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madeupoflowers · 2 years

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Your next partner & the connection

(has an 18+ section)❤️‍🔥

❗️You’ve been warned🫡

This is my first 18+ reading so beware of any triggers and please if this isn’t your cup of tea then skip this reading. I know this isn’t for everyone. Most importantly take what resonates. Nothing is forced and set in stone. Free will is and will ALWAYS be in our hands. Remember that, love!

I hope you enjoy. Take care!🖤

Piles 1-2 are top row

Piles 3-4 are bottom row

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Pile 1

The connection: I feel your next partnership will be a little traditional in terms of roles, there will be one person with dominant masucline energy and another with prominent feminine energy though apply based off of your preferences not entirely gender. This person wants to take charge and court you. They don’t appear emotional and seem strict and hardened. I see them being physically larger than you either in height, weight or musculature. I see someone standing over another person. Even if this is someone shorter, they have an aura of being so much larger(lol I heard “when ya girl 5’5 but got a personality that’s 6’5”). This person doesn’t fuck around, they want a real relationship so if you wanted a fling, maybe choose another pile since that is NOT the energy given at all here. The masculine wants to give you the world. Honestly, they may not care if you want to sit pretty I mean they love you either way. Buying anything you desire and cherishing you, such a hot energy. Warning though they are stubborn especially in traditional ways. So this could be someone who wants their partner to stay home while they provide and care which could for many be what causes some conflicts. Also, this person takes their sweet ass time lol. “What’s the rush?” They like to chill and do their thing, no drama here they hate that shit. It will take some time but once you get close their emotional and sweet side will really start to show. I’m gonna be real here, this person gives “Daddy” vibes if you know what I mean yes that can apply to a female its just the energy.

(rider waite: EMP, 4OW, WRLD, 9OP, KNOP, KOC)

Some steamy details(18+): Ooooh yeah they wanna be the dominant and “experienced” partner. They are passionate and may literally wanna get down and dirty in random places. Body worship mainly on the feminine’s part. Like’s you all dressed up and feeling your best. I see them wanting you or sneaking up on you randomly when y’all get back or getting ready to go to a nice event or restaurant. Male or female choosing this pile, this person likes their partner more feminine dressed, backless dresses, spaghetti straps and I see lots of flowers especially flower detail on shirt straps, lace and especially pantyhose/stockings. I am getting for some that this person lowkey likes innocence and making someone turn “freak” if you know where I’m getting at. Corruption type beat here. Not malicious though! Though, here is some tea, the masculine is all dominant and mighty in public yet I feel in private they lowkey want you to kick their ass in bed(IM TOTALLY FUCKING WITH Y’ALL). But seriously, don’t mind you being more crazy and fierce in bed and may be a deep desire of theirs. Remember in the first part of this reading I mentioned them taking time to reveal their vulnerable and sweet side? Well once they do and are safe to be “weaker” around you then they will reveal this submissive desire of theirs. This is funny cause it’s a proven fact that many people in power have secret desires to be dominated by those no one would expect.

(sex magic tarot: KNOC, SUN, 9OS, EMPRSS, 2OP, AOS)

(you got my favorite song and the singer is also the guy in the photo you chose!)

Pile 2

The connection: This person is fast moving and likes to GET SHIT DONE. At times their bossy and rushed nature will step on some toes especially yours. I do thing y’all may bicker especially playfully(so no worries!). I think this relationship will have many bickering arguments that will be made up as quickly as they started. There is a likely chance that the reason why this person is snappy at times and needs things done their way is due to internal issues and trauma even. Other’s might’ve not have truly stood up to this person or their words went on this person’s “deaf” ears. However, I feel that’s gonna change with you. You will be someone that this individual will genuinely feel that they can give some space on the throne for and brings the hope that you won’t leave and cave like everyone else. I know this isn’t a healthy coping or habit but I do feel this person is truly kind but has been forced to grow a hardened and controlling aura due to past pains and disappointments by those they should’ve been able to rely on. I heard “Fuck it I’ll be the person I rely on and rely on ONLY.” It’s sad but I’m glad this person will want you to grow a stable connection and build a foundation that you both can dictate together. Lol.

(rider waite: 8OW, CHRT, 5OW, AOC, 7OP, AOP)

Some steamy details(18+): He/she like’s playful flirting and teasing like the female on the card is grazing the male’s leg under the table. This person likes topping for sure and hugging. Like’s feeling like the strong and protective partner so will literally want to squeeze you when y’all hug or embrace(wink wink). Despite this person’s need for control, I think they will cave to you eventually and want you to snap them in shape. Warning for some of y’all so if this triggers you then don’t accept this specific message because free will is a thing okay? This person could like threesomes or foursomes. Like’s roleplaying. Gets off on the outside world not knowing what crazy stuff goes on behind closed doors. May not want you too revealing or talking about y’all’s bedroom life since they like the mystery. This sound’s so Scorpio esque like Scorpio venus and mars specifically. Like’s low cut tops but nothing else too revealing. I keep seeing a person in an emerald colored long sleeved, low cut top with a black headband which frames their long brown hair perfectly. Very specific message but I see someone here who fits the description, really turning on their partner with that look. Take what resonates. Sorry if I couldn’t get too many juicy details, I truly feel this person wants to conceal that energy which makes sense if they want their sexual life a mystery to outsiders, except you and them.

(sexual magic tarot: 2OW, 6OS, AOC, QOP, WHEEL, HP)

Pile 3

The connection: They are guarded especially energetically and I feel they have every right to be. This person was taken advantage of financially or had their kindness taken for weakness. Maybe they bought people nice things or lent money to help. Leaving them with nothing. Now they want to conceal themselves from being read energetically too since if say they have money or fame, you won’t know until they let you know. I feel anything grand or gifted about them will be hidden at least in the beginning. Anyways, this person will scope you out and once they see the potential of something good then they will take the risk towards you. I feel this person isn’t very extroverted or experimental or at first. Very cautious of new chances and may feel it’s too good to be true due to past disappointments so you may have to get them out of their shell a bit. Be aware he/she is prone to falling into stagnant energy and unhealthy habits or forms of escapism. They may kind of fall into codependent relationships and it’s possible you could be their “savior” in some way. Sorry if this since this isn’t exactly what many want to hear but remember a lot of this person’s energy is being hidden and protected so this is literally just the tip of the iceberg, I’m sure they have a good heart, simply are victims of a painful event or situation that did them horrible and dirty. They are still healing when you both start getting together.

(rider waite: HP, 9OW, POP, AOW, 4OC, DVL)

Some steamy details(18+): They lean a bit towards the submissive side in bed. Really enjoy seeing you confident and feeling happy, to them you shine. I see a lot of you feminine’s are more on the dominant side anyways. Foot fetishes or like’s to do it with heels/nice shoes on. Will want to buy you flowers or do little and charmingly cute things for you, the type to see a pretty plastic ring and want to give it to you just because they adore you. It’s wholesome and innocent in a way. Homebody’s here, may take some coaxing to do anything outside. May want to write you poems and perhaps sexy texting is their cup of tea. Type to make a surrounding comfy and homey before getting down. This is a message for a handful of you only, they may like c*ckholding or voyuerism ok. Or just watching adult movies with you. Emphasis on the chest area and I feel if this is a male, that he has facial hair and a roman/hawklike nose. Thick eyebrows.

(sexual magic tarot: QOW, 2OS, AOP, KNOC, 10OC, HRMT)

Pile 4

The connection: Right away this will be a “forbidden” connection. This person is in a high position or role that requires responsibility and forseeing others’ work. I feel they are older. When you or they try to get close, I feel someone really fucking annoying will notice and charge in to say some dumb shit which will unfortuanly cause you so much distress. This could be another higher up, main boss or annoying ass taddle tail, etc. Either way this start of this connection will be a challenge and there is some sneaking around one way or another. The person you’ll want will be well respected and I am seeing very attractive, if male he has darker features except skin tone(like brunette hair, black eyes, yet pale as snow), very specific for a handful, also male or female they are tall or have excellent posture. You will notice this powerful, confident and great posture right away so if you needed a way to identify. I think some of you already know this person(take what resonates). I think this person puts responsibility over love and their heart, it’s sad cause it hurts them so but they have had to be the responsible and strong one for as long as they can remember. Please don’t hate them or take it personal. They don’t want to hurt you.

(rider waite: 2OS, JDMT, 10OP, KNOS, 9OS, KOP)

Some steal details(18+): Well goddamn okay. This is a sexy son of a b*tch that’s for sure. You want a soft yet stern doms/domme? This is for you lol. I get handsome/beautiful, bossy yet charmingly pain in the ass type energy. Like a tease. I keep seeing someone smirk. A little shit thats for sure! They enjoy taking charge and believe me you won’t mind it at all. This person believes practice makes perfect and Lord I feel they have and do. Ummm, if a man, he could have a large you know what. I feel he is proud of this but is one of the types that doesn’t tell everyone but slying enjoys people’s reactions when they get with him behind closed doors. So male or female, this person is charming and kind, so kind. Ugh, like they want to give you all you need and want just to see you light up with joy(yes this goes sexually and non-sexually). Like’s incoropating food and drink into the bedroom. Lowkey would bang outside under the starts. Yet so cute and cuddly, y’all I’m jealous. Has a lot of wild and freaky kinks that I feel y’all will like to play out together. Don’t let this person’s work persona and seriousness scare you, they are a big softie and teddy bear in the end. This person will never abuse their power both outside the bedroom and inside. Aftercare is a big deal here especially if there is any extreme practices, Iike I said, they won’t use their power against you. “Your wish is my command.” Have fun with this one. I mean the photo for this pile gives off a strong and primal energy to it so yeah haha.

(sexual magic tarot: KOS, EMP, DVL, 6OC, STR, 7OP)

(omg this song fits this energy so much plus it’s an amazing song and band, check it out!)

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sillygirlvv · 9 months

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I’m sad because I don’t want to break up with my boyfriend. We’ve been talking and i’m kinda a situationship dynamic FOR A WHOLE YEAR. We only officially started dating literally three days ago. I know i’ll have to break up with him in abt a month when school starts though because my mom is crazy BUT I DONT WNAG TO IM SI SAD :(

he loves me so much:( but he’s lowkey a DICK sometimes!!!!!

are usually wake up around 4 PM which is really late in. That’s why I thought we never talk that much unless it’s really late at night (1-5am ish) so today I wake up at 11am and this ugly ass hoe always wakes up at 8am and he like ghosts me all day until he comes in my dms all faded and ignoring me and shit i really hate that!! worse part is I TEXTED FIRST.

But I love him but i hate how we sexualizes me sm

tell me why hw said “Gay people are weird” and me having no issues with lgb replies “Bae.” And he’s all “THSTS SO HOT JRK ME OFF” BRO. 😣 he actually makes me sad sometimes

i don’t like that he’s a porn addict, i’m not all “RADFEM ALL SERIAL KILLERS HAVE PORN ADDICTION I HATE PORN AND ONLY FANS!!!” I honestly don’t care if he or anyone who sees this watches porn, it’s just how addicted he is bothers me :(

I send nudes. I send nudes to my boyfriend because he begs and begs and it gets annoying and he’s kinda nice after

an example of how he begs WAS FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE..😣 (we werent dating yet) It was maybe 11pm and he texted me out of nowhere begging me for nudes and i was like “ohhh everyone’s up wrapping presents maybe tomorrow, maybe use my pics from last time?” He begged for over an hour.

fucking man child.

I don’t remember if I gave in or not but probably no:(

I was having a panic attack when he texted me too so i thought he could call me but no

THERES SM MORE I COUKD RANT FORVEER

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bigtreefest · 3 months

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Let’s talk about Knives Out

Spoilers below the cut

🔥🤤sweater daddy. I wish that was all I had to say. Well, it is, but it also very much isn’t.

1st Watch

After knowing what happens in the end, I had never liked Ransom (Chris Evans’s Character) until I went through with my second and third rewatch. So on my first watch, it was exciting because all the twists and turns really catch you by surprise. It’s such a wonder who would pull such an elaborate plan and why. Ransom is obviously awful. That’s why the dogs hate him. It’s such a sign of character. But for some reason, he’s helping Marta, and I loved it. He appeared so genuine and like he was really trying to find the best way to help her. Benoit Blanc’s accent is also hilarious and so is the fact that none of them really care to know where Marta’s from.

The dogs love Linda and Linda is honestly not that terrible of a person when it comes to everyone else. She actually loved her father as seen by the way they shared notes, but idk. Everyone’s flawed and she still expected money and inheritance

2nd Watch

I started to pick up on the symbolism and more details of the movie. Chris Evans looks even better in his sweaters. But if you look closely, they’ve got tears and holes. What does this mean? But the sweater is nice before Harlan dies. Does this mean Ransom looks nice on the surface, but if you look deeper, something’s wrong? Does this mean he started to crumble after Harlan’s death? They also bring up the fact that Marta is the only one who beat Harlan at ‘Go’ more than Ransom. Does this mean that if Marta weren’t around, Ransom would’ve gotten the inheritance? Or would he have been cut off like everyone else still? Or, does this mean that Marta was a better strategist. Even though Ransom did a lot of the work, she took the final step in lying in order to get him to confess to murder. Also, Meg on that phone call? Was she really apologetic or was she trying to get that money?? And why didn’t Harlan keep paying her tuition, it was her mom’s fault. But I guess she was technically a mooch like everyone else.

And obviously there’s the fact that everyone lies to Marta about wanting her at the funeral. Don’t lie to save face, you couldn’t have all gotten outvoted.

3rd watch

I’ve fallen in love with Chris Evans as Ransom even more, not just because of the sweaters, but because in this time, I read some really good fanfics that redeemed him. The movie is cast so perfectly and I love the subtleties. Plus, I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for guys who are awful for me if they’re hot (it’s a fatal flaw, I know, I’m working on it, but can you blame me?). Ransom is so smart, and it’s a shame he uses it for evil because he was so close. Anyway, let’s talk about alcoholic beverages. My investigation into this started because I wanted to know the mixed drink Ransom ordered at the bar (which which I still haven’t figured out yet, but I think it was a Manhattan?)

Look at the alcohol in the movie, though. The whole family is always luxuriously drinking scotch or champagne. Ransom, on the other hand, orders craft beer at the bar with Marta, which separates him from his family, but hopefully makes him seem more relatable to her. Even tho craft beer is the rich man’s beer lowkey. Then, he uses a large bottle for set fire to the Medical Examiner’s office. This whole time, we don’t see Marta drink at all, which separates her from the family. Not to mention, Ransom builds a literal wall of beer bottles between the two of them at the restaurant, showing physical separation despite his offer of assistance. The bottles are also apparently in one of the positions of ‘Go’ called Atari. This is an attack position, meaning Ransom thinks he has the high ground. Incorrect. This is all just a posed by the separation we see at the end of the movie where Marta is looking down at them on the balcony while they all look up at her, once again separated but the tables have turned.

Overall, a great movie and a great look for Chris Evans. The costume designers and casting directors knew what they were doing. As much as I hate to say it, I WOULD NOT have been immune to Ransom’s charms.

Sources cited:

Drinks Meaing

Go Atari Reddit Post

Good Casting

Gifs

#knives out #knives out review #Chris Evans #ransom drysdale #knives out movie review #sweater daddy

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chaoticfvckingdisaster · 2 years

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live blogging my reactions to the first new ninjago episode because the people at lego are madmen and i just woke up (yes, at noon) and suddenly the new episodes dropped so

likely spoilers and also bad spelling cause im typing fast

warnign reallllly long post

bombs, nice

wait are those the ninja or the other people from the trailer

why does that guy have a glowing sword lol

DID THAT GUY JUST GET CUT IN HALF WITH A SWORD???? moving up in the age range I see, ninjago.

im literally only 45 seconds in

goddamn i think theyre supposed to be unconsious but half of those guys must be dead or something man

damn bad lady kinda hot

hehe rainbow ninja

yep not my ninja

“the new ninja” really i never noticed

purple guy kinda sounds like a kid i really hope its Nelson ahh I want Nelson back

orange may be Skylor

I’m lowkey kinda hoping they’re all old characters and not new ones, but like maybe one new one would be cool

“look out, o r a n g e n i n j a “ dude why did blue sound like a automated machine for a second

“remember: ninja always keep trying” THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE NINJA ARE TRYING TO FIGHT COPYRIGHT LAWS OR SOMETHING OH MY IS THIS LIKE A COMMERCIAL OR SOMETHING oh my god these new ninja are getting on my nerves

yay the monestary!!

aw the crooked picture of jay and nya :(

ooh Jay doing the voiceover, although he sounds really sad :(

god god god I almost forgot Kirby is voicing Cole anymore :(( New guy is good though

“What?!” hell yeah cole get those posers

it’s been a year?!!!

Zane sounds to broken down

oh no he turned off his emotion meter :((((

I like Cole’s new voice but every time he speaks I just get reminded that it’ll never be the same as Kirby

Cole just trying to pull together the team again- god I love him hes such a good leader and I can’t even go into it rn but he’s just a fantastically written character.

YES THE TEAMS GETTING BACK TOGETHER

wait- hello?? a training place with Kai’s logo outside??

IS THAT KAI’S VOICE?? no way

IT IS OMG

OHMYGODDD KAI IS A TEACHER AW THATS SO CUTE

THOSE KIDS ARE SO CUTE OMG

OMGGGG

okay hes a little harsh but thats just Kai man

he has a cutout of Kalmaar for the kids to destroy:(

you can tell he’s angry and beating himself up over Nya’s death :(

Benthomar is gone to rule, I guess that’s good but I was hoping to see him more

sjskfhsh Kai can’t handle kindergarteners, I feel that

Kai would rather fight criminals than deal with little kids I shjfhsj

ah yes Lloyd the subway worker

or i guess- window washer

“HEY BUDDY HOWS IT GOIN :D”

Lloyd sounds so broken down also nooo my baby :((((

we knew someday lloyd would break and this is that day,

“come on, what happened to ninja nev-” “DONT, OKAY. Just dont.”

Lloyd is literally one of my highest comfort characters and we always saw him get back up, knowing someday he wouldn’t, but just seeing him so low is hard, he’s been through literally so much but the lego team never let him show that, and now they are.

oh no Jay’s coming up I can’t do this

“what happened to your face?” “time... ravenges us all” oh so Jays gone insane again

is he at the lighthouse??? I cant tell

“why are there half full water glasses everywhere?” “...so I can talk to nya.” ok ninjago fandom, we had lots to say about Jay visiting the water and “talking” to nya last year, hOW we feeling about it now

“Nya the guys are here” i’m sOBBING

“I think the cheese slide off Jay’s cracker” it was never there but thanks Kai

They all sound older :((((

I still want more development with Kai’s grief

LLOYD

“Nya wouldn’t want us to quit. if she say us like this, she’d kick our butts and tell us to get back to work.” IM SO HAPPY AND SO SAD

SKGISFVIKWIBFO he jusT RIPPED FUCKING BEARD OFF SKOHLKDGYFVUV SO MUCH FOR US FREAKING OUT OVER THE TRAILER

YES MY BOYS ARE BACKK TOGETHER

I was gonna do more episodes but this was long enough so

#ninjago #ninjago season 16 #ninjago crystalized #ninjago crystalized spoilers

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punkscowardschampions · 2 years

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Janis & Casey Pt.2

Janis: [gently push him away by the face when you’re satisfied he’s clean/you have to put a stop to the eye contact lmao ‘could use you as a plate now’ like well done]

Casey: [‘told you’ like yeah you could honey]

Janis: [get yourself a biscuit or something to go with this cuppa so you’re eating but don’t need a plate because that’s alright, not crossing the line just walking up to it]

Casey: [‘where do you want it?’ meaning the tea he has made cos where are we going and what are we doing but it intentionally sounds like which room are we crossing the line in rn immediately]

Janis: [walking into the lounge ‘thought we had time to watch [a film that was his fave when we were younger but he probably hasn’t rewatched in time] if you wanted’ because the whole energy has been comfort so we already had that in mind before but it’s about the safest thing you can suggest at this point]

Casey: [the adorable lil smile as he puts this tea on the coffee table and then picks her feet up and also puts them on there before finally tucking her into the blanket from before, because that’s the sweetest so you know damn well he’s gonna be sweet back]

Janis: [just patting the seat next to you and untucking one side of yourself so he can have some blanket this time]

Casey: [could not be sitting closer to her without literally snuggling, obvs moving her feet so her legs can be outstretched across him when he’s comfy because that’s better than the coffee table]

Janis: [making a scene of getting comfortable to somehow mask the fact you’re just getting comfy because you want to here, smile at him and then put this film on, saying you have to rent it or whatever]

Casey: [at least it is a film you’ll get into so I don’t have to worry what else you’ll be up to besides lowkey playing with her feet/basically just giving her a foot massage here on this day]

Janis: [no big deal, not like that’s going to feel really nice or anything and we’re gonna have to happy sigh about it]

Casey: [just bestie things nbd]

Janis: [‘proper day off’ like should be me doing that, such a result]

Casey: [‘no days off’ like * and soz you’ve gotta put up with me being the drama 24/7 in a way we genuinely mean cos he genuinely was in a state earlier and probably cannot fully recall what he even did say at points so]

Janis: [squeezing his forearm to be like oi it’s fine because it is, to us anyway, arguably a messy situation but you know, we still mean it too ‘don’t get to piss about like this at work though’]

Casey: [‘can have that then’ like you’re so welcome ‘’Cause I’m having your [whatever the dessert is] if you keep pissing about there’]

Janis: [laugh like wow, the real you comes out, I see ‘take Jimmy’s, don’t deprive me’ saying you don’t like it boy because I can]

Casey: [pausing this film despite how many times you’ve both seen it and moving her legs and getting up to get you both said dessert in an unnecessarily hot move the way he do]

Janis: [we see you doing the most always and we appreciate it on the low]

Casey: [you know he’s gonna play like he’ll feed her it when he comes back, you just know, but actually will settle for teasing her for a bit by not letting her have any before dipping his finger in the sauce and putting it on her lip like your turn to do this challenge obvs, no other reason why I did that]

Janis: [when you were obviously trying to get the plate off him without dropping it so by the nature of his next move it’s kind of pushing you back to where you were sat and you can’t even say anything to complain because then you might accidentally lick your lips and you aren’t losing a challenge so you’re fully LOOKING at him]

Casey: [just staring at her lips so hard, only to make sure she doesn’t lick them of course duh, that you purely feel the LOOK at first but you’ve gotta return it always]

Janis: [signing ‘how long did you do it for?’ because have to]

Casey: [‘I’ll tell you when you can stop’ cos he will let you know if you manage to beat him honestly but had to say it in that hot way]

Janis: [we’re fine, not at all dying, when you have to pout your lips out and make stupid faces to avoid fully just making a noise or something about this]

Casey: [eventually signalling she’s gone like a second over what he did when she has, cos soz she does have more willpower than you sir, it’s facts, by running his thumb over her bottom lip, because what else]

Janis: [biting your lip into your mouth the second you can, the fact his thumb is there is irrelevant soz ‘I’ve earnt that’ like he was gonna wipe it away and we’re 😠]

Casey: [picking up a spoon and feeding you gal, are we saying you’ve earnt it too or that you’ve gotta do the next challenge, there’s no telling because simply can’t and won’t speak atm]

Janis: [just pausing with this spoon in our mouth to look at him to work out as much but deciding it’s so easy you’re doing it regardless like watch me, fully have to be here with your mouth open, yep, good thinking]

Casey: [watching her SO intently, we see how y’all flirt, speaking of, you can’t tell me he’s not gonna touch her throat and that it’s only because we’re trying to cheat and make her swallow it like a dog with a pill, we know you of the future and he just wanted to]

Janis: [gonna have to say it works because if you don’t swallow HARD right now, you’d fully spit it out at him instead and you gotta have some decorum here, so then we’re playfighting you with more vigour like you cheating bastard lmao]

Casey: [letting it happen and be the most until you’re so ridiculously close to making out and then saying the pause button gets lent on by one of you and how loud the film is when all you’ve heard for ages is each other breathing and the like will make you jump and stop your shenanigans]

Janis: [the way you’re gonna jump so far apart is sending me, recover from your heart attack and let the film carry on like that was the plan]

Casey: [you two would not find it at all hilarious but me and my boo do, soz ��nearly died then’ for the literal surprise but also the double meaning of it]

Janis: [a ‘me too’ noise and gesturing at your throat like you nearly choked to death on that dessert]

Casey: [‘I’m sorry, come here’ rubbing her back in a not at all bants there there pats kind of way and a very much hot af way actually]

Janis: [‘you better be’ the way we allow so much casual touch is not at all subtle, leaning forward to get the rest of this dessert and eat it in front of him, like you said you wouldn’t]

Casey: [I’m imagining his head resting on her shoulder so he can peep out from behind and watch her eat it whilst lowkey continuing the back rub, what’s the need]

Janis: [y’all are having too nice a time, better be home time soon lmao, Bobby get in here I s2g]

Casey: [it’s gotta be approaching that o clock, PLEASE, Libi will come steamrolling in as well and try and chat to Janis like hey gal]

Janis: [have to do your mature mother figure thing and talk to these children about their day, lowkey really not bothered right now but you know, a distraction, even if we keep looking over at Casey]

Casey: [the way he would normally leave a room the second these kids enter it, full offense, but today he just wants to be near her]

Janis: [we would be expecting you to naturally so the fact you haven’t we’re like oh, lowkey like well you guys get on having snacks and doing homework or whatever, we’re just finishing this film, they’re film nerds, have to respect it]

Casey: [I’m sure they’re in the kitchen having snacks and discussing its merits and faults in their opinion, at length, lol]

Janis: [god bless the fact it’s all in sign so it’s not annoying as hell lmao]

Casey: [truly, cos you know he’s about to spend a sec slagging them off to Janis in sign so Libi don’t overhear cos they annoy him anyway but rn the interruption is even more so than standard]

Janis: [giving it the be nice but being 😏 at whatever he’s saying because can’t help it energy, when you go to suggest that they could finish it in his room but you know that that is not a smart move so about halfway through that sign you wave it off like never mind]

Casey: [‘go on, what was you gonna say’ signed, because cannot just not know]

Janis: [changing it so it’s YOU can finish it in your room, if they’re doing your head in but you would’ve started with we before so it’s not as if he can’t work it out]

Casey: [changing it back to we can and adding if you want because he do know and bad idea or not, he’d wanna do it and wanna hear that you also want to]

Janis: [genuinely thinking because obviously want to, also it wouldn’t be such a hard and fast rule like I will NOT go in your room because we’re mates is the point of everything we try to do but then we’re thinking and are like ‘you’ve not changed your sheets’ because obviously not]

Casey: [‘take me a sec’ like hold on I shall go do it now]

Janis: [‘don’t worry’ like we can just as easy stay here]

Casey: [a shrug like you’re not devastated about it, put this film back on and try to get remotely back into it]

Janis: [looking at him like should I say no let’s go but eventually turning back and trying to do the same, putting your feet back on him and getting as comfortable as you were, at least physically]

Casey: [relaxing a little bit when she does that even though it’s blatantly not the same now cos you’re like hyperaware of Bobby and Libi’s presence and she blatantly would have been like why are you not at work rn Janis so it would’ve made you feel really awks even though the tea of your feels is not being spilled]

Janis: [we all are, signing that they’ll be pissing off to his room in a sec to show as much but yeah, we definitely would’ve said we just fancied chucking a sicky ‘cos who you gon’ tell on us to lol but still, ‘tis not the same and we’re casually gutted]

Casey: [so is he, not at all casually taking all the willpower he does have to not be like CAN YOU JUST PISS OFF at Bobby and Libi rn and his body language do be reflecting how annoyed he is]

Janis: [taking your turn to rub his back but you are clearly aware that that’s weirdly close because you’re doing it below their eyeshot, concealed by the sofa cushions only, idk if that’s helpful or not honestly but you have to try]

Casey: [it would feel good regardless, there’s no denying that as it’s literally her job, just trying not to react too hard cos Libi isn’t deaf]

Janis: [such a cockblock, babe lollollol, that’s how you know your relationship isn’t strictly platonic ‘cos there should be no reason you can’t fully carry on as you were, we see y’all]

Casey: [that’s the scalding hot tea of this always and I shamelessly love it, likewise am shamelessly gonna let you make a quiet noise because it’s been a long day of not]

Janis: [there’s a film on, it’s FINE, mind yo business and do your fractions idk]

Casey: [following it up with a ‘fuck’ that should mean I shouldn’t have made that sound and you should stop but means that feels so good don’t and it’s blatantly obvious what the distinction is, cos I will play with fire forever and nobody can stop me]

Janis: [whispering your own ‘fuck’ back purely in response because that took you by as much surprise as the unpausing debacle before but we’re still going ‘cos obviously you are tense and we can]

Casey: [the theme of today is carrying on when y’all should not, what a time to be alive, getting a gf and realising how much it matters she’s not Janis really did bring us here]

Janis: [oh lads, never change]

Casey: [proud of you for the amount of restraint you’re showing by not indecently saying her name rn, cos cannot be overstated how much he wants to]

Janis: [we’re way too into and focused on going in with this massage, going to need Libi to ask something to make you stop, not flinging your arm away though so your hands still there]

Casey: [the way he was breathing before, there are no notes but DAMN, and how immediately he stops when Libi says whatever she says, likewise no notes except do y’all wanna look guiltier rn]

Janis: [thank god neither of you have remotely entertained this because seriously lol]

Casey: [it’d look even weirder if you got up and left while this film is obvs still playing so you’re gonna have to just deal, boy]

Janis: [lowkey being snippy with Libi then you have to be like soz I think I do have a bit of a headache actually ‘cos we’re that on edge]

Casey: [immediately getting up and getting her the headache tablets from earlier even if this headache is entirely fake because there’s a chance it isn’t with everything and he knows that, goes without saying it’s lingering and almost a handhold when he gives them to her]

Janis: [at this point it ain’t gonna hurt girl, taking them and running your thumb over the back of his hand ‘tah’]

Casey: [we see you watching her swallow despite it all, sir, truly don’t ever change ‘it’s nowt’ cos isn’t compared to all the shit she’s done for him earlier]

Janis: [shrug like still and take your excuse of this headache to fully lie on this sofa, so it’s more your legs on him than your feet now and do that kind of smug laugh like ha ha I’m getting comfy ‘cos it’s all bants but really we don’t wanna have to keep looking at Libi like is she looking over]

Casey: [it’s the wordless big show of taking care of her and making her even more comfortable because of this headache for me]

Janis: [you’re too sweet and we can neither discuss nor think about it tbh]

Casey: [don’t at all need to touch her forehead like we’re checking her temperature and then just lowkey stroke her whole face but we can and we are because Bobby and Libi don’t know from these angles, I’d also like to point out he’s turned this film down a bit, potentially dangerous but v thoughtful and likewise probably put you as much in the dark as the time of day and weather/season will allow]

Janis: [we know nursing when you really need it can make you feel really awkward so the fact you’re allowing this really speaks volumes here to how much you just wanna keep in this close and dangerous bubble y’all are in ‘it kills’ as if you’re purely moaning about this headache rn but we all see the potential double meaning]

Casey: [me here like !!! cos it really does, ‘you’ll be okay’ using okay and the softest voice to make up for the fact he can’t call her baby or whatever he accidentally said earlier deliberately this time, shamelessly seeing this double meaning and telling you he’s gonna make it better regardless like that’s remotely fine and something you should be saying]

Janis: [like honestly, excuse me Bibi, who says that to someone with a headache they aren’t trying to seduce lmao, clearly y’all are chatting up a storm of your own and we all need to be thankful for that rn ‘sorry I ruined the film’ making it so clear we absolutely aren’t but it’s an excuse to find the blanket out for him again like please, settle and watch the ending]

Casey: [‘nothing’s ruined’ cos he LOVES taking care of peeps we know this, not in a put upon big brother Jimothy I’m used to it so I will manner but in a genuine I’ll do what I can to try and fix this for you even when I can’t way, but snuggling into this blanket how he wishes he could snuggle her cos same energy as the phone call tbh]

Janis: [enjoy your by-proxy snuggles right now ‘cos you can’t go there huns, at least you both will genuinely be more cosy and relaxed now]

Casey: [the tea of bibi may well be that they’re in love with each other and forever distracted by it but they ain’t gonna overlook y’all spooning on this sofa so yeah, take what you can get for now]

Janis: [we all know they have their own energy going on at all times, I’m only judging y’all slightly for not seeing this in the air tonight lmao, could never be me]

Casey: [don’t get me started on how they’re in their own world because he can only communicate with her so much of the time, Ro wishes she had that with Ali sweetie]

Janis: [hmm, deafen yourself to prove it’s real babe but exactly, we all know it’s made you INTENSELY close, god bless]

Casey: [Winnie would like it on the record that she’s also at least partly raised by mcvickers and they are appaz incapable of raising kids who aren’t codependent af so]

Janis: [Winnie came here to drag hoes, okay sir, speaking of codependent you probably do genuinely wanna go watch your own film right now, not just a copout to get out of this situation, it’s your whole thing]

Casey: [soz not soz it 1000% benefits JC rn and they can just bide their time knowing it’ll be a thing]

Janis: [not that you can immediately jump up off this sofa girl, not amatuer hour]

Casey: [and it’s not like you want to, immediately like thank fuck for that energy without voicing it, full offense bibi, but as immediately asking how she is by being like ‘there owt you need now they’ve pissed off out the way?’ giving saucy hospital vibes with it purely because I can]

Janis: [amused by your reaction but not because we’re disagreeing ‘cos rn as pleased to see the back of you, soz guys, taking your time pondering for the such a high maintenance bitch bants but also because you’re like what can I ask for and what can’t I, really ‘could do with a drink, if you don’t mind starting a bit early’]

Casey: [squeezing her leg how you would if you were doing an it’s okay/don’t worry I’m on it hand hold moment but it’s her literal leg and it’s y’all in this mood so it’s not that ‘never gonna mind’ do we mean starting early or because it’s you or both, we all know what the answer is, doing the hot move he did earlier to get out obvs]

Janis: [‘surprise me’ because you probably know whatever she most often drinks but we’re saying you can go off and make something fancier if you wanna for the flex because that is the kind of mood we’re in]

Casey: [this boy will never turn down a chance to show off what he believes to be the only thing he’s any good at or make a feelsy personalised drink for somebody so you didn’t even need to say it gal but we love that you did ‘just a sec’ like hang in there baby]

Janis: [just get comfy but in a way you can blatantly watch him instead of the hiding energy you were doing before]

Casey: [how awks it would be if you flopped but it’s alright you’re gonna slay, how fast and how well he did that right then is a legit skill, all I’ve got to say, thanks to his alcoholic parents but no full credit for you ever]

Janis: [we know you like your job because it’s actually a stressful one you don’t get to just stand there and flirt actually so we’re always gonna support your endeavours there]

Casey: [intensely ready for her first sip reaction when we bring this drink to her to the point that he doesn’t even sit down/get her comfy on him again yet because can’t risk missing it]

Janis: [when you can’t help but grin because he’s a dork and you love it ‘no pressure, like’ but obviously we have said sip and are like damn because of course you’ve got it spot on]

Casey: [‘us who made it’ like excuse you the pressure’s on me, oh the sheer RELIEF as if she was gonna hate it and spit it out cos he’s not Jimothy about it but he do think he’s not good at anything too, so many thanks Ian]

Janis: [oh Ian you bastard, we are just telling you how nice it is and what we like about it and pushing it at you like go on, have some yourself]

Casey: [the biggest grin ever because obvs she’s not just taking the piss or only telling him what he wants to hear and that’s actually quite rare for him as far as gals and compliments so trying not to blush or look away about it, gratefully taking the drink so he can focus on taking a sip of it and not do either ‘it’s alright’ like yeah it’s not shit, more surprised than we should be frankly, not keeping that out of his voice for her like he would if he was talking to other peeps though]

Janis: [taking the drink back to have some more and nudging his arm like hey ‘you saying I’ve got shit taste?’ but we’re being soft ‘cos we know what you were actually surprised at there]

Casey: [‘not in drinks’ because we have to Jimothy shade always, we can’t not]

Janis: [‘walked into that’ because yep, you did]

Casey: [‘don’t make your headache worse’ for the ‘bants’ like I know you’ve got loads of regrets about picking him but no need to upset yourself rn thinking about them]

Janis: [putting a finger in one ear and taking a big sip of your drink in the other hand like not listening]

Casey: [‘or give yourself hiccups’ don’t think she would because covering your ears and drinking stops them but you can say it and be wrong]

Janis: [loling like no you’re wrong, don’t actually give yourself hiccups by loling, would be funny]

Casey: [her lol is so cute don’t actually die]

Janis: [just asking you questions about work like what drink do you have to make the most, which is the most annoying order etc etc]

Casey: [answering and telling her any new funny work stories while you’re at it because I’m sure you have loads and they’re always happening so she can’t have already heard them all]

Janis: [join in and regale him on all the strange thing you have seen in your job recently ‘maybe it has been a bit since we properly chatted’ very I missed this too energy]

Casey: [doing the 🤏 with an OTT sad face because you actually are sad about it seeing as you’re not at the pregnancy era yet and actively trying not to talk to her but clearly for reasons it has been a minute nevertheless]

Janis: [the reasons are you can’t trust yourselves fully but still, you’re both trying here, so we’re smushing your face like don’t ‘break my heart, you’ obviously in a jokey tone but likewise we know you’re not not sad about the mess yous find yourselves in]

Casey: [mhmm and it wouldn’t only be hard in person cos we all know if he gets drunk/high and the mood is right he’d send her messages/call her being extra and then it’s awkward because there’s knowing he used to have a crush on you as a kid and then there’s him saying shit now that you both have to then deal with, but anyway, ‘first to go’s what ain’t mine’ like duh and like you’re a kid breaking Jimothy’s toys so you don’t your own]

Janis: [winnie says do that next flops, he’s such an evil drama bear, but we’re just shaking our head at that like ugh and having more drink]

Casey: [we can, there’s plenty of chances for it to happen over the decade cos never gonna be a one time thing, cheekily steal her drink and have a bit just because it’s intimate and hot ‘if your heart had my name on, like’ even more shamelessly like IF YOU BELONGED TO ME I’D NEVER HURT YOU]

Janis: [‘hope you ain’t waiting for me to make you one’ like it will not be as good, I can tell you that now ‘and I already put in my shift’ like you got that massage, remember, taking the glass back even though it’s basically empty at this point I imagine ‘you can say what you like with an if’]

Casey: [‘and if you’re waiting for me to teach you how to make it, I’ll put that shift in’ emphasis on the if but not waiting himself at all before pulling her up and leading her to wherever y’all are gonna do exactly that]

Janis: [when this is the shit you do like]

Casey: [showing her how AND telling her why different ingredients, nothing as shady as lemon cos you’re a bitter hoe lol but that kind of thing because it’s always feelsy and deliberate why he picks things]

Janis: [a cocktail drag lmao, there’s no way we’re not in our own feels over this because it’s too nice, just gotta focus ridiculously hard on making this drink rn don’t mind us]

Casey: [the adorable concentration face KILLING us]

Janis: [there’s also no way this isn’t making you remember the CG days when you and Jimothy first got together so that’s another distraction we’re trying to avoid here, going through it lmao]

Casey: [oh the latte art era, god knows what time he comes home from work but sis I am DREADING it]

Janis: [no but fr, gonna die honey; when you’ve finished your attempt here give it him and be like ‘marks out of 10’ so seriously because competitive always and must not totally flop lmao]

Casey: [‘7’ as seriously ‘top parrot, you, but you never even tried to put your own spin on it’]

Janis: [‘flairs a whole 3 points?’ but shrugging like fine, can’t argue with experience]

Casey: [‘you’ve got the basics down, make us one’ meaning a drink that is feelsy for you to represent him because challenges always ‘give you loads more points then’

Janis: [when you cannot turn down a challenge but you’re worrying about it so you do a OTT pout ‘I can’t chat it up like you’ ‘cos we feel crap with emotions, which isn’t Jimothy’s fault he’s just a lot more outwardly emotional and we feel lacking, esp. In this confusing era so]

Casey: [‘I’ll watch you, let it speak for itself’ cos don’t even have to say anything, we’ll know why]

Janis: [nod like okay and get to work girl]

Casey: [said he would so an excuse to STARE at you]

Janis: [not like we’d keep looking at you to try and guess what you’re thinking anyway and then we’re also having to LOOK]

Casey: [‘sod coming down the club, you’re gonna have to work there’ blurting that out because she looks so good rn and you’re so into this on every level]

Janis: [‘sleeps for the weak anyway’ ‘cos we all know you still struggle and some people really do have day and night jobs and that is insanity but anyway, trying not to do our own blushing at how hard you’re looking ‘won’t steal your job, anyway’ like they’d probably replace a barmaid not a lad]

Casey: [nod because he doesn’t sleep well either until they are together in the future ‘Oi, you need a sit down?’ genuinely like is this blush because of that headache you have, no waiting for a reply before we pull out a chair and literally sit her on it in another hot move]

Janis: [converting the gasp into a way more dramatically offended one ‘no handicapping me’ but we aren’t getting up because why would we really]

Casey: [‘I’ll do the next one no hands’ like it’s fine we’ll even things back up but the implication of what his hands would therefore be doing is the realest]

Janis: [raising a brow like believe that when I see it but not risking saying anything ourself in this moment]

Casey: [eating an ice cube or something for no reason other than the mood y’all are in today]

Janis: [grab your own in payback energy and trace it over your lips before putting it in his drink as if you remotely think he’s going to be like ew gross]

Casey: [grabbing one that’s new and just coming over to run it over the back of her neck while she’s trying to concentrate like you’re so hot and headachey let me help you]

Janis: [‘you’re cheating’ really shouldn’t bring out the c word but we have to for that reason]

Casey: [‘helping’ like it’s a * and running it up her neck at the front now to her throat cos of how he cheated before like doesn’t that help so much]

Janis: [swallowing so hard we’re not breathing for a hot sec here ‘don’t you want it to be good?’ because obviously we mean this drink, hello]

Casey: [‘it’ll be good’ cos we have 0 doubt, moving this ice cube to her face for the headache of it all, going everywhere casually ‘close your eyes’ cos will do your eyelids as well obvs]

Janis: [‘not if you spoil it’ but this is as we’re closing our eyes because this isn’t an insane thing for you two to be doing in the kitchen when the kids are home, just catching a water droplet that rolls down our cheek with our tongue]

Casey: [the shiver he would do that has nothing to do with this ice when she does that and her feeling it with her eyes closed, bye]

Janis: [doing a smile you probably thought was small enough to not be noticed but he’s that close right now I’m 100% sure he did, you can open your eyes though ‘don’t warn you about playing with ice’ like he’s freezing now]

Casey: [he’s 10000% the dickhead to trace said smile with his thumb so she KNOWS he saw it, soz not soz ‘who do we ring?’ gotta let the world know energy because this is such a massive secret moment, as he’s putting in his mouth said ice that’s been all over her body near enough and biting it for the pure feral hotness of that]

Janis: [when that shamelessly makes you smile a little bigger sorry ‘bout it ‘can make a PSA’ framing him with our hands like alright, poster boy but then we can’t look away from these ice biting shenanigans even if we should because it’s obvious we’re DYING, tracing where the ice cube went with our fingers, not thinking about it just doing it]

Casey: [alright so I’m gonna have Bobby loudly bebop down these stairs cos if I don’t there’s no chance in hell Casey won’t kiss and/or lick said ice cube trails and y’all aren’t ready to go there, soz Bobby that you’ve gotta be collateral damage when you’re only coming to make a cuppa or pour some juice for you and Libi but a cockblock and the ensuing frustrated angry outburst is the only way we’re derailing this rn, therefore: his ‘fuck this’ of PURE frustration and the cliche of pushing everything off the table/counter until there’s booze, glass and ice literally everywhere and potentially blood as well if he’s cut himself whilst doing it, and since we’ve almost crossed the line between y’all today, why wouldn’t I stay in my villain era and have him almost cross the one where he doesn’t hurt his little brother by pushing him so hard out of the way as one’s coming into the kitchen and the other’s trying to leave, shouting at a deaf kid to get out of his way cos we don’t just mean you we mean everybody, just let him be with Janis ffs, it’s cinematic baby but not in a nice way, Bobby left absolutely shooketh probably with some of Casey’s blood on him, meaning poor Janis has no choice but to comfort him before she can even think about trying to do anything for Casey or about the mess, which speaking of, lord knows what else is gonna get broken as he makes his way from the kitchen to his room/whilst he’s in said room cos we’re fully in a red mist blackout moment, RIP possibly to so many things]

Janis: [what a literal mess in every way, at least we can sign and lowkey make up some work related beef that’s why Casey is in such a mood, not to cover ourselves although obviously it helps but to try and act as if there was any justification for that beyond what we cannot remotely put words to let alone tell Bobby to make him feel better; Libi probably gonna come running down the stairs when he starts smashing up his room so at least you can do the bulk of the comforting whilst we clean up this kitchen again, try not to get injured yourself ‘cos broken glass is such a bitch]

Casey: [I can’t and won’t apologise for the fact that the vibe for such a long time is Janis actually making some decent progress and then Bobby/Jimothy/both intentionally or unintentionally ruining said progress so it sadly tracks that everything she did today and tried to do would be undone]

Janis: [we all know that’s the era we’re in right now, eventually we can come up the stairs and head to the bathroom and get the first aid things you might need, knock and leave them at your door]

Casey: [just gonna message you however much later after however long he’d need to be calm enough to do so, cos we know not what we did and we have to ask]

Casey: What did I do

Janis: cleared the counter and pushed Bobby out the way

Janis: he’s fine though

Casey: it ain’t his blood then

Janis: No, just yours

Casey: alright

Janis: you all sorted now

Casey: I’ll say yeah to stop you involving yourself in sorting us out

Janis: I weren’t gonna

Casey: can’t help yourself, you

Janis: if you’d cut an artery you’d have bled out by now

Casey: gutted, still here

Janis: they’re gonna head off to my nan’s, now

Janis: if you wanna apologize or not

Casey: you said he’s fine

Janis: he is

Casey: then there’s sod all to chuck him a sorry for

Janis: you don’t have to, just letting you know

Casey: you might wanna let him know he can say tah to me whenever he’s ready, like, doing him more favours than you and your husband are

Janis: I wouldn’t be waiting about for it

Casey: I won’t

Janis: I’ve already said sorry so he’s not going without regardless

Casey: expect nowt less, both of you treat him like a little girl instead of a lad

Janis: he came down to get a drink and got a massive jumpscare that had nothing to do with him

Casey: he wouldn’t have been scared if you pair hadn’t kept him soft

Janis: yeah, he would

Casey: I get it, piss easier to tell yourselves it’s me doing it wrong instead, keep him walking about as a victim with his head down ‘cause Jim can’t hack anything else

Janis: You don’t stop being scared, you just hide it better

Casey: you should write posters for [the school counsellor's name whatever it is]’ office walls

Janis: keep that career advice in mind

Casey: I keep dragging you out your proper job, might have to

Janis: just a half day, Gracie can’t exactly change the locks on me for it

Casey: chuffed for you, but I better go soon

Janis: yep, have fun

Casey: more than I’d have hanging about and having to listen to Jim go on and on after you’ve told him

Janis: the kitchens clean, Bobby can decide if he thinks it’s worth mentioning or not when he gets back

Casey: if

Casey: don’t make me fucking laugh

Casey: what goes on they don’t have a cosy little chat about

Janis: if you were jealous, you have a weird way of showing it

Casey: ain’t been jealous of how matey they are since I were 12, bit late to try and make that dig

Janis: it isn’t a dig, it clearly bothers you, I just don’t understand in what way if it isn’t feeling left out

Casey: you heard me before, he’s turned Bob into him, as if his life weren’t gonna be hard enough as it was

Janis: I don’t think he did it on purpose ‘cos he thinks he’s class

Janis: that’s what happens, better and worse

Casey: you wouldn’t think badly of him, especially not when it obviously gets you going how pathetic he is, can’t be a negative in your opinion, can it

Janis: just makes no sense, he’s pathetic and has no self-esteem but also is narcissistic enough to make Bobby in his own image, you’re talking shit

Janis: we’re all bits of the people that raised us

Casey: it don’t make no sense that he reckons everything he does is wrong but he reckons an’ all he’s done loads better than me, it’s how things are in his head any road

Janis: You can both be wrong, that’s hardly a stretch

Casey: could, I’m not though

Janis: congrats to you being the only one who’s right then

Casey: take my celebrations elsewhere, don’t worry

Casey: seeing as I must be the only one who knows where and when he ain’t wanted too

Janis: you’re going to work, not being thrown out

Casey: told you earlier I don’t start til [a time that’s clearly a while away yet if Jimothy hasn’t returned home himself cos I doubt you’re working into the night are you hun]

Janis: you don’t wanna be here, no one’s said you have to go

Casey: he will when he gets in, Bob’s probably already crying to him about it

Janis: I don’t know

Janis: you don’t wanna be here to find out then

Casey: could just say you want me to go one further and smack this brother

Janis: of course I don’t

Casey: you sure, standard foreplay for you both when my dad had a go is what it always looked like to me

Janis: shut up

Casey: or what

Janis: or what nothing, you’re making yourself sound like a kid with no clue

Casey: that’s all I was back then, don’t you remember

Janis: and it’s been long enough none of us have got that excuse now

Casey: have a word to your man, it’s how he still treats us

Janis: you make your own case

Casey: there you go again, making it sound like you proper want me to hurt him

Janis: you’re hearing what you want to there

Janis: I’ve done enough, I’m not getting more involved

Casey: Weren’t me asking you to clean up, took it upon yourself

Janis: ‘cos I’m just fuming I had to sweep up some glass and get the mop out

Casey: I’d have done it

Janis: it’s not important

Casey: it’s my mess, how’s that not important

Janis: it wasn’t just your mess, that’s why it’s fine I cleaned it up

Casey: it ain’t fine, but fuck it, long as you’re not bleeding an’ all

Janis: nah, it’s not but I’m not acting like a plaster or some bleach will sort it so

Casey: there’s no sorting it, blankets and a film wasn’t gonna do it neither, I should’ve just let you get on at work

Janis: it is what it is

Casey: I am who am I, product of who raised me, how you said

Janis: ain’t we all

Casey: yeah, fucked every one of us, it’s well cheery

Casey: and I’ve gone and left you sod all to drink

Janis: yeah well, you’re a prick

Casey: can have the cigarettes, if you fancy

Janis: I act enough like a kid without encouragement

Casey: bollocks, your trouble is you don’t act enough like the kid you used to be

Janis: could take that diagnosis a bit more serious if you weren’t pissing blood over your trashed bedroom right now, soz

Casey: it’s a start, she never did listen to me

Janis: did you make sure you got the glass out

Casey: you had to let me know I were the one bleeding but you reckon I’ll have sat there and worked out if there’s glass

Janis: are you gonna let me in then

Casey: have a job to stop you with the state of this door

Janis: fuck’s sake

Casey: what happened to getting no more involved anyway

Janis: it don’t extend to letting you get some kind of infection ‘cos you’re walking about with glass in you, obviously

Casey: it’ll work its way out, always has done before

Janis: just let me have a look, don’t be a baby about it

Casey: I ain’t, a baby would be massively bothered

Janis: whatever, I’m looking

Janis: no one wants you getting pus in their order

Casey: really should be working there, I weren’t wrong about that either

Janis: [come through to this room with the tweezers and alcohol rub or whatever to sort this out, pretending we do not see the carnage as much as doesn’t make you look insane because we’re not in the mood to bring it up right this second tah, sit on the edge of this bed and motion like show me your hands then]

Casey: [do because you have to do everything she says that’s simply who you are, realistically there probably is a tiny piece of glass lurking at least, if not a bigger piece he just wasn’t in the mood to deal with, cos like my boo said, it’s truly a bastard and it gets everywhere]

Janis: [the splinters are a nightmare, just focus on getting this done, quickly giving you a once over with our eyes like is there anywhere else or are you good ‘what about your feet?’ ‘cos we clearly were not wearing shoes, we all remember your foot massage but we don’t wanna just grab your feet for said reason rn]

Casey: [obvs he’s gonna wave his feet to inspect like hey but also because I’m in my villain era I’m gonna say that 1. He has an adorable cut on his face somewhere from this absolutely feral flying glass and 2. That she has some in her hair that he notices when she’s bending her head to tend to wounds that he then gets out and feels like utter shit about but does give him the excuse to fully check her over as well because what they do]

Janis: [giving you a really? look like you’re gonna be waving your feet around like enough damage has not been done but we’re not FUMING about it just like ugh but do clean up his feet too first because it’s always the feet, I’m sure that’s where yours was when you had to rush to Bobby and then a little when you were cleaning ‘cos you can’t clean up glass without that happening but we would’ve sorted that out ourself before we came up; bringing your head back up when he does that like he was trying to get your attention but then you’re like oh ‘safety hazard’ like there could be untold shards hiding in there lol, then you can see his face and clean that ‘very action man’]

Casey: [barely letting her finish his face before he’s up on his feet because too emotional about the fact that he could’ve hurt you and lowkey has a little bit because glass in your feet hurts like a bitch we both know from experience and if he could cry he would but he can’t so we’re just !!! and can’t sit still]

Janis: [almost jumping up yourself in surprise like what, and his name being half-way out when you likewise decide to not, just packing and closing the first aid kit like that’s all, I’m done ‘no more meddling’ and more carefully getting up to leave like you don’t need to boy]

Casey: [automatically thinking that her surprise was a flinch and wanting to curl up and die actually because you already know Bobby is scared of you and has been for such a long time and the sound you make because you really wanna cry now and you still can’t is just the absolute worst and saddest]

Janis: [‘hey’ in a likewise sad but comforting voice like come on and turning back ‘round to take a step from the door ‘nothing happened that can’t be sorted’]

Casey: [‘you’re hurt’ because she is and we might as well have hit her for how horrible we feel about it]

Janis: [‘it was an accident’ because it was, you didn’t aim the glass at us or Bobby like ‘and you was just gonna leave it on yourself’ like it’s not that bad, remember]

Casey: [‘that were my fault’ like duh I don’t actually deserve and first aid or comfort but you do]

Janis: [‘it was both our fault’ because we shouldn’t have been doing what we were doing with you so we do feel responsible for our part in it, not being martyrlike or guilt-trippy about it ‘I’m okay, Bobby’s okay, yeah’]

Casey: [‘I dunno how to leave it out’ meaning stop doing everything they were doing prior as much as the angry outburst cos genuinely can’t and won’t clearly]

Janis: [‘I know you don’t’ sit back down ‘but I don’t either so I’m clearly the shittest person to try and help you’]

Casey: [‘even if you wasn’t the only person I’d got, you’re the only person I want’ because nobody else is helping him obvs but we don’t just want the help cos you’re the only person who still gives enough of a shit to try, she’s as obvs pretty good at it on the whole]

Janis: [‘I should let you find out, at least’ not like you’re forcing him into this relationship you do have but I understand why it feels like that from your POV rn so yeah, shrug ‘I dunno, does it have to be this way?’ like surely fucking not]

Casey: [‘I found out what a lot of use everybody else ain’t ages ago’ shoutout to the school therapist but we also mean our brothers and father and any of his gfs who’ve tried to involve themselves over the years or any of his own mates or other peeps who have]

Janis: [‘people are shit’ ‘cos we are incapable of disagreeing, no matter how old we are, we’ve seen some absolute flops of people throughout our life]

Casey: [‘you’re not and I love you for it’ because true, and we don’t simply mean you’re not shit about our anger, she’s never a flop across the board, soz not soz]

Janis: [when the yes I am is on your face but you don’t wanna say it ‘cos of how whiney it sounds so then you’re just making a grumpy face about it ‘I’m alright’ 😏 eventually like fine]

Casey: [‘you heard’ at the face because no you’re not gal and we won’t have it said or suggested otherwise thank you, doing his own smirk back like yep I’m right when she eventually accepts it]

Janis: [‘and you’re not as bad as you reckon either’ with a little push like ‘scuse me works both ways ‘but this is fucked’]

Casey: [putting his hand over hers when she pushes him and keeping it there because we don’t believe you but we wish we could and at the very least we’re with you about how fucked everything is]

Janis: [resting our head on your shoulder ‘I don’t know what to do’]

Casey: [lowkey checking her hair over and over for more glass with his fingers because not over finding some and how scary that was ‘I’ll never let it happen again’ meaning you getting hurt but meaning too losing control in all the ways that lead up to it, not a promise you can stick to but regardless one he sincerely means in this moment]

Janis: [when you as equally do not wanna sound like a bitch like umm okay that’s likely and like you don’t want him to make that promise for obvious reasons because like you said, you should, so you settle for a noise that doesn’t really commit you to any sort of response before ‘I’ll try’ in a quieter voice]

Casey: [not this boy hugging her when he doesn’t hug anyone else, it’s FINE ‘I’m gonna make it okay’ easier said than done and also lowkey vague but it’s what he so badly wants to do for her rn and always]

Janis: [just nod from inside this hug like alright, that’s the plan, despite our reservations legit or otherwise, we likewise want it for you so we have to agree]

Casey: [letting her go even though he would not want to in the slightest like okay that’s the first step to fixing this I gotta]

Janis: [likewise actually getting up despite having no desire to ‘until he’s back, you can have run of the house, I’m having a nap’ doubt it but the headache is probably way more real now so you have an excuse to go to your room and let Casey have that space]

Casey: [‘headache back?’ have to ask as she’s going even though he should just leave her be cos that bitch]

Janis: [‘only gonna get worse’ like Jimothy is gonna kick off big time himself, not you admitting you’re really just hiding]

Casey: [‘bath might help’ him just shamelessly like well if you wanna hide that door has a lock on it so]

Janis: [‘could’ve told me I needed one before now’ ‘cos you did come back from a lil run lol ‘not a bad idea’ because it is not]

Casey: [‘you never before I showered you in [whatever alcohol was a casualty of war being listed here because god, the drama, RIP]’ this time just shamelessly admitting she looked hot post run yet again]

Janis: [‘I am well sticky now’ looking down at the lowkey mess of your gym clothes like yeah, real, again this is why y’all are terrible at this, we all know he said it earlier but you could just not rn thanks hun]

Casey: [we all see you following her gaze with your own eyes, boy ‘I’ll run it, have a lie down til I shout you’ telling her what to do is saucy enough but literally telling her to get in bed rn, okay, also the way you’re implying here in this bed cos of how I deliberately didn’t say go and have a lie down]

Janis: [‘cheers’ with a real smile, will make you go to your own bed though or you really are not trying at all ma’am ‘bubbles please’ as you’re walking out like don’t half-arse it]

Casey: [shaking his head like oh you so high maintenance but we are all 10000% aware there will be and candles so it can be dimly lit for the headache, obvs no other reason]

Janis: [oh you two]

Casey: [trying so hard to be a couple more like, not at all trying so hard not to be, despite the fact he said he’d shout her, coming in and so softly being like ‘hey’ and then gesturing ‘come on’ when this bath is ready cos not gonna shout when you have a headache duh it’s not at all that you literally can’t leave each other alone]

Janis: [opening one eye from your lying position to give back the same ‘hey’ before propping yourself up and fully getting up to follow him, taking off the clothes it’s appropriate to as you’re walking to the bathroom and not shut in yet, like socks, letting your hair out of whatever ponytail vibe you were rocking etc]

Casey: [in no world do you need to lead her to this bathroom, she lives here, she knows where it is, but the boy is and he’s not stopping til he’s in the doorway and we all know you’re gonna have to brush against each other for her to get past, it’s blatant]

Janis: [it’s too real, you’re both ridiculous but we have to stan, likewise you could walk into the bathroom before stopping to survey his handiwork like hmm not shabby at all, boy; but no, you need to likewise lean on the otherside of the door frame like that isn’t ridiculously close, turning your head to look at him ‘you need a piss before I get in?’ with don’t ruin my relaxation bants but you’re just lingering and we all see it]

Casey: [shaking his head ‘you alright to get in?’ like she’s so high maintenance she won’t be happy and needs 10000s more things before this bath is right but likewise you just don’t wanna leave]

Janis: [‘not 90, just act it’ as if he was offering to physically get you in the bath there, but give his shoulder a little squeeze as you actually step into the room properly ‘make a well good boyfriend, you’]

Casey: [‘still bring you a sherry’ like if you really want hun, cos it’s an old lady drink so bants but also something it’s unlikely either of y’all were using in your cocktail sesh and therefore still safe at the back of the cupboard or wherever]

Janis: [making a face like ew ‘not sure I’ve ever had it outside of a dirty pint or whatever’ because not something you’re reaching for by choice is it ‘but go on then, why not’ like you fully just want to keep interacting, you do not need it remotely bitch]

Casey: [idk what because I’m not a bartender but we just know he’s gonna mix it with something or do something with it that’ll actually make it not grim and not even for the flex just cos, thank god you can go focus on that for a sec and not how she said you’d be a good boyfriend, definitely blushed about that]

Janis: [when that was the one attempt you made at acknowledging that he should have a girlfriend and you should be happy about it but it was surrounded by blatant flirting so you know it did not hit like that, going to have to not let you get in the bath because even if you went ham with the bubbles, they don’t work like in the movies, can wrap yourself in a towel and chill on the edge with your feet in]

Casey: [he’ll be speedy gal, he’s used to having to be and not faffing, handing it to her as soon as and then picking each foot up out of the bath like gotta see if they’re alright cos you were only checking with your eyes before, please be gentle when you do so she don’t fully fall in, she do be on the edge here]

Janis: [only having the one hand free now so you have to keep hold of your towel and hope you don’t let her fall here, at least you’ll get your own blush back for it, we can all just pretend it’s the steam in here okay ‘it was just a few shards, barely a scratch’]

Casey: [he’s definitely using his body to keep hers propped up so he can use a hand to brush away the bubbles and gently inspect her injuries and hold her foot in whatever position he wants with the other, could not be touching more here]

Janis: [when you’re going to allow it because you want him to see it’s really fine but also because you’re enjoying it, let’s be honest, sip your drink and don’t say nothing, although being surprised when you do sip it ‘this isn’t sherry’ like that shit you cook with, I think not]

Casey: [‘it’s sherry and [whatever he used and the reason like blah blah blah it does so and so to make it less of an old lady mood because he’s a nerd and actually about it]’ said as we’re putting her feet down cos appaz finally satisfied she is okay ‘it don’t make up for nothing but’ a shrug like enjoy it anyway and actually make a move to leave so she can get in this bath properly]

Janis: [calling you a nerd but affectionately ‘cos we think it’s cool you actually give a shit about it and are about that for you, scoop up a handful of bubbles and blow them at him on his way out in thanks]

Casey: [‘oi’ but so affectionately on his way out, shutting this door so quietly in case any of us forget she has a v bad headache lol]

Janis: [so awful, obvs, lmao, you’re also clearly not locking this door because you’re already half in the bath so pop off]

Casey: [Winnie says we have to say Jimothy waltzes in when he’s back from work and she’s either still in the bath or literally getting out as he appears so it’s like ? hello]

Janis: [honestly a gamble who that would’ve been for you there, can tell him about being struck down with this headache for skiving like oh yes, hello, nothing to see here]

Casey: [him actually having a piss and ruining your relaxation for real, no bants detected]

Janis: [at least you aren’t actually that bitch, probably looks weird that you’ve run yourself a romantic bath in the day then but we can if we want to, babe]

Casey: [me saying she can’t have the light on she’s got a headache, Jimmy in the style of I’m claustrophobic, Darren]

Janis: [lmao, god, get with the programme]

Casey: [when we know the tea is that Bobby has probably already said something via text or whatever so that’s what he’s focused on and not your romantic bath]

Janis: [sorry Bobby but we are respectfully downplaying it like it wasn’t anything that wild, Casey was having some kind of work related row via phone and got frustrated and Bobby happened to walk down at the wrong time, nbd, everyone’s separated and cooled off]

Casey: [and respectfully I’m gonna say Casey has left before you got home seeing as he knows what time you do because I’m not trying to have you two brawling about it on this day]

Janis: [‘tis for the best, just like I know Bobby is shook up but he’ll get over it, no cause for alarm here]

Casey: [it’s how we know he and Libi have been hardcore sheltered because Casey has done so much worse, he’s literally beaten Jimmy up before now so it really isn’t that dramatic in the grand scheme but]

Janis: [like, I get that he is a violent person so you have a right to be scared but also, we all lose our temper and do things like that, it wasn’t directed at you, soz; but anyway]

Janis: Everything’s all sorted here, doubt he’ll bring it up whenever he sees you next

Casey: Tah for sorting it, soz that his tears ruined whatever tea he were trying to crack on with for you

Janis: I’ll survive, was a big lunch

Casey: yeah, it’ll keep me going for ages, all that

Janis: good

Janis: not gonna sort everything but it’s something

Casey: Did you mean what you said before

Janis: Which bit

Janis: not copping to talking a lot or anything

Casey: about the sort of boyfriend I’d be, she wants to see us

Janis: yeah, ‘course you could be

Casey: alright, I’ll head over for a bit, sort how weird I behaved to her earlier

Janis: alright, good luck

Casey: you’re not off to bed yet, are you

Janis: no, still not a grandma, like

Casey: 😏 could’ve just admitted the bath was such a top idea and worked that well, like

Janis: I remember saying tah at the time

Casey: if seeing her ain’t one of my better ones, you’ll be about, all I’m asking

Janis: I mean, if you need to come back here or call, eithers fine, yeah

Casey: okay

Janis: sure it’ll be fine

Casey: loads of faith in me, you

Casey: but nah, it will

Janis: be rude to say a lack of faith in her so yeah, something like that

Casey: don’t sound like something you’d ever say

Janis: are you calling me rude or polite there?

Casey: take your pick, girl, I’ve had all my faves today, least I can do

Janis: don’t bother me either way, boy

Casey: don’t listen to a word I say, is why, but it’s another fave of mine, so

Janis: bullshit don’t I

Casey: remind us to test you next time we get chance

Janis: always ready

Casey: what I like to hear

Janis: shouldn’t do, means I prove you wrong

Casey: I ain’t you, I can hack being wrong in the right circumstances

Janis: you would have to be, you’re wrong so much more often than me

Casey: not denying it

Janis: only messing, dickhead

Casey: must be feeling loads better then, dickhead

Janis: was just a headache

Casey: and he’s back now

Janis: yeah?

Casey: bound to cheer you up having that lad about

Janis: if you like

Casey: if you like, mate, you who’s in love with him

Janis: you get used to each other though, you’ll see

Casey: you pair got used to each other maybe, me and her ain’t acting 90 no time soon

Janis: you don’t know each other

Janis: it’s what happens, it’s unavoidable if you stick around

Casey: great pep talk

Janis: it’s you who wants to do it

Casey: you said I’d be good at it

Janis: I know

Janis: you know what you’re signing yourself up for though, right?

Casey: been warned there, haven’t I

Janis: I don’t know

Casey: go on, what else is it you wanna tell me

Janis: nothing

Janis: just do your own research, yeah

Casey: see you in a bit then, yeah

Janis: 👋

Casey: [go see your gf then boy cos clearly your big plan is you're gonna throw yourself into this fully and then you’ll both be in love with other peeps and that’s how you’re gonna make it okay for Janis the way you promised to, love that we’re full circle, starting and ending the convo with this gf, what a day]

Janis: [what a day indeed]

Casey: [we should probs post this and decide where we wanna go next, Winnie is staring at me so he’s gotta have lots of evil ideas]

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lucyandthepen · 2 years

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“Because I want you to like me. Just me.” NAHHH THATS A HUGE RED FLAG JENO NEEDS TO BE GONE! No but seriously that is kinda of (very) weird of him to say especially after he just told her he knows she likes him and instead of confirming his feelings he just tells her to keep on liking him without any other comment, he’s fr gonna lead her on like this, I feel bad for mc 😭

ALSO I’m sorry but I’m rooting for jaemin and her 🤭 the funny part is that they barely interact in the story but I still want them to end up together cos jaemin is all I could ask for in a guy. He’s nice funny and not a trouble maker AND he’s smart too like that’s so hot plus he knows how to have fun and respect other’s boundaries like I’m so in love with him (this may or may not be due to my own personal bias towards him in general lmaoo💀) the only problem is that his actions are not clear to assume whether he likes her as more than a friend or not 😒

AND POOR RENJUN I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM. I was definitely on his side when he called Jeno out cos what jeno did WAS a dick move and i support him, though I understand how embarrassing it must’ve been. mc fr is too into jeno to the point all she thinks about is him but I can’t blame her as she is still in a honeymoon phase.

CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART COS EVERYTHING UP TO THIS POINT WAS AMAZING 🤩🤩🤩

<3 anon

i actually woke up to this message and i gotta tell you this was a TRIP i kinda feel like i went on a roller coaster BUT I AM DETERMINED TO ANSWER EVERYTHING SO cracks knuckles let's get down to business !!! i absolutely think that there's an issue with how jeno says things and i am not even hiding or denying the fact that it's lowkey problematic SJBIFJBSIJB like i said i think he is a somewhat selfish person that can't tell the difference between genuinely expressing interest and simply reinforcing someone's interest in him ............... but that really isn't a product of malice imo he just a lil Not It and probably can't see anything in a more empathetic way (like idt he really thinks about what a person would want to hear from him in a situation like this) as for jaemin........... I THINK MANY PEOPLE R ON THIS MC/JAEMIN BOAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT? i always think that's valid?? to be completely honest w you i perceive jaemin as the kind of person who figures out what he wants very quickly (in comparison to jeno who always seems to sit in the field of ambiguity) but what he does about it is a totally different story? there's definitely no wrong intention about how he acts and there's also nothing calculated about it IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE ??? this jaemin is pretty honest but he also doesn't overtly do anything or force a situation even if his feelings are plain as day BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE !!! he's also not a one punch roll over kinda guy and i think that is very important............ in the future :^)

renjun has many rights in this fic and his perception is like 85% correct most of the time BUT his execution is VERY bad. my writing could be very POOR in this regard but there are very weak hints that renjun likes mc, but the question is also why (ik this sounds bad but there's a logical reason) SJFISDJf i don't think renjun is unjustified AT ALL in what he thinks because (1) he's a slightly more objective party when regarding jeno even though there's a slight tint of ew and (2) mc is a little too blinded and as a friend, i feel like it's normal to get annoyed at that kind of behavior because she literally talks like if jeno asked her to woof in the hallway she would get on all fours and do it and JFBIFJBSJIBJBJ like i just feel like that's upsetting to see as a friend because you know that two people should be on equal footing in a relationship if that's where it's headed? so i feel like him constantly trying to knock some sense into her is not a problem BUT i feel like there's also a time and place to do it especially if you know the other person is not in a good place (i.e. she won't listen to you because of her blinded behavior).

and there was no real point about this but i'd also like to add that mc is ................................................. easily one of the most unreliable narrators which is a pleasure to write but frustrating to deal with in context because all of her ideas are very skewed. you have someone who might lose a friendship and still be on the crush's side (which, again, is normal if you're blinded) and who literally views herself as someone lesser than jeno (again, contextually normal but not great) yet believes that this is how the world should be despite being told it's really not ... but you also can't blame her completely because if you're that into something / someone, you tend to have tunnel vision and dont notice what you're doing wrong until it's way too late. in this case, you make a lot of mistakes you don't notice and people don't know how to blame you for, which means she doesn't really know that she has anything to apologize for either. :^( this is a problem that's going to keep coming up until she opens her eyes a bit more :(

anyWAYS THANK YOU FOR THE LONG MESSAGE AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LONG RESPONSE i just had Much to get out there because i love discussing this (and other) fics but have NO friends to do so with (my writing life is a big ol secret) so THIS WAS GREAT AND I HOPE YOU KEEP ENJOYING MWAHH!

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sleepysnk · 2 years

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YES PLEASE TALK ABOUT WHATEVER KINK NSFW HCS YOU HAVE ABOUT JIRAIYA i swear to gawd i could talk about his gross sleazy ass all day long

a/n: I HAD TO WRITE FOR JIRAIYA BECAUSE HE IS JUST SO FINE. i also consider him the kinkiest man in naruto, so i hope you enjoy!

characters: jiraiya

warnings: canonverse, nsfw, smut, size kink, overstimulation, edging, slight dacryphillia, breeding kink, praising, oral sex f!receiving, fingering, slight corruption, spanking (?), some rough sex, daddy kink.

Jiraiya:

- now, where do i even begin with this man.

- jiraiya is fine as hell, and he’s literally the author of straight up porn. he’s also a man who knows the female anatomy very well, so expect this man to be very kinky and full of surprises. he loves to try new things, especially when it comes to you. he likes seeing what works and what doesn’t. you know, for research!

- i am a firm believer that jiraiya has a huge dick. i’m talking like 7.5 inches with some serious girth. it’s always poking out whenever he wears a robe, and i swear that thing floats when he’s sitting in the hot springs.

- jiraiya has a seriously high sex drive. he’s the type to last multiple rounds, and he gets horny very fast. do not provoke this guy unless you wanted to be fucked in the middle of the woods. he has no problem doing it. he will make it happen.

- this man knows how to eat pussy. i am not bluffing when i say it. he will eat your cunt out for hours, and he doesn’t stop until you’re shaking or pushing his head away. he loves to make you cum all over his mouth. seeing how much you squirm makes him even more turned on. he loves to overstimulate you, and hearing you whimper drives him insane.

- along with knowing how to eat you out, he likes to finger you while he does it. he has some really nice fingers, so he will reach all of the spots inside of you to make you feel like you’re going to explode. sometimes jiraiya will keep it nice and slow, while other times he’ll go really fast and leave you crying his name. the mess you make strokes his ego.

- i mentioned above that jiraiya has a huge dick, so i believe he has a size kink. he’s a strong and tall guy. he can easily press you against the wall and fuck you against it without worrying about you falling. he loves to see his fat tip spreading your lips apart. he stretches you to your limit, and you always feel very full with him.

- he will praise the absolute shit out of you. he knows how much you love when he calls you a good girl in bed, so he uses that to his advantage. his voice is so smooth and nice, so you’ll definitely be over the moon with his praises.

- “such a good girl for me.. you’re taking my cock so well..”

- now sometimes if he’s feeling cocky, or if you’ve been a brat, he’ll edge you.

- he’ll feel your walls slowly tensing around his cock, and he’ll just stop his movements. seeing your desperation sets him off. he loves to hear you beg with tears in your eyes to let you cum. he usually edges you once or twice, but sometimes he’ll do it three times. your sweet voice drives him crazy, and he loves whenever you cry out his name.

- he has a fucking daddy kink. idc what anybody says.

- jiraiya lowkey has a corruption kink. the idea of your sweet brain being taken over by him is extremely erotic to him.

- he doesn’t really have a favorite position. jiraiya can easily make you feel good in any way possible, so there isn’t a set position every single time. though, if you’re in doggy style, he loves to grab and slap your ass. he sometimes leaves marks on your skin too.

- most of the time, jiraiya is the dominant one. he’s hardly ever a submissive, so don’t expect to ever try and take over. he loves being in control, so giving that up would be really hard.

- the sex between you can really vary, but most of the time it is very rough. jiraiya is very nasty during the moment, so he grabs, squeezes, pulls at anything he can get his hands on. he also usually doesn’t play nice, and you’re sometimes left a tired mess once he’s done. he takes sex very seriously, and he expects the same from you. though, if you need a moment he stops.

- I STRONGLY BELIEVE HE HAS A BREEDING KINK.

- jiraiya loves to cum inside of you all the time. stuffing you full with his cum is always on his mind whenever the two of you fuck. there’s nothing more hotter than his thick seed dripping out of your pretty hole. he doesn’t like to let it go to waste, so he figures he’ll put it in a nice spot.

- he has the hottest grunts and moans.

- he’s so hot, he can fucking corrupt me.

#summer responds #naruto x reader #naruto fanfiction #naruto headcanons #naruto smut #jiraiya #jiraiya x reader #anime #naruto #tw: corruption #anime headcanons

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elysianslove · 3 years

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omg wait ok who in jjk do you think is an ass, thigh or tits person?? also congrats on 4k thats so sexc of u!!! you're so talented you deserve every one of them <33 MWAH

bb thank you so much ily so much <333 kiss kiss mwah <333 and! thank you for asking this i have been waiting for this ask to come into my inbox. warning; suggestive and mentions of nsfw

ITADORI YUUJI is an ass person. aside from the fact that it’s canon, i see him as someone that’s just mesmerized with ass. loves seeing it in jeans, or those patterned loose pants yk the one that make everyone’s ass jiggle, or in a tight dress, or in booty shorts. and not just that! he loves to be touching you too. as his s/o, you are never free from his groping hands. loves to lift you up and just place his hands on your ass, to ‘keep you steady’ or whatever, and also loves to lay on your ass if you’re on your stomach. makes you laugh so it jiggles against his head/cheek. he’s a bit too shy to smack your ass in public, but catch him doing it all the time at home. like as you’re passing by him or standing there minding your business. or just always having a handful of your ass when you two are sitting down/cuddling. definitely fake fucks you when you bend over too just saying.

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI i see more as a tits kinda guy. he says doesn’t have a preference, but that all changes when he sees you in a low-cut revealing shirt. he’s a respectful guy so he will be trying not to look. it doesn’t really work though. it’s not that he doesn’t like ass or thighs, it’s more that whenever he sees your tits it goes to his dick a lot quicker lmao. he loves, loves, loves it when you don’t wear a bra, no matter the shirt you wear, no matter your breast size, and if it’s see through as well? consider him dead. oh and megumi’s hands are large. i’m not saying he has a size kink but, there’s just something about the way they look against your breasts. also! he really likes,,, just, kinda, fondling with them. holding them, groping them, as he’s sitting there. it’s fun. and warm. also adores stuffing his face against your chest, even if you have small tits, he just likes it. it’s all about the intimacy of laying on your lover’s naked chest for him <3

KUGISAKI NOBARA is definitely a tits kinda girl. like no questions, no criticisms, nothing just vibes and titties. she loves the way they look, the way they feel, in her hands, in her mouth, literally anything and everything. considering she has breasts too, she knows just how comforting it is to hold onto them just randomly. if you have big breasts, she’s in heaven as she stuffs her face against them, nothing nsfw just cause. if you have small breasts, she’s still in heaven as she just sucks on them as a stress reliever. she’s like a toddler when she’s stressed like ‘lemme suck on your tiddies pls’ lmfao. also!! she is a fashion icon, an star, an idol, she knows the type of clothes that look flattering and which don’t. also she loves to go bra shopping with you just so she can get into the changing room and start groping and bouncing your breasts to test out the bra, as she claims. but yes, she’s a titties girl!

RYOMEN SUKUNA is, if not an all kinda guy, a thighs man. wears them like ear muffs lmfao. his infatuation was first purely nsfw, and he would show it by constantly leaving bruises all over them, marking you, whether it was from his tight, vice like grip, or from his mouth. but then over time it became just genuine love and fascination, especially after that one time you had whined at him after sex to just massage your sore thighs for you. he’d begrudgingly agreed, but then he ended up loving the feel of kneading them in his strong hands. and after growing comfortable with cuddling, his favorite position is just where his head is in between your thighs and your ankles are crossed at his chest. he can stay like that for hours honestly. also he likes to have his hands resting there, squeezing every once in a while. but, like i said, sukuna just likes your body in general.

INUMAKI TOGE was a little more difficult to decide, and i’m still not that sure of this, but i think he’d be an ass person, just because i think he’s lowkey very touchy with his s/o and he’d like to just— rest his hands there all the time. likes it when the two of you are cuddling and you leg is lifted up across him, allowing him to settle his hand on the curve of your ass. also he’s lowkey a very cheeky person when it comes to his s/o, so i can just imagine as you’re laying down on your tummy, he pats your ass and every time it jiggles he giggles to himself lightly. also the type to rest against his s/o’s ass just cause but he would actually fall asleep like that. also! whenever he’s resting like that, he likes to give your ass a little peck, just a small smooch, a token of appreciation if you will, before he pats where he kissed lightly, and in his own way he just says, “nice :D.”

GOJŌ SATORU. ass. ass. ass. ass. ass. ass man! is absolutely in love with your ass. smacks it in public with zero shame, just sends a teasing grin your way, and like, finger guns at you with a wink or something. when you walk past him at home in shorts or like only your underwear, he likes to give it a nice little pat. every single time. and when you bend over while he’s sitting on the couch or laying on the bed or something, he calls out in the cheekiest, most teasing, most annoying voice, “nice.” i hate his sexy ass sm. does tiktoks with you that include you throwing it back on him because he wants to give you reason to. loves to watch you put on your clothes, especially jeans, when you like jump in them. he’s just a pervert with a license to constantly hit on you.

NANAMI KENTŌ is also definitely an ass man. look at him. tell me he doesn’t love ass. loves to fondle and grope it all the time, no matter where you are, and he’s very good at making it look subtle too so he gets away with doing in public too. nanami strikes me as someone that’s slightly possessive, not unhealthily so, but he does always like to subtle hand on you whenever the two of you are out, and more often than not his hand’s resting right above your ass. also he’s a very giving partner, in all ways, so i see him offering to give you massages all the time. definitely lingers on your ass, kneading strongly yet softly, even if you don’t need it? he just likes to do it. is not as open about it as the others, but he’s very obvious about it hehe

ZENIN MAKI is a thighs girl. also is the type to love stuffing her face in between them, but it’s a fixation kinda thing where she cannot stop ogling at your legs, specifically your thighs. loves to grope and squeeze at them all the time, and her all time favorite thing is seeing you in thigh highs, where the stockings squeeze at your thighs just a little. it makes her mind cloud over.

ZENIN MAI is a a tits girl. i was thinking maybe she’s an ass girl, but i’m so certain she wouldn’t be able to take her eyes off of you or your cleavage if you wore anything to show off your breasts. definitely likes to lay on your chest and kiss and suckle on them, just randomly. also kinda a possessive thing, cause she will absolutely leave marks. she just. loves your tits okay?

GETŌ SUGURU is an ass man. loves seeing you all dressed up in outfits that show your ass off, and almost always he won’t really touch, not unless the two of you were really intimate, but he looks. he looks so much, and he makes it so obvious that he’s checking you out. in public, at home, doesn’t matter. he’ll be eyeing you up and down and will have this sultry smirk as he glances at your ass. kinda hot ngl.

MAHITO is also a little bit tricky because i want to say ass, but i also want to say tits. somewhere in between ass and tits then. he has like,,, moods for them you know. sometimes he won’t stop ogling at your breasts, and other times he can’t keep his hands off your ass. either way, he’s very teasing about it, and he will buy you really provocative clothes to show both off. so kind <3

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lunaastoir · 3 years

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fluff/relationships w the mondstadt crew

characters included: diluc, kaeya, and jean

gn! reader as always <3

tw: fluff??? domesticity??? crack??? ideal relationships w people who will never be real??? also mentions of alcohol!

an: so i’m back w a sequel to my “fluff/relationships w the liyue crew” since you guys seemed to really like it <3 thank you my heart is literally melting 😩 this post was getting too long so i excluded some of the characters but expect a part. 2 (more like part 3 but part 2 to the mondstadt version)!

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diluc

man. this MAN.

that’s it, that’s the headcanon.

he would literally be the most doting lover in the softest ways

SUCH a soft romantic like you thought you knew love??? nah this man will show you what love is

will constantly leave you things around the winery to convey his silent thank you’s and appreciation for you putting up with him being busy for most of the day

it’s always the most thoughtful things ever too like-

you mentioned how nice it would be to have some fresh lemonade with the hotter weather outside but it was too late in the day to actually go to the market in search of fresh lemons

the next day you walked downstairs only to be greeted with a pitcher of cool lemonade with a side of lemon bars

there was a note attached to the handle of the pitcher <3

“i recall you mentioning how lemonade would be perfect for the warmer weather so i decided to make some for you this morning. i hope it’s still cool by the time you drink it. love, d”

pls sir your hand in marriage

he secretly loves it when you usher him to bed after waking up in the dead of night to see him working by candlelight on reports

soft hands on his cheeks gently whispering about how, it’s been far too long and come to bed, darling and there will be time for this in the morning

his protests are light given the dark purple hues under his crimson eyes but he’ll still make a little fuss

don’t let this man fool you tho he’s so so touched that you care enough to check up on him and drag him to bed!!

sometimes on the days he has a bit more free time, the two of you will quickly grab your dinners and race to the highest spot in the winery to watch the setting sun

these moments are always filled with laughter, something you’ve found you’re easily able to pull out of diluc, simply because it’s you

uncontrollable sobbing

he would let you paint his nails black like the angsty man he is

frankly he would let you do anything to him if it makes you happy <3

ok but wait diluc w bLACK NAILS?? AND RINGS??? i would die on the spot ⚰️

on the topic of makeup, this man is surprisingly really good w it

i like to think he learned after practicing on kaeya when they were younger bc kaeya was really into makeup

you found out after babysitting klee one day and trying failing to draw eyeliner on the sweet girl after her “big brother ‘bedo!”

you hastily grabbed some wipes, gently wiping off the messed up design before attempting to dive back in

diluc however, had some down time so he decided to check up on his favorite chaotic duo

only to be met with a pile of dirtied makeup wipes, your frustrated expression, and klee’s growing jitteriness

swiftly moving to your side, he quietly asked if you needed help

you glanced up quizzically before handing him the eyeliner, already looking around to find more makeup wipes when this inevitably goes wrong

to your utter surprise tho the eyeliner is perfect??? two perfect winged lines??? in less than a minute??? WHAT

you just stood there like 😦 before diluc got back up and handed you the eyeliner

you were short-circuiting, klee was ecstatic, diluc was worried about you

ok last thing abt diluc

crack! warning but the both of you like lowkey pranking kaeya

for diluc it’s revenge on his annoying brother; for you it’s good - natured sibling rivalry fun

every time the two of you see kaeya, one of you always swipes something of his

small things really, it could be a pen or a handkerchief

one time, diluc swiped kaeya’s spare eyepatch and from the looks of it, kaeya’s only spare black eyepatch bc he was frantically looking for it yk he’s desperate when he even asked diluc if he saw it

the two of you spent an hour nearly laughing your asses off

all in all, life w him is so sweet

kaeya

pretty boy? pretty boy.

while i can’t guarantee stability, life would never be boring w this man that’s for sure

piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides

he LOVES it, the feel of you on his back while he’s walking around mondstadt most likely carrying you to your commission

he finds it comforting especially since he can hear the rumble of your voice against him while you recount stories, or just babble on about everything under the sun

he is SO dramatic so obviously when y’all reach the site of the commission he has to kill all the monsters even tho the both of you agreed to split it up evenly

he makes quick work of his set before stealing some of yours much to your chagrin

you scold him but can you really be mad at him when he looks drop dead gorgeous freezing the hilichurls the answer is no, no you cannot be

oh my god ok wait-

he does this thing where he tries to spook you in public

so say you’re getting groceries at the mondstadt general store

you round the corner just minding your own business, looking around, taking in the sunshine

and suddenly you just hear someone drop in behind you but before you can register anything you hear a soft “boo” and hands circle your waist

you jump SIKE let’s be honest you shrieked

meanwhile kaeya’s just laughing his ass off

you can hear his rich peals of laughter while you attempt to regain your bearings

he does this so often you SHOULD be used to it but you really aren’t bc mans is SNEAKY-

he cards his fingers in your hair whenever you’re speaking

he doesn’t know why, it’s just a cute habit and he finds the feel of his fingers in your hair soothing

oH on the topic of comfort, kaeya really likes resting two fingers on the back of your neck???

ik he seems like the type to throw his arm around your shoulder which yes he totally is but during more serious conversations his hand automatically seeks out the warmth of your neck

your neck feels amazing especially during the warmer months due to his chilly fingers contrasting with your warm skin

he likes that he’s able to access such a vulnerable part of you and you would willingly let him

HE GETS YOU MATCHING OUTFITS

no i will NOT take criticism on this i just kNOW he’s that type of guy

it would be those stupid “i’m his” and “they’re mine” sweatshirts like BYE

it’s so cringy but for some reason it’s oddly adorable and you truly despise it but you can’t seem to say no whenever he asks

you pretend to ignore the look of pity diluc throws your way whenever he sees you like this

kaeya really loves accessories so i think he would be the type to give you a promise ring or something similar to show that he truly does care for you

he would brush it off, flirting a little like usual before handing you the ring

with the way his cheeks softly darken though, you know he’s being genuine

TICKLE FIGHTS ik i mentioned this for childe but shhhh

he has tickle fingers??? his hands just loOK like they’re itching to tickle someone so you’ll most likely be the unfortunate victim

he will not show you mercy. at all. he’ll tickle you until there are tears streaming from your eyes, your face is hot, and your voice is hoarse from laughing so damn hard

it gives him such a rush of serotonin its SO CUTE

i feel like this goes without saying but he’s super into pda,,, anything and everything is on the table

hand holding? duh. ass grabs? ofc. carrying you bridal style around mondstadt? why not

ik he’s typically very playful but once the relationship reaches a certain stage, he’ll slowly start to let down the walls that surround his facade

very very slowly show you the more realistic parts of him

the real, damaged pieces of his soul

he’ll be carefully monitoring your reaction though, any sign of fear or disgust will have him recoiling within himself again and you most likely will never see his true nature ever again

SO BE CAREFUL 👹

once you’ve seen the parts of him he’s offered to you, the hushed whispers of his past, and the uncertain lines of his future, he will take off his eyepatch

pretends like he’s not super nervous but he’s SWEATING-

the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen though hands down

you can understand why he covers it up but you would like it if he felt comfortable enough to take off the eyepatch occasionally when he’s with you

also!!! sleeps with his eyepatch side facing you (in the event he wears it to bed)

if this happens you KNOW he trusts you bc it’s his blindside <3

anyways life w kaeya will never be boring but he is a very complicated man

stay with him though, i promise it’ll be worth it

jean

the key to jean’s heart is coffee and food

GET HER COFFEE AND FOOD

i am begging you she deserves it 😭

the poor woman works so hard bc the knights are so mf understaffed, this is literally the best way you can ever show her your love and appreciation when she has work

she will MELT if you have a hot shower and dinner waiting for her when she inevitably returns later than she promised

will completely refuse at first with, “you did not have to do this, it’s too much” but shush her as you shOULD bc she deserves the entire world

she’s the definition of “you do something for me, i’ll return the favor ten times grander”

you leave a flower on her desk bc it reminded you of her??? you’ll wake up to find a whole bouquet of the prettiest windwheel asters you’ve ever seen the next morning along with a thank you note

she’s so sweet BYE

she gets flustered extremely easily so you obviously use this as an opportunity to tease her

when you’re in public rest your hand on her waist and inch it higher until your hand is underneath her shirt and in contact with her warm skin

she’ll actually short-circuit its quite adorable

sometimes y’all will be cuddling and you’ll hear whispers of her insecurities

“am i a good grand master? will i ever be as valiant as vanessa?”

reassure her!!! tell her that she doesn’t need to be like vanessa, she’s already amazing as jean

if you haven’t seen her in awhile, track her down and schedule a lunch date

she never misses appointments and if it’s for you, she’ll gladly make time to see you even if she has to stay up even later than usual

OH-

GIVE HER MASSAGES

she has so much tension and the sorest muscles from hunching over papers and running around on errands

if you sneak into her office and quietly stand behind her before gently pushing down on the sore tendons of her neck, she’ll genuinely fall over on her desk

so make sure you steady her 😀

after you feel how tight her muscles are though, you drag her to barbara bc she needs a healer asap 😭

while most of your time is spent in her office - you helping out in the ways you can while jean is overseeing knight duties - you still have your fair share of life outside of the favonius headquarters

jean never likes to sit still so whenever you have free time, the both of you head off looking for monsters to clear

bouken da bouken???

adventuring w jean is seriously the funnest thing you could ever do

it’s just non-stop you accidentally getting into trouble and her having to come help you

even tho the both of you are dead tired after fighting, what? 20 hilichurl camps now??? the laughter and joy in your eyes shows how you both truly loved every minute of it

it’s both a stress reliever, good fun, and a work-out <3

you’re definitely prone to getting dragged to angel’s share w kaeya

kaeya and jean sometimes hang out after work at the tavern so inevitably you’re dragged along too

all three of you are drunk out of your minds which just makes everything a MILLION times funnier

kaeya slurring over his words makes the two of you start cackling endlessly while diluc just shakes his head making sure to not give you more wine despite your pleas

angel’s share ft. kaeya and bartender diluc are always the best times fr fr

life with her literally feels like y’all are married

so much domesticity it’s so NICE ALJDKSFH

your house is always so clean and the color scheme is impeccable bc jean has such a good eye

you have a chore schedule 😎 but it almost never works out bc jean ends up doing everything without you knowing-

you always confront her abt it and she’s like 😁 “i had some time so i did them! no worries tho” like i- time??? where bitc-

oH- she has amazing style so you can bet shopping w her is literally the best experience

she takes you to all of the hidden gems some places lisa recommended and helps you pick out things

will 100% get really blushy if you come out in something and ask her for her opinion tho she’s literally the cutest

basically jean is a sweet girl who deserves the entirety of teyvat that is all.

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3

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husbandohunter · 3 years

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Stardew Impact [Genshin+Stardew Valley/xReader]

Part 1/3 Kaeya, Diluc

Synopsis: “A mysterious phenomenon brought you and your s/o to an unfamiliar world: Pelican Town! Without the power of Visions, the two of you begin to learn the life of what it takes to be...a farmer?”

(DOMESTIC FARM LIFE YIP YIP)

Coming soon...

Albedo and Childe

Zhongli and Xiao

(A/N): So the brainrot was real in this one. I planned to add Albedo for a Mondstadt edition but kinda went overboard so I gotta split this one into parts too. Wordcount_almost 2k spspspsp

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Diluc

• Already has the whole year planned in his head. Literally if Diluc were to play this game, he'd have a booming farm within year ONE. Calm and collected through and through, though the new environment raises alot of questions, as long as you were still with him, Diluc ain't complaining

• The town welcomes you two with open arms. It was all thanks to the attire. Diluc wore his usual dark coat adorned with regal gold while you had a dress made of Liyue's finest silk, one that he bought for you. Needless to stay both of you reeked the aura of rich aristocrats (Mayor Lewis is pleased that greedy bastard)

• Once the farm was permitted to your owndership, Diluc began to think of ways to turn it into a vineyard. He was a businessman afterall. Although the staff back at the Dawn Winery were the ones who tended the field, Diluc still knew a few things about planting due to his childhood days Master Crepus would bring him out to their yard and demonstrated the process of gardening. He still remembers those days clearly, doing the very same this moment with you.

• Occasionally works at the Saloon bar. It was the perfect opportunity. As you took care of the farm side, Diluc continues to look for more ways to increase the income while gathering information from the folks around town. Gus LOVES to have him over, like he's just so efficient and reliable! They soon become good friends saying if Diluc were ever to own a wine stock, he would gladly buy from him.

• This is why Diluc would stay a little later due to just chatting with the people from the bar. One time you walked into the Saloon only to the front desk with Emily alone. Turns out the others were in the other room, too busy playing a game of pool. You decided to leave him be since it was rare to have Diluc so relaxed in leisure activities. Thus in the end, you spent your time chatting with Emily until a whole hour has passed before your lover notices and apologizes for losing track of time.

• Everything felt like a dream because it was his dream. To live a life undisturbed from chaos, his duties and the dangers that lurk in Teyvat, Diluc grew fond of the domesticity. There was nothing he loved more than to spend his hours by your side, day after day, returning home to your freshly handmade meals.

• Spring: Already up and early planting the parnersnips (I'm very soft for gardener Diluc you see). What do you expect from a workaholic? Even during his leisure time you would often find him near some plant as he does consider this hobby quite therapeutic. But when it rains, Diluc would be standing beside you with an arm around your shoulder, smiling contently as you lean into his touch. He gazes through the dripping window and silently admires the current progress you both made on the farm.

• Between the two annual spring festivities, I would say the flower dance. Diluc is a private man and would prefer to take things where no eyes were on sight. But with a little bit of nudging from Gus (your wingman), he gives in and leads you to the center stage. Elegant. Graceful. The way you two moved together became the talk of the event. Though, Diluc was already used to people staring by now, all he needed to do was to ignore them and keep his focus on you.

• Summer: No blankets in bed. Nope, its bloody hot in Pelican Town. He tends to stay indoors or anywhere with shade, in other words, his work hours in the Saloon increased.

• Diluc always has a nice cold drink prepared for you if by any chance you were to pay a visit after a whole day of labour. It's a habit he's made subconciously as if it would be a natural occurance for you to enter the door. His colleagues would ask him who did he make that drink for? Honestly so cute i cri

• Moments like these remind him of Mondstadt, where he quietly wipes the glasses while listening to you talk. Your voice is soothing. Sun rays peek from the side casting onto the umber tables, reflecting a rich golden light as the radio plays a soft song in the background. It's so peaceful, the town was small hence not many people visited the bar, Diluc came to appreciate this warm privacy (plus no Venti and Kaeya which is a huge pog realization).

• Autumn: Harvest time baby. The kegs are full and the sheds are full of kegs. This season was huge stonks and the house ended up getting an upgrade. Diluc is the type of man who wants to make sure that his spouse wouldn't have to work another day of her life. I reckon this is why he's so ambitious because he wants you to have the best and you deserve the best. (Husband material. Slap a ring on him ladies).

When there was no more work left to do, time would be spend peacefully exploring the woods. While you skipped a few steps ahead as the leaves crunched beneath your feets, Diluc follows slowly from behind. He sees your back but his eyes stares somewhere far beyond whats in front of him: His future.

It was such a stark contrast to the one he envisioned before. One filled with uncertaintly, blocked by darkness with no silver lining in sight, endlessly wandering as he drags the claymore against the ground. There was never a day in which the Darknight hero wouldn't think of Mondstadt. Leaving the city in the incompetent hands of Ordo Favonious while Abyss Mages continue to lurk fuels him to find a way to return as soon as possible and yet...

"Higher big sis!" Jas tightens her hold on the ropes as you pushed the swing with all your might. She laughs, like a child, it was full of innocence and joy. Later Vincent came in and nugdes you, asking when his turn will come.

"You wanna go too? Alright alright don't worry," waiting for Jas to come down, you lift the boy up so that he was seated safely on the chair, "3..2..1 go!"

He wonders if he could just be a little selfish for once.

• Winter: Best man to have in this season. Every morning Diluc would find himself restricted in movements due to a pair of arms around his waist and legs entangled with yours. Turns out you've been doing it subconciously because he's just so warm (Diluc keeps it lowkey and pretends to sleep longer cuz of it)

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Kaeya

• Haha looks like the portal is gone, guess we'll be stuck forever :)). No kidding Kaeya would be so down to stay here for the rest of his life and the best part is to spend it with you. He doesn't show a shred of concern regarding Teyvat, not like he's easily shaken by events that are abnormal, but you can see that Kaeya is truly and genuinely happy. (You're stunned).

• Oho we also have this marvelous landscape just for the two of us? And a cozy little cabin to go along with it as well? This should be fun~

• Of course Kaeya would also know a few things about planting, just the basics since he did grow up with Diluc. When they were kids, Crepus would give each of them their own pots so they can grow their own plants. It eventually became a competitive thing where whoever's plant grows the fastest gets to eat the other person's dessert for a year (no one wins. They end up sabotaging each other which Diluc started first, thinking it'll be funny as a joke).

• You are, and will be going on dates with him. In fact, the amount of dates you two went on increased since then. The townspeople would call you two "lovebirds" since he's practically by your side 24/7.

• I mean he doesn't have the responsibilities as a Cavalry Captain anymore so what else is there to do?

• Would attend all annual events no matter what season.

• Evelyn constantly gushes how much of a wonderful pair you and Kaeya make and often is the one who provides Kaeya a fresh bouqet of flowers for him to use as a gift. George on the otherhand just rolled his eyes mumbling something along the lines of "youngsters these days" and "crazy hormones."

• Befriends Pam. Love for beer plus somewhat cynical attitude? They get along real swell! She starts sending some recipes into the mailbox of course saying if yall ever need a hand, let her know.

• Spring: I can see Kaeya be switching back and forth between caring for the farm or taking quests posted on Pierre's bulletin board. He likes to keep things interesting, learning the ways of the new world while also getting to know the people around town.

• Would NOT return Mayor Lewis' shorts in which he found in Marnie's room. It's such high quality blackmail material. Kaeya is currently plotting what is the best way to use it to his advantage.

• He didn't tell you of course.

• Summer: There are no blankets because he is your blanket. Since your cabin was small so was the bed. That's why he has to hold you so that no one falls off when rolling over. Either he hugs you with your nose close to his neck, or your back against his chest while spooning you or holding hands if sleeping on your sides became too much. Yall need a serious house upgrade.

• For some reason Kaeya becomes more energetic in the summer. He lets you rest in the shade while handling the farm work for the time being. If you guys got a pet it would be a cat. Hes the first one to refill their bowl every morning outside.

Another day passes as summer comes to an end, the town’s Mayor invited you and your lover to see the annual Dance Of the Moonlight Jellies. Kaeya being the opportunist was delighted to come along. Locking the door of your house, you follow him down the path and made your way to the beach.

Everyone from town was already gathered by the docks when the sun had disappeared down the horizon. You stood by his side in a space far from the others, watching the candle boats set off to ride the waves, lighting up a small ray of light for creatures to find.

“Wow,” your tone almost above a whisper, “If only our friends back home could see this too.”

“Perhaps,” he says. Kaeya slips his fingers into yours and you shot him a curious glance, “But let us enjoy this moment shall we? Just the two of us.”

And there they were. A sea of luminescence radiating colours of brilliant blue with hints of green like a city of laterns floating in a world below. Their image reflects in the star of Kaeya's eyes as he wonders, where would they go? Where would the light lead them? They were so free with nothing to worry, so serene just like the sea and unknowningly, he squeezes your hand. It was a sense for confirmation. One to remind him that this moment was indeed a reality he wishes to keep.

Autumn: Finally a house upgrade and a kitchen!! Because it was harvest season, you guys end up making a set of delicious meals with all the recipes the townspeople gave you. Kaeya can cook since he lived by himself back in Mondstadt. Most of the stuff he learned to make were food that can be accompanied by alcohol though...

• Ahah remember Mayor Lewis' lucky shorts? He found a use for them. It was displayed on the stands during the Stardew Valley Fair (Oh my how did this get here? Must be the wind). Ends up buying a Rarecrow for the farm when Lewis bribes him not to tell this to anyone.

Winter: This was mostly an indoor season for the both of you. With the existence of television, nights would be spent until morning while watching movies at the couch. A blanket drapes around your shoulders as extends to his. Oh and don't forget the hot chocolate!

#genshin impact #stardew valley #genshin impact headcanons #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #nya-writes #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines

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binunus · 3 years

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sex with bin x eunwoo (m)

a/n THIS WHOLE ALBUM??? IS SO GOOD??? LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK !!!

also im so so sorry that i keep disappearing, every time I think I have a break in school, my professors keep going like sike here’s a new assignment and group presentation 🤡, but I swear I’m still working on all the requests, it’s just a real slow progression this time 😔

but thank you all so much for being really patient with me and my works, i legit wanna cry when I think about how sweet all you loves are ❤️

→ genre: smut

→ tw: threesome, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it lovies) dom!binwoo, brat!reader, light bondage?? anal, eiffel tower, oral (f and m receiving), fingering (f and m receiving), ~choking~ bc it’s me, squirting, v-voyeurism??

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oh good fucking lord

I don’t even know where to start

just the thought of getting dicked down by these two immaculate men??? at the same time??? i would sell my soul

and just binwoo are literally my biases?? im still going back and forth between them (even though I think bin is the top)

alright so how does this little thing even start

this is a non-idol au, lowkey this request is giving me frat boy vibes oops i said it

bin and eunwoo are close, they’re best buds

they have fucked the same guy/girl before, but never at the same time

they just have the same taste in people wink wonk

sidenote: bin and eunwoo as bi kings??? so much power fuck

so you are a mutual friend

you met them both in college and have stayed friends since then

but relationships aren’t for you (not yet at least)

the streets™ are still your companion

yes you have fucked both bin and eunwoo before in college, eunwoo once when you were junior, and bin a couple times throughout senior year

you don’t talk to them often, but if something comes up on your feed or a monumental event happens to any one of you, of course you’d spike up some conversation

so you’re coming back in town for a week or so, visiting old friends and family

and bin hits you up like “hey, I saw that you were in town! we should get some dinner and catch up!”

and you were not about to say no to that, bin was a good part of your college years! it would be nice to hang out with him again

alright you weren’t expecting to get action from this dinner – it popped in your mind, yes, but it wasn’t the ulterior motive

but did you try to dress up a little to impress moon bin?? maybe so

and shit, when he showed up to the restaurant looking like a whole ass man??

like did his biceps look more appetizing than the food you were being served? a little bit

conversation was exchanged very easily, you and bin were always a bit flirty with each other, ever since college, but you both knew it never meant anything beyond sex

and so when he asked if you were dating anyone, you knew this was the invitation, and were you going to accept it?? 100%, you haven’t had sex in a while because of your job

and so you find yourself back in bin’s apartment

bin: hm? I guess eunwoo’s not home from work yet

you: eunwoo? as in cha eunwoo? you guys still live together?

bin: yeah, we like living together, rent was cheaper that way, and this place is equidistant from both of our work places...is that a problem??

you: no, I mean it makes sense, just...what if eunwoo comes back while we’re in the middle of fucking...wouldn’t that be weird?

bin shrugging: you’ve had sex with eunwoo in college too, and it’s not like he hasn’t seen me naked before either. who knows he might even wanna join?

he said that as a joke alright

but as soon as he mentioned it, your eyes dilated a bit

bin noticed immediately and he caged you against the wall, a little smirk playing on his lips

bin: you seem to like that idea, y/n. hm? you wanna get fucked by both me and eunwoo? didn’t know you were into threesomes

your cheeks are flushing, you felt seen: would you feel weird if he joined? you guys are friends and roommates

bin shaking his head: me and eunwoo have talked about it before, and honestly this seems like the perfect opportunity. we’re all friends here.

you being nervous a little bit bc a threesome?? with both bin and eunwoo?? those two 6 foot attractive men??

you tried a threesome before bc you were curious, but it wasn’t the best hookup experience

you: should we...? wait for him??

your cheeks are flushed a little, like how were you supposed to go about this

bin smiles bc you look a bit cute right now being all shy and he just pinches your cheek

bin: you got cuter since we graduated y/n

you: shut the fuck up bin, don’t make me tie you up again

bin smirks and his hand moves from your cheek to fully grasp at your neck, he squeezes your throat as he pushes you so that your back collided with the wall: baby, if anyone’s getting tied up tonight, it’s gonna be you

and god if you weren’t horny before, you definitely are now, especially with the way bin was cutting off your airflow??? your head was spinning in the best kind of way

bin slotting his thigh in between your legs as he just crashes his lips onto yours

and he’s still choking you when he literally shoves his tongue down your throat, you have to grab onto his broad shoulders just to steady yourself

making out with bin is so hot

he picks you up by your ass and you wrap your legs around his waist, you both are still making out as he leads you to the couch

you’re straddling him oh lord have mercy

you in between kisses: why don’t we go to your room? what, is it messy?

you moan as he spanks your ass at the quip: we’re gonna need to do something about that smart mouth of yours baby...and we’re here to give eunwoo a little show when he comes home. Why, you need a bed? pillow princess? last time I remember, you were fine getting fucked in the maintenance room.

you two go back to kissing, bin’s hands were gripping at your waist now, lifting up the bottom of your shirt so that you could take it off

never in your life have you been so happy to wear a skirt, you could feel the outline of his bulge against your underwear, the fabric of his jeans giving you just enough friction

and when you start grinding on him, he grunts into your mouth and bites on your lower lip

and fuck when bin removes his shirt? he was always built in college but the definition of his muscles now?? you were literally drooling

you: holy shit bin, isn’t your job in business? where do you find the time to workout?

he’s kissing your neck now: you can always find time to workout y/n, just make it part of your daily routine

exercise evangelist moonbin™

you’re tilting your head to the side giving him more access, bin’s sucking hickeys into your neck and it just feels so good

your neck’s a sensitive spot, if you couldn’t tell

and bin knows that so he’s paying extra attention to your neck, you don’t even notice when his hands go around your torso to unclasp your bra

the two of you are literally just topless on his couch, making out and feeling each other up, when lo and behold, eunwoo comes home

his eyes go wide and he immediately covers his face: jesus christ bin, go to your fucking room

bin starts laughing, you know his laugh where his eyes literally crinkle and he smiles so wide and his laugh increases in pitch, that one

you can’t help but laugh too, you thought you would be embarrassed, but this is a bit funny

you: you don’t have to cover your eyes eunwoo, it’s not like you haven’t seen any of this before

eunwoo: oh shit, hey y/n, didn’t know you were coming over?? well...uh if you guys aren’t gonna go to bin’s room, I’m going to mine and just let me know when you’re done

bin: you sure you wanna go to your room? y/n wants you to join us

eunwoo’s blushing a little bit (he’s not covering his face anymore) when you two meet eyes: are you sure y/n?

you get a bit shy again bc shit, eunwoo in a suit coming from work with silver-blue hair? sexy

you: yeah...if you want to, me and bin are cool with it.

bin’s back to kissing your neck as you basically watch eunwoo remove his jacket and tie

and oof him unbuttoning his dress shirt? y’all he’s a tease, they both are

bin: let’s take this back to my room

eunwoo: we can go to mine, it’s cleaner and my bed’s bigger

you: i knew it

bin bites your shoulder and you let out a mix between a yelp of pain and a moan

bin: eunwoo get your ropes, we need to teach y/n a lesson on being bratty

eunwoo chuckling as he leads the way to his bedroom

bin already made himself comfortable on eunwoo’s bed, and you’re standing to the side making conversation as eunwoo looks through his closet for the ropes lol

as soon as eunwoo finds it, there’s a dark change in his eyes and he smirks at you: why don’t you join binnie on the bed, y/n?

your stomach turns in excitement, eunwoo tosses the ropes to bin and he puts a hand on your back as he leads you to his bed, and before you could get on by yourself, eunwoo just tugs your skirt down making you gasp

you lie down and bin grins as he binds your wrists to eunwoo’s headboard, usually you would put up a little fight when you get tied up, but you just stayed silent, you were anticipating what would happen next

bin: you’re being oddly obedient y/n

you’re a brat okay, but in the past when you and bin used to hook up, your brattiness increased by like 100%, like you’re extra bratty with bin for some reason

~it is what it is~

maybe it’s because eunwoo’s here too that your bratty side has suppressed a bit

bin and eunwoo both start removing all their clothes and you’re like shit eunwoo’s built too

bin settles in between your legs and eunwoo leans in and starts kissing you

and mmm eunwoo’s good at making out like he legit be taking your breath away and then you start feeling bin take off your soaked panties and he just goes right in

you literally moan into eunwoo’s mouth and your hands are straining against the ropes bc you just want to hold onto something !!

eunwoo feeling up your breasts and tweaking your nipples while bin is sucking on your clit and probing his tongue in and out your entrance??? euphoric

you’re literally feeling so many sensations right now and it’s just foreplay woo

and then the edging starts

bin??? hella good at eating out, oof what that mouth do

and with the added stimulation from eunwoo kissing your neck and pulling at your nips, you’re reaching your orgasm faster than anticipated

and suddenly they’re both off you

you: what the fuck?

you’re like gasping and glaring at the both of them and they just give you smug looks

bin: I don’t know if you deserve to cum just yet, y/n. right, eunwoo?

eunwoo chuckling as he nods and flicks at your nipple: binnie told me that you like talking back, hmmm that won’t work with both of us here y/n

your submissiveness kicking in and you’re whining: i won’t talk back, I promise

bin: I don’t know if I believe you y/n

and then they switch places and now bin’s making out with you again and eunwoo’s face to face with your cunt and he just shoves two fingers in your entrance and starts scissoring you

and right as you’re about to cum, they pull away again

this goes on at least two more times, you’re literally so frustrated tears are pooling in your eyes and you’re whining hard as hell, your wrists already aching from the ropes

eunwoo: do you want us to untie you, y/n?

you nodding as you’re sniffling back the tears

aww they feel bad so eunwoo unties the ropes and he’s like gently rubbing at your wrists

bin wiping your tears away as he pinches at your cheek again

bin: you okay, y/n?

you: I’m so close, please

bin: alright baby, who do you want first, hm?

you honestly didn’t know, you had no preference, you just wanted to get railed

eunwoo: why not both?

your eyes go wide a little bit, your ass isn’t even prepped

bin sensing your hesitation and he just puts a hand on your waist: if you don’t want to--

you: no, i want to...I’m just...my ass isn’t ready...

eunwoo laughing cutely as he pats your thigh: we’ll prep you baby, don’t worry

you start by going on all fours, bin enters you first from behind and the groan he lets out bc you’re just so tight wow

he literally has to restrain himself from just ramming into you, your walls just fit so snugly around him, his nails were digging into the skin of your waist

you open your mouth in a moan at the stretch and in that moment, eunwoo shoves his cock down your throat you literally gag

for reference, they’re both above average, no surprise there, I’d say both around 8 in., but bin’s girthier for sure

and so bin’s fucking your cunt while eunwoo’s fucking your mouth

simultaneously, eunwoo tugs at your hair and bin sneaks a finger down to gather some juices from your pussy before probing at your asshole

bin’s prepping you real well mmmmm

he’s literally fingering your ass while he’s pounding into you, the tip of his cock hitting so deep in your cervix

on the other hand you’re so focused on sucking eunwoo off, you take him as deep in your throat as you could, letting your jaw slack as he just thrusted in your mouth

and also the vibrations of your moans around his cock every time bin hits deep in you???

eunwoo swears he almost busts a nut when your hands reach up to play with his balls

he’s panting as he pulls your mouth off his cock: I need to be inside you before I cum

and then he’s lying down on his back and you start to ride eunwoo, and then bin lines his cock up at your other hole and you start to tense

eunwoo bringing you into a kiss to try and distract you from the pain your asshole’s about to feel

and you start hissing as bin starts to push in, you’re clenching so hard around eunwoo and tugging tightly at the ends of his hair

eunwoo starts making circles on your clit so that you could relax a bit to make it easier for bin to enter your back hole

and then the three of you just stay still for a bit when bin finally bottoms out, you’re still trying to get used to feeling stuffed full, you haven’t been fucked in so long and now you’re getting railed by two cocks??

the two of them are both saying sweet things to calm you down and distract you from the pain

and it’s cute, you know from your respective past hookup experiences with them that they’re really good at sensing discomfort or pain and would always tend to your needs

oof baby but as soon as you give the okay for both of them to move

it’s like you’re taken to another dimension holy shit

they both hit so deep, you swear to god their cocks have to be touching or something, or maybe at least reaching your intestines

when people say rearrange your guts, it definitely must have been this

you’re trying to set a pace on top of eunwoo, but bin thrusting from behind literally makes your knees go weak until eunwoo just lifts his hips and takes over, matching bin’s speed

and imagine this: bin pulling your hair, making your head tilt back and eunwoo just reaches up and covers your neck with his hand before he squeezes at your throat

your eyes are literally rolling into the back of your head, you have never felt this good ever in your life

your head’s spinning again, and you know all three of you are reaching the tipping point pretty soon, your stomach is churning, making you clench hard around both eunwoo and bin

eunwoo biting his lip as he groans, his grip tightening just a bit more around your neck

bin’s still yanking your hair back and he starts spanking your ass, he’s moaning as well

you literally scream, throat feeling raw, as you cum, you have never orgasmed so hard before, your body was convulsing around both of them and you just collapse on top of eunwoo

you’re vision literally sees white and your ears are ringing as they both cum in you

you black out for a little bit

eunwoo and bin: o_o holy fuck

the two of them start panicking like...did they just fuck you dead?? put you in a coma??

okay but just imagine eunwoo and bin bickering with each other about what to do like

bin: do we call 119???

eunwoo: what do we say? we fucked our friend into a coma?

it’s okay because you regain consciousness soon enough and both boys let out the biggest sigh of relief

you: ...what happened?

eunwoo: you passed out for a bit there y/n

you start giggling, much to their surprise, and you try to sit up

bin: ...are you okay y/n?

you: yeah, I can’t believe I blacked out because you guys fucked me so well, that’s pretty hot not gonna lie

eunwoo goes into the kitchen real quick to get you some water and bin sits down next to you

you thank eunwoo when he hands you the glass and he sits across from you and bin

the two roommates exchange a look and just high-five each other

you roll your eyes as they just laugh at each other...ugh boys

bin teasing you: I’ve never seen you so submissive y/n

eunwoo joining in: yeah, didn’t know you could squirt as well

you almost spit out the water: i-huh? no way

eunwoo: yeah, my stomach was soaked, I wiped it off when you were out

your face flushes, you’ve never squirted before

bin: don’t be embarrassed! it was hot, y/n, really

the three of you then just jump into a casual conversation about college, keep in mind you’re all still naked

and then you feel the cum just like in both your holes and it’s just uncomfortably sticky

you: uh...do you guys mind if I shower? my pussy feels gross right now

bin, with a glint in his eyes: I can clean that up for you, baby

before you know it, bin’s eating you out again -- to be more specific, he’s literally licking the mixture of yours and eunwoo’s cum from your cunt

that’s sexy...

you make eye contact with eunwoo and he’s just smirking as he sits back and watches you two, no intention on joining yet

alright but you had no idea if you could take another round right now, the first one literally made you pass out

so after bin makes you cum again, you tap out for the night

the three of you shower -- separately -- and then regroup in the living room to just chat and chill

the two insist you sleep over for the night since it’s past midnight by now

were there also hints of a round two in the morning?? maybe

you sleep in one of eunwoo’s shirts, but end up sleeping next to bin bc he’s whiny and likes cuddling

you three fuck again in the morning oops until eunwoo had to leave for work

then you and bin fuck again afterwards

happy threesome

happy comeback :)

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diavolosthots · 3 years

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A lot of hcs have the brothers reacting with violence against any demon that hurts mc- how do you think they’d respond if mc was like.. REALLY uncomfortable with that? Either bc mc thinks that the demon should have a chance to learn from their mistake, or bc they’re scared when the bros lash out like that, or whatever reason.

God i love the violent protective headcanons so much because it truly captures their demonic natures and, in my opinion, how demons are with their chosen mates buuuttttttttt..... Yeah i can see how some people are uncomfortable with that

Warning: mentions of violent thoughts/some like... Tight gripping, but no actual, full on violence

THE BROTHERS reacting to MC being hurt by a demon and wanting them to have a second chance/being scared (??? Idk that’s the title I came up with, fight me later if it doesn’t make sense now.)

Lucifer:

His first instinct is always, and will always be, to protect you. In his eyes, you’re still this small, fragile, innocent human being, even if you’re not. Even if you’re his height and bench as much as Beelzebub physically, you’re still not a match for a demon and he hates to think that one could get too close, and then it happens. Obviously, he’s full on demon form and ready to teach someone a lesson, but then you stop him, and he’s confused. “Don’t worry Darling, I will handle them.” What’s that? You don’t want him to handle them? Are you out of your mind? “MC they hurt you and they shall pay the price.” A second chance? Do you know what demons are? Look, now the demon is laughing! But… for your sake, Lucifer is backing down. For now.

“If they do it again, I won’t hesitate MC; this is for your safety. Demons don’t usually change for the better. No, you can not use me as an example.”

Mammon:

Here’s the thing: chances are, Mammon would talk way more than he would actually fight, anyway. He’d go on a whole speech about how you’re his and he’s there to protect you and how you will never have to worry about anything with him around. Then that demon would get the same lecture and honestly, he’s probably going to bore the demon to death more than anything so you, realistically, don’t have to worry about him being violent, anyway, UNLESS the demon swings at him first because then it’s okay and sorry MC, but this got a little too personal. Just one punch, okay? And then he’ll literally grab you and run for it because even Mammon knows he won’t last long.

“Listen this ain’t cuz yer scared or I’m scared. This is cuz I can’t let ya get hurt!.... Again!” (Spoiler: it’s because he won’t last long due to his constant worry about you)

Leviathan:

Hold up. Wait a minute. You’re telling him that, after everything he’s been through, everything he’s done, every rough path he had to take to get you, you’re telling him now that he can’t protect you because this lowlife scum deserves a SECOND CHANCE?! Give him a moment, he needs to calm down. Not only is he jealous because someone else managed to get their hands on you but also, “MC are you stupid?! They hurt you!” Like, he genuinely thinks you’re insane. But then he also immediately feels bad for calling you stupid and he’s having a mental debate on what’s more important: avenging you and being a lowkey hero, or giving into your wish and making you happy…. “Ugh….Fine! Fine… but you’re not going anywhere alone ever again!” And also…. He might’ve, totally, tripped that demon with his tail as he takes you back home. Just enough for them to faceplant. No actual violence.

“They deserved that much…. What? I didn’t do it…..!” Yes he did.

Satan:

Oof. Anger. Rage. Wrath. Fire. It’s all inside of him and he is, quite literally, fuming. His demon form suddenly feels too tight and he wishes he could emerge into his full form without actually causing you to have a heart attack. You’re practically begging him to calm down, “calm down?!” And he’s having none of it. Someone touched what was his and they hurt you doing that, “S-Satan…” but your voice is scared and laced with fear and although he thinks it’s because of the demon at first, “Don’t worry, this worthless excuse of a life won’t be here much longer,” he soon realizes it’s actually he that is scaring you and it catches him off guard. Why are you scared? He’s protecting you! It hurts his heart, though, to see you be so afraid of them and he’s mentally battling himself. He can’t let them get away with this; it would go against his own personal morals and beliefs, but also…

“Let’s… let’s go home… I’ll make some hot chocolate for you and we can… calm down.”

Asmodeus:

He tries to avoid conflict as much as possible, half because he doesn’t want to get his hands dirty, and half because he doesn’t like it. If anyone deserves to be a drama queen, it’s him, not anyone else. So you telling him, as he’s about to fight for the first time in a couple millennia, to please not… kind of sets him at ease. “Are you sure?” but he also needs to make sure that this is exactly what you want. He doesn’t like it, of course, because he does firmly believe people deserve to be held accountable for their actions, but he would hate to see you upset with him when he could just…

“don’t forget to put facial cleanser on tonight and drink water. Your ugliness needs to be washed off and your soul could use some hydration. Hatred out, flowers in!”

Beelzebub:

Oh he’s ready to not only throw hands, he’s ready to tear someone apart. Angry Beel is a scary Beel and he takes a sense of… pride when people fear him, but only if they SHOULD fear him, you know? Laying hands on you is a BIG no no and he won’t treat it lightly. Whatever your relationship with him may be, he protects the people he cares about and his fist is pulling back way too quickly for you to say stop “Beel!” but you’re scared and he halts because he can hear it in your voice and immediately pauses, turning to look at you. He still has a tight grip on them and he’s still ready to tear them to pieces, but you’re also trembling now and his wings slowly lower, thinking he had done something wrong. “I’m… sorry….” stop? You want him to stop? He doesn’t like that… “What if they hurt you again? I can’t let that happen….” he can’t, in good conscience he can’t…..

“You’re off the hook for now, but let me catch you near MC again and there’s nothing you will be able to do but tell your little life goodbye.”

Belphegor:

Look, MAYBE he’s being a little hypocritical right now, okay? Yeah he totally kind of did the same thing to you but that’s exactly why he’s doing better now! He realizes how wrong he was and how he should’ve never done that, you know, all that good 180 degree turn around stuff, but also??? How dare someone else do that??? “I’m not letting them go MC. Not until they have paid. And you just have to stand there and watch as Belphegor jokes them with his tail and for a while that may work BUT…. he hates the look you gave him when he turns back toward you. It breaks his heart, although he would only reluctantly admit that, so he drops them to the ground and looks at you a bit ashamed. “Fine… I won’t… not today…” and you’re lucky he’s lazy and that tail-lift already took a lot out of him. “But it can’t happen again. I won’t be this nice next time MC.” ain’t no one allowed to mess with you!

“Just because I made a mistake doesn’t mean you can. Run before I decide to squash you anyway.”

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #cheys headcanons #asmodeus obey me #belphegor obey me #mammon obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #mentions of violence

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sepublic · 3 years

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The Golden Guard: Eda’s Dark Parallel?

Does anyone else think that the Golden Guard actually reminds Lilith a LOT of Eda, specifically Eda as a kid, during the good old days before she got cursed?

Think about it… They’re both sassy, hot-headed teen prodigies with an owl motif and yellow attire. And the way Lilith angrily talks about the Golden Guard, it seems her feelings of resentment mirror how she felt towards Eda back when they were kids? Lilith, who was by-the-book and traditional, worked so hard… And then there’s this younger person with an Owl motif who just swoops in out of nowhere and through talent, completely outclasses her!

If you go with the idea that Lilith wanted Gwendolyn’s approval and had to compete with Eda over that… Then for all we know, maybe Lilith lowkey wanted Belos’ approval as well, but felt like she was being cheated out of that with the Golden Guard, who kept stealing the spotlight from her!

Like she was afraid he’d take her spot as head of the Emperor’s Coven, the way Lilith feared that Eda would win the initiation duel back when they were kids�� And lo and behold, the Golden Guard DID take that! Granted Lilith left an obvious vacancy from her own betrayal of Belos so of course he took that spot, but still; It’s quite a sore spot.

In some ways, perhaps Lilith is aware of this, deep-down or not; She might see the Golden Guard as just Young Eda, but without any of the emotional connection, nor any redeeming qualities; If he does have them, again, it’s not like Lilith knows the Golden Guard well enough to know these traits, much less take them into account.

LOTS of text and speculation and analyses below!!!

The Golden Guard is even sixteen years old… Which, is very likely EDA’s age, back when her and Lilith competed for the Emperor’s Coven! That can take on a whole new, dark meaning for her…

Perhaps Lilith is low-key disturbed by the Golden Guard’s existence, because he reminds her too much of Young Eda? Eda, before she was cursed- So it’s like the memory of her is coming back to haunt Lilith, in the form of someone who has no concern for Lilith whatsoever to hold him back, unlike the actual Eda.

And in a way, it’s a horrible reminder that some things never change, that some things stay the same and Lilith can’t get past them, she can’t outgrow it like she thought she did; Because even now, even as head of the Emperor’s Coven, there’s still a 16-year-old prodigy with an owl motif and yellow attire, who is sassy and playful and mischievous, who threatens to upstage Lilith’s self-esteem and sense of power. Somebody Lilith is afraid of; Thirty years later, and she STILL has to deal with this kind of person in her life, but it’s worse because she’s actually older and should be better, yet somehow isn’t…

Who knows? Maybe Lilith even recognized the similarities to Eda, enough to actually be sympathetic to the Golden Guard at first? Perhaps she, on some level, saw the Golden Guard as a way to vicariously redo her past with Eda, but without the mistakes… Maybe she tried to be nice to the Golden Guard, but then he quickly turned out to be a snob, he’s not REALLY Eda; So Lilith settled on never cursing him like she did Eda, but then otherwise decided that she didn’t owe him any love and could just quietly loathe his guts.

Lilith failed Eda in part because she was an older sister who abandoned her in a time of need, but there’s not really that expectation with the Golden Guard, so why bother? She’s got enough on her plate as is, and an ACTUAL Eda to worry about, to look after, to be concerned for and patch things up with.

I’ve even seen people make the very good point that in a lot of ways… The Golden Guard is like a Dark Eda? In the sense that, he’s Eda, had she joined the Emperor’s Coven as a kid. He’s a look at Young Eda, if she didn’t reject the Coven System, and joined Belos- Reveling in her own talent and power as granting her ‘special treatment’ over the rest, so any downsides to the coven system weren’t HER problem anyway!

Again, this adds another layer to the Golden Guard being very reminiscent of Young Eda, and even current Eda as well… Except, he never lost his magic and was never cursed. Maybe that’s another thing he unknowingly haunts Lilith over; He’s lowkey a reminder of what Eda could’ve been, had Lilith not been selfish and a coward, or had she communicated better. Yet at the same time, he’s frustrating- Because the Golden Guard is like the worst parts of Eda, the parts that Lilith hated and made her resentful…

And this constant reminder of the past, of her own issues with Eda back then that culminated in the curse- It could’ve made it a LOT harder for Lilith to really resolve things with Eda, because this kid keeps reminding her why she was so angry, and it’s impossible for her to move on because the Golden Guard isn’t some distant memory, but an actual person who continues to threaten her, the way Eda had…

And of course, the Golden Guard reminds Lilith of the Eda she lost; The happy, carefree Eda who wasn’t cursed, the Eda she could’ve had in a sense. The Eda that Lilith in some ways wanted, yet is forced to confront and acknowledge is a very obnoxious and terrible person that makes her unhappy…

And this kind of rude reminder that the Eda that Lilith wanted would’ve continued to make her miserable, if not moreso, is not something she appreciates shattering her dreams and low-key denial, of a world where things had just been a little different.

The person you’re trying to get, maybe get BACK, wasn’t so great after all- So you just have to move on, and be glad for the Eda who IS happier with her life and more mature, despite being older and more cursed. You gotta move past your guilt Lilith, and realize that Eda is in a better place- Not that she ever needed the curse, but she doesn’t quite need saving from the parts of her life she actually chose for herself, in part to be kind to Lilith no less! Because I bet Lilith believes that deep down, she didn’t deserve Eda’s kindness, so she wishes to reverse that compassionate decision of Eda’s that only resulted in Eda suffering because of how terrible Lily secretly is.

But, back to the subject; There’s more similarities to Eda and the Golden Guard, especially at the end of Separate Tides; How he makes an ominous warning before casually, happily yelling “BYYEEEE!!!”, just like Eda when she warns Luz about trying to have a Moonlight Conjuring in Hooty’s Moving Hassle, before heading off to the Night Market. His widow’s peak even bears a decent resemblance to Eda’s, doesn’t it? Which…

Combined with all of the talk about bird motifs being a Clawthorne thing, it DOES raise many questions about the Golden Guard’s potential connection to Eda. Is he some long-lost son? A third child that Gwendolyn had later in life, because witch biology might allow them to do that? Some homunculus, crafted from bits of DNA from Eda, and maybe even Belos? Belos does seem weirdly fond and trusting of him, the two are placed together in the Season 2 outro when nobody else, not even Kikimora, is there; And of course, the Golden Guard wields a staff, red magic, and fleshy creations, VERY similar to Belos…

I can’t say for sure- But the idea of the Golden Guard as an alternate Eda is fascinating. An Eda who became completely arrogant, and didn’t stop to care about others; Her cockiness and mischief becoming cruel and obnoxious, essentially the worst parts of Eda, down the path she’d always dreaded. A look into another life, a different choice in such a pivotal part of her past… Personally, I LOVE this kind of dark parallel of a character, so I’m hoping these similarities are commented upon in-universe, assuming they’re not outright literal!

In a way, the Golden Guard could haunt Eda, because he reminds her of herself… Of her carefree youth, but what she could’ve had… But also, the terrible things she’d done. And obviously Eda despises the coven system too much to really change her mind, and it’s safe to say that the Golden Guard is not at all what she wanted to ever become… But still, it’s a neat bit of character writing and parallelism. If Belos is like a Dark Luz, what Luz could’ve been had she not grown… And the same could apply between King and Kikimora;

Then who knows? The Golden Guard could be a Dark Eda, who got by talent and continued to take things for granted. An Eda who swore loyalty to Belos and was embraced by the emperor for her skill and ability. Jovial and cheery, but without any of the actual compassion that makes this genuine with Eda. An immature brat who never grew up (granted he’s only sixteen and hasn’t gotten the chance), unlike Eda. And if the Golden Guard is an alternate Eda;

It’s fascinating how his roles are reversed with his alternate Luz… The Eda parallel is younger than the Luz parallel, learning from them, and taking after their motifs as well! But I guess it’s not all too surprising, with how Eda and Luz both learn from one another, though I suspect Belos and the Golden Guard aren’t as mutual, but who knows?

It does make you wonder about Kikimora and King as potential mediators between these duos, whose placement remains consistent… How does Kikimora, the King parallel, interact with her Luz and Eda? Did she become close friends with HER Luz, while, as Dana’s art suggests, she seems somewhat irritated by and resentful of her own Eda? So it’s like Eda and King never grew to be friends and conquer differences… As well as if King never grew to respect Luz and saw her as just a “f*cking nerd”?

With how Luz is taking after Eda, and possibly getting a Cardinal palisman to complete the Clawthorne motif as a new member of the family… Who knows? The Golden Guard could be an intriguing character for her to bounce off of narratively, maybe as someone Luz might have, in another universe, learned to look up to and admire? How well Luz’s relationship be with the Golden Guard, if they are a Dark Eda? And how can this indirectly show us about how Luz and Young Eda would’ve interacted, what Young Eda was like, what Lilith went through as a kid…

And, for all we know- The Golden Guard’s owl motif doesn’t hint at a pre-existing connection to the Clawthornes, but rather a future one… Maybe he’ll end up being adopted by Eda, the way Luz was? I’d love to see the Golden Guard become an evil older sibling who’s protective of Luz…

I ADORE that trope to death; Evil older brother with bright, younger sister, whom he cares about, and the sister cares for him too, even if it’s complicated because the sister believes in the brother to be better, while the brother doesn’t want to be better, or is at least reluctant about having to change…

I’d love to see another Hugo and Kipo dynamic, and actually… If the Golden Guard parallels Eda, then who’s his Lilith? Could it be Luz herself? I’ve talked before the similarities between Luz and Lilith, as kids who were bullied and struggled with a lack of talent, but made up for it with hard work and ingenuity; They’ll give you a lot of trouble for doing the right thing, but then happily leap at the opportunity if they think someone is improving.

And, as Separate Tides has also shown us; They both grapple with guilt over making Eda suffer, unintentionally to varying degrees. Luz and Lilith both learn that they’re not a burden and that it’s okay to ask for help, and come to terms with their guilt with Eda… If Belos and the Golden Guard are Luz and Eda reversed, then could Luz and the Golden Guard also be Lilith and Luz, reversed?

With the Eda parallel being the older sibling in this scenario… An alternate timeline where Eda and Lilith were the same people, but switched places in birth, and it was EDA who ended up being the cruel and toxic sibling who left the younger feeling demeaned and worthless. I imagine if that were the case, the Golden Guard’s toxicity would occur largely in the beginning, as he acts adversarial to Luz and mocks her, taunts her over Eda’s loss of magic, and her own glyphs no doubt; The Golden Guard doesn’t seem to acknowledge glyphs as a valid form of magic himself.

But then, if he were to get a redemption, the Golden Guard’s tune might change as he matures and learns to treat Luz more kindly… In a way mimicking how Eda really grew to care for Luz, but also the way Eda has begun to reconnect with Lilith, except with the Golden Guard as the one with the baggage and guilt.

And, a redemption might not be too implausible, because… He is literally only sixteen, the same age as Emira and Edric, and likely the same age as Eda when SHE was cursed. Younger than Lilith, when she made the worst mistake of her life, because she didn’t understand the coven system for what it truly was –and who could blame her?- and was grappling with a likely terrible mother in Gwendolyn… The Golden Guard is literally a minor, and possibly an overworked teen prodigy.

After all, the first glimpse of his personality Dana gave us, way back in 2020, was of the Golden Guard admitting that he was tired; And despite his usually cheery personality, all of our glimpses at his face behind the mask (symbolism!) have had him look likely serious and glum… But then again, we don’t see the lower half of his face, so who knows?

Perhaps the Golden Guard is abused and overworked by Belos, kind of like Amity with her parents… The Golden Guard is a child dealing with a very toxic influence, and a huge burden of responsibility no less. And with all the potential connections to Belos as maybe even a literal father, or at least a parental figure, it’s not hard to see why the Golden Guard would turn out so messed up. And the Golden Guard being ‘tired’ could be a connection to how Eda is left exhausted from her curse, too.

So, who knows? Because of his age, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect, or at least hope, for a redemption for this kiddo. But a recent sister show to The Owl House has taught me anything, kids aren’t free from death, and Infinity Train made it clear that you can humanize and sympathize and mourn someone who deserved better, yet ultimately dug their grave and was condemned to a sudden death because of that; All because they didn’t know any better, and really couldn’t have.

And on another note- Maybe the Golden Guard has owl motifs like Eda… Because in a lot of ways, he actually admires her? He admires the Owl Lady, or at least the certain ‘past’ version that others such as Lilith may have brought up… Maybe the Golden Guard seeks to supplant Eda the Owl Lady as The Most Powerful Witch in the Boiling Isles. Maybe he sees himself as Eda, but better, and this rebellious, hot-headed kid feels the need to prove himself by defeating someone he sees himself in.

Maybe the Golden Guard is like Lilith, as someone who wishes Eda could’ve joined the coven system, and he’s disappointed in how all her talent was ‘wasted’ on other things. Maybe the Golden Guard was disappointed in Eda losing her magic, losing further respect for his ‘problematic idol’, and/or he felt some validation and vindication in being a successor to Eda.

Does he hold some grudge? Did the Owl Lady’s power excite him, give the Golden Guard a goal to recklessly challenge and defeat, so he can experience the thrill of victory and add to this feeling of invincibility that teenagers, especially the talented ones, have?

Eda as a kid, and even now, has always been fond of spiting what others say she can’t do, or setting new precedents and accomplishments to prove herself. Maybe the Golden Guard is like that, and hopes to take on the onus of outdoing the Owl Lady; Perhaps he admires Eda, and wishes she could’ve joined a coven like him. As an outside admirer, he mourns Eda’s ‘potential’ in a way similar to Lilith, but different; Because he’s a kid who looks up to her, and not an older sibling that has an actual childhood with Eda. If so, then that’s another dark parallel to Luz;

After all, Luz got frustrated by Eda in Adventures in the Elements. So maybe the Golden Guard is someone who grew resentful of Eda for not living up to the legend he hoped, the image he wanted, sort of like Lilith! I’ll go out on a limb and even suggest him as a past apprentice, who unlike Luz, never learned to be patient and appreciate Eda’s teachings, so he turned to the coven system and Belos for easy gratification. He didn’t want to be challenged… And in that way, the Golden Guard could parallel my speculation on Belos, as also a Dark Luz.

So of course, it makes sense that Belos would recognize this same dilemma in the Golden Guard, and perhaps be sympathetic and take him under his wing for it. Eda might not recognize the Golden Guard because he’s changed a bit himself, is hiding his own identity –Lilith doesn’t seem to know much about the witch beneath the mask either, just the public image and façade- and Eda’s been having memory issues. Maybe this will add to the Golden Guard’s resentment, who knows? He really might just be a rebellious teen who Eda failed, unlike with Luz… And that could add to more envy, perhaps.

At the very least; Dana’s fondness for the Golden Guard takes on a whole new meaning… What with how Eda is pretty much one of, if not THE most favorite character of hers, the one who really jumpstarted this entire show and world to begin with… Having this other character she likes essentially be a canon AU version of that beloved creation, would certainly make a lot of sense! Dana likes Eda, she likes to show us about Young Eda; So a character who IS Young Eda, just on a different path, would likely appeal to her. We’ll see…

I think it’s worth noting that in her art of the Golden Guard, it depicts him as essentially a normal, lazy teenager who’s asking someone else to do his chore for him, while he lounges around to do something else. I could see a young Eda as occasionally fulfilling that role and asking her older sister Lily for a favor- And maybe this could allude to the Golden Guard being frequently exhausted from being overworked himself, hence “I’m tired” and wanting to extend his breaks as much as possible. We’ll just have to wait and see…

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