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Remus Lupin is the type of guy to say โ€˜name 5 songsโ€™ everytime you wear a band t shirt
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voldemort shouldโ€™ve been AFRAID of muggleborn Lily
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monserelates ยท 10 days
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real
โ€Iโ€™m tired, I think I will go to bedโ€
She said, opening yet another fanfic about dead gay wizards form the 70s.
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she at least read it because thereโ€™s no DAMN WAY
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rip Remus Lupin you wouldโ€™ve absolutely hated BookTok
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someone recommend good James Potter fanfics im literally going crazy
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when your card declines at therapy and they bring out the fact that James died thinking he saved Lily and Harry
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sirius โ€œyou know where to find meโ€ black and james โ€œand i know where to lookโ€ potter.
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monserelates ยท 13 days
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real as fuck
every time i search up "harry potter x reader" i get some other character instead and then when i search harry james potter x reader there aren't enough results because people who DO post harry x reader don't think they need to tag that specifically
i will cry
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monserelates ยท 13 days
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When its 3am but the grumpy morally grey caracter had a 'oh, oh' moment as they stare at the sunshine character all while trying not to have a panic attack.
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WILDDDDDDDDDD
Everyone always talks about how many pranks James and Sirius probably pulled, but no one ever talks about how Peter pulled the last one ๐Ÿ’€
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rip Sirius Black you wouldโ€™ve loved watching edits of yourself on tiktok
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rip James Potter you wouldโ€™ve hated finding out your grandchildโ€™s name is Albus Severus Potter
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when your card declines at therapy and the bring out the fact that โ€œthe prankโ€ is canon
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do you have anything more from office frenemies with james? i just read it and i loved it so much
yes! love u ty
โ€”you and James donโ€™t get along until you kind of, sort of do. fem!reader, 1.5k
James listens to the most obnoxious playlist in the mornings. Thereโ€™s about a fifteen minute window between when he arrives and when the workday officially starts, which coincides exactly with your window. He often gets the same elevator ride, walks a pace beside you, and decides whether heโ€™s going to let the โ€˜ladyโ€™ go first through the door depending on the day.ย 
That morning, heโ€™d opened the door widely, grinned at you with music blaring loud enough to make a normal person deaf from his earphones, and let you pass. Then he pretended to stick his foot out to trip you up, pulling it back at the last second.ย 
Jerk, you think, angry even now as he tucks himself into his desk, his earphones still ridiculously loud. He actually, genuinely, is going to get hearing damage. Youโ€™re not being bitter. Human ears arenโ€™t meant for that.ย 
You click onto the workplace Outlook and open a tab on your desktop. How loudly can you listen to music? you google. A few articles appear straight away that fit your purpose โ€”you drag them each into an empty email. Then, smiling to yourself, you find an article on the negative effects of workplace noise pollution and how this sort of selfishness can affect your coworkersโ€™ mental health and add that at the very top.ย 
Hi James,ย 
please find attached a few articles I felt might be important for you to read.
Worst,ย 
Your unhappy adjacent desk.ย 
You know heโ€™s received it when he laughs loudly, turning down his music with a few quick clicks on his phone.ย 
An email comes through to your inbox shortly after.
Hi bestie,ย 
Iโ€™m so so sorry for the noise. Please find attached a few articles I, in turn, felt you might enjoy.ย 
Best,ย 
James Potter :)ย 
Heโ€™s attached an irksome variation of articles. Why music can help you get ready for the day. Ten ways workplace friendships are important. Can you really find your soulmate at work?ย 
You open your personal messaging system. You tend not to use it with James, but this morning heโ€™s winding you up.ย 
I could report you to HR for that last one, you send.ย 
He replies quickly. You try very hard not to look up at him from over your desktop. I didnโ€™t mean me.ย 
Youโ€™ll be deaf by thirty.ย 
Jealous you donโ€™t have such great taste in music?ย 
Jealous of everyone in the annex.ย 
Want a cup of coffee?
You meet his gaze finally over the computer, find him already looking at you. You shake your head scornfully. In what world would you ever want him to make you a coffee? Heโ€™s never actually offered to make you one before, to be fair, but heโ€™s awful to you so what are you supposed to think? Heโ€™ll probably poison it.ย 
He stands to leave. Remus, the other accountant to complete your trio, arrives while heโ€™s gone with his boyfriend Sirius in tow. Theyโ€™re also Jamesโ€™ best friends, unfortunately. It makes for some awkwardness.ย 
โ€œWhere is he?โ€ Remus asks you, in the midst of a quick goodbye kiss as Sirius makes his way to his desk further down the office.ย 
You nibble your lip and give a dispassionate shrug. You hate talking about James. You hate his stupid mess of hair, his reading glasses, his lips when he smiles crookedly and worse when heโ€™s glaring at you. You hate the way he sighs as he clicks his neck, the quick lap he does every other hour complaining of tired legs, the genuine tenderness he shows you whenever youโ€™re sick. You hate James. You don't like to think about him too much lest you get caught, a fish in a net.
Or a fish with a painful hook in its lip.ย 
โ€œAh, youโ€™re here,โ€ James says, two cups of coffee in his hand.ย 
Youโ€™re only a little heartbroken when he puts one on his desk and one on Remusโ€™. Didnโ€™t want one anyways.ย 
Remus grins as James comes up behind him for a rough hug and hair ruffle. โ€œHow was last night?โ€ย 
โ€œI wish youโ€™d come. Sirius spent all night trying to out drink Marl, you know he canโ€™t, so I spent all night holding his hair out of his face. I wasnโ€™t gonna talk to him this morning, but he was being very pathetic.โ€ย 
James laughs. You pretend you arenโ€™t listening to them, pretend you donโ€™t feel left out even if they have no reason to be your friend, clicking at random things on your screen and scrolling through spreadsheets long finished and filed. โ€œYou know I couldnโ€™t come, Moony,โ€ โ€”no point starting on their awful nicknamesโ€” โ€œwhat if she needed me?โ€ย 
You still. She?ย 
โ€œJames, thereโ€™s not much you can do,โ€ Remus says gently. Heโ€™s a quiet, soft sort of man, but theyโ€™re all so loud about loving one another. โ€œYou have to let herโ€ฆ you know.โ€ย 
You feel them both looking at you, your gaze steadfast on your screen.ย 
โ€œTry not to think about it,โ€ Remus says.ย 
โ€œIโ€™ve been distracting myself,โ€ James agrees.ย 
Oh, you think. Oh. Iโ€™m such a dick.ย 
โ€œYou could go home?โ€ Remus says, putting his face in his hand. โ€œI could cover you.โ€ย 
โ€œItโ€™s too much work.โ€ย 
โ€œI know, but, you know, Iโ€™ll do half, and youโ€™ll only have half to catch up on when you come back.โ€ย 
Youโ€™re not sure who she is, and you very much still donโ€™t like James Potter, but you're not heartless. He sounds awfully upset, fragility to his voice and a foreign balling of his fist by his hip. โ€œUm,โ€ you say, clearing your throat weakly, โ€œwell, with me and Remus, we could cover for you.โ€ย 
Jamesโ€™ face is unreadable, looking down at you. โ€œYouโ€™d cover for me?โ€ he asks.ย 
โ€œYour work isnโ€™t exactly hard, James.โ€ย 
โ€œBut youโ€™d do it?โ€ย 
โ€œHow long will you be off for?โ€ย 
James frowns. โ€œLike, two days?โ€ he says quietly.ย 
โ€œThatโ€™s fine. We can do that,โ€ you say, checking with Remus from around James hip. โ€œYeah?โ€ย 
โ€œOf course,โ€ Remus says quickly.ย 
James looks at you long and hard. โ€œYouโ€™re not kidding?โ€ย 
โ€œNo, James. Not kidding. Youโ€™d do the same for me, right?โ€ย 
James leans down to hug you before you can stop him. His arms wrap around your shoulders, a perfectly amicable touch made up of sleeper muscle and the attractive smell of almond oil, nearly sweet, slightly woody. He laughs against your cheek as he pulls away, turning back to Remus for a similar hug. โ€œThank you. Iโ€™ll go tell Danny right now.โ€ He beams at you. His relief is thick as honey, palpable in his warm tone. โ€œThank you.โ€ย 
You canโ€™t look at him very long.ย 
The memory of his fingers linger, the weight of his arm behind your head. He excuses himself to go talk to your boss, and you and Remus sit in a semi-awkward silence, of which youโ€™re wholly responsible.ย 
โ€œHis cat is dying,โ€ Remus says eventually.
You wince. โ€œOh, no, really?โ€ you ask.ย 
โ€œHeโ€™s had her since we were kids. Itโ€™s really nice of you to do this.โ€
โ€œI really do think heโ€™d do it for me,โ€ you interrupt. โ€œIโ€™m not, you know, cruel, because we donโ€™t get on.โ€ย 
โ€œI know. James knows that too.โ€ย 
You want to get defensive. Why does it matter if James knows? But Remus is too nice to argue with, and secretly, strangely, youโ€™d wanted James to know you arenโ€™t mean. You wouldnโ€™t have sent him that email this morning if youโ€™d known, and maybe this is apology enough for that.ย 
Still, it doesnโ€™t feel right when James returns, gathering his suit jacket from the back of his chair. โ€œThank you guys, so much. I will bring you the most amazing desserts of all time as a thank you. I wonโ€™t even put your mug on the top shelf the next time I wash it,โ€ James promises you.ย 
You bat aside the rage of knowing heโ€™s the culprit and instead get out of your seat before he can leave. โ€œUh, James?โ€ you ask.ย 
He raises his eyebrows. โ€œYeah?โ€ย 
You look at the floor by his shoes. โ€œAbout earlierโ€ฆโ€
James stands subtly between you and the bulk of the office. โ€œYou okay?โ€ย 
โ€œI justโ€“ Iโ€™m sorry for complaining about your earphones. I wasnโ€™t trying to be insensitive.โ€ย 
โ€œYou werenโ€™t insensitive,โ€ he says, โ€œI was being obnoxious. Donโ€™t worry about it, okay?โ€ย 
โ€œIโ€“โ€ You hate yourself for all your stammering. โ€œHope whatever is wrong, that youโ€™re okay. Iโ€™ll cover for you for the week if you need me to.โ€ย 
โ€œPlease stop feeling sorry for me. It looks weird on you. I much prefer you when youโ€™re frowning, you get these super deep wrinkles in your forehead that I just love.โ€ย 
You turn away without looking up. โ€œIโ€™m gonna input all your sales information wrong.โ€ย 
โ€œAnd Iโ€™m gonna bring you the best donut youโ€™ve ever tasted to say thanks, sweetheart.โ€ย 
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sometimes all you need is to read a fanfic with your favorite fictional character on Tumblr
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