#30 years.....
Text
the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
#anyway it’s still a couple years away#but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30#im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks#sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol#it struck a nerve
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
#geology#scotland#i haven't worked in geology in 30 years#but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting#@ayeforscotland#but i am still a cartographer#and this is a way cool map
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
68K notes
·
View notes
Text
"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring
#if i pay hundreds of dollars for an appliance it's only allowed to die kicking and screaming 30 years after purchase#and even then i expect the replacement parts to be in stock and easily installed fuck u
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
in the batcave where i feel safe
#i love their old suits#and jason who looked the same 30 years#damian wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#robin#red hood#nightwing#red robin#batman#dc comics#weezer#cant believe i get to use that tag#my art#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.
#decided book!az has hints of elton john. its the old queen energy#book!crowley is nice looking average white man who learns how to wear a suit but half the reason he's interesting is bc he's trailing aroun#an old bookseller who looks maybe 30 years his senior and giving him babygirl eyes#its the stark contrast in the looks between the “bland” (cr) and “interesting” (az) that im going for with these guys#god im trying to make them not look like butch lesbians purely from an art skill pov but i cant beat the allegations#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
#talking#edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao#i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years#older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post#you guys are so sensitive my god#i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to#take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
recently saw someone's "advice for your 30s" which included something like "never get on the floor without having an escape plan for getting back up" and um. if you are otherwise able bodied and having trouble getting up from the floor in your 30s. you are very unhealthy. yes, even, if not especially, for that age.
#obviously this does not include the physically disabled#anyway 30 year olds please stop acting like you're 60#and please for the LOVE stop abusing your bodies omg#you should NOT have a hard time getting up from the floor in your 30s good grief
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
my favorite art pieces i've made in 2023
buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop
#pixel art#artist on tumblr#landscape#pixelart#year in review#year end review#illustration#aesthetic#sunset#moon#space#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#long post#when did they change it to you can upload 30 pics at once???? wild lol
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
art tips that actually help. tracing pictures is fine. try not to shade with black. draw as much as you can all the time and make it shitty im so serious. dont buy expensive materials its not worth it. never post your art to tiktok. raise your commission prices. sparkle on be yourself
#i dont care how good or bad your art is or how old you are or how low your self esteem is RAISE YOUR PRICES#and if you’re like 13 and people in their 30s are giving you like $5 for your art you’re being exploited i dont care if that’s how much you#set your prices at. you are being exploited. 30+ year olds can afford more than $5 for art from a teenager#source: i did that for fucking ages. dont do that.#rambles#100#1k#10k#20k
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
It's honestly so weird seeing trees with yellow leaves and ads for pumpkin spice lattes and a million tweets and posts about how fall is finally here, only to step outside and be hit with a wall of humid summer-like heat
#were almost at 30 degrees today#the average temps for this time of year is 15 degrees#i hate this#fall is already the shortest season it doesnt need to be shorter!!!
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
gottem
#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#bad kids#fantasy high junior year#i drew this in 30 minutes dont look too close at anything thnaks
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
I started this around September 2023 anticipating to finish it for dunmeshi's finale! But things got hectic! Here is the finished product to celebrate anime airing day; 2024 is truly the year of dunmeshi!
#tumblr try not to crunch up my pictures challenge failed!!!!#ryoko kui's character design is so good#i've been wanting to do a big shapely lineup for a while and her designs are so recognizable and unique it was perfect for this#posting the 'smaller' version of the full thing bc its 30 x 13 in and I think it might never load#mayhaps i will revive my inprnt and make this a print#anyway!!#dunmeshi day!!!#year of the dragon -> falin year#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#my art#illustration#fanart#FORGOT TO TAG FOR SPOILERS#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
30+ year old people are hot. You're sexy in your thirties.
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
Red Flags In A DM
Their copy of the Dungeon Master's Guide is blatantly a copy of Guide To American Birdspotting with a crude drawing of an orc over the red-bellied finch
Instead of "Yes, anding" your suggestions, they "No, get out of my housing" them.
They insist they have a "secret missive from wizards of the coast" with the "real rules of D&D" that you can't see but oddly always aligns with their plot.
The above, even when you're not playing D&D
Their minis are clearly just random animals they've put on the game map. One's a deer.
You give your action, and they just stare, unblinking, faintly smiling. They don't respond to anything you say.
You abruptly realize you've never seen this person before
When you turn to ask other members of the game group what's going on, the room is empty.
On social media you find no trace of your game group. None of your friends remember ever meeting anyone of that description.
However, investigation finds their names and descriptions match the victims of an unsolved murder from 30 years ago.
You find photos of the victims, and it's them. Oh god, it's definitely them.
The murder took place during a D&D session
The GM was never found, but there's a photo.
You recognize them. Of course you recognize them.
As you realize this, you turn to run, but your GM is behind you. You didn't hear them enter. You're not sure how they did.
They still don't speak, but their smile is broader
You try to run, but you find you're frozen. The GM takes something out their bag.
It's their terrible homebrew with a bunch of awful rules that's completely focused around their self-insert mary sue DMNPC and they refuse to play anything else for the rest of the campaign.
#unreality#paranoia#game idea#The real horror here was realising that “the unsolved murder 30 years ago” would have happened in 1993
3K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
mvellody
Emilia
robinruns
keep running
bestadfilmagencyinmumbai
Help you’re brand reach the top with the best ad film agency
robinsonplumbing
Robinson Plumbing