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Thirteen: Want to be my girlfrien?
fem!MC: Don't you mean girlfriend?
Thirteen: Huh?
fem!MC: You forgot the 'd'
Thirteen: Don't you worry about the D, darling
Also Thirteen, winking: You'll get that later
Levi: This is a verbal conversation!
Mammon: Oi, how woulddya know, yer otaku?
fem!MC, grabbing Thirteen's hand: Let's go make babies!
Thirteen: Heck yeah!
Lucifer, drinking his 10th mug of coffee: That...that cannot anatomically be possible...
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๐“†ฉโ™ก๐“†ช ๐˜ผ ๐™ก๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ ๐™ž๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐“†ฉโ™ก๐“†ช
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[๐™‡๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™–๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ญ ๐™›๐™š๐™ข!๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง]
A/N: I wanted to write something based off of this lesson, because I think it's cute that Levi is so inexperiencedโ™ก He's so insecure about himself, he deserves somebody who will pamper him and tell him that he's doing so wellโ™ก
[๐™’๐™–๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ: ๐™ƒ๐™š๐™–๐™ซ๐™ฎ ๐™ ๐™ž๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ?? ๐™Ž๐™š๐™ญ๐™ช๐™–๐™ก ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™„ ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™š, ๐™™๐™ง๐™ฎ-๐™๐™ช๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ (๐™„ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™™๐™ž๐™™๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™จ๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™™), ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ฏ, ๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐—บ๐˜€๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…, ๐˜€๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ, ๐™‡๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž & ๐™ˆ๐˜พ ๐™—๐™š๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ง๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ]
โ€ขโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€ขยฐโ€ขโœฟโ€ขยฐโ€ขโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€ข
Sitting on the edge of your bed, you bunch your duvet up in your hands, holding the cool material to your face.
You had been thinking a lot, and how you were completely inexperienced in the field of romance. Although you had had your fair share of crushes on the celebrities you saw on television, it didn't account for anything. You were completely and utterly hopeless.
But there was a somebody who you'd like to kiss, but you were sure he wasn't interested, taking into consideration how much time Levi spent holed up in his bedroom, watching endless romance animes where the male mc falls in love with the love interest. You couldn't deny that you was invested each time you passed his room and caught a glimpse of the new episode Levi had binged, but sometimes you overstayed your welcome and you quickly realised that he wasn't watching an anime...it was a drawn out hentai.
Your cheeks flushed, yet you always found yourself in the same position. The feelings you began to muster up, made your harmless thoughts wild with anticipation. It was often that you awoke from a deep slumber, sweating as you thought back to the vivid dream you had been ripped from; Levi's slender hands on your waist, his chapped lips on yours, your hands moving through his hair as you rocked against his thigh...at least, that was part of a collection that you believed to be more tame.
Multiple times, you had thought about simply asking Levi to kiss you, but that was far too forward for a virgin like yourself.
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Deciding to push everything to the back of your thoughts, you shake your head impatiently and reach for your satchel to retrieve homework RAD had unfortunately given you earlier.
However, it was then that you remembered how Levi had borrowed your pencil case since it was the latest Ruri-Chan model that you had gotten shipped to the Devildom. You weren't much of a fan, but the design was rather cute.
Sighing in annoyance, you drag yourself from your chair and pull open your bedroom door. The nightdress Asmo gifted you clung to your figure, as uncomfortable as it was, and you attempted to straighten it out, before moving down towards Levi's solitary room.
Raising your arm to knock against his door, you're surprised that his door is slightly ajar. You yawn, tired already, but either way you nudge your toe against the heavy door, watching as it opens easily. Surely Levi couldn't be up to anything with his door open, so you let myself inside.
Then you shriek. Before you, Levi is hunched over his desk, his hand is difficult to see but he's busy....too busy to hear the creak of the door as it hesitantly opens. Your shriek caught his attention and he shoves his cock down his trousers, his face sweating and hair dishevelled.
"M-M-MC!!" He stammered, avoiding eye contact as he wiped his hands down on his trousers. "Y-You must think I-I-I'm a yucky otaku, a d-disgusting pervert!" You slowly shake your head, moving towards him.
"I-I shouldn't have walked in on you like that, I apologise." You respond, and Levi's mouth calls open, shocked at how you don't have him already strung to the ceiling yet. "I came to ask for my pencil case back, but..." your words fizzle out as you walk closer to him, and Levi's eyes dart nervously about, not quite sure where to look, and dear Diavolo how he was still alive when he had been caught red-handed by the human exchange student.
"W-Wha..." Levi cannot form any coherent words, and can only stare as you place your hands upon his shoulders, making his blood pressure rise significantly.
Straddling his high, you lower yourself down, watching as Levi's face reddened in shock. His hands were as far away from you as he could move them, as though he was holding the wrong end of the magnet.
"W-W-What are you d-doing, MC??" His voice was shaking, his breathing becoming increasingly heavier. Reaching for his arms, you slowly place his slender hands upon your waist, as you lean forwards.
"Please Levi, may I kiss you?" Desperation drawled from your mouth, and you found yourself moving against his thigh. Instantaneously, Levi lowers his gaze to where your body made contact with his leg. His adam's apple bobs in his throat as you move your hips again, this time drawing a quiet moan from your parted lips.
It appeared that Levi couldn't form a response, unlikely even a sentence, but he ruggedly nodded. Placing your hands against his chest to steady yourself, your eyes flutter shut as his lips press against yours.
It's a little awkward at first. Neither of you knew where to go from that position, so you pull away, suddenly just as nervous as Levi was.
"...Sorry. I-I'm still not used to k-kissing. I bet I'm not very good, huh..." He finally speaks, averting his eyes.
"H-Hold on, let me try something different." You respond, shifting your weight between his legs. Levi breathes quickly, eyes widening as you move myself closer, feeling...
"M-MC!" He moans suddenly, thrusting his hips up against your clothed heat. You let out a whimper, and then neither of you move. Beneath you, you can feel every throbbing movement as yoy stay seated upon Levi's lap.
Hesitantly, you drag yourself over his growing bulge. Levi moans again, and you take the opportunity to kiss him, his mouth hot against yours. As you increase the pace at which you move your body against his clothed dick, kissing becomes easier. His tongue was a weird sensation to have in your mouth, but to an extent...it was pleasant.
Levi desperately holds you closer, almost rutting against you feverishly. Your fingers are moving uncontrollably down his body, from his slender shoulders to his firm chest, and down towards where his belt lay unbuckled and his zipper unzipped.
"M-MC...please..." His voice is breathy, desperation dripping from every word.
"...please what? W-what do you need?" Stuttering, Levi jerks his hips and slowly lowers his head to rest upon your shoulder, mumbling a string of curses under his breath.
The thought of Levi's cock nestling inside your gummy walls, milking him of all his stamina, and watching his thick cum leak out from between your legs was becoming inevitable, and you steady your breathing before slipping your hand beneath the third-born's trousers.
He groans as your hand cups his bulge, letting out a heavy moan as your cold fingers pull down his limited edition Ruri-chan boxers. His pubes are untamed, sporting a vivid purple shade that's similar to his hair colour. Feverishly, he begins rutting against you as you wrap your hand around his girthy length, stroking him slowly.
"...F-Faster, p-please..." He whimpers, as your lips reconnect with his, tongue sliding back into his mouth. You comply with his request, clenching your own legs together to relieve a little pain from neglecting your pleasure.
"W-Would you like to fuck me, L-Levi?" You ask quietly, watching as his cock twitches hesitantly underneath your gentle grasp.
He doesn't respond, but his eyes are hungry and drool spills from the corner of his mouth. Without a second thought, he hastily remove your panties, and you lower yourself over his strained dick. Impatiently, Levi grabs your waist and slams you completely down, your clitoris rubbing pleasantly against his deep purple pubes.
"aghh..mphh..." You moan, stilling to adjust to his sheer size.
"A-Are you alright, M-MC?" Leviathan quickly questions, his cock throbbing persistently between your tight walls.
Nodding, he hunches over your smaller frame, thrusting wildly against you. His fingers are gripping you hard, sure to leave behind many bruises to tend to tomorrow, his cracked lips sucking at your neck.
Moaning, you sink into his embrace, letting the demon fuck you on his cock. A needy pressure began to build up inside of your abdomen, your toes cramping from the position you were stuck in, while Levi roughly slammed into you, dragging a loud moan from your dry throat.
"O-Oh...ah! Mphhh! M-MC, I-I'm goin' to...to c-cum...oh!" Levi moaned breathily, feeling his balls tighten, but trying to hold off his orgasm.
'Levi, kiss m-me, please!" You sob, and he's on you in a second, locking his lips with yours as his thrusts become harsher.
Suddenly, the pressure in your lower stomach snaps and you cum around his girthy length, heat pooling between your thighs as your juices leak out.
"C-CUMMING MC...A-AHH MPHHH!" Levi yells, slamming his cock into your hole and squirting ropes of cum deep inside of your womb, shuddering as he empties his balls into you. Engrossed in the mass pleasure, his teeth clamp down onto your bottom lip, drawing blood that drips down your chin.
Catching his breath, Levi groans as you accidentally move against his sensitive raw tip which was softening inside you. Peppering kisses to his sweaty face, you smile adoringly, and Levi blushes heavily. Feeling rather full from the gallons of cum that the third eldest brother had ruthlessly spilled into your womb, you cup his cheeks, softly placing a small kiss to his parted lips.
"What would you say to a round 2?"
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Mammon: Do ya ever got the feelin' to tell somebody to shut up when they ain't ever talkin'?
Levi: Shut up.
MC: Levi, I hate to turn against you but you are being really hypocritical right now. You literally NEVER shut up about TSL
Levi, snivelling and clutching his tail: [hic] m-mc...[hic] WAAAAH
Lucifer: I think I've been cursed to deal with men-children
Thirteen, appearing out of literally nowhere: You and me both, demon spawn, you and me both
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Canon
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(Guys I actually made these okay, no steal. But you can steal the base lolol)
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I want to ride him, like it's not even funny anymore
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I'd give him an heir alright, it'd take 9 months though
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Simeon: Itโ€™s dark in here
Luke: Donโ€™t worry Simeon, I got this
Luke: [Stomps his feet]
Luke: [Skechers light up]
Solomon: [cursing under his breath] Why didn't I think of that
Simeon: Solomon, what is this magic?
MC: It's called 'batteries and science', something that Solomon despises
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Canonically, Barbatos likes metal. Lucifer likes classical, but is beginning to develop a taste for rock. I really want to introduce Lucifer to Jonathon Young's Phantom of the Opera metal covers.
I tried so hard to ignore the fact that barb is into heavy metal because it suits him too much, and it really doesn't fit the whole 'quiet butler' stereotype ๐Ÿ˜ญ I think Lucifer would be open to listening to anything really, especially metal covers, but just not pop music like at all.
Lucifer is the type to be allergic to colour, to pop music, and to anything pink and sparkly, but he tolerates Asmo.
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OBEY ME MUSIC HEADCANONS
๐™ˆ๐™๐™Ž๐™„๐˜พ ๐™๐™ƒ๐™€ ๐˜ฝ๐™๐™Š๐™๐™ƒ๐™€๐™๐™Ž + ๐˜ฟ๐˜ผ๐™๐™€๐˜ผ๐˜ฝ๐™‡๐™€๐™Ž ๐™‡๐™„๐™Ž๐™๐™€๐™‰ ๐™๐™Š
[๐˜ผ/๐™‰: ๐™Š๐™› ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง๐™จ๐™š ๐™„'๐™ข ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™ก๐™ช๐™™๐™š ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™š๐™š๐™ฃ, ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฅ๐™๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ค & ๐™๐™–๐™ฅ๐™๐™–๐™š๐™ก. ๐˜ผ๐™ก๐™จ๐™ค, ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™จ๐™š ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™ข๐™ฎ ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™„'๐™™ ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™ง ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ข๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™จ!!]
โ€ขโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€ขยฐโ€ขโœฟโ€ขยฐโ€ขโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€ข
Lucifer
-> Definitely Opera
-> But on quieter days, he listens to White Noise (its not even music, but Lucifer would spends hours listening to White Noise)
-> Mans can never catch a break, so the likelihood of him actually sitting down and having a peaceful evening is definitely unlikely
Mammon
-> Rock
-> Occasionally Heavy Metal
-> Imagine he's out driving, probably pissed off with Lucifer, and he starts shouting out lyrics which don't even make sense but to Mammon, it's like a stress relief
-> You might also catch him listening to Twice, it's a hidden liking because everybody expects Mammon to be some scary demon, but in reality he knows like A LOT of K-Pop songs, that he randomly hums while counting his money
Levi
-> Anime openings
-> And K-Pop songs, like too much for one person to know
-> Karaoke is his prime time to shine, he's belting his heart out
-> But he does go into hiding for a good few months if he's caught singing along in his bedroom
Satan
-> Jazz, because he radiate the energy
-> Some nice slow Jazz in the background while reading his latest bought novel
-> It also helps him to release the tension and anger in his body
Asmo
-> Again, probably pop/k-pop/j-pop really, he lives for them all
-> Livestreams himself singing and dancing to Twice songs, dressed in flamboyant outfits
-> I think he doesn't really like rock or any depressing songs because they always disgust him, but maybe after a heartbreak he'd choose something melancholy
Beel
-> Definitely songs with a good beat to them
-> Not really a lyric person, he prefers sound with a rhythm so that he can workout to a steady beat
-> I'm going to say it's canon that he'll listen to a lullaby before going to bed, it helps him to sleep (bonus points if sheep!MC jumps over him so he can count sheep)
Belphie
-> Not really a music lover
-> Probably the occasional heavy metal song can be heard coming from the attic, this is when he starts belting out lyrics Satan has written about their hate for Lucifer
-> Prefers to sleep in silence, but he'll listen to lullabies whenever Beel puts them on
Diavolo
-> Taylor Swift
-> I'm not taking any criticisms here
-> This man is an avid Swiftie once he heard about her in the human world
-> Barb has to put up with his same shit every day, like I mean the same song on repeat, I feel bad for Barb
Barbatos
-> Honestly, I don't think this man listens to music
-> Like at all
-> He prefers silence
Simeon
-> Not so much songs, but harp playing
-> It's very angelic and beautiful to him, no lyrics interrupting the gentle playing
-> Gonna say its canon he purchased a harp to practise on, but he realised how difficult it was to play
Luke
-> K-Pop stan
-> He secretly enjoys whenever Asmo invites him to sing along to Twice & IZ*ONE
-> Although, he feels at ease to sit beside Simeon and listen to harps playing
-> He likes whatever Simeon likes, let's be honest
Solomon
-> Metal
-> I never really liked Solomon, but him with tattoos and listening to metal is one of the hottest things I could ever imagine
-> The occasional Twice song will pop into his head (blame Asmo for that)
Thirteen
-> Her favourite song is CPR (no, I will not be taking criticisms)
-> She prefers pop music to anything else, but she'll given all genres a chance
-> She also likes metal (hangs out with Mammon too much)
Mephisto
-> Lmfao, you think this dude likes music?
-> No no, he records Diavolo talking and he listens to that
-> Although, let's be honest, if Mephisto admires Diavolo that much, he will listen to whatever Diavolo listens to and then try to start up a conversation with him about the music
Raphael
-> He likes silence
-> Thinks that any genre of music is disgraceful
-> He will happily sit alone and enjoy the comfortable silence that surrounds him
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Why not both ahahah
Horny would you rather, obey me! Edition
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Like to suck off Lucifer while heโ€™s eating dinner or reblog to be railed by Diavolo in front of everyone on his throne room
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Bye bitches
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If I knew it wasn't a figurine that he'd bought, my first guess would have been a fleshlight
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He's avoiding my eyes, I know he feels shame
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*Diavolo, ordering from a cake shop over the phone*
Shop employee: And what would you like your cake to say?
Diavolo, facing the others: Do we want a talking cake?
Barbatos: My Lord, that is not what-
Luke: THE HUMAN WORLD HAVE TALKING CAKE??
Simeon, sighing: Luke, you've got it all wrong-
MC, holding back a laugh: Shush, let the boys believe what they want to believe
MC, nodding towards Dia: Yes, we do want a talking cake
Diavolo, ecstatic and responding to the shop employee: Yes, we will have the cake that speaks
Shop employee: Sir, that's not what-
Diavolo, completely oblivious: You have a good day, I'll send for my friend Lucifer to collect it
Shop employee: w h a t
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Solomon: MC, you'll be working with Lucifer and Diavolo
MC: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everybody else: *blank stares*
Simeon, covering Luke's ears: MC! What a sin!
MC, sweating nervously: ...I mean on a team...I think
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Lucifer, annoyed: Whatโ€™s the announcement, Mammon?
Mammon: Itโ€™s a lecture. Levi's gonna tell us everything he knows about sex
MC, shaking their head: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds
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Satan: *Screams*
Mammon: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
MC: Should we do something?
Belphie: No, I want to see who wins.
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I thought that said heroin for a good 5 minutes
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*MC and Mammon texting...*
MC:ย So, want to makeout?
MC: I mean hangout** Sorry, autocorrect
Mammon: Wanna sit on my face?
Mammon: I mean grab a drink** Damn autocorrect
MC: You didn't even try to disguise that response
Mammon: Autocorrect clearly just wants us to bang
Mammon: I mean hang**
MC: ...
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Solomon is unhinged. He has no morals.
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