@nualaofthefaerie tweeted this after we were geeking out yesterday about how much Lukas Gage reminded us of Desire and I joked that he was Desire's child.
Listen I am full on headcanoning this into reality. That Cat King was faaaar too much like Desire for me to ignore it. Huuuuge Desire vibes!
Clearly Desire themself agrees with us!
So what are we thinking? Talk to meeee about this! Who is the other parent? Lukas Gage is a child of the Endless with 9 lives and whole host of magical powers and probably a lot of parental issues twisting him up. Is Desire a good parent? Highly unlikely lol. But you gotta admit it makes for excellent fanfiction. :P
okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.
You hardly glance up, but when he clears his throat and taps his foot, you give him a small lift of your head.
“What’s this?”
“A key.”
You blink. “To what.”
“My apartment.”
Finally, you lift it from where it rests. It’s nothing special— an ordinary gold key, looks new from the look of it. You flip it, looking for any inscription that will give you more clues. Nothing.
You feel your brow twitch. “But your apartment has swipe access?”
Satoru sighs dramatically. “Yeah. I know. But I wanted this to be more momentous than sending you an email.”
Peeta: hey Haymitch, what do you do if your wife is giving you the silent treatment?
Haymitch: boy, do I look married to you? Idk.
Peeta: WAIT! You and Effie had us OUT OF WEDLOCK?!? Katniss and I are bastards???
Haymitch: get the fuck out of here.
Peeta *while getting shoved out the door*: no! *unrestrained laughter* Katniss will be heartbroken! First we’re in an incest marriage and now we’re bastards?! *boy gets shoved HARD* OW! Why must you do this to me father!!