okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.
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Also, this image. Why is she kicking a rock ahsgsgs she could’ve stepped a bit to the left 💀😭
He didn’t need to do allat, he was just trying to impress Anne and show off.
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me: “i would rather die than date a man in tech again”
also me: *immediately develops crush on the most competent engineer on any project*
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Character created to show that society easily forgives physically attractive people: *exists* Society: *proves the point*
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I find it so hilarious that there's this scene in Six where Joe's wife is fucking praying for him and his friend and you can see that asshole mentally go "oh I'm gonna fuck her now". Cut to them fucking.
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No no no but I just thought of the FUNNIEST saddest thing. If you choose any of the other LI's over Zayne,, him as your primary care physician (PCP) and having to ask him to prescribe birth control....
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Mama mo enjoying her soup while her son and the top 1 student from his school are making out in his room 💀
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wth is my mom saying
ke pehle ke pehle ki वृद्ध महिला
Bidiya zyada peete the,
taaki unko gas naa ho
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OH HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE
( i will do a drawing celebration for you guys and thank you <3 )
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aotc anakin the typa guy to say “where my hug at aha”
no the fuck he isn’t lyss😭
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