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Soup Kitchens and Runaway Ghosts
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Dani let out a breath of relief. Danny’s injuries were all accounted for, and now he’s fast asleep on the makeshift bed that she made out of cardboard and scratchy cloth that is... semi-clean. There were still bandages that Jazz threw in a backpack that she packed for Danny before Dani flew as fast as she could out of their house, clutching onto Danny as hard as she could until she knew that they were safe and away from his parents and the GIW.
An old, abandoned apartment that seemed haunted (but not really) was the best place she could take them.
But with only clothes and bandages for Danny in the backpack, there wasn’t any food. She took a look outside, and deemed it still early for a few soup kitchens to still be open, especially for dinner.
So, she leaned down, patting Danny’s head, whispering how she’ll be back as soon as she could. She’ll just get some food for Danny and her to eat. She took her own pack, filled with ice-cream containers and plastic spoons that she’s collected over the months she went travelling.
Then, turning invisible, she flew out of the abandoned apartment building.
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- Okay, so, what happens is that Jason runs a soup kitchen. He’s still Red Hood, and the people helping him run the kitchen are his Goons. But his Goons have no idea that Jason is Red Hood. They just think that Jason is someone Red Hood wants to help, and the Goons love helping the dude. Not just because he’s good at cooking, but because they actually feel like they’re doing something good when they help.
- There’s always a new face coming into the soup kitchen, new kids that ran away from toxic home environments, people who lost their jobs and became desperate, families who are trying to get by...
- Then, Jason felt a chill run down his back and the Lazarus Madness in his mind hiding away where Jason couldn’t feel it. He looked around to what could have caused that reaction, and locks his eyes on his black-haired, blue-eyed child carrying ice-cream containers asking one of his Goons, Bill, if he could fill it up.
- Bill doesn’t ask questions. He told all of his Goons that are working in this kitchen to never ask questions when someone asks for more, or to bring some home. Just do it.
- She doesn’t eat in the dining area that Jason set up, instead tucks away the sealed soup and bread, and some eggrolls Jason taught his goons to make, and walked out of the place.
- The Lazarus Madness then returned, though still dulled and almost whining in annoyance in his mind.
- Shaking his head, Jason walked in to replace the empty pot of soup for a new one. Then, he turned to Bill to take care of the place, saying he needed to report to Red Hood something.
- “Is it the kid with the containers earlier?” he asked.
- “Yeah,” Jason just decided to reply. “I just have a... feeling.”
- Bill frowned and told Jason that he got it from here.
- Jason went out back, opened his security cameras to locate where the kid went. But, when he went to the time the kid walked out of the door, it was like she just disappeared into thin air! Jason wondered what was with the girl that caused the Lazarus Madness to crawl into near inexistence to the back of his mind.
- But Jason decided that he’ll look more into it later.
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- The young girl shows up a the next day. This time, not only does she ask for the containers to be filled, she even asks for her water bottles to be filled with drinking water because the water jugs that were brought out were empty.
- Interestingly, the girl seemed more tense in front of Jason, squirming where she was standing and trying hard not to stare at Jason, looking away when Jason directs his gaze to her.
- Does she also feel how she’s pushing away the Lazarus?
- A question for another time. He had food to give out.
- This time, Jason and Bill were switched. Bill, his faithful student in the art of cooking, is in the kitchen cooking up more soup while all the other Goons were putting together some ham and cheese sandwiches. And Jason with some of the other goons were giving out the food.
- Jason calls for one of the other goons to change the empty water jugs with new ones while he fills her containers with soup, one container with some rice porridge, and another one with the sandwiches his goons put together. He gave enough that could be eaten for two people.
- When Jason sees the state of the little girl’s water bottles (it’s the plastic water bottles, and it’s all crinkled up like paper), Jason tells the little girl to wait and goes to the back kitchen (noticing when he looks back how the girl relaxes as he leaves) to get one of his water bottles that he stole from Bruce that he wasn’t using. It was big, enough to be filled with four glasses of water.
- Jason could always steal another one. Not like Bruce was using them anyways.
- So, after washing the bottle, he steps back out, refills the bottle, and gives it to the little girl. Her eyes widen, letting out an excited gasp, seeming to forget how tense she was in his presence.
- “I can have this?!” her eyes were sparkling towards him, and Jason couldn’t help but let out a little laugh.
- “Yeah! I have plenty more where that came from.”
- The little girl stuffed the containers in her bags, and the water bottle last. Then, she gently brought her pack over her shoulder.
- With a grin towards Jason, she said, “Thanks Mister!”
- With a huff, Jason says, “Just call me Jason.”
- Repeating his name and thanking him again, the little girl was out of the soup kitchen.
- Checking the security feeds again, she disappeared into thin air just like last time. There is seriously no trace of her walking out the moment she exited at the same time as other kids. Either she’s really good at stealth and misdirection, or she’s a meta.
- Jason wouldn’t be surprised if she were one.
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- For the next 3 days, the little girl keeps coming back with newly washed containers, and even comes over during brunch times.
- But Jason notices how she’s getting more anxious as the days went by. So, on the 6th day she came over, Jason pulls her aside and asks her if there was something wrong.
- The little girl starts crying then and there. She has a kinda-brother, kinda-cousin who’s hurt from his parents hurting him, and he’s had a fever that won’t go down. She doesn’t know what to do, and none of the fever medicine she stole from the drug stores were working, and she tried getting the antibiotic ointment but Danny, her brother-cousin’s name, wasn’t getting better at all.
- Jason calmed the girl down. Bill, his most trusted Goon, said that he’ll man the kitchen. Jason should go help the girl.
- And Jason gathers some things that would most definitely be useful for some emergency first aid. Judging by what the little girl told him, this Danny would need to be brought to Leslie.
- Before they leave, Jason asks the little girl her name.
- “Danielle, but everyone calls me Dani, with an ‘I’.”
- “Does Danny call you that, too?”
- “We think it’s funny.”
- Jason is brought to a nearby abandoned apartment. On some ratty bed and covered by some blanket that was definitely stolen, lays a teenage boy whose breath was stuttering as he breathes. There was a cooling pad over the kid’s head.
- He ran up to the kid, and gasps when he feels the Lazarus Madness completely vanish from his mind.
- He ignores that for now, peeling off the blanket to take a look over Danny, who was sweating through his clothes.
- “Where is he hurt?” Jason asks.
- Dani tells him he’s hurt badly on his back and chest. He removes the shirt. The bandages were wrapped clumsily, but covered all the important parts.
- The important parts being wounds as if he was blasted by a ray gun, and cuts on his torso as if he was being dissected. A vivisection.
- “His parents were scientists,” Dani said from behind him. Jason turned towards her, and this time her eyes were glowing a familiar shade of green. He’s seen it many times in his reflection, but seeing it on another person made goosebumps rise on his arms. “I... I could explain what’s going on, but Danny can’t go back to his parents... Because his parents aren’t the only people who are after him... They’re probably after me, too.”
- “I don’t need you to explain to me,” he said, bringing out his things to perform emergency first aid. “But we need to bring Danny to someone who could heal him better, alright?”
- “No hospitals... he... his blood isn’t... normal...” she said, wringing her wrist with her hand, face scrunched up as if she doesn’t know what’s okay to tell him.
- Jason pursed his lips. He could... call in for one of his favors with someone the Red Hood knows. They’d ask for nothing except to repay him.
- So, Jason tells Dani to wait for him here. Don’t answer the door for anyone, because Jason will be coming in through the window to pick them up. He tells Dani to fix up their things, and to prepare because they were taking Danny to a friend of his who wouldn’t ask any questions no matter what he saw.
- Once he was out, and after feeling the Lazarus filling his mind up again with a vengeance, he calls Bill, telling him that he’s leaving the cleanup of the kitchen to him and the others. And that he’s also going to Red Hood for some help. Bill, who had also grown fond of the little girl who he shared his Stolen Femurs story with, was worried but told him to stay safe, and to keep the kid safe.
- After hanging up, he changes into his Red Hood gear, calls his illegal doctor, and drives his Hoodmobile (lovingly named by Dick - 9 years old at heart - Grayson) to the apartment where Dani and Danny were staying. But he also found some suspicious White Van, and some people in white suits holding... blaster guns? Those are definitely blaster guns. They were probably the ones who hurt Danny, then.
- Red Hood parked his car in a location he would easily be able to get into, and scaled the apartment to the floor Dani hid her and Danny in. He knocked on the window, lifting his helmet up a little to show his domino-mask-less face. He put it back on as he went inside. Just like he told Dani to do, all of their things were fixed. By the panic on Dani’s face, she knows about the suspicious people.
- “I can carry Danny out of here without being seen,” she said. “But me and Danny could easily be tracked by them because of what we are... But I can be quick. I promise!”
- Dani didn’t even wait for his reply, something green shined in her hands, and she easily picked up the kid, easily floated into the air, and easily turned invisible.
- “So that’s how you managed to disappear from my cams,” he said.
- He couldn’t see her, but he could tell that she was grinning. He took their packs and scaled down the walls.
- But just as he landed, a blaster gun was pointed at his face.
- “Can I help you gentlemen?” he asked the men in white.
- One of them was holding some kind of gadget that was rapidly beeping when pointed at Jason’s direction.
- “There are three ghosts in our current location,” the one holding the gadget said, staring pointedly towards Jason.
- “Well, that’s just rude,” he said, because he’s more of a zombie than a ghost, and immediately punched the one pointing the blaster in his face. He disarmed him, grabbed the blaster for himself, and disarmed the other men in white whipping out their own blaster guns. With every shot, a blaster was destroyed. And when Jason accidentally hit a pole, that pole had a melted hole, creaked, and fell to the ground.
- The blasters were stronger than Jason thought, and he was wondering how Danny survived such a thing. He took out a smoke bomb and through it to the ground, using the smoke to get to his Hoodmobile. (God, he hates that name.)
- Once he was in the driver’s seat, he dropped the packs beside him and called for Dani. “You guys in here?”
- “y-yeah! We’re in the back!” she said, letting go of the invisibility. Danny’s head laid on her lap, but his breathing seemed to be getting worse.
- “They’re this way!”
- “Shit.”
- Jason starts the car and starts driving.
- The Hoodmobile is breaking every traffic law known to man, but so were the men in white’s van, which also had some built in blasters Jason knew Tim and Batman would secretly drool over. The vans seemed to multiply the more corners he turned.
- These men in white don’t seem to care about property damage, either. Or about civilians being affected or injured by the consequences of their blasts.
- Thankfully it was night, and Jason was calling for Oracle to respond.
- “Hood, who are the people chasing you?”
- “No idea, but they pointed some blaster to my face. Called me a ghost with some gadget they use to track for some,” he said. “No matter where I go, they seem to be able to track me because of what I am.” He was using Dani’s explanation for this. He cursed and turned a hard left to avoid hitting a civilian. “I don’t know what the range for the gadget is, but I need you to disable it so I could get somewhere safe.”
- “On it,” Oracle said. But a few seconds of swerving around the road later, he heard Oracle curse.
- “What is it?”
- “Their tech is all protected by something. No matter how much I hack into them, a newer code just keeps coming in to stop me.”
- “Can you fry their systems?” Jason asked.
- “...I could,” said Oracle. “But we’d never get the information we need form them. Are you okay with that?”
- Jason snorted. “You know how I get my information,” he said, jokingly. “You Bats and your fancy technology got nothing on threatening people with guns.”
- With a huff, Oracle began typing rapidly on her computer. And, in 5 beautiful seconds, the Vans all screeched to a stop as the technology in their vehicle fizzles and pops in tiny explosions.
- Jason threw some smoke bombs outside his window, and broke even more traffic laws driving to the outskirts of Gotham.
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#dc x dp#dp x dc#jason todd#dani fenton#danny fenton#danny phantom#that moment where you reread gilbirda's posts and read Jason Todd's love language being food and acts of service and BOOM! IDEA!#But I just wanted to focus on the soup kitchen#Instead it turned into some sci-fi action-y kind of thing#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD#I love the Hoodmobile#I like to imagine it looking like Doc from Cars but Red and full of scratches that makes Jason cry#It has an engine that could go 500 miles an hour that Jason stole from Tim#ANYWAYS#Damn this got long XD#Thanks for reading!!! <3#Edit:I forgot Babs!!!#barbara gordon
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<Dad where are you? I have something for you>
Charlie sent the text wondering where her dad could be this late at night. Maybe he decided to sleep at the Palace? He wasn’t answering his door at the hotel.
Lucifer grumbled as his phone went off not really wanting to untangle himself from Alastor or leave his room he was comfortable .
That was until he read the text , “shit!” Sitting up quickly trying to think of way out of this.
[ Hey! Bitch! Sorry, was busy doing work stuff give me a few I’ll be right there!]
“Be right back… “ he whispered to Al and opened a portal to the palace . This might drain his magic for a bit but it’ll at least help him save face .
Quickly trying to make it look like he had been busy in his study and not half asleep in a certain radio demon’s arms , he teleported from the palace to the hotel lobby with a swirl of red and gold magic .
“Charlie ?”
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cont. @oncforallxbroccoli
[ carmine eyes twitch before narrowing. “shut it!” he itches to tug at the collar of his shirt but refuses to draw further attention to his own sweat. no, he wasn’t suddenly self conscious to the fact that his black gym shirt had damp sweat marks down his back and neck. lies!
“you can’t just go around sniffing people asshat! what my sweat smells like is my business. not yours! got it!” he grumbles as he places one hand on his hip while the other grabs his water bottle. “stupid nerd.” ]
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Estaba comenzando a detestar a los daneses y eso solo le hacía querer escapar de ahí. Lo había pensado mucho, quería volver a sus lugares, no vivir en Winchester pero ahí se encontraban. Una vez que fueron liberados, Finan había hablado con Alfred sobre que hacer y más que esté debía de mantener una apariencia baja para no ser reconocido. Finan y Alfred hablaron con Ragnar, llegando a un acuerdo. Ragnar se aseguraría de que su prostibulo siguiera funcionando como estaba antes, a cambio de que les siguieran proporcionando información pero no podrían ir ninguno de los dos solos. Estaban a cargo de Uhtred y por ende también de Sihtric. La suma de plata que les ofreció fue algo que Finan no pudo negar, con eso y lo que tenía, más que se juntaría en ese año podría tener suficiente para volver a Irlanda a lograr su venganza pero sabía que para Alfred era más difícil ese hecho porque él deseaba lo que Ragnar tenía. Era eso o volver a la prisión, aceptaron al final.
Finan se encontraba afuera observando a los paganos pasar, acompañado por Sihtric porque no lo dejaban ir a ningún lado sin alguien que lo vigilará. “Que dios los bendiga” terminó por persignarse cuando vio a varios paganos pasar, simplemente para lograr que se cabrearán y soltó una risa un tanto ligera cuando se retiraron. Su vista se volteó hacía Sihtric, seguía molestó con este y sin confiar, después de todo lo mantenía hacía él. ¿Quién decía que no podía seguir consiguendo monedas extras? Lo pensó mirando al pagano. @siihtric
#( ╳┊❝ Int: Finan the Agile ❞. )#( ╳┊❝ Pairing: Finan & Sihtric ❞. )#ooc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA weeey; dice que abrirá su changarro ahí xd
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So I bought another CD, and it came in today.
More pictures beneath the cut!
Y'all, this thing is gorgeous.
Here without the thing on the side!
And you see that on the left? It continues under the CD itself!
AND ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CD ART?
IT IS GORGEOUS. I LOVE THE SKETCHES. THEY'RE SO PRETTY.
And then, of course, the inside of the book has so much more art.
And, of course, this - which is the cover of the original edition of the album - reprinted here with comments from the VAs themselves (that I can't translate but! they're there!):
LOOK AT THE HEARTS. AND THE LITTLE ART BUNNY. THEY'RE SO CUTE AND I LOVE THEM.
#musings#bandit#bandit liveblogs#bandit liveblogs anohana#aka i finally have secret base it's mine and i own it#I HAVE WANTED IT FOR TEN YEARS AND NOW IT IS MINE#the irony of getting 10 years after version...literally...ten years later#whoops! xD#...no i did not spend $50 on this amazon just hid this version under the original#it's the same cd they just ran a reprint of it with different album art it looks like#I DID MY RESEARCH TO MAKE SURE#also i bought the last one but the vendor says they should get more in stock soon? so idk#ANYWAY IT'S MINE NOW#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I was in a school event, and while waiting in the middle of a line, I was reading LCF. And then a classmate touched the screen. I was hoing wtf wtf in my head because before deciding to read TCF, I was on AO3. Classmate asked the title, and I showed him.
#I HOPE HE DIDNT SEE XD#This is why you dont read in piblic with high brightness and little to no awareness of the place#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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bc idk it hit me as a song for me wrt to my parental f/os right now lol
#kickass mom#mustard tag tbd#(maybe something like silly badass dad? xD;)#anyways i have been on a THING rn wanting to have parental figure to turn to hahahahahahaha;;;;;;;#Spotify
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til that ALL MY COUSINS ON MY DAD’S SIDE ARE QUEER
istg there must be something fruity in our genes, cuz what’s the fuckin chance that out of the five of us there’s not a SINGLE cishet. that’s just fucking impressive tbh
and like. including my (step)sisters and cousins on my mum’s side. SEVENTY FUCKING PERCENT OF US ARE QUEER. i have one straight sister and two straight cousins, ALL THE REST OF US ARE QUEER
#ffs tho i was impressed when i thought it was 50%#i thought it was cool that out of me and my sisters we were 2:1#and my cousin was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U THINK THATS IMPRESSIVE???#MY FAMILY IS FOUR FOR FOUR!!!!!!#like goddamn my other sister better step up and discover she’s queer too. can’t believe we’re losing#well actually. on my mum’s side my uncle’s two kids are (as far as i know) BOTH straight#so technically they’re losing#and my other cousin on that side is queer but he has no siblings so he’s third i guess#anyway pride with my cousin was very fun. good day today xD#(our pride parade isn’t in pride month for… reasons??? i guess???)#we’re both aroace (or well. i’m maybe grey-aroace? idk)#which is pretty fuckin swag. and i had thought THAT was a crazy coincidence#little did i fucking know#and ALSO they’re nonbinary!!! which i just learned!!!#fuckin wild!#jx.txt
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Gotta spend 7 more days here (counting today) it’s gonna be hell I fucking hate it here so much
#tension is probably gonna be raw between my dad and me I probably shouldn’t have talked about him at all!! ^^#Lol I got myself into a mess all because I tried to be open about my trauma#Hahahahahahaha I’m gonna stab a bitch in the throat sooner or later :3c#XD I fucking hate it here I hate it so much I hate it all I can fucking feel is numbness anger and sadness#every single time I try and break away from them they continually try to pull me back#I hate it so much
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which aesthetic color are you?
oxblood
You are fearless, honest, and you stick to your guns. You pride yourself on your honesty, and on being true to your values even in difficult situations. Others admire your grit, and those who can handle it appreciate your bluntness. Your friendships are ride-or-die, and your loved ones would destroy the goddamn sun for you. To put it simply: you're lowkey punk. Just remember that softness is not the same as weakness, and that it's ok to be a little more forgiving-- toward others, but also toward yourself.
Tagged by: @flashgotthis - thank you!
#★ Boring! A human talking. ★ | OOC#anime tw#tried to pick an icon witha close color as background xD shoulda been a dark red but oh well; close enough!#fearless? yes#sticking to her guns (what does that even mean)? probably also a yes#honest though; hahahahahahaha good joke
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HELLOOO!!! I really love how you designed Hermes a lot!!! He looks so mysterious and somebody you wouldn't want to cross with when trading lol. Idk how to ask this properly but what made you want him to be cover in shadows? Like is just for fashion sense/choice or is there headcanons/lore for this? If you domt know how to answer this thats fine Im just here just enjoying your design so much [insert Hermes laugh] hahahahahahaha!! ^o^
HELLOOO!!! :D
So I use a lot of different factors for inspiration when designing the Greek gods. For Hermes, I really wanted to highlight his role as the god of thievery and travelers, which I think is such an interesting aspect of his character. He reflects what it means to be a pilgrim but also an outlaw in the wilderness. He is pretty much the personification of the stranger you meet across the street. But he is also the stranger who asks you for hospitality and refuge, and he is the host and protector of the home from thieves and burglars. He is the coin and he is BOTH sides!
My first step was to make him look like a traveler with a coat and hat. AND I LOOOOOVE characters that have a simple body silhouette with a big wide hat. Snufkin from Moomin and even La Muerte from The Book of Life were huge inspirations!
However, I initially designed him without a shadow, so he had a face and all, and I drew him with different hairstyles and even experimented with whether he was going to have wings on his head or not. Like this! Here are some dumb scrapped sketches XD
But I also really liked how the Epic fandom pretty much unanimously decided that Hermes' eyes were always covered with a shadow. So I started to just fill in the shadow like in the final design. And that helped reinforce the idea of him being "the stranger." You don't know who it is until you come up close!
One thing, though, that I am a little bit bummed about with his design is that it doesn't really fit the vibe of the song "Wouldn't You Like." Yeah, he does bring out the same energy with his creepy smile, but oh well! I do have some ideas that he may "flash" himself and even remove his hat, because if he's gonna dance...? That hat will fly off!!
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Thoughts I had during TGCF Season 1 the Recap!
Basically, I recap the First Season of TGCF with my reactions, before my Season 2 binge watch!
Ep 1
-Don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… *Bride gets snatched* Okay, maybe you should’ve gone out there.
-Right after XL ascends, Lan Hai and Qing Tao then go, “Huh, Who is that?” Then everybody yells at them, “PRINCE XIE LIAN!”
-So much Property Damage…
-Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
-Fu Yao, *Is sarcastic and rolls his eyes* Basically me: He’s just like me fr!!!
-Hehehehehehe Dick joke XD
-Sees Bride!XL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m Sorry XD!
-Yeah right a few alterations, she totally fixed his make up calling it.
-*Sees Bridesmaids NF and FY like* W H E E E Z E XD XD XD XD
-So that’s how he was able to last longer than the previous bride
-Pass me the Aux cord! You better not be playing mainstream garbage! *Turns on One Flower and One Sword and vibes like there’s no tomorrow*!
-I now pronounce you both husband and husband! You may now kiss the gro- I mean, bride!
Ep 2
-Honey, He looks a little too good looking to be the Ghost groom
-That temple looks abandoned, and the animation camera for walking inside
-There’s the ugly mob
-Hehe Xie Lian’s aggressive kindness
-When the mob scooched away from Bride!Lian I freaking lost it XDXDXDXD
-And Nan Feng and Fu Yao inch away instead of defending him!
W H E E Z E!
-The fact they both agreed to not explain anything XD!
-Xiao Ying is a real friend
-And hurting the injured is a real low for the mob
-They have enraged the ghost groom
-KO! Flawless victory!
-Zombie brides!
Ep 3
-Didn’t know it a zombie apocalypse happened in Ancient Feudal China (I need to brush up on my history)
-Welp, now they’re grateful
-Wait a minute, he was an acrobat??? Xie Lian Pre 3 ascension life spinoff when??? (That’ll prolly never happen)
-Man here comes the Bride Pun count: 3
-Now that is an Azula level breakdown
-They are not merciful with the body count in this whole series
-Woah saved by literal divine intervention
-Geez, Pei Ming this is why we don’t Ghost our Exes, Pun Count: 4
-Man, Xuan Ji, maybe you should’ve heard of the phrase, “Plenty of Fish in the sea”
-The way Xie Lian blinked when he realized he was still in the wedding dress XD!
-Restoring faith in Ming Guang
-Oh no Trauma
Ep 4
-He’s so distraught he couldn’t follow
-The telepathic matrix, is basically the world’s first discord server
-Thank you Ling Wen
-Aw he likes Hua Cheng’s name!
-That explains the fall of Xianle and the Moldy Face Plague
-Let’s be honest, Bai Wuxiang is totally responsible for Covid-19
-Woah Hua Cheng has made his mark on Heaven
-Aww he thinks the Butterflies are beautiful!
-Honestly, smart move Mu Qing and Feng Xin
-Oh she is so burnt out
-Yeah, who was the Prince of Xianle anyway?
-WHY IS EVERYBODY’S EYELINER GAME SO ON POINT?!?!?!?!
Ep 5
-The way he blew off that maple leaf
-Oooh that subtle hinting later on and symbolism with Xie Lian
-The way he moved in closer *fangirls like no tomorrow*
-I freaking love the instrumental version of Hong Jue
-Is he touched starved? He is touch starved
-I love that when San Lang scared the Ghosts shitless they ended up running like no tomorrow, Ghost 1: Book it guys our lives depend on it! Ghost 2: But we’re already dead! Ghost 1: Well it’s just an expression!
-And there was only one bed. Oh my gods there was only one bed!!!
-Aw he caught him staring
-I believe you Ox cart man
-Heck with how popular TGCF is right now, Xie Lian would be worshipped today by fans like us
-His luck did rub off on you and you should take it all Xie Lian
-Welp time to go start the next arc
Ep 6
-Woah, that old man is traumatized
-Of course being a martial god, he has experience in combat. Have you seen him in a sword dual at Yinian bridge? (Subtle Phineas and Ferb quote)
-Yep called it, and the gong noise when the door opened!
-“How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean???”
-Awww look at San Lang’s emo hoodie!
-You know what’s better than one evil Daoist? Two evil Daoists!
-And he drank the whole thing like a boss
-Now Nan Feng’s acting like an NPC from a fantasy video game
-The woman in the teal cloak saw him
-He’s touched starved again!
-Best chemistry ever!
-And after Rouye grabs San Lang and Xie Lian says, “I didn’t mean San Lang”. Rouye goes: “Really? Ok!” And then lets him go, that’s just the hypothetical dialogue I’ve got for the silk band
Ep 7
-It’s official! Xie Lian is shorter than San Lang people!
-I’ve heard of a close knit unit but this is just insane!
-There’s so many people
-Ooooohhh That poor poor general
-SO MANY COBRAS!
-Oh no and 4’s an unlucky number in China
-He is sucking the venom out like a G! Get yourself a man like San Lang people!
-You know we’re all thinking what Xie Lian’s thinking about how he’s going to clean San Lang’s bloodied lips (I’ll let you share your answers in the comment section)
-And Fu Yao’s stuck with merchant sitting
-Really lovely desert travel music!
-Yeah he does know an awful lot
-Uh oh the woman in the black cloak spotted them
Ep 8
-Thank you San Lang for protecting your man like a champ!
-Ooooh cool more Ban Yue lore!
-Ooooh his poor, poor head
-And San Lang’s expression, is worried if he hurt him, but it worked!
-Yeah but our faces don’t stick out of the ground like a fresh tater!
-Aw no they’re gonna need sacrifices
-Zhao’s fight response kicked in
-Eeenie meanie meinie that kid (probably Kemo)
-“Sully not thine honor on innocent blood” That almost sounded like a bible quote…?
-Dude Xie Lian was royalty
-Trust fall! (You’ll see next ep peeps!)
-Oh and Xie Lian’s scream! Kind of needed more raw emotion though
Ep 9
-He’s gonna jump into the pit, he’s jumping into the pit, he jumped into the
-Xie Lian’s like: Well I am going down there, but I won’t go down alone!
-The pit’s entrance is sealed!
-Trust fall! TRUST FALL!
-He touched his throat!
-There’s your answer Xie Lian
-Dance fight! Dance fight!
-You’re just gonna excuse the mass murder San Lang committed in the pit?????
-Let me just find somewhere that isn’t covered in blood
-Oh yeah you’re grateful for San Lang carrying you
-The faces they made when he called them out for jumping into the pit XD Xie Lian’s eyes are wide and blank while San Lan has a cat face! XDXDXDXDXD
-She came down!
Ep 10
-She saw Xie Lian and San Lang
-So many fallen Ban Yue soldiers
-Hi Fu Yao
-I wasn’t kidding when I said Fu Yao isn’t great at crowd control
-Thank you Fu Yao
-She’s holding his hand and he’s patting her head my freaking heart!!!!
-Oh No! Vomit trigger warning for this episode people
-Xie Lian raised her more than her Yong’An father did (and to some extent her late mother)
-It was still a good choice after all Xie Lian
-Take it easy with the ‘Bad Cop’ routine Fu Yao
-Oh no a scorpion snake
-Well that’s bad
Ep 11
-Aiaigasa! It’s Aiaigasa again folks AAAAAHHH!!!!
-Scorpion tailed cobras why’d they have to be Scorpion tailed Cobras?!?!?!?!?
-That explains the sandstorm
-Ooooh Pei Xiu army backstory
-Ugh Classist general
-No Ban Yue!!!! She was so young!!! T - T
-Yeah where will Xie Lian go from here?
-Oooh Yizhen got name dropped too!
-Uncle Jiang is cured!
-And the way he’s running away from the duo XDXDXD!
-Here’s why Fu Yao left early, as they healed Uncle Jiang he contacted Nan Feng through the telepathic array and Fu Yao’s reason is: Come on, you know how horrifying his highness’ cooking can be. This is just my theory, and I’d love to hear your possible ones in the comments!
-And the way Hua Cheng moved in closer and just preferred to be called ‘San Lang’ my freaking heart!!!
Ep 12
-We are back in Puqi village folks
-I freaking love how Xie Lian says ‘The Crimson Rain Sought Flower’ Howard Wang’s voice could act as my new sleeping aid
-Oh yeah San Lang does treasure you dude
-Ban Yue deserves all the head pats!!!!
-Ban Yue, I think you should keep living despite all the mistakes you’ve made… other than that I also don’t know the answer like Xie Lian
-Aww Xie Lian will love him no matter if he’s hideous or a monster he really does have the best standards!
-Awwww He’s hot when he’s mad!
-Another Reason why Hualian works so well is that San Lang also Respects! Xie Lian’s! Boundaries (Yep still not getting involved with the Helluva Boss drama folks)
-It’s official! That looks like an engagement ring people!
-Dude pass me the Aux cord! Ya better not be playing mainstream garbage *Puts on Hong Jue at full blast and vibes like no tomorrow!*
-It’s like they’re running towards each other AAAAAHHH!!!
-Welp, see you guys later for Season 2!
Season 2! Here I come!!!!
#my post#My reaction#episode reaction#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#season recap#Tgcf season 1#xie lian#hua cheng#san lang#hualian#nan feng#fu yao#pei xiu#ban yue#ling wen
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God, I just want to add in to "Orpheus being an overprotective brother" pile here 🤣
Imagine that like one scene where everyone seems to be running from Nightmare in the forest area and Nightmare is just gunning for Norton.
Now imagine this from Norton's perspective when the gigantic bird plague doc monster starts speaking in a loud, garbled voice directly to you "I pAId yOu To kEeP aN eYe On THe jOuRnaLIst, noT seDucE mY SIStEr!"
"Ah- ... Wait excuse me?"
"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!"
(lol maybe this why Orpheus beat Norton to a bloody pulp in the Da Capo video 😂 /j)
When you're trying to hide the fact that you're the mastermind behind the hunting games, but you can't help but glare and tap your pointer finger against the table in agitation at the prospector you hired sitting across the table when he and your sister are low key flirting while they are discussing something. (Poor Melly is just confused at this point XD)
I apologize for cursing, but hopefully you get what I mean 😅
This practically had me ROLLING in LAUGHTER LOOOOOOOLL IM CRYYYY HAHAHAHAHA
I am STILL dying about the 'I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO SEDUCE HER' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Norton: "I mean, seducing really got me in the most ideal place to keep an eye on her, so you should pay me triple for being brilliant"
Orpheus: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
LOL Melly being this fourth wheel just watching and eating popcorn with her bees LOOOOOOOOL Keeping a score in her notebook of who is landing the best passive aggressive comebacks LOL
"Orpheus vs Norton"
and Alice just exasperated LOL 🤣
LOL you can curse all you like LOL You're so okay 👏👏
This made my NIGHT LOL Thanks for this 🤣👏👏👏
#norton campbell#alice deross#melly plinius#identity v orpheus#idv norton campbell#idv alice deross#idv melly plinius#idv orpheus#identity v norton#idv norton#idv alice#identity v alice#idv melly#identity v melly#identity v entomologist#idv entomologist#identity v prospector#idv prospector#identity v novelist#idv novelist#idv journalist#identity v journalist#identity v#idv#ask#asks#minty speaks#minty answers#THANK YOU FOR THIS#THIS WAS AMAZING LOOOOOL
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These stories, man..... :D
Not the twist I was expecting for Red Riding Hood...
YOOOO, OF ALL THE STORIES THEY COULD'VE ASSIGNED TO DANTE--?!?!
PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
The devs love clowning on Dante and I love them for it
IT'S SO ON-BRAND
And speaking of on-brand,
Inside me are two wolves: One is absolutely LIVID at the fuckin Ghost-Writer or Whatever-the-hell-caused-this-illusion for making Edmond sad and is ready to get into a fist fight about it, and the other is Eiden-levels of distracted by how drop-dead gorgeous Edmond is even when he's sad ♡♡♡
Naw but for real, can we just acknowledge that Eiden's reaction here is especially cute, considering that that's the reaction image they use when Eiden's looking at clan members' event-exclusive outfit?????
BUT EDMOND IS JUST IN HIS NORMAL EVERYDAY OUTFIT????
AND EIDEN'S STILL LIKE "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HOW SEXY HE IS"?!?!?!?!??!?!
Eiden is literally me for realsies, so in love
♡♡♡Edmond♡♡♡
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PICREW CHARACTER DESIGN GAME
Tag game! Was tagged by @uncertainwallflower Thanks buddy!
Rules: Make a couple characters (or just one! as many as you want/have time for) from your WIP. Use whatever Picrew suits the vibe best—just make sure to link it. Tag a couple people to do the same.
I used the same template wallflower did. This one
I overlooked the wip part and just made characters of my favs soooo.
I mean! I do have a fic where all of these characters (minus Bart) are in! And they get bombed by glitter! Thus the glitter, stickers and sparkles on their faces and around them.
I did Tim's twice cuz I didn't notice the throat scar until I was making Jason's but HE HAS A THROAT SCAR NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TITANS TOWER LET'S GOOOOO!!!! JDKFVBEHFEOIJD
Also yeah, skater boy Tim is something I will never give up.
AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FRINGE! JASON HAS THE FRINGE!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR THE WHITE FRINGE I SBHFVHFOEWIL
Also, I headcanon that Jason has a pair of glasses cuz he's a nerd (jk, ik that's stereotyping. I just love the concept of him having glasses cuz- LOOKIT HIM! LOOKIT THAT ADORABLE GORGEOUS BULK OF A BOY! I LOVE HIM!)
And yes, Dickiebird is the sunshine boy and the perfect media picture.
NYEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ALL OF THE BATKIDS HAVE SCARS HA.
DAMIIIIIIIII!!! And that's a Gotham Academy uniform ^^
This kid is a cute kid which tries not to act cute but lookit him. Adowable baby.
Steph has strawberry earrings. If there were crazier earrings, I would have put it, but there isn't. The earrings are a tribute to the fic I wrote about Steph having matchbox earrings called "Everyone Is On Fire In The End" (I've linked it) I love Steph. She's awesome.
And ofc, our perfect but-behind-the-scenes-is-actually-the-one-who-causes-all-the-shenanigans queen. Cass. And obvi she's gonna have a lot of scars.
I was researching which color eyes she had and in the comics so far she has had, blue, green, and brown eyes. So i went with blue cuz... black-haired blue-eyed. Yk?
Alfred!!! I love him. The sassy grandpa butler.
Guess who the one next to Alfred is.
HIMBO BRUCIE WAYNE.
His scars were from when he tried to kiss a Tasmanian Devil on his trip to Australia ✌️❤️✨
This cannot possibly be Batman. The butts are lying.
Bonus: Cute Bart. He got his scars from trying to one-up Tim in skateboarding.
I went on a ramble. I like rambling.
No pressure tags: @sardonic-sprite @tristicorde @wakkoroni @foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego @cygnusdoesthings @mispeltnostalgia @ah0yh0y (turns out, it does exist XD) + whoever else wants to join!!
#quotidian convos#probably should create a separate post for your tag cuz mine is a bit long#but no pressure!#just a suggestion!#picrew character#picrew character tag game#picrew tag game#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batfamily#bart allen#himbo bruce wayne
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