#FUCKING CACKLING LMAOO
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I bought a linkin park cd today and my mum has already stolen it for her car-
#im cackling#i said she could borrow it but i wasnt expecting her to unwrap it on the same day i bought it and take it with for her evening exercise- 😅#to be fair i currently habe one of het LP cds in my car#sharing is caring (as long as it's linkin park CDs)-#she played lp on my way to my first day at school when i was 5 and i swear down they've been with me ever since#it was Crawling that pkayed when she dropped me off for ref-#ugh i fucking LOVE linkin park#i remember going to uni and having consumed a bottle of shitty wine i proceeded to burst into tears in the muddle of a club#because tyey pkayed Numb like 4 minths after chester's passing#and i was NOT READY#all my band posters have fallen off my walls pretty mych with the passage of time#bit I'll never not have a pucture of Chester within easy view#he's spent like 7 years next to my bathroom door lmao sprry my guy#if im ever brave enough to get a tattoo my first will for sure be lp related#either that or a star in each ankle for my beloved Dougie#dougie deserves a whole separe post tbh#I'd stick amd poke them myself but I've proven time and time again that i absolutely CANNOT draw stars lmaoo#i did stars on books at Christmas amd oof i fekt called out seeing how awful theh wer#npt simething to freehand#so ima gp sit dowm-#edit: clearly i cannot spell i am so sorru#I'm laughing at how autocorrect went '😬😬😬 yeahhhh i ain't getting involved in her dyslexia-' 😅#i can't spell at the best of times much less rn-
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ok listen objectively kisara and dohalim would be a "straight" pairing but listen neither of them r cishet like OBJECTIVELY just look at them. they literally call dohalim "flamboyant" in canon just LOOK at him. theyre not straight. and i am cradling them in my hands.
#speculation nation#i have reached a new level of shipping where im like 'yes this is a m/f pairing no this is not straight'#bi4bi and t4t let's GO#or if not trans then at least gender-nonconforming which DEFINITELY counts. to me.#listen lady knight and flamboyant lord what's not to love here#ngl seeing this late game shit with the two of them is really getting me closer and closer to admitting i like the pairing#the scene where kisara first calls him 'Do'............ ldkfjslkdfjsdf#AND THEN her calling him that in front of the others and Law being like 'Did you just-' b4 Rinwell pushes him along lmaoo#everyone too busy dunking on dohalim to realize kisara actually really really likes him#to be fair she also dunks on him. he made green goop pancakes with his face on them and called it art i think he deserves to be dunked on#also OH GOD THE PANCAKES lksjdflsdjflskdjfslkdjf dohalim pancakes... and he legit put his face on them.#i was fucking cackling#im enjoying wandering around the game in this late-game setting. just a bunch of shenanigans#shionne's max campfire bonding like lskdjflsdkjf alphen get ur brain out of the GUTTER 'do you wanna make something together?' 'w-what?!'#like broooooooooooo but tbh i kinda had that thought too so maybe i cant blame him. it was just the face she made while saying it ok#and then fantasizing about domestic living together... like ok i wouldnt quite say i Ship them but they are very cute. & very canon#BUT ALSOOOOOOO dohalim's max convo slkfjsldkfj drinking together... alphen commenting that it'd be a good time for music...#and on the space ship thing dohalim asking him to support him with leading their peoples... ooughhhhh#i want them to be joint rulers soooooooo badly. They Both Have Two Hands.#i can be a shionne/alphen/dohalim/kisara truther ok. alphen and dohalim have Two Hands#ldkfjsldkfj many thoughts. maaany thoughts. also love dohalim commenting on law's nonexistent love life lksjdflkdjf#'it wouldnt be called the spring of youth without a little storm every now and then' ok old man lmao hes not even old hejust sounds like it#also them finding a wiener (their word choice) recipe & dohalim commenting 'Personally i prefer bologna'#dohalim likes bologna canon. i Knew he was my favorite for a reason.#he likes weird food in general tho. king shit i love him#toarise spoilers/#lots of rambling sldkjflsfj i just love this game
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CLICK HEAR TO HAVE SOME FUN!
#ahahahaha#good for him#this is gold#this is fucking hilarious#lmaoo#i am cackling#hahahahahahaha#leads#preferred#uber
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hot girl shit
syn -> your girls convince you to go out after one too many failed nightstands.
warnings
mention of sex, hina is the dom in the relationship, ran and rindou own a club, attempted drugging, cunnilingus, mating press, emma and draken have a funny relationship, jokes, lengthy fic
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you laid in bed, head resting on your arms as your lower half remained in the air.
the male behind you was still panting, trying to catch his breath.
embarrassing.
the guy had talked a big game on the two man you went on, but obviously couldn't prove it.
he probably nutted twice and you hadn't even gotten half way there.
you jumped lightly as he slapped your ass, before moving on to the bathroom.
you rolled over onto your back, before frowning and picking up your phone.
girls on film !!
[9:26] you : coconut : 2 | me : 0
[9:26pm] em : lmaoo no fucking way
[9:27pm] em : join the ft
[9:28pm] hina : its cs we hyped him up to much..
[9:28pm] zu : literally
[9:29pm] you : hold on i gotta walk him out mmcht.
[9:30pm] em, zu, and hina 'haha'd your message
facetime
3 people active
you join the call as you toss on your sleep shirt, walking out of your room and turning your phone down.
"see ya gorgeous. call me okay?" he winked, making it to your front door.
you offer him a smile, deciding not to respond to that.
god knows you'll never be calling him again.
you closed the door behind him, listening to him walk away before letting out an exhausted sigh.
the girls began cackling from your phone immediately, making you roll your eyes.
"no way he asked you to call him!" emma howled, squeezing her bottle so hard the water began to spray.
you can hear her boyfriend's loud 'emma!' from across the room, making everyone else laugh.
"you better stop making a mess before daddy draken gets mad~" yuzuha snickered, pushing her face into the camera.
you took a seat on your couch, leaning back with a light sigh.
"okay this isn't about us. you alright honey? you want something off uber eats?" yuzuha asked, propping up her camera with a frown.
"a man who can fuck and eat pussy." you grumbled, looking at the camera while batting your eyelashes.
yuzua scratched her temple with a queasy smile, before clearing her throat.
"food babe, not a miracle." yuzuha replied, tucking a hair behind her ear with a smile.
you roll your eyes, before laying on your stomach.
the girls in the call noticed how bummed out your were and stayed silent, before hina spoke up.
"if it makes you feel better, takemichi tried put his thumb in my butt last night." hina said, looking away from the camera embarrassed.
emma started snickering, while yuzuha looked completely shocked.
"no way." you giggled, sitting up to pay attention to the phone.
hina let out a loud sigh before nodding, making emma burst into laughter again.
you could see yuzuha's face leave the camera as she was hunched over, giggling into her side.
"we were getting real into it, and he tried to slip it in. so suddenly we weren't fucking, but fighting." hina groaned in embarrassment.
emma's loud and dramatic laughter didn't make it better as she began banging on the table.
draken makes a comment about nothing ever being that funny.
hina continues to go on and on about her a takemichi having problems in bed while yuzuha buys you food.
eventually, the three of you call it a night and head to sleep.
of course, you decide to stay up a little longer to get off even a little bit.
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the next morning, you woke up to loud bangs on your door.
you groaned, climbing out of bed and walking towards the front door as they continued.
when you swung it open, you were met with the face of emma and her boyfriend, draken.
"told you she was sleeping." draken sighed, gesturing to you still mid stretch.
emma rolled her eyes and grabbed his hand, walking into your home.
"good morning sunshine. we're here to make you breakfast!" emma said giggly.
you recall her briefly mentioning that when she said she could only put up two dollars towards your food.
you told her it hadn't matter, but she still felt bald.
she pulled out a box of pancake mix and a few other breakfast things, and got to work.
"kenny is just here for support, if that's okay?" emma asked, as if the guy didn't already get comfortable on your couch.
"knock yourself out draken. i'm gonna shower." you said, pointing to the bathroom.
he doesn't hesitate to stuff a throw pillow under his head, in his arms, and grab your firestick remote.
you take a bit of a while in the shower, not that the couple minded.
when you were out and dressed, emma had your breakfast on a plate.
draken was knocked out with octonauts playing on the tv.
your turnip clutched in his hand said everything.
you took a seat at the counter and looked at the plate.
chocolate syrup around the plate read ‘sorry he didn’t make you nut’
you rolled your eyes and looked at emma as she took pictures
she giggled, watching as you smeared the words with your thumb and licked it off.
“we should go out to night. find you a good guy.” emma suggested, leaning over the counter while eating her tater tot.
you ponder over it lightly, chewing your food.
“think so? haven’t gone out properly in a while.” you spoke lightly, taking a sip of your juice.
emma nods, already texting the group chat.
by the noticeable amount of pings, you could only assume everyone was awake and in agreement.
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once you finished breakfast, the girls took you shopping.
you bought outfits to wear and a new pair of shoes, along with some beautiful jewelry as a gift.
the necklace had your name on it in cursive, while your earrings were diamond studs.
you told them they didn't have to, but they all chipped in previously to buy it for you.
after the shopping trip, emma suggested getting ready at her house because that's where you all were coming back to after tonight.
she didn't want yuzuha throwing up in hakkai's shoes by accident again.
so now here you were, dressed in emma's spare robe while doing your hair in the vanity.
draken was behind you, pressing your mini dress for you.
the material couldn't have heat touch it directly, and none of you wanted to fuck it up.
thankfully, draken over heard emma's loud ass complaint and offered to do it for you.
you thanked him endlessly, before inviting him out to the club with some of his friends and hopping in the shower.
now here you were, almost ready. now you were just waiting to get in the dress.
you touched up on your lashes and applied just a bit more lip gloss to your lips.
"thank you again ken." you smiled, looking at him through the mirror as he stood to his complete height.
he glanced at you, before holding the dress up with a smile.
"it's cool, don't even worry about it." he replied, before handing you the gorgeous dress.
he steps out the room to give you some privacy, leaving you to the soft music in the back.
sure thing by miguel.
you take the robe off and slip into your mini dress, checking yourself out in your full length mirror.
yuzuha steps into the room with a big smile, lashes done to perfection.
she claimed she didn't wanna put falsies on, because she might put them on taiju again.
yeah, she isn't aloud to get drunk often.
"fuck, you look so good." yuzuha cooed, making kissing noises towards you.
you giggle and push her away, fixing your breasts in the dress.
the two of you begin to take pictures in the mirror, posing with grins.
emma peaks in the room with a smile, tapping the knob lightly.
"you guys look good, but we gotta go before kenny doesn't take our pictures." emma teased, before making her way downstairs.
you slipped into your heels and walk downstairs with yuzuha, holding her hand.
when you made it down, draken was already taking pictures of hina by herself on the couch.
she seen you three out of the corner of her eye, before squealing and making room on the couch for everyone.
"huddle in girls and hurry up. inui's already complaining about his curfew." draken chuckles, waving you over.
you all huddle onto the couch and take pictures with hina, before taking some by yourselves.
once everyone was done and you all had pre-gamed, you pilled into emma's g wagon.
draken was the designated driver, so he got in the drivers seat.
you piled in the back with yuzuha and hina, letting emma get in the front because it was her car.
tonight was gonna be fun.
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by time you reached the club, you could hear rotation by stunna girl blasting from inside.
you showed the bouncer you id's before slipping into the club.
people were already grinding on each other and dancing, drunk as fuck.
you wanted to get like them.
emma must've noticed your gaze, because she places her hand on your shoulder and mouths 'drinks first'.
you nod, following everyone to the bar with a smile.
draken orders a few rounds of shots for you all, including his friends.
you indulge in them, taking a few shots before emma decides to get on the dance floor.
megan thee stallion starts blasting on the speakers, and the dj speaks up.
"if you a hottie, get on the floor!" he yells into the mic.
emma immediately grabs you and drags you onto the floor with yuzuha and hina following behind.
"real hot girl shit!" yuzuha yells, already throwing ass like she has no sense.
you hype her up, before doing the same.
emma knew better, recording and slapping both of your asses.
thank goodness draken was watching over the four of you.
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after standing on the floor for a couple hours, you got tired of throwing ass on some random strangers.
the boys joined you on the floor after a bit, but now you were ready for another drink.
you took a seat at the bar, before raising your hand. "lemme get a papa smurf!" you called, leaning on the counter a bit.
not too long after, the blue drink is slid your way and you smile, shooting the bartender a wink.
you took a sip, relishing in the slightly sweet drink.
it was nice and cold, with just the right amount of ice in it.
"good choice. papa smurf?" someone questioned out of the blue, now joining beside you.
you look over confused, before you recognized him from earlier.
when the megan the stallion song had finished, some other artist starting playing.
he had came up behind you while you were shaking ass, but you hadn't really minded much.
"yeah. thanks." you replied, not really interested in what he had to say.
he was cute, but so not your type. how would you even look at him in bed?
"i'll have a papa smurf." the guy said, mimicking your order.
you had finished yours almost immediately, standing up from your seat with a small sigh.
before you could walk away, you felt your wrist being grabbed.
"hey. i got you another." he informed, holding the drink up to you with a smile.
you glanced at him and the drink, before shooting him a warm smile.
his grip seemed to ease up on you, so you pulled your hand away slowly.
"thanks, but i gotta get back to my girls." you giggled politely, before trying to walk away again.
but his faster.
he snatches you back and suddenly you're in your seat, the blue drink in front of you.
"drink up. it won't take long." he cooed, resting his head on his palm.
before you could curse him out, your chair was spun the other way and the blue drink was no longer in front of you.
but all over the guy.
you got ready to thank draken for the umpteenth time tonight, knowing that was something he would do.
but the voice that came after let you know that that was not your friend's boyfriend.
"next time, how about you try to drug me?" the guy spat, before effectively punching him in his nose.
the music had gotten louder around you, and you could only assume it was the level of the overwhelming feeling you felt.
you felt dizzy, standing to your feet and glancing around you.
why couldn't you see your friends?
"hey. are you okay?" the guy asked worriedly, placing his hands on your shoulders.
he was dressed in a fancy and expensive outfit, suit and tie must've been freshly tailored.
you don't get to respond, because he's already guiding you through the crowd and into an elevator.
you lean onto him for support, frowning big. that was embarrassing, but you had him to thank.
when the elevator stopped, you were guided to a couch and handed a bottle of water.
you took a sip, leaning your head back with a sigh.
"thank you, but where are we? vip?" you questioned, closing your eyes.
"my office, actually. i'm ran, one of the owners of the club." the man said, making you open your eyes and sit up with a start.
the owner of the club had saved you? and he was hot?!
he hand long hair that was pulled into a low bun, strands falling out.
his jacket was off and around you, letting you see his toned body though his shirt a bit.
it also revealed the tattoo that traced half of his body.
"sorry if you're uncomfortable. had to get you out so you could think, but i didn't want you to think you were kicked out." he informed, slightly panicked.
you shoot him a smile, fixing your posture and taking another sip of the water.
"it's okay, thank you. my night is completely ruined though." you sigh, rubbing your temples.
you hear him walk away, then a loud rolling noise started until it stopped in front of you.
he was now sitting in front of you in his chair.
"i'm sorry. how can i help fix that?" ran questioned, tilting his head in a comforting manner.
you snort quietly, before standing up and stretching your tired limbs.
"unless you can get me a guy that can give real good head, it's out of your hands." you shrugged, fixing your dress.
ran chuckles, before leaning back in his seat.
"i don't think it's out of my hands yet, honey. you clean?" ran grins, holding your hand softly and tugging you closer.
you nod hesitantly, letting him guide you into his lap.
was he actually offering to give you head right now? or were you really drunk?
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you had no idea what you were getting yourself into.
many minutes have passed and you were now laid back on ran's desk, ankles practically touching your ears.
you let out a extremely loud moan when he begins to suck hard on your swollen bud.
he had given you two orgasms, and was now trying to coax a third out of you.
"third times a charm" ran grinned, slapping your pussy in delight after losing his shirt.
he claimed that he wanted you to squirt before he stuffed his cock inside of you.
and boy was he big.
he was a good eight and a half inches long, and it was thick.
just the tip would have you squirming on the slightly uncomfortable wood you were on top of.
ran pulls away, before rubbing your clit harshly.
"come on pretty girl. i feel it. give it to me." ran cooed, looking into your eyes.
you moaned out, moving your hand from underneath your thigh to catch his own.
it was back to it's original place though, ran giving you a harsh slap on your thigh.
"isn't this what you asked for sweetheart? don't try to stop me now." ran chuckled, before leaning back down and licking your slit.
he began eating you out like a starved man, shaking his head and humming into your sloppy pussy.
you bucked your hips as best as you could, feeling your climax coming quick.
you grab onto ran's hair, feeling him moan into you as you face fucked him.
you let go of him in exchange for grabbing onto the corner for his desk as you squirt heavily onto his face.
ran keeps his mouth open for you, catching some of it in his mouth with a hefty groan.
when you finish, he stands up and leans over you, pressing sweet kisses on your lips.
it was as if you had known each other, but you knew you didn't.
ran's hair had completely fallen out of the bun, so it hovered over you as well.
it let you focus on nothing but him and his face.
he slipped himself inside of you slowly, gritting his teeth and rubbing your clit.
"fuck- how are you still so tight?" ran groaned, squeezing your waist with his free hand.
you moan in response, pressing a hand to his abs.
he slides into you all the way, feeling your pussy clench around him immediately.
ran makes sure to give you sometime, before he starts pounding into you.
the table is rocking and making a horrible screeching noise, but you could care less.
this was what you were looking for.
someone to put you before themselves and give you the time of your fucking life.
"right there!" you cry out, pulling him down closer to you and tossing your head back.
ran angles himself to repeatedly hit that spot, moaning something unsensible in your ear.
you don't ignore the way his cock throbs inside of you, and you know your tightness brings him closer to the edge.
after a few more thrusts, you're squirting all over ran's abdomen and all over his floor again.
ran has to pull out immediately, stroking himself until his cums on your thighs.
the two of you pant, trying to catch your breath as you stare at each other.
"now that.. was good." you grinned, letting him clean his nut off of you and hand you a cool water bottle.
it must've been the same one, because you didn't finish yours.
"glad i could make your night out better." ran says, pressing a soft kiss to your sensitive pussy.
you giggle as he pulls your dress back on and lifts you over the puddle of your release.
once you're both dressed, you gasp and look at the time.
two in the morning.
you haven't called or texted draken!
"shit!" you cursed, fixing your dress and searching the room.
"i gotta call my friend's boyfriend. he's gonna be pissed." you groaned, knowing he has work tomorrow and you were supposed to be gone by 1:30 the latest.
ran hands you his phone instead with a calm look.
you thank him silently and begin calling, walking around the room in slight distress.
the phone rings twice before he answers.
"hello? ran?" ken says in slight annoyance, and you glance at ran in slight confusion.
however they knew each other didn't matter now, you had to let him know you were okay.
"it's me. i'm okay, and upstairs. did you guys leave?" you questioned in a hurry, scratching your neck.
draken lets out a sigh of relief, muttering to someone in the back ground that she's 'fine and not totally dead'.
"we haven't left. we were looking for you. we're gonna leave like- right now though so scurry your ass down here." ken says quickly, before yelling in the background.
probably at emma. she couldn't handle her liquor to save her life.
you say a short 'okay' before hanging up.
you quickly type in your phone number and look at ran, who was wiping your juices off his face.
"i have to go." you smile sweetly and hand him his phone back.
he nods, letting you press a kiss to his cheek as he gives you a light squeeze on the ass.
you skip off downstairs, not noticing the cool air on your pussy.
your panties were in ran's pocket.
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when you made it downstairs. draken was standing by the dj booth.
you skipped through the crowd and made it to him, smiling warmly.
him and the dj seemed to be catching up when you tapped draken on the arm.
draken turned around, before giving you a smile.
"there she is. thanks again, rindou." draken says, giving the man a fist bump in which he returns.
rindou nods, before pointing to you with slightly bruised and bloody knuckles.
what the hell was he doing?
"sorry again about that incident. next time you come, you can get the vip floor and drinks on the house." rindou informs, shooting you a warm smile.
"thank you so much!" you beamed, before following draken out of the booth.
when you made it to the car with the other girls and mitsuya, you were smiling big.
emma practically screamed, before dragging you into a hug.
"oh my god you're not like- totally dead!" she sobbed, rocking you side to side.
he was definitely talking to emma earlier.
you laugh and hug her back, rocking her side to side as well.
"girl where are your lashes? and your panties?" yuzuha questioned, giggly a bit.
you touched your ass and your eyelashes, before your eyes widened.
shit.
bonus :
the next morning, you sat around on emma's bed with a big grin.
everyone was piled up on their stomachs or leaned in.
even draken, his big body resting against the edge of the bec.
he knew too much to not be put onto the tea with you all.
"and then he showed up and threw the drink all over the guy and punched him. i thought it was ken!" you said, gesturing over to the large male.
"nah i was with hina while she threw her guts out." draken explained, looking at hina who was bashful.
you giggled and held onto emma's bear, feeling like a high schooler again.
"he took me upstairs to like- check on me or whatever. made sure i was good and asked if he could help with anything." you explained, tucking a nonexistent hair behind your ear.
the girls 'oohed' immediately, laughing at your little gesture.
"and i don't kiss and tell, but me? four. him? only one!" you squealed, tossing your head back.
emma erupted into cheers, while hina was shocked. yuzuha was clapping, so proud of you.
draken looked at the four of you confused, completely not understanding the girl talk anymore.
"what does that mean?" draken questioned, resting his head on his forearms.
he knows he heard you guys talk like this before, but never knew what it meant.
everyone paused, looking over at draken who was completely engrossed in your story.
before you could respond, your phone buzzed, making you look over and pick it up immediately.
[12:31pm] ran 💋 : hey, sorry for not texting last night. fell asleep
[12:31pm] ran 💋 : think i can take you out to make up for it?
you jumped up immediately, looking at the girls.
"he wants to take me out!" you yelled in excitement, jumping up and down with yuzuha.
draken's question goes unanswered.
#tokyo revengers#tokyo rev x you#ran haitani#rindou haitani#tokyo revengers ran#tokyo revengers rindou#tokyo rev x reader#ran x reader#long hair ran#shiba yuzuha#yuzuha shiba#tokyo revengers yuzuha#emma sano#hinata tachibana#draken#ken ryuguji
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I LOVE WEREWOLF BAKUGO SO MUCH T-T
Could I get more headcanons with him and the family? I trust your heart-warming ideas for the plot, anything you'd do would be suuuper cute :) <3
FOAMING. AT. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. MOUTH. Pls I’m dying, papa and pups 😭
Content: Wolf Bakugou and his pack
Genre: fluffy fluffy fluff
Katsuki is absolutely fucking whipped for each of his little pups and would kill a dragon for them if they asked him to. No questions asked, straight up growling if he can even smell salt from the tears of one of his pups
After he was abandoned from his pack, he genuinely thought he was gonna have to go through life alone, with no pups to take care of and no mate to cuddle with :((((
That is until you rescued him and now he’s the happiest wolf in the world <3333
He teaches his babies to do everything wolf-like, such as hunting small rabbits, how to howl properly, how to scratch that nasty itching spot…
He does not stop calling them his pups, even if they were to bring back their own mate and pups when they’re older.
Katsuki loves lazy winter days in the cabin where he can hear the pitter patter of small feet from outside of your bedroom, alongside some small giggles and shushing. He pretends to be asleep when each small puppy pounces on the both of you, pulling you out of your sleep as Katsuki cackles at your disturbed face.
He grabs each of your puppies and rearranges them so they can fit in your massive plush bed and soon enough the room is filled again with small snores, cold feet and croons from the both of you.
My poor guy is so touch starved, so pack cuddles are a must. Just picks up you and the pups, carries you over his shoulder, the back of two of your babies shirts in his teeth and the other two in his arms. This illicits giggles from everyone, even you as you’re all plonked on the bed.
KATSUKI CARRYING THE PUPS IN HIS TEETH. BIG BEEFY MAN, SMALL TEENY BABIES IM GONNA DIEEEE
Even though it’s against the pack’s rules, Kirishima brings his mate Mina to see the puppies and OMFG they’re in love 😭
They bring their puppies around (all 10 of them. Don’t look at me, Kiri just loves his mate) so both pairs of mates can sit and talk whilst your children play with each other 😖😖💞😤
When each small pup runs themselves ragged and they fall asleep one by one, you can normally find them slotted against and on top of one another, legs kicking and growling whilst they dream in unison
He gets so sad when the floppy ears of his babies finally stand up bc that means that they’re growing up and they’re gonna leave him and he’s gonna have no more babies at home and, and-
You normally have to kiss him and play with his ears when he gets like this bc then he’s just gonna be in a sulky mood :((
It’s so funny when they all fall asleep in a big pile bc when they’re dreaming (like how dogs do), Katsuki’s face contorts into a hunting face and lets out little snarls and sometimes even kicks his legs, but then you look at your pups and they’re doing the same as their daddy 😭😭💞💞
The youngest puppy was nearly a stillborn due to a medical breach in the womb, so now whenever Katsuki is growling at his pups for knocking their mama he softens a bit at his young boy’s tears </3
The oldest is more like him, all growls and puffed up chests, the second eldest is more reserved but can be very playful, the third pup is very cocky and sorta mean, but the youngest pup is the shyest and most sensitive of them all (shit, now I wanna write more about the pups now >:)))
They get so protective of you when you go out, each pup holding a hand and letting out small angry yips whenever a man gets too close.
LMAOO you’re stood there whilst 4 puppies are yipping at a random stranger and Katsuki is stood there like:
“Katsuki! Don’t encourage this kind of behaviour 😤😤”
“Okay fine, woman! 🙄🙄 Pups, knock it off!” He growls as you nod in approval. Each of your babies stare at their papa after you walk in front of them before he’s giving them all high fives and ruffling their hair 💪💪💪
Katsuki just turns into a giant puddle of goo whenever his babies beg for something, he is NOT resilient to puppy eyes in the slightest. If it’s something that the babies don’t usually ask for and they’re good, he’ll let them have it but he would never let the pups become spoiled brats (papa suki on top 😤)
He is the best as a papa wolf, please send in more asks like this 😭
#bnha x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugou x reader fluff#hybrid bnha#hybrid bnha x reader#bakugou#bakugou angst#wolf bakugou#wolf bakugou x reader#he loves his pups so much sobs#just a big fluffy mess
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Do you know about the Marchil h-doujin, just called "Marchil Meshi"? (Dunno wether you're comfortable about adult content regarding the ship. If not, sorry and feel free to ignore).
Imagine my surprise… When a few months ago, I was looking up places to buy doujins for dunmeshi online bc of that new-ish laimar (sfw) doujin and I find, many many nsfw ones bUT AMONGST THE HORDE… MARCHIL MESHI. I ate it up. It’s a lil iconic to me ngl, I quote it in my head sometimes. Marcille angrily gesturing always gets me cackling. It honestly has no business being this good, it was made pretty early on in the story so many years ago, and STILL! So in character, and honestly so funny, AND no weird business either.
Like listen, I scour the internet, looking for any marchil content, any marchil content at all… And find a dry af desert, no life here, literally jackshit nothing. Only Pixiv has some afaik but the nsfw is def… Hm. 😔 (2 fics tagged chirumaru on there btw!! That aren’t mine lol) Thank you marchil meshi author if I had to pick 1 piece of marchil nsfw to exist I’d choose this one (honestly that’s already so close to reality lol) Thank u Asaki Takayuki I owe u my life. I like zines but I’ve never bought doujins before so it didn’t cross my mind, but dunmeshi is taking a lot of my first times in fandom engagement and I bought said laimar doujin just the other day hehe
I do want to keep my blog generally sfw but yes I’m 100% cheering on nsfw marchil content from the shadows, glad that ao3’s finally getting some too. I hope that fic writer makes more… Tallman Chil is so so good but I hope they also do some more general premises, which the end notes on that one do make me hopeful 👀 I want more marchil writers in general. More marchil fanartists. Sfw nsfw idk I need to be fed 😭 (<- This post was drafted before that new marchil smut fic WOOHOO. So much new marchil content this week!!)
Oh while I’m here, I find this so funny/odd, but in japanese fandom ship names are simply the beginning of each name smushed together, like marchil or chilmar. The order of the names is that the first one is the "top"… Idk how jp fandoms live without switches but aight, but in m/f ships this means that typically the man is the first half of the ship name right. WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT marchil is so much more used than chilmar lmaoo. Even more stats: On Pixiv, the tag marchil had all the artworks, but the chilmar tag had all the fics. Ain’t that wack to think about. Anyways marchil or chilmar idc you go guys
Sighh thinking about them. They are so "I beg your pardon??!" "Then beg", "Fuck you!" "Fuck me yourself you coward"… Forget stamens and pistils, Chil is the cursed "You see, there are keys and there are locks…"
More under cut since I don’t get to talk about this often, screenshots and hcs for horny time
^ said panel that lives rent free in my head and makes me giggle. I wish I’d just put the whole page here it’s my fave but nahh go find it yourself
Why are they like this. Like what is thatttt
I need to stop collecting these I’m making myself feel insane (thank you fic writer for that last one I’d never noticed but omg)
Alright hc time what was I gonna talk about… Ah yes ah yes. I def think Chil is a pest, he’s horny and he wants sex and is flagrant about it, but also we know that he stayed faithful for 4 years without getting any, I feel like realistically the relationship sex wise would 100% be on Marcille’s pace. And this is the fun part, bc would Marcille be very eager? Would she want to do the romance book correct™️ route and that means no tapping until marriage, or he needs to court her all princely first? I hc that elves have a much lower libido than humans because of the whole long af lifespan thing, it’d be kinda funny if Marcille was like "Let’s take things slow… 🥺" aka first base achieved after two years of being together lol
But seee that’s the thing too bc Marcille is so afraid of loss she might rush through things as well, she very well could like, jump on him right after confessing. Is Chilchuck kind of a shithead or is he very gentlemanly and romantic, wanting to do it right and treat her well? They are such a blank canvas of sexual chemistry listen LISTENNN there are just so so many ways you can go with them they are so special. God the banter… They cannot stop bantering for a second I swear
So many kinks they could fit… I like uhh praise kink for him and for her… Idk she just really loves him and the emotional adoration is what’s at the core of her enjoying it all so like, loving Chilchuck kink, which turns out those two really match together 🫶 He makes her sing and ummm um you see where this goes. They are so grossly in love and into each other
They are so domestic. I hate them
#Followers you now know about the existence of this you’re welcome#Marchil#Sorry for taking a week to answer this ask. I have so many to get back to aaa sorry everyone#There’s never a perfect time to drop bomb posts like these gdvdgd#Fumi rambles#the opening line of this post is a quote of Amanda’s iconic rant about PLA sneasler in my heart#No one can reblog this post it shall be framed in shame on my blog only /j
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um okay i saw someone else do this and i really enjoyed it so here's my thoughts from this week's episode of abbott. obviously spoilers ahead
the first five minutes of this epsiode are some of the funniest tv i've seen so far this year!! OMG the face barbara makes to the camera, tariq's line from shaq lmao this show is so fucking good man
"i'm afraid of all natural disasters, of which there will be scores in our lifetime" - janine teagues once again being the voice i need on tv lol. currently making a bug-out bag for my grandparents cause this shit is nawt a game.
just gonna say this here and now- manny is fine and sweet idc what y'all say!
gregory eddie with the reveal that both mortons work at abbott!! i hope we get to see more of them that's so cute.
"I got so good at ignoring Janine, I never noticed she was pregnant" ummm this is y'alls queen?? sorry she irks me so bad sometimes. she's the only one still doing this "we hate janine and she's so annoying" thing and it's getting tired.
oh i loovee ava popping in on janine at her district office and i'm so excited to see how they expand their relationship this season!! honestly probably going to make a separate post to talk about all the good ass avanine moments from this episode but i just love them.
"really helps fill the janine-sized hole in my heart" thank you jacob for always holding it down for my baby janine!! i love their friendship sm
as someone who eats my lunch in my car every day just to get some quiet alone time i understand gregory very much but also let them babies in your classroom beloved
"Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex?" omgg this felt mean lol poor gregory but also she's right and she should say it! mr eddie is on a journey this season but idk where we going chile. like for a man who started out wanting to be principal of this school i think " i don't want the responsibility" is a weird take idk. we shall see honey.
"Your advice goes harder than that thang, Mrs Howard" lmaoo whoever wrote that line i'm giving you specifically a kiss on the cheek for making me cackle oh so hard
also someone pleaseee make a compilation of all the cute pins and brooches miss teagues is wearing with her lil work outfits like are you kidding me!! she's so cute pls.
#oh i love this show it's so funny and so black and just so so good#i like the pairings we're seeing so far a lot too#barb and tariq is perfect cause they're both quick with the replies in very different ways it's so good#janine my beloved i love this journey that she's on and i can't wait to see where we go from here#the big teagues not the little one period#abbott elementary spoilers#abbott elementary#ae s3
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ok so i started this ask earlier this morning and am just now getting aroundn to finish it so apologies if it's all over the place
vegas has been a lestappen weekend and I am thinking THOTs like honestly so much happened this race weekend and i am reeling
1. no1 vegas hater max verstappen saying that he's excited to go back i love him 😭😭😭 i'm so glad he had fun lmaoo. like i can just imagine him in the hotel with charles and reader the night before the race all huffy and upset because this whole weekend is a farce and he is NOT going to have a good time. and charles is just like "it's gonna be fine mon amour, i think at this point you're just determined to have a bad weekend and spoiling it all for yourself" and maybe yeah he is but in max's opinion that is NOT the point. anyways after the thrill of Racing™️ he's like "hmm okay yeah u weren't wrong, i had a good time" and charles is jsut liek "SAY IT WAS YOUR WHOLE CHEST PLZ !!!! I WAS RIGHT !!!!"
2. obsessed with carlos being all kinds of protective big brother vibes to werewolf!reader. like he sees max and charles crowding her and is just like 🤨🤨 "alright alright we get it, you love her, but let her work pls. if you keep crowding her i'm gonna call this sabotage" but he's also the one who goes "i pretend i do not see it" when he catches max trying to wiggle his way into the ferarri turf
3. there are mould your own dildo kits called clone a willy (don't ask me how i know) but i can see max getting one as like a gag gift or something and he's just like haha ok whatev. but the days go on and really the more he thinks about it the more appealing it is to have a custom dildo bc then he can fuck his two loves with his cock at the same time. and also he needs to know what his dick feels like, you know for scientific purposes. so anyways he gets charles and reader to help him and it is SO messy, positioning is important, and the amount of effort it takes to stay hard is ASTRONOMICAL. his dick is stuck in a tube of goo, it's not sexy. but now if someone tells him to go fuck himself he can. so he stays winning 😘😘🤩
4. i also really hope lando gots a nice long sleep after the race. like he sounded horrible on the radio. he needs a nice cuddle stat. i feel like we don't talk about werewolf lando a lot but
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GAHSJSJAKAJSJBSSKJA OH GOD
1. there’s something so funny about max suddenly changing his tune😭he was probably just happy to do some actual racing and know that the whole weekend was over after it, but it’s still hilarious. and I could see charles and reader giving him such shit over it, teasing him that the elvis race suit put him in a good mood and maybe they should keep it all year round (no, they should not. it’s a cursed wee thing. I want it gone)
2. CARLOS BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER PLEASE😭even the idea that she’s upset with them over something, it’s carlos who she goes to and his driver’s room that she stays in🥲but he would be so supportive of their relationship and definitely help hiding it when he can
3. I have seen the clone-a-willy sets in stores here, it’s so😭😭😭I know it’s this hot concept or whatever but it genuinely makes me cackle at the idea of these boys trying to follow the instructions. like charles is confused and max is convinced he doesn’t need instructions and it’s just such a mess. it would be so fucking funny
4. baby lando deserves all the hugs and cuddles and kisses after that crash :( but we do not talk about werewolf!lando near enough!!!
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goodbye i just read ‘the favour’ 😭😭 pls that was so nasty and slutty and naughty and and and and and and 😵💫😵💫😵💫 i’m salivating rn 😔
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ROOT 64 HELP IM CACKLING LMAOO. But yes, thank you, that was indeed pure filth and I did debate about whether to publish it or not bc the collar kink was a fucking GAMBLE 😩
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BRING IN BOEING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, FUCK!!
Honestly wat a ride!!
Mew
Man, Mew is one scary motherfucker!! He had Boston on his knees lmaoo, and that's after punching him and almost playing his sextape TO HIS FATHER!!
Book ate this ngl. Power moves left and right. The true MVP for 2 weeks straight. But after this high comes the crash, jumping into a relationship with ur best friend who is madly in love with you so soon after getting cheated on is not the win he seems to think it is.
Also, reputation era mew dresses like Ray lol.
Ray
Speaking of Ray, man you apologized to EVERYONE except SAND, the one u called a whore?the one who followed u and saved your life? Look at your life and your choices, boy...
He's been waiting for Mew to give him a chance for so long, he's obviously gonna take it lol. But feel like it's gonna hurt him in the long run.
Finally,we met Daddy Ray!!didn't think it would happen!! Thinking he's gonna play a bigger part in the coming eps, esp with Sand..
Raymew getting together now right now is gonna destroy them both. Mew has not dealt with any of the baggage yet. And he has this idea of "no more mister nice guy/boring virgin" so feel like Ray's addiction is gonna play a bigger part in their "relationship" now.Mew is gonna wanna "let loose" and we see the police in the preview.
Ray is basking in the glory of "getting" Mew, he's obviously gonna celebrate with drinks and drugs.
A shame cos, him denying he's an alcoholic to Sand, i thought we'd finally see some discussion on his dependence and abuse, but NOPE, NOT TODAY, why can't I have nice things?
In the preview, we see him interrupting Sand's hookup AGAIN. Hope we get some conflict in the Sandray dynamic. I want some pushback from Sand.
Sand
Babygirl I love you. You're so sexy, don't do this urself haha...
I was hoping that Ray's dad paid him to look after him and that's why he's immediately all buddy buddy with ray. Since the scene kinda cut out, I'm still holding out hope for it to be true.
I can kinda see him agreeing to it like, oh this guy already thinks im just a whore, why not get paid??
But he did say he doesn't see money in love and friendship. I remember First saying that Sand has to deal with his all his feelings alone in the series and it just makes me feel sad for him.BRING BOEING BACK ALREADY!!
in the future eps, I want to see Ray absolutely obsessed with Sand and being soo pathetic about him. Like foaming at the mouth over Sand talking to Boeing anyone.
On the fence about their endgame tho. I love firstkhao but this ain't healthy man, my heart is hurting. Do Not take the fall for Ray next week, pls!! I'm on my knees here kinda like boston
NICKY BOY
My other baby girl, imma give you like one more ep to cry over Boston, then u gotta move on, c'mon son!
Also, interesting how he didn't reveal it was Sand who gave the sex audio to Boston, but immediately told Mew about Gap, the weirdo. Like, That was Life Ruining Info™ and he just gave it away lol.
Boston
Well, well,well,how the turntables...
Neo is killing it, i don't know if anyone else would be able to pull off Boston so well.
Kitty seemingly lost his claws this week,but he's waiting for a chance to pounce alright. He's just licking his wounds for now. But, all of the mewkarma was so satisfying.
Top
Broooo, he's sobbing all alone in his bed, thinking about past dates. Honestly i cackled like a witch.
No more Mr.Top Tier then?
I expect more grovelling and begging from him, maybe then he'll become more interesting to me idk
#only friends the series#only friends series#raysand#sandray#first kanaphan#ofts#firstkhao#khaotung thanawat#only friends#boston#nick ofts#topmew#raymew#sandnick#bostonnick
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Pina's BG3 spoiler post
In the interest of saving time and making things easier. I'm going to put all my future spoilers thoughts in the reblogs of this post.
Everything will be under read mores. And I'm going to be just bullet pointing and screaming about random things I discover
Some Act 1 stuff
So all romances can now start sooner, like way sooner than the party. But the party is still a meaningful Moment™ with whoever you do choose for that night.
I noticed a lot of the companions will start flirting with you at medium approval and higher.
Shadowheart shuts down poly suggestion 😞 Karlach and Astarion have some funny banter together, and he does still approve of helping her. Inch resting. Also baby Shadowheart flashbacks omfg my beloved!
Lae'zel does still try and sleep with Wyll at the party (if Tav doesn't, obv) but now in the morning after gossip she says he only wanted to talk and she's so sexually frustrated lol
I am kind of disappointed that Tav can't do a poly romance w Astarion and Karlach even though like. I get it. He's not comfortable with *feelings* and doesn't want to "get attached" but it hurts so much for me to turn Karlach down 😭
Also Karlach on Astarion LMAOO girl! If Tav tells Karlach they have a thing going she says she'd ride him into the feywild 😂I was cackling
And ofc Astarion ohh my god he's doing the 'trying to seduce you' thing and the higher his approval gets the more cracks start showing this is so fucking delicious. He has straight up desperate voice barks if Tav falls in combat and I'm obsessed
#pls yell w me if u want#i also havent seen anywhere close to everything#def going to reload and try some branching dialogues for all the other romances
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laughing maniacally: i sent an anon ask to the first person under the tag ‘bi lesbian’ (not just bi lesbian, the ‘’ is in the tag, it’s where the people who don’t like bi lesbians hang out and shit non people) saying “what’s ur opinion in multi gender people using more than one label, saying they’re lesbian and gay, and multi gender ppl identifying as lesbians” (the person is a lesbian)
CACKLING AT THIS BTW ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO ME BC ITS ANON SO THEY CANT TRACE IT TO ME LMAOO
edit: and yes i’m putting this under that tag for shits and giggles.
#cackling#laughing maniacally#lgbtq+#queer#trans#ask#genderfluid#gay#lmao#gnc trans#gender bender#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbtq#bi lesbian#lesbian#bisexual#lesbian gay#bi gay#mspec lesbian#woah a real text post#‘bi lesbian’
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Still thinking about Izaya and his thighs,,,,,
Specifically about tickling him there for the first time 👀
Just spidering your fingers and squeezing at his knees before moving about halfway up his thigh, testing out different techniques to see what will make him squirm and cackle the most
And it’s already terrible for him lmaoo nothing has ever tickled this bad before and he doesn’t know how to handle it at all
But then you move up even higher, gently scratching at his inner thighs and pinching that soft spot where his legs meet his waist and he practically chokes because it’s so much worse, he didn’t know it could get worse
I just love the panicked realization that it tickles so fucking bad and he’s warring with his pride not to start begging because he feels like he’s going to go insane if it lasts for one more second-
Anyway, Izaya’s thighs 🥰
#all-nighters bring out the best thoughts#I thought for a long time about whether or not to post this in the main tags#and the result was-!#fuck no 🥰#I didn’t drink enough to be able to blame it on liquid courage LOL#tickling#durarara#izaya orihara#ticklish!izaya#is this intense enough to warrant the ‘tea time’ tag? idk lemme know if I should
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Ahh...the return of Xitsen's moon mouth. Nature is healing 🙏😇
"Xitsen's Moon mouth"💀💀💀💀 fucking cackling LMAOO
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When I found out hcav left the witcher to return as superman ONLY for wb to turn around and be like "soz boo, we're getting a new superman" I cackled
TRULY the funniest like 48 hours i've ever experienced. the drama. the tears. the fact that he (in some part) probably left the witcher, where he was lead fucking role, because of superman and then they also dumped his ass AFTER HE'D ALREADY ANNOUNCED HE WAS COMING BACK LMAOO. him trying to grasp back some of his rapidly diminishing dignity by announcing the Hcav Gamer Show 2.0 funded by his amazon girlfriend or something straight after. the fact that his stans six months later are still flooding twitter at this injustice!1! truly insane. i hope he does it again
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hey! i saw you're taking requests so,, could i request best jeanist and prohero!reader (they/them) trying their hand at flirting? reader is confident and very good at it while jeanist is also good at it! but can't help but get flustrated by how cute and creative reader's compliments are. sadly they have to stop because some villain showed up and they must fight them but they still think about eachother's words.
it's got a sweet and fluffy touch honestly! i hope this is okay for you (otherwise, tell me no so i know you're not writing it, i have another idea for a request if you want😔🤲🏻) and i also hope you're having a good day/night!
Compliments.
Best Jeanist x Prohero!Reader (they/them)
Summary: They tried flirting with each other but had to stop because a villain came but they can’t stop thinking about the compliments.
Disclaimer: Reader’s Quirk: Blood manipulation.
★☽A/N: I never wrote Beast Jeanist before but I shall do my best!! He’s legit such a clean guy, the way he held his phone in season 6 😭
Contents: FLUFF, a few bloody moments but it’s mainly reader’s Quirk.
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They thought it was time for the next level of dating….
Flirting.
The Pro Hero, H/N, is one confident and bold one, they;re flirting like a pro while Best Jeanist is alright at it but he can’t help but be flustered by the compliments.
Compliments be like:
◆ H/N wrapped their hands around Best Jeanist waist (Short or not short) and started to compliment like crazy, like, “My pretty boy.” , “My, do you look fine, my sweetheart.” And they’re just! Ugh!!! So sweet and it makes him feel so loved.
◆ Best Jeanist tries his best at flirting and it wasn’t that bad at it! Just a few small compliments like: “My sweet hero.” , “How are you, sweetheart?” JUST A LOT OF PETNAMES, LMAOO!! He’s trying his best, give him some credits!!
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They were flirting as they walked along the streets, patrolling the district when they got really juicy with the compliments to the point they’re stopping to make out a bit, Best Jeanist flustering up with the compliments.
They immediately stopped when they heard a huge crash from afar, looking to see a villain stealing a bunch of food and money, “Why don’t we stop him, how about that, sweetheart?” H/N smirked, Best Jeanist flustered a bright red but brushed it off and nodded, heading to the scene together.
“Really? H/N and Best Jeanist? How lucky am I!!!” The villain cackled, eating all the food he stole and he became more muscular. ‘Eating junk and he’s suddenly buffier? Must be his quirk.’ H/N noticed before slashing a huge scar along their forearm, blood dripping to the ground then all of it collected itself into a huge blob and shaped itself into a blood-formed machete.
The hero immediately dashed towards the villain and easily cut through the villain’s arm, “Ah! What the fuck?! I thought heroes can’t kill?!” The villain yelled, “Who said we can’t hurt them?” H/N chuckled, throwing the machete and catching it by its handle swiftly and dashed back, catching the villain off-caught. The villain was about to attack when H/N left an opening but missed when the hero suddenly disappeared, “Huh?” He said confusingly, looking up to see the hero with a grin and their body up in the air with thin threads holding them up, looking down to see Best Jeanist with his threads around his arms. Best Jeanist swiftly sends one of his threads towards the villain, tangling it around his body.
The villain roared and bursted out of those threads and charged towards the Fiber Hero but he was immediately stopped by a weapon blocking his way. "Not so fast, I don't want my sweetheart to be mashed potato," H/N chuckled as they used their machete to push the villain away. Best Jeanist stood helplessly, his face heated, 'Sweetheart? Why did they have to say that?!' He pondered as his face flooded with crimson red. He quickly brushed it off when he saw H/N crash to the ground, sending his threads in the direction of the villain and catching him in his intertwined web. Quickly standing, H/N ran and sent a strike onto the villain's neck with the machete's blunt side, striking a nerve and knocking him unconscious.
Cheers from the civilians roared the streets, thanking the heroes with cheers and praise. “Phew! That was close, wasn’t it, sweetheart?” H/N smiled towards Best Jeanist, “Please stop calling me that.” Best Jeanist mumbled, H/N tilted their head with confusion but then as if, out of realization, their eyes widened but then smiled a sneaky smirk and hugged Best Jeanist’s hips, “Look at you, all flustered~ You’re so adorable, sweetheart!” H/N chuckled, leaving Best Jeanist with a flustered face.
“I hate you.” Best Jeanist mumbled,
“I love you too, sweetheart.” H/N chuckled, kissing Best Jeanist with a quick kiss before turning back to the civilians and waving back in joy.
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★☽A/N: WHY DID I ENJOY WRITING THIS?? I actually had so much fun writing this!!! Thank you again, for the request! Keep the requests coming!!!!! <33
#my hero academia#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#best jeanist#best jeanist mha#best jeanist bnha#reader#x reader#gn reader#best jeanist x reader#fluff
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