Stop light shenanigans

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“I just wanna make sure everyone’s safe.”

“Same. And that includes you, too.”

“What?”

“Yeah. Gonna make sure you’re safe too, Hunter. You’re family now.”

“Oh…”

i just put on a little outfit that makes me feel like an adventurer. like milo from atlantis

My parents decided to just roam for the month of December. Who knows why. They said they didn’t want to do holiday stuff until the new year. Found out later they’d had thanksgiving with my nana. Honestly it woulda been fine if they’d just said they didn’t want the kids over? But instead mom decided lying that they weren’t doing it at all was easier.

My transphobic sister is having a baby so they decided to drive down to her state to see her, after telling me they’d come to my choir concert. And again. That’s fine, I get that the baby is a bigger deal.

But mom asked me to look after her chickens while they’re gone. I dragged myself over aching in every bone from overexertion yesterday, including the concert. When I called concerned about one of her hens dragging a lame foot around she told me that’s just how that chickens always been and not to worry about it. Didn’t ask me how the concert had been.

When my betrothed got home I was deep in sadness pits. I told them, “I feel like that chicken. Hobbling around receiving inferior care and attention from my mom.”

They baked cookies and we cuddled about it.

spoilers: he met her anyway and she did her rita voice, causing him to promptly collapse on the dance floor

Y’all ever had a crush on a character from a source you’ve never seen or is that just me

Why is everyone in Fallout 3 extremely hot

If no one could tell yes I did get COTL this week. It’s thanks to amazing fan art and my inability to be Normal about pairings where one side can’t flirt without it sounding like a threat.

Im also fully aware, and was before I bought it, that it’s just fandom thirst making this pairing a thing because I’ve spoken to Narinder maybe 6 times and killed two bishops. I will happily eat these olives from a can behind the restaurant.

Hate when people who are against tattoos pull out the “What do you think you’ll look like when you’re 65, 70, 75, etc. with those on your body?” card. Like, first of all, I think I’ll look cool as fuck and second of all, why do you care?

“we need more female characters who are plot devices but are still their own person” guys you couldn’t even handle jordan baker….

JAY SOBBING IN CHIPS ARMS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT TO LOSE ANOTHER PERSON IN HER LIFE SINCE EVERYONE SHES EVER KNOWN BASICALLY LEAVES HER OR DOESNT CARE ABOUT HER AND NOW SHE HAS FRIENDS N STUFF AND- [uncontrollable sobbing]

probably my most favorite take is that rhaegar suffered from the same “madness” as his father & brother, aka a family history of schizophrenia and my evidence is i know what someone on a delusions of grandeur bent looks like lmao, and someone becoming convinced that their bloodline is the key to saving the world, then getting fixated on someone else they love/admire as also being the key to saving the world, is like, textbook delusional. i’ve always thought rhaegar (and dany & viserys, by extension as the last dragons, inheriting the legacy from their older family members) was a great way of exploring that concept of “are you really crazy if they’re actually out to get you” bc these prophecies definitely exist! some magical portend IS out to get them but unfortunately all it did was make them absolutely crazy!

I don’t know why but it’s so funny to me that baby boy threw a bunch of safety pins on his vest. Like he ran out of actual band pins but was still like “no, it’s not metal enough, it needs something more” and the best he could do was raid his mama’s blue cookie tin of sewing supplies. Cracks me up.

I’ve been playing crusader kings again and founded Poland and Immediately had tons of gay sex, had my fav gay lover a place on the council, and got stalked by witches for 10 years. I also had 11 legitimate kids that took my death very hard, so hard my heir had a mental break bc he’d never be as bisexual as me (who died at 54) or stalked by witches so he drowned in a river and left the kingdom to a 9 year old girl that everyone Hated.

you know how Jekyll drinks his own mystery chemical concoction and then immediately goes “I must be wise”? yeah that’s me every time I have an alcoholic beverage