Nick Fury: EVERYTHING YOU DO IS GREAT AND I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU!!

Y/n: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing

Antonia: Sorry I’m late. I was doing things.

Y/n racing down: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

Antonia: Pushed is such a strong word. I prefer, giving you a little nudge.

Y/n: Oh I’ll give you a little nudge when I nudge my foot up your ass!

John Walker: HEY! Watch your language around the fucking sergeant. *points to Bucky*

Bucky: *over this nonsense*

Y/n: Can we stop at McDonalds?!

Natasha: No

Steve: We have food at home

Y/n: I hate this this family

Harry: Why do I have to take Remedial Goodness even though I helped save Auradon?

Fairy Godmother: Well, you did also help kidnap the king.

Uma: The king became guilty of human rights violations as soon as he took his father’s crown but didn’t fix his father’s mistakes. No offense, Ben.

Ben: None taken; you’re right.

Harry: So why do I have to take Remedial Goodness?

Uma: Well, Fairy Godmother’s teaching it; don’t you want to be there to help me correct her mistakes?

Harry: (grinning) Ohhhh, this is gonna be my favorite class.

Sam: I like this good guy, bad guy thing you guys have going on.

Y/n: Oh, it’s not a thing. It’s just that I’m mean and Bucky isn’t.

Y/n: Ok Thor, you need to get some sleep. You have been awake for 3 days now. Loki: Yes brother, I agree with Y/n. You need sleep

Thor: I do not need sleep. She’s just trying to poison me with her meatloaf

Bucky and the other avengers: *shocked that Thor would say that*

Narrator: And that’s when he (Thor) knew, he fucked up. Y/n: Brother? Did you just insult my cooking? Thor: Nope, I didn’t say that. Loki: I’m not going to hold her back. Y/n: *reaching for her dagger*

Bucky: Thor, if I was you… I’d run. Thor: *running away*

Y/n already chasing him: THOR ODINSON, GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!

Loki: James, you’re not going to hold Y/n back? I mean, she is your girlfriend. Bucky: No, I’m not. Thor ate my pop tarts. Loki: Huh, Thor ate mine too. That’s why I’m not going after Y/n too. Thor in the distance: OW!!! I said I was sorry! Y/n: I don’t care. Jarvis: Mister Stark, it appears that Miss Y/n stabbed Mister Thor in the left arm 5 times. Tony slapping himself in the head. Not again.

Bucky: HELP! I TOLD Y/N THAT I WOULD COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Steve pouring milk into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help? 🤨🤨

Thor: He is my brother, I need to save him!

*in the meantime*

Loki: Can I at least get some coffee?

Hydra agent who kidnapped him: For the fifth time already, no!

loki: today is a quiet day

loki: very quiet *looks at thor who's sleeping peacefully*

loki: i don't like quiet *pulls out daggers*

loki: *stabs thor*

thor: loKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

loki: ahh no more quiet, i like it

Bucky: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Sam: Wasn’t Y/n with you?

Y/n: In MY defense I was also left unsupervised

Y/n: Bucky, meet my 2 older brothers, Sparky and Horns

Bucky: Doll, you mean Thor and Loki? Y/n: Yeah, that’s what I said

Thor: …

Loki: …

Autistic Headcanons: Yelena Belova (MCU)

[ID: Nine gifs of Yelena Belova from the MCU. Each gif has an autistic trait shown with the trait Yelena is exhibiting written at the bottom in white text.

1: Quote; Yelena is sitting on the ground with her knees pulled up to her chest, after bolting from the dining room. When Alexei comes in, she says, “I came in here because I didn’t want to talk.” 2: Overstimulated; Recently returned from the blip, Ana keeps explaining how her life has been and how Yelena can get a life like hers. Yelena is overwhelmed and breathing heavily she rubs her hand across her forehead, closes her eyes, and shakes her head slightly. 3: Blunt; Kate asks if Yelena is in New York to talk to Clint, but Yelena just shakes her head and simply says no she’s here to kill him. 4: Stimming; Yelena is sitting in a car with Natasha and is excitedly talking about her vest. She brings both her fists up to her chest and shakes them up and down. 5: Yelena walks forward tilts her head and says HA. There is an overlay of the rainbow infinity symbol. 6: Meltdown; Yelena is very emotional after everyone keeps saying their family was never real, she breaks down overwhelmed with emotion and says, “The best part of my life was fake, (exhales deeply) and none of you told me.” 7: Difficulty in Social Situations; Yelena offers some mac & cheese to Kate. Kate is very confused as to why Yelena is in her apartment at all and why she made food. Yelena doesn’t see what her problem is and just explains she was hungry, and Kate was taking too long. 8: Odd Reactions; Yelena accidently triggers an avalanche that could kill her, she just laughs and says it would be a cool way to die. 9: Quote; Yelena enthusiastically says she wants to see the Rockefeller Center. Kate chuckles and sarcastically says, “Very funny.” Yelena pauses confused and asks, “What, it’s not good?” END ID]

Natasha: I hate when people say "So tell me about yourself ?" like what do you want? My trama? My favorite color? Be specific !

Yelena: *Nods* Facts..

Wanda: *Nods* Agreed..

Y/n: Ladies, I know we already talked about this, but I have to ask.. Are any of you ok?

Kate: Highly doubting it

Yelena: Shut up! You have no room to speak!

Maria: Did you guys get enough sleep?

Kamala:

Natasha:

Thor:

Steve:

Bruce:

Tony: Sometimes my eyes close when I sneeze

Carol: I feel like one day Kamala is just going to secretly plan my wedding to Valkyrie without either of us knowing and she’s just gonna send us an invitation when it’s all set up.

Natasha: But you two aren’t even engaged.

Carol: You think that’s going to stop her?

Leaked lines from the Disney+ Young Avengers series:

(Kate Bishop, Billy Maximoff, Tommy Maximoff, and Cassie Lang are all in a lounge room, relaxing. Everyone is trying to get Cassie to read this popular manga that they're all into)

Cassie Lang: (sighs) What's the premise of the story?

Tommy Maximoff: Well, the main character is a girl with major trust issues. Then a boy who cusses like a sailor transfers to her school-

Kate Bishop: -BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THE BOY HAS A TERMINAL ILLNESS AND HE DIES NEAR THE VERY END!!!

Tommy Maximoff: SPOILER ALERT!

Billy Maximoff: YOU NEVER INCLUDE THE ENDING WHEN YOU SUMMARIZE!

(Tommy grabs Kate while Billy grabs a roll of duct tape)

Tommy Maximoff: SILENCE HER BEFORE SHE RUINS ANYTHING ELSE!

Kate Bishop: I'M SORRY, IT JUST SLIPPED OUT-

(Billy tapes Kate's mouth shut)

Kamala Khan, who just walked in the room and saw the Maximoffs tape Kate's mouth without context: Uhhh...I think I gotta go...

Kate: Why is Kamala huddled up in the corner?

Peter: I may or may not have traumatized her while trying to teach her a lesson.

Kate: DUDE!!