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amazingmsme · 4 months

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continuation of my last hc, but i feel like even though peter is usually the one spilling the beans to charlotte about embarrassing things about ted or all the things he says about her, charlotte would occasionally do the same but about the things ted says about peter. like how smart he is, how much he worries about the kid sometimes, how he sometimes misses how close they used to be when they were younger, and “he really does love you a whole lot you know!” because even ted sometimes can’t help getting a bit sappy about his little brother. and since peter is about 18 years old i think (in npmd at least) that means it’s only a matter of time before he leaves for college, and sometimes ted confides in charlotte about how the house will feel much emptier when he leaves and how sometimes he worries that they’ll grow father apart, and charlotte doesn’t exactly list off all the things that he’s confided in her about since she knows it’s not really her place to do so but she definitely tells peter that ted’s gonna miss him a lot. and on the outside peter is very smug about it for the rest of the day but on the inside he’s like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 - fluffvoid

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE IT’S EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE

Cause Charlotte’s seen the way they interact & she knows Ted loves to give Pete a hard time & mess with him for the hell of it, but she also know he loves his kid brother with all his heart. & she just wants to make sure that Ted will always have Peter. If only she knew that Peter won’t always have Ted

But she tells him that Ted tells everyone in the office how he always gets straight A’s on his report cards & how he’s dating the mayor’s daughter & he kinda forgets who all he tells so he just ends up repeating things but he’s just so proud of him he just wants to shout it from the rooftops. But then he actually sees Peter & he can’t help but punch his shoulder & give a playful insult. So obviously Peter is hesitant to believe everything she’s saying, but some stuff is too specific not to come from Ted. & it melts his heart because yeah his brother’s an asshole, but he’s an asshole who loves him. & Charlotte can tell that it makes Peter happy to hear that Ted’s been bragging about him but it makes him all flustered & embarrassed & giddy & later when he sees Ted he just comes up from behind & gives him a big ol’ hug. & Ted’s like “what’s this for?” & Peter’s like “Charlotte told me what all you said about me” & Ted freezes up because damnit he didn’t want him to know all that sappy shit & Pete adds “I love you too” & Ted turns around to give him a proper hug & throws an arm over his shoulder & messed up his hair like “ok ok don’t go rubbing it in.” Peter is beaming from ear to ear & is so happy to know 100% without a doubt just how much his brother loves him. But he’s a Spankoffski so he too is a little shit & uses this knowledge to tease the hell out of Ted & is like “you love meeee! You’re so proud of meeeee!” & Ted just rolls his eyes like “yeah yeah. You have 10 seconds to run”

Goat bros & sweetkoffski have such a death grip on me, you have no idea

#asks #anon ask #fluffvoid #npmd headcanons #tgwdlm headcanons #hatchetfield headcanon #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sweetkoffski #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

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bi-the-wei · 2 years

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For the sake of convenience, I'm pinning a rebloggable masterpost. Please let me know if any of the links break! ~*~ list updated 5/6/23 Newly-Added Posts in Bold

Extras:

Cover Page

Doodly Dump

SMOOCHIN IN THE WATAH

No Thoughts. Only Wei Ying

Sleepy Time

Sea Bunny Garden!

Yell? At Wangji??

Fuck ‘em up, sir!

Half a Fish Man

Get off my Lawn!

My Spines are Venomous

My Spines are Venomous (Color)

A Wild A-Yuan Spotted!!

Chompers

Smooches!!

Legs for Days!

Goblin Man

You Liiiiike meeeee

More Smooches!!!

EVEN MORE SMOOCHES!!

HIGH DEFINITION SMOOCHES (with some added spice)

What’s love without a little bit of murder? As a treat.

Oh~ I’m So Cold~ If only someone could warm me up~*

Not According to Keikaku

Sing Sweet

Snoozin’

⛥ ̷̦̍W̸̧͝h̷̥̕ȳ̶̙ ̵̫̃ỉ̶͎s̴̳͌ ̴̫͑į̵͆t̷̺̾ ̶̘̿s̷͚̉p̷̱̈i̴̟͝c̸̯̀e̸̛̖y̶͍̐?̶̤̉?̷̫̕?̷͔̃ ̸͈̓ ⛥

Mine now

Good Taste

Lonely

Like Father Like Son

CHOMPE

WangXian Portraits (color)

Hypothetical Mer-Wens!

Hypothetical Mer-Wens! (color)

Indulgent Cuddling - NEW!

Baby WangXian:

Happy Family!

Mother’s Secrets

We’ll Protect You

Found

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted another sibling

Scolded

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

Bath Time Fun!

Yelling

The Madam Yu You Thought You Knew

I’m fine!

Waiting for… something

Mother…. Mother I crave violence….

Mother said no… >:(

No Pouts

Fish Stew!

Don’t Eat Your Cousin!!!!

Gotta Cheer Up Mama

Brotherly Love!

A-Zhan, what do you have?

Beware of Sea Dogs - NEW!

STOP. EATING. YOUR. FUCKING. COUSIN!!! - NEW!

He's gonna get bigger - NEW!

Bitch I told you! - NEW!

You can't eat violence. But you can try! - NEW!

Pre-Legs:

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping (color)

Grocery Shopping Redux

Grocery Shopping Redux (Color)

We need to get closer - NEW!

We need to get closer (color) - NEW!

Once I saw a Fish Boy

Merji Spotted! / Leaving a Gift

Cute Boy Spotted

Cute Boy Spotted (Colored)

I think we’re dating?

Legs for Horny Reasons

You dare???

Gratuitous Merji for no particular reason

I can’t protect them

Not a Fish

A Game Without Rules

Pining Away

Lovely Tears

How Many Pearls Before Married?

Soothing the Nightmares Away

Fish-Man Fishes for a Fisherman - Film at 11

The Risks of Being a Fish Out of Water

Begging

Longing

Waiting

I miss him…

Not asking for permission

Post-Legs/Healing:

The Price

A Call of Desperation

Watch Out!

Under the Rubble

A Comforting Caress

Guppy Eyes

Turns out my son is an idiot…

Happy Mama!

Sad Mama…

Bath Time Not Fun

My Loneliness is Killin’ Me♪

Secret Treasures

Time is what you will pay

Pampered

Are ya winnin’ son?

No Answer

Missed Opportunities

Back Pain!!

A Helping Hand

Longing for the Sea

Sad Sing Wei Ying

Reunion

Reunion:

You thought???

I’m too sexy for my shirt

When do we get to see more Wens!

If You’re Not Wei Ying Don’t Flirt With Me

Flirting with the Merchant

New Legs - Who Dis?

YEET!!!!

You Okay, Dude?

Not How He Pictured It…

Recognition

Recognition in Color

Rejected

Wait!

Bitter Words and Bitter Feelings

Let me explain!

Pleading

Guppy Eyes 2.0

Okay Fine

Reconciliation:

Nostalgic View

You think you’re SLICK???

I’ll Listen

Talking it Through

Talking it Through (Color)

Can I See Them?

Scars

My Choice

Take it Slow

Question!

Comment t'appelles-tu?

Now you wait just a goshdarn second!

A New Friend

Thugs and Ruffians

Raaaage

You wanna FIGHT, bro?

A Soothing Melody

Like, hardcore stabbed my man

Panic!!!!

Bruh, he’s right there.

LanSplaining to Avoid Drawing a Fight

Sleeby Boi

Awaken

Hooray!! Owww

Drama!

Even More Drama!

I have chosen this man to be my friend….

A Relieved Embrace

Undo her work and she’ll undo your life

My Box!!

I have failed you

Oh No! My Box! It’s Broken!

No Thoughts - Box Empty

Calm down they’re right here.

Slight Misunderstanding

I’m a homman boi

Hmmm… Something doesn’t add up

You kept them?

Worried Mama

Were you sad? D:

Info Dump About Pearls

Could it be MianMian?

It’s Only Ever Been You!!

If you can’t handle the answer, don’t ask the question

Two Dumbasses sitting near each other. Will they kiss?

Tidying Up

Changing the Bandages

More Scars

Your Pain is Important

EMOTIONS!!

I won’t Cry

It’s Okay to Cry

Thanks Bruh

Meeting the Past:

The One Who Was Left Behind

Jingyi? In MY Merji AU???

Dressing Up

Mmmm…. Not Quite Right…

A Hairy Situation

Let it Go!

This one feels forced

Mother Knows Best

Begin Date Night!

Try it!

Wei Ying Likes That A Bit TOO Much

That’s using your noodle!

That’s using your noodle! (color)

Lookit! Loooooook!

The fuck is this friend-shaped thing?

YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A FUCKIN RABBIT BEFORE????

yOinK

Is he… y'know…?

Enjoying the View

Pretend that looks like a bunny. I was in a rush don’t judge me

Delighted!

I’ve lost track of my boy… Or maybe I never had track of him to begin with?

The chosen one

The Grand Master of Cellular Technology

He’s so cute!

Bu-bump. Ooooh!

Shalalalalalalala Don’t Be Shy!

INTERRUPTED

The Duality of JingYi

Him Attac

If: Going to Bite; Then: Don’t

Who didn’t see Lan Zhan being a prince coming? No one? Good.

Cease and Desist

Does not Compute

Oh no! A Ouchyie!

Oh no! A Ouchyie! (color)

UNHAND HIM YOU HEATHEN!

UNHAND HIM YOU HEATHEN! (color)

Jingyi is stubborn

B-but.. but!!

Leaving so soon? D:

Well TOO BAD!

“We?”

You’re stuck with me now

Fish Fry Not Happy

Let me come with you

Returning Home:

Now’s our chance!

Wait a minute!

Muah!

I will wait for you

Dried out

Nope. Sorry

Fishy can’t swim

But I was supposed to bring you home

But I was supposed to bring you home (color)

Of course I miss you

Soothing Quiet

The fuq y’all crying for?

Guess he’s just a kid after all

With an entourage!

Wei Ying is having an emotion

You can’t stop us.

A SURPRISE A-YUAN!

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!

Poor Granny

The Fuq u so tiny for? - NEW!

That's not my name! - NEW!

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! - NEW!

Burn - NEW!

No touchy the ouch! - NEW!

#mermay #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #derps #merji #mermaid au #sun stone and sea foam #Masterpost #Feel free to reblog

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yeonjen · 1 year

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*Choi Yeonjun Imagine ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Synopsis: Yeonjun was with his friends when he gets drunk and his fiance comes to pick him up.

Status: Engaged

After TXT's successful comeback the boys decided to celebrate with a little party. It was also kind of a party for the fact that the oldest member was engaged to the love of his life. Mi-ok also wanted to go out but all her friends had stuff to do. So here she was sitting on the couch watching Netflix while having some Pizza.

TXT were sitting talking about stuff while enjoying the drinks.

Heuning Kai: Wah! I still can't believe that Yeonjunnie hyung is getting married!

Yeonjun: Why!

Huening Kai: I thought Soobin Hyung would marry first!

Soobin: Why tho!?

Taehyun: Hyung don't mind him he is drunk!

Taehyun said as he poured some more whiskey in their glasses. Slowly but surely all of them were getting drunk at the end the only one sober was Taehyun.

Yeonjun was now clinging onto Soobin cuddling him as the other one was passed out on the floor. He then said in a baby voice.

Yeonjun: Mimi! Yawnzznie missed yau saurr muchhhh!!! Yauu know Beomgyu wass againnnn being a brot as he kept mimicking me!

Taehyun just looked at his hyung and sighed before taking his phone and dialing a number.

Mi-ok almost fell asleep as she heard her phone ring, she picked it up to see who it was only for her to realize it was her soon to be bro-in-law.

Mi-ok: What happened Tae? (She said as a yawn escaped her mouth)

Taehyun: Well come and pick your fiance up he is drunk!

Mi-ok just sighed before muttering an okay and ending the call. She lazily got out of the sofa and streched a bit before taking her car keys and heading out. After a fifteen minute drive she reached the dorm and knocked on the door only for it to be opened by Taehyun.

Mi-ok then entered the dorm only to find Yeonjun about to kiss Soobin who turned his face to the other side at the right time.

Yeonjun: Miiiiii!!!!! Are yau angry at meeeee!! Why did you naut let me kissss youuuuu!!

She sighed as she walked towards the boy she loved and gently grabbed his hand only for him to look at her with his eyes squinted and with a cute angry face.

Yeonjun: Excuusee meeee!! Missss! Don't touchh meee! I hauve a beautifulll fiance whoo I loauve thee mostttt!

Mi-ok tried her best to not laugh at her adorable fiance as she just gently caressed his cheeks before saying.

Mi-ok: Junnie! It's me!

Hearing her voice a huge smile made it's way on his face as he sat straight before opening his arms as he said.

Yeonjun: Loveeee!!! It'sss yauuu! I missedd you!!

Mi-ok just looked at her cute fiance before hugging him making the boy smile widely as he tightly wrapped his arms around her. After a couple of minutes she pulled away making yeonjun whine.

Yeonjun: Aww........come hereeee!! I wannaaa cuddleee!!

Mi-ok: Junnie ah! Let's go home....hmm...we will cuddle peacefully in our bedroom!

Yeonjun: Okay! Buttt!! Give Yawnzzn a kisssss!

He said as he pouted leaning forward. Mi-ok smiled at him before quickly pecking his lips as she looked at Taehyun.

Mi-ok: Tae help me carry him to the car!

As with Taehyun's help she carried her fiance towards her car made him sit and put his seatbelt before going back and sitting in the driver's seat. Mi-ok was driving peacefully as Yeonjun sat in the seat eyes closed she thought he was asleep only for him to start rambling again.

Yeonjun: You know! I have this girl I lauove the mostt! Shee iss soaurr beautifull, she makes myyy heart flutterrrr everytime I wake up beside herrr! Shee is nouw myyy fianceee and I can'tt waittt to marrrryy herr!!

Mi-ok just chuckled as she found him super cute and he heart warmed up by the beautiful words of her fiance. After a short drive they reached their home as she helped Yeonjun to get to their bedroom.

She made Yeonjun sit on the bed as the guy just laid down half asleep. She helped him remove his shoes and made him sleep comfortably. After her night routine she came to the bedroom only to find her fiance cutely cuddled in the duvet.

She slipped inside the covers after making sure not to wake him up. She just stared at him with a loving gaze before kissing his forehead and closed her eyes only for her to feel a pair of arms wrap around her waist, she opened her eyes to look at her love cuddled with her.

Yeonjun: I louve you!

Mi-ok just smiled at him as she thought about how lucky she is to have a soulmate like Yeonjun as she whispered.

Mi-ok: I love you more jun!

Before closing her eyes and drifting off to her dreamland.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* End of Imagine ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

#yeonjun #yeonjunchoi #choiyeonjun #txt #tomorrowbytogether #choidaniel #taehyun #heuningkai

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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 1 year

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thousand autumns donghua, episode 6~

shen qiao: bro why did u poison me? :) yu ai: lol what?? POISON?? whaaaat??? no waaayyy, i would NEVER!!! here drink something i prepared with my poisoner hands pls shen qiao: 🎶MAYBE I SHOULDN'T SAYS CÚNLA!🎶 past!yu ai: yes…..YES! DRINK IT!! DRINK THE POISON BOOZE!! BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA >:D past!shen qiao: bby bro ilu, actually ur just as good as i am, so u look after everything for me, ok?? if i die u take over my position and everything will be great, i trust u with my whole heart :) :) :) past!yu ai: ….....uh-oh ngl yu ai has a really cute face??? actually i might…..i might think he's a teeny tiny bit cuter than shen qiao?? I DON'T LIKE HIM MORE!! but idk i feel like….maybe they fussed with shen qiao's face a bit TOO much and got a weird effect? (i say this as someone who often fusses too much over my drawings' faces and ends up with a weird effect ;A; it's a curse 😔) NOOO SHEN QIAO DON'T GET SICKER!! poor bby sorry i criticised ur appearance so much ;A; awww he doesn't want to be bros anymore ;A; i find it interesting how he's willing to be forgiving of strangers, but not his former bro. not that the former bro really deserves it, bc he's being awful ;A; but its interesting to me, how different ppl approach betrayal!! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT U SHEN QIAO. TELL ME UR SECRETS PLS. yan wushi is so relatable lol. he watches all this and goes 'what an idiot!' and it doesn't even matter who he's referring to, bc he's right lmao shen qiao poor bby ;A; he cough so much ;A; someone get my mans a glass of water ;A; HOLY SHIT YU AI JUST ATTACKED HIM WTF???!!!!! DID DID HE CALL HIM A-QIAO AS WELL?? WHAT A RUDE JERK!! THAT IS UR SHIXIONG, U BRAT!! >:V yu ai: 'i don't want u to leave!' *makes shen qiao spit blood* 'i don't want to hurt u!! come on bro, just stay here with meeeee uwu' ITS THE OLD MAN! HE'S HERE!! aww he help shen qiao up ;A; so cute ;A; uh sir u need to learn to take 'no' for an answe--OK NVM HE'S JUST WHISKING SHEN QIAO AWAY BY THE WAIST ONCE MORE THAT'S FINE. I GUESS yan wushi, king of evils??? LMAO more like king of dramatic hoes 'the evil gang' ….idk what i expected it to be called really DID HE JUST DID HE SLAP YU AI FOR CALLING SHEN QIAO 'A-QIAO'????? THATS AMAZING a bit hypocritical BUT STILL AMAZING AND HILARIOUS DO IT AGAIN!! DO IT AGAIN!! he's such a badass omg ;A; also he has such great accessories!! such good taste in fashion rly!! lol now it's yu ai's turn to spit blood!! serves u right for being a jerk smh lol i LOVE these random side characters who just look like normal ppl in comparison to these bishounen pretty boys. 10/10 artistic choice oh we've met a new friend! yuanchun! hello sir!! he's quite handsome, even if his spine is made of jam SHEN QIAO WILL U WHIST I CAN'T HEAR THEM OVER UR INNER MONOLOGUE yws: i'm gonna help u, then hurt u, then help u again, then ruin ur day and make u cry >:) shen qiao: …….. :( get me out of here pls :( yws: *evil laughs triumphantly* i just want everyone to know that every time yan wushi evil laughs, i laugh too🤣 'YOU SHAMELESS GUUUUYYYYY!!!!!!' amazing oh ok we're we're just gonna fight now. ok cool fellas, is it gay to touch fingertips with ur bro while wreathed in spiritual energy?? GHOST SWORDS!! i do love these pretty sequences with all the martial arts…..stuff lol. i wish i were clever enough to describe it but. just know that it's all very spiritual and neat ;A; aww shen qiao is so cool ;A; ilu my lad! ur a good boi!! WH SSIR SIR WHY ARE U GRABBING HIS FACE LIKE THAT WHOOOAAA UR GETTING REAL CLOSE TO HIM THERE SIR oh i see, the devil whispering in ur ear is actually yan wushi trying to make u be his wife, it all makes sense now!! yws: A-QIAO COME BE EVIL WITH ME. IT'LL BE FUN A-QIAO I PROMISE. WE CAN BE EVIL TOGETHER A-QIAO. I WILL BE THE EVIL HUSBAND AND U CAN BE MY EVIL WIFE A-QIAO. ARE U THE ONE FOR ME A-QIAO??? I THINK U ARE THE ONE A-QIAO. A-QIAO the old man moves fast, not like he's got unlimited time left i guess OH MY GOD HE'S LITERALLY CARRYING HIM AWAY LIKE A BRIDE in summation:

✨THESE BITCHES GAY✨

#birb watches #thousand autumns donghua #qian qiu is this liveblogging?? is that what im doing here???#yu ai is a BIIIIITCHH he really should stop poisoning ppl!! what's his PROBLEM?? >:V #WAIT I SHOULD #i should explain #'maybe i shouldn't says cúnla' is from an irish song that is very old and was probably meant for night visiting #(when ur bf would come see u after dark for canoodling probably. maybe. who knows)#'cúnla' being the bf's name in this song #the verses are the gf saying like 'who's knocking on my window? who's putting the kettle on? who's tickling my feets?'#and cúnla going 'it me gurl!' but like. irishly.#and then the chorus is like her going 'cúnla dear don't come any closer' and him going 'actually i totally will tho'#it's NOT noncon tho!! it's just a game!! like a courting game....thing!!!#the chorus of the english version is a bit different #the lady goes 'cúnla dear don't come any nearer me'#and the last line is 'maybe i shouldn't says cúnla'#lol i......have been known (when sufficiently anxious and without any other outlet) to #LOUDLY SHOUT THAT LAST LINE. TO EXPRESS MY RELUCTANCE TO DO THINGS OTHERS SUGGEST #some ppl (my mother) find this hilarious #others find it very annoying #i'll let YOU decide lol #god it took me ages to get this to post #it BETTER work now or i'll be VERY ANNOYED >:V

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delcakoo · 2 years

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HELLOOO MLOVE HOW ARE YOU DOING KOOPCAKE 🤩🤩🥰🥰😊😊💗💗💗🫵🫵

HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO OF NIKI SND THAT SMALL ENGENE. BYE IM SOBBING. HES SO. SHES SO LUCKY THAT SHOULD BE ME TF 😡😡🫵🫵

um i have 5 pimples help me. i don’t have my salicylic acid cleanser and i have to use some dove soap. crying i’m gonna order myself those hello kitty pimple patches to wear once i get back home

the webtoon thing is doing great! i have confidence that my art is good….

today was the longest fcking day of my life i want to pass away. yesterday and today we had to go to stupid hospitals bc i’m like half deaf 😊 i need big fat hearing aids on one ear tho i’m gonna get bullied so bad. the trip to the hospital is 45 minutes but add indian traffic it became two hours. and we had to wait 8 hours to get results we couldn’t leave 😢 so i had a veg puff the entire day hahahah i haven’t had proper meals since two weeks ago HELP MR

but enhypen are fine asf and they are my last living will to live so i pushed through

how are you mdear?!

HIHIHI KUMIE WUMIE!

WAIR WHAT WHATWHAT PLEASE SHOW ME THE VID PLSPSLPS I NEEDA DEE RN

HELP NOO NOT THE PIMPLES 😔 OMG HELLO KITTY ? WAIT THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE OMG I WANNA SEE 😭

BRO U STILL HAVENT SHOWN ME UR ART😞😞😞 U NEEDA SHOW MEEEEE. IM VV EXCITED FOR UR FIRST FIC IK ITS GONNA BE AMAZING 💖

AND IM GOODDDD I JUST PACKED UP A SUNOO PC IM SAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO IT BUT IN RETURN IM GETTING THIS WONNIE PC I’VE BEEN RLLY WANTING SO IM VV EXCITED SJHDJDND

#delcakoo #kuma <3

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bluewinnerangel · 3 years

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so what do you think the big fat sigh was for? gimme your theories

haaaaaaa I was just commenting on how unhinged Harry was that day so seeing a big sigh from Louis larried me into he thought might be responding in a similar fashion to that literal cry for help later on during this concert asldkjaslkdj

buuuuuuuuut I just dug myself into a Fireproof on september 28 2015 hole looked at the whole thing and it’s not a sigh it’s a barf. He’s going I gotta puke to Liam, jokingly.

I’ve tried to gather context but there’s not much. Here before fireproof starts Harry does a lil hello crowd whatsup people talk and Niall, Louis, and Liam talk with each other (0:58 in this clip)

The video that gif is from isn’t available anymore, but I found the not-sigh moment in this video and I think this is the context: Liam points at something and then squashes his hands (right at the start of the vid):

Then there’s the not-sigh moment (0:13):

Bit more context

Sooooo I’m thinking there was something nasty on the floor and Liam’s fking around with it, gesturing to squash it, with his hands first and then with his mic stand, Louis finds it nasty, pretends to be sick. Really the only context scoop out of thin air to make sense of it lol. Feel free to lipread into the potatoshakes.

This footage is fun tho. Cut because gifs and scrolls and stuff

I am LAUGHING when Harry’s singing “I think I’m gonna lose my mind”, paused it and see Liam and Niall looking like

NOT ACTUALLY LOOKING AT EACH OTHER BUT IM STILL SOFT

I’m just going through video’s this is going nowhere I did however find demon harry

lol what am i doing

Kissy on the demon nose boopboop

He scares meeeee

Necessary other angle, someone’s feeling the eyes on him

Even got a 3rd angle

THIS IS GIVING ME 18 FLASHBACKS

“Nobody knows you baby the way I do: ->

Other angle again lol Liam are you trying to distort the view with your mic

This shit just looks ridiculous lol like Liam going “that’s my cue”

It just keeps going bro it just keeps going

and then he just

he just

And then here’s the angle of Louis during that tarzan staring contest too

is he thumbs upping on his face

Gotta stop otherwise I’ll just keep potato quality gif’ng indefinitely but thanks for enabling me to go on this ride <3

#Ok that’s enough I don’t know where this went and it’s literally almost 3am #??? what am i doing what did you make me do god #september 28

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scoups4lyfe · 2 years

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:o we're back at weekend HQ

o sH XT-

AND WE BROUGHT GEORGE (oh fkkkkk)

bro the fking LOOK on his face here;;;; this isn't George Karizaki Fenix scientist genius bastard extradorinaire,,,,

😶 😶 😶

this is....son-George. The boy that lost his father as a child and had to grow up orphaned and alone-

kjhKSJDFHDdaBHDFGAFFGHGN

It's still a shot to the face EVERY TIME. (Even with the serious context I fking can't)

uH-

what kind of sh#t explanation is THAT???

There's a whole-assz LIST of things you could say here other than "you'll know why, someday." Like Fvck OFF

1) Again, George's facial expressions

2) How slowly he's moving towards his father....just COMPLETELY silent.

:D.....cherry on top

Man this guy should run for 'worst dad of the year' award ://

.....wow I feel so bad for George rn this is insane

like.....(again THIS facial expression oh fckkkkk meeeee)

I understand the father had his reasons, and that he wanted to protect George.....but if George WAS adopted and raised by that abusive-A$$ fenix director then uh ....

this explanation don't mean sh#t.

Can you imagine? Your father 'dies' and you get raised by the worst fking person in the world, and then when your father turns up alive he says "I did this to keep you safe" and then proceeds to A S K for your help?

Like fkkkkk off.

#the audacity #fcking sucks #kronthescoup #my thougts #kamen rider revice #ikki why is ur demon so cringe #kr revice #revice #watching revice #revice spoilers #kamen rider #bath 28 #revice liveblog #george karizaki

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gra-sonas · 3 years

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I feel like Alex’s conversation with Ramos is setting it up for Michael and Alex to work on the machine together. I mean Alex can actually tap an alien on the shoulder and ask for help. Ramos clearly knows about Michael. Maybe they somehow get the machine out of the facility? Personally I hope they don’t keep secrets from each other much longer.They are supposed to be growing and doing things differently with each other than they did in the past. What are your thoughts?

God, I hope they'll work on it together. They are both so fucking smart, combining their strengths and understanding of all kinds of things would allow them to unlock the machine's secret in no time.

I don't know whether Alex would feel comfortable inviting Michael to Deep Sky HQ (probably not), maybe Eduardo will allow Alex to bring the machine to Michael?

Either way, I want THEM to be "science bros" for a change.

GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!

#rnm speculation #rnm spoilers #nonnie asks

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guqin-and-flute · 4 years

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Cave Adventures: I’m Pretty Sure They Just Got Married [Episode 6]

[TRANSCRIPT BELOW]

(1)

WWX: AAAAAH FUCK

(2) WWX: PJJAISDFJASOA ah jeez it's up my n O S E how does ariel make this look good?

(3) LWJ: oh no it's just him and me AND THE GAY THOUGHTS u can't run from gay thoughts in an enclosed space wangji u IDIOT

WWX: oh fuck it's really up in there all up in my brain-case that's cold as shit my brain is a fucking slushie rn

(4) WWX: kind of a weird place for a first date

LWJ: shut up

WWX: i guess it's nice that it's sparkly did u decorate it urself

LWJ: shut UP

WWX: sort of an obscure wet t-shirt contest, huh

LWJ:[slightly overrunning end of sentence] SHUT UP

(5) Fancy qin: hey mtv and welcome to my crib

LWJ: it's very uhhh...wet

(6) LWJ: oh thank god a distraction

WWX: lan zhan hold me i'm cold and vulnerable and stuff i'm shivering invitingly and everything

LWJ: i can't i lost my...hands shit

WWX: ...this is lame :(

(7) WWX: lan zhaaaaaaaaaaaan why are u ignoring meeeee stringed instruments are NOT more interesting than my whiniiiiing on a more serious note, i cannot feel my feet

LWJ: are u a magical wish granting zither if so pls help i am running from gay thoughts their name is wei ying

Fancy qin: lol

(8) WWX: here i come! devastatingly cute delightfully disheveled devilishly moist (?) boop de doop S U B M IT T O M Y C H A R M D A M M I T

(9) Fancy qin: N O P E begone THOT

(10) WWX: #casual drowning

(11)

LWJ: ngl that was some funny shit i think u actually made me grow a sense of humor just by eating shit so hard just now congrats thanks zither

Fancy qin: ur welcome

LWJ: dammit he's even hot when he's drowning fuck let the exertion of repression of your extremities

(12) WWX: FULL OFFENSE UR STRING THING SUCKS ASS THIS DATE IS TERRIBLE

LWJ: not a date not my string thing i fully support its choices tho also shut up

WWX: fuck u man

Fancy qin: u sure about that wangji

(13) Fancy qin: kiss_the_girl.mp3 volume: 100% bass: +10

(14)

WWX: oh sweet, that means i AM ariel

LWJ: dammit magical wish granting zither i thought u were on my side turns out u had an agenda all along a gay one what am i supposed to do, tell him how i FEEL? repression is one of the 3,500 gusulan rules it's why our cultivation is so powerful

(15) WWX: oh hey look rabbits

LWJ: what the fuck

Rabbits: we're rabbits!

LWJ: yeah no i get that but w h y

Rabbits: well ur gonna need witnesses for ur wedding, right?

why...are we rabbits?

what are u asking

(16) WWX: damn this is a weird proposal but i am INTO IT a marriage??? for me????

(17)

LWJ: UGH. FINE.

WWX: yaaaay! :D

(18) Headband: fwip fwap fwoop

WWX: Pikachu i choose u

LWJ: those are ur VOWS??

WWX: yeah what are urs?

LWJ: i vow to never let u fall off any cliffs even if u want to

WWX: that's weirdly specific

(19) LWJ: THERE. HAPPY?

WWX: ye :)

LWJ: yeah me too actually fuck

LWJ's hand: hand clench of questionable repression

(20) LWJ: gotta go pay our respects to the magical wish granting zither granting wishes i didn't even know i had or was maybe desperately trying to run from who knows it's a mystery

WWX: eeeeeeee eeeeeeee it's so pretty look at it eeeeeee eeeeeee

(21)

LWJ: oh random cave zither thank u for opening my eyes my heart and my wallet to this man beside me

Fancy zither: ur welcome bb

WWX: i mean...i take more credit for being tenaciously persistent but

LWJ: u mean obscenely annoying

WWX: potato, tomato oh sweet what does THIS button do?

(22) LWJ: u stop that retract thine hand, wretch

WWX: what an incredibly phallic way to stop me, honey

(23) WWX: fuckin rude

LWJ: magical. wish granting. zither. old as balls. clan heirloom. touch not

WWX: well i'm clan now so the rabbits said

(24) WWX: ok i won't touch it... i'll just TOUCH IT

LWJ: LITERALLY STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH U we've been married for 17 seconds and i already want to tie u up and not for the right reasons no fuckin touchy, bro

(25)

LWJ: I ' M gonna touch it

WWX: how is that fair

LWJ: complain to hr

WWX: of marriage??? i'm telling ur brother ur being mean to me

(26) LWJ: OH HOLY SHIIIIIT

(27) WWX: what did u experience?

LWJ: seagulls.

WWX: that's...weird. is this something that happens...regularly?

LWJ: yeah wei ying i regularly have bird related hallucinations i'm not huaisang

(28) Walls: rah rah rah we are the walls of expositional historical murder!

LWJ: OH GOD NOW THE WALLS ARE SHOUTING pls tell me u hear that too

WWX: holy shit this is a weird date

(29) Lan Yi: yeah, i can hear it

(30) WWX: what in the freezer burned HELL

LWJ: did that zither just...talk?

WWX: no it's a random lady

LWJ: that's WEIRDER

(31) Lan Yi: hiii i'm your semi dead ex clan leader and these rabbits are my roommates i gave them little headbands aren't they cute? pls help i'm so lonely

Rabbit: rude

(32) WWX: this is fucking wild is this where all the ladies are? u guys keep them in caves? that doesn't seem very ethical

LWJ: well when we leave them out in the open, the plot gets them and they die

(33) Lan Yi: u guys are cute weird choice for a honeymoon, tho

WWX: first date too, actually if u don't count illicit dueling

LWJ: yeah the lava pits at the nightless city cancelled our reservation so

Lan Yi: hate it when that happens

(34) Lan Yi: anyway, i became all corporeal and shit to show u this this rock is evil as fuck. it didn't used to be but now it is and that's a problem for everyone who likes living including rabbits

LWJ: shit we gotta save the rabbits wei ying

WWX: well and everyone else, right? ...lan zhan everyone else too, right??

(35) WWX: listen what if we got it some therapy rock therapy some good ol' geological counseling like showed it that it could change and be a good rock again or at least an okay rock

(36) LWJ: ...ok i know i vowed to support u

WWX: u actually said something ominous about cliffs but ok

LWJ: but i literally think u gave me an aneurysm just then that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone--

(37) Lan Yi: funny u should mention that actually i had the same thought

LWJ: ...my god

(38) WWX: cool!

Lan Yi: it ended with me spitting up blood and living as a semi-corporeal crazy rabbit lady without my wife she got the mountain in the divorce

WWX: oh...so no?

Lan Yi: yeah, no

LWJ: YEAH NO

(39) Lan Yi: u should deffo go find the rest they start acting real fucked up around each other might feel like a heart attack might BE a heart attack idk just wander around a bit u'll get there

(40) WWX: ...cool

LWJ: what in the hell sort of directions are those

(41) Lan Yi: yep! well anyway, now seems a good a time as any to evaporate so i think i'll just...do that don't forget to feed my rabbits or i'll leave u a 1 star review on ghost yelp

(42) WWX/LWJ: MA'AM?? MA'AM? ? U DIDN'T TELL US WHERE WE'RE GOING ISN'T THAT STANDARD QUESTING MATERIAL?? PLS RESPOND

Lan Yi: nope. git gud have fun with ur new evil rock congrats on ur marriage

BONUS WUXIAN:

[here are more irreverently summarized scene bits]

#back at it again with a scene NO ONE REQUESTED 👌👌👌 (oops)#Literally just spurred from Wangji's 'wtf are you doing' face when Wuxian tries to touch the qin a second time #brief summary #my stuff #hey this is the first one I DIDN'T finish at 4 am go me #cql crack #untamed crack #I HAVE UPDATED THE TRANSCRIPT WITH THE NEW FORMAT

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drunk hermione revealing how good ron is in bed

‘Hi George!!!’ Hermione said happily,

‘Hi Hermione?’ George asked confused. He had just said hello to Hermione earlier. She had already wished him a Happy Birthday upon arriving to his birthday party with Ron.

‘I like the fireworks!!!’ Hermione said staring at them, George looked at Angelina confused.

‘Um Hermione?’ Angelina asked, ‘You’re okay?’

‘Oh never better! Had a couple of those drinks- kind of hit my throat hard! I knew firewhiskey was strong- but that was horrid! Oh well!’ Hermione said, swaying on the spot.

George laughed, ‘Yeah it’s strong, where’s Ron?’ He asked, looking around.

‘Oh you’re right! where is that handsome oaf, Rooooooon’ Hermione called.

George and Angelina laughed.

‘How could he leave you like this Hermione,’ George joked, ‘see Angelina see how I’m a good boyfriend,’ and Angelina laughed. But Hermione furrowed her eyebrows.

‘No George Ron is excellent! He’s a great boyfriend!’ She said, crossing her arms.

‘Oh?’ George asked, ‘Always knew he was a secret romantic,’

‘Yes he is!!!!’ Hermione said beaming, ‘And the sex is amazing...Oh where is he! Ron!!!!’

George raised his eyebrows again, and Angelina looked intrigued.

‘Amazing sex eh? Tell us more Hermione,’ George said pulling a chair so she could sit down. She plopped down on the chair beaming.

‘Oh yes,’ Hermione said matter-of-factly, ‘I never would have thought I would like sex so much.. but he is so good! I’ve heard that some girls don’t come you see, but Ron always makes me come! He’s amazing- I hear girls complaining about their sex lives all the time... but I’ve just never had that experience! Isn’t it lovely!?’ Angelina looked at Hermione interested, George gave Angelina a look.

‘Is tha true?’ He asked her and she looked away.

‘N-no you’re great George,’ Angelina said, ‘most of the time.’ She added.

‘What!?!’ George asked, ‘Hermione what the hell does Ron do to you?’

‘Well,’ Hermione began, biting her lip. ‘I suppose his size helps, you know I always say its about the wizard not the wand but I can’t lie George, the wand does help!’

George’s eyes widened. but Hermione continued. ‘And he’s always wanting to you know...’

‘Wanting to what?’ George asked

‘You knoooooowwwww,’ Hermione said, swaying to the side.

‘I really don’t,’ George responded.

‘Well you know how he lovesssss those sugar quills,’ Hermione said, swaying to the other side.

‘Yeah?’ George asked and Angelina sniggered.

‘He likes me just as much as those sugar quills,’ Hermione said, sighing, ‘oh where is he!? Ron!!!!!!! Come have your sugar quill!’

George’s eyes widened. and Angelina laughed, but looked impressed.

‘Good on Ron... that is the way to pleasure..’ Angelina began,

‘Hey!’ George said, ‘I do it!’

‘Yeah..but am I a sugar quill?’ Angelina cheeked,

‘Fine you can be a sugar quill from now on. This git... Should have foresaw his oral fixation....’ George said.

‘Oh its LOVELY,’ Hermione said, ‘his tongue is quite long and he knows how to-’

‘Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!’ George yelled, not wanting to hear the rest

‘Oh what the- oh Hermione what the fuck I was looking everywhere for you ...why are you just with George and Angelina...Why are you sitting... wait why are you looking at me like that...what did you do to her,’ Ron said, turning George accusingly.

‘I didn’t do anything little bro, she decided she fancied some firewhiskey,’ George said, laughing as Hermione staggered up and put her arms around Ron. Ron’s ears turned red but he held her up.

‘It’s true handsome,’ Hermione whispered in his ear, making him go red again.

‘She’s quite the drunk,’ George said, ‘reveals a lot in this state,’ he said as Hermione was kissing Ron’s cheek. Ron was using his whole body to keep her upright.

‘Here Hermione go on the chair again, here you can sit on my lap,’ Ron began, sitting down, Hermione put her whole body on Ron’s. Keeping her arms around his neck. ‘Er... like what?’ he said gesturing to George.

‘I talked about how good you are at sex,’ Hermione whispered in his ear giggling, ‘sorryyyyyyyyy babeeeee’

Ron sputtered, as George and Angelina sniggered.

‘You know bro you may make me proud after all- could have passed on the oral fixation reveal though,’ Ron opened his mouth in shock.

‘Hermione??’ Ron asked and she looked at him guiltily, making a puppy dog face at him.

‘I’m sorryyyyyyy, they asked!!!!! You’re just so good.....can we??? now??? I love how you treat me like a sugar quill..... mmmm you smell nice....’ Hermione said, nuzzling her head into his neck.

George and Angelina sniggered.

‘We’ll leave you two then,’ George said, ‘come on Angelina, let’s leave Ron with his sugar quill,’ Ron made a rude hand gesture at him as he walked away.

‘Hermione,’ Ron sighed, ‘how much did you have to drink?’

‘Oh Ronnnn I’m sorry you’re mad at meeeee,’ Hermione said into his neck, ‘come let me make it better lets get out of hereeee,’

‘Hermione you’re proper drunk- I’m not doing anything with you in this state-’ Ron said, although his body was acting out of its own accord.

Hermione pouted, ‘stop being a gentlemannnnnnn for onceee, pleaseeee.... I’ve seen the animalistic ron...come on lion...’ she said now biting his ear.

‘Lion? You’re gone.... listen love let’s go...’ Ron said, picking her up to carry her, dead weight.

‘Ouuuu yessss, private.....’ Hermione sighed, Ron sighed and dissaparated them home.

‘Ouchieeee my head,’ Hermione sighed, ‘oh I don’t feel too good...’ Hermione said, and she got out of Ron’s arms and ran to the bathroom. Ron went after her seeing her throw up into the toilet. He held back her hair and rubbed her back.

‘Oh god...’ Hermione said, going back to hunch over the toilet.

Ron continued to rub her back ‘you proper poisoned yourself,’ he told her, shaking his head. ‘Hermione you don’t drink what made you think you could just down firewhiskey....’ Hermione kept throwing up and Ron rubbed her back.

‘ughhhh...’ Hermione said, ‘thats vile,’

‘I’ll get you some water,’ Ron said getting up, he came back to see hermione rinsing her mouth with mouthwash...

‘here love,’ Ron said, handing her the water, hermione took it and chugged it.

‘Ugh....’ Hermione said, swaying to her side.

‘Here come.’ Ron said lifting her up to the bed,

‘Ouuu good idea,’ Hermione said crawling over him.

‘No, Hermione,’ Ron said putting her on her side, ‘rest’

‘but Rooooon,’

‘Here we can cuddle,’ Ron said, holding her to him and embracing her, stroking her hair.

‘But I wanttttt your big waaaaand,’ Hermione said, and Ron’s ears turned red.

‘Maybe later, when you feel better,’ Ron said, continuing to stoke her hair. ‘I would love to but you’re proper drunk- it doesnt feel right, so maybe after ....’ Ron continued but Hermione went silent, he looked at her to see that she was fast asleep. He sighed, placing a kiss on her forehead. He would have a conversation about the sugar quill reveal tomorrow....

#my fic #romione

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boyle3758 · 2 years

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A Day in Life

Warning: I wrote this in middle school with some friends, sooo it's going to be a bit weird lol, I thought I'd just post it and see what you guys think.

(This is my very first post btw)

Description: 3 friends are texting and go to a mall to get some food. They end up passing out and dreaming about seeing decapitated children. Eventually, they wake up and run away from the police into a random house and find a portal and go into it. It ended up taking them into hell. They go back into the portal and they end up in this nice place in which they will live forever.

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STEVE: Hey

ALEX AND ANGELINA: Hey

STEVE: You guys want to hang out today?

Angelina: Yeah where should we go

ALEX: How about that mall

Angelina: so the usual hang out spot

STEVE: Yeah

ALEX: Ok I’ll meet you there after school

ANGELINA: okay UwU

* 15 mins later*

STEVE: WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER? I NEED TOILET PAPER

ALEX: boi u high

*5 mins later*

ANGELINA: k I’m here hbu

*SILENCE*

STEVE: I think my uber driver bout to kill me

*STILL SILENCE*

ALEX: Don’t worry I’m following you

STEVE: R U STALKING MEEEEE

ANGELINA: Stop being sissies.

STEVE: k I’m here

ALEX: I’m here too where are you

ANGELINA: everywhere and nowhere *in head: up yo ash*

ALEX: let's meet at the fountain

STEVE: I’m by dicks sporting goods

ANGELINA: bruh are you fr “dicks sporting goods” *snorts*

ALEX: Ok I’ll walk over there “Walks over to Dick’s”

ANGELINA: *GETS OFF BIKE* Iḿ here.

ALEX: meet us at Wetzel's Pretzels

STEVE: u know damn well I ain't paying

ANGELINA: Me neither.

ALEX: I ain’t Paying, I paid last time:

ANGELINA: YES YOU IS

STEVE: I like trains

ANGELINA: CALLATE ESTUPIDO

STEVE: #savetheturtles sksksk

ALEX: “Slaps STEVE”

ANGELINA: F U TWO

ALL: stop texting

STEVE: TF MAN

STEVE: WANNA FIGHT

STEVE: IMMA SLAP THE MAN (SHEET) OUT OF YOU

*Bystanders stare at STEVE and ALEX*

ANGELINA: EVERYONE'S WATCHING U TWO*

ANGELINA: *pays* F U TWO. NEXT TIME ONE OF U IS PAYING *Walks away*

STEVE: ok.

ALEX and STEVE: * Follows ANGELINA*

ALEX: Whos that kid over there

ANGELINA: I don't know

STEVE: Let's go see

ALL: * Sees that the little boy is by himself*

*little boy runs away when they try to help him*

ALEX: Let see where he goes * Starts to follow the little boy, STEVE, and ANGELINA follow*

STEVE: It looks like he's headed for the desert

ALL: *Keeps following*

STEVE: I’m scared af

STEVE: I shoulda stayed home.

ANGELINA: you’re a freaking girl bro and what's that over there

STEVE: but you’re a girl

ANGELINA: yeah but i’m tough you’re not

STEVE: wanna go

STEVE: catch me outside

ANGELINA: bish *knocks him out with a chancla*

ALEX: GUYS CALM DOWN and it's a freaking door

KID: *appears and disappears quickly*

ANGELINA: Bish, get back here. *grabs Chancla and runs after kid*

STEVE: oh hell Nah

ANGELINA: Stop being sissies. *whips out Chancla again*

* sees a crowd of decapitated children appearing*

ANGELINA:*Brandishes Chancla at the crowd of dead children and beats them all up*

ALEX: *faints*

STEVE: frick this sheet I’m out *takes ALEX with him*

*everyone zooms away to a door that they found*

ANGELINA: wtf was that?

STEVE: it was my zoomer skills uwu

ALEX: shut up we need to go and to find whatever the hell that was

ANGELINA: *holds Chancla in front of her*

ALEX: put the stupid Chancla away

ANGELINA: fine. *pulls out a belt*

STEVE: omfg let’s just go

ANGELINA: Here steve you can have your belt back

STEVE: why tf do u have MY belt

ALEX: stop fighting we need to go

*decapitated children come from all angles*

STEVE: I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEE

*everyone gets pushed into a corner*

ANGELINA: well I guess this is the end

*whips out her Chancla AGAIN*

This is the first 4 pages lol (theres 12) so it's kind of like a sneak peek, I'll post some more if you guys like it! Thanks for reading! ❤

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Wednesday rolls around and it means it’s Supergirl day (for me anyways lol) accidentally saw couple of spoilers for this episode but it’s fine. Supergirl 6x14 as usual spoilers ahead, let’s go baby!

1. Morgana’s fans are thriving right now with Lena Luthor being this powerful lol + i love when they are all hanging out and having fun😍 + “it’s called hand-eye coordination babe” well wouldn’t you know about that Kelly Olsen *wink wink* there are so many jokes right there with that line😂 + bro everytime Lena appears on screen i want to scream, she looks so good it’s unfair + stressed wife™️ ft. Worried wife™️ + Nia and Lena team up + Lmao Lena’s face when Kara broke the news + oh poor Kara

2. Esme is the cutest and Kelly is an angel i swear we don’t deserve her + William is so excited lol i’m afraid something is going down and he’s gonna get hurt + can’t wait to see Lena and William interact and Lena like: “get away from my wife, thank you” + too chill to be true + let the fighting begin! + my goodness Lena why are you so pretty😩😍 + lmao that scene was so cute, i love when Kara and Lena share looks + Nia is smart too💛 + bro he broke the moment😑 + “you’d make a good reporter” i mean…

3. Girlfriends catching up while fighting crime, you’d love to see it + lmao Andrea what the hell no need to be such a bitch, but you’re allowed to look that good + lmao Lena broke Nia 😂😂😂 + when you leave your child with your wife this happens + this is what yearning looks like? + uhhh give him the hard glare + so William helps Lena to break this through? + saving the world one muffin at a time

4. If i ever have a kid i imagine it to be like Esme, she’s so smart + magical!wife coming to save the world + THEY ARE TRAVELING oh William is coming too, boring + i mean how they flew? She carried them both? + oh this is bad + wives being stressed + why does Lena always looks like she wants to kiss Kara lol + i just don’t know how they are planning to spin this into a love story with Lex + ohhh wives fighting + this is season 5 all over again just reversed + wow Lena pulling a page off her wife’s book with the speech + now kiss pls + “what changed?” Welp we had a moment and Kara convinced me😏 + ohhh this is the famous scene that was leaked months ago + they’ve been fighting for hours tho + lmao Nia is so polite before punching someone + bro what the fuck her foster mom just abandoned her? + girlfriends kicking ass againn + cocky Kara sends meeeee + where is Brainy? I miss him being a science nerd with Lena + lmao i hate Andrea but she’s hot so i’ll take it + wivesss hanging outttt i love itttt + “boundries with friends” you literally told her “for a friend like you there are no boundries” + ARE THEY ADOPTING ESME!? + poor Esme :( + guys this is your chance! + AHHH we just need a Dansen wedding and i’ll be complete. Edit: someone brought up in a comment in the TV Time app (which is where i keep track of the shows that i watch) that Kara set up some furniture and stuff to literally have a date with Lena since that space was empty before and if they wanted they could’ve just eaten at the table where everyone usually gathers. Sounds like date night to me idk about you all.

Such a fun episode, we finally see Lena doing magic which is awesome, powerful wives you love to see it lol + Girlfriends kicking ass and possibly (most likely) starting a family? I’m in love + not looking forward to the Lex and Nyxly pairing but oh well not everything is perfect.

#cw supergirl #supergirl #ale watches supergirl #supergirl spoilers #kara danvers #alex danvers #lena luthor #kelly olsen #braniac 5 #nia nal #j’onn j’onzz #andrea rojas #william dey

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 20.11.20

new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!

no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.

this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.

“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!

standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.

trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm

blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?

sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?

ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.

pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.

here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.

“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.

aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.

this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai.

AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”

lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????

meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.

chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.

she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????

bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........

lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????

sorry shaktimaan.

“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.

ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.

khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............

snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.

kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.

“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.

but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.

“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????

“kabir...... bhai.”

OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.

aryan is literally like...............................

“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”

ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.

aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.

“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”

aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/

“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.

riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.

aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.

lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”

uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.

kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????

oh boy. this angle again.

“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????

dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.

“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.

“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???

you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”

so apt!

dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.

she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.

ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.

riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.

angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.

BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.

ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.

“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.

she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.

riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.

meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.

she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!? A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.

cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.

“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us.

not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!

“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.

oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.

oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.

yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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trensu · 4 years

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Episode 34: The One where Detective Wangxian is on the Case!

WWX IS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE!!

From Fairy the wonder dog, lol. The pupper just looks so pleased to be chasing after wwx.

Poor wwx gets himself cornered tho and jin ling looks all smug about it, the little brat

OMG I AM D Y I N G

Wwx: LAN ZHAN HELP MEEEEE

Lwj: *backflips into the scene with his scabbard held high totally ready to throw down with a kid*

Chill out, lwj, the kid’s like twelve

And as soon as lwj places himself in front of wwx to protect him from the big bad kid, wwx LATCHES ON TO HIM,

GRIPPING LWJ’S SHOULDERS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT

AND HE’S ALL PRESSED UP AGAINST HIS BACK

AHHHHHHHH

But lol, jin ling seems to seriously be weighing his options here?

Like, hmm, this is the great hanguang-jun so my odds aren’t the best but i got fairy the wonder dog and also my dad’s awesome Magic Ghost-Busting sword so…

Wwx: i’m so glad you’re here!

This is when lwj notices that wwx is actually cowering from the dog, not the child, and lwj levels a glare at the dog. Like, he really Glares at fairy.

Fairy NOPES right out of there bc animals have better self-preservation instincts than humans

Jin ling lets out this cute little gasp when fairy ditches him and then he glares at lwj

(pretty ballsy move coming from a kid, tbh)

Lwj, obvs, is completely unfazed and just gives him a cold stare in return

THEN JIN LING POUTS LIKE THE ADORABLE BRAT HE IS AND KICKS AT SOME BASKETS BEFORE STORMING OFF

LOVE THAT KID

(i mean, if i met a kid like that irl i’d probably hate his spoiled little guts, BUT BC THIS IS MAKE-BELIEVE I CAN ENJOY HIS BRATTY BEHAVIOR LOLOLOL)

Once the dog is gone, wwx makes this nervous little giggle (SO FREAKING CUTE) and peels himself off of lwj

Pretty sure lwj is like wait no come back, but like internally bc god forbid he express himself verbally

Wwx goes back to the mountebank and starts interrogating him about Plot Things

We’re gonna ignore all that chitchat and just watch his pretty face get all animated in detective mode

*dreamy sigh* wwx, so pretty so pretty

Lwj hasn’t stopped staring at him this whole time either! I FEEL YOU BRO

AHHHH WE SEE NHS BEING ALL MR. KNOW-NOTHING

“I DON’T KNOW, I DON’T KNOW, I REALLY DON’T KNOW. PLEASE DON’T ASK ME ME. I REALLY DON’T KNOW ANYTHING.”

LOVE THAT GUY

GIVE HIM AN ANCIENT FANTASY CHINA OSCAR.

Now we’re in a forest! This is MUCH better than the last time we were in a forest!!

OUR BOYS ARE WALKING SIDE BY SIDE TOGETHER LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AND I AM OVERJOYED

They’re chatting about the nie bros, like omg can’t believe nhs is sect leader and his big brother dropped dead???

SUDDENLY THERE’S BARKING!

Wwx: DOG!!

AND IMMEDIATELY DUCKS BEHIND LWJ, GRIPPING HIS UPPER ARMS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

HE’S MAKING HIMSELF ALL SMALL BEHIND HIS HANDSOME HEROIC SOULMATE WHO WILL DEF PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE BIG MEAN DOGS IN THE WORLD

Lwj: wei ying, there’s no dogs here

Omg wwx is clinging so close that his chin brushes up against lwj’s shoulder aND I AM SWOONING

Oh, but he lets go, all embarrassed and awkward

Lwj gives him a Look

Wwx: don’t look at me like that

Lwj: why are you afraid of dogs?

Wwx: don’t ask me why either

HE SOUNDS SO CUTE AND SULKY SAYING THAT AND HE’S GOT A LITTLE POUT

AND I’M JUST LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE

Lwj is a perfect gentleman tho bc he just accepts that wwx doesn’t want to talk about the dog thing and goes on ahead

But before lwj can get even 3 steps away, wws LUNGES for him and grabs his arm

Wwx: lan zhan! Alright, i’ll tell you, i’ll say it

He says this like lwj twisted his arm and forced him to or smth lol

Wwx: i was a street kid when i was little and often had to fight stray dogs for food

POOR BB!WWX :( :( :(

Wwx: thankfully jfm took me to lotus pier but he also made jc send away his puppers, just like i made jin ling do…

Wwx: they really live up to their blood; he hates me so much. Just like jc.

HE SOUNDS SO SADDDD

And then he sighs like resigned to the fact that his brother will hate him forever??? WHICH HURTS ME SO MUCH, LET MY YUNMENG BROS RECONCILE AND BE HAPPY, DAMN IT

Wwx: lan zhan, let’s go

2 seconds later he hears barking again

Wwx freAKING YANKS LWJ IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN COWERS BEHIND HIM IN THE MOST ADORABLE WAY

Wwx: that really is a dog, right??

HE CLINGS SO TIGHTLY TO LWJ’S ARMS, I CAN’T

Lwj: it’s still far. Why are you hiding?

He asks like he's not absolutely LOVING having wwx cling to him

We get a wonderful close up shot of wwx’s face here, so please take a moment to admire it (so pretty, so pretty, i love him!!)

Wwx: just let me hide!!

Lwj: *lets him hide* it sounds like jin ling’s wonder dog. It’s barking, something must’ve happened

Wwx: let’s...let’s take a look?

Awww, wwx stutters that out and he’s all pale with fear but he’s still willing to go investigate BC HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HIS NEPHEW IS SAFE DESPITE THE BIG SCARY DOG

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Wwx: h-hanguang jun, move. How can i move if you don’t move?

BC HE’S STILL ALL CROUCHED BEHIND HIM, SO CUTE SO CUTE

Lwj purses his lips here and looks back at wwx

Lwj: let go of me first

It comes off as kind of annoyed BUT WE ALL KNOW HE’S JUST UPSET THAT WWX IS GONNA HAVE TO UN-CLING FROM HIM

And now we get beautiful close up shots of wwx’s hands gripped ever so tightly on lwj’s fancy white outer robes and watch as they very reluctantly loosen and let go

He’s laughing all nervously aND CRINKLES HIS NOSE WITH A BASHFUL SMILE AND I’M GONNA DIE FROM THE CUTE OMG

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HAVE I MENTIONED?? BC I DO. SO VERY MUCH.

As soon as lwj forges ahead, wwx grabs him by the shoulders again and follows close behind lol

Oh great, more fog in a forest

Wwx: this is a disorientation trap! It must’ve been set by a human

Lwj: looks like the legends of walker ridge are not unfounded

(oh yeah, plot thing about a man-eating ridge which is why we’re in the forest)

Wwx: lan zhan look!

AND NOW WE GET TO WATCH THEM WORK TOGETHER

I LOVE WATCHING THEM WORK TOGETHER

LOOK AT THEM BEING BEAUTIFUL AND IN LOVE AND DETECTIVE-ING ALL OVER THE PLACE

And now we’re at a mysterious creepy bunker in the middle of the forest!

Fairy barks again and wwx hides behind lwj AGAIN and everything IS GREAT

Wwx: why can i hear the dog but not see it???

Lwj: the disorientation trap must be keeping it out

Wwx: would jin ling be kept out by the trap too??

Lwj: nah, if jin ling were out, the dog wouldn’t be freaking out

Wwx: makes sense *does that nose tap thing THAT I LOVE* sooo how do we get in?

Lwj goes to investigate and wwx lunges for him again

Wwx: ah! Lan zhan, wait for me!!

I AM LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS

Our boys find that the bunker’s been busted open and figure that jin ling must’ve done it so they go inside to look for him

We hear screechy noises of resentful energy

Oh no! Wwx gets all woozy from it!

Lwj: how is it?

Wwx: noisy

HE KEEPS HAVING TO PAUSE TO CATCH HIMSELF, MY POOR SUNSHINE BOY

Oh, he pulls out the evil-detecting compass to help guide them through the bunker

Following the compass, following the compass, compass tick tick ticks away

BLADES SHRINE

WE’VE ARRIVED AT THE BLADES SHRINE

Wwx starts calling out for his nephew and he and lwj start cracking open caskets like graverobbers, shame on them!

Wwx: weird. Why are they all blades?

GUQIN TIME

I LOVE GUQIN TIME

IT’S INQUIRY GUQIN TIME!! EVEN MORE FUN!!!

Wwx gets all excited: you’re associating with the spirit?

Lwj: *nods* he’s here

Wwx: ask him for me - what is this place, what is it for, built by whom?

Omg wwx take it easy, one question at a time plz

Ofc lwj just goes ahead and does exactly as his wei ying asks him

The guqin lets out a couple of notes from the spirit (FOREVER THE COOLEST WAY TO COMMUNE WITH SPIRITS)

Wwx: what did he say?

Lwj: idk

Wwx: ??????

Lwj: the spirit said ‘i don’t know’

Wwx: good for you lan zhan, you even know how to make me speechless now

Lwj keeps playing his guqin for answers

EEEEEEEEEE WWX JUST CLIMBS UP AND PLOPS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE COFFIN THAT’S HOLDING LWJ’S GUQIN AND JUST SCOOTS HIMSELF CLOSER TO LWJ

I LOVE MY SUNSHINE BOY

So they keep interrogating the spirit and find out that the spirit knows nothing

Wwx: a spirit confined here and he knows nothing? It’s the first time i’ve ever seen a spirit like that

Wwx: lan zhan, could the spirit be...nhs?

HE SAYS WITH A HUGE SUNNY SMILE ON HIS FACE AAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Wwx: lol jk, don’t mind me. Lan zhan, how about asking it’s gender. He should know this

Lwj: male

Wwx: FINALLY a decent answer

They keep asking questions and determine that jin ling is in fact in the room even tho they haven’t seen him anywhere!

Wwx: could the spirit be lying??

Lwj: i’m here. He can’t lie.

Look, i know he means it bc spirits can’t lie through inquiry or whatever but i LOVE the implication that people simply cannot lie in the presences of the great hanguang jun

Lwj starts guqin’ing again while wwx searches the blades shrine again

We get a shot from outside the bunker and see the robes of a ~mysterious figure~

Ooooh, and we get an absolutely GORGEOUS close up shot of lwj’s eye (lovin that eyebrow, man) as he listens to the spirit’s response

Wwx: what did you ask him?

Lwj: his age and where he’s from

Wwx: what did he say?

Lwj: 16, lanling

WORRIED UNCLE!WWX (also, i guess jl is not twelve, but whatever)

Aaaanndd we find out jin ling is inside the wall of the blades shrine!

Lwj goes and cuts the wall to pieces with bichen like a badass

And wwx immediately starts digging his little nephew out

HE’S SO WORRIED FOR HIM

He’s calling his name out and lwj goes and gives the boy some spiritual energy since he’s all unconscious from being stuck in a wall

Lol while lwj is doing that, wwx grabs bichen and starts poking it into the dirt

Seems kinda disrespectful to bichen, if you ask me...but lwj and bichen don’t seem to mind so whatever

Wwx gets all woozy from the resentful spiritual energy again

He’s starting to piece things together when jin ling suddenly wakes up (kinda)

Jin ling like, zombie-walks himself back into the wall

Lwj and wwx look at each other like what the heck??

They decide they probably shouldn’t stick around so get out of the bunker

They spot someone running away from the area and wwx is like go catch them, lan zhan!

Lwj: i’ll go. You and jin ling…

And wwx is all, i’ll get him out of here and we can meet up at the tavern after

Lwj stares at him BC HE DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIS SIDE, HE JUST GOT HIM BACK LAST EPISODE!!

But wwx is like, lan zhan go catch the bad guy before he gets away!

Wwx: i’ll be there. Lan zhan, take care

Chase scene!

Huh, nhs is pretty nimble on his feet, isn’t he?

Lwj chucks bichen at him but only manages to slice off a piece of his robes

THAT’S SOME NICE LOOKING FABRIC THO

I’D BE MAD AS HELL IF SOMEONE CARELESSLY SLICED UP MY GOOD FABRIC LIKE THAT OMG

Oooh, wwx got jin ling back to his room and noticed a curse mark on jin ling’s leg

He pulls open jl’s robes to see if the mark spread to his chest (it hasn’t)

Ofc jin ling wakes up just as wwx finishes doing that

Jl: whAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES

Good boy, jl, that is exactly how you should react if some strange guy tries to undress you when you’re unconscious

Wwx: why are you freaking out bro, i just saved you from that man-eating wall

And jl is all IMMA KILL YOU!!

And wwx is like been there done that, don’t really want a repeat…

Wwx sees jl’s jade lotus pendant and asks him about it

Jl: my mother left me this! Don’t touch it!!

See, jl is such a brat but then these little moments happen and i just want to hug him and bundle him up in blankets and make him hot chocolate…

HE’S SO STARVED FOR LOVING FAMILY AND AFFECTION, THAT POOR KID ;_;

We get a flashback to jyl giving wwx a similar pendant and wwx clutches at his robes in AGONY at the memory

Lol

Jl uses this moment to put on his boots and FUCKING BOOK IT RIGHT OUTTA THERE

GOOD FOR YOU KID, GOOD FOR YOU

DEF THE RIGHT RESPONSE AFTER ALMOST GETTING UNDRESSED BY SOME STRANGE MASKED DUDE

Cut to street view, wwx is wandering around trying to find jin ling but instead he hears jc’s voice and dives for the first hiding place he can find

LOL I LOVE LISTENING TO JC AND JL INTERACT

Jc is scolding jl ofc

Jl: don’t grab me like that, i’m not a 3yo!!

Jc: you think i can’t discipline you now?? EVEN IF YOU’RE 30, I CAN STILL DISCIPLINE YOU

Omg this is freaking hilarious, i love these two

Then jc asks him where Fairy is

Wwx is all smug thinking to himself: lan zhan must have driven it away

And the world is like, PSYCH FAIRY’S ACTUALLY RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU

Wwx almost avoided a jc encounter

He would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling dog

At least we get to see jc use zidian. I love zidian.

We get a big reveal scene and jc finds out that mo xuanyu is Wei Wuxian, surprise!!

Oh no, sad/angry yunmeng bro time (I MISS MY HAPPY YUNMENG BRO TIMES, GIVE THOSE BACK)

They’re back at an inn or whatever and jc is really just tearing into wwx

We’re not gonna go into detail except for this bit -

Jc: 16 years...and lan wangji STILL wants to protect you

He’s so mad

It’s giving me Emotions™

Jc: maybe he’s not doing this to protect you. Someone with such integrity couldn’t possibly tolerate you. Maybe he had a deal with the guy who saved you.

Wwx: JC! Watch your language!

LOOK AT HIM DEFEND HIS SOULMATE FROM SLANDER

Yikes, they keep arguing and jfc they really know how to hit where it hurts, don’t they?

A wild Jin Ling appears!!

He lies through his teeth to JC. like yeah, i totally saw wen ning in an abandoned shack really really far away from here, for real :D

Now jin ling is in charge of guarding wwx after jc ties him up with zidian (seriously the COOLEST spiritual tool)

Jin ling takes it right off

I LOVE THAT THE ZIDIAN LISTENS TO JIN LING OMG

We get a lot of fun uncle wwx and nephew jin ling interaction here bc jin ling helps wwx escape into the forest

Oh look, another moment that makes me like jin ling

He helps wwx escape since wwx saved him from the killer wall

He has honor!

Also wwx apologizes to jl here for that time he stuck his foot in his mouth way back at the start of the series

Wwx demonstrates his A+ acting skills by pretending to have been caught by jc and jl whirls around in a panic and wwx knocks him out

He inspects the curse mark on jl and is all, hmmm, can’t undo that curse rn but i can totally transfer it onto myself to save my nephew

And that’s the end of the episode!

LOOK AT ALL THE QUALITY WANGXIANTICS WE GOT!!!

THANK GOD, WE DEF DESERVE IT AFTER ALL THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE WE ENDURED IN THE LAST FEW EPISODES

*hugs episode to their chest, sobbing* I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, DON’T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN

Return to Masterpost

#WangXiantics #wangxian #the untamed #cql

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lordseochangbin · 4 years

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Heart Stop: Hoodie Season (2)

A/N: Yooo the feedback from Chapter One made me so happy thank you guys for reading <3

Word Count: 2.3k of pure fluff with Bang Chan

Chan was met with a smack in the head as he watched you walk down the hall. “Bro! What the heck was that?” Jisung asked.

Chan stuttered with his words but Jisung and Minho found his actions to be pure comedy. “‘Cause I’m a nice guy, my ass” Minho mocked.

Turning around in a hurry, Chan placed his hands on Jisung’s shoulders. “Do you know that girl’s name?”

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That was probably the first time you had ever been so close to a cute boy without fainting. Even when you met Seungmin, Jeongin, or Hyunjin your heart felt like you were about to explode. But for the most popular senior at your school? Not even a beat.

You were even preparing for the repercussions, but nothing out of the ordinary happened.

“And then he just suddenly bumped into me! What a jerk, right?!” You exclaimed, taking a handful of chips from Hyunjin’s lunch and chomping it down.

“Jeez chill Y/N, take your time when you eat” Hyunjin responded, staring off at the track field in front of him.

You wave your hand in front of his face to get his attention before your lips could form a pout, “Bang Chan, the ‘hottest guy at our school’ bumps into me and you don’t even care? What if I become his girlfriend, huh? A-and I ditch you for him? Then what, huh?”

When you saw Hyunjin’s eyes widen you knew you had gotten his attention. It was unnecessary but you loved seeing his reaction anytime he got angry or jealous- it was priceless. This time however, he looked like neither of them. He looked shocked almost, as if..

“You think I’m hot?”

Dropping the chips in your hand, you turn around to see Bang Chan behind you and choke on your spit.

“Uhh, ummm” Standing up, you look at Hyunjin for help and when he doesn’t budge you immediately respond “I mean that’s what everyone says”

That’s what everyone says? You don’t even know what you’re saying at this point.

“Right..” Chan says in a voice close to a whisper. You can hear the disappointment in his voice and in fact, you were disappointed too. Rather than focusing on the situation you just put yourself in, you found yourself focused on the number of breaths you were taking. Completely zoned out, unaware yet aware. Full of speech yet speechless. You looked for a reason and asked yourself how many breaths you were taking- just like your cardiologist suggested and found an answer.

An almost break-taking answer, none.

“Dude, just ask her out stop being such a pussy,” Jisung said, pointing at you. “She’s right there”

The boy’s weight shifted on his feet, as if he was getting smaller and smaller and his swim bag dropped to the floor. He felt it the second he walked towards you. His chest rose and fell unsteadily and at this point he couldn’t keep track.

“Y-Y/N..” He stutters, his hand itching the crook of his neck as his bottom lip trembles.

Minho rolled his eyes, “Oh great, we came all the way here and he’s stuttering” he mumbled before being elbowed in the stomach by Jisung.

“Huh?” You responded, Hyunjin quickly got on his feet to back you up.

“She doesn’t need a date”

Jisung chuckled as he pulled Hyunjin aside, “Look Chan is stuttering. And with his cocky ass, that’s a first '' Jisung grabs Hyunjin’s shirt to drag him away and finds himself at loss before Minho could carry him over his shoulder.

“Let’s go, little guy” Minho says and Hyunjin looks back at you. “SAVE ME Y/N SAVE MEEEEE”

You simply laughed at the sight. Drama llama.

The whole scene took your mind off of the nervous boy in front of you. Shoulders hunched and out of breath, he took his hand out as if to ask ‘Can you hold it?’

“Chan, if you want to go on a date-”

“Yes!” He panted out before shaking his head in disappointment and whispering, “Please”

He covered his eyes as if he didn’t want to see you, his heartbeat slowly recovering as he finally got to courage to ask “Will you go out on a date with me?”

“Do you even know who you’re talking to?” You asked, your hands flattening on top of his to remove them from his face.

“Eeek!” He shrieked, making an attempt to cover his face again before you could stop him.

“Are you okay?!” You asked in concern, letting go of your grasp on him

“Will you go on a date with me?” He asked quickly. You could feel his heartbeat pace faster and faster through his chest. The heaves of breaths pass his lips to hit yours and you find yourself in the unknown on how to respond.

“Yes?”

“Great” He responded with a smile, pointing a finger at you before dashing off.

“Chan!! Chan!!!”

You crouch down to pick up the large swim bag. “You forgot your stuff”

»»————-　♡　————-««

A couple days later, you find yourself applying your sister’s makeup as you get ready for your date with Chan. Sure, you’re nervous. You’re about to go out with the hottest Senior at your school and you can’t help but to wonder if he’ll be as cocky as the guy that you heard about all the time.

“Oh, Bang Chan he’s a player”

“He’s a total flirt”

“Have you seen his abs? He’s totally working out for the girls”

Does he work out for the girls? Is he just a player? You couldn’t help but to ask yourself if you were being played.

When the front door bell rang you had no time to come to an answer. “Coming!” You said, doing some finishing touches and running to the door.

You took a deep breath. It’s just a first date right? But it was not only you and Chan’s first date, it was your first date. It was like a new entry in social life.

Opening the door was like a brand new face of light. Despite it being the afternoon, Chan smiled brighter than the sun. A hand met the door rail and he leaned in closer to you. “Ready?” he asked.

“Yeah! Let me just grab my bag.”

When you two got into the car, he opened the door for you and you smiled at him as if to say ‘Thank you’

“Where are we going?” You ask excitingly as he drives off.

Taking your hand in his, he winks at you after saying “You’ll see”

»»————-　♡　————-««

“No way,” Chan said, crossing his arms as he stared at the large amusement ride in front of you.

“Oh come on!! It’s just a ride” You said, nudging your shoulder on his side. You have never been to a carnival ride before. Typically you’d go with your family and you’d beg to go on the rides but they would never let you because of your health.

But what did you think of that? Bullshit. Finally you’re with a guy who is completely unaware about you, someone who treats you like a normal person without overdoing it.

“Channie~” You smirked, standing tall in front of him as you pointed at the ride. “Don’t be a baby, just go on the ride”

Chan’s eyes narrowed down on you as he took your hand, legs practically stomping on the ground as he walked to the line. “I am not a baby!” He pouted.

That was before the constant screaming and grabbing of your jacket. Chan didn’t let go of you the entire ride. With every dip and turn he’d throw his entire weight on you causing you to get stuck in the corner of the seat. “Chan, get off me!” You exclaimed as he clinged onto you.

“No.. no Y/N I think I’m seriously gonna- AHHHH” He exclaimed as the roller coaster went down its biggest dip.

Once the ride was finished Chan got off from his seat, dusting his knees. “Hey, we should go on that again”

You could only laugh at his response, “We should, it seemed like you really enjoyed it” you replied sarcastically.

And at that point it came to some awkward silence, where you didn’t know what to say and neither did he. Words weren’t necessary at this point because when Chan took your hand in his again you were left breathless. “Let’s get something to eat,” He said before taking you to the food court.

There you two debated over hot dogs or burgers. The two of you basically robbed the food stand as you ordered everything on the menu and settled down at one of the tables.

“C-chan you have a little something” You said, gesturing at the bit of ketchup from his hotdog that smeared his bottom lip.

“Oh do I?” His australian accent peaked as he made multiple tries to get the sauce off but failed.

“Here, let me get it” You said, leaning across the table to wipe the ketchup off his lip with the napkin.

If you got any closer, Chan swore his heart would’ve jumped out of his chest. It was already on a loop. Faster than the pace of a jump-rope, hopping and popping and “jopping”, but when you pulled back it suddenly died down.

“Thanks” he nervously smiled before taking another bite at his snack.

“Yeah for sure” You smiled back, looking around in awe as the sun went down and the carnival lights started to turn on.

He couldn’t even focus on his meal. He was so in love with the view. Not the lights that were brought to life, nor the sky that turned shades of pink and purples. The girl in front of him. She was beautiful.

“Chan! Let’s go play that game!” You said, jumping out of your seat and dragging him out of the food area.

You and another girl held your straws in your hand before you could competitively eye each other. “GO!” The lady said.

Before you knew it you were huffing and puffing into your straw, blowing to watch your rubber ducky go down the river. Chan occasionally threw words of encouragement as you went down the game, and once you were close to the end he sang “Rubber ducky you’re the one-”

“And she wins!” The lady interrupted as your rubber ducky passed the finish line.

“I did it!” You smiled at Chan as the lady handed you a koala plushie. Once you were off, Chan intertwined his fingers with yours before walking you to his car.

“Did you have fun?” He asked, watching as you looked back at the Carnival lights.

“Yes..thank you so much Chan” you replied with a giggle before he could open the door for you.

“Good, because there’s one last place I want to take you.”

When Chan said those words, you thought he would take you to dinner- or maybe the park or the movies. Never did you expect for him to take you to your school’s swimming pool.

“Chan, what are we doing here?” You ask as he unlocks the door to the gym.

“I wanted to take you here. I don’t know.. I always told myself that if I took a girl out on a date I would bring her here. It’s like my second home you know?”

“Yeah, I get it” You followed him to the pool as he sat down on the edge, taking off his shoes and dipping his feet inside. Doing the same, you sat down next to him as you watched the shallow waters.

This time around, it didn’t feel awkward. Not knowing what to say or what to do. Just having him next to you made you feel as good as you have ever felt.

“Hey,” Chan said, watching as you stared down at the pool anxiously.

The second you turned your head, Chan splashed water to your face- instant betrayal.

“Hey!” You pouted with a laugh as your hand went to swap more water at him. It went on like this for a few seconds until Chan kicked so much water at you that you were practically drenched.

“Chan, Chan stop” you pleaded, your hands flying in front of your face to avoid more water coming at you. The second he stopped, you pushed him down the pool, watching him fall into the very bottom and laughing at the dancing movements he made.

Then it became a sudden worry. He went so deep into the water you couldn’t even spot him. “Chan?? Chan..CHAN!” You yelped as he pulled you down into the water with him.

Your head didn’t touch the water but you were screaming for help- hands flying everywhere and legs kicking with no use. Your hands grabbed at Chan’s shoulders as he giggled at your response before you could scream “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!”

“YOU DON’T?!!” Chan exclaimed before he could get a grasp on your waist, holding you tight against his chest as you buried your head into the crook of his neck.

His arm found itself at the edge of the pool so he could float comfortably and he reassured you that you were safe. Chan had been through this before. So many skits of paying the lifeguard or kid savior, but this time it felt different. He felt excited, thrilled even to be in a pool that he had spent most of his life in.

You on the other hand felt calm. Tranquil and peaceful in contrast to the beating heart that was banging against your chest.

“Are you okay now?” Chan asked, his hand going to brush your wet hair away from your face.

“Yeah, I’m perfect” You said before leaning closer to him. Feeling his plump lips part against yours, Chan pressed you closer to him and at last your lips meet.

Perfect you said, perfect was the word to use when you were with Bang Chan. Amazing. Spectacular. Absolutely astonishing. Any other adjective that could relate to the last three.

His heart is beating out of his chest and yours is as calm as it has ever been.

Is this what it feels like to fall in love?

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