A floppy haired blonde boy chuckled as he hoisted himself out of the freezing water and on the giant wooden door.
"I told you there was room." Like a wet dog he shook his head, water spraying across the girls face. She scooted to the side of the floating door, their only source of refuge from the dark icy water below. She sat, knit her brows together and tried to speak.
"Shhhh, it's okay. We're together again."
The boy, who she recognized now as young Leonardo DiCaprio, scooted closer to her. How big was this door exactly? Why did he have tentacles for legs?
It didn't matter, this was young Leonardo DiCaprio, nay, this was Jack Dawson.
The door seemed to grow under them, now the size of a small sail boat.
"Jack, will we ever be saved?" She asked, her voice no more than a whisper.
Jack Dawson looked at her with his steel blue eyes from underneath his golden tendrils of hair. When did his hair grow to touch his shoulders?
There was no time for questions, pirates could be seen in the distance and this half-man half-tentacled creature that was Jack Dawson had a plan.
"Quickly, before they reach us!" He smashed his cold lips up on hers. It was a cold and impressively wet kiss. Not all together unpleasant but not the most inviting either. His hands drifted to her chest. Jack sighed happily as he fumbled with her breasts. She imagined it was how the dough felt when it was being kneaded into bread.
His tentacle legs slithered around her legs pushing them up and open. Her frilly victorian nightgown falling around her hips.
She felt heat radiate between her thighs, excited. A single writhing tentacle wriggled between her legs.
*Beep beep beep beep*
Eyes still shut tight, Perry slapped the bed in search of the solid rectangle emitting the ghastly alarm. The phone was nearly halfway across the bed crumpled inside her blanket. Squinting, Perry dismissed the alarm.
"Okay okay...you can do this." The words of self encouragement, though well meaning, hung empty in the quiet room. About twenty minutes later Perry hauled herself from bed. Another thirty minutes passed and she stood leaning across her kitchen counter flicking through Instagram reels.
A person doing a tour of their insanely decorated home was holding an old 90's themed picture frame. "I don't know what I'll put in this.....maybe a picture of young Leonardo DiCaprio....a lesbians dream girl "
Perry chuckled. She gave the video a heart before scrolling through other reels. Something about foraging mushrooms, a funny cat video, a girl getting ready with sponsored makeup brands, a hot lumberjack lady cutting wood, a skinny boy in an oversized T-shirt and Bass Pro Shops hat playing a guitar.
Perry clunked the phone down, took a sip of her room temperature coffee, and rubbed her face. It was time for work.
She didn't dislike her job, it was just, work you know? Who actually likes doing the same exact thing over and over and over and over and over and.....you get it.
But at least she could think of young Leonardo DiCaprio and his Jack Dawson octo-boy look alike and chuckle to herself.
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@intotheelliwoods My DTIYS for the contest!! Congrats on 4k+ ^^
I know the OG was way more vibrant, but I wanted to put my own spin on it!!
(I drew Leo with two arms all the way up to the coloring part till I physically shed a tear and went back to add his prosthetic TT)
their talking about Miyamoto Usagi (mostly leo talking) I HC it.
N E WAYS, I love your art so soSO MUCH IT HURTS. Keep on slaying, you deserved the 4k+!!
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