slytherinqueenofhearts
"Scared Potter?"
That's the difference between you and me.
You wanna lose small.
I wanna win big.
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It's been a while friends
you know what salazar slytherin looked for in his chosen students?
the seeds of greatness.
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Slytherin: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: I like you.
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Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.
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Houses as Things I Overheard
Gryffindor: Fish oil? Just catch one and bite it.
Hufflepuff: They didn’t hear my roast but I did and that’s all that matters.
Ravenclaw: That’s a ridiculous enough idea that you could have come up with it.
Slytherin: And she responded, "I would rather rather eat my own organs."
#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#harry potter#hogwarts#hogwarts houses#gryffindor#ravenclaw#hufflepuff#slytherin#funny#hpconversations#hpconvos#things i overheard
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Slytherin: I feel a strange emotion towards you.
Gryffindor: Respect?
Slytherin: Never.
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Happy (late)Halloween,hope ya had fun!
Hogwarts Houses on Halloween
Hufflepuff: Hufflepuff sports a homemade costume all day long. Then enjoy their night by giving candies to trick-or-treaters and baking pumpkin flavored pastries.
Gryffindor: Gryffindor plans a group costume with their friends and attend or throw a Halloween party, complete with a costume contest.
Slytherin: Slytherin spends much of their day exploring spooky places (abandoned building, cemeteries, woods) and taking photographs.
Ravenclaw: “Shit, it’s Halloween already?!” Then Ravenclaw quickly throws together an impressive costume just to stay home and binge bad horror films.
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Slytherin rotary phone aesthetic
#hogwarts house aesthetics#slytherin#slytherin aesthetic#slytherin moodboard#vintage#rotary phone#green aesthetic#1950s#1960s#audrey#audrey hepburn#vintage phone#vintage car
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Hufflepuff: (enters home after a long day of work)
Hufflepuff: I’ve been thinking about you the entire day
Slytherin: R-really?
Hufflepuff: Been craving that embrace
Slytherin: Wow um-
Hufflepuff: (walks past Slytherin and grabs sandwich from the kitchen counter)
Hufflepuff: (to sandwich) And finally, we unite!
Slytherin: Ah yes, of course
Hufflepuff: Oh hi there, Sly!
#did hufflepuff do this on purpose?#or is it genuine?#you'll never know haha#okay i'm sorry i'll stop#hufflepuff#slytherin#slytherpuff#hufflepuff x slytherin#otp#ship#harry potter#hp
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My girlfriend's a hufflepuff❤
Slytherin: I broke the plant.
Hufflepuff: What do you mean you broke the-
Slytherin, holding up a dead plant: Fix it.
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“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”
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Ya basically
Slytherin: “I’m an emotional wreck.”
[later]
Literally anyone else: “You’re an emotional wreck.”
Slytherin: WHAT? I’m the most LOGICAL being ALIVE. How DARE you question my PERMANENTLY RATIONAL DEMEANOR. FURTHERMORE-
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Truth 🐍
Slytherin: Why shouldn't I wear baggy sweaters?
Gryffindor: *sarcastically* Guys think they're totally not cute.
Slytherin: The day I dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see Jesus.
#hogwarts houses#incorrect quotes#ib: cutegaywitch#mel#ib: aneastcoastbreeze#ib: vvhitehouse#slytherin#gryffindor#slytherdor#me too
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The Homework Assignment is due in a month, what does each house do?
Hufflepuff: Creates a detailed outline evenly breaking up the work they need to get done each day to finish.
Ravenclaw: Claims to be researching for the assignment, actually has just been looking up other things. Eventually throws together something a few days before the due date.
Slytherin: Has a flawless idea of what they want to write about. Still spends the month tweaking and changing the idea to make it “perfect.”
Gryffindor: “Who dares me to do the assignment the night before lol?”
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#draco malfoy#draco#drarry#dramione#harry x draco#harry potter#charlie weasley#slytherin#ron weasley#sonserina#pansy parkinson#hogwarts#hogwarts mystery#hogwarts houses#lucius malfoy#scorpius malfoy#malfoy family#draco imagine#severus snape#narcissa#snape#albus dumbledore#albus severus potter#scorpius and albus
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Slytherin Goals🐍
tag yourself hogwarts edition ;
gryffindor: sunrise watching, trying their best, echoing laughter, enjoying hot summers, wears oversized knitted sweaters, gorgeous long hair, sometimes insecure, stands up for their friends, animal lover, smells of bonfire.
hufflepuff: messy gorgeous hair, flower picking, tend to overthink, keep a bullet journal with goals, hard working, smells of daisies, smiles a lot, flower picking, takes candid pictures of friends, loves hearing jokes, cute freckles.
ravenclaw: likes thunderstorms, witty comebacks, tend to be anxiety filled, wants to travel the world, loves cultures and aesthetics, weird sense of humor, big handwriting, high grades, smells of rain, long winters.
slytherin: cups of coffee, rainy days, sets goals for themselves, perfect eyebrows, needs to be alone now and then, has a way with words, dark tones, smells of mint, binge watching tv shows, has important morals and values.
#tag yourself#tag yourself meme#tag yourself hogwarts#hogwarts houses#gryffindor#hufflepuff#ravenclaw#slytherin#hp tag yourself#harry potter tag yourself#txt#hp#hp txt#tuserelena#userfaheys
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#slytherin#aesthetic#dark#green#pen#white#nails#snake#pale#draco malfoy#harry potter#magic#hogwarts#artist#gem#human#emerald#silver#jewelry
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He's bloody adorable.
a true blessing
#draco malfoy#harry potter#draco#harry#hp#tom felton#harry x draco#drarry#hogwarts#slytherin#daniel radcliffe#funny#funny gifs#dan radcliffe#not mine bros#ship#slash
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