The obey me brother's favorite Disney princess:

Lucifer: "Ariel," He relates how she rebelled against her father to get what she desired. or Merida; they are both exceedingly brave, audacious, fearless, obstinate, rebellious, and headstrong. She also had a disagreement with her mother.

Mammon: Tiana, they both have difficulties with bad witches, and he also connects to how hardworking she is (he physically works as a model when he doesn't have to, but he knows he likes to spend money).

Leviathan: Elsa, they both fiercely blame themselves for everything and attempt to avoid their troubles. Also, when they become very emotional, their power reacts, as seen in (small spoiler) Chapter 32, when Elsa inadvertently struck Anna in the chest with her ice.

Satan: Belle, they both enjoy learning and reading. I believe he connected to her more on a personality level than via the story.

Asmo: Rapunzel, He thinks she's gorgeous and admires her hair. They are both kind, make friends wherever they go, and enjoy having fun.

Beelzebub: His is difficult because obey me simply gives him eating and being nice as a personality trait. However, I believe Mulan comes closest to him because she took her father's place in the fight to defend him. This connects with Beel because I feel he would do the same for his brothers; also, he really became a devil for assisting his brother.

Belphegor: He's challenging because, of course, Aurora is the ideal option since she's the sleeping beauty, but I believe he'd also relate to Mulan or Merida. I believe he ties Mulan's resolve to how she persevered while pretending to be a guy until her true identity was revealed. Merida's determination to prove herself superior to the men who wanted to marry her, as well as her desire for freedom. I believe Belphie's motivation stemmed from his hatred for humans and his wrath that Diavolo wanted all worlds to unify and that if it happened, his sister would have died for nothing, as well as how he carried out his plan to manipulate and murder Mc in order to terminate the program.

(I still love him tho)

PEOPLE WHO SHIP THE BATFAMILY TOGETHER ARE WEIRD AS FUCK!! Especially Bruce x THE CHILDREN HE ADOPTED!!! Why is he fucking the kids HE RAISED!! Another one I saw that made me want to post this was DAMIEN X JASON WTF!! They may not be blood related but they are family!! Plus they used Damien as a MINOR!!! Omg and another one I saw yesterday was a A/B/O of the batfamily fucking each other and the description was like and *Damien is 16 in this so yeah* why are people so freely writing pedophilia it’s disgusting, and why isn’t there post getting taken down you are openly writing about children.

Sorry but another thing that horrified me was a do and don’t list about what a writer will write about. Now it’s was normal at first like they’ll write about, fxf, mxm, fluff, smut,angst. Then they add “pedophilia if they feel like it”…HUH. FYM WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!! GO GET SOME HELP IF YOU FEEL LIKE WRITING THAT SHIT!! I’m all for writing whatever you want but at some point you have to realize you are the problem, and if you are writing pedo shit for fun or to get people turned on you are blatantly promoting that shit and it’s sad.

(Disclaimer for the people in the back: I’m not saying that if you write this shit you are a pedo, you could be idk😭 but if you aren’t you kinda promoting that shit)

My reactions when I see those post:

Satan: Mammon today you have the perfect opportunity to become the ✨Best✨ Brother in world.

Mammon: Alright, whatcha want be to do?

Satan: I want you to come with me in on a heist to steal Diavolo's forbidden spell book.

Mammon: you had be at steal, what’s the plan?!

Satan: And see this is why I like you… sometime. Alright so we’re gonna…

Mammon (I’m his mind): Sometimes…Should I feel insulted?

Satan: MAMMON PAY ATTENTION!!

Opinions on the brothers who obey me: The oldest

Mammon was, in my opinion, frequently used by Lucifer as a scapegoat—not for evil deeds, but rather to get out of performing things. For instance, he would claim that Mammon was ground and had to keep an eye on him if he was asked to a event that he didn't want to attend. Also in my opinion, Beelzebub is his true favorite since he's the simplest to take care of—all you have to do is feed him, and he'll be content.

Mammon enjoys being complimented, so I imagine when his brothers want something and are having difficulty acquiring it. He will go out of his way to get it for them simply to make them realize what a fantastic brother he is. (However, if he genuinely can't obtain it, he'll try to acquire a fake.) For example, Levi wanted a rare figurine, which was sold out. Mammon purposefully distracted him during the online sale, since he had previously purchased the figurine for him. Unfortunately, he purchased it from a shady source. (He did his best and was delighted to give Levi the figurine, sadly it was a fake😭)

Leviathan's favorite is Belphie (hot take, perhaps?). But I believe this because, on a normal day, he is very mellow; he does not want Beel in his room because he eats too much and does not want his controllers dirty; I do not see Satan and Asmo as the types to sit and play games with Levi, at least not for long; Lucifer is always busy, and Mammon will try to steal. However, Belphie will sit calmly and play various games with Levi while respecting his space. Plus, Belphie enjoys hearing Levi talk about his games and comics since he knows Levi is eager to talk to someone about them, but Belphie also uses Levi's as white noise. (I don't believe people pair them much, but I think they would make such a vibe together.)

(Another pair I don’t see often is Satan and Mammon, but that’s for my next part)

Beelzebub: Did you drink my Mountain Dew?

Mammon: I did not.

Beelzebub: DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?!!

Mammon: OMG BEEL no now chill.

Beelzebub: lemme smell your breathe.

Mammon: LUCIFER HELP MEEEE!!!

Beelzebub: LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH- oh you Mountain Dew DRINKING BITCH!!

CPS (Child Protective Services) but instead it’s DCPS (Demon Child Protective Services).

I think it's a typical day, and each brother is doing their own thing. Satan and Belphie are trying to play pranks on Lucifer, but they are mostly causing damage to the house. Lucifer hung Mammon from the ceiling and is lecturing him about his spending habits because he thought buying a bunch of cheap products and selling them 10x the price would make him money. Beelzebub is raiding the fridge and any food in sight, and Asmo is attempting to do Mammon's nails.

The doorbell rings, and Lucifer leaves to get it, but Satan and Belphie decided to have some fun by throwing some curses at Mammon. When Lucifer answers the door, he finds a demon lady who says she works for DCPS, as he lets her in, they hear screams. As they progress farther inside the house, the lady gasps. She watches Mammon screaming and flailing around as the room erupts in flames, and Satan yells at Belphie for miscasting the spell while attempting to extinguish the fire. While Asmo and Belphie strive to bring Mammon down, they keep failing because he won't stop moving.

The demon lady from DCPS watches the pandemonium unfold before them with horror and disbelief. Despite the chaos, Lucifer approaches her to speak.

"Ah, Miss...?" Lucifer begins by striving to gather himself amidst the chaos.

"Miss Ines," she says, barely heard over a chorus of screaming and fire.

"Miss Ines," Lucifer says, "I promise you that this is not our regular day. We take pleasure in preserving order and discipline in our family."

Miss Ines looks at the sight skeptically, but before she can answer, Mammon's flailing knocks over a light, showering shards of glass across the floor. With a disgruntled groan, Lucifer raises his voice.

"Enough!" he demands, his voice resonating throughout the room. The turmoil fades, leaving just the light from the fire.

Miss Ines observes the situation once again before returning her focus to Lucifer. "Mr. Lucifer," she adds, her tone surprised, "I've seen many things in my time, but this... this is beyond anything I could have imagined."

Lucifer nods sadly, aware of the seriousness of the situation. I understand, Miss Ines. Rest assured; We've had worse days.

With that, the woman explains that there was a misunderstanding because there are no children, and as she leaves, she takes a second glance and sees Beel walking in with food stains on his face and clothes, looking clueless, and the rest of the brothers waving at her with a fire behind them, and Lucifer pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head. She finds this circumstance amusing since she was expecting to check on a child but instead encountered a group of grown men acting childishly.

I think Satan and Belphie have a tiktok where they conduct a prank of the week, occasionally accept recommendations, and do it on random days. So the brothers are constantly on their toes.

I also believe Levi made a deal with them to avoid being pranked on a regular basis in exchange for helping them.

Thinking about the first time I got asked out but kinda thought about the obey me brothers.

When I was in middle school, I had a crush on a boy and I didn’t think he liked since he made fun of me a lot (we were friends but distant). So when he sat next to me one day in class (which he never did unless assigned) it was weird and I kept glancing at him and he seemed nervous but I was like whatever not my problem. Till he finally looked at me and asked me out but all I could do was laugh. Obviously he thought I was laughing at him so he got upset and threw a tantrum without knowing I was laughing because I was nervous and surprised. Since he asked me out in front of both of our friend groups, plus the first time anyone expressed their feeling for me and did have a crush on him and was going to say yes till he started throwing things but yeah.

Anyways now imagine that scenario but with the brother walking off or completely avoiding you.(instead of the throwing things and tantrums) and you go look for them and comfort them and express how much you actually like them and that your were just surprised since you never thought they liked you and how nervous you were since you had a crush on them.

My personal headcannon for Belphie is that he kicks in his sleep, and not just nudges, but full-fledged kicks that knock you out of bed and leave a bruise. When he does this, he is unlikely to wake up; instead, he will most likely turn over as if nothing occurred.

Also, I think the twins used to share a bed when they were younger, but one day, Belphie kicked Beel into the wall so hard that it caused a large dent, and Belphie didn't even bat an eye, just continued sleeping. (Despite Beelzebub's protests, Lucifer was the one who got him a bed.)

Hot take: I despise Teddy from Bob's Burgers. For example, when he attempts to integrate himself into Bob's family and how he lacks boundaries at times. For example, in an episode where Linda hosted an Airbnb and he used Louise's room. He could see Louise didn't want him there, and even Bob thought it was a poor idea to have Teddy in her room, but he still took her room, mind you, as Louise was being carried by Linda, his ass still slept in her bed. Fuck Teddy!!! Additionally, it seems at times that he is hitting on Bob and Linda 😒

On another topic tho, Mr. Fischoeder can get it 😫😝

A short narrative based on a bedtime scenario I used to go to sleep.

Before Jason Todd was adopted by Bruce Wayne, he knew a girl who was presumably the sweetest person. They stopped talking, but later on, they got back together, and he realized that Gotham had changed her. She went insane—almost as bad as Harley Quinn—and became completely fixated on him because he was the last person to treat her so kindly. And he's trying to figure out what or who caused her to be in this state.

Additionally, it seems to me that she would smother him whenever they were together, acting as though she had no concept of personal space. If he were to go near any other woman, she would essentially be plastered to him.

What if someone wrote a cyberpunk fanfiction that replaced Keanu Reeves with Norman Reedus (Daryl Dixon)? I think that would be hilarious, more so with his accent 😭

He doesn't even have to be a former musician; he could end up a night city legend simply by doing a great job as a merc and being well-known. Negans group can possibly be Arasaka. And like Jackie's motorcycle, you end up locating Daryl's (which is actually his brothers)

(I dont know what I'm talking about, 😭 I wrote this at 2am.)

All I’m saying is that a lot of post I come across is of these man babying and treating the reader as a child (weak) or damsel in distress. Also there is a lot of smut of the reader being a virgin and and being innocent. Furthermore, I don’t really mind these kinda stuff I read them sometimes but at times I feel like they are talking to a child and not a grown women who’s a virgin😭😭 (I pretty much want to be like Michonne😔)

(I hope I don’t come off rude trying to explain my thinking btw)

These are just me looking up Rick Grimes smut😭

(I didn’t include the authors names because this is only me trying to show what I speaking about, if you are the author of these captions, I am not talking shit about your work everyone has their kinks)

Why is it that walking dead fanfics make Rick grimes and Daryl dixon kinda like pedo’s😭, it so annoying like why can’t I be some bad ass grown women and not some fragile, innocent, acting little girl. It’s literally the apocalypse grown up😭😭.

If anyone has link to one’s that aren't them overly babying the reader, PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!!🤲

Why is it that walking dead fanfics make Rick grimes and Daryl dixon kinda like pedo’s😭, it so annoying like why can’t I be some bad ass grown women and not some fragile, innocent, acting little girl. It’s literally the apocalypse grown up😭😭.

If anyone has link to one’s that aren't them overly babying the reader, PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!!🤲

Somewhere on Earth:

Child Mammon: Look, I just gave the homeless man money!!

Lucifer thinks: You just gave money to a drug addict.

Child Mammon: I'm such a good person, I bet the homeless man is going to buy a house and start improving their life!!

Homeless man: YES, I CAN FINALLY GET MORE CRACK!!

Child Mammon: What is crack?… Lucifer What's the man sniffing?

Lucifer covers Mammon's eyes as he walks away: He's simply taking his medication.

Child Mammon: He seems extremely happy taking his medicine; maybe I'll start taking mine like that.

Lucifer: Dear God, give me strength.

I NEED SOMEONE TO DO THIS BUT WITH LUCIFER FROM OBEY ME!! It’s canon that he teaches the brothers.

I understand that many people headcannon that Bakugou would eventually lose his hearing, but I believe that his hearing will improve. He's had his quirk since he was four, and his body can adapt to the continual explosions, making his hearing more refined. I headcannon that he can be blindfolded and still hear where his opponents are going. (this could be a good concept.)

I don't post any mha content, and I don't read or watch the anime, but I do read what others post, and I believe this would be a nice story instead of him losing his hearing. Bakugou can hear what his classmates are whispering about, and he'll probably start memorizing how people's footsteps sound, making it more difficult for villains to sneak by him.