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IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN
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Chucky: Didn’t your family teach you anything?
Nica: They taught me to survive.
Chucky: Well they do say, "Those who can’t do... teach."
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HELP ik we’re all having fun and games on tumblr dot com but told my non tumblr user bf about the goncharov (1973) movie and he thinks its hilarious. he’s telling his film bro roommate about it and his roommate actually believes him. this is how goncharov can win.
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Endeavor: you know, a lot of kids would kill to be in your place
Shoto: I’d welcome death.
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Kiyoomi: somebody-
Atsumu, from the other room: ONCE TOLD ME
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Ricky: French is such a gay language dude, like "ooh la la" so gay
Noel: I actually speak fluent french
Mischa: I also speak some French! That's mad wicked awesome we both know the same language
Noel: wait, you do?
Ricky: that checks out
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mischa : i’m in love with noel.
ocean : a gay dude who ruins christmas pageants and wants to move to france to be a sex worker..?
mischa : mhm. thoughts?
ocean : yeah. and prayers.
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Bakugou: I'm Edward Scissorhands.
Mitsuki: I don't feel comfortable with you going out trick or treating with scissors. Why don't you go as Edward Spoonhands?
Bakugou: It's Halloween, not Hallowuss!
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Kirishima: Queen’s dead.
Kaminari: Queen’s dead?
Mina, nodding: Queen’s dead
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Bakugou *waking up on the battlefield after emergency open heart surgery*: where’s Queen Elizabeth II?
Best Jeanist: who do you think gave you the heart? 😔
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Karnak: Ocean’s voice sounds amazing
Noel: no, it’s like—
Karnak: on. Mute.
Noel:
Noel: you’re my new favorite novelty machine
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Bakugo: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Midoriya: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Bakugo: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Ocean: *dies*
Noel: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months!
Mischa: Bullshit. One month.
Ricky, signing: Nah, half a month.
Constance, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OCEAN JUST DIED!
Penny, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Shigaraki: my life isn’t as glorious as my wanted poster makes it look
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Dekusquad incorrect quote featuring a conversation me and my friends just had
Todoroki: How to kick my dad out of my fucking house, anyone have any tips?
Uraraka: kill him? Idk
Deku: Kill him as well !!
Tsu: Kill him and then eat him
Todoroki: thank you I love you all, I'll make sure to tell you how it goes
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Ocean: *walking towards Noel with Constance following her*
Noel, whispering to Penny: here comes the cootie squad
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