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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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Store bededag aflyst Danske politiker 😠👎

Hvorfor har vi overhovedet demokrati i Danmark, når de danske politiker ikke lytter til det folk, som har stemt dem ind og i stedet vælger at køre et diktatur?

Jeg siger, vi udskifter hele flokken! Måske på den måde, kan vi få orden i det danske samfund igen…

#dansk politik #politik #politics #store bededag #store bededag afskaffet #nye politiker #mette frederiksen #Jacob Ellemann Jensen #Lars Løkke Rasmussen

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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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When people talk sh*t in front of me

People: “Bla. Bla. Bla. Sh*t! Bla. Bla Bla.”

Me to them:

And when done, I look them in the eyes and says like my hero Snape:

#my own stuff #not my gif #harry potter #severus snape #I love Severus snape #his a hero #don’t speak if you have nothing good to say #funny #trying to be funny

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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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If painting’s could talk.💬

“Yihaa! Stormwind! Let’s ride out in the sunset.”

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

#picture #funny #not my picture #trying to be funny #berthe morisot #the cheval glass #jacques louis david #Napoleon crossing the alps 1801

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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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Snape when he gets “snappy”

Yearh… we all love it, when he do that 😆

#severus snape #harry potter #Snape snaps #not my gifs #gifs #funny gifs #harry potter gif #harry potter movies #ron weasley #funny #fan of Snape

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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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Different Christmases

Traditional Christmas:

Scary Christmas:

Cute Christmas:

Cartoon Christmas:

Girl’s Christmas:

Boy’s Christmas:

My Christmas:

#my own stuff #funny #not my gif #gif #Christmas #Different Christmases #trying to be funny

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jkmooneclipsesun · 1 year

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ROTTMNT SEXUALITIES

Leonardo: Gay.🏳️‍🌈

Donatello: Technosexual.🤖

Michaelangelo: Pizzasexual.🍕

Raphael: Is only interested in his family and friends safety 🥰

#rottmnt #my own stuff #sexualities #gay #technosexual #pizzasexual #Leonardo #Donatello #Raphael #Michaelangelo #kinda funny #family love

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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When you realise your life is like Harry Potter’s. 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️

You’ve got glasses like him.

You are grown up in hand me downs.

You have a family member or four who s*cks.

You talk to snakes (just need an answer back, but that comes later 🤷)

You have this one teacher who doesn’t like you no matter what (not your fault your teacher can’t take a joke 😉)

You can do magic (still on the card tricks kind, but you are getting there👍)

You also make potions (your guinea pig- eh.. mom, calls it cooking with skepticism 🙄)

You can also fly (…on a plane. But close enough! Especially if you have your broom onboard with you!)

And of course! The comparison would not be complete without a crazy person who constantly tries to ruin/kill you (Funny that 😅 you kinda keep finding people who matches this description…)

Oh well! 🤟😄 lucky you!

#my own stuff #funny #harry potter #Harry Potter match your life #joke #harry potter jokes #you jokes #crazy jokes #trying to be funny

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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Harry: *Tries to deny while thinking how much he really want it to happen*

Harry: No! Now!

Tom: impatient, are we?

Harry: *Hitting his hormonally frustrated head on the nearest wall*

Harry: *Tries to say ‘Are you fucking serious?’ and ‘Are you kidding me?’ at the same time.*

Harry: ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

Tom: Not currently, but it could be arranged.

Harry: *Horrified internal screeching.*

#tomarry quote #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #source: tumblr #my own stuff #funny #reblogged #tomarry joke #adultmemes

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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Naberius sensei and professor Snape!

Has just seen the anime series Mairimashita! Iruma-kun!

And thought. 🤔

Naberius Kalego is the most worthy friend/enemy/lover Severus Snape could ever get!

Soo…

Kaleverus is a go! ❤️

#mairimashita! iruma kun #harry potter #naberius kalego #severus snape #kaleverus #OTP #new otp #my own stuff #not my gif #gif #gifs #Severus Snape fan

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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Ron: Oh! And do remember, with all your horcrux voodoo going on, i can bury you as many times as i want and finally get good use of the new shovel Hermione has given to me…~

Tom: *Backs away slowly while sending a little patronus to Harry for help.*

Ron: Shovel talk.

Tom: What?

Ron: Ginny and Hermione said I had to give you a shovel talk. Okay so a shovel is something you use to dig holes with and its-

Tom: I know what a shovel is Ron.

Ron: Oh good! I don't have to describe the tool I'll use to hide your body if you ever hurt Harry then!

Tom: *Wide Eyed.* Wh-what?

Ron: *Cold Smile.* Just remember Tom, being buried alive is painful.

#submitted by anon #(protective ron of harry is life. and tom has no idea what he agreed to by dating harry.)#tomarry quote #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #reblogged #my own stuff #funny #incorrecttomarryquotes

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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So Valentine’s Day is on its way…

Here comes some of the plans others have for Valentine’s Day:

And here comes MY plans-:

-Enjoying being single! 😂

#my own stuff #not my gif #valentine’s day #happy valentine’s day #2022 Valentine’s Day #for singles #funny #I’m single and proud!#but love to all the couples out there ❤️#valentine’s plans #romantic dinner #proposal #giving chocolate #single plans #eating fast food #eating ice cream #lazing around and watch tv

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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In the song “We don’t talk about Bruno.” Pepa sings about how Bruno on her wedding day floods her brain when he says “It looks like rain.”

But guys who wanna bet on the chance that he either

A) Always has been an awkward sweet boy, so uncomfortable with the concept of talking to people so he goes to the normally “safe” topic of conversation the weather, that he in his panic got totally wrong.

Or

B) Instead of stating a fact with “It looks like rain” as Pepa thought, maybe it was taken out of context. Come on! Abuela had umbrellas with her to give out, so it would not be far fetched if Bruno comes, sees the umbrellas, looks up and sees the sun and in a error of thought comes to ask “Will it rain?” Which Pepa easily could have heard as “looks like rain.”

Thoughts?

#my own stuff #not my gif #encanto disney #Encanto #pepa madrigal #bruno madrigal #we talk about bruno #we don't talk about bruno #reasons for we don’t talk about Bruno #mistakes #my thoughts #any thoughts?

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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2022 and still think this is the safest AND coolest option to avoid covid.

And that is not only because my social anxiety would love a physical distance at all times.

Nope. Not at all… 😗🎶🎶

🦠 How to avoid Covid-19 virus 🦠

Other people:

My idea:

#not my gif #gravity falls #coronavirus #covid 19 #covid-19 #my own stuff #funny #ideas #mabel pines #don’tgetsick!#2022 #2022 and still covid #hamster ball human size #see not touch #my social anxiety want that ball

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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Camilio reaction to hearing his siblings has known/meet Bruno before him.

Camilio: “Sooo…? We’re gonna talk about Bruno?”

Antonio: “That’s Bruno!”

Camilio is like, why do you know that?! You wasn’t even born when he disappeared!

Dolores: “Yo, i knew he never left, i heard him every day!”

Camilio: “AW! You too?! Say has Mirabel taken my place as your sibling or was there just no more room for members in the secret, “we know about tio Bruno” club?

#my own stuff #not my gif #funny #encanto disney #encanto #Disney #camilo madrigal #dolores madrigal #antonio madrigal #bruno madrigal #we talk about bruno #Camilio only one out

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jkmooneclipsesun · 2 years

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To Encanto makers

I have just ONE question.

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Where came the red hair from!?