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joanpot98 · 2 months

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Hey babe come in here! Looks like I grew some more overnight. Everything above my pecs is cut off from the mirror. I must've grown another 8 or 9 inches and put on 20 lbs of muscle while we were sleeping! Take a photo and come help me measure little man!

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wazywaze · 16 days

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Hey everyone, please help a trans girl in South Africa afford bottom surgery!.

No one has donated yet. Any help would be appreciated even if you just reblog this!

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missmichellets · 6 months

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I just watched your of trailer. Holy fuck how do you keep that thing in your pants. You’re so big.

🙊

#big dick problems

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pastel-valentinev2 · 11 months

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Hard to lose weight when my cock is so fat

😔😔😔

#big dick problems #pls help #me #v real

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sirelisboldretort · 7 months

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I fucking hate one night stands as a dysmorphic man-body haver.

I don't wanna penetrate anyone, but that's all anyone wants when you have a good dick. I can do it but I need fluffing. Nobody wants to fluff me.

Everybody wants to suck my dick. Stop sucking my dick.

I don't want that; quickest way to kill my arousal? Suck my dick. Women? They wanna suck it. Men? They wanna suck it.

Fuck off I wanna touch each other's bodies for long periods of time and kiss and cuddle and shit, I don't wanna jump straight to getting off; have some fucking patience you horny fucks; let yourself be teased for christsake.

I'm not a sex toy i'm a simulation; for the love of God engage me with your words.

I don't wanna be penetrated either; my asshole is in disrepair and I don't have health insurance. I don't even fantasize about that.

The fuck? How am I supposed to get off?? God I hate it. End me. End me now.

What am I supposed to do? Wither away? Great, I'm doing that.

I wish I had the body I want without having to invest money or time. It's so fucking exhausting to have a body that is desirable for the wrong reasons.

I'm tired, I'm stressed, and NSA sex leaves me more stressed than before.

I wanna end it, it's not worth it. I'm so fucking full of good times and I can't give it away in person.

Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.

Fuck it.

Just kill me now.

#transgender #gender dysphoria #nonbinary #nonpenatrative #poverty #masculine hell #big dick problems #depressing shit

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ocelotrevs · 8 months

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I wonder if the dude with the biggest dick in the world ever gets asked if he's compensating for something if he ever buys a noisy car.

#Thoughts #Personal #Text posts #big dick problems

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charliexxxsharpe · 1 year

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All Hail the boobs 🙌

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songheli · 8 months

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See more on My OnlyFans 👈

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reashot · 2 months

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Suffering From Success.

Jaune: *walking & whistling on the street in peace*

Cardin: Hey~ What's up man. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for everything I ever did against you. I want you to know that I didn't know about your.... "Problems" before hand. And if I did know I would never do the things I did. So long story short I just want to apologize for all the bad things I did.

Jaune: Okay... Sure?

Cardin: Really! Thanks dude. By the way I always supported you people.

Jaune: WTH?

Back in dorm

Jaune: Hey guys. What happened to Cardin? He is acting weird all of a sudden.

Nora: *hugs Jaune* I'm sorry Jaune I didn't know...

Ren: *place his hand on Jaune's shoulder* It's okay Jaune. I know it's been hard for you and it's going to be harder in the future, but it's going to be okay. You have us.

Pyrrha: Jaune I'm sorry I didn't know. I shouldn't have trained you so hard... *tearing up*

Jaune: Okay guys this is not funny. What on Remnant are you talking about?

Everyone: *Shows Jaune an article on their scroll*

Jaune: !!! .

Weiss: Well, that explains a lot.

Blake: Weiss, it's not cool, you are making fun of a disabled person right now.

Yang: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. OMG your big dick is the reason why you sucked.

Ruby: Jaune it's okay.... All I can say is that you're not alone. We will get through this together...

Jaune: @#$&-+-$) ¢¥^°¢¢÷!!!!!!!!!

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 122

So, Danny might be a hint confused and perhaps slightly suspicious about this situation. Look, he didn’t exactly remember how he got in this situation, but from what he hears of the other person-turned-oversized-lizard’s panicked whispers they don’t understand how this happened either. Something something ghost probably.

Someone had better not have made some sort of wish back home. He didn’t want to deal with Desiree’s shenanigans, even if being a dragon or whatever was pretty freaking cool…

#prompts #Undreagons Au #dcxdp #dpxdc #It seems all undead are now dragons wonder how that happen #Well someone destroyed an artifact accidentally #and the backlash travelled through the entire infinite realms #y'know the realm of the undead and dead and all that #Ghost Jason is curled around this tiny baby ghost he found dazed on the edge of his lair #Danny ends up tattling to Jason about his town and how he's the only hero there even though he's only two years dead and-#It's not the pit that's pissing him off when he revives it's the fact he's a big broody dragon who got ripped away from their claimed bby #Did you know Dick has in fact died in the comics before #He's not cursing but it's close as he's *this* close to having a breakdown #He has *Scales* Bruce! SCALES! And a TAIL!#Bruce who is having a similar problem except with horns as well:#Several heroes Rogues and civilians staring at their new scales and whatever else from having died at one point:#The entirety of ecto contaminated Amity just shrug because hey they already had a dragon attack what's a few more

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chokemebby · 6 months

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been awhile hi hi hiiiii <3333

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form-effect · 3 days

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#fundraising #dick grayson #description #welcome home arg #Celtics #san antonio spurs #big tiddy problems #ed di3t #infinity train #tokyo revengers smut #boston red sox #steven grant x reader #marching band #debbie harry #monster prom

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