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levi doodles <3
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I've heard that Disney+ will be removing some of it's content. Do you think there is any danger they will remove So Weird, or other disney channel shows or movies? I really hope not. The disney channel stuff was a huge part of the reason I got disney plus, since I probably own most of the theatrical movies anyway, so I don't need disney+ for that.
(For anyone who hasn’t heard the news, Disney plans to decrease what it creates for Disney Plus in the next two years AND remove content that doesn’t get a lot of views in order to save money. Think of what happened with Warner Bros./Discovery/HBO Max last year.)
I think there’s a 60-40 chance right now that So Weird could be removed. The DCOMs are probably safe though.
Disney Channel celebrated its 40th anniversary a few weeks ago and one of the PR tactics was to have ESPN ask a question about DCOMs and then have their other Disney-owned properties answer. I don’t believe they would have bothered doing that if they had it in mind to cut them out.
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Also, Disney wants to cut royalties and music licensing fees. They’ve already gone through the trouble of replacing songs in their DCOMs (Bewitched in Rip Girls, Youngstown in Genius, etc.) and in the case of The Other Me where *NSYNC was replaced at launch now the movie is gone entirely.
So Weird’s original music belongs to Disney BUT it was only the second season - with SheDaisy and The Moffats - that went missing back in 2019. Those songs are "live" performances cut between scenes so the rights would have to be paid.
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Other than EvD, who is mostly remembered but still out of the spotlight, there aren’t any “notable” stars. (No offense to Dionne and Mackenzie but it's safe to say Disney isn't keeping the roofs over their heads.) And despite the similarities and connections to Sulphur Springs, Halloweentown, Parallels, etc. the show is rarely included as recommendations along with them.  
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Note how Double Teamed - with EvD and Levis costar Mack - isn't even first.
What might help is that the residual checks are small (i.e. budget friendly) and with the upcoming Goosebumps series, having So Weird as an original, dark 90s throwback could be useful if Disney wants to maintain some sense of history in their quasi-rebranding to “expand their audiences”.
Plus (no pun intended)
they did include it in their original launch lineup to begin with
we hear often from people who say they watch it frequently
so while little watched it is consistently so
season two did return shortly after
and it's been left alone since
to the point where our livestreams marathons haven't been hit with copyright takedowns
I imagine the highest payouts go to Henry Winkler for being an EP, but what monster would keep a check from that guy?
Then again, we've spent more time watching So Weird OFF Disney-owned platforms than we have with the last three years on one. And if WB can scrap a $90 million dollar movie now would be a great time for Disney to erase any memory pre-2001 in favor of "general entertainment".
As for other Disney channel shows, it might be a case by case basis. There's also the possibility of a "Disney" show moving to Hulu or vice versa until the merger is done. And that won't be until after January 2024. The news only broke this week.
Thanks for the question.
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Put On Your Raincoats | Come With Me My Love (Wishman, 1976)
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Come With Me My Love starts in the 1920s, when a turtleneck-sporting Jeffrey Hurst sees his wife Ursula Austin in bed with another man. When Austin is found out, she tells him, unimpressed, "You fool, I never cared about you. He's the only man I ever loved."In a burst of anger, Hurst kills them both, and then dismayed ("Even in death you're not mine"), turns the gun on himself. Flash forward to present day (by which I mean the seventies), and a woman the spitting image of Austin’s character and conveniently also played by Austin comes into the same apartment. Yet sinister (and arguably sexy) events transpire, as the ghost of Hurst (in the same turtleneck, but captured in photonegative effects) terrorizes her in sinister (and arguably sexy) ways, like having sex with her while invisible, and killing her other sexual partners. (And seemingly causing their lovemaking to be drawn out for hours. I guess he takes a one for you, one for me approach.)
Come With Me My Love is one of two hardcore pornographic features directed by Doris Wishman. Like at least a few other directors who ended up working in the genre, she apparently didn’t like it too much, and may have delegated the filming of the hardcore scenes to an assistant director. This definitely feels true to the results, as the scenes feel anonymous and mostly divorced from Wishman’s overall visual style. Of her work that I’ve seen, the premise most brings to mind Indecent Desires, where a woman is sexually terrorized by an evil loner with a voodoo doll. In that movie, Wishman’s floating camerawork finds a poetry and poignancy in these scenes, so that they carry a certain charge. Yes, we’re supposed to be enjoying this woman being stripped naked, but at what price? Here, the indifference with which the explicit sex is captured never really evokes the tension between our prurient enjoyment and the plight of heroine. And aside from maybe one group scene that had a slight Rube-Goldberg-esque configuration and rhythm, I found most of the sex scenes pretty boring, but I suppose if you like these people enough you might get something out of it. I’m watching it in 2022 through a Doris Wishman auteurist lens. Perhaps it played differently to the degenerates in the porno theatre. If one of them pulled a Fred Willard during their screening, I wouldn’t hold it against them.
This does have a pretty respectable cast for a ‘70s porno, featuring the great Annie Sprinkle as the heroine’s sexy neighbour, the great Vanessa Del Rio as the heroine’s sexy...friend (I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t pay too much attention to what their relationship was, but I’m also not gonna complain if Del Rio shows up in a porno), the great Robert Kerman, the...uh pretty good Levi Richards, Nancy Dare and Michael Gaunt, as well as the aforementioned Hurst. (Austin I’m not terribly familiar with, although apparently I’ve seen a few of her efforts.) Gaunt and Hurst have been very funny elsewhere (in American Babylon and the non-porno Sex Appeal, respectively), although they don’t really get to use such talents here. (I must note that Hurst’s mustache in photonegative makes him look like a jack-o-lantern, so I suppose he did provide a few chuckles.) I will note that Sprinkle has the great idea of trying to cheer up Austin with a bout of lesbian sex, which is always worth a shot, and in another scene wears a dress with a cute print. So she was obviously my favourite character. And in classic porno fashion, this has a pretty eclectic soundtrack, at one point channeling Henry Mancini’s Touch of Evil score and at another point regaling us with xylophone music. I assume this was the cue to the audience to pull a Fred Willard.
And if the sex scenes lack her signature, the movie is unmistakably a product of Wishman’s hand in other ways. The patchwork depiction of the opening murder, with the shot of the clenched first, the shot of the gun, and the fact we don’t actually see the gun fire, feel both abstract and tactile in ways that feel entirely Wishman-esque. This style is applied even more amusingly to another death scene, where characters are supposed to be looking at a man who fell to his death from a window, and you get two people looking to the left of the screen with their heads slightly lowered, no actual shot of a window, and a decontextualized closeup of a man's face on the pavement. (Let me pull out my protractor and see if this breaks the 180-rule.) This has a surprising amount of sync sound, or at least people moving their mouths in the direction of the camera. (I assume the sound recording budget went further with a porno.) The Wishman touch even sneaks briefly into the sex scenes, with the slow pan to the mirror to evoke Hurst’s invisibility and the slow pans back (I assume to give him enough time to hide or come out from behind cover). We also get a goofy outdoor scene to fill the runtime where some punkass kid keeps throwing snowballs at our heroine. And like many of Wishman’s movies and many porno movies, this looks to have been shot mostly inside apartments, although I haven’t been studying her work closely enough to determine if this is the same apartment as her other movies. The wallpaper is a memorably angry shade of red, although it’s hidden in the earlier scenes through the sepia-toned footage.
So yes, there is some of the classic Wishman magic here, just usually not when people are fucking and sucking. Unfortunately, that’s a good chunk of the movie.
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About to rewatch No Matter Where You Go There You Are part 2, which is a relief compared to yesterday because part 2 is one of my absolute favourite episodes, I’ve watched it many times and could probably recite it by heart (okay, that’s a slight exaggeration, but still), so there’s no worry about trying to follow the plot when I have a headache lol.
Also it’s one of Guy Henry’s very very best Holby performances (one of James Anderson’s too, for that matter), so there’s that.
Edit 1: I’d forgotten the first scene of this episode was an Ollie one. And that it was directed by David Innes-Edwards.
Edit 2: I love Becky. She’s a bit annoying but she’s a sweetheart really.
Edit 3: JOHNRIK
Edit 4: THE JOHNRIK FLIRTING IN THIS EPISODE IS SOOOO CUTE
Edit 5: I’ve talked about “You look exactly the same as you did the last time I saw you!” (and how that moment of flirting makes Henrik actually GRIN, something he rarely does at all, let alone so soon after Fredrik) and John practically bowing down to Henrik, but can I mention “You should walk! People need to see you.” Like... let’s be honest that wasn’t about John wanting Henrik to reestablish himself as CEO, that was about John wanting to show off his trophy husband. :’)
Edit 6: Ollie sussing out Gaskell as a fraud. I did say he’s good at reading people.
Edit 7: I love Henrik in his Black Trenchcoat of Angst.
Edit 8: Henrik recites the “what happened to Mr. Griffin can’t happen again” speech basically, like literally almost exactly word-for-word twice in quick succession - first to John and then to Essie and Fletch. Something something language issues under stress something something.
Edit 9: Morally ambiguous John my beloved.
Edit 10: My autism king stimming at his desk!
Edit 11: Ken! I still can’t believe this man was in the final ever episode of Holby, that’s so wild.
Edit 12: John clapping his hands together and shouting “TRANSPARENCY!” is inexplicably hilarious to me.
Also the way Henrik calls John “professor” in this scene has ‘I’m having a bad day but you’re hot but also I’m kinda mad that you’re hot’ vibes.
Edit 13: SEE SEE SEE HERE’S HENRIK YELLING AT JOHN FOR GIVING OLLIE FALSE HOPE. Sound familiar?!?!
Also, “there is no more Dr. Valentine!” Sorry, Henrik, but about that...
Also also, I should have a reaction gif of Henrik yelling “THIS ISN’T PROGRESS!” for whenever someone praises Holby’s terrible exploitative ‘issue storylines’.
Edit 14: I love the amount of Johnrik scenes in this ep.
Edit 15: Ooh, Ollie crashing the meeting!
Edit 16: An interesting realisation I’ve just had about this ep is that Ollie may remember more of early!Henrik than recent Henrik. Which would fit with (and re-contextualise) a lot of the things he says to him. Especially the whole ‘everyone hates you’ speech later in the ep.
Edit 17: John being weird on his gay little dictaphone. I love him.
John also seems genuinely devastated when he says the problem was the implant.
Edit 18: “Wouldn’t you love to know what he’s thinking? The Professor? How he sees things?” Mostly he’s fantasising about doing certain things in Henrik’s office, I would imagine, Meena.
Edit 19: “I was fast asleep when Mr. Levy’s face appeared on my phone. My tired, sleeping brain half thought he was in bed with me!” XD
Also, Ollie going “You see that?! *laugh* He’s TIRING!” while watching Henrik do the operation is basically me when I torment Henrik in my angst fics.
Edit 20: Parallel between Sacha pointing out that Henrik looks tired in this ep, and Henrik pointing out that John looks tired in The Three Musketeers.
Edit 21: OMG IT’S THE “THEY’RE NERVOUS AROUND YOU, HENRIK” SCENE.
Edit 22: “You don’t even know the name of the patient, and you’re telling me I’m the one who can’t do this anymore!” This episode was SO CLEAR about the CEO job being extremely harmful to Henrik’s mental health and him being miserable in it and him needing to go back to being a surgeon to be happy. Why did Holby backtrack on that by the end of this series??
Edit 23: The parallel between Henrik shouting “Mr. Copeland, get out of here now!” in Group Animal and “Mr. Copeland, stay in the room!” in this ep.
Also, copy and pasting this from my S20E03 post, because I find it really fascinating:
“Ooh. Ollie mixing up pronouns regarding a patient - “He’s… she’s waiting on an abdominal CT?”. Of course, Henrik goes on to do the same thing 10 episodes later right before his meltdown: “Right, he’s nearly… she’s… forgive me.” (And Ollie laughs at him for the mixup!)”
It feels too small to be a deliberate parallel but it’s also so similar that if it’s a coincidence it’s QUITE a coincidence.
Edit 24: The amount of impact the “You will never be a doctor again!” argument loses when they brought Ollie back as a doctor :(
Also, Fletch in his Fletchsplaining era.
Edit 25: god the complete flip between Henrik’s rage and him pinning Fletch against the wall, to him seeing Ollie and breaking down in tears... BRILLIANTLY written and Guy’s performance was utterly incredible.
Edit 26: god god GOD Henrik breaking down and leaning on Ollie for comfort I just. aaaaaaaaaaaah oh my heart. Guy’s performance, man.
Edit 27: JAMES FUCKING ANDERSON, EVERYONE.
Also, John looming up on Essie.
Edit 28: Making Ollie a doctor again really, really ruined the impact of this episode. Sigh.
Edit 29: Frieda giving Becky and Ken each other’s phone numbers is adorable.
Edit 30: Henrik leaving the CEO position after this really really should’ve been permanent.
Edit 31: Henrik reminiscing about the ice skating :’))
Ollie making Henrik give him the token is a dick move though. Let the man have his comfort object.
Edit 32: “You can’t live a lifetime of penance.” GAAAAH.
Edit 33: They should never ever have brought Ollie back as a surgeon.
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What pets the brothers would get
Just me assigning pets to the demon bros because i love animals and Levi's section is written purely from experience, have fun reading it!
Ps: just wanna thank my mutuals cuz yall mean a lot to me and i might just be a random tumblr account on the internet for you but i love you <3
𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻
This man barely had time to take care of one creature, another might just have him dying from exhaustion
So he’s going to settle for a small potted plant
He makes sure to take good care of it, watering it everyday and using just the right fertilizers to make it thrive
The plant probably won’t have a flower, mostly because if it’s too captivating a certain someone might steal it *cough* mammon *cough*
Besides he likes how it blends in with his room instead of standing out too much
It’ll also probably be one he can propagate so it sorta lives on forever (or at least a part of it)
Tried to give it a name once but immediately cringed at himself
Wont let anyone touch it, not even you, even put a protective spell on it
𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷
I mean, he’s already got his crows so…?
If he really wanted one, he’d get a pigeon because they don’t make much noise
Probably found a chick outside and nursed it himself, named him Falcon because it’s cool
Thought him how to fly by running around the HOL while holding Falcon in front of him like that scene from the Lion King
At first he was a little grossed out by the pooping but eventually just becomes indifferent to it.
Tried to potty train him but failed and somehow ended up teaching him to poop on command instead which is still pretty cool
Makes it a point to always carry around paper towels in case of emergencies
Gets really attached to the sounds he makes, finds the cooing noise really soothing. Cheers him up instantly whenever he’s feeling down.
𝓛𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷
Parrot fish!!
He bought it on an impulse because it was orange and reminded him of his Henry
Names it Henry the Third (what did you expect)
Quickly realizes just how chaotic this fish can be, it would constantly chase Henry 2.0 around and steal his food, has to separate the tank in two with a mesh.
One night he woke up to a weird spark sound and had to check all his equipment to make sure nothing was damaged
Turns out it was just Henry the Third spitting rocks at the glass
He’s a little annoyed but loves the enthusiasm, ended up getting 2 more and names them Fourth and Fifth
Was ecstatic when he saw one of them laying eggs but immediately got mortified when another came and started eating them
𝓢𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓷
You know EXACTLY what he’s going to get, a cat!
Doesn’t matter what type, as long as it’s a cat he’s happy
Will play with it a lot, getting super attached
Gave it a name once upon a time but ended up using so many nicknames he forgot, and so did the cat
Now it responds only to his voice, no matter how much you pspsps the cat ain’t gonna bat an eye
It won’t ever leave him alone, constantly rubbing up to him and begging for treats even if he has work and he always gives in
Starts getting behind on schoolwork so Lucifer has to monitor his playtime and he HATES it
Ends up playing with the cat a lot more often at midnight
𝓐𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓾𝓼
He doesn’t want anything that roams free since it might cause a mess, considered getting a plant like lucifer but in the end he got a Tarantula
Thought he’d get bored of taking care of it but somehow got super attached
Probably got a female tarantulas and named her Princess.
Super paranoid after learning they can die if they’re dropped, will only handle Princess if absolutely necessary
Isn't too grossed out with the feed but stores it outside his room because god forbid a roach makes its way on his bed he will burn his room
Went all out with the enclosure, made it as comfortable as possible but he had to hold himself back form adding decorations to it that stood out too much.
Molts on the same day as Princess and they keep each other company
He's usually holed up in his room alone when he molts, not even letting you in because he looks 'hideous', but tarantulas don't talk
𝓑𝓮𝓮𝓵𝔃𝓮𝓫𝓾𝓫
Definitely a dog! Specifically a German shepherd.
Names her Bacon because she loves…bacon
He doesn’t walk the dog he runs her, devildom pedestrians are constantly scared
Let’s her play with Cerberus all the time and sometimes joins in as well
Playtime always ends up in a huge cuddle pile and he's always covered in the smell of wet dog the next day
At first he didn’t think he’d have to train her, he didn’t want to be mean to Bacon
But one day she growled at you out of nowhere and he knew it could escalate, so he starts doing simple training
Stuff like ‘stop’ ‘sit’ and ‘find’
‘find’ is his favorite, whenever someone would hide food from him, Bacon would show him exactly where it was.
𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓻
Everyone was worried what he’d get, since he barely has time to take care of himself.
Ends up getting a cat as well
Cats spend most of their time sleeping so he feels a connection :)
He loves the purring noise, can easily fall asleep to it
He subconsciously hums back, sorta like purring back to let the cat know he's happy too
He's usually the type to flop onto bed but now he always checks his sheets before sleeping, afraid that he might crush his little furry friend
Overall a 10/10 experience
However, whenever he's sleeping in demon form his tail sways and the cat always plays with it
Sometimes he gets woken up by it chewing on his tail, tried to bite back for funsies but got a foot to his face instead
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Can u make mc is the actual owner of Cerberus when he was a pup but villagers killed him because they thought that he was a monster and what how would the brothers and the undateable react to that when mc started to cry when she saw Cerberus headcanons
Oh Beans! I totally spaced when reading this and only have the brothers.
I'll post what I have here right now, but this will also be on AO3, so if you keep checking/subscribe there, you'll get a notification when I've added the undateables! It might not be for a while though, since I'm about to start school again ^-^;;
Who's a Good Boy?
The Guard Dog of the House of Hades. A vicious, three-headed hellhound that only the fallen Morningstar himself could command. Unfathomably massive. Devourer of demons, angels, and humans alike. Notoriously difficult to groom.
That is Cerberus, Lucifer’s extremely volatile pet named after a figure from Greek mythology for reasons no one truly understands. The creature has struck fear into the hearts of its housemates, and the Devildom at large, for what feels like ages.
So when MC cries upon seeing the wolf-dog for the first time, none of the brothers are especially surprised. How could a human cross such a monster’s path and live, after all?
Except those who weep in fear usually don’t then barrel full-tilt into one of the monster’s furry legs, babbling incoherently about how they thought they’d never see him again.
One of Cerberus’ heads leans down to the human, and the brothers panic, fearing the worst. It opens its mouth, revealing razor sharp fangs—
And licks MC’s entire body in a saliva-filled canine kiss. Now covered in tears and drool, MC laughs as they shake themself off, teasing the hellhound by saying that they already showered today, thank you very much.
“So, did you miss me as much as I missed you?” they ask, giving Cerberus’ central head some under the chin scritches (the only part of its head they can currently reach).
Cerberus boofs loudly, enormous tail waving back and forth at an increasingly hazardous pace.
Lucifer
What.
Lucifer is dealing with a Lot right now. He almost lost the exchange student to his own dog, except apparently Cerberus used to belong to MC?! How?!
He orders Cerberus to back away from the human, part of him still convinced that this is somehow a combination of MC being mistaken and Cerberus playing with its food, but the hellhound actually growls at him and picks MC up by the back of their shirt, tossing them onto its back.
MC, in response, finds new places to scritch.
He stares at the scene for a few minutes, unable to process what his life has become.
Later, once Cerberus finally agrees to let MC leave, they explain to him that Cerberus used to be a puppy in the human world.
Obviously, he was immediately noted as strange due to his three heads, and the people of MC’s village believed him to be an omen of death. MC themself didn’t care, and just saw “lil’ Cerb” as a puppy like any other, albeit an exceptionally drooly one.
He used to be more or less normal dog-sized, but it quickly became obvious that Cerberus was growing fast, and would be much larger than even a wolf by the time he was done. He also became harder and harder to hide.
Unfortunately, one night they awoke to poor Cerberus being chased out into the night by a mob, never to return.
They assumed the worst, mourned, and got on with their life as best as they could. But seeing Cerberus— they knew it was the same dog as soon as they saw him — brought all those emotions right back to the surface.
It’s not hard to adapt to these strange circumstances. Lucifer is actually quite relieved to have someone who is both willing and able to safely help him in caring for Cerberus, and both MC and the hellhound delight in each other’s company.
Lucifer also won’t deny the pride he feels upon seeing MC, the one he loves, getting along so well with his son dog.
Mammon
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The P A N I C of seeing MC within bite-chomp-murder-kill distance of Cerberus nearly killed Mammon.
What the hell is he supposed to do against that furball?! MC’s dead meat, a chew toy, he can’t save them again—
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY D O I N G ? !
Torn between passing out from fear and yelling about how brave and cool HIS human is!
So he kinda just… stands there, slack-jawed, as MC finds a spot on the creature that makes it thump its leg so hard the ground shakes.
Already he’s cooking up ways to use MC’s Cerberus-taming powers to get into all kinds of Shenanigans
Except he quickly learns that while Cerb is much more gentle with MC, it won’t let them distract it from its duties.
Has this resulted in MC semi-unwillingly riding Cerberus as it chases a terrified Mammon throughout the Devildom? Possibly~
Though when MC explains to Mammon how Cerberus used to be their dog, and what had happened to him… He can’t help but feel a touch more sympathetic to the hellhound.
Only a little bit though. It still does try and tear him apart whenever he gets too close, after all.
Leviathan
Levi’s fear metamorphoses into awe much faster than the others’. MC LOOKS SO COOL!! Riding the mighty Cerberus like a steed!
He desperately wishes he had the art skills to capture this iconic moment forever. But alas, a camera will have to do.
It’s a pretty good picture, the comparatively small human sitting on Cerberus’ back like something straight out of a fantasy novel. Levi even has a shot of them accidentally scritching a spot that makes Cerberus breathe fire (like a furry dragon!)
100% gets super emotional when MC tells him how they originally had— and lost— Cerberus as a puppy. It reminds him of his precious Henry 1.0 in some ways…
Begs MC to let him post the photos he took, along with their story as the caption. It’s just too good! It’s exactly like that arc in My Adventurer Boyfriend Keeps Adopting the Monsters He Beats in Combat and Now We’re Running Out of Space to Keep Them!
Like Mammon, Levi also quickly learns that just because he unlocked Cerberus’ tragic backstory, doesn’t mean that the hellhound will treat him any differently.
But sometimes, after a long “walk” with MC, the massive creature will be mostly asleep. And then, his hand shaking, MC will guide Levi to pet Cerberus’ flank. Its tail swishes softly, Levi’s own swaying in response.
Satan
He shakes his head and laughs, torn between relief, awe, shock, and lingering horror for MC’s safety. Of course they can tame even the ferocious Cerberus…
Guess all sorts of angry monsters like MC, huh?
He definitely wants to hear the story of MC owning Cerberus in the past, but first he’s going to drink in the absolutely dumbfounded expression on Lucifer’s face.
Toooootally doesn’t cry upon hearing MC’s story with Cerberus. No way, he’s still a cat person, he swears!
...No one is allowed to comment on Satan’s various burn injuries that occur over the next few weeks.
Not if they don’t want to be left with worse.
Asmodeus
OH SHIT!! Also, ewwwww
Once the fear for MC’s safety subsides, Asmo can appreciate the cuteness and hilarity that is MC with Cerberus. Truly no one is immune to their charms it seems, and their affections know no bounds.
...Is it that same quality that allows MC to continue to care for him and his brothers despite their past actions?
Asmo claims that the smoke from Cerberus’ fire breath is getting into his eyes, prompting him to leave. He has a good long stare-at-a-wall crisis for a bit.
Learning MC and Cerberus’ story only makes him mushier. Their tragedy got a happy ending after all!
As much as he loves MC’s charms, he still insists that they de-drool themself before touching him or any of his things. It stinks like brimstone!
Now if they need any help getting clean… That he can oblige~
Beelzebub
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH part 2
As one of the physically stronger brothers, when Lucifer’s not available it’s Beel’s job to groom Cerberus. He knows how dangerous that mutt is.
But apparently not for MC “Knows No Fear” over there!
As Cerberus continues to remain docile in MC’s presence, Beel starts to appreciate the cuteness of a human and their giant hellhound.
Unabashedly mushy upon hearing MC’s story about Cerberus. The themes of losing a loved one, only to find them much later in a new form… it kinda hits a little close to home for him.
(It’s not a perfect analogy: Beel knows MC isn’t Lilith, but having them as part of her legacy is undeniably cathartic. It’s why he doesn’t share these exact feelings with them, since he knows they’re uncomfortable with being compared to her excessively. Still, he can’t help but note the comparison.)
Naturally, he’s also very happy to have a very useful partner for grooming Cerberus. That living nightmare turns into an overgrown puppy whenever MC’s around. It’s much easier, and much safer, to work with this way.
Plus, it means he gets some quality time with MC! And there’s nothing quite like the fond smiles they share with him during these moments.
Belphegor
He has got to be dreaming. No way is this actually happening— nope, Mammon just stepped on his foot, and that hurt, he’s awake.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Does MC not fear death? Is that it? Did that part of their brain just completely shut down when he killed them?!
Unlike the others, he can’t really shut down his panic. Sure, right now Cerberus is acting all cuddly, but that could change on a dime. That dog only listens to Lucifer, and right now all Lucifer is doing is staring gormlessly at it!!!
He nearly loses his hand trying to pull MC away from the creature (which it naturally did Not appreciate).
“Belphie, wait! It’s okay,” MC reassures him even as smoke blows out of Cerberus’ nostrils.
They explain their history with the hellhound, how they rescued it as a puppy and then lost it to the angry and frightened people of their village.
Belphegor can’t help but recall their expression when he told them about his imprisonment, the outrage there mingling with a much older emotion. Is that why they were so quick to help him?
He’s still wary of Cerberus. He refuses to be fooled by any facades the creature may be putting up.
But one day, MC invites him to one of their “playdates”. Cerberus watches him like a hawk, growling when he first approaches, but MC just shushes and soothes the monster until it allows him closer.
And maybe, after a few tense minutes, the pair begin to relax around each other.
And maybe, Lucifer has a picture of MC and Belphegor curled up in Cerberus’ fur as the three take a mid-afternoon nap.
And maybe, Belphegor lets him keep it.
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So my MC is basically just general MC but with a backstory/more specific likes and dislikes
All my fics for unnamed gn! mc × mammon are based off my MC because their personalities are so similar & it's easier to write with a concrete figure in mind [ AO3 ]
If you know me by now, you know it's gonna get long as I explain things, add headcanons and the reasons behind them, add links to theories about the lore/world building/general mc & add links to any fic of mine that's relevant
This became a semi masterpost for all my posts dissecting + discussing general MC × Mammon's relationship & for 14 of my fics :))
Also asks are temporarily open again because I got lonely
And for context (& because I can't draw people):
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My theorised OM! time frame -> 3 years from S1 to S4 & why
1. How does your MC react to being summoned to the Devildom?
In this theory , I said that at some point in history the existence of the other two realms was an open secret to (at least some) humans but with the war, the rebellion & them practically shutting themselves up it became myth & then transformed into religion
Under this theory, a lot more humans would have been raised hearing stories/myths/folklore of the other realms. The interpretation of the realms and their residents may vary between people but the core is the same.
Eliza's mother (like general MC's mother was supposed to be) was a painter & a descendent of Lilith, who despite not being religious was very interested in the stories and so painted scenes from them.
Eliza didn't spend long with their mother (theory)* but the stories featured heavily in what little time they had together so they grew up seeing angels/demons in the same way most people see sentient/intelligent aliens.
aka:
You don't put much thought into it in your daily life, you're completely fine with never seeing one/confirming they're real, if someone asks if you believe in them you shrug & say "who knows" while 75% of you believes they probably aren't real. If confronted with hard evidence of their existence you'd probably be more shocked about seeing them/meeting them than the fact that they're real
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In OM! at the very beginning it also says that MC signed up for an exchange program I believe? As in they weren't just randomly kidnapped. They were given the opportunity, they signed up and instead of going to where ever in the human world they were supposed to go they ended up in a mythical realm
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More than being shocked that they were kidnapped by monsters under the bed, they were shocked that the cultural exchange program they signed up for was with aliens
So they adapted to it a lot quicker than they should've though a part of them still believed they were dreaming until they hurt their wrist when Levi tried to kill them
*this is mostly to explain why general MC doesn't seem to have a family, why they're so ready to leave the human world & join the brothers' family, why there's never a mention of more descendents of Lilith which rightfully the brothers would be interested in
Ik there's no mention about others because this is MC's story and they also needed to make MC more customizable for the players but since my MC is general MC I needed a solid reason for it
3. How does your MC feel about Cerberus and Henry?
They adore Henry 2.0 and make a point of asking Levi how he's doing every once in a while (mc asking Levi how Henry 2.0 is doing is actually canon and adorable!!)
They absolutely whipped their phone out to take pictures of both Henry 1.0 & Cerberus while they were being chased/attacked by them.
By this point of the game, as long as they're not sneaking into the labyrinth, Cerberus has come to accept them as just another member of the household and (like general MC) their rotation of chores now includes grooming/walking Cerberus.
They've got a lot of pictures of him taken by their professional camera and they have an entry on him in their "journal"/ the book they're putting together about the animal life of all three worlds
They're still trying to convince Barbatos to let them go to the dungeons in the Demon King's Castle to take pictures of Henry 1.0
4. How would your MC react to the brothers almost killing them and/or hurting them?
They don't even register Mammon's threats and have no problem snapping back at him from the beginning*¹
When Levi & Beel try they're in a dazed numb shock and they remain quiet till (in Levi's case) Mammon brings out the line about 'dying next time they're in trouble instead of letting anyone else save them' and the line itself and the entire situation is so ridiculous that they end up laughing (somewhat hysterically) as everything catches up with them.
In Beel's case they're shocked out of it when Mammon blames them for eating Beel's custard and they immediately start scrambling to defend themself to Lucifer, while also throwing Mammon under the bus.
When Lucifer tries to kill them the first time, they hardly remember any of it but they're silent and contemplative afterwards.*² They try not to dwell on any of the times and they push themself to keep looking forward
Asmo's & Satan's ones put them off the most because they were both the ones who were initially nicest to them without needing to build any deeper friendships/connections. Asmo & Satan's threats were graphic and sounded like promises more than threats. They tiptoed around the two of them after that and found comfort in the pacts because it meant they had a way to defend themself. Satan apologising meant that they relaxed around him quicker than they relaxed around Asmo.
They usually dismissed Lucifer's threats, pretending that if they didn't believe them or sneered back at him/laughed them off, it'll mean Lucifer wasn't serious. Though I did end up writing a whole fic about the time Lucifer hurt their wrist*³
They were angry when Lucifer tried to hurt them the second time. They were betrayed and livid but things happened so fast afterwards it got pushed back and the only resolution they had was when they got to punch him (in the shoulder/arm) after they reunited
They stayed away from Belphie/tried their best to interact with him only when the others were around. In the end their desperate need to reunite the family (because hell they went through this much BS they might as well see it to the end) won out in the end and they interacted with him more than they were comfortable with in order to do so. Remember Gisella who said you never forget the way you die? Their body hurts now - some days (most days) it's barely noticeable but on others they can't even make it outta bed. On these days, even after they're completely comfortable with Belphie and usually have no problem napping with him, they can't even look at him without flinching away.
After nearly getting killed so many times and then actually dying and being brought back to life, what little self preservation they had completely disintegrated. They now have a tendency to make light of all the near death experiences and any future experience as well - as a way to cope? No! They're perfectly fine! :)))))
5. What would be your MC’s favorite class at RAD?
Devildom Zoology & Devildom History
7. What job would your MC like the most?
They technically are a wildlife photographer but are currently without a stable job
Photographer because of all those pictures on Devilgram where the LIs are staring at the camera with heart eyes but the photos itself looks like they were taken by a professional
Wildlife photographer because they need to be patient, cool & calm, adaptable, used to dealing with possibly dangerous animals etc and MC having a job where they need all those traits would explain how they got used to the chaos of the Devildom so easily
10. Where would your MC go to escape it all in the Devildom?
They'll usually take their camera and head out into the woods.
11. How would your MC react to going back to the human realm after spending a year at RAD? Would they try to go back to things being normal?
They try to put on a brave face when leaving, specially because they always knew this was coming but they're absolutely devastated and they feel stupid for it.
They don't have a family (unknown father, dead mother & no relations at all from her side) and have always moved around too much + worked too much to form any deep relationships (both platonic & romantic) and so they've never really found a place or people in the human world where they can come out of their shell/open up more (something that Lucifer notes in S2 is that MC is now more open about their emotions). Despite this they've always being fascinated by families & in the Devildom they felt like they finally found their place so having to leave and not knowing if they'd ever be back was heartbreaking
They tried to get back to normal but the world now seemed duller and they were, ironically, homesick*⁴ & counted the days till their once a week calls.
(Like general MC) They lose weight during their time in the human world.
Despite all the evidence that everything that happened was real there are days when they wonder if it was all a dream and:
I headcanon that Eliza's pact with Mammon is on their right palm for many reasons (the most prominent being that scratching your right palm means you're going to get money) but also:
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After leaving the Devildom in S2 they move to a bigger apartment & get a roommate because they start getting luckier with money so they can afford it and after the loud chaos of the HoL they needed to hear someone else moving around their home*⁵
12. What would your MC write their paper on for the exchange program?
It'd mostly be a general paper covering all topics - from culture & food, to the people & RAD (they gloss over a lot of the "nearly dying" parts)
Additionally in their time in the Devildom they start photographing the animals + supernatural creatures they find there and then doing research on them. They get a thick old blank paged tome (the actual book from Satan, but with Solomon's magic so that they never run out of blank pages & so that only they can open it) where they make entries for each animal/creature with the research material they found & attached pictures.
13. How would your MC wear the RAD uniform?
They normally wear a similar uniform to the brothers. They start the day with everything neat & in place and end it with their tie tucked into a pocket, the jacket open, the shirt's first few buttons unbuttoned. When it's cold they'll have a light-material hoodie peeking out from under their shirt. Every once in a while, they'll wear a skirt with black leggings.
16. What sort of magic would your MC want to learn the most?
Summoning magic would obviously take precedence over everything else but (like general mc) they'd be able to easily pickup healing magic and they find it really useful as well
17. Would MC prefer Diavolo’s dances/balls or Asmo’s parties?
They don't have a preference and the answer could change depending on the day because it's fun to dress up for Diavolo's dances & to hang out with everyone else but they can be overly stuffy depending on who's there.
Asmo's parties are always fun but the later you stay the hornier they get and that can become uncomfortable
18. What is your MC’s relationship like with the brothers?
To make the story fit more with my characterizations, I work under the assumption that not all the characters are in love with Eliza. All of them have somewhat of a passing curiosity (you know when you suddenly see someone you've never liked in a romantic or sexual context do or say something and you suddenly get a flash of desire and wanting that's gone as quickly as it came? Eg: me at the tall dude sitting in the middle of the class and nodding along with my presentation while everyone else was focused on preparing for their own presentations. Nearly dropped down on one knee and pulled out a ring at that moment) - but that's it. None of the side characters have an actual crush on them (except Thirteen eventually). All the brothers had a small crush on them at one point or another but once they realise Eliza doesn't return their feelings it settles into the background - still present but not important (you know when you get a major crush on some person but nothing ever happens and now you're completely happy with their friendship but every once in a while your brain lets out a longing what if)
They're initially a bit in awe of Lucifer (a little bit attracted to him even though they'd gun-to-their-head deny it) until they have the "oh he's an asshole" realisation and then they're scared of him but also willing to put that aside to help Belphie because 1. They can't stand to see Beel sad. 2. The brothers clearly all adore each other but they have so many issues that are tearing them apart and Eliza who has always wanted a family is pissed by how they seem to be taking it for granted. 3. Lucifer was a dick and now they want to be petty and openly defy him. Once things get settled and they realise that "oh he's still an asshole but he's also an overworked, overprotective dad with ptsd" they become more open to the idea that Lucifer's not as bad under everything. They still go out their way to annoy him/defy him but when it comes down to it they'll always listen to what he says and follow his orders. They also tease him about the crush he has on them. They have weekly (sometimes daily) private meetings where they drink tea and Lucifer gets to finally open up and complain about everything.*⁶ Whenever he works late they make him coffee (the kind that bets bitter depending on how much the person making it loves the person they're giving it to). Eliza can fluctuate from being the only other adult in the room that Lucifer can depend on to giving him just as much hell as the rest of his brothers. They'd deny it but they preen whenever he's proud of them because more than anything they want him to accept them. Whenever Lucifer simps for Diavolo (which he does in canon) they always side eye him with the most smug look ever. Their entire relationship can be summed up by Eliza punching him (in the shoulder/arm) because he's being emotionally constipated and they were worried about him and then immediately hugging him tightly.
If you've read my Mammon x General MC posts you know exactly what this relationship is like:
Mammon being terrifying
Mammon & MC sharing a room
He canonically does not steal from them
Mc x Mammon & love languages
MC praising Mammon
MC being a simp p1
MC being a simp p2
Mammon being protective p1
Mammon being protective p2
Summary of their relationship throughout the seasons and how it's changed & the parallels that show that growth
MC & Mammon's crows
Being supportive of each other
Mc being possessive
Mammon's Self Esteem when MC is present
Mammon literally being created to be MC's best friend
Mammon vs Solomon
Mammon Vs the new characters
Mammon x mc 🔞
MC hearing about Mammon from the perspective of other demons
Mammon x MC & teasing p1
Mammon x MC & teasing p2
Why Mammon made the pact *⁷
Mammon x MC playlist (specifically "Stand by You - Rachel Platten" for Eliza × Mammon from Eliza's pov & "Family - Mother Mother" for Eliza's thoughts about the brothers)
Mammon & MC's business p1
Mammon & MC's business p2
Mammon being the original morosexual
Mammon x MC being Enemies to friends to lovers
Mammon - consent, apologising & prioritising where MC is concerned
Mammon x MC in S1 & S2
Overall, they're partners in crime/best friends who are stupidly in love with each other
And I think their relationship can be summarised as:
Being dumb best friends who are in love*⁸
MC being protective af P1*⁹
MC being protective af P2*¹⁰
Eliza is very indulgent of Levi and considers him a best friend as well. They're always up to binge watch anime with him, play games, go to cons, cosplay & sing karaoke. They take a heavy interest in whatever he's doing while also gently brushing away the crush he has on them. Though in my version, mostly to avoid hurting Levi, his crush is mostly superficial and becomes a "friendship crush" once they get close (yknow that one friend you have no romantic or sexual interest towards but you're a bit in awe of them & would also totally marry them no questions asked). Levi's the one who introduced Eliza to anime/manga/games and though they don't watch/play them on their own they're always more than happy to stay up the whole night doing so with Levi.
Satan & general MC have the most underrated friendship is2g. I have a half written post about how similar the two of them are which I'll post later and then add the link here but till then trust me, they are very similar - their situations more than their personality (though personality wise there are some similarities as well) and they tend to find comfort in each other because of that. Eliza can always depend on Satan whether it's with help finding research for a certain animal, helping with a spell they're supposed to learn, helping with work at RAD etc. He also feels comfortable about opening up about all his issues to them and he trusts their opinion more than anyone else's (remember in S3 when he looked at them to confirm who he was as a person?). They can also exist in comfortable silence around each other, both doing their own thing. Eliza is also a comfort and stabilising force for him when he's upset (literally just all their main interactions in S3. How they sat together and held hands in silence when he was upset in S3 was absolutely beautiful). They constantly recommend books to each other and have discussions about them.
They have a friendly indifference towards Asmo until he threatens them, makes a pact with them and then starts coming on to them strongly all in the same night and then they become wary of him and make sure to keep their distance. They do soothe things over once Asmo realises Eliza's just genuinely not interested in him and that he has an opportunity to make a friend without anything romantic or sexual involved, just someone who's not at all attracted to him in that way and while it does still annoy him, it also piques his interest. He can trust them to be upfront with him about anything without attraction clouding their judgement so he can actually get an unbiased, objective opinion from them about what actually looks the best on him. He still flirts with them but now it's just to see them fondly roll their eyes. He is a very heavy Mammon × MC shipper and is more than happy to play wingman (P1 & P2). He paints their nails and actually starts Eliza on self care routines and the occasional spa days. He's very clingy with them and once they become proper friends they don't mind having him hang off their arm or cuddle into their side.
They're very protective of Beel because they somehow see him as a little brother despite the fact that he could break them in two using just one hand. The whole reason they agreed to help Belphie was because they saw how upset Beel was about Belphie being gone. They always carry around snacks for him (like general MC) and though they would hate it if any of the others just randomly/spontaneously picked them up and carried them places they don't mind if it's Beel. They have however stolen a number of his t-shirts & jackets because they're huge and comfortable. They're always up for trying a new restaurant with him because, like Beel, they're not fussy about food and will try anything at least once. While they always make sure to buy food/bring him food if Beel texts them & asks, they also hold him accountable when he eats their labelled food. They always go to his matches and he usually manages to drag them to exercise together (MC is canonically able to kick open Levi's locked door and all that strength must come from somewhere). Like general MC; Eliza, Mammon, Levi & Beel hang out and get into trouble frequently & have weekly gaming nights. I can't find the post I made about it (but you can play the locked chapters of Lesson 4 to see what I'm talking about), Beel also "ships" Mammon × MC
Eliza initially doesn't trust Belphie and refuses to help him until they see how upset Beel is and agrees. They form a friendship while Belphie tells them stories about his brothers from inside the attic. After he kills them, they're much more wary of him, to the point that they feel uncomfortable standing close to him - though they push this all aside for the sake of everyone else. Even at the time of making the pact they are uncomfortable around him but making the pact and then hanging out with him & Beel starts soothing over their fears. Though going to the attic at all is painful for them at this point. Belphie isn't oblivious to any of this but tries his hardest not to let it affect him. (I have a fic based on this but it's not complete yet, when I finish it I'll post the link). After they become proper friends, they don't mind napping with him or even being in the attic with him alone, though they're less touchy-feely with him than they are with the others despite loving him as much as them and considering him family. On days that their body hurts a lot they avoid him and he knows how to recognise those days and retreat to the attic to sleep them away. After the pain has gone or reduced to its normal state (which can take 1-3 days) they always make sure to immediately seek him out so that they can nap together. They've also learnt to use him killing them against him. Eg: Belphie: refusing to do something that they really need his help with. Eliza: "Hey, remember that time you killed me :)". Belphie's also one of the brothers with a bigger/more persistent crush on them.
Overall, they're family.
And I have 2 mini fics that explore the relationships between all of them & MC:
MC and physical contact during pact formation*¹¹
Eliza and giving gifts during the brothers' birthdays*¹²
+ 1 fic of them all being a family with Lilith*¹³
19. What is your MC’s relationship like with the side-characters?
Luke is their son adjacent if that makes sense? He's not their son but he's close? Like a little cousin or a nephew. They're very indulgent of him and happily go along with whatever he says. The trips with Mammon & Luke to look for mythical/supernatural creatures becomes a thing.
They're much more quiet/subdued with Simeon than they're with any of the others because they hold the same sort of respect for him that is usually reserved for your grandfather. If Simeon liked Eliza romantically (which he doesn't in my version) he'd be grandfather-zoned and I think it doesn't get any worse than that
They're the least close with Barbatos and are somewhat intimidated by him and so are much more reserved when interacting one on one with him. They do taste test human (& Devildom) teas for him pretty frequently though (like general mc)
So canonically MC is probably the first person to see Diavolo instead of Lord Diavolo and yeah. Lucifer & Barbatos are still obviously Diavolo's closest friends but Eliza becomes his go to for more emotional problems/rants. He's going to gush about the exact colour of Lucifer's eyes for 57 minutes and Eliza is going to think "damn maybe there are perks to being homophobic :/" but they're going to (painfully) listen till he's run out of steam, because who else can he tell any of this to? And then they're going to suggest he actually tell Lucifer that he has beautiful eyes because if they get together hopefully this will stop (if they get together it will only get worse). Diavolo does tell Lucifer, but it completely flies over his head because he's oblivious like that and "haha it's just Diavolo being Diavolo". Eliza considers throttling him. Diavolo can also trust them to be painfully blunt and give their honest opinion when he makes suggestions about any new ideas/parties.
They have a lot of respect for Solomon but they also think he's batshit crazy so while they're willing to help him out whenever, they're always wary about what exactly that will entail. They do work very hard though because, while naturally being hardworker, they also want to live up to his (non-existent) expectations (seriously mc could breathe and solomon would be proud). He's also their go to when they want to complain about the brothers (as much as they love them). Because they're so curious (nosy) they do get frustrated by how much they still don't know about Solomon and how he evades the questions when they just straight up ask him.
Bonus:
They completely indulge Number 2 in his need to terrorise Mammon and happily play the part of Number 2's other parent*¹⁴ despite knowing that this is a full grown man who's much older than them. That being said they're not above threatening him with bodily harm when he pushes them right to the edge (which is true for all their relationships with the brothers and which is true for general MC as well)
Remember these seven little assholes? Eliza absolutely considers them their weird ass adopted kids. (Valago & MC) (what I think they look like with the help of the above picrew)
20. What is your MC’s relationship like with Raphael, Mephistopheles, and Thirteen?
Raphael starts his intro by more or less telling MC that they've heard bad things about each other and this holds true for Eliza as well. After everything they've gone through in the last 3 years, Eliza is somewhat protective of the brothers so their guard is up around Raphael. They have no real reason to pick a fight with him but they also tend to go out of their way to antagonise/tease him. Despite this they really are trying their best to be more civil because Lucifer asked them to + they want to mend the bridges between the three worlds as fast as possible. Despite their reluctance, because of how adaptable they (and general mc) are, they end up working fairly well with him
Eliza can be oblivious (and I think it's hilarious) so it takes them a while to realise who Thirteen is. As in when Thirteen accuses them of breaking into her house they're genuinely like ??????????? They go with the flow when Thirteen's pissed at them but they are genuinely confused about who exactly Thirteen is and why she's upset until some time later. They're also curious about her and her way of talking sometimes reminds them of Mammon. Thirteen's own extremely fiery personality makes Eliza take on the role of calming her down, even if that means drawing the attention towards themself. When Thirteen eventually gets a crush on them it's going to take them the longest time to realise it/believe what the others are telling them. Unfortunately for Thirteen (and me cause: Thirteen🥺❤) they get a lot of "little sister" vibes from her and treat her accordingly (did I somewhat unconsciously decide this to stop myself from jumping ship to Thirteen despite leaving Mammon being clearly against Eliza's personality? Maybe.)
Up to this point they're mostly indifferent towards Mephisto or at most annoyed that after everything he still wants to oppose their place in the Devildom. Also no matter how much fun they have with getting on Lucifer's nerves they're protective of him when someone outside of the family & their close friends do so. After getting to know him better they become his go to place when he wants to rant about something and they willingly listen even if they occasionally (somewhat fondly) roll their eyes and wonder how they ended up here.
**Despite being everyone's therapist + problem solver, Eliza tends to keep their own worries, problems, doubts, anxieties & hurt to themself until someone notices and forces it out of them and this is probably because they've been independent/self-sufficient almost their entire life. (This is something general MC also does either on purpose or accidentally as seen in the "snowed in" event)**
*¹ Perspectives (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
Lucifer watches as years pass and everything changes.
*² Hook, Line and- (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
Five times Mammon used a bad pick-up line to try stealing the exchange student's wallet and three times he didn't.
*³ Warm Nooks and Such Things (unnamed gn!mc × mammon)
They were hurt.
They were lonely.
They were tired.
What they wanted, what they truly wanted, was a nap. Obviously they hadn't taken a certain demon into consideration.
*⁴ Interlude (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
They try to suppress it. The ever looming shadow of their homesickness. His presence helps.
Also there's a spider.
*⁵ From the Other Side (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
Mammon and his human watch movies for Halloween and Mammon wonders what exactly is wrong with humans.
*⁶ The Thing About (Demon) Families (implied unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
In which Lucifer reflects on one of his six annoying baby brothers while a human not-so-silently judges him.
a.k.a. the one where Lucifer is trying his best to be a good big brother but in all honesty he probably needs therapy (they all do)
*⁷ Familiar Strangers (unnamed gn mc × mammon)
Mammon gets a little more time with the strange angel his little brothers picked up and picks up a few things of his own.
*⁸ The 5 Step Plan to Scamming an Angel (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
They place their bet. Five steps. That's all it'll take to utterly and thoroughly neutralize the Devildom's second most powerful demon.
*⁹ Certified Idiots™ (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
Someone had hurt their First Man and they'd walk through hell to make things right.
*¹⁰ A+ Pillow Talk (unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
He was lying to them. It's what he has always been doing. And they deserved more. They deserved so much more. He owed them so much more. And for once this was a debt he wanted to repay.
a.ka.
That one post-coital breakdown we've all definitely had
*¹¹ Physical Contact (implied unnamed gn! mc × mammon)
Physical Contact made during the Pact formation for all 7 brothers
*¹² Demonic Celebrations (my mc x mammon)
Six minfics where the human exchange student celebrates the brothers' birthdays
*¹³ Speaking to Myself (very lightly implied unnamed gn! mc x mammon but mostly just the brothers grieving Lilith)
He missed her more deeply than was comprehensible but he would always remain eternally grateful for the human sleeping curled up in their room.
*¹⁴ A Whole New World (unnamed gn! mc x mammon)
Mammon was way too old to be discovering new kinks but the human has always had an odd effect on him
Related:
Facts about General MC
MC's Magic
MC being questionably human
MC's Flaws and why they're not a "Mary Sue"
My MC in more Detail
MC Ask Meme
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The Infamous House of Lamentation Cuddle Pile
Idk if this is a headcanon or a fic, but here we gooooo
The Curious Incident of the Infamous House of Lamentation Cuddle Pile
Let’s just say MC had a no good very bad day. It might have even been a lost-a-bet-and-had-to-eat-Solomon’s-cooking kind of a day
When they got back to the House of Lamentation, it was time to collapse. The floor of the common room looked *very* tempting, but they trudged up to the attic.
It turns out that Belphie was there first, much to MC’s surprise. MC noticed lumps in the bed, sure, but assumed that they were pillows and did their best dramatic flop, squishing the demon in the process. 
You would think Belphie would be startled; But if you think this exact same situation hasn’t happened with Beel before, you’re wrong.
He just lazily turned to MC, long enough to give them a grumpy look, and then buried his face back in his cow pillow. He may or may not have been secretly glad to *be* a pillow, but he would never tell. 
But where there’s one, there’s undoubtedly the other. Beel came looking for Belphie a minute or two later, wanting to relax and watch a movie (possibly with some popcorn). When he saw Belphie’s head peeking out from underneath MC, he smiled a bit to himself and settled beside his two favorite people in the world, propping himself up on the headboard. He’s a careful cuddler, and if he can’t be on the bottom of the pile, he will be as gentle as demonly possible.
MC was satisfied that the attic sandwich was now complete, but now there were voices downstairs, echoing in the entryway. They tried to snuggle deeper in between Beel and Belphie to drown out the noise, but the door burst open.
In came Asmo. He had been looking for the MC ever since he heard they came home tired, wanting to make sure they were alright, and that they got enough sleep last night. He was stopped in his tracks though. He had always thought the attic sandwich was overwhelmingly adorable (and maybe he was just a bit jealous of it as well) but this was a whole other plane of existence. He rushed over, and promptly put an elbow on Belphie to lean over and tell MC how adorable they were. He began to chat about his day, and the best posts he saw on Devilgram, never stopping to acknowledge the occasional snarky comment from Belphie. If allowed, he will absolutely begin playing with MC’s hair. 
Luke shows up a bit out of breath and peering around the door. He had just escaped the commotion downstairs and almost turned around when he saw yet more demons, but when Beelzebub motioned him over he sighed, defeated, and trotted over to the bed. Beel pulled up his knees, and Luke plopped down cross legged in front of him, beginning a tale of being called a chihuahua yet again by Lucifer. And so the pile now numbers 5.
Simeon marched up the stairs to find the very smol angel. Simeon, like Asmo, wholly endorses cuddle piles, albeit he suspects not in the same way. He politely asked to join the pile, and somehow manages to do it quite gracefully, lying side by side with the MC, while staying in head-pat range of Luke. He couldn’t help but think about how wonderful it was that the MC had brought them all together like this, and he began to drift off, wondering about how best to translate that quality into Henry...
Satan came up to try and find a quiet place to study, as now his least favorite demon was tearing up the house, trying to find Mammon. He debates briefly whether or not to move on to the library, but Asmo caught him as soon as he poked his head in the door, and pleaded for him to join the rest of them. Satan sighed, but a puppy eyed look from MC convinced him to settle on top of the headboard and try to continue his reading as best as he could. MC, now thoroughly squished by demons and some angels to boot, was positively beaming. Satan could swear that if he listened close enough they were actually purring, and a smile crept across his face, almost without him realizing it. Once he did however, he used his book to shield his face (and his now very prominent blush) from view.
Levi shows up with a laptop, looking very grumpy. He has been spam texting the MC for the last half hour because they said they would stream the premiere of the new TSL movie with him. He is even more grumpy when he realizes that the MC is sandwiched in a bunch of normies, but when given puppy eyes will begrudgingly set up the projector in the attic to watch the movie there. When he’s invited to attempt to sit on the  now-very-full bed, he gives them all the look of utter horror, but once more pleading eyes from his Henry win the day. Levi gingerly sits on the very edge of the mattress closest to MC, mumbling about normies and covering his face. He startles a bit when Belphie starts snoring from the depths of the pile, but otherwise settles in.
This did not last long. Shortly after the movie starts, in a tense scene between the Lord of Corruption and the Lord of Fools, the door bursts open again, scaring Luke into Beel’s chest. Mammon was doing his best impression of Cerberus’s zoomies, and dove headfirst into Levi, knocking him further back into the pile. He then proceeds to burrow as fast as he can, trying to hide. After explaining in very hurried terms that unless he hides now his future is upside down and attached to the ceiling, he covers himself with the edge of a blanket. His brothers (except perhaps, for Beel, who personally thinks that Mammon is great for hugs and therefore great for cuddle piles, and Belphie, who at this point is mostly unconscious and couldn’t care less as long as the MC remained on top of him) all internally debate kicking him out of the pile, but a murderous look from the MC puts a stop to that. MC grabs another edge of the blanket, and they create a tent to keep in the warmth. Levi.exe stopped working, as after being knocked over he was now directly on top of the MC. He might’ve complained about Mammon, but at the moment his brain was too overloaded from how impossibly cute the situation was. Not even in his favorite team sport anime was there anything that could have prepared him for this. 
Solomon shows up not long after, waving his DDD in the air with a suspiciously familiar picture— Levi nearly shushes him, but when he took a closer look at the picture on the phone, he blushes hard and retreats under the blanket. On his DDD is a selfie Asmo took with the whole pile behind him. 
“Asmo, you called?” Solomon is grinning ear to ear, and without asking sets himself down beside the mischievous Avatar of Lust. Asmo does his best to make room for him, not wanting to exclude anyone from the monstrous pile. Solomon, being a human, takes up no where near the amount of space that, say, Beel does, but his legs just couldn’t quite fit. He solves the problem by making an ottoman himself, drawing some glowing purple rings and symbols in the air beside the bed and crossing his ankles over top of them. He congratulates Levi on his choice of movie, and leans against the pile to watch.
They all get to about the midpoint of the movie, when Asmo feels that he’s somehow forgetting something. Something, or someone important… He was about to forget it when Diavolo climbs through the window asking “dID yOU FOrgET ABOuT ME” appeared in the doorway, looking utterly offended.
He quickly forgives them for apparently forgetting to invite him to the cuddle party, and advances on the bed. He stops, turns around and oh no he’s doing a trust fall—
The whole pile groans and Levi wonders if he’ll be able to breathe again. Diavolo, on the other hand, could not be more delighted, putting his hands behind his head and asking about the movie. 
Barbatos watched, amused, from a corner of the room. No one is exactly sure how or when he got there, but that wasn’t at all unusual for Barbatos. MC asks him to join, which prompts Levi to silently plead for his lungs, but Barbatos politely declines. Being pestered further however, the prince in particular putting up a strong argument, Barbatos gives a slight smile and manages to find a single open edge to precariously balance on. He laughs a bit to himself, at the very least glad that everyone is getting along for once. MC is pleased, but both they and Asmo could still tell someone was missing…
Lucifer was having a difficult day. He couldn’t find Cerberus, who was due for a brushing, and he had begun to worry about the MC, who came in with a face so beaten down that it made him of all people feel beyond exhausted. On top of that, Mammon had the audacity to inform him that he had planned a spur of the moment get together at the House of Lamentation with Purgatory Hall, Diavolo, and Barbatos in which he promised that Lucifer would do the cooking.
Mammon had disappeared, and so Lucifer sat down at his desk defeated. He would message Diavolo in the meantime, asking to perhaps try a different day, or to go out to Ristorante Six instead. He picked up his DDD to do so, but something nagged at the back of his head. The House of Lamentation was too quiet. The last time the house had been this quiet, Satan had rigged a glitter bomb in the kitchen that took several decades to wash out. He still shuddered at the thought of green glitter. He was brought out of his thoughts as the DDD rumbled in his hand. A new Devilgram post? The image that came up was from Asmodeus’s account... 
Mammon was busy arguing with Levi about how no I don’t want ta cuddle with you weirdos, I’m just lookin out for my best interests, s’all. What dya mean tsundere? Look who’s talking scale boi when the poor, beaten-and-abused attic door was slammed open once again. 
Lucifer loomed, putting on his best lecture face. Mammon was so far beneath the pile at this point that Lucifer would have to pry them all apart to get to him. 
“What in the Devildom do you think you’re doing? Being cute won’t get you out of this.” Lucifer begins to explain that snuggling the Prince of the Devildom is improper at a time like this, Mammon should learn not to pull others into his promises, etc. Barbatos is unimpressed. Lucifer definitely thinks this is cute, but he would never, in any time or realm, admit it.
He continues uninterrupted, but something can be heard padding up the stairs. A minute or so into his speech, he is suddenly toppled over, careening headfirst into the pile.
Absolute confusion from everyone involved, and a very, very grumpy Lucifer. Also chaotic laughter from Satan, who is now directly above Lucifer, sitting on the headboard.
Cerberus has arrived, claiming his spot atop the pile. He proudly sits on Lucifer’s chest, as if to say to the MC, look what I brought, aren’t I a good boy?
Lucifer makes an attempt to get up, but then Diavolo, Asmo, Simeon, and the MC began pleading with him to stay a while. He melted a little on the inside, but when the MC grabbed his hand to stop him from leaving he broke, and resigned to stay, just for the moment. He closes his eyes, for once relishing the fact of being surrounded by his family and closest friends. Cerberus curled up on top, content that he had brought the last piece to his puppy pile.
And so they stayed like that for the rest of the night, even after the movie ended, only pausing for Asmo to get his softest blankets and pillows from his room. Satan got drowsy while reading his book, eventually nodding off and moving from the headboard into the pile, and accidentally leaning on Lucifer and Cerberus. Lucifer was more than surprised, but he vowed not to move a muscle so he wouldn’t disturb the sleeping bookworm. Diavolo took the other side of Lucifer resting his head on Lucifer’s shoulder, and even Barbatos relaxed against the pile, folding his hands on his chest, and glancing every once in a while at Luke to make sure he was comfortable. Mammon and Levi shared their spot squishing the MC, heads together and snoring lightly. MC hugged and held hands with whoever was closest by, occasionally shifting their weight to hopefully make Belphie more comfortable. Asmo and Solomon leaned on each other on one side of the bed, Asmo co-opting his magical ottoman and curling up as best he could. Simeon, oddly content with his spot near the bottom at the pile, was dozing away peacefully, somehow still graceful but letting out a small, perfectly pitched whistle as he breathed in and out. Last but not least, Luke had rolled himself into a tiny angel ball against Beel’s chest, and Beel left one hand on his head at all times. Beel was the last to fall asleep. He was too busy smiling, feeling fuller now than he had in ages.
All photo evidence of the event mysteriously disappeared, and that was how the infamous House of Lamentation cuddle pile happened, cross my heart and hope to sneeze.
RIP Belphie
PS Asmo is platonic and non-platonic cuddle king, fight me on it.
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dorkus-mcdingus · 3 years
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Obey Me Bartender AU
Not sure if this needs a trigger warning but I put one in it just in case. I wrote this one night purely for self-indulgent reasons because while I myself don't drink much (It's mostly because alcohol makes me really sleepy), I really love the aesthetic of bars and cocktails.
In a very picturesque city, there's a bar run by a team of seven brothers.
Mammon and Asmo often work the busier nights like Friday and Saturday and they're probably the more popular bartenders there. You bet that they needed paperweights because of how many patrons gave them their phone numbers.
Beel and Belphie usually work together but on more slower days. Those who do see them will often comment how close they are. Well... They are twins after all. Beel sometimes has a habit of sneaking snacks on the job or drinks while Belphie can be pretty lazy but people often excuse it for how cute he is when around Beel. Although Beel doesn't understand why people give him their phone numbers but I suppose it's more kindling for the fireplace back home.
Satan and Levi seem like an unlikely duo but they're a surprisingly good team together when they bartend. Now if you're a nerd, those two are your guys since Levi often makes drinks based on different series he likes (anime, manga, and ESPECIALLY TSL) while Satan likes to make his drinks very artistic and like his big brother, will make a few cocktails inspired by different book series he likes. Levi often hosts TSL trivia competitions so be there if you're a major simp for Henry like he is.
As for Lucifer, he often works behind the scenes making sure everything is running like clockwork. He's the kind of manager that every Karen fears y'know? It's the family's bar and if you disrespect the staff (AKA his brothers), you're disrespecting him. You may see him bartend sporadically throughout the week but you're very likely to catch him bartending alone on the slowest day of the week but in Lucifer's case, it's nice to be able to chat with the patrons that come in.
(Their specialties are below the cut)
Drink Specialties (these are my headcanons so take them with a grain of salt)
Lucifer - Known for making really fancy looking cocktails. Ones that look waaaay to pretty to drink but are incredibly delicious and DANGEROUS. Will also be the one to troll those who come in with a fake ID. If they complain, they should wait until they're old enough. He'll also be more than happy to serve his guests tea to help warm up on a cold day.
Mammon - Often makes the classics as well as some with a bit of a spicy kick.
Levi - The nerd who makes anime, manga, and other geeky inspired cocktails (he once made the two shots of vodka cocktail purely for the lolz)
Satan - Often makes his cocktails look very pretty and DANGEROUS. Also the one who makes geek inspired drinks based on different shows he likes as well as books.
Asmo - Known for doing more crazy looking cocktails especially ones that looks so good that you'd post them to Instagram. Also fancy cocktail maker no. 2
Beel - Kinda makes the crazy cocktails that you don't know what it would taste like. He's got an adventurous palette so his cocktails reflect that
Belphie - He's a simple guy. So the less complicated the cocktail is, the more likely he's going to make it. On the occasion where he does make a complicated cocktail, he either makes it taste strong or makes it dangerous
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Could I Be Your Husbando?
AN: This one is a bit longer mostly cause I like writing Levi. For some reason, his personality comes easier to me. Some mild swearing, abundance of pet names because I’m feeling super sappy. 
[Scene: It’s game night with Leviathan. Both Mc and Levi sit in Levi’s room with Levi focusing on his game. He hadn’t said a single word other than a grunt of acknowledgement when MC came in, bearing several bags of junk food. The two sit in an awkward silence for a while.]
MC: 
Levi:
MC: You know, if you don’t want me here, I can just leave.
Levi: *doesn’t even turn to look at MC, his attention fully on his monitor*
MC: *sighs, gets up, and goes to leave. They only manage to crack the door open before it is slammed shut. MC looks up to see Levi hunched over, one arm around them, the other braced on the door.* 
MC: *sighs again* Levi, talk to me babe. I’m not a mind reader.
Levi: *mutters something softly*
MC: *turning to face Levi and gently places their hands on his cheeks* What was that hun? I couldn’t understand you.
Levi: *still muttering, but a bit louder*...’ts not fair...
MC: Leviathan, I need you to speak a bit louder than that. Please?
Levi: *yelling* IT’S NOT FAIR! Why are you letting my brothers call themselves your husbands?! What’s with that anyways? Mammon won’t fucking shut up about being your first husband, and Asmo still goes on about his dumb dream wedding with you! What about me? It’s because I’m a gross otaku isn’t it? That’s why you haven’t said anything about me being your husband, right?! 
MC: No no no baby, it’s not that. Look at me please? *pulls Levi’s distraught face closer to their’s so his forehead rests on their forehead, but Levi’s eyes are looking off to the side* Listen, it started off because I noticed that my pacts with you guys were a lot like marriage agreements. Hell, when Satan made a pact with me, it reminded me of wedding vows. I brought it up with Beel and Mammon and then just rolled with it. If being called my husband makes them happy, I let them because I want everyone to be happy.
Levi: *doesn’t say anything, but is now looking into MC’s eyes as if looking for a lie*
MC: Levi, I didn’t want to spring this on you because I know how you are with affection and shit. I care about you dearly, you’re my best friend, my Lord of Shadows to your Henry. If you want to call yourself my husband, you can. I want it to be your choice okay? *softly rubs their thumb on his cheekbones*
Levi: *blushes and looks down at the ground* C-can I be your number one husbando?
MC: *smiles and kisses Levi’s forehead* If that’s what you want love.
My Vow to You [Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 ]
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astrablossom · 4 years
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Brothers & Undateables reacting to seeing Male MC almost naked
You sigh out loud to yourself as you step out of the shower, water dripping down your now fresh and clean skin. It had been exam week and you were stressed out beyond belief, you deserved a little alone time. As you open the door steam rushes out and you grab a nearby towel, wrapping it around your waist. Just as you were about to sit down and dry off you realize your phone isn’t on your bed. 
I probably left it in the living room, you think to yourself and before you have a second thought you left your room, the towel being the only fabric giving you decency. As you trek down the halls your mind drifts to what the brothers might be doing. It didn’t occur to you that they might be in the living room. As you approach the living room you hear noise, specifically Levi badgering Mammon to give him his money back.
When you peek your head in you see all the brothers and surprisingly Diavolo and Barbatos in the room. Belphegor was eating with Beel, albeit nodding off every few seconds, Asmodeus was curled up on one side of the couch on his D.D.D no doubt checking his social media. Satan as usual had himself engrossed in another thick covered book. Diavolo, Barbatos, and Lucifer sat a nearby glass table discussing amongst themselves something to do with RAD. Out of the whole scenario Mammon and Levi were the loudest, bickering away as usual. You momentarily forget about your phone and enjoy the somewhat domestic scene before you.
Subconsciously you let out an exasperated sigh, leaning your body against the empty door frame as you watch the brothers bicker for a few more minutes. After a bit you raise yourself off the wall and make your way to pluck your D.D.D off the glass table.
���Mammon! Give me my money you no good dirty thief!” 
“I ain’t a thief! Besides I said I would pay you back anyways.” You could practically visualize Mammon rolling his eyes beneath his shades as you unlock your phone.
“That’s a huge lie” you quip, not bothering to look up from your phone. You continue talking to the two as you check your messages, unaware that everyone was looking at you. “Do you two ever stop complaining?” Mammon turns, ready to defend himself when his words die in his throat. Levi was about to laugh but soon he too stops, gawking at your naked back. Water from your hair drips down your face and you unconsciously raise a hand to push the offending strands away, unaware of how you were affecting each demon in the room.
Lucifer: Hears Mammon screech and is about to scold him for interrupting his meeting when he stops mid sentence. He feels his mouth tighten at the sight of you and is conflicted between scolding you or carrying you up to him room.
"Honestly, you could've wait until you put some clothes on?" He wasn't fooling anyone. Those red eyes of his trailed your every move. Diavolo teases him for this.
Mammon: Literally the first one to screech if Levi didn't beat him to it.
"Why aren't you wearing clothes!?" The tips of his ears are extremely red and he is annoyed that you aren't too flustered yourself. His eyes kinda follows this one drop of water that glides down your skin and he has a problem looking away. Will try to shoo you away from his brothers eyes, this is only a scene he should have the glory of looking upon.
Leviathan: A entire mess. Will stop bickering at Mammon to look at your backside, starts stuttering and mumbling about how this is exactly like a scene from "My Roomate Has No Boundaries and Is Constantly Making A Mess But I'm Slowly Falling For Him!"
Covers his face but will peek out to look at your chest. It's not like you're built like Beel but for some reason he can't look away. He can feel his Henry down below awakening and is quick to scamper off to hide in his room. In the process he trip and falls on top of you.
"A-Ahh!!!! I'm so so sorry, this is way too boss level for a otaku like me!" He's lucky your towel didn't fly off.
Satan: When he looks up to see what his brother were screaming about he certainly couldn't blame them. You were absolutely marvelous in his eyes, it reminded him of a scene in a book Asmodeus lent him a few months back. He really enjoys the dip in your back and can't help but wonder what that towel is hiding.
"I must say I'm enjoying the show." His book is covering his face mostly. He may sound calm and collective but the slight blush on his cheek is a dead giveaway to how he feels. Will ending up trying to find the book Asmo loaned him.
Asmodeus: Literally squeals because it the first time he's seen your skin on display.
"MC look this way!" He would call out your name as you flip your hair back and you hear a shutter go off. You end up becoming embarrassed and begging him to delete the photo and he merely declines, promising its safety in his files. Will lick his lips and the one eyeing you the most like eye candy. When your about to head back into your room he'll give your ass a nice spank which almost drops the towel.
Gets a message later from his brothers for that photo.
Beelzebub: At first he was too engorged in his food to really notice. But when he does he gives a genuine smile at how pretty and handsome you look. Won't hesitate to tell you as well. He thinks you look like a angel since the living room lights are shining on your wet skin.
"You're really handsome" he gives a small smile, ignoring Mammon screaming at him about how only he should be able to say that and you find yourself becoming bashful, scurrying off to put some clothes on.
Belphegor: Probably the only one besides Barbatos and Solomon that didn't make a big deal about it. He's seen you naked once anyways.
Will opt for watching you walk in and out but will smile if you look his way. He secretly agrees with his brother about your looks and he wonders if your soft as you look. Would probably ask if you would like to sleep together later.
Diavolo: Is drinking his tea when you walk in and is surprised that one of his exchange students feel so comfortable around all the avatars to do such a thing.
"I see you made yourself home here." He would say in a warm voice and when you give him a nervous chuckle, you quick to notice how his golden eyes are looking down towards the V near your legs. Will probably asks you later to come to a private meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Barbatos: Just like Belphegor he is silent. He enjoys the view as he sips his tea and honestly it's hard to pinpoint what the butler is thinking when he has such a poker face.
"Are you enjoying the view?" Diavolo asks cheekily. Barbatos would turn and nods his head before replying. "He has such nice skin. I wonder how it would look after being tied up." You can hear Lucifer choking on his tea.
Bonus!
Simeon: Will avert his eyes out of respect. No sir this is a good angel of the Lord. If you aren't paying attention to how you're affecting the brothers will kindly escort you out.
Solomon: Shady magician will probably chuckle lowly and admire you from afar, sipping his tea and reading a book. He too takes a few pictures but plans to use it as blackmail.
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mageofseven · 4 years
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The Demon Brothers when Discovering they’re in Love
Spoilers: Mentions the end of the first season of the game in Belphie’s. If you haven’t read that far yet, you’ve been warned.
Lucifer:
Feels rather torn when he comes to this realization.
On one hand, he feels that the object of his affection has become too much of a distraction.
The amount of times he finds himself spacing out while doing paperwork because thoughts of you plague his mind is truly appalling to him
But still, he gets lost in the care that you give him and finds your reliability refreshing.
All the nights he stayed up to get his work done and you came in with some coffee to help him along, sometimes unprompted; it’s like you just know when he needs a little boost. 
You even remember that he likes his coffee with a shot of poison. It’s truly the little things like that where he gets lost in your consideration.
Then there are the nights where even some small part of him realizes that pushed himself too far.
It would have been his fourth consecutive night without sleep if it weren’t for you.
“Luce?”
The man didn’t look up from his paperwork. Instead, he finished signing the document before switching papers and starting to skim through it.
“Thank you, MC. Just set it on the desk.” He said, assuming you had just brought him coffee as usual.
“I’m sorry.” You say as you step in. “That’s not it.”
The Avatar of Pride finally looked up and sighed as he saw your empty hands.
“Then what is it? I’m afraid I have neither the time nor energy to chat right now.”
“That’s the point, Lucifer.” You say, approaching his desk. “You need sleep.”
He scoffed at your words. “I can assure you that I am more than capable of doing my work without a few nights of rest.”
“That doesn’t change the fact that you shouldn’t, Lucifer.” You lay your hand on his forearm. “I know you are capable, but still. Please, just sleep.”
He looked up into your eyes and sighed. They held no hint of deceit or trickery. He had grown so used to looking for such signs in people, most commonly in his brothers, but in this moment, he only saw genuine worry in those beautiful orbs.
When was the last time he had seen such? When was the last time someone had shown real concern for him?
The man couldn’t recall.
“Alright.” He relented. “I’ll put the papers away for now, but I expect you to head to bed as well. It’s nearing 3am.”
It was that night, as he laid in bed, that he tried to decipher the feelings within him, floating around in his chest.
When he realized it was love, the man could only shake his head at the thought. After all, he had no time for such feelings, he told himself.
But the more he dismissed them, the stronger they seemed to be within him.
The man even spaced out during a conversation with Diavolo one morning and was mortified with himself.
Obviously, Diavolo was more curious than upset though.
After some pressing from the prince, Lucifer sighed and explained the issue that plagued him.
I don’t think it would be possible for Lord Diavolo to have a bigger grin on his face than he did in that moment.
The prince congratulates his friend on finding someone that inspires such feelings within him and asks about when he’s gonna ask you out.
Lucifer waves away his friend’s words, but the thought stays with him throughout the day.
It would be a lie to say that he doesn’t want to date you, but the man’s pride has always told him that he doesn’t need such a relationship with others, most especially a human.
However, you were no ordinary human. To him, you were special; he could admit that much to himself.
When he finally does ask you out, he’s as calm and collected as he is with anything else
…except for the hint of a blush on his cheeks, seen by only the most observant of people.
This boy is not as in denial about his feelings as you might think.
Mammon:
Mammon recognizes his feelings for you fairly quickly and is pretty honest about it.
At least, he’s pretty honest with himself with the subject, just not with other people.
He knew he had feelings for you since day one. What he should do about them, however, was the questions.
Yeah, he spent a lot of time denying it to his brothers, but that was mostly because he didn’t want you to know until he got himself sorted out. 
That and he didn’t wanna risk his brothers ruining things for him. I mean yeah, he’s had some small crushes, but they never lasted long and none involved feelings this strong.
He just really, really didn’t want to fuck this up.
So he spent a long time keeping his feelings to himself; months easily passing.
Every time he saw you smile or when he heard you speak in defense of him with his brothers, he could feel his face go hot and chest tighten.
You really felt like his human when you did stuff like that. Still, no matter how many times he said it or felt it, it didn’t make it true; not officially at least.
One day, you both were hanging out in his room, studying together.
Well, you were studying. Mammon was just kinda half-assing it. He only agreed to this so he could spend more time with you after all.
Boy was getting all fidgety as he thought…maybe now was a good time to tell you?
You both were alone together, which made things easier. He definitely didn’t want to actually sit here and study either.
Not to mention, if he had to hide his feelings any longer, the poor boy felt as if he’d just burst.
“Oi, MC! I got something to say so you better listen up!”
Your eyes flickered up at him and then back down to your notes, searching for a specific section.
“I’m listening.” You say as you go back to skimming through the page.
Nervous boy looks away from you.
“So…the Great Mammon likes you, alright!” He told you, booming with fake confidence.
“I know.” You tell him, not even looking up from your notebook.
That’s…that’s it? You must not get it. His tone starts to falter.
“I…no! I don’t mean just like!” He leaned in closer to you. “I… I meant I love you!”
You lift your head and smile at him.
“I know.” You tell him before leaning in and kissing his cheek.
The Avatar of Greed’s brain starts to short circuit. Was it really that easy all along?
You laugh at how red his face gets and find it cute. You always had feelings for Mammon and honestly, as much as he tries to be otherwise, he is an open book. Not just you, but everyone knew he had feelings for you. It was just a question of when he would admit it and you had waited patiently for him.
Leviathan:
This boy struggles to even identify the feelings within him for the longest time.
When the feelings do form inside him, he starts becoming a lot more red in the face over the simplest things.
Blushy boy is overwhelmed by basically any compliment you give him.
“Holy–Levi, I was stuck on that level for past month!” You tell him, practically buzzing from excitement. “You’re amazing!”
Levi.exe has stopped working.
It’s not just what you say that makes his brain freeze up. It’s your sweet, excited tone, your smile. The fuzzy feeling in him that tells him he did good. All of it is too much for his brain.
Honestly thinks something is wrong with him when you fixed his tie for him one morning because it was messy and all he could think about for the next ten minutes was the fact that you touched him.
Wait, why did you fix his tie? He always wears it loose like that and you never commented on it before...
Otaku boy is very upset with himself right now.
Tries to avoid you for a while, but after a couple days of this, he heard you asking his brothers if you did something wrong and what you could do to apologize to him.
Poor boy felt bad that he was making you feel guilty when you didn’t even do anything wrong.
Invites you to watch anime with him so you can stop worrying.
He tries his best to act like his usual self with you and honestly, it was pretty easy with him getting so absorbed with the show.
At one point, he had to pause it to rant about something the protagonist just said. 
“I can’t believe it! They completely contradicted part of her character progression from season two! And have the gall to completely ignore that they did it!”
Boy was so annoyed until you stopped him. You pointed out a couple moments from mid-season three and one from season 4 that actually make the protagonist’s words very in character for them.
In the back of his mind, he’s really beating himself up for forgetting that one scene between Tsusaki and Momo
If it had been anyone else or if it was you, but at a different point in your friendship, he honestly would be livid to hear you make such a contradiction.
Levi has bonded with you for so long at this point though that he’s just impressed with your memory and character analysis ability.
I mean, he shouldn’t expect anything less from his Henry, but still, the boy is still loving this.
He’s found someone that not only enjoys the same nerdy stuff that he likes, but can actually have discussions about at the same level. You understand him just like you understand the anime on the screen and it’s characters.
At some point, he kinda got lost in his thoughts about you, checking out in favor of such thoughts instead of your words.
A smile slowly formed on his face as he thought about just how great it was that he found you. Or like, that you came to him, I guess.
He got so lost in all the good things about your friendship that he didn’t even realize at first when his thoughts were becoming words off his lips and had no time to censor himself.
“Man, this is great. This is why I love you.”
Silence.
Levi started panicking, realizing what he just said.
You sat in your seat, confused and a bit flustered.
After all, he interrupted you mid-sentence to blurt that out.
“Gaaah, I didn’t mean that!” He shouted. “Okay, maybe I did; I don’t really know, I just–aaaah I’m such a stupid, no-good–”
His words are stopped by your kiss. It only lasted for a second though because the boy quickly bounced back and covered his mouth with his hand.
You give a small chuckle at his reaction.
“Don’t worry so much.” You tell him. “I’m glad you told me.”
“H…Huh??”
“I…” You blush. “I actually have feelings for you too. I’m glad you said something first or I would have never been able to do… that.”
Levi is stuck wondering what the heck just happened, but as he starts to settle down, he decides he doesn’t really care; he likes how things have ended up.
Satan:
Is another brother that is not really good with his emotions.
Instead of panicking or getting overwhelmed with this new feeling inside of him though, he faces it with calm curiosity instead.
It’s hard for him to fully understand any emotion that is not anger, but he’s always trying to expand his knowledge on such things.
So when he starts noticing how small things you do cause his heart to race or a blush creep onto his cheeks, he’s not shying away; on the contrary, he seeks you out even more, wanting to spend time with you so he can analyze these feelings as they come.
He starts asking if you need some help studying more often since the answer is almost always yes. Study sessions with Satan are always very productive.
He starts lending books out to you even when you don’t ask. He brings you books that made him think of you as he read them, but doesn’t tell you that and presents them as a simple recommendation.
Always feels a sense of satisfaction when you accept them and come to his room later on to discuss them.
Starts reading more books on interactions between people to understand his seemingly strong awareness of you.
Like, why your finger tips brushing his when he hands you something or your shoulder touching his when you both read next to each other just sends an an almost electrifying feeling within him or when even the softest expressions on your face can make him smile.
Starts with mainly nonfiction books and slowly finds himself searching within the realm of fiction as well.
Despite what some people might think, he doesn’t really read fiction books much. When he does, it’s usually horror stories or the occasional sci-fi story (he finds how human picture the future to be fascinating, but also a bit silly).
He has very little experience with romance novels; he finds them to be pretty repetitive and predictable.
Still decides to read some since they do in fact focus on interactions between two people.
Finds that a lot of his experiences are mentioned in these books.
….he also finds his mind imagining similar situations with you.
This is…not the answer he thought he would get. ‘Love’.
So it was love that he felt for you? He honestly never gave any thought to loving someone in this way before. It simply was never a priority of his
But if that is truly what he is feeling…he wants to feel it to its full extent like the characters in his books.
Isn’t actually all that nervous when he decides to tell you. Like always, curiosity leads him through.
Not to say that he wouldn’t be hurt if you rejected him; merely that he wastes no energy worrying about such an outcome.
The day he decided tell you about this conclusion, you were sitting with him on his bed, backs against the wall, reading books.
He heard a little gasp to his right and glanced over to see you staring at your book, eyes wide, and whispering things to the page.
‘Oh my god’, ‘Why would you do that?’, and ‘Nonononononono’ were just some of the words you spoke into your book.
Satan chuckled, finding he scene to be cute.
You let out a groan, mildly annoyed with him.
“It’s not funny.” You whined. “He just walked away from her. Walked away! Right when she tried to kiss him! I can’t believe this!”
“Oh really?”
“Yes really! He–”
The blonde cut you off with a kiss, brief, but a bit fervent.
As soon he pulled away, you dropped your book and covered your red face. He quietly picked up your book and read the page that originally upset you.
“This is the same story I read yesterday.” He told you, hiding his own red cheeks within the pages. “The one that made me realize I wanted to kiss you.”
You lowered your hands and stared at the blonde, eyes wide.
“R-Really?”
“Yes.” He lowered the book to look you in your eyes. “Our protagonist may have failed you, but I’d like think that I just came through for you where he did not. Am I wrong?”
“N..No.” You mumbled, eyes darting away from him and to a stack of books. After a moment, you added. “C-Can you do that again?”
Satan chuckled softly and took his chin in his hand, guiding her face to look at him. He stared into your eyes for a minute with a teasing smile before doing just as he was asked.
The boy never actually said the words like he planned to, but it was obvious that his meaning got across to you.
Asmodeus:
As the Avatar of Lust, Asmo is no stranger to feelings.
He had so many crushes during his time in the Devildom that he probably couldn’t even count them all.
They were always simple feelings though, flights of fancy that came and went, holding no real long term significance to him.
Don’t get him wrong; he finds a lot of fun/cute/sexy/beautiful people that he enjoys spending time with, but he sees them all as just temporary beings, coming in and out of his life without a second thought.
It’s still new for him to develop strong feelings for a person to the point that he actually thinks 'I never want them to leave’.
But with you, he does just that. Doesn’t realize he feels that strongly for you till you actually leave though.
It wasn’t anything unpredictable; the school year had simply ended. Everyone knew it was coming, but Asmo gave it almost no thought till it was here. 
Your absence hit him harder than he let any of his brothers know. Still, he did he did usual activities; shopping, partying, spa days (though he noticed that he needed those more often than before).
He called you as often as he could. Would have probably spammed you with texts and calls if Lucifer hadn’t set a limit on all the brothers with when they can talk to you.
There really wasn’t an ‘Aha!’ moment for him discovering that he loved you. The question for him wasn’t if he loved you; it was more like how much he loved you that he questioned.
After dealing with your absence, he got his answer: a lot.
When you finally came back for another year at RAD, the boy was ecstatic. 
Immediately jumps into hugging you, giving you little kisses on the cheek, and coming up with different reasons to keep you close.
Really clingy, but in a cute way.
Boy drops the ‘love’ word on you like it’s nothing.
Absolutely adores your blushy face after.
Is nothing but smiles when you said it back to him and wasn’t worried about it all.
I mean it is him we are talking about so of course you love him back.
Beelzebub:
Is slightly slow with the realization, but not the slowest of the brothers.
There was kinda already signs floating around about his feelings before he even knew it.
The other brothers suspected it, but unlike with Mammon, they just kinda left the big boy to handle it on his own and didn’t tease him about it.
Though he’s commonly helping all his brothers out with one thing or another, without even realizing it, he started treating you with the same level of care he usually only gives to Belphie.
He shares his foods with you and is always checking on you to make sure you feel okay (physically and emotional). Sweet boy knows how stressful it can be in House of Lamentation with all the arguing and his brothers’ shenanigans so he tries to makes sure it doesn’t bring you down.
He even once carried you to bed after you fell asleep on the couch after school. He felt bad you were so worn out from the day and didn’t want you to wake up with a sore neck from sleeping wrong on the couch.
Then there was one day when he managed to make you laugh--not on purpose, mind you, and the poor boy is still confused about what he did to this day, but the sound of your laugh filled with his cheeks red and the sweet boy couldn’t help smiling at it.
But once the moment ended and your laugh was gone, all Beel could think about was wanting to hear it again. He really wished he knew what he did the first time so he could replicate it.
He started asking around with his brothers about the moment that made him feel so warm inside and why he couldn’t stop thinking about you or that moment. They all waved him off with small smiles, telling him that he’ll figure it out on his own. Except for one.
Asmo was way to excited to follow the other brothers’ lead.
“That’s because you love her, silly!” He grinned at the redhead. “Now! When are you asking them out? I’ve been waiting foreeever to give you dating advice!”
Cue Beel’s brain buffering. And buffering. And buffering.
Ding.
Wait..love?
The boy smiled a sweet smile and walked away from his brother mid-sentence.
He kept walking till he found you in your room working on homework.
You lifted you head and smiled at him, mid-greeting when he wrapped his arms around you in a hug. You blinked in confusion, but hugged back.
“What’s this about?” You laugh from in his arms and the good boy loved the sound of it. In fact...
“I love you.” He said, smiling down at you.
It was a cute albeit random and unexpected moment for you, but also one of your favorite memories with him.
Belphegor:
Belphie was surprisingly quick with discovering his feelings for you.
He knew it was love, but tried pushing the feeling down inside of himself out of guilt.
Yes, you forgave him for using and killing you, but the boy hadn’t forgiven himself for doing it, which made his feelings for you just hurt him worse.
Sleepy boy tries his best to take care of you to make up for it, but feels like it’s not enough.
He’s always the first person to realize when you’re starting to stress out and pulls you to him for nap. Naps always help him take a break from stress and various other emotions that he doesn’t want to deal with and knew it’d probably help you too.
Nap buddy. That’s what you’d call him, causing him to blush and turn away from you.
With the poor boy feeling so complicated, it was actually you who confessed your feelings to him instead.
It was during one of your nap sessions, unsurprisingly. Belphie just stared at you, eyes wide in disbelief, before switching to a glare.
“You stupid--how can you say that after what I did to you?”
“Belphie...that’s in the past and you’re different now.” You tell him. “I love the person that lays next to me; he’s different than the man who killed me.”
Oh Lord Diavolo, the way your human mind works is so ridiculous to him.
Ends up rejecting you and finds a new place to take a nap. His anger quickly turns to sadness as he falls asleep.
Feels awful the next few days. He didn’t mean to hurt you; he just wants you to understand that he doesn’t deserve you after what happened.
Eventually approaches you to explain himself, hoping you’ll understand and let go of your feelings for him.
Instead, you launch into trying to reassure him that it’s not like that and regardless of what happened in the past, your feelings still stand.
He still thinks you’re idiot and tells you as much...but admits that he feels the same.
During the first two weeks of your relationship, the boy is surprisingly tense, but eventually accepts where you both have ended up and just lets himself enjoy it.
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obeymeluv · 4 years
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Um...Good Morning? [7 Bros Reaction]
I have so many ideas for this blog~ I didn’t expect to be found so soon but I’m grateful for the support! This reaction is NSFW (because the boys love you).
P.S: I don’t know if there’s any sun in the Devildom (I don’t think so?) but we’ll say there’s not.
Super long because there’s headcannons for all 7 brothers.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────» «────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────» 
Aww, the little human slept in! Time to wake them up! Never mind, now we’re ALL late to school!
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Lucifer
He fully expected you to sleep through your alarm and be late sometime during your first month in the Devildom. Humans are interesting little creatures that depend on routines and you’ve lost the sun.
Lucifer, trying to uphold Diavolo’s wish for humans, devils, and angels to build a bridge of understanding amongst themselves, gives you the benefit of the doubt and waits about ten minutes before deciding to wake you up
He’s very Type A. Probably didn’t even wait the ten minutes. Wants you to succeed and he’s responsible for you so you WILL get up.
When talking to you and light knocking (for him) don’t work, that door’s coming open!
And there you lay, perfectly asleep. Hugging your pillow with your tiny (to them) human body tangled in the sheets. Hair a mess and a...bottom scantily clad and just...in view
Lucifer doesn’t handle nudity well and you just make it all worse. His face heats up and he doesn’t know what face to make or where to put his hands
Forgets to shut the door, doesn’t say anything else. Turns away while trying to process what he just saw. Or...or not process (because that’s not right).
He absolutely CANNOT leave in this state so does he just stay home sick or...?
It’s not until Satan and Mammon come slinking up to poke at him and see what’s taking so long that he realizes they’re going to see you.
Lucifer hisses at them, little black diamond pulsing in his forehead as his horns threaten to spiral up into view.
Accidentally shuts the door on his hand because he tried to close it so quick
You get woken up by the small spat between Mammon and Lucifer--”Her FIRST MAN needs to see what’s up!”, “You won’t BE a man if you don’t SHUT UP and GO TO SCHOOL this INSTANT!”--and poke your sleepy head out the door to see Beel with Asmo and Mammon in a bear hug, lumbering towards the door.
Lucifer looks absolutely exhausted. “Please get dressed. It’s time for school.”
Mammon
He may give Lucifer a hard time but Mammon secretly enjoys waking you up
You know, FIRST MAN privileges and all!
Also, if he has to go, you’re going.
Has VERY little patience and doesn’t like to be ignored after putting all of that effort into his entrance/witty announcements.
“Yo, get--” Mammon threw the door open after running out of clever stuff to say and is totally awestruck by the sight of your ass just out there to see
He’s not up on human terms but he knows that’s a money-maker!
Seriously, that ass could make some cash! (he’d go into debt for that ass)
His ears, cheeks, and throat get super hot. Like, somewhere in the back of his mind Mammon knows his face is hurting
“Get up already!” he can’t even yell right now. His voice cracked. He’s dying inside. He jangles the door handle obnoxiously and hits his head on it really hard because this is a weird way to start the morning and he needs to think of ANYTHING ELSE.
Asmo’s skipping towards him none too innocently, practically glowing at the chance to see some drama
You open your eyes just in time to see Asmo get fucking clotheslined and dragged away from your door, the two brothers rolling away together in a ball of flailing, squealing, and biting.
“What’s going on?”
“NOTHING! STAY IN YOUR ROOM! SHUT UP AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL! THE GREAT MAMMON HAS WAITED LONG ENOUGH!”
He never tells you what he saw, and he’s weirdly protective of you the rest of the day
Leviathan 
Wouldn’t normally dream of waking you up. Touching a normie? Eww! He doesn’t even like going to school, himself, but somehow the duty’s fallen to him, so he must.
Should he say something funny? Something sweet? How would Henry do it?
OTOMES DID NOT PREPARE HIM FOR THIS!! (side note: buy more ‘slice of life otomes. They will surely have ‘wake up’ scenes).
Gets very shy, doesn’t knock loud enough, and grumbles out things you never hear (”Good morning! Time to get up! HEL-LOO!”)
Finally opens the door because if he doesn’t, you’ll never come out
Boy’s heart skipped a beat and probably stopped a minute. He makes The Noise™ (”WooOOOooW!”)
You’ll never be Ruri-chan but HOT DAMN!
That’s basically a free X-rated scene without all the dialogue and gifts!
Achievement unlocked? No, no. This doesn’t feel right! It’s not right!
Levi feels faint from excitement (is that a thing)?
He’s red in the face and right is left, he closed his eyes, and almost took himself out on your doorway trying to run away
Mammon’s coming to investigate and Levi’s demon form gets triggered because the thought of Mammon seeing you like this might make you guys closer, then you’ll get together, you won’t have time to be his friend (you dumb normie!), and just NO because Mammon took his figurine and his money!
Accidentally gets his tail stuck under the door
You guys are legitimately late and Levi may sound like he’s complaining but he doesn’t really mean any of it. Intimacy + 5, right?
Satan
He’s not as hardcore of a Type A as Lucifer, but he’s very orderly and wants to be on time. Life is easier when you put in effort.
Because he doesn’t want to hear Lucifer ramble on about how you need to get up and eat and generally detests the idea of him stealing anymore of his air, Satan goes to wake you up
It’s a moment of brief peace that he really values
Gives short, strong knocks and brief calls (mostly, ‘hey’)
Starts to get a little angry that you’re not up. Some questions and curiosities come into play, taking the edge off, but really, how long is this going to take?
Opens your door to give a tiny lecture (read: complain) and that ass throws him into stunned silence
Satan’s the one to get a nosebleed.
Forgets he’s supporting himself on the door, loses his grip, and almost gives himself a black eye
Beet red and trying not to get blood everywhere, Satan’s telling you to get up or you’ll be late
Coming from Lucifer has its perks, as he can do The Look ™ and chase his siblings off
When you show signs of getting up and moving for the day, he goes off to tend to his nosebleed
You’re awake and ready to go--backpack and all--when you realize he has blood on his bow tie.
Satan won’t admit he likes to keep up his appearance like Lucifer, but he insists on changing it out to save himself the annoyance of answering questions all day
You help, and it takes all his willpower not to get another nosebleed as you fix his bow tie
You’re both late and he doesn’t care. You talk about books on the way.
Asmodeus
Asmo’s an early bird because his routine is extensive and the world needs his perfection.
Wants to wake you up earlier--way earlier--and everyone craps on that idea instantly.
He wanted to bond, get you all dressed up! Maybe find a way for you guys to match or just do you hair. He has lots of ideas and he’d love to play with it!
But he waits to the point of it being painful, to where it feels like a century (read: until Lucifer tells him you need to get up).
Asmodeus bounds down the hall like a giddy puppy, throwing your door open like he’s the sun itself come to wake you up.
His eyes land on you and this boy basically explodes. YOU’RE SO CUTE OH MY GOD! It’s like an arrow to the heart, honestly
That bed head? Your little feet? And that ass, oh my!
As much as he wants to, he doesn’t take any pictures with his D.D.D because 1) you’re not dating and 2) he doesn’t have your consent.
The type to tease you and (accidentally, maybe) make you so mad you get up by yourself because he does not shut up!
When your feet hit the floor he’s trying to be in three different places at once. He wants to brush your hair and help you into your uniform and ALL THE THINGS!
You may break his heart by locking him out long enough to get dressed, but he pulls the charm and puppy eyes to convince you to let him do your hair. Or your makeup. Or your nails (maybe all three).
You’re late (not because you didn’t try to leave on time) but Asmo gets the punishment tossed because “perfection cannot be punished, and we are flawless.”
Beelzebub
Despite his many midnight snacks, this boy gets up early because he wants to be the first at breakfast
Eats his food, packs a few snacks for school, and tries to sneak your portion for himself. Doesn’t mean to, but the siren call is too strong!
Besides, you’re sleeping. You can’t eat if you’re sleeping. He doesn’t want it to go to waste!
When the family clears the table, it’s time to wake you up.
This boy hopes you get up because if you get up early enough, you can stop by a restaurant and get something to eat! Or you can get a good spot at the cafeteria!
Very kind and patient with waking you up, but his stomach wins out with a loud grumble.
When the grumble doesn’t wake you up, he pokes his head in to check on you.
He has PLENTY of experience with this because of Belphie and--Beel realizes you’re partially naked and his face catches on fire.
For a minute, he’s not hungry. Just looks, then doesn’t realize he’s looking and gets more embarrassed.
This boy’s probably eaten ass at least once in his long life and he’d DEFINITELY eat yours. Or eat something off of yours. Cake would be good. Is that cake still in the fridge? Mmmm...cake...
Beel may have tried to take a bite out of you when you first arrived (because you smelled so good and humans are basically a delicacy among delicacies) but he would never without your consent, so he settles for one of his freshly-packed snacks
Wakes you up with eating/package sounds. Tries to feed you.
Is pretty content to wait for you to get ready, seeing as how he has food
You guys end up being late because he stopped to get you a coffee and that turned into coffee and lots of sweets
Belphegor
He doesn’t like being woken up so why the hell would he want to wake you up?!
It’s just wrong, him stealing another person’s sleep!
Wants to do it even less because Lucifer asked him to (the asshole)
Can’t even justify it by ‘suffering together’
Belphegor knocks on your door a few times and resists the urge to lean his head against it. This boy can sleep standing up!
He finally opens it because if he keeps closing his eyes, they’re going to stay closed
It takes him a few minutes to realize you have a nice ass because he’s hating on how asleep you are.
Like, that’s a nappin’ ass. He bets it’s comfortable and soft. Would probably make a good pillow...
Belphie likes to nap, so he knows how to gently wake a sleeping person
You don’t even open your eyes as you talk to him, your voice deep and slurred with sleep. It’s so damn cute it’s almost disgusting and Belphegor’s happy you’re not looking at his face.
Makes the dangerous mistake of sitting on your bed to annoy you (shake your shoulders, etc.) and starts to get sucked into the idea of another nap
The two of you make a compromise--he’ll say he thinks you’re sick/just needed rest, and YOU let him sleep in your room. Belphie doesn’t outright say he misses sleeping with people, and probably won’t sleep with you in the bed. It’s just the idea of having another person around.
The plan works, and Lucifer and the others think he left your room to give you privacy.
Belphie makes sure everyone’s gone as he grabs a pillow and blanket. This boy’s changed out of his uniform and into pajamas in 0.03 seconds.
Falls asleep on your floor
Lucifer comes home to yell at you guys later in the day but you’ve just catnapped in different spots of the House of Lamentation and the others shush him. Apparently he’s not allowed to wake up the human (you do look kind of cute though)
Belphie is taken off of wake-up duty.
It was long but I hope you liked it!
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yandere-wishes · 4 years
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//Yandere Obey Me//
I’ve been addicted to this game since it’s relese! I just had to write a quick something something! Enjoy!
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Lucifer
Lucifer is a sadistic and controlling yandere who wants his darling's pure devotion. He wants his darling to obey him to devote her entire soul to him. To be at his beck and call. In reality, the views his darling as a pet of sorts more than a lover.
He takes a long time to select a darling wanting one that Is already somewhat superior compared to others of their kind. Someone who will be slightly easier for him to mold. He kidnaps you the moment he's sure that you are the right one.
"(y/n)...."
He has so many strict rules that you must follow. They're even worse than the laws set for the other members of the house of lamination. He controls every word you speak, every direction you step in, every person you talk to. He suffocates you with his presence and commands, depriving you of your thoughts until all you can think of him and what he wants.  
His punishments are harsh and frequent, even the smallest mistake will earn you many cuts and bruises. He adores physical torment, leaving markings on your flesh, bruises on places you can't cover-up. He relishes in it and the sounds of agony and pain that you make are hymns to his ears.
He also finds pleasure in degrading his darling. Reminding them of how weak and useless they are and how powerful and flawless he is. He even likes to make a show of it sometimes calling you names and even punishing you in front of his brothers.
"Behave yourself!"
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He always dresses you in the finest and most lavish dresses. They vary in length and brand but are always in shades of black, grey and red. You always have gold necklaces around your neck, earrings that may be a little too long and bracelets that shimmer far too brightly. He even has a custom made ring with his name in graved in it. It one of his "rules" that that ring is never to leave your finger.
Lucifer loves to hear his darling beg, it proves to him just how much control he has over her. He also enjoys humiliation making you feel ashamed and pleased simultaneously gives him another boost of pride.
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Mammon
At first, Mammon views his darling as a possession that he can do with as he pleases. If they're using full he'll keep them around. If they start to bore him then he'll simply get rid of them right....?
Wrong! It doesn't take long for him to notice just how much he wants his darling. That they have to stay close to him for him to remain sain. He has to have them, only he can have them, touch them, hold them, own them.
He shifts so quickly into a possessive obsessive mix. He puts so much time and effort into learning everything about his darling, even certain details she may have not known herself. Still, it's not good enough, something is missing.
"Look (y/n) I don't love you, I own you!"
So he kidnaps them, locking them up in his room away from everybody else. He doesn't see it as a bad thing though. In his eyes, this is the safest option for his lover they are secure and safe and his. What else could they possibly need?
Mammon spares to expenses when it comes to his darling. He gets them the most expensive dazzling jewelry that he can find. All their clothes are over the top and a bit too revealing. Anything they have ever wanted is swiftly given to them. In a sense, it's the only way Mammon knows to show his affection for his lover.
“...Okay maybe just a little”
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He has a solid gold collar with his "property of the great Mammon" engraved into it. He insists that his darling wears it at all times.
He's very kinky and has very odd tastes in sexual activities. One thing he adores his laying his darling stark naked on a bed covered in grim and other jewels. It's a mix of his two favorite things; wealth and his darling!
Mammon's punishments are usually isolation. It's mostly due to his oversized ego. He believes that depriving you of his "great: presence will be enough punishment. To an extent he is right, Mammon is the only social connection that you have left. Having him leave you for so long crumbles you. By the time he gets back you are quick to hug him while sobbing and promising you'll be a better lover and do anything h says!
He also enjoys soft touches and sweet praises coming from his beloved. It means they like him! It has to! All he really wants is for them to love him.
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Leviathan
Levi is very possessive and very easy to drive into a jealous rage. He believes that he knows what's best for his darling, that's why he pushes his interests onto her as much as possible.
He keeps them locked up in his room alongside himself and Henry 2.0. Making them partake in playing video games, watching anime and reading manga with him throughout the day.
"You love me right (y/n)?"
He always dresses you up in "cute" clothing, usually mimicking Ruri-chan's outfits. He even does your hair to look like hers, heck he's probably already died it the same color too.
He's also very clingy wanting you to constantly be touching you. He makes you sit on his lap when he's on his computer. He always has an iron grip on your waist when the two of you are sleeping. Making it hard for you to move and sometimes even breathe.
“Or are you just lying to me?!”
Additional notes Levi loves to role play it's his biggest kink. He loves to reenact scenes from his favorite shows or books with certain sexual twists.
He constantly has you shackled as a sort of reinsurance for himself. He loves you but he doesn't trust you. No matter how well behaved you are there is always still an inkling in the back of his mind saying you'll turn on him somehow.
His punishments are physical and sometimes degrading. If you make him too mad he might not even notice that he's gripping you too tight and leaving bruises. If you go over the board he may even start to punch you while screaming about how much of a "normie" you are and how useless you would be without him!
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Satan
Satan is a sneaky and manipulative yandere, he twists all your emotions and thoughts to better suit himself. At first, he may seem like the perfect boyfriend, kind, caring, a true gentleman. And he's happy to play the part to hide his true for just a little while longer.
Slowly Satan will convince you that you don't need your friends or your family members. That they never cared about, that he is the only one that ever truly cared. The thought hurts like salt to a wound. But the more you think about it the more the likely hood grows. It soon becomes evident to you that Satan is the only one that ever loved, ever cared about you! It's the truth it has to be!
Oh, how wrong you are...
"(Y/N) haven't you found out that I'm not the innocent flower..."
He tries all so had to make you into the "perfect darling". Teaching you all formes of etiquette, making you read his favorite books and memorizing the most famous quotes.  
Satan will even try to outdo Lucifer. Wanting you to dress and look even more glamorous than his brother darling. He wants everyone to talk about how well behaved and stunning his darling, he wants them all to drip in envy of him and his lover.
"...I'm the serpent underneath"
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Satan isn't too big on physical punishments. He prefers scolding you and turning your own emotions on you. He morphs whatever it is you've done to upset him making you believe that he'll leave you and never come back. Despite the hatred you posses for him you still can't bear the thought of him leaving you. It sends you into a maniacal fit. You need him, you don't know why but you do.
He'll have you crying and begging for his forgiveness, clinging onto his leg pleading with him to stay. Promising that you'll be good that you'll never upset him ever again!
Satan likes to keep you close by at all times. One of his favorite things to do is to have you sit on his lap while he reads. Of course, that usually turns sexual very quickly.
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Asmodeus
Asmodeus is a very tricky yandere to pin. He's not loyal to his darling he cheats constantly, always has a new "lover" clinging to his arm. At first, he doesn't even really "care" about his darling, they can do whatever they please as long as they always come running when he calls.
But then he sees you with someone else, talking and touching and kiss and... It's too much for him! The sight sickens him to his stomach! He doesn't get it. It shouldn't bother him that you have other lovers, God knows he has plenty. But he can't push the thought away. He needs you to be his to only touch him, to only kiss him, to only be with him!
"(y/n) put this on..."
One night he simply decides to take you. To keep you locked away forever as his own little pet! It's not a difficult task to accomplish, he simply uses calls you over to spend the night. It's happened so many times before that you don't even think twice about it.
The shock -and hindsight- hits you in the morning, when you can't move your aching body. Legs and arms spread at different angles. Asmodeus his sitting next to you tracing pattern of hearts and stars in your bare skin. He's never been so happy! Your all his now!
"...You’ll look so sexy!"
Additional notes Asmodeus uses sexual punishments for when you misbehave. He gets you all turned on and then just leaves you for hours on end. When he gets back -most likely from a party-  you'll beg him to take you. Apologizing for misbehaving and vowing to do anything he asks if only he'll take you then and there.
If you've really made him angry than he'll make you watch as he "plays" with another one of his lovers. It'll break your heart but it'll also teach you a valuable lesson. That to him, you are replaceable.
He always dresses you in the most revealing outfits -if they can even be considered as "outfits". He personally does your hair and make up, wanting you to be almost as stunning as he is.
Asmodeus is very clingy he'll always be touching you in some way. It's not always sexual sometimes it's even very casual. Of course, it'll take time before you realize what Asmodeu's version of casual really is.
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Beelzebub
Beelzebub is a soft yandere but also very possessive. In his mind, he owns you just as much as you own him! You belong to each other and no one can ever separate the two of you.
He treats you like a goddess, giving you everything you could ever dream of. The cutest stuffies, prettiest clothes, most delicious foods! Anything! Anything at all, say the word and Beel will do anything in his power to obtain it for you.
"I love kissing you..."
But there is another side to the affectionate demon. He's lost so many that he's cared about, he can't lose you! It will destroy him. It's for your own safety that he keeps you locked away in his shared room. It the only way to ensure that no harm comes your way.
Out of the seven brothers, Beelzebub is the most relaxed when it comes to showing off his darling. He wants his brothers to love and accept his darling as they do with him. He also wants his darling to befriend his bothers and their respective darling.
"...Your flavor is so addicting”
Additional notes Beel has a bit of an "older brother" complex especially after the "death" of Lilith. He may treat you as a sibling sometimes other than a lover.
He'll definitely want you to get close with Belphegor and his darling. It may even end up that the twins might share their darlings or go about choosing the same one.
Beel never uses sexual punishments. He prefers to keep sex as a reward much like food. He does, however, force his kinks on to his darling, under the pretext that they'll "learn" to like it/them.
Beelzebub's punishments are typically leaving you on your own. He hates getting mad at you or even hurting you. He'll probably just storm out and come back later after he's let off some steam. Then he'll sit his darling in his lap and ask them why they misbehaved and try to talk it out.
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Belphegor
The most delusional yet also most lax of all the seven brothers. In Belphi's mind, the two of you are already dating so there's no need to lock you up or even constantly follow you around.
Sure he gets jealous when he sees you with someone else. But even then all he does is drag you into his room after telling the other person off.
"(y/n)..."
Belphegor has every inch of your flesh marked with wither hickys, love bites, bruises or cuts. He doesn't mind seeing you in pain if it's to "prove" his love for you.
He gets slightly tense when you go outside worrying that something bad might happen to you. That fear is enough to leave him awake. Eventually, he'll give up and just follow you around until you return home.
However, when it comes to school or the house of lamination he'll just leave you be. His brothers are around so you're practically untouchable. Sure some of them (*cough* Mammon and Asmodeus *cough*) are useless but Beeluzbub and Satan are trustworthy enough.
"...Come sleep with me"
Additional notes Belphegor has a very low sex drive. He enjoys marking you and even watching you touch yourself. But that's usually as far as it goes.
He really likes the idea of sharing a darling with Beeluzbub and maybe even Lilith if she was still "alive". It means his darling his much safer than if it was only him looking over them.
100% of the time he will cuddle his darling while he sleeps.
Bonus!
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Diavolo
Diavolo is an obsessive type with certain manipulative tendencies. He desperately wants to keep his darling safe from all three species and thinks the only way to do so is to keep them locked up in the devil king’s castle.
He uses blackmail as a means to keep them cooperative. He might just threaten to annihilate their family and friends or maybe he threatens to hurt them.
"I love you.."
Overall Diavolo tires to be as sweet and caring as he can. He rarely uses any painful punishments and even buys them rewards when they've been bad. He's so desperate to prove his love to his darling that it honestly sort of frightening.
Really it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't always so close and frantic. Always touching you and praising you, kissing you. It's just so so much...
He always has you wearing long heavy dresses that rival those of the victorian era. Delicate golden crowns are elegantly placed in on your head. Nomerues rings and bracelets decore your fingers and wrists
"...My queen"
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Diavolo loves to show you off. He wants everyone to see just how amazing you are!
He holds so many events/ parties in your name. "Oh, it's your birthday? Well, now it's going to be celebrated as a national holiday in the Devildom!"
Diavolo regularly plans to get together with Lucifer and his darling. They're mostly quiet tea parties where the boys can discuss matters regarding the student council and how to better control their lovers. While the two darlings whisper about how frighting and annoying their self proclaimed lovers are.
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majolishious · 4 years
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Hey there! I was wondering if I could request something where MC loves children and eventually has the courage to ask/bring it up when talking to the brothers? (Basically asking them for a baby). Thank you, I love your work, it’s so neat and detailed! I understand if you can’t do it and also most importantly stay safe!! ❤️ (Also if you could do the undateables but take it easy, your health is way more important!). I adore kids myself lol except bratty ones for reasons unknown.
I hope you don’t mind, but for now, I’ve just done the brothers since I wrote a bit, and I’m really sorry about the wait. I hope you enjoy this sugar, and thank you for your kind words, I truly hope everyone is keeping safe ❤️❤️ I would put this under a cut since it’s a bit long, but I’m on a phone and that doesn’t work out for me ;-;
【Lucifer】
Lucifer had seen your kind and gentle nature firsthand. You’re always patient and soft with his younger siblings to start with, and the children around the Devildom are almost drawn to you, laughing, and wanting to play. Starting his own little family with you was something he simply kept in his thoughts, and as he never spoke about it, you assumed for the most part he didn’t care all that much for children.
You had to bring the topic up, and once you did, there was no going back. It was a rather comfortable night alone in his bedroom. He’d finished off the last of his work, and was getting ready to collapse into the bed beside you, thinking of nothing but having you lay across his chest, “Lucifer?”, you call out in a whisper, with the slight hope he doesn’t hear you, “Yes, my dear?”, he responds promptly, making your heart skip a beat.
While a part of you wanted to back down, and maybe talk about something else, it became obvious that wasn’t going to cut it, as the bed dipped, with Lucifer crawling in beside you; resting on his side to face you while he lightly rubbed your cheek with an ungloved hand, his eyes filled with worry. It was hard not to melt when his softer side showed, but there’s no time like the present, and now would be the best time to strike, “I want to have a baby with you,” you confess, stopping Lucifer dead in his tracks.
“You want a baby, with me?”, he quizzes, while trying to process the confession himself. He can hardly contain his pure joy once he does, and immediately embraces you, “(Y/N), I would love to have a family with you,” he whispers, feeling as though his silent thoughts can now be said out loud.
【Mammon】
It’s no secret between the two of you that you both adore children. Mammon has certain patience around his younger siblings as well as the children around town that you don’t often see. It’s not uncommon to catch him kicking a ball around with the local children, or going out of his way to help them should he need to. Seeing you also act so soft around children just makes him soft and melt too, but he plays it off.
It’s not a topic either of you had really discussed, because you were never sure Mammon wanted children, but seeing him getting excited over baby clothes that matched his, and on the verge of happy tears while he cooed over how cute they were have you the courage to finally bring up the topic around him.
It was during a typical night for the two of you, curled up in Mammon’s large and luxurious bed together with his arms wrapped tightly around you. He was usually asleep in seconds, and you were worried he’d already dozed off considering you could hear him snoring lightly, “Mammon, sweetie?”, you murmured, jolting him awake in a flash, “What is it? Did ya have that dream again? The one with the giant penguin?” he teases, still half asleep.
You couldn’t help but snicker at his comment, “No, it’s just, I’ve been thinking about something, and I want to have a baby with you,” it goes quiet after your midnight confession, you’d almost think Mammon fell back asleep and missed it completely until he chimes in with, “it’s about time! I’ve been dropping hints for like ever,” you can feel the heat radiating off of his body after he says that.
【Leviathan】
He’s a great father! When it came to virtual babies at least. All of his children were named Henry or Ruri, and he too good care of them, even going as far as to show off when your, and his character had a baby together; all while blushing and stuttering about it. It’s not like the thought hadn’t crossed his own mind, but for the most part, he never dwelled on it.
He’s seen how you are with children, and knows how kind and patient you are, after all, you’ve shown him that firsthand. When he does think about it, his thoughts are mostly of an image with him being able to have a little version of him, one that he could share his hobbies and interests with, and someone to play games and build Lego with. He loves the thought, but honestly thinks he’d be no good.
You figured bringing up the topic would be left to you, and waited until you and Levi were comfortably playing some sims together, you say back in his lap, while he had his arms around you, trying to focus on his game. Any focus he had went out the window when you broke the silence with, “We have a virtual baby, but what about a real one? I’d like a real one.”
He froze, and was quiet for quite sometime, it was worrying, especially when his hands started shaking, “I-I wouldn’t mind a baby, with y-you,” he stuttered out, wrapping his arms tightly around you, burying his head into your hair.
【Satan】
His idea of a baby is a cat, and he’s not thought much about an actual real baby, but he’s had an inkling that it’s been on your mind. He knows well enough that you’re incredibly soft around children, and certainly have the right temperament to be a parent, but he’s not too sure about himself.
He still wants to share all the joys life has to offer with you, and only you. While sat enjoying a binge session of one of his dramas, a scene about a woman asking for baby shows, which finally gives you the courage to pull away from the warmth of his chest, “Hey, Satan? What if, we had a baby together?”, you ask, trying to make it seem like you were only asking because of the show.
Satan freezes for a moment, before pausing the TV to turn and have a conversation with you, “It’s been in your mind for a while, right? You don’t have to hide it, you can be honest with me,” he says with a soft smile, and you only nod at his his observation, “Please use your words my love,” he coos, tilting your head up to face him.
“I want to have a baby with you,” you confess, while feeling your whole face heat up, “How about we start with a cat, and see where we go from there?”, he teases, and you can’t tell if he’s being serious or not. In truth, he does want to have a child with you, but he also wants to get a cat too.
【Asmodeus】
He’s already mused the thought of having babies with you, usually saying something like, “Think of how beautiful our children would be!”, which often brings a smile to his face. It’s also obvious that he loves how patient and kind you are with the little ones, which usually has him cooing over you.
He’s not really thought about children, at least not until you came into his life, now it’s something that often occupies his thoughts. He thinks about how he could buy cute clothes for the baby, ones that would match his own, and like Mammon, he can’t help but squeal over how cute some of the baby clothes are, especially since they’re so small.
It’s during one of these shopping outings, where you both happen to stop and look at the baby clothes that the desire to finally say what’s truly been on your mind breaks loose, “Asmo, I really would like to have a baby with you,” you say with a blush, looking away from him.
“Oh my, darling! You read my mind! We should start buying some baby clothes right now!”, he squeals while embracing you. He’s also not joking, and immediately starts stocking up on plenty of baby clothing, even though you’ve only just proposed the idea, and nothing more.
【Beelzebub】
You know how much he values and loves his family, but since being with you, the thought of expanding his family, and starting his own with you has been on his mind, just as much, if not more than food, but when it comes to bringing it up to you, he ends up getting flustered and talks about something else.
He sees how soft and kind you are with the local children, and feels his heart pound when he sees you ruffle a kids hair or kick a ball for them. He was also mesmerised when a child fell over and you immediately when to patch up the small cut on their knee.
He still had no idea how to bring up the fact he wants to have a baby with you, until you were laying on his chest while eating pizza from Little Demon’s Pizzeria together, and thought it would be best to bring it up when he was content, “Hey, Beel? I think you’d be a good dad. I want a baby with you,” you say, somewhat bluntly, but you almost freeze when Beel stops eating.
You could hear his heart thumping, and when you sat up to look at his face, he was bright red, with tears welling up in his eyes, “(Y/N), I’ve wanted to say that, for the longest time,” he says softly, pulling you into a close embrace.
【Belphegor】
He’s not too keen on the idea of children. They’re loud, and aren’t known for enjoying sleep as much as he does so he’s not exactly put much thought into it, but he does love the idea of having a family with you.
You’re always kind and patient with him, and sometimes baby him a little when rests on your lap and whines for your attention. He knows you adore children and think they’re precious, despite his own conflicting opinion on the matter, but if the child was his own, he knows he’d adore them.
Neither of you have brought it up, but you know Belphie is far more agreeable and easier to have to serious talks with when he’s half asleep, and while he’s napping on your lap, you softly playing with his hair, you decide to talk about what’s on your mind, assuming he’s asleep and can’t hear you, “Belphie, I want to have a child with you”, “Mmh, I know you do,” he mumbles in response, making you freeze.
After he pulls his head up, and wakes up a bit, he’s ready to finally have that conversation with you, but he loves the look on your face, it reminds him of the time he caught Asmo sneaking a snack in the middle of the night. After talking for a bit, he thinks a bit more about having a child with you, and honestly, he comes to like the idea.
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invisi-trashghost · 4 years
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Headcanon: If the Obey me brothers meet MC as a child, what would they teach her?
 took a nap and managed to dream of a scenario: (First time using tumblr and made a headcanon. please be gentle with me here in this fandom.)
“What if the obey me brothers somehow accidentally meet MC, when they’re a child. They were alone and awake at their room at night, and somehow the brothers teleported there and took a liking to them. He played with them & taught what they knew. [Demon Brother] was like... their everything to them and somehow MC grew up with the mindset that [Demon brother] showed when playing with them.”
Lucifer:
I think Lucifer would have taught them how to be a precise and meticulous perfectionist in anything.
Like: how to study, getting perfect grades, making sure the room is neat and tidy, teach them basic chores to lessen the burden of their parent(s)/guardian(s), etc.
Because of this, MC grew up to be a no nonsense perfectionist (who may or may not have OCD)
They may pick a career in the business, law or doctorate's world.
Like Lucifer, they would do anything and everything beyond expectations to make it seem what they’re more capable of... especially if they’re the one’s selected to be Devildom’s human exchange student.
They would be devastated if their plans have flaws/failed, made mistakes, had a bad grade, disappointing someone, etc.
They may or may not grew up to be a kuudere.
If they remember: (If they’re the exchange student)
They’re really happy to meet him again.
They’ll do what ever it takes to prove their worth in his eyes.
They looked up to him the most in their childhood
Luci here may or may not be smug about this.
(If Not:)
MC was so thankful of that man that appeared in their room that night,
They basically placed this person in a high pedestal.
They won’t tolerate failure on their part.
It would feel like failing their long lost (somewhat father-like) friend
If they don’t: (Whether they’re exchange student or not)
They would feel like that they’ve failed the one they respected them the most in the past. They would do anything and everything to correct the mistake 
especially if it’s a tiny one. They’ll correct anything to the point of collapsing.
All in all, They were taught how to be perfect, and what’s the point if... everyone can see that... they are not reliable in some way?
Mammon
I think Mammon is... kinda the best guardian to look up to...? mostly? ._.
 P sure he’ll complain about hanging around with a kid, but it slowly grows on him.
Lil MC may or may not have many friends but, one thing is certain...
Mammon looks the coolest guy to ever appear before them... 
In their bedroom... 
In the middle of the night...
Should we call the police? 
Mammy here... will swallow any kind of praise as they are curious on how did he appear before them.
They asked him if he was their guardian angel...? or asked if they are his secret magical fairy that will help make their dreams come true.
MC watched fairly oddparents, S U E.  M E.
MC will grow up to be a fun loving person, who may or may not be good at keeping money.
Career options: bank teller, casino manager, game dealer etc. anything that has a big paycheck or just freelance.
MC knows when to be serious from time to time but, mostly they’re just chaotic.
Mammon may have also taught them how to be sneaky, but MC studied hard on their years in growing up.  
If they remember: (If they’re the exchange student) 
May Lord Diavolo have mercy on Lucifer’s soul ‘cause (oof) there are two Mammons
One who’s a literal demon: who doesn’t think things through and made dumb decisions.
The other... while mortal: you’ll never now what you lost until you look really closely in the room.
Watch your pockets,wallets, or anything valuable everyone!
(If Not:)
They are really thankful for meeting someone like him tbh
Good (enough) news, they pretty much know how to save / be financially stable
Bad news, they know how to gamble... 
It really depends on the situation of their lives:
They may be rich, they’re really poor or really frugal on how they were brought up. 
If they don’t: (Whether they’re exchange student or not)
That man who appeared in their room... changed their lives for the better or for the worst.
Still really depends on how either: smart or lucky MC is.
Leviathan:
MC will grow up as a weeb! Change my mind!
either way, MC will grow to love cartoons and the sea.
bonus: If they live near the sea, they and Levi will play there almost all the time.
He may teach them how to swim too!
MC will love and adore fish and reptiles.
Levi would be the type to hype up on MC’s drawing / writing skills.
Because of this MC would know how to draw or make stories.
All in all, MC will grow up as someone who may or may not have social anxiety, or became a neet. 
Their career options would be: a snake / reptile breeder, ocean conservationist, manga writer, or a storyboard artist.
Just like Levi, they are proud to be an otaku.
But more so on their ability to draw and make stories / fanfiction.
Because of his influence, drawing and writing wasn’t enough. They went through art school and now they can sculpt, sew, or make remixes or original music of their fave anime.
If they remember: (If they’re the exchange student)
They are ecstatic to meet him again.
MC and Levi rekindle their friendship through anime and games.
They would try to convince Lucifer on online schooling.
whether convincing him was successful or not, They would always hang out together.
They’ll cosplay and role play together, sometimes they re enact scenes of TSL or (insert anime here).
They had fun by roleplaying as Henry and Levi as Lord of Shadows, respectively.
Overall, Just wholesome weeb fun duration of their stay.
(If Not:)
They found solace through anime and videogames.
They may get addicted to TSL.
Depending on the situation:
If they met Levi and befriends him online: they became best friends.
If not: they may accidentally meet his online user and depend on him. 
They pretty much rely on his opinions
They’ll show him their drawings, cosplay or even fanfiction.
They also rely on him for critique as he is known to rant about the facts of TSL or any anime.
They may border on perfection in their art, writing or cosplay just to please Levi.
They really look up to him. 
If they don’t: (Whether they’re exchange student or not)
They found solace through anime and videogames back then.
Even though they don’t remember him, They grew a fondness is TSL.
So much that it became a show they’d like to watch in their childhood.
Basically, MC would know classic anime by heart or even become a famous cosplayer, fanfic writer, online artist etc.
IF they can get over their social anxiety first
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