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turnipoddity · 6 months

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Hoffmans a bottom and yall can't tell me otherwise

That man has the tits of a slut and the pouty fucking lips to match it 🖕 he puts glitter lip balm on before killing a man who jaywalked or sum shit

#i mean where is the lie #AKSHSKKD #mark hoffman #saw #asks

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clumsyraccoon · 1 year

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Little Vergil being forbidden to drink black coffe in VoV makes me think that, as an adult, he will chug liters of it just out of spite.

On a funny note: I was searching for the right spelling of “chug” and the dictionary gave me this example: “Always competitive, the twins had a contest to see who could chug the soda faster.” Couldn’t be a better one XD

#devil may cry #dmc #visions of v #VoV #vergil #dante #I mean where is the lie

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vaedar · 7 months

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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒?

「 𝚅𝙰𝙴𝙳𝙰𝚁 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚈𝚂: 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 」 You are classy, glamourous, and eye-catching. The way you carry yourself leaves others speechless and wanting to know more. You take pride in your appearance and pay extra attention to details. you're probably very in tune with your emotions and body. You know what makes you feel good and you make it known. Also, your love language is definitely physical touch. you're a hot bitch, damn.

tagged by: @khalesci ( thank you! ) tagging: whoever wants to do it!

#i mean WHERE IS THE LIE #NONE absolutely NO LIE even the love language is spot on #dash games #[ d r a g o n l o r d ] vaedar #[ affairs of m i n d and h e a r t ] musings #hc #headcanons

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oldfangirl81 · 1 year

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They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,

This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,

Don't tell me I need to calm down

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#buddie #i mean where is the lie #Youtube

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headcannonsandotherthings · 2 years

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#i mean where is the lie #norman osborn #ducktales #i’d like to thank my roomate for this idea

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larry-is-my-anchor1 · 5 months

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#I mean where is the lie

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theimpalatales · 6 months

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This made me chuckle XD from this video.

#phil lester #amazingphil #supernatural #spn crack #fandom #i mean where is the lie #my gifs

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raeofgayshine · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’#haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’#*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up*#‘See there’s Kansas’#Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’#Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’#Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’#His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’#Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

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kittykat940 · 1 year

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#byler #i mean wheres the lie though

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daemonishy · 6 months

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pearl pledging to protect lizzie in return for her heart and competing with joel for it was, i know, just a silly bit to help pearl get further along on her secret mission. but you need to understand that i am a KNIGHT GIRL and as a KNIGHT GIRL hearing someone vow loyalty does insane things to my brain chemistry and now i will NEVER be able to think the same way about pearl and lizzie EVER AGAIN

#i hope it comes up again later in the series #please #life series spoilers #secret life #secret life spoilers #pearlescentmoon #lizzie ldshadowlady #hermitshipping?#but not really #but i mean yeah that’s where my mind went ok i won’t lie #LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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the-deadlock-south · 2 years

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it took me six years to finally ‘finish’ this

original 'sketch’ under the cut (oct. 2, 2016)

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #hanzo #genji #art tag #i wanted to draw young hanzo today for some reason but then i remembered i had this old god forsaken thing on my old old computer #so then i was like :) Hey :) and decided to redraw it #i named the og file 'maybe one day i'll finish this' and i mean. guess i didnt lie then #i did In Fact 'finish' it it just took six years and redoing it whoopsie #this is the part where i say 'growth'#i never posted the old version so today i willingly put my old cringe on the internet for 'growth' or whatever #yeah this was fun :)#i have a lot of old OW drawings on my old computer but i think this is the only one im gonna do #i say as if i didnt draw the scion skin solely as a 'redraw' jfc #no but i think i am done with redraws now i think im set on that #ive def improved. i hope #but there are some things i still gotta work on- namely bgs but hey at least i do them now #the will power i have to not edit this more help #i just noticed some things and i want to fix them but it's almost 2AM and im gonna be here all night if i keep looking for 'perfection'#i didnt even plan to do this whole pic i was just gona leave it at a sketch but then i was like How About We Go 90% Of The Way #i think i should be satisfied with this like. cmon. /cmon./#wrangle it in partner its good enough now go to bed for two hours

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uncanny-tranny · 6 months

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It's just... odd to me, I suppose, going from "what is in my pants is completely irrelevant to most anybody else's life" to the expectation that you must be completely open, essentially, about what is in your pants.

I think a lot of people understand the general idea of why it's bad decorum to demand people offer explanations for private information like this, but they don't analyze exactly why it's bad besides, "asking directly is just rude" and not "asking in any way still enforces the often violent nature of gender and sex, and putting people in the 'right box' is a part of that violence."

It's especially odd when seeing other trans people enforcing the idea that "what's in your pants?" is a genuine, good-faith basis for interacting with others.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #what i mean by the last paragraph is... WHY does it matter?#if i lied to you right now about what is in my pants... how would you know OR how would you change how i am treated by you?#and also. i would absolutely rather lie about my *own* body than be put in danger because it is a trans body #if worse comes to worst i genuinely don't care if somebody is mildly insulted that i didn't 'trust them' enough with that information #it's just weird to see people go from 'only tell doctors that info; it hardly matters outside that!' to...#...'you need to tell ANYbody - even in social and platonic situations where you don't think it matters'...#...can you see how believing in the fundamental idea (that your sex and to extent gender is not your own and belongs to everybody else)...#...doesn't really mesh well with the idea that trans people should be able to live an autonomous life wherein their information is *theirs*#and can you see how for people who aren't trans but have an 'its complicated' with the broad 'what's in your pants?' would ALSO be hurt?#because even if you don't word it as such you still present the fundamental idea that - again - your sex and gender are required informatio #and that it must be judged to be 'accurate' so others can place you in whatever direction they want to treat you with #anyway lying about this shit isn't Inherently Evil and the idea that it's like. a boogeyman is weird actually

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icantdothistodaybruh · 14 days

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Heyy!

I've been thinking about the 'Sebastian making hyper-realistic confectioneries' again, so I wanted to share the scenario with you that I've just been typing out:

"Well, Young Master, tell me:" Sebastian leaned in with a smug smile upon his lips "is the item upon the table real, or an edible immitation?"

Ciel's eyes narrowed in concentration, regarding the object on the platter in front of him, before widening in realisation of the devil's wording; if there was one thing he had learned over their years together, it was that one should not listen to the meaning of the words that his butler spoke, but rather of the ones he didn't.

He lifted his head to meet with the man's proud gaze. "On the table, you say? Not on the plate?"

The demon's expression changed almost interceptibly, and Ciel knew that he was on the right track.

"It's not the item on the plate that's made of sugar. It's the plate itself." The Earl announced.

Sebastian snickered and politely lowered his head, eyes closed as he replied. "Well, my lord, very perceptible of you to notice my careful phrasing."

A self-satisfied smile stretched across Ciel's face, wiped away near immediately with the look in his butler's eyes when he once again opened them to meet him.

"However, I'm afraid you have still missed your mark."

Sebastian straightened, hovering the knife not above the confectioner's cookbook, nor the platter upon which it sat, but rather his own hand rested neatly upon the edge of the table, cutting deep into the glove to reveal it as nothing more than a clever construction of sponge and icing. Ciel stared dumbly in shock as the butler licked at the rich berry jam that smeared the blade in place of blood, the demon’s eyes half-lidded, watching him back intently as he did so.

"Do try harder next time, sir."

I love it, It's canon, I was there when it happened actually

#absolutely in love #thank you so much for sharing this with me #writers amaze me all the time #and now I cant stop thinking about a scenario with a skip to modern times where sebastian is absolutely devastated about cake is a lie tren #“What do you mean it's popular now? i did that 150 years ago and you told me to 'stop playing with your master's food'!”#“but now that it's a trend nobody even know I was the one to do it first!!”#sebaciel #kuroshitsuji #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #ask

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talleryn · 1 year

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Lucy’s mother: I don’t remember raising you like this

Lucy: I don’t remember you raising me at all