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They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!
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They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!
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They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!
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They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!
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They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!
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What would iDanny be if Jazz didn't get into her wacky problems?
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miohx on twitter
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"I'd stay away from Fenton if I were you"
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Jason Todd + Crop Top | Red Hood: Outlaws #34
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For the art meme…. Jason Todd C5 👁️👁️
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this barbie is a crime lord 💖
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*The Justice League apprehends the Joker*
Joker: So—does Batsy talk about me?
Wonder Woman: Why would he talk about you?
Joker: Why, because I'm his arch nemesis, that's why! His worst enemy! His most dearly detested!
Wonder Woman: You flatter yourself.
Superman: Some mom at a parent-teacher conference once told him that his daughter wouldn't be selectively mute if she wasn't vaccinated. He spends at least an hour each week ranting about that woman.
Wonder Woman: You can only dream of reaching that level of contempt.
Flash: Yeah, last week he spent twenty four minutes just talking about where exactly he was going shove her organic, vegan, sugar-free muffins if she tells him how to "fix" his children one more time.
Green Lantern: Not to mention what he was going to do if her unvaccinated children come anywhere near his immunocompromised son.
Superman: I don't think you come anywhere close to being his worst enemy.
Joker: :(
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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.
It’s a really long time guys.
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Reblog this if you think it’s okay to support multiple different ships for the same character in a fandom.
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i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better
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Correct me if I'm misunderstanding something, but Ra's al Ghul had one (1) fully grown batkid under his roof that was a) cut off from the rest of the bats and the hero community, i.e. the most vulnerable any of them (sans Damian) has ever been or would ever be; b) dead to the world, literally no one was looking for him; c) also had come back to life seemingly without any outside influence, thus potentially immortal even if the chance is really slim; d) was already dunked in the toxic slime, so there are already his non-al-Ghul cooties in the pool.
And he just went 'no, I want a newer, smaller, more unhinged version.'
Meanwhile Jason is high on toxic slime and is tearing someone's arm off in the background.
Like, man.
Ra’s: I want a bat.
The League of Assassins: We have a bat at the base.
And the bat at the base is planning a takeover of Gotham’s criminal underworld and lining his helmet with explosives.
But that ain’t hardcore enough for Ra’s al Ghul.
I mean I can understand where he’s coming from, Tim’s a genius, and the world’s actual greatest detective.
But from a practical standpoint.
A Jason in hand is better than a Robin in the sky, you know what I’m saying?
Can you imagine a ‘Jason Comes Home’ story, but it’s actually Ra’s al Ghul’s soul and mind in Jason’s body trying to gain everyone’s trust and then kidnap Tim, and THEN switch bodies with Tim?
I just feel like Ra’s hadn’t considered all the angles is what I’m trying to say.
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Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…
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Jason Todd in The Three Jokers #2.
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