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thedeadchildrean · 1 month

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“ it’s time for Containment of all anomaly’s AKA all ghosts and specters “

“There is no way to escape “

Everyone of em:

#LMAO #💀💀😭😭😭

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rxskomi · 1 year

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A little warning: uses of some vulgar words, descriptions of poop and farts :D

Other than that enjoy this little whatever I wrote because umm yeah I was feeling goofy 🤪

A daily life with Atsumu Miya consist of trying to see who could get to the bathroom first. Well that's because when one of you goes into the bathroom it'll be half an hour minimum. What are either one of you doing in the bathroom for so long you may ask.. well you see when you or Tsum take a dump you guys are normally either scrolling TikTok or listening to some podcast/audiobook and trust me as someone who does that it'll take you a LOOONG time to finish.

But this time, this time you remain the victor of getting to use the toilet first. Or in Atsumu words 'he went easy on you and gave ya a head start' and thus Atsumu is left to wait outside of the bathroom in your bedroom for his turn to use it.

" POOPIE PIE CAN YA HURRY UP I NEED TA USE THE BATHROOM TOO YA KNOW" Atsumu whined as he really really need to use it.

"Sorry babes, I gotta do what I gotta do yaknow" you replied to which he groaned. (Can you imagine Tsumu just holding in his shit? HELP)

When Atsumu couldn't wait any longer he went to get the spare keys to the bathroom and unlocked the door to barge in. What he saw though... Was you sitting on the toilet on your phone, not even shitting cause your pants are on.

"WHY YOU LIL-" Atsumu stops himself before he could finish it and just pulled you off the toilet bowl and took off his pants and all and sat on it with lightning speed then proceeds to let out the most LOUDEST, WETTEST, STINKIEST fart along with a stream of the most revolting shit sounds.

"EWWW A LITTLE WARNING WOULD'VE BEEN NICE SHITHEAD" you scrambled out the door and shut it tightly while holding your breath trying not to gag on the toxic gas that just came out of your husband.

After he was done using the bathroom, you refused to use it for the whole day and even went to a public shower place to take your shower to clean yourself from that stench.

You still love Tsum Tsum tho, and from that day on you never hogged the bathroom again and you would always let Atsumu use it whenever he needs it 💀

#hq atsumu miya #HELPPPPP #this was me on the toilet when this idea came to me #PLS TELL ME IF THIS IS WELL YK DISGUSTING #IM SORRY #I APOLOGIZE #haikyuu #haikyuu on crack #or its just me on crack #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#miya atsumu x reader #atsumu miya #drabble(?)#i had to restrain myself for using the skull and crying emojis bcs i was dead when i made this post #like laughing dead #💀💀😭😭😭#tsumu has stanky butt #wayhey

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samgiddings · 5 months

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@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀#edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!!#look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next #what the fuck is wrong with them /gen #anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI #sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months

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Abbacchio is Giorno’s #1 hater

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #golden wind #JoJo part 5 #jjba asbr #stardust crusaders #JoJo part 3 #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #Dio Brando #Abbacchio in the new game 💀 what’s his problem #giorno always catching strays from him 😭

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beif0ngs · 9 months

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C'mon heart, beat loudly again! 💓

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Joy Boy #*mine #HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING 😭😭😭#i'm not even exaggerating when i say i actually teared up from how beautiful the animation was in this scene #like i swear this is one of the most if not THE most beautiful i've ever seen Luffy animated!!!#and ngl tho the animation for the first half of this ep was kinda disappointing...#but they def made up for it during the second half!#also spent an embarrassing amount of time making the 4th gif because of the INSANE amount of colors involved #aaaaand it still looks like crap sorry 💀

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dragon-spaghetti · 16 days

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I'm feelin soft 🥲

(Please click for better quality!!)

#drag's art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #been a minute since I did a cute doodle of these two so ✨✨#I've done several neatly lined/coloured things in the past couple days #and it's putting me back in the 'everything Must Be Perfect' mode #so I'm forcing my hand into messier doodles again lmao 😭#w the compromise of letting myself colour. cause that's my fave part and I get sad if I can't render things for a while 💀#1k

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totally-sapphic-posts · 8 months

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Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them