#I like the look of the post stream when it's just photos of mine
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come and see me ❀ ln4
in which everybody knows just how whipped your long distance boyfriend is for you
contains: social media!au, student!reader (21-22), whipped!lando who spoils you a bunch, a short little thing because i love writing for lando, this is purely self indulgent lmao; but to my requests dw im certainly getting to them
📍 rio de janeiro
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landonorris first
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landonorris 😍😍
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luv4lando lando always having post notifications on for yn is so boyfriend of him 😭😭
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oscarpiastri he does 😒
landonorris you act like it bothers you
oscarpiastri i just listen because i can’t tell you to shut up
user omg i’ve just gotten into watching f1 but who’s this?
user lando’s girlfriend! he’s head over heels whipped for her
bsfsinstagram please stop facetiming her while we’re trying to study ☹️
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yourinstagram he’s a one of a kind, but good luck trying!
user nothing was more sweet than watching lando’s post race interview when he said his celebratory plans were going home and facetiming y/n
user need this kind of love in my life asap 😩
my man 🏎️
are you back from the beach?
you
mhm, just made some dinner
wanna see the photos i took?
my man 🏎️
the answer’s the same every time babe
you
i’m screaming into my pillow and kicking my feet rn
my man 🏎️ loved an image
my man 🏎️ loved an image
my man 🏎️
holy shit yn
😩😩😩
is that the dress i sent you??
shit, it looks good, you look so good in it
im glad i bought it
you’re the prettiest woman i’ve ever seen
you
lando omg
stop it stop it
my man 🏎️
i cant praise my girlfriend?
i should buy you more things
you
please don’t 😭
this was more than enough i’m so in love with it
my man 🏎️
if i can’t see you i can at least spoil you
i was going to get you a van cleef stack, what colour did you want?
you
lando norris.
i don’t need a van cleef bracelet.
my man 🏎️
what about some heels?
you
you’ve already got me a bunch, my closet is begging for more space
how about you get me podium on your race in singapore?
i cant wait to watch tomorrow
my man 🏎️
well that’s already a guaranteed
i’ll just surprise you 🤍
you
okay love 🤍
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user awe the photo from his stream earlier 🥺
user HELP when he saw that y/n was watching he got so smiley and excited
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bsfsinstagram danielricciardo you can get onto mine instead 😍
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my man 🏎️
you shouldn’t worry about that comment angel
it’s been a few days, they took it down
you
i know, lots of people say it anyway
it shouldn’t bother me
my man 🏎️
it’s okay if it bothers you
but don’t change because of it
i like what you wear
i actually love it
you
🙄
of course you like it
you like everything about me
my man 🏎️
why wouldn’t it?
you’re so smart and kind
and fucking beautiful
i won the lottery
so don’t change yourself to fit a rando’s wants
who the hell even are they
you
i love you so much
i wish you were here right now
my man 🏎️
yeah, me too
but i got you that gift i was talking about
it should have arrived by now
you
oh i didn’t even notice
my man 🏎️
yeah they said they dropped it off at your door
you
okay i’ll go check, i’ll facetime you in a bit to try it on
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#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#lando norris x reader#f1 imagine#f1 smau#f1 x female reader#navigation.#f1 x you#ln4 x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x you#f1 x poc!reader
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This is my second ever ask in my 10 years of having Tumblr so please let me know if I’m saying this wrong or if this is rude 😅 but please could you do a felix or chan incredibly insanely darkly jealous a lot of breeding kink and rutting and c8ck dumb reader 😮💨😅😅 pretty please
“UNDER THE INFLUENCE” L. F.
Awe well I am honored to be your second ask here on tumble. I think I'll take Felix on this one...give him a bit more love in my post stream..
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Today was not supposed to end like this. You had no intention of being in a room alone with him -especially while you both were ‘working’- but here you are. Trembling and writhing as Felix had his fill of you.
It was a miracle that your makeup wasn’t smudged; thankfully, your hair wasn’t too messed up from its original wet and wavy look. No matter how many times Felix ran his fingers through it or if you pressed your head against the thin walls as shrouds of ecstasy hit you, it stayed modestly neat.
One less giveaway of what the two of you were getting up to in his dressing room.
“Felix…F-Felix th-that’s enough….Ahm!” You groan as quietly as possible, trying hard to not let anyone outside the room hear how amazing it feels to have your cunt devoured like there was no tomorrow. The blonde completely ignored your demand, swirling his tongue in quicker circles around your clit before delving into your dripping entrance.
He’d been at it for the past ten minutes at least, never letting you pull your hips away from his oddly rough grip, keeping your legs wide open as you sat on the -previously organized- makeup vanity. You felt terrible about doing such inappropriate things with a man you swore you’d never met all day.
All fucking day.
You’d refused to admit that Felix was your significant other to make the photo shoot between you and a male model less awkward. A small sacrifice you were both used to driving to keep your relationship concealed and stable, but for one reason or another, Felix felt a simmering rage when he heard you deny your ties to them.
He hated it so much that he’d been less approachable and friendly for the better part of the day.
The staff noticed Felix’s change, whispering about how on edge he was on and off camera-cordial to everyone like always- but noticeably annoyed. You’d seen it too, very concerned he wasn’t feeling well and convinced just checking on him during the staff hour-long lunch break wouldn’t do any harm to anyone.
Everyone except you.
Felix was not above taking his growing frustrations out on you. The instant you shut his dressing room door, he’d covered you, hands preemptively inching the bodice of your silk skirt to touch your bare skin underneath as he placed one fiery kiss on your lips after another. “Stop letting him touch what’s mine, angel,” he whispers into your parted lips, drinking in the immediate whimpers you let out in return.
“You can’t be serious, Lix. More than half of the shoot requires us to “
He rolled his eyes, smirking in disbelief at your attempt to reason with him, “Does it look like I fucking care. Either keep his hands off you, or I’ll ensure it myself.” The rare sight of anger adorned Felix’s gentle features, voice a rumbling whisper, and the combination propelled you into subspace within seconds. He was never this openly possessive. He’d pout or sulk if you didn’t give him attention occasionally, but this…
This was new.
It made you nervous under his gaze, rendering you speechless as he hugged you close, lips reconnecting to your own in another sequence of tender kisses as he walked you backward into the vanity. Your exposed back hit the mirror with a soft ‘thud’ and you flinched away from it. Felix brought you close to him, letting his warmth resolve your shivering and trailing his hands over the intricate details of your artistic bralette.
You pulled away, smiling proudly as Felix took a moment to admire your decorated breasts, eyes darkening with desire as you leaned back with a knowing smile on your face. “Like what you see, Liz?” You tease him, giggling softly as you turn your head to look at him through the reflection. He nods slowly, tongue poking one of his cheeks as he snakes an arm around your waist, closing the tiny gap between you two and effectively spreading your legs to frame his waist.
“You know I do, angel. Always will…” he mutters adoringly, placing a trail of heated kisses along your neck, shoulder, and finally, the curve of your breasts. He groaned in displeasure as he realized the material was intricately clasped, making it a hassle to remove and one less place on your body for him to play with.
Felix solves the dilemma quickly, licking a long stripe over each one before nipping at your skin until barely visible bruises are raised on your skin. Your face burned hot, lust seeping to panic as he marked what he knew to be his, and though it felt amazing, you knew he was inching you both towards exposure.
“Lix, please don’t…they’ll see those…mm,” you bit back a moan as he made another affliction, purposefully making it noticeable. You flinched against him, hands flying to claw into his shoulders, “That’s enough…” you moaned into his ear. The demand lost its edge as it slipped off your tongue, concern becoming a blur as Felix tangled a hand in your hair, pulling it so you had no choice but to let him stain your skin with as many love bites as he pleased.
Your brows knitted together as each one became more intense than the last, the arm around your waist holding you flush against him, adding to the mind-numbing pleasure he was inducing.
You tried one last time to reason with him, stuck in thralls of heat and logical thinking, “Felix…th-“
He cut you off immediately, devoid of any sympathy for your plight, and his authoritative tone made that abundantly clear.
“I don’t care,” he retorts, and you whine in response, “..But I do.”
Felix laughed dryly, inwardly amused by your signature pout but unsympathetic with your reasoning. “You shouldn’t,” he replies softly, bringing his hands to caress your face. You stared up at him lovingly, leering into his touch as he pecked your lips, the subtle hums of approval thundering in his chest, building the pool of heat in your core.
“I know, Lix….” You murmur into the kiss, feeling his hands drop to your thighs, giving them light-handed squeezes. You subconsciously roll your hips to get his touch closer to your dripping cunt. He smiles against your lips, chuckling at your eagerness and immediately giving in to you.
“Desperate little angel, aren’t we?” He teased you, discreetly slipping the many rings off his fingers as you nodded your head and let out a breathless “mhm” in response. Felix shifted your silky skirt to the side, draping the fabric off of your legs as he cupped your mound with one hand. He bit his plush bottom lip as your hips bucked into his hold. A sheer thong was the only thing keeping your soaked folds away from him, and he remedied the obstacle by pulling it to the side.
“Fuck…” you hiss as the cool air hits your exposed cunt, slick going ice cold as Felix prodded to skilled fingers past your entrance. “It’s a miracle you don’t have cum running down your leg, love. It must be so hard walking around this wet for me, yeah?” His voice carried so much weight, doubling down on your own pleasure as he fingered you at the slowest pace possible.
You were at a loss for words, thoughts, or any coherent reaction as he curled his fingers forward to hit your sweet spot. Felix wanted a verbal answer, not just the satisfying gratification your moans brought him, “Need to hear you, angel..or I’ll stop.” You shake your head in displeasure, blushing heavily as you rush a reply, words slurring into excited whimpers.
“Y-yes…s-Ahm….fuck Lix…y-yes you’re right….”
“Good girl…” he whispers, pumping his fingers faster and pressing your clit with the pad of his thumb. You yelp quietly, whining curses as a familiar tightening ramped up in your stomach, and you clenched around his fingers as a result.
Felix groaned vicariously, smirking wildly before withdrawing his hand. “N-no! Lix, please!” You nearly shout in agony at the loss of fullness, ready to cry as he drops to his knees, faking a frown as he comes face to face with your glittering core. “You’re being awfully loud for someone who doesn’t want to get caught, love.” His warm breath fans the slick entrance as he speaks, putting you in a daze that intensifies when he flicks his tongue against you.
“Don’t care anymore…jus’ wanna cum,” you mewl as he focuses on the task at hand, finding the rhythm to taste you with his tongue perfectly and urging you to cum in his mouth with every deliberate action.
His blonde hair tickled your thighs, low moans sending vibrations through you in waves and heightening the toll your climax took on you.
Felix refused to stop until your cunt was all he’d be able to savor for the rest of the day. You nearly fell forward on him in a state of elated exhaustion as he stood back up and kissed you deeply. Your eyes slid shut as the creaminess of your release and his spit seeped down your throat, a wanton moan spilling from you both as his tongue danced with yours, and your hands traveled up to grip his hair.
“Careful…” he grunts, the sound giving way to an altered whine. You pull the blonde strands harder, lips connecting to his jawline and making your own mark on his tan skin. He reaches for his belt, glad his outfit wasn’t nearly as complicated as your own, and a sigh of relief comes out as a sharp exhale through his nose the moment his cock springs free.
You smile against his skin, eyes trailing down to get a view of it, “You’re such a hypocrite,” you taunt him. Amused to see how affected Felix was by the mere thought of another man laying his hands on you.
He groans, muttering a semblance of disagreeable words before shoving you back with gentle force. The conjoined feeling of the cold mirror hitting your heated skin and the instantaneous contact of his throbbing shaft gliding up and down your glittery folds has your back arching as ripples of pleasure course through you.
Felix drops his head to the crook of your neck, a few strands of his hair ghosting your skin as he places featherlight kisses. “Lix..” you mumble lowly, unable to think straight as he breathes in your scent, his hands grazing down your spine as he does.
“Promise me he won’t touch you again,” he whispers in your ear, his hips pausing, the tip of his cock inching into you ever so slightly. You whined loudly, head lulling back as your brows furrowed in frustration, one hand slipping from his tousled hair to clasp around his throat. Every breath he took raised his Adam’s apple, your thumb gingerly baring down the muscle as you shook your head slowly.
“I can’t..please don’t make me,” you plead for a compromise, but Felix disregards the refusal, pushing into your cunt inch by inch, torturing the both of you with the long-awaited security your fluttering walls would impose on him. “Yes, yes you can…you will. Promise me, sweetheart. Open your pretty mouth and swear to me that you’re all mine..” Felix shifted between pleading and demanding, eyes flickering from your expression of pure ecstasy as he sunk all the way into you to the space where you two connected.
A train of thought no longer existed for you as he pulled out slowly, slamming back so harshly that the vanity quivered from the subtle force. Your mouth fell open, eyes rolling in earnest bewilderment the rougher Felix got. “Fucking answer me…,” he groans, burying his cock in you, and refusing to move until you stuttered out a response.
Work be dammed. Telling some random guy to keep his hands to himself for the next few hours paled in comparison to your need to cum….and was honestly a task you’d do whether Felix was coercing it out of you or not.
So, as much as you cared for professionalism…it’d have to take a backseat to whatever emotion he was dragging you into now.
“I. I promise it won’t happen again…I promise, Lix…” You didn’t care how pathetic you sounded, past the point of modesty and clinging to Felix for dear life as he picked up the pace of his thrusts. Your chest pressed into his, the intricate details on your bra chilling his burning skin and prompting him to hold you there with an arm snaking around your waist.
He fisted the sheer material of your skirt, almost ripping through it as he tugged it higher, nails digging into your skin possessively, and you winced in pain as he brought his lips to your ear again. “Hm, does it hurt, angel?” He asks, feigning concern, and the contrast of the sweet gesture amid brutality made your head spin endlessly. “Y-yes,” you huffed as a moan built in your throat, quickly slipping out as he shifted one of your legs up and around his lean waist. The adjusted angle drew a surprised cry from you, cunt gripping every ride and vein of his cock as he took advantage of the position. He was bruising your sweet spot with an intensity and speed you’d never experienced before.
Felix was generally endearingly romantic and rarely this aggressive with you. Seeing, well, witnessing this side of his character was an edge for you on its own.
You were surprised that you managed to hold out this long without cumming and even more taken aback by the steady stream of arousal pooling on the vanity beneath you. Felix noticed it too, cock twitching inside you as pride flooded his system, “You’re making such a mess, pretty girl… does it feel that good?” He grinned triumphantly when you nodded without hesitation, hips rolling to meet his thrusts at an even pace for as long as possible.
“Gorgeous, so…fucking gorgeous..” he praises your every reaction, running a hand down the expanse of your torso, stopping to press down where you could feel his cock the most. You blushed as the applied pressure emphasized exactly where Felix was inside you.
The coil in your core teetered on the verge of snapping, your hands disappearing underneath the hem of his designer dress shirt, and your manicured nails scratched into his toned torso. The simple action caused Felix to buck his hips and wrap his free hand in your hair as he brought you into an open-mouthed kiss. It was sloppy, void of any decency, as the both of you chased your high at the expense of the other.
You clawed at his skin, moaning louder as the knot in your stomach begged to loosen for the third time in a row. He stared into your dreamy gaze, reading the warning in them as he held your head close to his.
Felix wanted nothing more than to etch this very moment into your mind for the rest of the day -your life. The thought of you walking around, filled to the brim with his cum as you posed for one picture after the next plagued his conscious, and undid the last link of reason for him.
“Fuck this,” he snapped, brows furrowing with determination as he pulled out of you, and slid you off the vanity to bend you forward on it instead. Thankfully, you caught yourself in time, too dazed to stop him from kicking your legs apart, and reentering you from behind. “Felix…” you groan exasperatedly, shuddering as his cock stretched your cunt with ease, causing a thin drip arousal to slide down your inner thighs.
The blonde leaned over you, a hand resting on the curve of your back as he returned to his pace from earlier. Sweat starts to build on his tan skin, a concentrated expression adorning his angelic features as he pounded into you.
Blank.
Your mind was entirely blank the longer he bullied his cock against your sensitive womb and the tension mounting in your body multiples exponentially as he lowered himself to speak in your ear lowly.
“This is where you belong, angel. Just like this, with me, an no one else understand?”
You nodded weakly, fighting back tears as the urge to cum from the sound of his voice tempted you.
It’d only take one more possessive word from him -paired with that salacious smile on his face- to unravel you. Felix was at his end, too, eyes sliding close as the precision of his thirst became a tenuous blur.
“You think he’d use you this well, love?” He slurs the question, unintentionally pulling your hair as he snaps his hips harder. “No…”you sigh deliriously, reaching a hand to run through his hair and bring him in for a heated kiss, while the other latched against the mirror to hold you steady under his weight as the knot in your core spiraled loose.
“That’s it….angel, fuck, you feel so good…” Felix doesn’t even try to be discreet, zoned in on the way your cunt gushes on his cock, greedily taking the hot ropes of cum he releases. Oxygen alludes to you for a few seconds, an overbearing heat rushing through you and your body quivering in the aftershock.
You looked divine. Unreal even. That pleased smile on your lips as you giggled shamelessly only added to the glow you emitted in your shared highs.
“He won’t touch me again, Lix..” you panted softly, smiling more expansive as you clung to him tiredly and laid your head on his shoulder.
He understood then. Why he’d felt so stricken with jealousy over you the whole day. Yes, he loved you, but the underlying notion that no one else knew it angered him.
What good would it do him not to try and claim you, at least? If fucking you into the bliss of oblivion was what needed to be done….he could make that sacrifice.
Felix kissed the top of your head, grinning as you whined defeatedly as he shifted his hips to settle his cock further into you, “See, that wasn’t so hard to agree to, now was it, love?”
You pout, raising your head to glare at him playfully, “No….but now the stylists will have to cover me in two layers of foundation!”
Felix raised a brow, gently rolling his hips into again, and you melted underneath him at the overstimulation. “Who said we were done, angel?” He asks, smiling at your fucked out reflection shifting to a look of desperation. You opened your mouth to say something but the words died in your throat, replaced by a broken moan as he gradually pumped his length past your tender walls, spreading his cum over them, and edging you both to another round.
This was not how your day was supposed to go, but there was no fight left in you, and certainly not enough left to refuse being stuffed full with Felix’s cum for the next thirty minutes.
Felix chuckled at the sight of you accepting your fate, subconsciously rocking your hips back to meet his, and welcoming the oncoming warmth of his accumulating releases.
Maybe making him jealous could be your new favorite hobby….
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This one was fun. I'm kind of proud of how it came out too....my editing is getting better hehe.
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Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D
Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!
[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.
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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights
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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.
Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.
Vegetta: It's for saving your life!
Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.
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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–
Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.
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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–
Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–
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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?
[The next day]
The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker
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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?
Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get
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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!
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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.
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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?
[The Binary Monster shows up]
Fit: OH, FCK–
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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.
Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.
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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.
Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]
Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?
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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.
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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.
Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]
Tubbo: This is for you, king.
Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?
Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-
Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–
Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!
Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!
Fit: Misfire!
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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?
Phil: PFTTTTT–
Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."
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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]
Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]
Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response
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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]
Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!
Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –
Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.
Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!
[They both laugh]
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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–
Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.
Fit: Yeah...
Pac: Yeah, everyone does.
Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?
Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–
Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]
Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.
Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?
Phil: Yeah?
Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.
Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]
Fit: [Laughs]
[Fit gets kicked off the server]
Fit: [Laughs even harder]
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rumors to rest ୨ৎ CL 16
IN WHICH the rumors of you two dating comes to an end, when charles does the most unexpected thing at the end of an race.
requested yes / no
notes: I finished this late and near the end I kinda gave up sorry, there also might be some errors, Tumblrs been acting up lately, and messing up my layouts for the fic
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yourusername happy Tuesday lovely’s 💐❤️
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lilymhe you’re literally so gorgeous 😫
yourusername marry me 💍
alex_albon that’s my girlfriend?
yourusername marry me too? 💍
y/nlover drooling over you
charles_leclerc Tu es mignonne ❤️ you’re pretty
sainzz15 y’all make me sick
kissesfory/n oh just confirm it already
landonorris ew
yourusername is what I say whenever I see you
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yourusername telling Kika
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charles_leclerc it’s Tuesday, ready to start the season 👀
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ashleclerc16 the matching captions, interesting 🤨?
Sainzz55 so you’re delusional like us
y/nlover so now they’re traveling the world together…interesting 🤨
yourusername nice photos
charles_leclerc thank you a beautiful lady took them
leclercsainzz HOLD UP?!
sainzz16 my delusional self is shaking rn
norris444 yesterday she was packing on her stream and now her comment? I think they’re going to the abu Dhabi gp together?
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yourusername a wild y/n at an airport, where will she be going?
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y/nfanclub a wild Charles was seen at an airport to, wonder where he’s going?
ashleclerc16 maybe to the hotel with Charles 🤷♀️
stargirly/n rumor has it you’re traveling with Charles
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charles_leclerc who took the photos? 🤨
yourusername a handsome man took them?
sainzz556 sick y’all make me
stargirly/n I can’t stand y’all
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allf1news charles and y/n l/n seen at the same airport that was arriving at Abu Dhabi today, could they have been traveling together for the Abu Dhabi gp, the last race of the season?
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vettelmick I mean, honestly speaking, she has friends in Abu Dhabi so she could be visiting them…?
norris444 SHUT UP LET US BE DELUSIONAL
stargirly/n NOT THE RIGHT TIME
leclerc4416 in all honesty, if the rumors of them dating are true, charles could find somebody better than her
stargirly/n STFU
yourusername I look pretty good for an 17 hour flight 🤭
y/lnfan16 I’m connecting the dots here
ashleclerc16 I don’t think I’m being delusional anymore
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kissesfory/n WHOS HAND IS THAT Y/N?!
lilymhe oh is that a mystery man?
Yourusername a mystery man for sure 🥰
ashleclerc16 I swear that’s a ring Charles wears all the time
sainzz554 y/n did you travel with Charles, yes or no 🎤
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charles_leclerc lovely photos love 💕
stargirly/n charles motherfucking leclerc stop right NOW
Norris444 literally nobody’s going to be shocked when y’all come out and say y’all are dating
landogasly guys she has a boyfriend…. I found his instagram account it’s @,ryanohan 💀
> Yourusername @,landogasly I don’t have a boyfriend love, that’s a dear friend of mine ❤️
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yourusername Abu Dhabi has been lovely lovely 💞💞
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ashleclerc16 SO YALL DID GO TO ABU DHABI TOGETHER
sainzz555 HOLY SHIT WE WERE RIGHT
lilymhe mystery man, no?
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leclercsainzz this is the most boyfriend and girlfriend post I’ve ever seen
Rayleclerc deny y’all are dating again istg, I will shove this post in your face
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charles_leclerc fancy seeing you there ❤️
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allf1news y/n shows up to the paddock, along side charles, for the Abu Dubai gp, the last race of the season. 👀
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ashleclerc16 they’re matching omfg
sainzz she looks beautiful in red
user1655 they have matching outfits, matching rings, matching necklaces and matching shoes….but no they aren’t dating, I’m going insane
Carlosnorris not even my relationship but yet I’m going crazy over the fact that two people could be dating and still denying it..I need help
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yourusername it’s race day 🏎️🏎️❤️
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ashleclerc16 Carlos is us with you and Charles
pearlgasly realistically speaking what if they aren’t actually dating?
sainzz respectfully shut up
Charlesnumberone honestly thinking the same thing
f1 oh which team are you going for? 👀
yourusername idk some red popular team or Williams
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Charles_leclerc last race of the season, planned something special 🏎️
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ashleclerc16 should I be scared or scared
sainzz caption is making me feel mixed emotions
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user1655 do the something special before the car breaks
norris444 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??
sainzz on the last race to…
rayleclerc this was unnecessary !!!
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beyond proud of you and I know your time will come, and I’ll be there standing right beside you cheering you on as loudly as I can. I’m ready to start the new year with you right by my side Mon amour pour toujours 💞💞
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Ashleclerc16 HIS SOMETHING SPECIAL TEARS FALLING
sainzz bro I fucking threw my phone across the room when he ran over and kissed you
charles_leclerc my something special forever ❤️
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stargirly/n THANK GOD ITS CONFIRMED I CAN STOP LOSING MY MIND
lilymhe mystery man revealed?
yourusername mystery man revealed indeed 🥰
Norris444 y’all dragged this on for too long WAYY too long
daniel444 now if y’all break up within a month imma go insane
lewis445 I’m so single, I’m sobbing
riccardobull the best friends to lovers trope I’m hating idc
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charles_leclerc something special forever, on to 2023 with you ❤️
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because i liked a boy | tom blyth
pairing: tom blyth x actress!reader
in which: tom rushes to your house after you get threats and insults online due to speculations of a relationship between the two of you
warnings: mentions and readings of death threats, mentions of slut shaming
wc: 1.1k (sorry it's a little short!)
a/n: IT'S MY POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE COOKIE SHMOOPIE TOM'S BIRTHDAY! no but seriously happy birthday tom! bros birthday is approximately ONE week from mine. bro's a little aquarius like me. thank you so much for being the best tom! the age gap grows more everyday 🥰...anyway here is a little cute fic for you guys just for his bday!
in less than 24 hours they were everywhere. in your dm's, in tagged posts, on every platform.
it was only yesterday that you and tom decided to go out in public together. for the first time. and now you realized maybe it should be your last, for a while anyway.
the two of you kept a quiet relationship for about a month, up until yesterday, when you decided going out for coffee might be nice. and sure enough, there were cameras.
first fan accounts found it. then smaller celebrity news accounts found it. then e! news found it. soon variety found it. this had all happened while you were asleep. and when you woke up, it wasn't just the posts that you found. you had dm's. lots of them. each one a little worse than the one before it.
you weren't sure what to do. so you picked up your phone and dialed tom.
the phone rung for what felt like ages. then you finally heard the comforting voice you had been longing for.
"hello?" you heard. you felt a little lighter already.
"hi tom. look, i know you're not really on social media but, i just really need you to come over because i need to talk to you." you breathed heavily getting the sentence out as you now began to panic.
"i'll be there in ten minutes. love you." you heard. he hung up the phone. you sat down on the couch in your apartment. you had an urge to go on your phone, but you knew what awaited you. so you resisted.
about ten minutes later, you heard a knock on the door. right on time.
he only knocked out of politeness, he had a key to your unit. "oh, good you're here." you said. he looked at you with a warm smile.
"i came as fast as possible." he came over to the couch and pressed a kiss to your forehead. he sat down next to you and you embraced his warmth. "now, what's wrong." he said. you leaned into his lap.
"so, remember how we went out for coffee yesterday?" you asked. he nodded quickly. "so obviously there were photos which is fine and we expected that but, once people really started noticing, i started getting...threats." you handed him your phone which was now open to your instagram dm's.
"oh, no." he sighed with sadness. "i'm so sorry. do you mind if i look?" he asked. you nodded again. he took your phone from your hand and began to scroll. you saw the screen and began to read along.
user: who tf are you back tf off you slut
_user_: didn't you just break up with your other boyfriend you whore chill share him with us
user123: if you don't back off i'm going to jump you. mwah
tomblythlover: if you hurt him you die
each one got progressively worse. you saw tom's face shift with each one. he pulled you closer to him as he handed your phone back to you. you felt a single tear stream down your face, which tom immediately noticed.
"hey, hey hey." he wiped your tear with his thumb. "you didn't do anything wrong, ok? ignore every single one. you are not a slut, not a whore, not anything they claim you are. and, there is nothing you can do to stop these people. you just have to ignore it." he pulled you closer and tighter to him. "turn your dm's off. or limit them at least." he suggested. "get off social media. take a walk." he kept listing out ideas.
"you're right. i didn't even think of that, turning my dm's off." you said. you went into your settings and turned it off.
"what would you do without me." he joked, sarcastically. you hit him in his leg, the only place you could reach. you smiled up at him.
"i can't believe people would do this." you spoke. it was unbelievable. how could you say something like that to someone you don't even know?
"i can. people are crazy online. they stay stuff that they wouldn't ever say to your face. that's why i stay off of it." he responded.
"should i like, put a statement out?" you questioned. you often looked up to tom for advice about these things. he was only a year older than you, well, almost two, but he seemed much wiser. you loved the way you could look to him for anything.
"only if you want to, love." he assured you. "but if you think it will help you, then do it. do it for yourself, not for others." he continued.
"maybe i should. i will." you opened your story camera and began to type. you thought about what you wanted to say. then your mind drew a blank. "what should i say?" you asked, staring blankly at your screen.
"just say that no one is allowed to insult you just because we're dating, and that you need time to figure out what you are going to do next." he said. he thought of solutions with such ease, taking no time to think. ideas flowed like water out of his mouth. when you finished, you showed it to him, and with his approval, you added it to your story.
even though your dm's were turned off, you still hoped that people would stop attacking you in tagged posts, something that you couldn't stop no matter what.
"thank you, tom, for being here. i'd probably be lying in bed crying right now if it wasn't for you." he smiled down at you.
"i'll always put you first. i don't care what i'm doing. never be afraid to call me, even if i'm busy ok? i promise i'll help, any way i can. and please don't take anything they said to heart. you aren't any of those things, the only thing they got right is that you are my girlfriend." that made you laugh. "now, let's go do something to lift your mood." he pulled himself off the couch and soon helped you up as well. "where do you want to go?" he asked. you thought for a moment. you wanted to be somewhere quiet. with tom.
"i think just a walk around the neighborhood would be nice. no photos, no phones, just us?" you suggested.
"that's the best idea i've ever heard." he hugged you close. then he pressed his lips to yours in a soft kiss. he grabbed his keys from the entryway table, grabbed your hand, and walked out the door.
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Hazbin Hotel thoughts : Foils 3
(Foils 1 here)
(Foils 2 here)
(Foils 4 here)
Masterpost here.
Might as well crank out that one while I'm at it. Two words (and a half) : Alastor VS Vox.
(...Alright, not everybody at once, someone might get caught in the stampede.)
Yep, let's talk about two of the statistically main favorites (well, they're mine too in a way. In a "would like to see them trip up and crumble" way), who have a lot in common despite how much they despise each other. First of all, let's round up what we know : they have a Radio VS Video shtick that everyone and their dog knows about, inside and outside the show, are both Overlords, might have been closer in the past whatever that relationship was based on the torn photo of Alastor in Vox' possession (seen in Ep 8), Alastor died in the 1930s while Vox died in the 1950s, so the former has been around 20 years in Hell when the latter popped up there and highly probably met him there, Vox wanted him on his team at one point but Alastor turned him down as flat as his face, Vox infamously got butthurt (and it's implied he had/still has a crush on Alastor - at the very least a very strong interest to be noticed by him - if going by the Hazbin Wiki's cited sources, the archived "Hazbin Hotel Fashion Stream for the Comics") and metaphorically speaking declared war on him, while Alastor very much doesn't have the same obsession and outside of feeling aggravated by Vox' presence when Vox decides to crave attention, can't care less about him.
Hilariously enough, though, they have quite the lot of parallels, even hitting idependently the same idea - religious outfit, multi-shot of themselves around a target to get a point across, mocking doodles for a broadcast, ominous about-to-lose-it "What did you say" in a heavily filtered voice, clawing up a surface under out-of-control emotions, hundred-watts smile to keep up appearances (and as a tool like Alastor himself points out), the clothing style (though Vivienne liking bowties and suits does have a hand in it), the go-to guy where problems arise (Alastor being the powerful one dealing with physical threats the Hotel faces, Vox being the local babysitter to make things fall in line), the showmanship, the pride, the issues with control, the attention-craving tendencies and hatred of being ignored... you certainly saw the posts on Tumblr, I'm not the first one pointing this out, by far (deuxaeonn has a very good one here). But looking closely, it looks like either they have naturally a lot in common, or that someone (not naming names but giving you a hard sideglance, Vox) has caught habits or is emulating the other sub/consciously. Given that one had a 20 years heads-up in Hell on the other, well, can't be that far-fetched (even if nothing is confirmed at this point by now, at the time of writing).
The main difference is how they go at it : Alastor is steadier and truer to himself than Vox, who privileges quantity over quality. While both have issues with control and presenting an unflappable front (which they are very much not), Alastor manages to keep it better together, whereas Vox dissolves into what can be only called a tantrum when things don't go his way ("FffuhuHuck !") and his ego takes a blow. Vox also has to try harder or more actively to get attention to him (Stayed Gone's beginning, where he We Don't Talk About Bruno-ed himself by speaking about Alastor to say that it's useless to speak about Alastor. "Stop giving him the time of day !" - great job, buddy) while Alastor just has to pop up and in three quick sentences dresses him down in front of everyone. While Vox floods people with too much and meaningless information - be it visual or audible, hopping from scene to scene, Alastor plays with mystery and withholding information so that everyone goes crazy guessing ("I'm sure you've all been wondering") - which works well on the fans outside the show, but inside ? Not so much : Carmilla just shrugs him off, Zestial is mildly curious at best, the other Overlord don't even ask, Lucifer doesn't even know who he is, which drives him up the wall. The only one actually caring (despite insisting on the contrary) about what he does and why he's back ? Ironically, that's the one Alastor doesn't want to acknowledge !
(Oh, Vox, you wish Alastor would look at you the same way he looks at Lucifer... boy this is peak comedy gold.)
Alastor only needs his voice and aura of enigma wrapped into a mystery, while Vox has his face everywhere. Alastor chooses each moment to make them more impactful and plays his cards close to his chest, while Vox wants to be on all fronts and keep the cards coming to drown the opponent with them. Alastor only has to speak to intimidate, Vox relies on his bullshit-talking skills and hypnosis, though they both have confidence and charisma : Alastor's is more about danger and unpredictability, someone to be wary of, Vox' is about false friendliness and advertising, someone to trust. Alastor joins the Hotel for his own personal amusement and is very upfront about his sadistic motives, Vox plays friendly and hides his own behind false niceness and pretend service. With both of them, you need to read the fine print : literally with Vox ("Trust us ! With what ? None of your business" - seen on one of his posters in Ep 2 if you're looking for it) and metaphorically with Alastor - he'll honor his word, and his word alone.
Both also don't drop the façade when in private, though it doesn't take much for Vox to be pushed over the edge (a certain name will do it just fine), while Alastor keeps on the smile even in the middle of a breakdown (though if it's out of habit, or because he maybe literally can't is up in the air for now). They both want control and to be in control, and fancy themselves to be quite powerful. Their arrogance also doesn't help : Alastor goes against Adam without any angelic weaponry, and guess who loses the fight ? For Vox, Stayed Gone is basically him wanting to throw a stone and realizing too late it was in fact a boomerang. That he caught with his face. This guy should write a book : How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot 101. Funnily enough, they also seem to have issues with boredom and frustration : Alastor needs to be entertained, and Vox' life isn't sometimes as glamourous as he paints it out to be - that with having to deal with coworkers that put the "dick" in predictable and the "ass" in pass.
Alastor however is much more competent (if equally petty) at keeping it together than Vox, never losing that gentlemanly attitude (or almost). He rebounds more easily, and while both are manipulative, Alastor pushes the right buttons (not unlike Velvette, even if she's doing it very agressively) he knows will give him the best response, playing into insecurities and weaknesses (Cheap Booze (TM) for Husk, catering to Charlie's need of approval by playing the 'dad figure'), while Vox guides people to the conclusion he wants them to make by letting them think they did the process on their own (seen with Valentino) and prodding for the right answers. It's also interesting to see that, while he responds if provoked, up to know Alastor never really starts a song on his own : even Inside Of Every Demon Is A Lost Cause is a reprise riding on Charlie's Inside Of Every Demon Is A Rainbow that he composes on the fly. Stayed Gone has him responding to Vox, Hell's Greatest Dad is him hijacking Lucifer's show to steal his thunder, Ready For This has him as a part of the group, and only the Finale verse has him alone and clashing with the rest of the song, only popping back up from "And we'll do it with a smile !" line onwards.
It underscores nicely Alastor's ability to insert himself in the life of others and riding the coattails of what's currently going on to his needs, going along with the flow until his goals are met, from the shadows that make up his powers. Vox on the other side presents himself as a necessity taking over everyone's lives, in center-stage and spotlight, dominating all fields from TV shows to cereals and ice cream, for crying out loud, just like he did technology. His powers are lightning-based (outside of technology-themed), which makes a funny contrast with Alastor's shadows. Also, just to nail it home, one has an almost-complete red palette (with black accents) while the other's is blue (with bits of red). And of course, they're both the Old (Alastor, who dislikes anything made after his death in the 1930s) and the New (Vox, who keeps up with technology's evolution, always chases after new trends and replaced body parts like his head to fit better) - hence Vox also appearing more shallow but also more adaptative than Alastor, who's more upfront about his intentions but also a bit behind the times and could be left in the dust if he weren't so powerful, but in a way, like radio, is less regarded but still useful and relevant. As many people pointed out, radio waves are the basis for TV, after all.
Their ascentions to power are also different despite similarities : they both became each one of the well-known hot acts in Hell, though with Alastor it came completely out of left field to the shock of everyone, as he's rumored to be one of the most powerful Sinner souls in Hell on his own (presumably) and nobody knows how, while Vox is the powerful CEO of a domain that has monopoly on entertainment in the Pride Ring, and most-likely climbed the ladder in relatively "normal" ways compared to the sheer mystery surrounding Alastor : Vox made the right connections, used his knowledge, forged the right contracts and alliances at the right times and like other companies associated himself with the right people for it to work (the Vees). Vox managed to fight Alastor and live to tell the tale (getting "almost beaten"), and while Alastor can easily upstage him, this means that he's still worthy of the title of Overlord and probably no slouch in an actual fight. Probably. Or at least has a style of fighting that makes him annoying and/or dangerous to face. However, what Alastor can face on his own and mainly alone, Vox has to do while relying on others.
But seriously, if these two are revealed to have been sort-of buddies in the past, I wouldn't be surprised.
(Also, just adding : the idea of Vox getting dissed romantically by someone who thought they just dissed him in a business-way, because they're completely blind to the potential romantic implications, and Vox thinking this was on purpose, is just gut-busting hilarious. I don't know which way it'll go in the show, but if it happens that way, I WILL crack my whole ribcage in hysterics.)
Welp, see ya next time by brain goes "ding !" again.
Again, Masterpost here.
PS : Thank you deuxaeonn for allowing the link to your post !
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OKAY, hear me out before reading the text below: this blog of mine is just a place, where I can see my progress in many of things, and writing in english is one of them. the deal is - english is not my native language, and my way of writing can look very bad.
if you decide to read my little sketch, firstly - good luck; and secondly, if when you see some dumb mistakes - feel free to comment because learning stuff is fun!
(also I'm like probably need to do a disclaimer or something like this, but I don't know how :D)
well, it's just fluff (?), without any triggers and just something that was in my head for a while. also I'm using the real names on the dream team in this text. actually, all my thoughts slowly became a whole au (this is the right word for it, right?), so if I will be really confident, maybe I write something else....
UGH this is again a super long text, I'M SORRY.
imagine that you've been friends with «dream team» for an almost a three years.
originally you were an employee on a mr. beast team, something that others would call an errand boy (well, errand girl in your case). but despite your small position in a whole team, everyone was simply in love with you. you just were a little shining star, that everybody adored. and beside that, you knew how to do your job. and by one of these hard-working days, you've meet sapnap.
there were a small pause between shooting for a new challenge video, where nick was one of the judges, and it happend that you both had a chance to chat for a little bit. you two find in each other someone nice, almost like a soulmate. when you too start to speak about different topics, including hobbies and favorite things, something just clicked. after a shooting, y'all just spontaneously decided to go for a walk. you both just can't stop talking, and after a hour or so, you find yourself on a basketball court. the day slowly becoming an evening, there only a few people around, and you two with beer cans just lazily playing basketball.
and after that day your life just start change entirely.
after sapnap you've met sunshine with name karl, and then dream, george, even quackity. the boys was also amazed with your warm personality and you all pretty fast become great buddies. you start to show in theirs instagram photos, twitter posts, stories. you've slowly become an important member of their group. staying for a movie night, cook for them, give a ride on your car, making birthday presents, spending time in video games, and eventually joining the streams.
to be honest, chat was kinda aggressive by the first time and full of comments like "omg why are they even let this girl to join, she's just ruining all the fun" and bunch of other not-so-nice words. guys were super sorry that you have to deal with all this hate, but you honestly won't making a big deal out of that. you just continue to show up from time to time, and slowly but surely people realize that your "boring" side was actually a "super caring" side.
and only after this realization everybody understand how cool actually your character resonates with sometimes childish characters of the rest of the group. the memes start to full the internet, boys start jokingly addresses to you like "sweet mother of ours", and you were very audible and visible cringing at the name, but they're just unstoppable.
and after a two and a half years of your friendship, after george finally gets a visa and clay does a face reveal, four of you guys finally moved together.
and that simply become a golden era of your friendship.
you spend mornings with george, when you get ready for work and this man with no sleep schedule gives you company. at the moment that you start making a breakfast, this man just magically appears with his cute puppy eyes, and after the few times when your plate was getting empty for about a fifteen seconds, you just start to cook for you two. imagine: dark room with only one working lamp, you both eating some puffy pancakes, drinking something warm, chatting and silently giggling. it's a little foggy outside, and almost absolute silence. sounds really comforting, does it not? after you finished eating, you give george a small kiss on his head, maybe mess up with his hair and beg him to get some rest.
the days fly by really fast, when you making stuff with dream. join the stream for a moment? sure. what about the new idea for the video/song? tell me everything. maybe you want to go to the shopping together? get in my car, clay. you freely can go to his room when silence in your head gets too loud. often you just knock on his room door shyly, and ask if you can sit on the bed while dealing with work. and he never refuse. also you absolutely love to draw him in the moments when he really focused on something, maybe make him a few more knitted hats or something cute, but stupid. and he absolutely melts at every single touch. you just need to tell him that everything is okay, and he always can find a support in his friends. and he's so thankful for this.
and finally, you want the evenings to never end because you spend them with sapnap. he don't want to show it, but you just see it anyways - he cares about you. of course, that doesn't mean that other guys don't care, but sapnap do it in his own way and you really appreciate it. almost every evening he casually walks into your room, and if he sees how tired you look because of the work, all his appearance softens immediately. with his silent, raspy voice he asks how do you feel. and if your answer not satisfying enough, nick just casually says that he's going to wait you in the car. and that means - this evening going to be awesome. you both have no clue what are you going to do tonight, but that's just more fun, right? basketball court, just like in the old times? eating junk food in the car, while chatting and shouting the songs? skateboarding park, when nick trying to impress you, but just stupidly falls and now you need to bandage all his wounds, while you just can't stop from laughing? (he's trying to act offended, but inside he's all fluff, believe me).
but sometimes you decide to hang out in the house. sapnap picks up some random film, brings more pillows and blankets, you cook (or order) snaks, and you both just simply chilling together after a long day. and I don't need to tell that almost every time the rest of the group decide to join. maybe it's even spontaneously become a movie night? who knows. you can't even blink, and it's 3am already, the third movie silently playing on the back, all the boys sleeping and barely audibly snore. and only you stubbornly want to wait until the credits. and the movie finally ends, you trying to clean up a little, while you judge the main character in your mind. when you come back to the sleeping kingdom, you can't help but smile at the view of three big men just calmly sleeping, and unconsciously trying to hug something. you definitely take a few photos, and when you want to go to your room, suddenly dream wakes up and mid-sleep reach up to you, whispering that he want to cuddle. your heart was not ready for this, and you just can't say "no" to him.
and when you slowly falling into sleep, while warm big hands carefully hugs you, you just think to yourself - oh, how extremely lucky you are.
well, maybe you can skip the next day at work.
...you can't miss how nick and george all morning going to scream that they're absolutely-for a hundred percent-for sure-definitely didn't hug each other all night.
#dsmp au#dsmp#dsmp shipping#georgenotfound#dreamwastaken#sapnap#dsmp fanart#dtqk#dtqk x reader#dsmp x reader#dsmp x y/n#dsmp x you#dream x reader#dream team x reader#dreamwastaken x reader#georgenotfound x reader#gogy#georgenotfound x y/n#sapnap x reader#sapnap x you#sapnap x y/n
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hiya everyone!
i've come on here to say something real quick.
i've had a big long talk with a good friend of mine and i feel the need to clear some things up.
lots of writing underneath the cut
the wilbur situation.
with this wilbur situation, i haven't seen anything about it until this morning around 7 am (4 hours ago) so i am not very educated on this topic yet.
he has stated and people have seen that he has a problem with alcohol, and it is his choice whether or not he gets help for it. if he chooses not to, that's fine. if it wrecks his life, that's his fault, and it is not our job to try and change that.
he has also stated in streams, recently or not, that his mental health is y'know, not very good. again, he chooses whether or not he gets help for it, and he has said he does therapy. good for him! but i am not going to go on and on about how he can fix himself.
mammalian sighing reflex.
people have been speculating that mammalian sighing reflex is or was about shubble.
now, i don't care if they dated or not. that is not for me to pry into.
but looking at the lyrics, clearly wilbur was a shit person in this relationship (if there was one), and it clearly did not end very well. he's portrayed himself as a bad person in these relationships, and it's not something i would like to associate my writing with.
this brings us to my next topic.
my writing.
as mentioned previously, he doesn't have the best mental health as of now. and yes, it has made me sort of think about how i'm going to write for his character and still keep alcoholism and mental health out of the picture, just to respect him. but if i do slip up and there are those hints, don't use that against me. i'm young, dumb, and stupid, but that is not any excuse to throw shit at me.
why i write for wilbur.
this is also one i've had a good think about.
i talk about wilbur on here and in a groupchat with a few of my online friends, and that is the extent of it. wilbur is not included in my personal life. yes, i listen to his and lovejoy's music, and yes, i watch his videos, but i do not talk about him in any other way except for updates with lovejoy or photos of him. i do not talk about him with my family or anyone outside of tumblr and the groupchat.
i disconnect wilbur's actual self when i'm writing. i am not thinking of wilbur's actual personal life when i write. i am thinking of what i see. the streamer, the musician. not the 'i get coffee every morning' ' i get home from rehearsal at whenever o'clock'. i disconnect wilbur's personal life when i write because i know nothing about him.
i write either because i'm bored or to fill a void inside of me that must be doing something, and i've chosen wilbur's character to write with.
i never associate william with wilbur, okay, if that makes sense. i do not see william gold, as wilbur soot. i use wilbur soot in my writing, not william gold.
why i made this post/summary.
yes, i understand that maybe wilbur was depicting himself as an asshole in ycgma and msr, and yes, maybe he has a problem with alcohol and his mental health. and yed, i have explained my writing in the most detailed way possible.
but whenever i am writing, there is always a thought in the back of my mind.
'maybe wilbur isn't this sweet, caring guy that everyone writes him to be. maybe he is an alcoholic, asshole boyfriend. maybe what people portray him as isn't who he is'
this isn't to say i hate everyone who writes for him, i'm just saying that i try to contain my thoughts in some way. i have lovely mutuals on this app that support what i do, and i have lovely conversations with them, but my god.
please, if you are going to do anything, do not put hate or negativity on wilbur's shoulders, on any writer's shoulders or on my shoulders.
wilbur will choose whether or not he wants to discuss what's going on and clear it up.
thankyou for coming to my ted talk
#wilbur soot#ax blabbers#mutuals#mammalian sighing reflex#writing#writers on tumblr#do not throw shade at anyone on here#no one deserves it#and never assume something if they haven't talked about it
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Tommyinnit x masc nb reader where they don't try to hide their relationship from the internet, but at the same time refuse to confirm nor deny it.
Like...they have pictures online of them on dates, wearing each others clothes, in each other's background during stream, etc, etc. The evidence is right there??? But they don't confirm it. Matter of fact, they don't even "know who that ugly mug in the picture is".
Wilbur is the first one to leak their relationship tho, woops.
”whoops” killed me.
Also, look at my funny little guy in the photo! It felt fitting.
Pairing: CC!Tommyinnit x Nb!Reader (romantic)
Evading Evidence
Tommy’s streaming when you get tired of scrolling through Twitter. Normally you’re able to sit on his bed, just out of sight of his camera, and catch up on all the drama. It’s been a quiet few days though, so you’re already bored.
“I’m going to run to the store real quick.” You say, getting up.
Tommy turns, neither of you acknowledging the stream. Chat’s going crazy about the fact you were there the entire thirty minutes Tommy’s been live for, and possibly longer.
Despite the fact you and Tommy were dating, neither of you had let the internet know yet. Sure, there were pictures and Tweets and remarks basically confirming it, but both of you were careful never to say it outright. At this point it was almost a game.
“Oh, can you get me twin gummy snakes?” Tommy asks, practically begging you with his eyes.
“Why would I do that?”
“Because I need fuel and you love me?”
You consider it for a second before giving in. “Fine. I’ll be back in, like, ten minutes.”
“Thanks! Don’t get run over!”
“Why would I- never mind.”
Tommy doesn’t turn back towards the stream until after he hears you leave, shutting the door behind you. It’s only then that he takes notice of the chat freaking out over his words.
“Chat, what the fuck are you talking about? They don’t love me. Actually, I don’t have a clue who the fuck that was!” He exclaims. “Back to Minecraft.”
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“Hey, is this okay to post?” Jack Manifold asks, practically shoving his phone into your face.
You take it, examining the Twitter draft. It’s a selfie he took before the filming of the latest Tom Simons vlog. Behind him you can barely see you and Tommy curled up on the couch together, looking at something. The photo is captioned “Tom Simons vlog done.”
“Sure. Tommy?” You ask, handing the phone over to him.
He barely takes a look at it. “Yeah.”
“Thanks!” Jack says cheerfully, immediately posting.
“Time to fight the stans like our lives depend on it.” You joke, already opening Twitter and navigating to Jack’s profile.
“It’s fucking funny.” Tommy laughs.
“Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. What’re you tweeting?”
“I’ll reply to yours.” He leans over to watch you type out your reply, reading it aloud. “'Not Jack photoshopping the background'.”
“Are you two ever going to tell the internet?” Jack asks, laughing a little.
“Oh, the internet definitely knows. They just chose to believe us when we lie to their faces.” You answer.
“I’m replying ‘incredibly disrespectful.’” Tommy announces. You get the notification of his reply right after he says it.
“Don’t get me canceled.” Jack sighs.
“No promises.”
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"Why are you talking about Tommy so much?" A donation asks.
You were doing a just chatting stream, spilling some fun stories. A few of them had been dates with Tommy, but you didn't call them dates. Chat still had their suspicions though.
"Because I hate him." You deadpan, staring into your camera. "Worst person ever, kill all Tommyinnits."
It barely takes a second for the chat to react to your words, thousands of people calling you a liar. As your eyes flick through messages, one catches your eye.
"Why are you wearing his hoodie then, hm?" Gets read aloud. "Well, you see, it simply isn't his. This very clearly branded Tommyinnit hoodie? Mine."
It's merch of his that hadn't shipped yet, his name displayed across your chest. The only possible way for you to have some would be him giving you some or you stealing his. One guess as to what you did.
Yeah, you took his.
"I have the fastest shipping in the world guys, you have to believe me."
Nobody believes you. It's not even the first time you've worn his clothes, just the first you've worn them on stream. Maybe you should've been a little more careful, but oh well. Who really cares anyways? The game was fun, but not too serious.
"Besides, as if I'd ever wear something Tom fucking Simons tainted with his gremlin hands." It's a fun little jab, one you know he'll hear about later. Probably from Twitter.
"Hey!" Tommy yells from somewhere in the flat.
Or maybe he'll hear about it right that second. He must be watching your stream, making you smile.
"Sorry." You say it in a way that clearly shows you don't mean the apology, laughing to yourself a little. After running a hand through your hair, you speak again. "Did I tell you guys about how I almost killed a person by riding a bike the other day?"
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Of course, all jokes eventually end. This one just happens to meet its death in Wilbur's hands, live on stream.
“We’re out, we’ll see you tomorrow for the vlog.” Tommy says, pulling you to your feet.
It’s been over an hour of being on Wilbur’s stream, stuck in his little cramped office. One person was fine, two could fit, but three was just too much. Besides, you knew Tommy’s limit was an hour.
“Have a good stream!” You tell Wilbur cheerfully, shutting the door before he gets the chance to say goodbye. To make up for it, he waves.
“And there go the lovers.” Wilbur jokes to his stream, putting himself back into the middle of the frame now you and Tommy are gone. “Off to do whatever they do.”
It barely takes a minute for chat to explode, making Wilbur realize exactly what he just did. His face drains of color as he sits up.
“Shit- fuck. It was a joke, guys. A joke.”
Like a dog with a bone, chat’s already taken his words and ran with them. Wilbur’s fuck up is beyond repair. Instead of digging himself a deeper grave, he just messages you and Tommy.
You’re both back in his office in a matter of seconds, having sprinted back down the corridor. It wasn’t that you were upset, more just panicked. This definitely wasn’t how you meant to confirm it.
“Well… shit.” Tommy finally speaks, just off camera. “You’ve leaked it Wil.”
“I didn’t fucking mean to!”
“We should leak something about you in return.” You joke.
“Hey, I didn’t mean to!” Wilbur quickly defends himself.
Tommy pokes his head into the camera frame to address chat, grinning to show he isn’t pissed at Wilbur at all. You laugh, waiting to see what he’ll say.
“Oi, chat, you’re all fucking dumb. Took you lot long enough.”
Wilbur sags with visible relief, glad neither of you are going to kill him for his slip-up. Now that it’s established he didn’t ruin everything, it’s a lot funnier.
“We’re going to miss the movie showing.” You announce, checking your phone for the time.
“Fuck. Bye again.” Tommy laughs as you drag him out the door.
When the door shuts, Wilbur laughs and shakes his head. “Whoops?”
#tommyinnit mcyt#tommyinnit x you#tommyinnit x reader#tommyinnit#mcyt#dsmp#tommyinit dsmp#tommyinnit imagine#mcyt imagine
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who dat b
girlfriend!yuna x fem!reader
word count: 642
warnings: jealous yuna, established relationship, reader is a simp for another idol and yuna is not having it, argument, reader makes up with yuna, praise and fluff, suggestive ending, teasing yuna = dom!yuna <3, i mean no disrespect to jessi but i simp for her so she'll be mentioned here as the idol you simp :3
a/n: this was part of a fanfic exchange idea, i made this for @ryuttaeng based on this prompt list, hope you like it anastasia and fellow anons/followers <3
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"yuna yuna yuna!!! look!!! jessi unnie came out with a new song!! did you hear it?"
"jessi unnie has the sexiest body ever on the planet, true mommy material!" (facts)
"yuna jessi unnie is so sweet did you see what she did at the music bank?"
"oh jessi is perfect! just look at her!" holding your phone up you show yuna a photo of jessi from her latest instagram post. rolling her eyes yuna gives you a fake smile and gets up to grab something from the kitchen. "oh wait she's doing a live now!!" eagerly clicking the notification you watch with awe as your idol appears on the phone screen talking about her day and thanking the fans for everything. "oh unnie the things you do to my poor little heart ahhhhh~!!" squealing you hit a pillow holding on tightly to your phone when a loud noise startles you. turning your direction to the kitchen you see yuna's fist on the fridge door, her eyebrows furrowed.
"can you stop talking about them for one second? because frankly, i don't give a fuck about them or what they do to your poor little heart." with teeth bared she stomps over to the room leaving you frozen on the couch. jessi's voice wakes you up from your trance you look over at the open door and then back at your phone wondering if you should let yuna cool down or comfort immediately. turning off your phone you rush over to the room and see your girlfriend hugging your pillow, biting your lip you enter the room and take a seat next to her your heart racing faster than normal.
"babe..." turning over to face the wall you sigh and think of what to say, patting her thigh softly you wait a moment and then continue speaking. "you know she's just an idol i admire and not the person i love the most." seeing her shift her weight to face you better you take it as a sign to keep going.
"of course i would gush about my idol she's someone i support, you're the person i adore and cherish. you're the reason i get up in the morning and want to keep living." squeezing her thigh you watch her scowl turn into a doleful look. "your eyes make my heart race every time you glance my way. your lips are softer than cotton candy and if i dare say taste better too. your nose is perfect to rub against mine and to kiss when you're down or looking cute. don't even get me started on your fingers babe yuna your fingers make me-" covering your mouth with her hand you see yuna trying to bite back a smile from growing.
"shut up i understand already. were you shakespeare in your past life?" grumbling your ecstatic look makes yuna remove her hand and loosen her grip on the pillow. with a teasing tone, you poke her cheek and lean close to whisper into her ear.
"you should've let me finish babe." guiding her hand down to your throbbing pussy yuna inhales sharply at how much heat she could feel coming from your core. "give me a chance to prove what you do to my heart...after jessi's live stream though~" bragging you jump out of bed and make your way to the door, moving quickly yuna grabs the belt loop of your jeans and drags you back to lay on the bed. with a hungry look, she towers over you.
"and just where do you think you're going kitten?" squirming from her hand cupping your clit her cheeky smile that makes you blush. "let's get that heart racing now."
#hannie.writes#itzy hard hours#itzy hard thoughts#yuna hard hours#yuna hard thoughts#yuna x f reader#yuna x fem! reader#yuna x fem reader#yuna x reader#yuna ff#yuna imagines#yuna headcanon#yuna fluff#itzy yuna#itzy imagines#itzy imagine#itzy ff#itzy fanfic#yuna#itzy x fem!reader#itzy x fem reader#itzy x reader#ryuttaeng.txt
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Inspiration Saturday
well for me already sunday
tagged by @wildlife4life thank you💕
I once made post about what Buck had to go through on Daniel's birthday all his life and decided to write a little fic for @911angstinautumn and this picture helped me to start it
Buying the same vanilla cake with strawberry jam for the third time isn’t easier than it was the first time.
Buck still isn’t sure why he did it the first time, but he just needed to do something, some kind of ritual to feel at least something. To feel himself close to Daniel.
Because he couldn’t even call Maddie, while she was still in Boston, so no matter how he wished to let himself talk about Daniel at least that day, he couldn’t.
He had the option to call Eddie and let himself leave all the pain in conversion with his best friend, but Eddie was fighting his demons before broke down and ruined his room.
And Taylor wasn’t at home either, business trip, Buck doesn’t even remember where she was, but now and there he was just so fucking happy he was alone. Because no one should see him, not even Eddie or Maddie, being selfish, letting himself be broken and mourn the brother he never knew.
First time he was just going home, went to the grocery shop and something made him look at directions of cakes, universe probably, and he saw it.
Perfect vanilla cake with strawberry jam and buttercream. It looked exactly like in the photo Maddie saved from parents.
Daniel and Maddie laughing looking at the camera both with white cream all around their faces. Maddie said it was his last birthday before Danny got sick. She also said it was his favorite cake.
So Buck just went and bought it, with thirty-seven candles, the amount of years Daniels should have celebrated that day.
At home he lit candles and couldn’t stop himself anymore.
Tears were streaming down his face without his control, and Buck let them. He allowed himself this moment to break like a year ago when he first realized why this day every year in his family was such a way it was. Why did Buck always feel empty and sad, why did he hear how Maddie and mother and even his father cried. Why his parents were especially absent on that day.
The answer is: that day is forever recorded as Daniel's birthday, but he had too little of them.
He cried and cried until the candles were about half the size, then Buck blew them out, but before doing that, he looked up and said.
“I’m sorry. I'm so sorry. You should have more time. We should have more time. I wish I could help you, big brother.”
After that, he could not stop himself anymore, he fell to the floor and cried until he felt that there was not enough air in his lungs from tears, and his throat was torn by a cough from thirst, and his eyes were seriously swollen.
Tagging if they want to share : @honestlydarkprincess @911onabc @ebdaydreamer @alyxmastershipper @transbuck @cowboy-buddie @lover-of-mine @heartshapedvows @bekkachaos @panbuckley @rogerzsteven @the-likesofus @elvensorceress @shortsighted-owl @barbiediaz @buddierights @housewifebuck @thewolvesof1998 @wikiangela @hippolotamus @transboybuckley @devirnis @heartbeatdiaz @buck-coded @spotsandsocks @monsterrae1 @spaceprincessem @userdisaster @caroandcats @mandzuking17 @useramor @jobairdxx @translasso @firemedicdiaz @jesuisici33 @bigfootsmom @jeeyuns and anyone who wants to share
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2023 Art Dump
Not as much as last year, which would be a feat. A lot of Kingdom Hearts art, still, as well as OC things.
In the Keep Reading below, you can learn about each thing, if it interests you;
From Left-to-Right, Up-to-Down:
-Baldr and Bragi's battle stances (specifically from when they were fighting Cerberus in the Underworld). wanted to draw them like this, but never found a reason to post it as-is. I was going to include it in another compilation that sat in my Drafts for half a year (with other art on this dump).
-Character art for a friend's KH D&D character- a 'Nort replica with no memory of who he is, only that he's running from Vexen.
-Art in that compelation. It's from the first time you speak to Demyx. I like how it's the first thing he ever asks Roxas; I was going to do more, but... didn't.
-Interpretation of the Keyblade from Missing Link's promo image. I needed it for my KH D&D, as I was going to give the players a keyblade based on the stats they chose in their DttH. The keyblade didn't end up being used.
-Silly Bragi/Luxu doodle. I think he'd have to try hard not to ace any history exams, or at least know more than what he's currently being taught.
-Aerith and Cid shop 'interface' I drew for my KH D&D. I wanted a visual for my players instead of just vague descriptions, so I drew these, the portraits are the characters currently in the session.
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-Young Xehanort headshots. I was going to do more each time I wanted to draw, but didn't know what- but these two were the only two that I did.
-Working out the design for a Minotaur Heartless that appeared in my fic, Working Together, for Ventus and Vanitas to fight.
-His Dark Materials AU Sora with his Daemon Amica. I was going to draw some battle poses with them, but I honestly never felt like it, and didn't want to force myself.
-figuring out a design for Vanitas's glider for my fic.
-Ventus holding an escapee-flood from a WiP fic, (continuation of Working Together) Trial by Light.
-New Unversed Vanitas makes when he and Ventus are on 'kind of okay' terms, that Ventus calls a Mawkeepit from my fic. I wanted to nail out a design for them, so I could describe them better.
-New Unversed Vanitas makes when he felt betrayed. They're currently unnamed- as I'm having trouble coming up with a portmantu or word-association for 'Backstab, Weasel or snake' for the WiP fic. These aren't going to feature as heavily as the Mawkeepit, but I wanted to draw them so readers could get a better idea of how they looked.
-Art of the Mawkeepit crowding an Unconscious Ventus while being surrounded by Heartless for my fic.
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-Chocopuffs. Art from a Nyancave stream of Final Fantasy XVI, where the Northern British actors pronounce the 'cho' in chocobo the same way as the 'cho' in 'chocolate'- the result was chocopuffs, a cereal.
-Diabloceratops getting its toe bitten by a territorial turtle. didn't finish the WiP.
-Bi frog I drew for my Bi friend who likes frogs.
-Absolute monster of an art dump for my OCs, Lupin an Iberis. I wanted to give them a more modern take, so I drew them in modern clothing, with only one being of an older time period (bottom right) based on a photo of two men sitting together like that. I have refsheets for them and may post them if I routinely draw and post more are of these two.
-Neovinator in a pond/river based on a photo of a Grebe, and Daurlong sitting based on a photo of an emu.
-depiction of a woman I dreamt of. The dream was very real, and I'm certain I met death, and that is what she looked like. If you're interested in it, let me know and I post the rest, because it's long.
-Warrior cat OCs (and my friends) all from different clans going to a fourth to ask to speak to their medicine cat. the ginger one is mine and his name is Flipleaf.
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-Nyancave Sonic OC. I think they were playing Sonic 06 or Shadow the Headgehog when I drew it, I can't remember.
-Drawn when there was a Subathon and the Nyancave were playing Final Fantasy XII. The memberships were a steal!
-Painting of their cats (now older) Dante and Nia, looking at Christmas lights.
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How to get free cell phone service if you're in the States
Edit: as of April 2024 the FCC has passed a bill that will terminate the Affordable Connectivity Program. This program is different from Lifeline, which is what this post is referencing. But it is still connected to the same issues of affordable and accessible Internet and communication for low income and disabled families. Here is a petition you can sign to help stop this from happening.
This is not a scam. This is a government program called Lifeline. You do have to qualify based on income, and there are some limitations to how you can qualify. I'll get into it below. But if you get Medicaid, food stamps, or SSI then you automatically qualify.
Who can apply:
- low income households
- if you receive Section 8, SNAP, Medicaid, or SSI
- if you receive Veterans & Survivors Pension benefits
- if you live on Tribal lands
Documents needed:
- photo ID/proof of ID (SSN, birth certificate, etc)
- proof of citizenship
- proof of address
- proof of income
- proof of assistant programs
- a physical address on file
- an email address
How to apply:
- the process is done online via the National Verifier Website
- okay so look, this website looks sketchy as hell, alright? I don't know why but it seems like all official govt websites have this 90's Dial Up "Win A Free iPod" aesthetic and it drives me nuts. I swear to God they're not phishing for your info. You can read the FCC guidelines for how this program works here.
- you'll need to make an account
- you can take photos of your documents and upload them directly to the website, or you can make copies and mail them to the address listed on the website
- they will email you when they've processed the info
- if approved then you can sign up for your phone provider
- providers vary from state to state. You'll get options like Q-Link Wireless, Safe Link, etc. You can pick whichever one is available in your area.
Extra info:
- Only 1 Lifeline benefit per household
- You can also apply for the Affordable Connectivity Program which gives you a very nifty discount on your Internet bill.
- you do need to reapply every year to keep your service going. They will send you an email when its time to do so.
- the phones you can choose from are cheap smartphones, but they do come preset for Internet, wifi, streaming, video calls, apps, etc.
- you can buy other phones than the one they give you for free. You can even bring your own phone & just change service providers, which will give u a new SIM & number.
- if you go with the standard free smart phone, just know they're kinda ditzy on durability. Usually I need to replace my battery once a year, which you can do easily on the website. You can get replacement SIM cards sent for free, but if you need a replacement phone or battery then they will charge you for it.
- replacement phones start at $30 for the standard. Which is currently the Samsung Hot Pepper Serrano. This is the one I'm using, it's nice tbh. I can never set the wallpaper though, it resets to factory default whenever I turn my phone off 😭
- the service can be kinda shitty in terms of roaming & out of area service. Sometimes when I go like two cities over I lose service. I think the provider depends on your area (mine goes through Sprint). So keep that in mind.
- but if you're in need of a phone? Bingo. Bada bing bada boom. It's not the iPhone X, but hey, it works.
Getting around the physical address limitations:
So obviously this program would be amazing for homeless & unsheltered people to utilize. The problem is that you need a physical address on file. This is for many reasons, one- to ship your phone to you, two- so they can keep track of your household benefits, etc.
There is no sure fire way to get around this, but there are instances where some work arounds might be able to work for you.
Up first, obviously, if you have contact with anyone who can loan you their physical address for the sole purpose of applying & getting your phone shipped, that would be ideal. You can change your address once you get the phone delivered.
But that's a bit tricky when you don't have anyone to help out with this.
Instead what I've seen people do is to contact your local Post Office, your local Food Banks, and your local Public Service stations, and ask to use their physical address. The phone can be shipped there and you can present your ID to pick it up.
But, this is solely dependent on if any of these places agree to help and also if Lifeline hasn't fixed or addressed this issue yet, because sometimes they will pick up on addresses that are recognized as places of business.
So please be cautious of this.
Unfortunately I haven't seen any other work arounds that have been successful as of yet.
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Anyway. I really hope this can help someone out. I've noticed this is one of those things that a lot of people dont know about, and it's helped me out a LOT actually. I've had my cheap lil Q-Link phone for like 5 years now.
Hope this helps
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#recovery#ptsd#trauma#mental health#boundaries#healing#safelink#qlink#lifeline#disability#disabled#homeless#resources#programs#communication#therapy#advice#help#self help#disabled positivity
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I love your writing. Imagine this, Eddie wakes up from a bad dream and you have to soothe him back to sleep (possibly with the power of tits) I trust you. 😉
♡ BABY, HOLD ME TIGHT ♡ [E.M]
━━━━ PARING ! eddie munson x reader
━━━━ WORDS ! 889
━━━━ SYNOPSIS ! eddie accidentally wakes you up while he's having a bad dream. you soothe him back to sleep.
━━━━ INCLUDES ! nipple play, pregnant!reader, fluff, nightmares, ptsd, soft!eddie, you and eddie are married, hurt and comfort.
sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes | cross posted on AO3 | MASTERLIST | REQUEST ME !
gif and photos are not mine
Soft whimpers and sheets rustling could be heard throughout the room. Eddie twist and turned in his sleep, sweat now on his forehead, making his hairs stick to his face. He unconsciously gripped the sheets and grunted while he slept. Tears streamed down his cheeks as he jolted in his place on the bed.
"N-no please, stop, please just stop..." he whimpered and pleaded, waking you up from your slumber. Not even wiping the sleep from your eyes, you moved your body and snuggled him close to your chest, arms holding him tight while you kissed his head. He squirmed in your hold, still crying out for whatever causing him so much pain to stop.
"It's ok baby, it's just a dream, it's just a dream..." you repeated lovingly, hoping to soothe him with your words and hold on him. You had to stop yourself from crying at the state of your beautiful husband. It hurt and pained you to see him like this, so distraught and helpless to the dreams that plagued him in the middle of the night. Even 4 years after Eddie was attacked in the upside down, he still had constant nightmares that ruled his life.
He tried to put on a strong and brave face for you, but you could clearly see how his dreams affected him. The nightmares only got worse when you got pregnant. He told you that he was afraid that Vecna could find his way back to him and kill you and his unborn child. You cried when you heard that. The pure pain in his voice never left your mind. That's why whenever he had these nightmares you did the best you could to help him through it.
You whispered praises and rocked him back and forth in your arms. You let out a relieved sigh once Eddie's whimpers became no more. You were going to go back to sleep once Eddie stopped his cries, but he spoke to you.
"T-thank you," he whispered, voice sounding rough and sore from all the screaming he did. You smiled and stroked his hair, pulling him closer to you.
"I love you Eddie, so much," you tucked his hair behind his ear and put a light kiss on his neck. He gasped in your hold, pushing his neck into your kisses. You lightly chuckled at his neediness and delivered more kisses to his pale flesh. After giving him a good number of kisses, you made to move you lips away but he stopped you. He turned around to look at you, eyes not looking at you but at your covered chest. His cheeks burned bright red.
"Wait. Can you maybe...can I suck your nipples?" he said a bit nervously. Even after all these years together, Eddie was still embarrassed to voice his desires to you, opting to show you instead, "I mean, you don't have to, I know this is a weird request at the moment but-"
You stopped his rambling by grabbing his head and pushing your lips to his, silencing him. He yelped in surprise but quickly melted into your lips. He moved his lips in tune with yours, softly groaning when your tongue licked at his lips, begging for entrance. He instantly opened his mouth and sighed as your tongue moved against his.
After a long make out session, you pulled away from him, foreheads leaning against each other, breath mixing with one another. You both stayed like that, neither one if you speak, just enjoying each other's company.
Minutes past and Eddie finally spoke through the comfortable silence, "So can I..."
"Yes Eddie, you can," you nodded and laughed. He visibly perked up and moved his forehead away from you to lean down to your chest. He put both hands on your breasts, massaging them through your shirt. You moaned as he tweaked your nipples through your shirt, you were so grateful you didn't wear a bra to bed. He looked up at you, silently asking to remove your shirt, to which you gave him a quick nod and put your hands up so he could get your shirt off completely.
Once off, he attacked your nipples with his mouth. He sucked on your left nipple and groaned around the small nub. You instinctively put your hand at the back of his head, pushing him more into your chest while he greedily lapped at your nipple like a baby breastfeeding. He moved his hand to your naked stomach and massaged your 4 months pregnant belly. Your head fell back as his wet mouth engulfed each nipple, paying attention to both pairs of flesh. His tongue circled your areola as he looked up at you through his lashes.
"You're so good baby, so good," you stroked his hair lovingly as he sent shockwaves throughout your body. Suddenly Eddie moved away from your chest. You frowned at the loss of his mouth on your nipples.
"M'really tired baby, could you hold me?" Eddie yawned, turning his body to lay with his back to your stomach. You wrapped your arms around him, biting your lip once his back connected with your naked chest. After a few minutes of holding him close, he fell asleep in your arms. You soon followed behind him, falling asleep with him in your warm embrace.
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Online Dating | Ivar x You
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• Pairing: Modern!Ivar x You x Reader Imagine
• Warnings: None. It’s pretty fluffy.
• Summary: You’ve been trying out online dating for a while now, and when you get shot down, a message for Ivar makes you feel a teensy bit better.
• No beta, I edit and proofread my own stories, any errors found are all mine.
• Please do not repost my writing anywhere else. If you would like to be added/removed from my Ivar taglist my DM’s are open.
Online dating felt so easy. It was the meeting part that scared you. You weren't trying to catfish anyone, that wasn't the case. There were plenty of different pictures of you on your bumble dating profile. Of course, you use the best ones with all the good angles for your display picture and mostly, guys seemed very receptive, and they didn't make comments like, 'you look bigger in your other photos'. When a guy was rude to you, you just stopped responding.
Men should have been well aware that there were certain things you just did not say to a woman and commenting on her size was definitely at the top of the list.
You weren't big, but you definitely weren't small either. For a boost of confidence that was necessary, you called yourself a mid-size baddie.
Today, however, was one of those days. It didn't seem to matter that you wore your best confidence boosting clothes, listened to your hype songs, it just was not working and because you were a glutton, you posted to your bumble account with a selfie of you lying on the couch in your slouch around the house clothes, one shoulder of your worn out nightly shirt hanging off, no makeup, and your hair up in a messy bun.
'If you want the real thing, this is it and if you can't handle my bad days? GTFO.'
Last night you met a guy, someone you started talking to online. You thought things were going well but at the end of the date he said he was sorry but, he didn't want to see you again. You looked way different from your pictures on the app and it wasn't fair that you tricked him.
Tricked?
He referred to your weight, which you made no secret. There were plenty of pictures of you that did not flatter your figure.
You had been talking almost every day for a month. You even exchanged numbers and talked on the phone and he was still hung up on a picture. An idea... that he made up in his own mind. That was his irresponsibility. He placed you in a box you didn't fit in.
Afterward, you tossed your phone on the cushion beside you and sighed as the doorbell rang. That would be your takeout. Climbing up from the cushions of the overstuffed sectional, you went to the door, issuing a quick thank you to the grub hub driver already walking to his car after dropping off your order on the doorstep.
Pasta, and a double portion of it, was the only thing that would get your dopamine levels out of their rut.
Your self-esteem took a massive fucking hit.
There was a very real reason you put off meeting in person. You needed a man to understand that you did not weigh a buck twenty-five, no matter how flattering the angles of many of your photos. Every woman wants to look good in pictures. Bigger women were no exception to that rule. You needed to get to know the person on the other end of the app and talk to them. To connect with them on a deeper personal level, so when you did finally decide to meet in person, then there were no surprises and you could get over your first date nerves and have a great time.
Last night was NOT that night.
You took your takeout into the kitchen. Penne Vodka would be for later tonight. Right now, you wanted the angel hair pasta in butter garlic sauce with grilled chicken and broccoli. The place where you usually ordered the most knew your order so well, despite ordering through a delivery app. They always included some bread rolls butter.
Yes, it was going to be a HIGH carb day.
With your plate and fork, you padded barefoot into the living room again and flopped onto the couch. You grabbed the remote and went through the streaming apps on the television. The Lost Boys won, and you settled back into the couch to watch, twirling the pasta around your fork.
Several hours passed before you looked at your phone again, but as the movie ended and you had cleaned up your lunch dishes, you laid back down on the couch, propping yourself up as you glanced at your phone.
: New Message from BoneMan:
Bone man? That wasn’t the most creative name, but you opened the app and went to your messages to see what it said.
The apps message center was much like many other dating apps. The message center was simulated to look like you were just texting someone and as you tapped on the message, you read.
“I don’t know what man pissed you off, but I see nothing in that picture you posted I couldn’t handle daily. You look beautiful.”
Part of you was torn–completely. One side felt better. At least someone understood, and they were seeing the real you in that picture. You would not be decked out to the nines every single day and what you looked forward to was the every day. When you spent enough time with someone to let them inside your walls. Being comfortable with someone. That was what you craved.
The second part of you was so damn tired of this app, of trying to make it work when obviously the guys weren’t interested in something much deeper than a booty call when they were bored. It felt like BoneMan could either be doing the later or he was being honest. Right now, you didn’t know if you had the energy to find out.
You inhaled slowly, pursing your lips before setting your phone aside once more. In one respect he was right. You are beautiful. You know you deserve so much better than what you are being given, but today – you were just going to relax and get that much needed mental and physical energy back which was obviously wasted on a piece of poop guy the night before.
Maybe tomorrow you’d try again. Maybe give this BoneMan a shot.
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The Bone Ladies:
@youbloodymadgenius @draculasbride-blog
@smears-and-spots
#Online Dating#Ivar the Boneless#Ivar Ragnarsson#Ivar Fanfiction#Ivar X You#Ivar x Reader#Reader Imagine
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I've been drawing traditionally again during my free time. I've also started to get into photography a bit. I have more sketches and some photos below.
Some sketches I’ve done recently on paper- I was drawing with a real life friend, and they doodled a bit on the pages too. I'm pretty bad at leaving my sketchbook just for art- Especially in older sketchbooks, it's easy to see that I used it for some calculations by hand, software planning, and engineering drafts. With this current sketchbook I carry around everyday, I've tried to make sure to keep it only for drawing, and to leave school stuff aside (although, in the second image I jotted down vocabulary I had trouble with in preparation for the quiz I had the next day).
I posted the first sketch on Twitter already, but I thought I might as well repost it here to lead into some other sketches. On the third and fourth pages, you can see very cute doodles from my friend as well. I’ve gotten into photography recently, and looking at cameras and window shopping is really, really bad for my wallet. Speaking of photography, here are a few photos I took on my phone. I think the first one on my campus is my favorite. Also, the dog is not mine. I found out the hard way that I'm actually a bit allergic to them for long exposures.
For the two below, I think I could have shot things better, but I'm not too upset since I took these while walking with my friends, and I didn't really wanna slow them down. The first one's shadows are a bit too deep for my tastes, but I do like that they make the tree's shadows stand out so much more on the ground. For the second, I think the image would be a bit nicer had there been a subject on the bottom right, but I also like how empty the photo feels as well.
I’ll be traveling this Thanksgiving break, so I’ll see if I can post more doodles and photos while I’m traveling. I've been working on a draft for another piece recently, but had to take a break from it due to my classes eating up a lot of time.
This was originally sketched and painted out during Artemis' new reveal stream, but I had gotten caught up in some other school work, and had to leave it to the side. I'd been aiming to finish it by the night after the reveal stream, but I wasn't happy with the rendering, specifically for the sleeves, so I had to restart it. I hope I can finish this soon and post it- sometimes I feel a bit guilty that I don't post much on Twitter, but that's just how life is I guess. In regards to things I want to draw soon, I hope to be able to sketch out some short comics and illustrations after I come back from the break. Otherwise, this is the end of this post. I'll see you guys when I next have a good batch of photos and doodles.
Thank you for reading.
Luna
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