Medusa but instead of stone she turns people into gorgonzola
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Skills can only be used in werewolf-related contexts
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New Call of Cthulhu house rule:
Every investigator starts with a handful of marbles, if they lose them they instantly go insane.
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Paper how many rock paper scissors jokes have you gotten?
*knocks on wood while throwing salt over my shoulder and holding a four-leaf clover*
none
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Replace all class features with peanut butter
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Enemy idea: the Edgehog. It's like a hedgehog, but edgier
Shadow?
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Paper has a degree in necromancy, confirmed /j
i can neither confirm nor deny - paper
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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going
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skull full of spaghetti that does 2d8 fire damage but the skull is of the holder’s race
having handled several human skulls i don't see the problem - paper
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Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what I personally have created?
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Do you wonder?
every time i go online - paper
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Play your typical graceful, conventionally attractive elf, but they're sick of being graceful and conventionally attractive. Their goal in life is to learn how to be as scrungly as a kobold. Maybe even become a kobold.
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Alright, right? So, a giant mechanical dragon, you follow me? And its breath weapon is ball bearings.
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Just import your blorbos wholesale to your RPG. Not even fit them in with the setting. They're just there, in the dungeon, next to a ooze, completely unchanged.
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Superman randomly appears to help the team, except he has none of his powers and is basically just an average dude in a stupid costume
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a fire milking cow whose udders spew jets of flame. they can also be used for limited flight
breed it with a bonnacon
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Remove all stats from the game.
No-one can roll anything to do anything. Get fucked.
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