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I love this!!! @thedevilundercover @autistic-human @demonicparalysis I wanna see yours 👀.
it's great :DDD
me: :33
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Headcanon for the Batbros:
Tim: Jason I’m not destroying that building with you, even if you’re using “minor explosives”.
Jason: That building’s going to be demolished soon, anyway, wouldn’t you like to do the honours?
One destroyed building later:
Tim: You’re right, this is nice.
Jason, concerned: Tim, i don’t like that tone-
Tim: What other buildings need to be destroyed?
Jason: What have I started…
Bonus:
Tim: Bold of you to assume you started this, Jay.
Jason: What?
Tim: This is basically me picking up an old hobby.
Jason, even more concerned: What?…
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Random fact:
Bats sometimes adopt isolated or abandoned babies from their colony.
Bruce is a Bat. Gotham is his colony.
You see where I’m going with this, right?
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Headcanon for the Bats:
The Bats are absolute menaces to society, in their own weird and unique ways.
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Dick refuses to be referred to as anything but “Dick” when in public with his family or even his friends, so no, he will not be referred to by his legal name or any of his common nicknames, but any and all variations or nicknames for “Dick” (Dickie, Dikehead, ect…) are acceptable:
It almost makes Dick a little too happy when any of his siblings yells “Dick” in a crowded room or public place.
One woman actually yelled at Dick and his siblings for their language, that is, until he informed her that Dick is his name. She was so embarrassed she turned a deep shade of red and she apologised.
Dick tried to hide his smirk because he's an absolutely horrible person. His siblings are not impressed, and refuse to admit that it’s kinda funny.
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On Father’s Day, Bruce receives a multitude of gifts from his children (whether legal, emotional or biological), as a joke he has to receive at least one gift that has “worst parent ever” on it, from one of them. And while he loves all of the gifts (gag gifts or sentimental) equally, he still has his favourites:
Bruce might enjoy the utter horror and unease a little more than necessary as he uses the thermos Jason bought him for Father’s Day with the words “worst dad ever”, printed on the front, in bright red for all to see.
He is currently forced to endure attending yet another board meeting when one -brave but stupid- new board member made a rather rude comment about how Bruce’s kids shouldn’t disrespect him with such gifts. Which prompts Bruce to go on a tirade about how he should mind his own business, and never speak about any of his kids like that. It got so bad, and he was so furious, that none of the other board members mentioned that the meeting would be ending soon. By the end of Bruce’s speech, their time was up and the meeting had to end.
Not that Bruce was finished. The next day, to work, bruce wore the bright blue tie Dick had gotten him, holding the mug Tim got him that had “Not the best parent, but I am trying my best.” printed on it. And he has continued to wear the things his kids buy him to work, without fail.
No one mentions anything about his clothing choices or the mugs (yes, mugs because there’re multiple mugs with equally concerning words printed on all of them), because if they do, he will go on a tirade about his kids and how much he loves them, and no work will get done.
#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#i will be adding more
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Headcanon for the Batkids:
Duke, to Tim: So what's up with you and Damian, I'm sensing some tension.
Later:
Tim and Damian are arguing:
Duke, to Cassandra: I didn't sense any tension, I was just bored, and wanted to start some drama, then I realised just how easy it is to pin Tim and Damian against each other.
Cassandra: And Bruce calls you the reasonable one, why?
Tim and Damian are now fighting:
Duke: No clue.
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@crossthread thanks for tagging me!!!
Also, ya’ll better not judge me for this but…
I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for having this photo okay! I don’t plan to delete it; it’s funny.
Plus I wouldn’t mind marrying him, he’s smart, reliable, respectful, maybe a little too schemey, but I don’t mind.
Anyways enough about me @thedevilundercover @derp-a-la-sheep @autistic-human @demonicparalysis I wanna see what photos ya’ll have 👀
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I’D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚
Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to
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Headcanon for the Bats, in Tim’s Robin era:
Bruce: What weapon have you considered using?
Robin!Tim, holds up a tranquilizer gun: Oh, nothing special.
Bruce: Tim, you’re not using a Tranquilizer gun.
Tim: Oh, come on! How about just the sedative?
Bruce: No.
Tim: It’ll only make them sleepy!
Bruce: Tim, I can read the label, it says horse tranquilliser, my answer is still no.
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Headcanon for the Bats:
Jason: Who would you say was Bruce’s true love.
Bruce, exasperated: Jason, please.
Damian: My mother, of course.
Tim: Your mom can’t be the love of Bruce’s life.
Dick: Whoah, isn’t that a little too harsh?
Tim: He’s already in a committed relationship, with Justice.
Bruce, too tired for this: Really, Tim?
Jason: No. No. He’s got a point.
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In ASL and SSL, this is the gesture for "Inshallah," which means means "God willing"; it's used to express hope that a specific future event will come to pass.
In a few hours, a temporary ceasefire or "humanitarian pause" is going to start
But what happens after? Does israel get to resume bombing on Monday, business as usual? 4 days is not enough to even begin digging out all the bodies from the rubble.
Inshallah, we will not stop at a ceasefire
Inshallah, we will see complete liberation for Palestine
🇵🇸 Things you can do below 🇵🇸
🍉 SHARE posts from Palestinians, especially journalists on the ground (copy link on IG works just as well as sharing?). They're literally dying for that footage 🙃 let's make sure it counts
🍉 DONATE an E-sim @connectinghumanity_ on IG
🍉 BOYCOTT brands listed by @bdsnationalcommittee on IG
Official boycott targets: AXA, Puma, Carrefour, Siemens, Ahava, HP, Sodastream, any products from Israel
Organic boycott targets: Domino's, McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Wix
🍉 PRESSURE your governments & officials to call for a ceasefire and #InvokeGenocideConvention at the ICJ (rootsaction.org)
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it was also important to me to include an Al-Qassam fighter in this, because they're often scapegoated by western media, and also in well-meaning allies who say "but civilians are not Hamas"
most civilians are not Hamas, but they don't denounce them either. Palestinians call them freedom fighters, protectors
Because the resistance is not a bunch of evil, violent outliers; they are as much victims of the occupation as the women, children, and non-combatants are
I will never condemn boys who live along the coast but have never seen the sea.
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Can y’all help me find this fic?
It’s about how Jason comes up with an elaborate plan on how to ruin Tim’s life, as he is re-integrated back into the family, by messing with his coffee and his school work, and thinks that Tim doesn’t know what he’s up to, but he does, only later does Tim reveal that he knows what Jason is doing. I think they argue about it later? Pretty sure Dick and Bruce were there?? I don’t remember the ending.
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Headcanon for the Batkids, after watching Star Wars:
Duke, holding a yellow lightsaber: All the poetry you waxed about friendship and loyalty, were all lies, weren’t they?
Steph, holding a purple lightsaber: In this case yes; Jason promised he’d cook for me if we win.
Damian, holding a green lightsaber: When we win.
Dick, holding a blue lightsaber: I trusted you! How could you side with him?
Damian: It was a logical decision to side with the winning team.
Jason, holding a red lightsaber: See, the kid gets it.
Tim, holding a black lightsaber: You forgot one thing.
Jason: Which is?
Tim: Cass is on our side.
Cass appears with a white lightsaber:
Bonus:
Luke: I get you’re mad Bruce, really, I do.
Luke: I didn’t even realize the little tyke Tim was tricking me when he asked me to help him make the lasers he used for the lightsabers, I thought it was for a W.E. project.
Bruce: That’s fair Tim’s lies can be very convincing at times.
Bruce: I can’t even scold them because they had adult permission.
Bruce turns to Kate: You consented to this?
Kate: I’m not gonna lie, I just wanted to see them duke it out.
Bruce: *sighs in Tired Dad TM*
#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#luke fox#kate kane#I put a lot of thought into the saber colors#don’t come after me
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Oh my god, I just realized why I relate to so many neglected fictional characters, who mostly have bad, unavailable or abusive parents/parental figures or mentors.
I WAS NEGLECTED.
Also, MY PARENTS SUCKED.
They’re ok now? BUT STILL.
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Headcanon for the Batbros:
Jason: Why are Tim and Damian arguing?
Duke: Damian made fun of Tim’s detective skills, when he got something wrong on a case, a while ago.
Jason: And?
Dick: Tim suggested they test Damian’s skills, so Damian can prove if he’s better than Tim, or not.
Jason: Then what?
Duke: Tim showed him two pictures to compare with each other and find differences.
Jason: I still don’t get why they’re arguing.
Dick: The thing is, the two pictures are the same one.
Jason:
Jason: Now that’s just evil.
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Headcanon for the Batkids:
Steph: So, which one of you is Dick's favorite?
Jason and Damian, at the same time: Me.
Jason: Excuse you Demon, why the hell do you think you’re his favorite?
Damian: I was his Robin not long ago, remember? We had grown quite close as partners and brothers.
Jason: Yeah, well I was his first brother. If not for me he wouldn’t have known what to do with one.
Jason and Damian continue to argue:
Duke: She knows it's Tim, right?
Cass: She knows.
Bonus:
Tim, just existing:
Dick: I would kill for you.
Tim: *sighs* I know, Dick.
Dick: Just say the word, and I’ll do it.
Tim: I know, Dick.
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Headcanon for the Bat, in a JL meeting:
Batman, brooding in a dark corner:
JL member: I wonder what he’s thinking about.
Other JL member: Knowing him, it must be something important.
Batman’s thoughts: I miss my kids, I could’ve spent the day with them, yet I’m here instead, this is all Superman’s fault, I just know it is.
Bonus:
Batman, muttering to himself, about ways to get even with Clark for putting him in this position:
JL member: Wow, so smart.
Other JL member: So wise.
Clark, who can actually hear him: *Sweating profusely*
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