Heartbreaking: girl who wants nothing more than to cuddle forever can’t sit in the same position for more than 5 minutes

Can we reach 5,000 followers (science lovers) this month?🤓🤓

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

Wow, imagine that? Could it be that everyone on the left who’s been saying this forever were actually right?

before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.

but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.

every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.

baby i can help you blur the lines between platonic and romantic relationships sooo easily

Oh to be snuggled up on the couch with a girl who loves me drinking hot cocoa together

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of seto kaiba when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse seto kaiba and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things