-:“We’re definitely just enemies, and not anything more” Enemies to lovers prompt :-
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By @me-writes-prompts
“I want to wrap my hands around your throat, and choke you until the life in your eyes die down.” “Kinky.” ;)
“It’s funny, isn’t it? How we always end up, in the same place, at the same time.” “It’s not funny, I know you’ve been stalking me. That’s how we always end up together.” “Stalking? You? *scoffs* in your dreams.”
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite human being on the earth!” They say with fake excitement. “Oh thank you, but I regret to not say the same.”
“If you don’t care, then why are you holding my hand?” “So I can drag you down with me if we fall from this cliff/edge.”
Just deadass staring daggers at each other, and communicating with their eyes.
“Fuck you!” “Love you, too.” They say, blowing a kiss.
“I hate being in your presence, I hope you know that.” “You’re literally sitting half on my lap.” “Because there is nowhere else to sit!” (There was only one couch *snickers*)
“It just so happens that I put on my nicest outfit, just to find out that you’re my blind date.”
“Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you want to murder me but also like…you want me.” 😏
“It’s impossible not to hate you.”
“Look, I win. So back off okay?” “Stepping on my toe and reaching the ceiling is not winning.”
“Shut up before I-” “Before you what, huh? No, say it. Let me see if you can finish that sent-” *shoves the nearest thing into their mouth*
“Come here, let me see the cut.” “No.” *sighs and walks up to them* “Let. me. see.”
“You’re not that good looking, alright?” “So you admit I’m good looking?” “What? N-no. Never.”
“I love you.” “Huh?” “Is the last thing I would be saying, so get that delulu thought out of your mind, and leave me alone.”
“You’re such an idiot. Who steps on a knife unknowingly?” “It was in the middle of a dumpster, I didn’t see it!” “Someone needs glasses.” “Shut up!” (This is so random lmaooo)
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I feel like many people misunderstand us, the unhinged, insufferable people with OTPs so. Here's a quick guide into the mind of an rabid buddie shipper.
I'm not clinging to buddie because I fail to see how awesome Buck's bi growth is. I AM BI!!! You think I don't get how awesome this bi character, this story arc, this bi representation is? Get out. Don't tell me, a bisexual how I should watch and experience a bisexual character. I drive my own brain, thanks.
And I know that it's possible to multi-ship. You don't need to tell me that!!
People need to understand that multi-shipping isn't some grand, epic personality trait that always comes with maturity, that the people who don't multiship are just wee dumb babies.
I may sound like I'm 14. I am not. I am very much not. I'm OLD. So old. And guess what that means? I know myself!!! That's maturity, too. And who I am... Is someone who falls hard, and obsessively.
I know I am just not built to be a multi-shipper. I have tried, sometimes. I have tried so hard. And realised, that's just not me. Multi-shipping is never as fun, and interesting or rewarding to me as focusing on my One True Pair. It just makes me feel suffocated, to attempt to like something I don't really find much joy in.
That doesn't mean that I hate the actors or characters who are "getting in the way" of my ship. Nope. I actually often adore the characters and actors, and the writing. I can also see and appreciate what some other character means for my OTP's growth.
Like in this case... Lou, playing Tommy? Not only do I love his acting choices (so funny, so skilled) but he also, he sounds like a lovely guy. I'm a fan!! Also, damn he's fine, I need a bucket for my drool.
And Tommy, the character...? I think the character is interesting - and don't get me started on "problematic", the shaming is futile. I am all in for fucked up, problematic characters. If you don't get why, you should really read some literary classics. Fucked up, problematic characters are art, they make you think, they broaden world-views. My best educators have been the monsters, and I will take this stand to my grave.
Demand for "unproblematic" is demand for censure, and censure is just another form of oppression. Want characters without flaws? Go watch Teletubbies. Ffs, even moomins have flaws. (Of course they do, Tove Jansson was a freaking amazing writer.)
Anyway. The point here is.
I am a mono-shipper. And I love slowburns, I love the romance of them, I get attached to ships. And I'm queer.
But where are the queer slowburns? I have been waiting for a slow-burn queer romance for so long. I CRAVE IT. Getting that, truly, would be queer history, a revolution.
And I see the potential for it in buddie!! The spark, the history, the journey. It has the potential to be the greatest queer slow-burn I've ever experienced.
You think I'd just abandon a ship like that, a slowburn like that, for some fast food, cooked up in what... Two episodes? Pffft. I invest. I am waiting for my roast to cook.
So yeah. I'm not going anywhere. I will watch, and let my freak flag fly, and I will have the time of my life. If buddie never becomes canon? Well so what. I can deal. It's not my first rodeo. Disappointment isn't actually deathly, you know. Trying to avoid disappointment kills hope, and enthusiasm. So yeah, I refuse to manage my expectations. I'm all in, and enjoying this mad ride.
"Well, I'd still take you."
"You think so?"
"I KNOW."
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As fans have come to notice, the Hazbin crew are symbolized in the opening title: Apple for Charlie, antlers for Alastor, playing cards for Husk, webs for Angel Dust, a needle for Niffty, and gears for Sir Pentious.
Now, I have NOT forgotten Vaggie; she's my fav character and who I think is very underrated and often treated harshly by a certain subset of the fandom. In fact, this post is about her and Charlie. Now, many fans have theorized that Vaggie is represented by the spear in between the two words. But I disagree. Vaggie's spear in the show has only ONE pointed end not two. So, if not the spear, where is Vaggie's symbol?
The X. Specifically, the X inside the apple; and remember, the apple represents Charlie. And it has been repeatedly shown and acknowledged that Vaggie is Charlie's loyal supporter and trusted confidant. So, given the placement of the X inside the apple, I have a theory on what it means:
Vaggie is Charlie's heart.
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My theory is maybe at start of last episode of season 7 (or beginning of season 8). Where? On Eddie’s couch and they are catching up like they always do. Not drunk but maybe few beers in and when they sit back laughing about their week/shift/time off.. idk one of them can’t take it turns to other the leans over kissing them once the beers get set on the table.
I hope 🤞it’s not during the hungover/wedding episode .. I don’t want their first kiss to be drunk and don’t want it when Buck is with Tommy (aka cheating but guess technically they not officially boyfriends but still hanging out.. with him so feels wrong.) But maybe they almost after karaoke cuz drunk but get stopped when Hen walks over sitting between them. Then they don’t think anything of it but something is off like they feel it all day the next day after looking for Chimney.. and then when Chimney is at wedding and then at the after party / dance floor they keep looking at each other. But yeah not that episode..
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Writing Claire and Leon as "exclusively" platonic friends for me is like:
Claire and Leon are such close friends, that if Claire ever felt like becoming a mother but without any real romantic attachment, she knew Leon would agree in a heartbeat to breed the hell out of her;
The baby is barely 2 years old and Claire has a date? Sure, the dad Leon stays with his son while genuinely asking Claire good luck on her date;
People ask what is Leon and Claire's relationship, what is their definition, and they'll just say: "Yes";
When Leon completes 50 they agree to marry and move in together. They both had fun and lived their bachelor life until they grew tired and sick of it;
They live a dream life and enjoy retirement together as... Friends? Lovers? Married couple? Well...! Depends on the day! They are all that and more to each other.
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