the “pick me, choose me, love me” callback where she said “i am not going to beg you to love me” was 10/10 chefs kiss no notes perfection. but then he calls you bc he can’t make it to the airport and tells you he’s in love with you and he’s loved you every single day and you just…🥴 pretend you can’t hear him?! bye lame ass have fun in boston
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ok so i was going to shitpost about how i cant imagine alastor kissing anyone even if he wanted to cause of his permanent ass smile and i was going to include a crack staticradio visual as a joke and i got too carried away help thiswassupposedtobeastupiddoodle
original post idea for reference of what i was actually going for
maybe its just my aroace ass speaking but i've seen a lot of ship art with alastor in it floating around and my brain physically cannot comprehend how this bambi wannabe mf could ever kiss anyone properly while maintaining his smile??? i swear he'd either have to make the stupidest duck lips or the other person would just be kissing his teeth like he is not built for kissing
alastor might hate this but vox is definitely into it though
edit: holy shit 1k notes thank you guys
just to clarify im aware he can close his mouth and probably could kiss if he wanted to. i also think alastor would try to maintain as big of a smile as possible if he does kiss so it would still look goofy haha. i admittedly wrote this with a bit of influence from my own experience of aroaceness - i can't picture myself wanting to kiss anyone even if i wanted to (im aware it's different for everyone) hence why alastor isn't even trying to do it properly in this post
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aren't you a landlord? why are you joking about welfare
Jesus Christ the reading comprehension website.
The joke was “I am my own landlord” which just means I live in a condo I own. ALONE. Which I clarified. In the post. Where I made the joke. The joke was I’m responsible for my own home maintenance.
Jesus Christ I am not someone else’s landlord.
Also “joking about welfare” I am making fun of the people who think welfare is bad and will hurt them. I am making fun of the people who are against welfare. Literal “how dare you piss on the poor moment” here. I am begging you to start paying attention in English class anon.
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