I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times

(context: in apotheosis episode 11, charlie and grizzly rolled d4s. if the numbers matched, their characters would have sex. the numbers matched. in the rolled for that episode, they did the same thing with a bunch of other character pairings)

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

[grefgor voice] my prince, slimecicle caught ‘fagging it up’ at the club my prince, more like cuntcicle my prince

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

People think being self aware cancels out mental illness. That when you realise your thoughts or behaviours are irrational you just stop having/doing them

Instead what happens if you're extremely self aware and mentally ill is that you just think in a resigned kind of way "I'm being really fucking crazy right now" while being very loudly mentally ill

Sometimes you are able to tell the people around you "oh, you can ignore me rn. I'm just being extremely mentally ill rn. It will eventually pass" and then continue your erratic behaviour. But mostly it's just privately thinking: "well this is embarrassing but I can't turn it off so just gotta deal with it I guess."

It's infuriating honestly

While standing in line trying to get some food in the southern Gaza Strip, he yelled at the journalist Fakri Ibrahim, saying: 'Send this picture to Israel and the world.'

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

strong contender for best book cover

I made something

Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake