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rxskomi · 1 year

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A little warning: uses of some vulgar words, descriptions of poop and farts :D

Other than that enjoy this little whatever I wrote because umm yeah I was feeling goofy 🤪

A daily life with Atsumu Miya consist of trying to see who could get to the bathroom first. Well that's because when one of you goes into the bathroom it'll be half an hour minimum. What are either one of you doing in the bathroom for so long you may ask.. well you see when you or Tsum take a dump you guys are normally either scrolling TikTok or listening to some podcast/audiobook and trust me as someone who does that it'll take you a LOOONG time to finish.

But this time, this time you remain the victor of getting to use the toilet first. Or in Atsumu words 'he went easy on you and gave ya a head start' and thus Atsumu is left to wait outside of the bathroom in your bedroom for his turn to use it.

" POOPIE PIE CAN YA HURRY UP I NEED TA USE THE BATHROOM TOO YA KNOW" Atsumu whined as he really really need to use it.

"Sorry babes, I gotta do what I gotta do yaknow" you replied to which he groaned. (Can you imagine Tsumu just holding in his shit? HELP)

When Atsumu couldn't wait any longer he went to get the spare keys to the bathroom and unlocked the door to barge in. What he saw though... Was you sitting on the toilet on your phone, not even shitting cause your pants are on.

"WHY YOU LIL-" Atsumu stops himself before he could finish it and just pulled you off the toilet bowl and took off his pants and all and sat on it with lightning speed then proceeds to let out the most LOUDEST, WETTEST, STINKIEST fart along with a stream of the most revolting shit sounds.

"EWWW A LITTLE WARNING WOULD'VE BEEN NICE SHITHEAD" you scrambled out the door and shut it tightly while holding your breath trying not to gag on the toxic gas that just came out of your husband.

After he was done using the bathroom, you refused to use it for the whole day and even went to a public shower place to take your shower to clean yourself from that stench.

You still love Tsum Tsum tho, and from that day on you never hogged the bathroom again and you would always let Atsumu use it whenever he needs it 💀

#hq atsumu miya #HELPPPPP #this was me on the toilet when this idea came to me #PLS TELL ME IF THIS IS WELL YK DISGUSTING #IM SORRY #I APOLOGIZE #haikyuu #haikyuu on crack #or its just me on crack #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#miya atsumu x reader #atsumu miya #drabble(?)#i had to restrain myself for using the skull and crying emojis bcs i was dead when i made this post #like laughing dead #💀💀😭😭😭#tsumu has stanky butt #wayhey

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