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#sirius black#if you need reading glasses it means you’re farsighted right?#also he’s a dilf at age 36 albeit a young dilf#i am only a few years younger so I refuse to call him old
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i haaate when I end up on fanfiction tiktok like get me away from here. “y/n shouldn’t have a backstory or a personality because then I can’t completely insert myself” OKAY! that’s fine actually because I’m writing a story for myself and it seems like you want a blank piece of paper. I will literally blow up this entire planet.
#the wayyyy they talk about people writing shit for free on there like it’s their RIGHT for it to cater exactly to them#is insane and makes me ANGRYYY#‘at that point.. reader is just an oc’ yeah… yeah they are sometimes#but guess what!!! you didn’t write it!!! and you’re getting to read it for free!! sit down!!!!#it is also literally impossible to write a fic with a story where reader doesn’t have a personality#because as SOON a reader has to make a choice or even say a single thing or hve a single thought…#it becomes an aspect or result of personality#discourse#<- just in case
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(comes in staggering covered in blood) hey gang
#chulip#if you’re from the chulipcord. sorry for making you read the same joke three times(the caption)#the art gallery#needles#chulip ocs#<-for the blonde girl and nurse characters#although they’re actually scrapped characters#sh. should i tag deltarune. bc of that one#probably not right
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you can't be inquisitive and cryptic they're antonyms (i can barely read idk what inquisitive or cryptic means)
I mean your kinda right? they’re not antonyms, but being an inquisitive cryptic is kind of an oxymoron? or maybe just that those two words are dissonant?
idk while I can read quite well…. my reading comprehension thoughhh ha that’s what fails me
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so, writers of Tumblr- what would the relationship between inquisitive and cryptic be???
#because like you’re kinda right?#but also idk words are hard aaahh#also- very bold sending an ask with words you don’t know lol#but tbh as you should bc that’s very Tumblr ™#good luck on your reading adventures anon#ask#anonymous#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit
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When I feed the hungry, they call me a saint. When I ask why people are hungry, they call me a Communist.
- Hélder Câmara, Brazilian archbishop and Servant of God, as quoted in Peace Behind Bars: A Peacemaking Priest's Journal from Jail (1995) by John Dear.
#catholic#tower of babble#quote#helder camara#Hélder Câmara#Hélder Câmara my beloved. I need to read more of his writing.#sorry I saw some Catholic Blogs being very….petty about politics.#I’m no communist myself but if your faith in god doesn’t transcend political structures then you need more faith.#I’m no hardcore capitalist either but that doesn’t stop me from sympathizing with the suffering of people who are capitalists and believe#in the supremacy of that power structure. the same way our faith should extend to pagans and heretics and nonbelievers.#they are all your family in Christ made in God’s divine image whether you like it or not. agree with them or not.#stop finding superiority over others in what you perceive to be their weaknesses and naivety. it’s not a good look even IF you’re right.
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listen its not that tamlin locking feyre in a manor is ‘not a big deal’. its that sjm parallels tamlin and rhysand way too much for rhysand to be a viable, healthy option for feyre.
rhys put a whole city under a lockdown so severe people forgot about its existence (and from what the wiki says, the city was kept hidden for centuries even before, for the safety of its citizens) but tamlin locking feyre in a manor, so she wouldn’t follow him into an unsafe situation was crossing a line?
#finally resuming my reread of acomaf and thinking about feyquin-done-right aus in my head to get through it#at the risk of getting ‘too deep’ about the faerie smu t books its stupid to assume everyone would be on board with being locked in#velaris for 50 years#you’re telling me no one had doubts the half-fae HL could keep them protected? (ps. this is where you bring in doubts about his#illyrian bloodline sarah)#especially when the illyrians started joining amarantha’s side (bc they were following their HL’s example)#you’re telling me mor cassian and azriel were okay with rhysand suffering amarantha alone? (this is where you could’ve shown the strong#bond/ties within the IC sarah especially if azriel and his shadow powers and his spying came into play sarah)#this is why its taking me so long to finish reading acomaf i read one chapter and can’t resist writing a long rant about it#anti acomaf#anti feysand#anti sjm
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Holy shit i have the capability to draw things for my favourite fanfic authors!!!
Here’s a quick sketch for that lovely author who wrote that absolutely lovely vampire thorin fanfic inspired by wwdits
#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#thilbo#gandalf#i may have realized that i can draw and gift stuff to my favourite fanfic authors#but i do not have the courage to tag them here#i may cry if the see this but i saw they were having a low mood earlier p#still out of country but i got my room now and i snuck in a bit of quick sketch for them#asdfghdkkdncjksknd im sorry i get very nervous interacting directly with people#i hope they see this the same way people used to put messages in bottles and throw them at sea#in the hopes that maybe someone woould read their message at the right time and know that despite the distance someone exists and cares#whoever you are reading these tags i hope you’re having s better day than you did a few hours from now#*virtual hug*#yknow maybe gandalf gave bilbo to thorin coz he thought they both needed a big hug or smthn#my art
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14.09.23, thursday
It was a way better day than yesterday and I credit the hedgehog. I don’t know why, but it feels like there’s gotta be some kind of a thing like ”if u see a hedgehog, u’ll have good luck”. Like my bois have been around for 15 million years, they’ve had to have had some good luck with them
things done today:
5.5h of coding
grocery store x2 (bc they didn’t have what I wanted in the first store, so I walked 2km to another Lidl and guess if they had that either? Nope, bc that was pre-hedgehog sighting)
#’’they’ve had to have had’’?? that can’t be right#but i can’t figure out another way of saying it so here’s a weird most likely grammatically incorrect sentence you’re welcome#bookblr#studyblr#booklr#aesthetic#books#study#reading#read#book#studyspo#dark academia#chaotic academia#september 2023#2023
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why'd you get so mad at that sophie/keefe sibling anon?
hope that doesn't seem rude
I didn’t mean to come off as mad or anything, sorry if the tone didn’t translate right! BUT! I did get a little frustrated, because this is something that people who ship non-canon ships rlly need to figure out.
And hello to you anon, and also to whatever anon send the original ask! Because considering the amount of anti-Sokeefe friends I have in this fandom, you totally might be one of my friends! Want to be clear—this isn’t because I have a problem with you not liking Sokeefe, the problem is with saying she saw him as a sibling in canon when she did NOT see him as a sibling in canon, because that has icky implications.
Since I don’t want to misrepresent anyone’s opinions, here’s the exact message:
Sophie never seemed romantically interested in Keefe, sorry
it was more like a little sister comforting her brother
That’s the part that bothered me, because that implies that in canon, the thoughts sophie has about Keefe seem more like a sister about a brother.
It’s one thing to read Percy Jackson and say, “wow, I just don’t really like a Percabeth ship :/” and that’s totally valid, like, ship whatever you want! Ship Annabeth with Piper if you’d like, or Percy with Jason or whatever!
But it’s another thing to say “Percy always saw Annabeth as a sister!!” 1) that’s a weird thing to say because they’re canonically together and so comparing them to siblings is really icky, and 2) if you actually read the books it’s very clear that he develops romantic feelings for her. Even if it’s not super prevalent in the first few books cause they start out as twelve.
So people who say Sophie never seemed to like Keefe until book 9 sound to me like if someone said Percy never liked Annabeth or considered her romantically until the kiss in battle of the labyrinth. Just because it wasn’t a focus of the narrative doesn’t mean it wasn’t there from the beginning—and it CLEARLY was!
It just sort of feels like a really icky reaction to not liking a ship to say they always acted like siblings when clearly that isn’t canon.
If you don’t like Sokeefe, maybe you can say you would have preferred it if Sophie saw Keefe as a brother. Maybe you can write fanfic where they’re just friends and have more of a sibling type relationship. But that isn’t canon and that’s FINE, you don’t have to be on board with everything in canon, but for the love of God not liking a ship doesn’t mean they were never interested in each other 😭
Especially cause the ask didn’t even say she saw him as a friend, it said she saw him as a sibling??? Hello??? That’s SUCH a weird thing to say about two people who are now canonically dating???
Like it wouldn’t really have bothered me if the anon said “I would have enjoyed kotlc more if Keefe was a brother to Sophie instead of a love interest.” Like, I definitely disagree, but I don’t care that much cause everyone can have their own opinions and enjoy whatever they like about the media or write whatever fanfic bc they don’t think canon did it right! You’re MORE than welcome to believe that Sophie and Keefe would have been a better dynamic IF they were siblings.
But don’t say that IN CANON Sophie treated Keefe like she was his sister, because considering the many specifically romantic thoughts she has regarding him, that is a really weird thing to say because it implies that people think that way about their siblings? And comment internally on how attractive they are? Like maybe even if the anon had used the word “friend” I wouldn’t have been as frustrated, though it’s definitely the case that if we’re looking at canon, Sophie has feelings for Keefe. They’ve kissed. They’re together. That’s canon. If canon isn’t your thing, read fanfic, but don’t outright deny what’s in canon in a way that has weird implications.
It’s almost like saying sophie never had a crush on fitz. It’s slightly different because she acknowledged that one more overtly beyond just commenting on how good he looked or how he made her feel, but it would still really frustrate me if someone said Sophie and Fitz had more of a sibling relationship in canon when clearly they had romantic feelings for each other. So like it has nothing to do even with the fact that I ship Sokeefe, I would get frustrated if it was about Sophitz too because you just can’t say that someone who has very clear romantic thoughts about someone always saw them as a sibling in canon
That has really weird implications??
Anyway. I know im not being super tactful but I do hope that anon sees this so they can understand what the problem was with the ask, which wasn’t that it was anti-Sokeefe. I’m super okay with someone not liking Sokeefe. Literally a bunch of my best friends in this fandom are anti-Sokeefe. One of them might even be the one who sent this ask, in which case, hey friend!! my advice to you is, if you want a sibling dynamic, go write some fanfic! But… don’t imply that “and she had to say, the beachy look really worked for him” is a normal thing to say about your brother, because it seriously is not.
Hope we can all continue to be friends! Again it’s not the anti-Sokeefe that bothers me, it’s the deliberate misrepresentation of canon in a way that has icky implications!!
Whoaaa that was long sorry
TLDR: Sophie has romantic thoughts about Keefe in canon, so saying that in canon they seemed like siblings is weird because that implies people normally have romantic thoughts about their siblings.
Have a great day :)
#I hope we can all still be friends ofc#also anon if you’re reading this don’t take this the wrong way#it was just the wording of the ask#perhaps send a clarifying ask if you understand why the wording was definitely not right?#idk if you were really thinking about it but I definitely saw the ask and was like#you have to be kidding me#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#sophie foster#Sokeefe
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Is it just me but when someone comments or reblogs an old fic, do emotions rush in? Like suddenly you remember what you felt while writing that story? You remember what your characters felt? How it was like when you finally shared it to the world community? And then there’s just this immense pride and joy that you got to create something that means something to another person, that it made them laugh and smile and cry and believe in love and realize something about themselves?
Just being a little sentimental about it, how I got into this rabbit hole of reading fics 4 years ago and got the courage to write a year later and now I have a collection of my own stories that I love and appreciate, with characters that are a part of me, too. Write what you want to read, they said, and I did. And I’m not one to brag about myself but I did pretty good, and I’m proud of every single story I wrote and put out, and I’ll definitely be rereading them.
Here’s to every one of you who’s ever read a story. 💕
And here’s to every one of you who writes - only you know the amount of time and energy and love you put into your work and your characters. Only you know what it feels like putting your heart into a story that you created. You did good. Be your first fan. And know you’ve made someone’s day. It doesn’t make us any better than anyone else, though; we’re all here to connect and to feel and to escape somehow. But being vulnerable and sincere takes courage, so thank you 💕
#mimi rambles#just a little emotional right now with all the love and messages like#I just wanted to write stories I wanted to read but I get so much love in return that I don’t think I fully deserve but thank you#this is also an ode to all the authors whose works have given me so much joy but are no longer active#I hope you’re living your best lives !!
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I am going insane send help
(or if you are also going insane and want to talk Snowbaird with other fans, send me a DM for an invite to the Snowbaird and Bread discord server! 🤭👀)
#am i doing server promotion right? 🧍♀️#not that the meme is inaccurate I am reading Snowbaird fanfic after fanfic tonight and it’s making me v unhinged#seriously though this server has been a very good time so far and I would love to meet more fans!!#So do DM if you’re interested 🥰#Snowbaird discord#snowbaird#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#Snowbaird discord server#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#discord#discord server#coriolanus x lucy gray#tbosas#coriolucy#coriolanus snow x lucy gray baird#Coriolanus snow and Lucy gray Baird#tbosbas#burntblueberrywaffles
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can i just say that I'm haunted by the image of Ice wearing "one of Mavericks cheapest rolexes". One because of the mental immage of Maverick being the kind of men who not only owns multiple watches but also Rolex, which is absolutely delightful, because oh the quiet vanity of that. And two because of the implied and groundbreaking (to me) domesticity (and defiance of the not talking/acknowledging the thing between the 2 of them) of wearing another person watch. I'm screaming into the void about your brilliance. So I need to ask, do they do that on purpose (before the mission) in a sort if roundabout way of acknowledging each other presence in their life? What would Mav wear that belongs to Ice (apart from that USNA ring eheh)?
pilots/sailors/doctors etc who do high-level specialized work with their hands tend to really be Watch Guys. and “cheap” rolexes (sub $7k ish) are actually pretty affordable if you’re making >$150k a year and want to treat yourself every fifth christmas or something. source: know several sailors & doctors. ALSO the watch ice is wearing in his famous gay plane photoshoot is actually a rolex. So theres some evidence ice at least is (annoying, ostentatious, bad with money, and) a Watch Guy. Maverick’s also wearing a kickass chronograph in TGM so i think he’s also probably a Watch Guy. also… you know, status symbol, honor, et cetera et cetera…
they probably wear each other’s socks because in-regs socks all look the same and they’re both men so who cares. i also hc that they’ve always worn the same size in shirts so each other’s t-shirts are also free game. and was very confusing at the start of their relationship when trying to figure out whose shirt was whose after a midnight rendezvous. lots of accidental shirt mixups. and, yeah, each other’s watches, because most people only see the status and don’t see the detail, and most people aren’t around both ice and mav enough to recognize that “omg last month adm kazansky was wearing the same omega chronometer capt mitchell is wearing today!! theyre totally together!!!” so if ice buys a new watch and maverick salivates over it, sure he can borrow it, whatever. and i think there’s a scene in wwgattai when maverick wears ice’s pj pants hold up lemme find it
“in bare feet.” now wtf does that mean. that could use a rewrite.
ice also wears mavericks leather jacket when they’re on their baseball date in debriefing. at some point when you live with someone long enough your stuff becomes their stuff which was the point of this graf
thinking about it… trying to decide if they’d wear each other’s cologne. that seems like a little much. no i don’t think so.
#oooh! this is the first time ive read this section of debriefing since i posted it! and wow it’s really just okay!#ugggghhh the house. the house.. *shakes fist* all my narrative problems have to do with the house…#would ice and maverick really get free LockMart/mcdonnell shirts? no idea#ive been working my first aerospace & defense job for a month now and ive gotten Boeing fidget spinners and raytheon sunglasses and#LM t-shirts so it’s not out of the realm of possibilities#but i am also not a federal employee so idk.#thx for the ask anon. i appreciate your use of the word ‘haunted’#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#top gun#asks#man. i have such a problem with verb-tense agreement when it comes to ‘there is/there are’#in the second one it should be ‘there are all these…’ man. i can’t ever get there’s/there are right#oh wait you’re not anon#i am a Watch Guy but $20-$80 vintage novelty watches i find on eBay not Rolexes#i feel at some point i should change my blog header. it’s still my politics but#given that i am literally working in defense rn it feels a little hypocrit. ok. will change it.#alright as of this post my header has been changed to reflect the material conditions of my summer internship
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