucking-years so it is a big deal! me asking her to dinner could sound sketchy I mean come on the girl knows stuff I do before I do!" Ryan covered his face with his hands and groaned erring a slap on the head from Bam

"you need to stop being such a pussy" the brown hair boy spat walking out the room to who knows where leaving Ryan to his own thoughts which only made him feel 100x worse, but he did realise Bam was right he needed to stop being a pussy about it, he's been in love with Y/n since they were in high school but never said anything to anyone... until one night at a party were he drunkly told Bam who hadn't forgot

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"Oh dude Y/n's over there!" Bam called pointing to her, god she looked stunning, the red dress hugged her body perfectly

"she looks beautiful" Ryan whispered, eyes struggling to tare away from the girl as she laughed grabbing a drink with another girl but she wasn't a scratch on her

"you like her or something?" Bam asked turning back to his friend

"yeah man, she's fucking gorgeous how could I not like her!" Ryan hadn't realised the words that came out but he did feel somewhat relieved. The night carried on, nu metal music blaring through the house they were in and people screaming and shouting everywhere

"Hey Bam!" a voice that Ryan knew all to well spoke "How are ya? sorry I was gonna come over but Kayce caught me, Kayce come meet Bam!" he looked up to see Y/n the same red dress but he could see every detail on if now, lace and red sequins embezzled down the length, rings and bracelets decorated her hands and wrists, chunky black heals with a gold clasp "Hey Ry!" she called

"how you doin' doll" Ryan spoke getting a laugh from the girl

"weirdo! I'm good, you?" she side hugged him and his hands settled on her hips "you look nice by the way, is that the shirt my mom bought you for Christmas?" she asked stroking his chest

"I'm better now you're here and yeah it is, it matches your dress" he smiled down at he girl who's Y/E/C eyes were already on his

"I feel sexy in this dress, Marcus called me a whore when I wore it" she sulked, Marcus was her ex-boyfriend, evil bastard he was but thanks to Ryan and Novak she didn't need to worry anymore

"I bet Dunny boy finds you ravishing in it Y/N/N" Bam laughed tapping her shoulder getting a death glare from his best friend "sorry sweetheart!" he blew a kiss to his friend and walked away again

"don't listen to him" the blonde spat "dickhead"

"do I not look ravishing Ry?" Y/n spoke jokingly swirling her hair around her finger, if he could Ryan would get on his knees then and there and tell her how good she looked, Jesus Christ he'd worship the women, but he had to keep himself from doing so...

"you- you look beautiful Y/n" she blushed pressing a kiss to his cheek

"thanks Dunn"

Bam saw the interaction and knew one day he'd be a uncle to their child, it was disgustingly obvious the two liked each other but he also knew neither would say a thing "fucking pansies"

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The next day came round quicker than Ryan could think, he grabbed blue jeans and a white shirt, his wallet, cigarettes, lighter, phone and car keys "BAM COME ON WE'VE GOTTA GO!" Ryan shouted hearing footsteps quickening down the hall and Bam stood with a CKY shirt on and baggy shorts "come on I told Y/n I'd pick her up Dico's already at hers"

"oooh think they fucked?" Bam pushed getting a slap "someones jealous"

"fuck off" Ryan stormed walking out the door to his car, the engine began and the two sped off to Y/n's house, luckily it wasn't to far so in five minuets Ryan was knocking her door "Y/N HURRY UP! GET DICO OUT HERE" he began to pound the door which was opened at the end of his sentence

"Ryan Dunn! will you cut it out bloody hell!" her mom Vicky warned making him laugh

"sorry why is she taking forever though!" she rolled her eyes

"I don't know hun- oh and Dico isn't here he went with Chris" Ryan nodded leaning up the door "what are you doing today? CKY things?"

"I think so, we found this abandoned rail way thing so were checking that out and Y/n wanted to come" she smiled

"why don't you go up and grab her knowing my daughter she's either still doing her eyeliner or still finding what to wear" Ryan laughed pressing a kiss to the older women's cheek and jumped up the stairs, he went down to the door with the sign 'Y/n's room' and stood outside

"well I don't know... what if- yes Jessica I know but what if I doesn't go right.... I'm not scared... he'll be there! you don't know what you're fucking talking about... fuck off Jessi" he herd a click from the room and a furious groan "Stupid fucking bitch can't listen to a single fucking thing I fucking say I swear to god I'm gonna fucking kill that whore-" the words kept spilling out before Ryan decided to knock the door "Yeah?" he twisted the doorknob and walked in to see Y/n, black tube top, blue low waisted jeans held up by a studded belt and her belly piercing jewel shining in the light, a cross necklace hung from her neck and her make up looked- goddess like- smokey eye, red glossed lips accompanied by her nose-ring "oh hey Ry" her voice sounded happier than before

"what was all that about?" he asked leaning on her closet "thought you and Jessica were friends" she rolled her eyes

"so did I until now... it doesn't matter though, ready to go?" Ryan was concerned about the girl, she wasn't one to usually be in a mood or angry but he brushed it off as in fairness they needed to go "you look nice by the way" she complemented going past him out the door to grab her hoodie

"thanks I'm liking the absolute no coordination between us, you look like Bam if he was a girl and I look like a basic white man" she laughed at the boy coming out her room and closing the door "bye Vic, we will probs be back by like 9-10 o'clock ish and I'll drop her off" her mother nodded hugging Ryan then her daughter

"be safe you two and Y/n don't let you're father see you in a outfit like this, he'd kill you, zip your hoodie when you come home!" she warned

"will do mom, see you later!" the two waved and ran to the car were Bam was sat with his eyes closed "so were are we going?"

"shit! you took your fucking time" he spat looking at the girl, Bam and Y/n were good friends, even went to prom together- now though they smoke weed, drink and skate together along with the others, but they fight like brother and sister most days

"fuck off I was busy- I take pride in how I look unlike some" he huffed, Ryan started the car again and made their way to the old rail way, luckily the roads were mostly empty so in quick time they made it, as there 3 got out they were met with Rake, Novak, Dico, Raab and Rake's sister Sophia "SOPHIA!" the girls ran to each other hugging and giggling about something, in which the boys thought they'd do the same

"OH RAABY!" Bam kissed the boys cheek "TEHEHEHEHE" he said rather loud getting a 'ugh' from the girls the group decided to start going through the woods to the railway line

Y/n and Sophia stayed chatting toward the back of the group while all the boys were huddled together, Novak said it wasn't a long walk but then again Novak did crack so who was he to trust? Ryan didn't notice but he constantly kept checking over his shoulder to see Y/n which Bam found amusing seeing his friend so desperate to just have a glance at the girl

"dude she isn't going to run off" he shoved at Ryan "you gonna ask her tonight?"

"I don't know man she isn't in the greatest mood today and I don't want her to have extra stress on top of that and-" Bam waved his hands at the man cutting him off

"Ry stop making excuses if you don't ask her today I will for you" panic rushed through the blonde

"no don't do that" he whispered getting a smirk from him "Bam"

"hey Y/n!" Bam turned back to the two behind

"Bam no fucks sake I'll do it, I'll do it!" Ryan shouted

"yeah?" Y/n called looking confused

"you look like a whore" she gave the boy a thumbs up and went back to her conversation like nothing happened "you are a lucky man Dunn"

after another half hour of walking the group finally got to the tracks, they were all decade and rotting, spray painted and worn "wow... glad we walked here to see this shit" Sophia crossed her arms "Novak you said this would be 'cool' its literally dead pieces of wood"

"sorry baby, it looked cooler last time I was here" he huffed "the view's good though, you can see west town over there and here is were I smoked pot with Nabi" everyone laughed

"well I was meant to get my lip pierced.. now" Y/n spoke checking her phone "i'm thrilled we're doing this instead" Ryan watched the girl slump down to the floor and just stare into the sky, he felt bad and knew if she wasn't in a good mood before, she defiantly wasn't now

"why don't we look round for stuff, there's gotta be something cool around" Dico spoke kicking sticks on the floor

"yeah okay, lets go" Raab agreed and the group began to go back into the wood, Ryan looked back at Y/n, she just sat their and hugged her knees

"I'll catch up in a sec" he yelled to the group who said their okays and carried on walking, he went back to the girl on the floor "what did Jessica say?" she looked up to him, her eyes had tears forming in the corners

"she and Marcus are getting together... and she wouldn't listen to what I was saying about him that he's not a nice person! and she kept saying shit about the guy I like and all I was doing was looking out for her" she whimpered wiping her eyes "Marcus nearly fucking killed me- emotionally but still, everything he did to me he'll do to Jessi and I just want her to be okay" Ryan reached a hand to the girl and pulled her up into a tight hug, letting her get it all out her system on his shoulder, he knew this is what she needed, just to talk... he had an idea

"do you wanna go? I can call Bam and we can go out for lunch, just me and you?" her eyes met with his brown ones and nodded "okay, lets go" His hand instinctively went to hers to which she gladly excepted, with his free hand he pulled his phone out and called bam

"yeah?" he answered

"me and Y/n are going to get lunch-"

"use protection!" Bam snickered

"get fucked" Ryan ended the call and put the phone back in his pocket

after an extremely long walk they finally made it back to the car which was warm due to the West Chester summer heat "what do you want to eat?" he asked starting the engine

"italian"

"Limoncello sound good?" she nodded and the two set off back to town listening to the random songs the radio played "besides the whole Jessi thing, how are you?" she laughed

"I'm good, I mean wish I could've got my lip pierced but I'm getting a free dinner at Limoncello so I'm not complaining" Ryan looked to the girl

"free?" she nodded "who said it's free?"

"me I forgot my purse, thanks babe for paying" she laughed rubbing his chin "I'll give you the money don't worry" Ryan shook his head

"its a treat... date even" he blushed slightly seeing a smile spread across her face

"was this a big elaborate plan to get me on a date with you Ry?" her eyes seemed drowsy in his, Y/n's hand combed back his hair

"maybe but it wasn't huge, more last minuet... would you be annoyed if it was?" the Y/H/C haired girl shook her head "good" he smiled

after another 10 minuets they made it to the restaurant which wasn't to busy, they walked in and waited to be seated by their server "okay here we are, can I get you any drinks?" the man asked looking toward the table

"Stella for me" he nodded and looked towards the girl

"and for you darling" Ryan felt him self become tense at the word 'darling' who did he think he was talking to?

"cosmopolitan please" she grinned up to the man

"of course, have that to you soon" he walked away and Y/n looked back to Ryan

"you okay?" he nodded "you look angry"

"I'm fine, anyways we were saying about Marcus and Jessica" she nodded explaining her story, Ryan could've listened to her voice for ever go on and on about anything

"and she said he said he could do so much better than me and called me a tramp!" Y/n said angrily slamming her hands on the table

"well- you could do much better than that lanky red head anyways he was a dick to you" she nodded bringing her drink to her lips "actually didn't you say she was making fun of the guy you liked earlier" Ryan spoke inquisitively

"yeah what about it?"

"who do you like?" he cooed to her making her giggle at the childishness of her friend "do I know them?"

"Ryan we're 24 and 23 not in 9th grade why do you wanna know so bad" Y/n smiled

"because I wanna know if my best friend has good taste in men" she furrowed her brows "Please Y/n" he begged

"its embarrassing" she spoke trying to escape the conversation "lets just order food" her eyes scanned for a waiter or someone but her face was pulled back- literally- Ryans hand cupped her chin and made sure she couldn't get out of his grip "Ry-"

"you can tell me Y/n, I wont be mean or judge or anything" she sighed seeing a smile grow across his face she played with the idea of actually telling him but it kind of fell out

"it's you Ryan"

Ryan felt his heart jump into a halt... him? no she has to be joking he thought "what?" is all that came out with a laugh

"I like you- like a lot and have for ages...yeah laugh it up" confidence grew in the girl as she spoke "and I get if you don't feel the same its totally fine" she blabbered on as her speechless friend just sat listening "I mean we've been friends for 10 years and this is crazy"

Ryan knew he could now let his feeling be free "I like you too, so much I've just never had the balls to say it to you" her eyes widened and so did her smile "since we were kids I've always thought you were beautiful then after High school I just fell even more for you" the two's eyes locked together and they seemed the only person in the world to each other, everything was silent besides the one talking

"so you're fully serious" she asked hoping it wasn't one of Ryans many pranks

"deadly"

the two ate dinner in near silence besides a few thank you's and hums of delight, underneath the covered table Y/n intertwined her legs with his and using her foot rubbed his leg reassuringly, Ryan paid the bill and got up offering his hand to the girl, they walked out to see the street lamps illuminating the Barron streets

"thank you for dinner" Y/n gleamed up to the boy who was just a bit taller than her

"no problem, we should do it again" he smirked leading her back to the car, as the two climbed in and set off again Ryan tipped a few mints into his mouth and Y/n did the same "so home?" she nodded.... through out the drive Ryan's hand went from the wheel to her hand and then her inner thigh giving Y/n butterflies every time his finger tapped along to the song playing in the background

The car pulled into her street which Y/n internally sighed as she didn't want to leave Ryan after the night they had, they came to a stop in front of her house which was dimly lit from the inside "I'll walk you up" Ry spoke letting go of the girl who now felt cold, he came over and opened the door giving his hand once again

"such a gentleman" she laughed seeing a redness appear on his face, she got out and lent against the car "thank you for tonight Ry, I loved it"

"I'm glad... tonight didn't go how I expected honestly, but I'm glad it did... sorry that felt like a shit way of saying it- I'm bad at these things" he grinned dopily, he knew it was time to say goodnight to her but he couldn't let go of her "ready?" he asked she nodded solemnly and they begun up the drive to the front door with every step it meant the night was coming to a end... he didn't want to let go of her hand, it felt so right in his, the pair got just before her front door and sighed "Thanks for today Y/n"

"no thank you- again- I didn't think we'd ever do this either but I really enjoyed it" Y/n nervously bit her bottom lip, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she gazed up into Ryan's warm eyes. the night slipped away, there was still one thing that Y/n needed to do before saying goodbye though.

"Ryan," she whispered softly, her gaze flickering to his lips for a brief moment before meeting his eyes once more. "Can I... can I kiss you goodnight?"

Ryan's eyes widened in surprise, a warm smile spreading across his features as he took a step closer. "I was hoping you would ask that," he replied, his voice low and husky with a hint of anticipation.

Without another word, Y/n leaned up on her tiptoes, closing her eyes as Ryan's hands came to rest on her hips. For a moment, they simply stood there, drinking each other in as their lips brushed against each other in a tender, gentle kiss. It was soft, slow and filled with all the promises of what could be.

As they parted, Y/n looked up at him with a shy smile, a flush spreading across her cheeks. "Goodnight, Ryan," she whispered.

"Goodnight, Y/N," he replied, a sparkle in his eye. "Sweet dreams."

With one last lingering look, Y/n turned and walked into her house, her heart beating wildly in her chest. For a moment, she wondered if she had made the right choice but she knew that this was just the beginning of something truly special.

#ryan dunn #jackass #bam margera #fluffy #Random hero #mtv #2000's

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web-spinning · 2 years

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I’ve seen your mid-teens request and demon request from others. I’ve read the demon request for some reason as piggyback ride and why not combine:

Scout with mid-teen reader (could be 16) (platonic) who asks him for a piggyback ride? (I’m smaller than him lol, like 5,3”?)

A /N- Anon you are...A GENIUS.

Scout giving a mid-teen reader a piggyback ride

TW. Slight wounds mentions.

- Dang, dang it...Awh, crap.- You muttered out, tightening the grip you had on your right leg. Some blood came out from the scar, which was bigger than you'd expect it to be. It was quite painful, especially that some sand had already made it's way into the wound.

- Ey, you okay?- You heard from behind you, as Scout came to a harsh stop next to the tree you just fell from.- Oh, that...that looks nasty.

He moved towards you and crouched down, observing the wound.

- Yeah, that is...uhm...the doc is ought to look at that. C'mon pal, let's go.- He said, standing up. You looked at him, with pain clearly showing all over your face.

- I don't think I can walk in this condition...

- It's just a scratch, wuss. I walked with a broken bone before, it ain't nothin'. - Scout chuckled, looking at your face.

- It hurts!- You exclaimed, letting go of the wound.

- Okay, okay...listen, I have an idea.- He said, scratching the back of his neck.- You might not like it...

- What is it?- Asking tiredly, you rested your head on the tree behind you.

- I can carry you to the base.- He offered. At this point, you just looked at him dumbfounded.

- Scout...i'm sorry, but I doubt you can carry anything that weights more than your gun.- You said, giving him a small smile.

Jeremy just narrowed his eyebrows at you.

- 'course I can! Wanna see?- He bit out playfully.

- I guess trying won't hurt.- You replied.

Scout moved out, and slowly crouched, his back towards you.

- Okay, you hold on...- He began. You carefully put both your hands around his neck. Not smoothly, but he delicately raised himself up to catch your legs. At some point you just hanged there, until he moved his hands to stabilize your legs over his palms. You were surprised he can even carry you-you aren't exactly a five year old.

- Ey, you're heavy...- He chuckled, finally taking in a breath and moving forwards.

- Perhaps you're just infirm.- You replied, trying your best to keep your arms steady.

- Watch it, youngster.- Scout said, frisky, and you both fell silent again, as he walked.

- What were you doin' on a tree in the first place?- He asked, breaking the silence.

- Well, uhm...you know...being on the base at all times is just boring. I wanted to have some fun.- You explained. The man weezed lightly as he steadied you on his back again.

- Bozo...- He whispered under breath.- Ya know, when I was your age, my brothers used to carry me like this a lot.

- Oh?- You insisted, curious to hear more.

- Ma couldn't always take care of us all. I was a little weasel, a'ight? And would always follow my brothers around, and annoy them...- Scout started, wandering off in his thoughts.- Once, they got into a fight with some yuppies. I tried helpin', and ended up with a broken nose. They had to carry me back home on their backs...

He stopped to stand still, taking in a few breaths.

- I got so scolded I started crying! But they weren't really mad, y'know? Just concerned...- He said as he began walking again.

- You miss them, don't you?- You asked. Looking before the two of you, you noticed the base growing in closer with each step Scout took.

- Yeah. I will have to call one of 'em once we're back at the digs.- Jeremy stated as he kept on walking.

As the base became practically in reach, you sighed.

- You know...That was kinda fun.- You said to the man, smiling lightly.

- Told ya' I am strong enough to carry you.- He replied. You could clearly hear in his voice that he was proud of himself.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 x reader platonic #tf2 fanfiction #tf2 scout #tf2 scout x reader #requests open

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remusmainhoe · 2 years

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“Don’t be a wuss” James whined

“Then you drink it” Sirius retorted holding the poly juice up to Sirius, who pushed it back to James.

“Think about it, you can act like y/n and not only get that git Lockhart to leave her alone, but you can talk me up to Evans, and maybe find out who y/n likes,” James said.

Sirius quickly drank the potion like a shot, leaving James smiling.

the boys watched as Sirius slowly transformed into y/n, leaving his clothes to sag on his body. James hurried to the mirror to see how he looked now.

“This feels weird,” he said, with a hint of surprise as your voice came out.

“We gotta act fast before this wears off” James stated, “y/n is planning to skip dinner tonight to help Peter with transfiguration so it's the perfect time to do this.”

“This is a bad idea” Remus sighed.

“too bad moony, you're in too deep,” James answered with a pat on Remus's back.

Sirius changed into some clothes they took from your dorm, and made their way to the main hall. Sirius went to the Ravenclaw table since it wasn't a formal meal. Lockhart turned with a smile fooled that it was you.

“sup” Sirius said sitting down.

“What a pleasant surprise,” Lockhart said with a smile that made Sirius's insides internally vomit lunch.

“yeah, I'm just starving,” Sirius said grabbing piles of food, making sure they would all leave his mouth smelling, in case Lockhart had any thoughts in mind for later.

“yeah, you know how to eat” Lockhart commented.

“That's not a very nice thing to say to a girl” Sirius retorted specks of food spitting out of his mouth.

“Well, I just-” he tried to say something before he was interrupted by Sirius.

“I'm just ravenous after that quidditch practice, gotta shower after this, been so busy I forgot for 3 days,” Sirius said, taking a sniff from his armpit, “oof, yeah smell that,” he said pointing his armpit at Lockhart.

“no… it smells lovely” he answered.

damn, this is gonna be harder than I thought, Sirius thought.

“so what do you like to do in your free time? I see you reading most of the time” Lockhart continued.

“I like going to the forbidden forest, I got this big black dog snuffles there that I met” Sirius tried, “yeah he gets pretty aggressive, especially with other guys I meet”

lock harts eyes widened slightly in alarm, “shouldn't you let the professors know?”

“no, it's like snuffles know when someone snitches and he hunts them down” Sirius answered, “you know kacy?”

“no”

“Exactly” Sirius stated with a dead stare.

“well I just- I gotta go, I forgot I had a- thing,” Lockhart said.

Sirius hurried back to the Gryffindor table sitting in y/n usual seat next to lily, who didn't give Sirius his usual welcome.

“Hey, I thought you were tutoring Peter,” lily said.

“yeah, finished earlier” Sirius answered “was thinking of hanging out with the guys later”

“I don't know how you can put up with the lot, especially James” lily said.

“he's not that bad, pretty fun hang out with actually,” Sirius said.

“ok ok, ill drop it if you won't lecture me again with the whole James is a good guy speech. just because you like Sirius, doesn't mean I gotta like James” lily said.

“she-” Sirius began.

“I know, you don't like him like that, but you and I know the obvious truth y/n” lily continued, “I see the way you are with him, you told me so once, sure you were drunk but still”

Sirius was left speechless, but he didn't have to say anything before lily started to stare at his hair.

“did you dye your hair darker?” she asked.

the poly juice was wearing off, and fast.

“I'm pretty tired, see ya in the dorm,” he said rushing out.

#sirius #sirius black #harry potter #marauders #padfoot #remus #sirius x reader #marauders fanfiction #james potter #harry potter marauders #hogwarts

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dont-f-with-moogles · 4 months

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How are you, Terra Darling? 💜

I'm here for the Bingo Stray Dogs with my baby Atsushi 💜

Everyone is just so mean about Atsushi, smh. Mostly those who complain on Crunchyroll that he’s too much of a wuss or isn’t deserving of being the series’ protagonist. Way to feed into his inferiority complex guys. Tch. He’s a work in progress, ya know. Who are you, the orphanage headmaster? (Sure, that flashback got annoying after the 20th time and it did evaporate my sympathy somewhat).

Still, whether Atsushi is cringing at his own ability to leap to action or yowling in a pool of his own blood whilst Akutagawa coughs impassively into his hand - our Tiger Boy always comes up trumps in the end 🐯

#saw what you did there Val 😉#atsushi nakajima #replies

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thegayfromrulid · 2 years

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Since you're mood for writing...

SAO gang x reader in a spooky event!

The gang must survive the haunted house as they prepare for a challenge. Will the gang survive the night, or they'll forever lost from the headless knight, The Hallow Echo

I apologize for the wait! I'm wrapping up a really big paper this October, but I wanted to get this one done before Halloween! I hope that you enjoy! Link to AO3 version below, and Tumblr version below the cut!

AO3 Link: The Hallow Echo

“I-I don’t know if I can do this any longer!”

“I-It’ll be fine! Just a b-bit longer, guys!”

“A-are you sure?”

“Kyaaaaaaa! Something touched me! Something touched meeee!”

“You’re fine! Just bear with it! You’re fi–aaaagh!”

Perhaps, at this moment, you’re wondering how it got to this point. All of your friends are trying their best to find one another in the pitch-black space while also keeping their guard up; this certainly wasn’t how the morning started. In fact, it had been a normal Saturday morning of just lying around in bed until a very excited text game through the group chat.

Kirito: guys! theres a horror event happening tonight!

Lis: waaah Kirito why did u wake me up for this

Kirito: we should totally do it!

Asuna: Kirito-kun, you *know* I don’t like this sort of thing…

Silica: im not scared!!!! i have pina! <3

Lis: ofc u would say that Silica

Silica: ;-;

(Y/N): ig im down. what time?

Klein: yeah, deets kiri-bro!

Sinon: wth are we all yelling about @ 10 on a Saturday???

Silica: spooky event…

Kirito: starts 10pm and runs til bout midnight. meet at the house in 22 @ thirty til?

Asuna: Kirito-kun! Come on!

Sinon: you don’t have to join, Asuna

Lis: ofc she does!!! dont wuss out Asuna heh

(Y/N): haha yeah, ill be on. see ya then.

Since Kirito had been a bit sparse with the details, you did yourself the favor of looking up what he meant. Alfheim Online was hosting a single-day event for Halloween that took place on a special map. Players could enter the space in groups to take on the challenge, giving each group their own scrambled map. There was no chance they’d run into any other groups during the challenge, so it wasn’t a fight for a single prize. Basically, it was a haunted mansion that was being disturbed by a field boss-level enemy called The Hallow Echo. No description was provided about what this mysterious boss looked like, but players would enter the house and be trapped inside of it for the duration of the event. They had two options for completion: survive the time limit without dying (flight) or defeat The Hallow Echo and escape (fight). The rewards were different for the two completion styles, with defeating the boss as having more desirable prizes.

The intensity of the quest mentioned that it was somewhere between medium to very hard depending on the overall stats of the party that entered and whether they chose fight or flight. It was designed in a way that ensured that the players who chose simply to play the evasion game could still get something out of it, even if higher level players wanted to challenge the difficult boss monster and reap the rewards of a battle well fought. You assume that the group will likely be trying to defeat the boss monster; if Kirito suggested it, then there’s definitely a cool prize he wants from the rewards. It’s an exciting event to look forward to.

At a little before 9:30 PM that evening, you log onto ALO and confirm that you’re in the log cabin. You typically log out there, but every so often, during a big quest you can’t be peeled away from, you’ll stay at an inn in the closest town over night so that you can get back to it faster. You’re relieved to find that you did, in fact, log out from within the cabin. Kirito appears to have already beat you there. He holds up his hand for a high-five. You grin and give him one.

“Glad you could make it, (y/n)!” he says.

You let him know that you’re excited to start the quest. It’s been a while since something big has happened that everyone could show up for. The others start appearing, the chatter in the little player home increasing until the last member, Agil, shows up. He had to wrap up some things at his café and bar before logging on, but the gang is finally all here. Asuna opens up a map with an uneasy look on her face and shows everyone where the haunted house appeared. Everyone checks their inventory to make sure they have enough potions, and then you’re off.

The haunted house itself it about a ten-minute flight from the cabin. It doesn’t take long for everyone to get there, and a small crowd of players has already started to gather around it. There’s a timer display in front of it, counting down to when the event will start. A few people are trying to shove their way to the front, but you know there’s no reason to do this. After all, every team will get their own map separate from the others. There’s no limit on how many people can enter at once; if that were so, they’d have to make more than one version of the house. The exterior is dark and gloomy, and the weather around it seems to have turned from a clear, moonlit night into a stormy one, with flashes of lightning cracking close enough to the top of the house that it might sound rather alarming from the inside.

“Ohhh, this is gonna be so good!” Lisbeth exclaims.

Asuna awkwardly chuckles.

“You don’t think there are any astral-type monsters in there, do you?” she mutters.

Kirito reaches down and grasps her hand, giving her a soft look.

“I’ll make sure they don’t come after you,” he says.

Sinon rolls her eyes.

“Get a room, you two,” she says.

Lisbeth laughs and smacks Asuna on the back.

“We’ll be fine!” she says.

The timer finally hits zero, and players all dash forward to enter the haunted house. Each party is sent into a separate map, so there’s no worry if some members are faster than the others. They’ll all end up in the same map as long as they’re registered in the same party. The speedier members of your party arrive first, so when you enter the space, Kirito, Asuna, and Leafa are already taking a look around the dimly lit hallways. Sinon trails in right on your tail. Lisbeth practically pushes Silica into the space, and Agil and Klein trot in behind her. Alice, for some reason, is bringing up the rear, her hand perched on the pommel of her sword as if expecting something to attack the group from behind. An NPC appears out of the shadows when there’s been about thirty seconds of no new entries to the space.

This NPC is an elderly woman with spindly grey hair sticking out of a tightly wrapped bun. She’s wearing clothing that you would expect to see the proprietress of a traditional Japanese inn wearing, which seems a bit out of place for the fairy world setting. It isn’t quite accurate, though; the cut of the fabric is wrong for a kimono or yukata, making it more of what one would imagine a quick, from-memory sketch of Japanese traditional clothing looked like from someone who’d seen it perhaps once. The designs on her dress also could be European in nature. Its coloring is either a dim blue or a grey, but it’s hard to tell in the low lighting. She bows at you all, and Kirito walks up to her. She starts to talk as soon as he initiates with a “hello.”

“Weary travelers, I’m afraid that this abode isn’t the friendly stay that it used to be,” the NPC says. “For years, I offered beds to those traveling across Alfheim, and I fed my tenants enough to fill their bellies for the road ahead they had to travel. As of late, however, there’s a disturbance in this house that keeps me from keeping adventurers overnight, so I’m afraid I can’t arrange beds for you this evening.”

It was a natural enough way to start a quest. Kirito prompts her for more.

“What kind of a disturbance?” he asks. “Is there any way we can help you out?” The old woman scrunches up her forehead and sighs.

“There’s something haunting my home,” she laments. “It’s too much to ask of you, but if you would be willing to check it out for me, I’d be willing to pay you quite handsomely if you can get rid of it.”

A quest menu popped up in front of Kirito. He clicks the button to accept the quest, and then a darkened map appears in the corner of your vision. It seems like the map needs you to walk around in order to see the pathways. You suggest splitting the group in half. Everyone else agrees that this is a good plan, since the goal of the party is to locate The Hallow Echo and defeat him. You go with Kirito, Asuna, Silica, and Lisbeth. The other group of Sinon, Agil, Klein, Leafa, and Alice goes to the left, while you all go to the right. Along the path, there are smaller monsters that don’t take too much work to defeat as a team.

But things change when the lights all go out.

An echoing, guttural voice laughs in the halls. You can’t tell from which direction it’s coming; it’s all-encompassing. A light flickers in front of you for a moment as Kirito, you think, holds up a torch. In that moment, you lay eyes on its form—The Hallow Echo, a knight decorated in a dark armor that soaks up the blackness around it, with a sword hovering dangerously close to your own neck that is dripping with something wet and thick. A lone detail stands out in the center of the light; a gaping, dark hole sits where the knight’s head should be. As soon as you note this, Kirito’s torch is extinguished with a sizzle and a hiss, as if something licked its fingers and pressed them against the tip to put it out. The group lets out a collective scream, and they all leap backwards to avoid possibly getting hit by the knight’s weapon.

“Was that it?!” Lisbeth shouts.

Metal clangs against something solid in the dark, most likely the wall.

“That’s DEFINITELY it!” Kirito shouts back.

A yelp comes from your left. It sounded like Silica.

“Headless…why did it have to be headless?” Asuna mutters.

“How the hell are we supposed to defeat that thing in the dark?” Lisbeth asks.

Another clang slams down. It sounds like it hit the floor this time. Silica shrieks and you hear her jump up to her feet and start running. She winds up bumping into you.

“S-sorry, (y/n)!” she stammered.

You tell her it’s all right and give her a gentle pat on the head. The same echoing laugh as before greets you again, still feeling as though it’s all around you.

“Listen to the sound of its footsteps!” Asuna cries out. “When it’s close enough, attack it! If you hear it stop for too long, then it’s getting ready to use one of its attacks. Jump back if you hear no footsteps for more than six seconds!”

Despite her fear of the ghastly, Asuna takes full charge of the fight immediately. Her prowess as a leader always comes out in situations like this. Her methods work well for a bit, and as the group fights, you run into the others, who join in on Asuna’s strategy. Everything seems to be working well, up until you see The Hallow Echo’s HP fall into the last bar. Suddenly, his footsteps vanish all together, and his echoing laugh zooms around as if he’s floating through the air around you.

Suddenly the battle changes from a physical one to a true test of courage. You can feel things making grabs at your body in the dark. Touching the walls often renders a slimy, unpleasant texture. More than just the one laugh surrounds you; other voices echo in the halls, and sounds of chittering or scurrying accompany it. Now in an astral form, The Hallow Echo flies around you and sometimes through you, sending a cold chill inside of the space he passes through.

“I-I don’t know if I can do this any longer!” Asuna finally wails.

There’s a grunt from Kirito as he swings at the specter flying past him. You can hear a metal “clink!” as his sword hits the core inside of the ghastly figure.

“I-It’ll be fine! Just a b-bit longer, guys!” he reassures you all, though the words were most likely directed at Asuna more than anyone else.

“A-are you sure?” she stammers back.

Another thud comes from behind you.

“Kyaaaaaaa! Something touched me! Something touched meeee!” Silica cries.

Someone else hits the core.

“You’re fine!” Leafa cries. “Just bear with it! You’re fi–aaaagh!”

An arrow whizzes past your ear and hits The Hallow Echo’s core. The light from the arrow gives you enough space to swing at it. Your sword connects with the core inside, and this time, instead of just hitting it, it slices through it with a sound like glass shattering into hundreds of tiny pieces. White light bursts from the spot, and everyone can see The Hallow Echo in his full form once more as he dissipates into a black mist and gets swallowed up by the center of the light where the core burst. Everything is pitch black for a moment, and then the hallways light up with the same dim candles that you’d first seen when entering the haunted house. Right on cue, the elderly NPC walks up with her hands clasped together.

“Oh, thank you!” she cries. “How ever can I thank you for taking care of that monster for me?”

Kirito lets out a strained laugh.

“I-It’s our pleasure,” he says.

A few of the group members chuckle at his statement. The NPC waves her hands and points them at the group.

“Will this be enough?” she asks.

You all get a dialogue box showing you the quest rewards for beating The Hallow Echo. The prizes, as mentioned in the notice for the event, are quite handsome. A large sum of yrd is given, as well as some crystals that are useful in smithing. Everyone receives a weapon in their specific class that has quite high stats. Some rare potions are present as well. As you all leave the haunted house, high-fives are shared for a job well done.

As you log off for the night, you know you can rest well, as The Hallow Echo has been defeated, and the limited time quest didn’t escape your grasp.

Well, that is, unless he returns for revenge next year…

#fanfic requests #one shot #sword art online #sao #kirito #asuna #leafa #sinon #silica #lisbeth #agil #klein #alice synthesis 30 #aj_linguistik #sao fanfic #reader insert

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cherishcherubi · 10 months

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Offscreen post: Shalour Airport.

Callisto stands in the middle of Shalour Airport, arms sternly crossed. The green-haired Skull Grunt rapidly approaches her.

"HEEREYYYY GIRRRR-"

"What the fuck are you doing?"

Iolana skids to a stop.

"Whadya' mean the fuck am I doin'? You're sposed' ta be HAPPY ta see me, bitch!"

"Iolana, you- Do you know how busy I am right now? I can't just put you up without any warning. And why the hell would you text me to come to the airport from a new number? What was your game plan if I didn't show?"

"Wh- okay, wow, bitch, first off, MY phone died. I texted ya from Paulie's phone."

She gestures behind her, and almost on queue, two more Skulls round the corner. The one in front, a tired looking older man (well, for Skull standards) with purple hair, approaches her. He seems to be pulling around everyones luggage.

"I told you this was a stupid idea, Lana. Also, if she told you my name is Paulie, it's not. My names fucking Jason."

The second Skull finally catches up to the group, seemingly oblivious to the argument. In fact, the Egg she's holding seems to be more aware than her.

"Jason, you can't just abandon your kid like that!"

She lifts the Egg, indicating that it is the said child.

"Look how said they a- oh shit the girls are fighting? Mmm. Okay, no, I'm gonna go buy a 25$ slice of pizza."

The blue-haired grunt exits as swiftly as she enters. Callisto sighs, placing her head in her hands.

"And I certainly can't house THREE of you. And an Egg. And all your Pokémon..."

"What? C'mon, Calli! I'm smarter than that, girl! We're gonna be livin' in that old ass hotel!"

"Living??? You're moving here??? Iolana, you don't even SPEAK Kalosian. Also, that hotel is extremely haunted."

"Awww Calli, I can handle a couplea' Ghost t-"

"Sorry. Haunted?? Ghost types???"

"Shut the fuck up Paulie, ya wuss. Skull's Kalos branch needsa' place ta stay, and were pretty fuckin' used to creepy crawlies and decrepit conditions, so I think were capable of handlin' it. I'm just tryna get a ride there from you, ya asshat!"

Callisto simply sighs again. She's 6'4" in these shoes and towers above the fairly petite Grunt... or, is she a leader now? Either way, that fact doesn't seem to be intimidating her in the slightest. Callisto is silent, seemingly deciding if it's worth her time to try and change their minds.

"Arc above... I don't have a car, Iolana. I got a taxi. People don't drive here... Hell, they don't drive in Alola either! Why would you assume I... Fuck. Fine. I'll show you where the hotel is tomorrow. But tonight, you're either shelling out for a hotel or sleeping here."

The taller woman then abruptly turns and leaves.

"Wh- HEY! GET BACK HERE, BITCH!"

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pkmn rp #pokemon rp

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underhanded-lamb · 11 months

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What's up art demons, it's me

ya boi

Y'all I can't tell you how many times I said I'd join Art Fight just to wuss out, this year I'm making the jump and just doing it because cringe is dead live your dreams kids.

I included a little brief description of of my OC's in their Art Fight profiles so you can get more context (except Mede just know they are a bastard)

come fight me nerds

#art fight #art fight 2023 #team vampire #lambs art #FUCK IT WAS SO HARD TO GET ALL OF THESE CLEAN AND POSTED BEFORE JULY 1st #Chronic illness sucks #But we did it bruh #If anyone JUST HAPPENED to think they adding my mageAU Sun and Moon to my roster I WOULD HOPE THEYD TELL ME #BECAUSE I TOTALLY WOULD IF THERE WAS AN INTEREST

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bkghq · 2 years

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match-up no.3 for @yuubabe

I match you up with hange zoe ! ! !

𐐪♡︎₊˚ meet cute ! baby sitting a 10 year couldn't that difficult right? wrong.

your were baby sitting your 10 year old cousin who was nothing but a nightmare to be with, truly a demonic child if you'd say. he was satan himself in form of a child, forcing you to play with him or he 'will cry and tell mom' and ofcourse you wouldn’t want that now would you.

you were playing football with him in the backyard him being a little wuss and not accepting that he clearly lost when you kicked the ball in his goal.

"NO! do it again! i wasn't ready!" your cousin weeped for the millionth time angering you further. this was it you thought you're gonna kick the ball so hard that it hits his fucking head and then you'd call it a accident win win!

you exhaled ready to kick this little grench's ass, u swung your leg with as much force as you could whilst you closed your eyes.

"ow!" gotchu, you thought.

upon opening your eyes a second later you were met with the sight of you cousin mouth wide open and eyes sized that of a saucer. and the ball, oh the fucking ball it was right there staring at you as if saying you 'take that shit head' and the slipper on your left foot out of sight.

oh? so the ball hadn't hit him? it was your slipper? and it'd hit a stranger — you turned around to apologise to the person ready to get yelled at — only to be met with the sight of the prettiest person you'd ever laid eyes on.

"hello i'm hange zoe, i assume this is your?" the person who was the unfortunate victim of your slipper aftermath said, holding your slipper in their hand and waving it.

holy fucking shit. you were doomed.

𐐪♡︎₊˚ relationship drabble ! hange was going out for some business trip and you weren't happy at all about it, ofcourse it was important and they couldn’t miss it but was it really necessary to leave for a week ?!

pouting you made your way to your guys' shared bedroom where they were doing some final checking to see if they'd packed everything.

"i know you're standing there love come inside!" they said enthusiastically as if they're not leaving for a week in an hour.

however, you couldn’t be mad at them, so you reluctantly made your way towards them a pout permanently tattooed on your face, "i'll miss you love." they said as they lifted up your face by the chin and gave u a peck on your lips.

"i'll miss you too hange." you said tearfully not trying to break into a fit of tears right then and there.

hange ofcourse noticed the shift in you mood and leaned their head against you while caging you in their arms and giving you a tight hug.

"it's just a week it'll be over before you'll know yeah? and i'll call ya every moment i get how about that love?" you responded with a meek 'yeah' because hange were quite literally suffocating you with the strong hug.

"—han-ge i cant—" they happen to take notice of how you couldn't really breathe with how tightly they were hugging you, so they instantly let you go and placed a kiss on your forehead and mumbled a 'sorry'.

yeah you were definitely gonna miss them and their life threatening hugs.

#𑊡˚+ arya's 500 followers celebration !

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lightningblade1994-blog · 2 years

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Sonic the Hedgehog/Homestar Runner Parody #01.5 (For KatarinaTheCat)

Tails: Alright, Sonic. Are you ready? Rock, Paper, Scissors. Shoot! Ha, "Paper". Take that!

Sonic: Yea, I got "Scissors". Scissors cuts Paper. I WIN.

Tails: Ok, Fine. I believe you. One more round. Here we go. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Shoot! "Rock"!

Sonic: Yup, that's "Rock". I got Rock again.

Tails: What do you mean "You have Rock again"? You've got rock like last-- Y'know what? I'm done playing your game, Sonic. You CHEAT.

Sonic: Ah, ya BIG WUSS.

Tails: We'll see about that. I just signed us up to the "Strongest Critter in the World" Contest and then we'll see who's the BIGGER wuss here!

Sonic: A Strongest Critter in the World Contest? {pan to a closeup of Sonic} Oh, Lil' Buddy, you know I'm all over it.

{Pan to the gymnasium, where Sonic and Tails are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from montage is playing in the background.}

Sonic: Extra-size, Tails! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce! That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!

{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Sonic and Tails jump up and high five each other.}

{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Sonic and Tails are walking to the right.}

Sonic: Man, Tails, I feel great! I feel fresh as a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty stringiest man in the world contests!

{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Nack the Weasel and Bomb are waiting.}

Nack: Oh, look, Bomb! If it isn't the little, fragile runt of the litter and the blue menace himself!

Sonic: {closeup of Sonic} Hey! {normal view} W— wait. {closer closeup of Homestar} Hey! {normal view} You— wait. {another closeup} Hey! {normal view} Wait—

Nack: Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are not very strong!

Tails: Those are pretty "strong" words coming from a Weasel!

{Nack reacts in surprise.}

Sonic: Whoa, Lil' Buddy! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?

Nack: Come on, The Bomb. We'd better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. {exits with Bomn}

Sonic: {looking determined} Come on, Tails! Let's go get Nack's autograph!

{Tails gives Sonic an annoyed look, but Sonic doesn't notice.}

Sonic: I hear there's a pretty big line building up.

{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Critter In The World Contest".}

Omochao: {voiceover over microphone} Ladies and gentlemen, you can not be ready for the {pan down to show Omochao} Strongest Critter in the World Contest!

{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}

Omochao: Let's meet our smokin' hot new contestants!

{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Bark the Polar Bear and disco lights in the background.}

Omochao: Hailing from the middle of the road, the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's {spotlight turns on} Bark the Polar Bear!

{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "Bark the Polar Beat" scrolls to the right. Bark strikes an action pose. Cut back to Omochao.}

Omochao: And next, our returning champion, the walking—

{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with Mecha Sonic in silhouette.}

Omochao: —metal robot... Mecha Sonic!

{A spotlight shines on Mecha Sonic and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "Mecha Sonic" appears while Mecha Sonic holds a waving pose. Cut back to Omochao.}

THE ANNOUNCER: And from a land far way, the pyromaniac himself:

{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Bean the Dynamite in silhouette.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Bean the Dynamite!

{A brown background of beans pans in, and "Bean the Dynamite" appears while Bean strikes an action pose.}

THE ANNOUNCER: And...

{Cut to silhouettes of Miles "Tails" Prower, Nack the Weasel, and Sonic the Hedgehog, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}

Omochao: {quickly} Tails-Nack-and-Sonic.

{Sonic looks surprised. Cut back to Omochao. The scene is bright again.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Vex! Hit me with da rules!

{Pan up to Vector the Crocodile riding his ATV. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}

Vector: {in a Bronx accent} All right, ya maggots, listen up smart. I start you each off with like fourty bricks.

{A pile of bricks takes the place of the floating scroll.}

Vector: Then I adds one at a time.

{A brick appears above the pile.}

Vector: The lad what holds the most bricks—

{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the bricks.}

Vector: —wins this gold bowl.

Sonic: {from offscreen; sounds impressed} Dang, Tails, you see that golbol? {zooms in on "golbol"} That's a nice golbol.

Omochao: Let's get this over with!

Vector: Allzy oop. {tosses a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}

Bark: {speaking monotone} Okay. This is going really well.

{The pile of grapes crushes Bark.}

Bark: Oh.

{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}

Omochao: {voiceover} Down goes Bark!

Vector: Ka-bu op! {pings a single grape over each contestant}

{Cut to Bean, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}

Bean: Oh, by golly. I'm in a heap of trouble!

{The pile falls on Bean, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!!!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins. He sticks his arm out of the Bricks.}

Bean: I Live!

{Cut to Nack and Bomb, with Tails in the background.}

Nack: Hey, Bomb—

Bomb: PING?

Nack: —I hear our friend mecha Sonic is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplugged?

Bomb: {affirmative pings, salutes}

{bomb slides to the feet of Mecha Sonic, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}

Bomb: {ping noises} {looks around, unplugs Mecha Sonic's cord, and slides away} {pnig noises}

{Cut to Mecha Sonic, who shuts down and drops the pile of Bricks. General sad "aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of Mecha Sonic disappear slowly.}

{Cut to Sonic,}

Sonic: {looks around} Did nobody just see that?! Omochao? Tails? Vex?

{Cut to Vector and Omochao, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}

Vector: Will al due honesty, Blockhead Bill gave me the golbol to my aunt in 1987.

Omochao: Really quite an impressive bowl.

Sonic: {off screen} Hellooo?

Vector: Oh. Right.

{Cut to Tails, Nack, and Sonic.}

Vector: Crazy eights! tosses another brick on top of everyone}

{Nack begins to lose his grip on the Bricks.}

Nack: Bomb? Big help here! Big help!

Bomb: {rushes over} {pings}

Nack: Okay... even it out there on the south side.

Bomb: {pings}

Nack: Jump her up.

{Cut to Sonic.}

Sonic: All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (1) put down my bricks, and (2) uncover that cheat! {places brick down; walks over to Nack and Bomb} Could I just borrow this a second? {grabs Bomb}

Bomb: {surprised pings}

{Sonic kicks Bomb about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen; causing Bomb to explode in mid-air.}

Nack: {wobbling, melodramatically} MOMMAAA!!

{Nack drops a couple of bricks, then the entire pile crushes him. The action-pose scene appears, this time with a Pile of Bricks background, "Plunk! Goes the Weasel", and Nack under his pile of Bricks.}

{Cut to Tails}

Omochao: {voiceover} Miles Prower wins!

{Tails winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Sonic}

Sonic: Wait, what?!

{Cut to Nack, still buried.}

Nack: Ohh... These bricks are succulently crushing my insides... Ooh, but their gems are priceless! {The pile of bricks begins to collapse as Nack starts chiseling away}

{Cut to Sonic and Tails holding the golbol.}

Sonic: Hey, Tails. Why don't I take this one? y'know, for keeps? You've been holding those bricks all day, Let me have a go at it!

Tails: {pulls the golbol back a bit} No, Sonic. It's QUITE alright. I DID win this golbol fair & square. So, I'll take this!

Sonic: No, really. Just head back to the workshop, I'll take it from here. No Worries.

Tails: No, No, No. No Problem. Just let me carry this back. This is my golbol.

Sonic: Let me take it. You owe me one, Tails.

Tails: Listen, do I take your Lightspeed Dash Shoes from you? Do I?

Sonic: No.

Tails: Then believe me when I say I've won this golbol fair & square.

Sonic: Fine, Then. You WIN. The Lil' Buddy gets the golbol. Now check out our victory dance! WAY PAST COOL!

THE END

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Published: 06/04/22

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUsClFD8ZMg

(C)SEGA/Sonic Team

#sonic the hedgehog #fan works #katarinathecat #homestar runner #parody #Miles Tails Prower #Nack the Weasel #Bean The Dynamite #bark the polar bear #omochao #mecha sonic #vector the crocodile #commissioned works

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mhb-oficial · 6 months

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🇺🇸 Mandatory intro post 🇺🇸

I don't know who would bother reading any of this or if it'll reach anybody out here, but I bid welcome to all who stumbled upon this small and tragic corner of social media.

I'm an aspiring writer who simply wants to do what I like and make the most of it with whatever time I'm given. Reading stories and writing them have always been the one true joy of my life from the second I was brought into the world. I'd also really get into gaming and a good deal of other stuff later on, but I didn't forget at all about my fixation on storytelling, how much I like to write and watch stories, whether it's a book or another medium such as movies or games. This has always stuck with me ever since I had use of my hands, and now that I'm a so-called novelist, I can at long last turn the thoughts and ideas that have been stored in my mind into whatever I believe they should be written as, be it short tales or full-on novels.

I'm also not afraid of speaking my mind about what's going on with my life, or in my town, or even my home cuntry in general, so if you're one of those sensitive folks who are easily offended, then yeah, this blog of mine is simply not for you. I'm not the kind of person who sugarcoats everything like a habitual wuss about certain topics that some are too nervous or too polite to deal with directly. There's just some things that must be said as soon as possible, regardless of who winds up insulted or hurt or angry upon hearing/reading them, whether or not the words spoken were addressed to them or somebody else, and if it's the right time or not to talk about them given the ever-changing circumstances around us.

With all that said, I hope the four or five people who'll likely stumble upon the blog by mistake or out of boredom find my presence to be tolerable at the very least, and I'll do my best to post on a frequent basis. Just don't be surprised if I go quiet without warning. Everyone without exception has lives, and we can have our hands full with issues that require our attention and various commitments, as well as other events that causes us to not have enough time to do what we want. It's the same for me, so I wish to focus from time to time on what's going on in my life instead of leaving it all half-done for too long.

Well then, all I have left to say is thank you so much for taking your time reading this long and useless intro, and please look forward to my shitty works. Sign off!

🇲🇽 Introducción obligatoria 🇲🇽

No sé quién se tomaría la molestia de leer todo esto o si todos podrán verlo, pero les doy la bienvenida a éste rinconcito trágico de medio social.

Soy un aspirante a escritor quien sólo quiere hacer lo que me gusta y aprovecharlo lo más que se pueda con el tiempo que me queda. Leer y escribir historias siempre fue el verdadero placer de mi vida desde el momento que llegué a este mundo. Luego también estaría bien metido en lo que son los videojuegos y otras cosas, pero en ningún momento olvidé mi fijación en la narrativa, lo tanto que me gusta escribir y mirar historias, ya sea de un libro o de cualquier otro medio como películas o juegos. Eso siempre se aferró a mí desde que tuve uso de mis manos, y ahora que soy un supuesto novelista, por fin puedo convertir los pensamientos e ideas que guardé en mi mente en lo que sea que deberían ser escritas, ya sea cuentos cortos o novelas completas.

Aparte, puedo dar una opinión franca sobre lo que sucede con mi vida o lo que ocurre en mi ciudad, o mi país natal para variar, así que si eres uno de esos lectores sensibles quienes se ofenden con facilidad, pues este blog simplemente no es para ti. No soy el tipo de persona que habla con pelos en la lengua como un maricón habitual sobre ciertos temas de los cuales algunos son muy nerviosos o muy amables para hablar directamente al respecto. Hay simplemente cosas que deben ser dichas lo antes posible, sin importar quién acabe insultado o herido o enojado al oírlas/leerlas, si las palabras fueron dirigidas a una persona o alguien más, y si es el momento debido o no de hablar dada las circunstancias actuales que nos rodean.

Habiendo dicho todo ésto, ojalá las cuatro o cinco personas que se topen con éste blog por error o por aburrimiento puedan por lo menos tolerar mi presencia, y haré la lucha de postear de manera frecuente. Sólo no se alteren si me quedo callado sin advertencia alguna. Todos tenemos vidas sin excepción, y podemos estar ocupados con asuntos que requieren nuestra atención y con varios compromisos, así como otros eventos que hacen que no tengamos tiempo suficiente para lo que queremos hacer. A mí me pasa lo mismo, así que quiero concentrarme de vez en cuando en lo que suscita en mi vida en vez de dejarlo todo a medias por mucho tiempo.

Pues ya todo lo que me queda por decir es muchísimas gracias por tomar tu tiempo en leer ésta introducción larga e inutil, y por favor esperen con anticipación a mis obras de mierda. ¡Me despido!

🇺🇸 ABOUT ME / SOBRE MÍ 🇲🇽

➡️ Born and currently living close to the border | Nacido y viviendo cerca de la frontera

➡️ Left-handed | Zurdo

➡️ Non-binary (I'd like to be referred to with He/They/Them pronouns) | No-binario (Me gustaría que me refieran con las pronunciaciones Él/Ellos)

➡️ Autistic and easily distracted | Autista y fácilmente distraído

➡️ Multilingual but prefer to speak in English and sometimes Spanish / Multilingue pero prefiero hablar en Inglés y a veces en Español

➡️ Shut-in sometimes | A veces un recluso

➡️ Cannot play well with others | No me llevo bien con otros

🇺🇸 WHAT TO EXPECT EXACTLY 🇺🇸

▶️ Infrequent tips and tricks for other up-and-coming writers starting on the art (How-to guides, what you should/shouldn't do, general advice, etc.)

▶️ Random quotes and inspirational words from different authors and other people of interest (Started at least here on Tumblr, maybe later elsewhere depending on mood)

▶️ Updates and announcements in regards to my current and upcoming works (!!! I WISH TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME ABOUT THEIR PROGRESS !!!)

▶️ Articles and rants of varying length about several topics that catch my attention (Gaming, real world news, local happenings, etc.)

▶️ Will try to make my posts in both English and Spanish, but some will be available in only one language for personal reasons

For non-Spanish language readers:

!!! I HAVE NO INTENTION TO TRANSLATE ANY OF MY WRITINGS TO OTHER LANGUAGES FOR NOW SO DON'T ASK !!!

🇲🇽 QUÉ ESPERAR EXACTAMENTE 🇲🇽

▶️ Tips y trucos infrecuentes para otros escritores primerizos quienes incursionan en el arte (Guías básicas, lo que se debe/no se debe hacer, consejos en general, etc.)

▶️ Citaciones y palabras de inspiración de diferentes autores y otra gente de interés (Empecé al menos aquí en Tumblr, quién sabe luego en otras partes dependiendo de mi humor)

▶️ Noticias y anuncios con respecto a mis obras actuales y futuras (!!! ME GUSTARÍA TOMAR EL TIEMPO QUE SEA NECESARIO, ASÍ QUE NI PREGUNTEN CÓMO ESTOY PROGRESANDO !!!)

▶️ Artículos y columnas de tamaño variable sobre una variedad de temas que llamaron mi atención (Juegos, noticias internacionales, ocurrencias locales, etc.)

▶️ Intentaré postear en Inglés y en Español, pero algunos artículos estarán disponibles en un sólo idioma por razones personales

🇺🇸 WHERE I ALSO DWELL / DONDE TAMBIÉN ESTOY 🇲🇽

🔷 WATTPAD

🔷 X (a.k.a./alías TWITTER)

🔷 INSTAGRAM

🔷 FACEBOOK

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