never thought i’d be telling toad to eat shit and die but mario party is an aggressively competitive game

get you a malewife that takes an entire day to bake cinnamon rolls and doesn’t read a single instruction correctly (me)

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

I JUST BINGED THIS AND MY GOD I AM NOT OKAY

he’s soso me

dick grayson is so important to me. he’s kind, he’s so kind, he’s the safety net of the multiverse but he’s so angry. his parents are dead. his brother died and came back all wrong and he couldn’t do anything about it. he had to play the father role to a spoiled angry homicidal ten year old and yeah he loves damian so so much now but it was so hard in the beginning, on top of trying to be there for tim. he has to watch bruce act the way he does and his friends keep dying and he’s so so angry and he’s so tired but he isn’t allowed to be angry because angry dick is scary and angry dick is wrong but he’s so angry but he has to be kind because other people need him and-

the audacity of leon to tell ada to stand back when he’s been choked twice this game and she’s been choked once (by him)

me and my sister on the new fnaf book

i did see what the writer andrea wrote but idk if i’m convinced entirely

who knows !

i’m really not that bothered cause i’m probably never gonna read the books anyway

imagining michael afton setting fire to fazbear fright but he’s wearing a shell suit jacket and it just catches fire

this is real

alfred told me so

jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

i was thinking about modern link and i think he’d run a great cafe/coffee shop

and he’d bring coffee to his friends at their shops

HELLO YOUNG JUSTICE FANS (HOPEFULLY) ??

OK SO I’M READING YOUNG JUSTICE (1998) RN AND I’M UP TO SINS OF YOUTH AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE SUPERBOY SITUATION?

EVERYONE ELSE GOT AGED UP OR DOWN AT THE END OF THE FIRST ISSUE BUT KON OBVIOUSLY STAYED 16 CAUSE HE’S A CLONE

THEN IN THE SECOND ISSUE HE WAS AGED UP? BUT ALSO THERE’S A CLONE OF HIM SO

WHAT? IDK I’M NOT FOLLOWING

THANKS IN ADVANCE

LITERALLY WRITING THIS LIKE A WORK EMAIL LMAOO

EDIT: IF ANYONE ELSE, LIKE ME, IS CONFUSED SOMEONE HELPED US OUT IN THE COMMENTS!!

JILL’S REACTION TO LEON’S QUIPPING IS SO FUNNY

RESPECTFULLY LEON IS THE BEST PERSON FOR JILL TO GET BACK INTO THE FIELD WITH

BRO’S LIKE

it’ll be fun

‘SCUSE ME, LEON?

do you think batman went through a crisis when technology went through advancements and he was no longer an urban legend cause people could share pictures of him with each other online ?

he’s just a babygirl

dick grayson by jerome k. moore

—edited from new teen titans #86

poor wally, man

i love him 😭

Roy and Dick being divorced parents and fighting for custody of the team is actually incredibly accurate to the og Teen Titans comics. Those two had beef on sight.

Also Wally being INCREDIBLY DISTRAUGHT over their fighting is fantastic and I love it.

"Don't drag Wally into this!" - Small bird man who doesn't want to lose his BFF in the divorce

think it would be sweet if jason set up a batfam book club

and they all agree to it cause it’s the only way they’ll get to see him on a regular basis

and like

dick reads while he works out

tim reads while he’s out, using his skateboard as a seat wherever he is

babs reads in café’s on lunch breaks

bruce finds time whenever he can spare a few minutes

and it’s just nice to talk about something collectively and see how passionate jason gets about whatever book he’s suggested idk

being able to ask wilbur to dance is peak game design idec he deserves the spotlight not me

you know i had to do it to ‘em