Friendly reminder!
Michael Afton: Moved onto the afterlife after the fnaf 6 fire
Elizabeth Afton: Died inside Circus Baby, later moved on after the fnaf 6 fire
Crying child: Most likely possessed Golden Freddy/Fredbear
William Afton: Who tf knows at this point
Hotel: Trivago
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Sah? kidnapped
Dylan? balancing act
Paul? more of a dick that unusual
Also Sah? childhood trauma
Charlie? therapist of the ED
Hotel? Trivago
This made me laugh way more than it should have. You're not wrong lol
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Badly edited memes I have slap Ghost's mask on + Gaz's cap
@weebumochi I put the Mr.Bean one again because I'm still laughing at it
Please, if there is any meme you want me to do this to, please, PLEASE send me a message and I'll be the happiest person 🩷
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How would the brothers react to an s/o having a sperm allergy?
Its not fatal btw, just imagine trying to jerk off with a tampon for 10 minutes. I have the pleasure of having this rare allergy lol.
The Brothers Reacting to Their S/O Who Has a Sperm Allergy
Brothers x GN! reader
AN: Have my poorly made meme, it came to mind while I wrote this. :D Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Thanks for requesting!
Warnings: No smut, maybe a little suggestive, but not really...
Minors DNI!
Lucifer
You’ve got nothing to worry about, he’s very sympathetic to your allergy.
Lucifer will be taking every precaution to prevent you from being harmed by his semen.
He will always wear protection.
He keeps condoms in his desk drawers, his nightstand, and he’ll keep a few on him in the event things turn spicy elsewhere.
Mammon
Mammon takes the info like a champ, but he’s so scared of hurting you like that.
You’ll never have a shortage of condoms in the bedroom, he keeps them stocked like it’s his job.
He’d try to remember to bring at least one with him when you guys go out.
He wants to be prepared.
But if he does forget and you both are in the process of getting it on, he’ll make sure your needs are met and won’t get a single drop on you.
Leviathan
So nervous to hurt you once he finds out.
He worships the ground you walk on, if he were to hurt you with his sperm he’d never forgive himself.
Okay, so he’s a little dramatic.
You’ll probably have to reassure him when you guys are intimate.
He has a membership with Akuzon, so there will never be a time when he doesn’t have protection at the ready.
Satan
50/50 chance that he’s either come across this allergy through his countless books or didn’t even know that it was a thing.
Regardless, he’ll polish up on his research to make sure you are as comfortable as possible when you’re intimate.
He makes sure to keep ample protection in his room and yours.
Satan will take care of you if something should happen, condoms aren’t always effective. :/
Asmodeus
With his countless partners, I’m sure he’s been with someone who had the same allergy.
He knows how to make you both feel good that doesn’t involve you or his semen interacting.
Asmo will have protection, but he might ask to go without and just pull out every once in a while.
Only if you’re comfortable though, he’d never push you if you weren’t or didn’t want to.
Beelzebub
Beel’s glad you told him, now he can try to avoid unfortunate situations for your sake.
He’s extra careful and prepared.
He doesn’t mind using condoms, Beel’s just happy to have such intimate moments with you.
He just wants to make you feel safe and comfortable at all times around him.
Belphegor
“Huh, alright then.”
Understanding, he truly is, there’s just no need to make a big fuss about it.
Like Beel, he’s content just being able to be intimate with you, it gives him a sense of trust.
So he’ll get whatever you need to make you feel at ease when you two have sex.
Protection? Got it. Cuddles before and after sex? Got it. Hotel? Trivago.
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*opens tumblr for the first time all day*
My dash: ZELLIONNNNN
Me: okay some mutual is having a time over a fandom I don’t know. random.
Me: hm wait a sec these are coming from different people. All cosmere people. Hm.
Me: *can’t find who Zellion is, unclear if it’s because the source is buried under memes or if it’s because we really Don’t Know*
My dash: ZELLION!! MORE ZELLION!!! zelda post! MORE ZELLION ZELLION!!
The dash? Chaos. Me? Confused. Beloved cosmere blog? Sent to tumblr horny jail for no reason and then immediately released. State of the cosmere? Unclear. Hotel? Trivago.
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Would you want to be part of the smosh cast or crew? Do you think you could do it?
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hiiii anon <3
i mean. i mean we all want a job that pays us to be funny and silly amirite? i know it's a demanding job too, but i'd take it over doing guided uni tours anyday lol
so yes, i'd love to, but i don't actually think i could do it because i am SO bad with references. growing up between different cultures kinda made it so now i don't have a predominant knowledge of any part of internet history/cultural icons specifically etc, only very niche ones- trust me i am worse than amanda. just yesterday i asked for help figuring out the 'hotel? trivago' meme cause i thought it was 'hotel? california' and also i don't know who any famous person is 90% of the time, so i'd be terrible at any trivia or guessing games or anything else lol
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