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sunlightfeeling · 6 months

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Fiiveee shots of gin is su yummy

def recommend….perhaps……

#esp when uber cramping cuz fuck feeling :3 #also #i internationally spelt shit wrong okay?#<- okay THATS hilarious #I meant international #intentional #stfu #I love you #ramblin but not a gamblin man #am I tmi posting again?#soz #I’m watching the Batman rn……..I should go back to that so uh #byeeeee #. . . .#like actually sorry I don’t remember posting this but ill leave it lmfao

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potatobugz · 5 months

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dugon my friend my buddy my pal

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bruciemilf · 8 months

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Dude bros will choke on their own dick cheese before admitting Bruce Wayne is autistic while saying "Bruce Wayne is just a mask he uses to blend in with regular people" with their whole chests huh. Babe do I have some news for you

#bruce wayne #batman #battinson #text #text post #also very hilarious and funny that these mfs look at a grown adult who cosplays furry sherlock while giving ppl boss lvl brain damage #and say ' okay but thats more logical than autism' listen bitch its bad enough you utilize a vigilante and symbol of communital justice #as a patriarchal symbol of self-righteousness. don't take THAT away from him as well!!!#dc #dc comics

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shepscapades · 4 months

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YOU.

UMMMMMM

#SRIBAFOGBSMFGB #THE WAY I KINDA DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE BUT THATS REALLY FUNNY #you KNOW #that when I was drawing edamame I was like #‘okay what can I put in doc’s hand’#uhhhhh (< the only tool she looked up was something sharp enough for destruction and it’s a micro electronics tool anyway so that’ll do!)#(it’s a circuit board micro inscriber)#BUT ITS HILARIOUS IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS FORESHADOWING #tooootally on purpose guys. 100%#ask #dbhc ask #destruction #dbhc doc #dragonheart2497 #literally so funny #art escapades #dbhc theories

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jade-len · 5 months

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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

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josephtrohman · 10 months

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my mind is a safe, and if i keep it in we all get rich.

#shoutout to my loyal fans who asked for this /j #in my drafts since nov 8 2015 bhkfdbsfhkdskfh #these are okay only thats why i think they would have stayed in the drafts if not for the happening of today.#happy 27 day to all that celebrate #i also think these og images would HIT with like a smfs edit but clearly i dont have the skills for it vfdhkbnfkhdnvkjd #fall out boy #hilarious that the lyrics i chose are ones patrick forgot lolol #my post

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luck-of-the-drawings · 4 months

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OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!!#LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together #nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH #MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH #emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page #ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words #BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming #like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY.#okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN #edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT #ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!!#“HERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!” “ILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.” like come on now. oh my god. i need him #BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY “LIGHT!”#TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD #OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process #IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence #REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES!#anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags #U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!

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torchstelechos · 4 months

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I would apologize for scum posting but if I stop posting about Binghe I think my brain would explode

#svsss #luo binghe #Look okay LOOK #I love SY but LBH has my whole heart because I think hes a fucking hilarious protag there is something viscerally wrong about him #and his husband loves that abput him. I DO TOO THAT BOY IS AMAZING #Honestly despite his redflags I would date him <3 #thats how you know im aromantic btw I think his red flags are cute <3

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songofstrawhats · 6 months

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Hi yes hello I cannot stop thinking about Kaya going off to medical school (I think realistically she'd be in more of a private internship situation but GO WITH ME HERE) so she's at med school and her classmates are like ooh girl have you got a special someone we can hook u up if not

And shes like hahaha there is sort of someone he's so sweet and such a fun storyteller he was really there for her after her parents died and they both left home to follow their dreams but they write and she hopes they can make something together someday

And her classmates are alternately like aww how sweet or like babe if you don't wanna go on a blind date you can just say so you don't have to make up a canadian boyfriend

And Kaya is mostly very good at medical school and very helpful when her classmates are figuring out how to study and sometimes she doesn't know basic things about how the world works but they all help each other out and then sometimes she'll do something concerning like stare out into the ocean and say 'oh I hope Usopp is having fun out on the Grand Line'

And they're like ........right okay he's a storyteller isn't he lmao the Grand Line is a metaphor hahahahaha for a moment there I really thought your not!boyfriend was out on the Grand Line for real or something hahahaha

And Kaya's like no i was seriously he actually is, last month he sent me a letter about [insert relevant plot point here idk I'm only at Alabasta]

And her friends are like ...........as a Marine? Kaya please say that your not!boyfriend who has run away to follow his dreams and ended up on the Grand Line joined the Marines. Or that he's lying to you. Kaya please say psych right now

And then they conveniently walk past a wall of wanted posters and Kaya is like OH LOOK THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE!!!! Awwww his bounty has gone up I'm so proud of him ^v^

And her classmates are there just like ......... and reassessing everything they know about her lmao

#does this count as fic????????? idk!!!!!#lori chat #one piece #kaya #usopp #the hilarious thing where kaya is telling gods honest truth and due to usopps sphere of influence people still lowkey think shes lying lmao #god forbid she mention the whole thing with the black cat pirates xD xD xD #at least one of her classmates is like hey if youre gonna be dating a porate at least youre dating one of the top crews #and kaya is like well were still not officially dating and everyone is like THIS IS THE LEAST OF THE ISSUES HERE #at least one other of her classmates has somehow had a run in with the strawhats (or a relative has) and understands immediately #they become besties #usopp shows up on kayas doorstep and finds her hanging out with someone they rescued like 1200 chapters ago and is like ?????#and kaya is just like hey babe want some tea also we should get married ive already reserved a venue i hope thats okay #ANYWAYS #GOOD NIGHT

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rpfisfine · 3 months

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alex's job description for every intro: look beautifully into the camera, nod at everything aleksa is saying, occasionally exclaim "yeah", "yep" and things of this nature, sometimes even say a sentence or two. nothing else

#i dont wanna sway your guys' opinion but i think this is some of my best work if im being honest #hes literally a passenger princess but for youtube videos can anyone in the world hear what im saying at all #ididathing #boy boy #alex apollonov #aleksa vulović #hes only done intros like a handful of times ever but i especially cant get over the jordan peterson video where he was the one to do it #and he literally did an okay job but aleksa nitpicked everything he said and bullied him so bad for it for no reason that he hasn't #attempted it since thats the most tragic and deeply hilarious in the world to me like.....ok aleksa....#no one in the world could do a better job than you i guess.....(true)

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hydrangeyes · 5 months

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I really do love how the fandom has their ship but man do I wanna see a bit more of the rivals to codependent to lovers route more

#satosugu #in which them beefing in the gym was hilarious to me and i wanna see that be a part of their early friendship stages #and THEN it turns out theyre both so stupid they just wanna kiss each other #you know that whole yakuza vibes where fighting definitely means more than just fighting #idc what anyone says #alot of yakuza could have been solved if they'd shut the fuck up and talked in some cases kissed even #anyway #i need fics where they talk about how fucked gojo's mental state must be over all #cause your telling me someone who was born so powerful and is hated because of it and only treated well (in a distant sort of way) is okay?#like damn geto had him snatched with that one scene #i need more shoko love frfr also #also does geto ecen eat given he has to eat curses and shit like they cant put that shit in some soup or a smoothie or something???#i need a fic where gojo cries but like the quiet kind cause he's always been the stronfest and strong people would never cry like a weakling #type shit #i want a fic where gojo learns new emotions as he's taught to unlearn the damage his title and family have given him #like genuine joy or non deadly fear or or crying is okay #i need geto to have a support system thats not just gojo like theyre each others number one's but theyr both fucked up #they needed adult nanami in their lives imo cause my guy seems to be the only one who got it

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shitpostingkats · 7 months

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There are two, possibly three oneshots planned in the yugioh gc au for the sole reason of making sure the Arc V bois and girlies get adopted and happy endings.

#arc v I may have mixed feelings about you but its the show than made me start writing this darn thing #because I feel compelled to write out what happened to the yubois and bracelet girls #as well as adressig Yuya's staggering mental health issues #anyways #Yuri as Jaden's weird little intern i WILL fight to make this happen #as well as Yusei adopting Yugo and Rin #Yuma's too young to adopt but thats okay at least Yuto and Lulu have an actual home to go back to #the possible third installation is Jack and Crow helping Yugo and Rin move out of their apartment and getting to meet their au selves #just because I think this is a hilarious concept #yugioh gc au #yugioh #arc v #yugioh arc v #ygo arc v

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tmos-time · 29 days

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really funny having an identity crisis before noticing all the through lines to the people ive had feelings for lmao

#tmos talks #i still dont remember that doodle tag i made tbh. oh well lol #its hilarious though. 'man thats wild that i got a crush so fast maybe im not... oh. wait. oh ive known this person for months--#--and have known ABOUT them for a couple years and have thought they were cool yeah okay cool okay sure'#<- this has happened TWICE to me this year btw. at a certain point i might have to suck it up and identify as demi lol #maybe ill find a nice flag i like that makes me appreciate the label for myself more. idk. the ace flag is still a nice catchall umbrella

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 5 months

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only hot girls get emotional about the relationship between jesus and judas every night

#my roman empire actually #very apt talking about the romans lmaoo #no but fr #me picking which bible story to never leave my mind:#the entire book of job? the amount of slaves that god just allowed to die whilst moses was growing up? abraham and issac? no #(i mean yes but)#these two mfs and their complex intricate realtionship that makes me want to set myself on fire #im not a christain anymore but thats only in the last couple of years #i was raised by very religious parents and partook in everything until i was about 18 and started deconstructing everything #but lemme tell you #a lifetime of religious teachings stays in your head #and theres smin special about these two okay #(and the fact i identified most with judas over everyone else in the bible should really have been something i paid better attention to tbh)#i dont know how to tag this #i dont want angry christains coming after me #are there angry christians on tumblr because honestly thats hilarious #jesus x judas #judas iscariot my guy #anyway gonna go add to my judas pinterest board goodbye #queued post

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creative-robot · 3 months

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And coming out of fucking nowhere with a fairy-typed steel chair it’s KALOOOOOSSSSSS

#hands clasped. please bring back mega evos please bring back mega evos please please PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE #I hope we see the eternal floette PLEASE let us see the eternal floette PLEASE LET US HAVE SOMETGIBG ABOUT THEIR STORY AGAIN #also them calling it Pokemon Legends Z. like okay thats hilarious actually #also hey. hey. give me a thousand clothing options again regardless of gender in true XY fashion again please #robot rambles #pokemon presents

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celestair · 1 year

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as someone who only ever watched the bsd anime i love to see people on tumblr freaking out over the manga like what is even going on at this point

#this is why i refuse to read the manga btw #i value my mental health #and honestly i dont wanna see the whole dazai vs fyodor thing bc that would last FOREVER #but every once in a while i get a post talking abt fyodor chuuya and dazai and i find it hilarious bc i dont understand anything #im completely out of the loop #and thats okay #i love bsd but after dead apple i kinda gave up on trying to understand it #i think im just too dumb that movie got me ?????#anyways i aint readin all that #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader

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