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Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel is Demisexual :)
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#demisexual#aspec#yes i made this instead of writing#yes i may be projecting#but am i though?#bro had one woman for 10000 years#i'm right and i should say it#you know what FUCK YOU *aces another hazbin character*
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Ace
(Alastor x male reader)
Explain to Alastor what Ace means
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"(Y/N)?" Called out Alastor to you
"Yes?" You answered not looking up from what you were reading.
"Would you like to go, get some coffee with me, in, what your generation calls, a date?"
Now to this you looked up.
"What?" You answered very confused
"In a...romantic way?" He tried explaining it to you thinking thats the part you didn't understand.
"I mean...I would love to but you dont have to push yourself if it would make you feel uncomfortable" you answered while you put your book down slowly on the coffee table.
"Uncomfortable? Why would it make me uncomfortable we are close are we not?"
Now he got confused as well.
"Well because...your ace and/or aro?"
"What is with that word, Rosie said it as well and the meaning of it still avoids me" he answered starting to get annoyed by his lack of understanding.
"What- ohhhh what did you say when did you die?"
"1933, however its quite rude to ask someone that." He answered looking at you in a scolding way.
"I'm sorry but because you lived back than thats why you don't know that word, please sit let me explain"
He sat down on the couch in front of you.
"Ok, so when we say 'ace' we refer to someone who has little to no sexual attraction and aromantic or aro is someone who has little to no romantic attraction. Of course there is much more to this subject but this kind of sums it up."
Alastor just stared at you.
Him? Not being interested in romantic relationships or sex??
Thats...true. He never felt the need to sleep with anyone he was doing totally fine without it. Romance...was another category completely however, and he didn't know if it was something he was interested in it or not.
He asked you out in the first place because he felt very good in your presence. He felt comfortable and content. Was that not romance?
"Alastor?" He has been staring at you for a while and it was quite creepy.
"Listen I understand thats a lot of information to process especially if you just realized some things about yourself so I can leave if you like-"
"No" Answered Alastor a bit fast. He has made up his mind. He might not be interested in a sexual relationship however he really wanted to kiss you right now.
"It might be true that I have not known this so far in my life or death, and you did make me realize some things about myself, but even so my offer still stands."
"Oh? Are you sure because I only want to if it doesn't make you uncom-"
You couldn't get the rest of your sentence out due to a pair of lips on yours.
Alastor kissed you.
You were stunned for a second but after you realized what was happening you kissed back immediately.
His lips were surprisingly soft, not to mention he did pretty good looking at the fact that it was his first kiss.
"Trust me, dear, If something would make me uncomfortable I wouldn't do it." He said grinning and holding your chin after you two parted.
You were a blushing mess.
You've never thought about Alastor that way, since you thought he was aromantic. But now that you did, fucking god, you like him.
Whit that thought in mind you kissed him again.
This time you stood up and he put his hands on your waist while yours were on his neck.
It wasn't a heated kiss and it will never be very likely you didn't want to step over his boundaries.
"...So my dear, would you like to get that coffee now?" He asked smiling while offering you his arm.
"I would love to" you smiled back at him.
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Guys I have a serious problem Im literally shitting words I have never written this many fanfics in one go🥹
BUT YK WHAT WORTH IT CUZ I LOVE EM
I literally love almost all characters in hazbin hotel so much I JUST CANNOT STOP💀
Thank you sm for the correction @whyarewehere103 😎🙏🧡
I hope you enjoyed your reading ladies,gentleman and other, good afternoon good evening and good night🦖🧡
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Thoughts on episodes 7 and 8 of Hazbin Hotel
The fucking "ace in the hole" joke with Alastor, that was funny.
I want Rosie as my therapist. I can't believe a cannibal is one of the sweetest characters on the show.
So angel weapons are the only thing that can kill angels, okay. I knew that was a thing, but I wondering if maybe Carmilla did it some other way. Also, her instantly recognizing Vaggie as an angel made me laugh. Was that supposed to be a nod towards the fans for figuring that out ages ago?
More fucking bops, hell yeah. I think my favorite out of this bunch had to be Charlie and Vaggie's reprise of More Than Anything. So fucking cute!
I legit that Angel Dust was going to be like "So, if this is our last night, how about we fuck?" to Husker, but I guess their relationship is going to be more of a slow burn. That's fine with me.
Alastor and Nifty are so cute, they're fucking weirdo besties.
Sir Pentious my beloved, you were a good boy. I didn't expect him to be the one to go, but I also didn't expect him to end up in Heaven. Does this mean that Heaven will finally see that redemption is possible?
We finally saw Adam's face! It's kind of generic, but maybe that's the point? Also, I just now realized his robes are supposed to look like a sports varsity jacket.
This fight was bloody, man. Angels getting ripped apart, Lute ripping off part of her own body to get out from under that rubble, Adam getting the shit beat out of him.
Lucifer and Charlie finally showing their true demon forms and showing their real power was so satisfying. Glad they showed Adam what for, although Nifty killing him was hilarious.
Dude, Alastor got shook during this fight. He got hurt, he had to run, and whatever deal he's in is suffocating him. I wonder if his favor to ask of Charlie is her figuring out how to free him.
So Lilith is in Heaven. This raises so many questions. Why is she there? What is she planning? Does she have Alastor on a leash or does somebody else?
This also makes me question where the series will go from here. Heaven probably won't be doing exterminations anymore since they don't want to lose anymore angels. Will the main conflict next season be getting Heaven to recognize that redeeming sinners is possible? Will Heaven even let Charlie and the others know that Sir Pentious got there? Will Lilith be the big bad? What's Lute's next move now that she's in charge of the exterminators?
I guess me theorizing so much about season 2 shows how much I loved season 1. I'm so glad I got into this series, and this show has gone from a little Youtube pilot to a full fledged show with one season done another on the way. The only thing I hope is that season 2 will have more than eight episodes, I want more time with these characters and to see their development more. I want to see what happens next. God, what a show.
#spoilers#alastor#rosie#carmilla carmine#vaggie#lucifer#charlie morningstar#adam#lute#lilith#sir pentious#nifty#angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel
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“All Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel critics are homophobes and queerphobes!!!” No. I’m gay. I hate stolitz because it’s horribly written and stolas is…i don’t know…a RAPIST??? I would still hate it if it was the straightest ship alive. It’s horrible representation as well, another reason for why I hate it so much. You can not say to me with a straight face, an aro-ace spectrum lesbian survivor of CSA, than I am homophobic for not liking the representation in Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. I am not a person of colour (I’m so fucking pasty words can not describe it), so I can not comment on the representation of POC characters in those shows. But I have heard many people of colour who do not like the representation in the shows, so I trust them with that. I will repeat, part of why I hate those shows so much is because the representation isn’t very good in my opinion!!! I swear to god what part of that is not clicking!!!
#helluva boss critical#stolitz critical#hazbin hotel critical#vivziepop critical#txt post#rant post#tw sa mention
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One Man’s Romcom is Another Man’s Psychological Horror
Day 4 of Ace Alastor Week: Date Night
Word Count: 3,062
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Additional Warnings: Second-Hand Embarrassment, Violence, Stabbing, Hand Trauma, Implied/Referenced Stalking
Relationships: Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, you can’t prove it didn’t happen (but it probably didn’t), Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Crack, Crack Treated Somewhat Seriously, Genre Clash, Romantic Comedy, Psychological Horror, Angst and Humor, Angst, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Bad Ending, POV Alternating, Unreliable Narrator, Unreliable Narrator Times 2, (seriously they both have such a skewed view of things), One-Sided Attraction, One-Sided Relationship, One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Aromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Romance-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Averse Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Deer Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor Being an Idiot (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor Being Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Out of Character Vox (Hazbin Hotel), (maybe? idk honestly), Bisexual Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Bisexual Disaster Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Incel Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Vox is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Misunderstandings, First Dates, Awkward Dates, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Conversations
Series: Part 4 of Fanby’s Ace Alastor Week 2024 ( <- Prev || Next -> )
Summary:
*A*
Vox had proposed a business meeting, the following Friday at seven.
To which Alastor replied, “Splendid! It’s a date!”
Vox’s screen went fuzzy. Ha! It was always very entertaining to watch his reactions to Alastor’s attention. Something so small as accepting an invitation to a meeting was enough to elicit a malfunction. What fun!
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him. What an idiot.
*V*
“Szz-seven,” Vox sputtered.
“Splendid!” Alastor replied.
And then he said three words that just about fried Vox’s circuitry.
“It’s a date.”
Vox’s vision blurred around the edges, tunneling until all he could see was Alastor’s smiling face.
He’d fumbled the invitation, made it sound like just another fucking business meeting. And yet, Alastor… Alastor still…
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him fondly. Vox thought he might be in love.
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Vox asks Alastor out on a date; Alastor says yes to a business meeting. Vox’s romcom quickly turns into Alastor’s psychological horror.
Better on AO3
Author’s Notes:
This was meant to be a comedy of errors and somehow turned into a combination romcom/psychological horror. Oops.
I’m sorry to everyone in the poll who voted for this thinking it was going to be all humor. This just kinda… happened.
Set sometime in the late 60’s or early 70’s.
I’m not sure whether or not I wrote Vox OOC. You guys know I love playing with baby Overlords because it gives me an opportunity to write them as more insecure and less stable, and that’s exactly what I did. DLDR and all that jazz.
The bad ending tag is there because Alastor goes final girl on Vox’s ass. Don’t worry, though, nobody gets seriously physically hurt. Just their feelings and their pride.
Alastor sat, back straight, smile strained, through what was turning out to be one of the most awkward nights of his life. And not even the fun kind of awkward!
There was something called second-hand embarrassment that Alastor did not seem to suffer from, as he typically found the social ineptitudes of others to be hilarious – but this was about as close as he’d ever come to relating to the term.
Vox was making a fool of himself. And rather than being entertained, Alastor just felt… Odd.
Alastor sighed. He wondered where it had all gone wrong. After all, it started off simply enough…
*A*
Vox had proposed a business meeting, the following Friday at seven.
To which Alastor replied, “Splendid! It’s a date!”
Vox’s screen went fuzzy. Ha! It was always very entertaining to watch his reactions to Alastor’s attention. Something so small as accepting an invitation to a meeting was enough to elicit a malfunction. What fun!
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him. What an idiot.
*V*
It was a simple plan. Start a conversation with Alastor. Ask Alastor for a date. Take Alastor out on a date. Real simple.
So naturally, Vox managed to fuck it up.
“Do you wanna… maybe… get dinner sometime?”
Alastor cocked his head to the side. Fuck, why did he have to be so cute? Vox was already tripping over his words, his speakers glitching from the anticipation of finally asking Alastor out. Those little deer-like motions were going to make him short out!
“Dinner?” Alastor sounded vaguely amused.
Vox felt something surge. He wasn’t sure what.
“Yeah, dinner,” Vox repeated. He shifted his weight from one foot to another, feeling less and less sure of himself by the second.
Focus, focus, focus! he berated himself. Stick to the script!
Vox smiled as confidently as he could manage. “There’s this really nice new steakhouse right on the edge of my territory, and they keep a table open for me on Friday nights.”
In reality, Vox had reserved that table three weeks in advance. But the idea that the restaurant respected/feared their new Overlord enough to offer him a standing reservation unprompted sounded much more impressive.
“I could take you as my plus one.”
Alastor hummed and tapped a single red claw against his chin. “And why would I want to be your plus one?” he asked coldly.
Ouch. Good thing Vox didn’t need a heart anymore, because it felt like Alastor had just ripped it out of his chest.
Vox suppressed the instinctual sound effect that came with the feeling and tried to push past it.
“I just thought we could…” his voice came out stilted and wavery. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. “We could talk… and stuff…”
Alastor seemed more interested in his own nails than in the conversation.
Fuck, Vox thought. I’m losing him!
Vox laughed to cover his discomfort. “It’d be like… a business meeting… but with food!”
No, no, no!
Alastor’s smile widened. “A business meeting with food,” he parroted.
Kill me, Vox thought. “Yeah. That’s… what I said.” Put me out of my fucking misery.
“Hm.” Alastor paused for an agonizing moment, then shrugged and said, “Sure, why not?”
Vox perked up immediately. “Really?” he couldn’t help but ask.
Alastor laughed. “Yes, really! What time, Friday?”
“Szz-seven,” Vox sputtered.
“Splendid!” Alastor replied.
And then he said three words that just about fried Vox’s circuitry.
“It’s a date.”
Vox’s vision blurred around the edges, tunneling until all he could see was Alastor’s smiling face.
He’d fumbled the invitation, made it sound like just another fucking business meeting. And yet, Alastor… Alastor still…
“It’s a date,” Vox repeated.
Alastor smiled at him fondly. Vox thought he might be in love.
*A*
Vox insisted on picking Alastor up from his radio tower and driving them both to the restaurant.
Alastor had laughed when he first suggested it, thinking it was a joke. Afterall, it was hardly necessary. Alastor’s powers involved not one but two means of magical transportation that far exceeded the abilities of even the latest and greatest modern automobile.
But Vox wouldn’t budge!
When Alastor asked him why, he’d lowered his big block of a head and muttered something about how it was, ‘more romantic that way.’
Alastor had no idea what that had to do with anything. But in the end, he acquiesced. The whole thing was Vox’s idea, after all. Might as well let him handle the transportation.
*V*
Today was the day. Vox had everything set up. He double and triple checked the reservations – and bribed the waitstaff to play along with his little white lie – cleaned his car, practiced driving the route from Alastor’s tower to the restaurant, and most importantly, bought Alastor flowers.
He’d waffled on the flowers for a while. He didn’t wanna come on too strong – roses felt like more of a third date thing – but he also didn’t want it to seem like he got something cheap or generic.
In the end, he settled on red tulips and rhododendrons – red was definitely Alastor’s favorite color – with some white candytufts to break up all the red.
Vox arrived at Alastor’s tower at 6:26 pm and knocked on the door at 6:29. That would leave two minutes for Alastor to open the door, three minutes for conversation, one for Vox to escort him to the car, and still let them reach the restaurant with a minute to spare.
Alastor opened the door. He was wearing his usual coat and suit – which was fine! Nobody was going to enforce dresscode on the fucking Radio Demon. Vox had dressed up, though. Oh fuck, was he overdressed?
Vox panicked. He thrust the bouquet in Alastor’s direction and said something that sort of resembled the words, “For you.”
Alastor took the bouquet. The bouquet promptly wilted.
“Thank you!” Alastor said, and casually threw the wilted bouquet aside.
“Involuntary phytokinesis!” Alastor explained. “Flowers don’t agree with my powers.”
“Oh.” Vox rubbed the back of his neck. “Sorry, I didn’t know.”
“Apology accepted, my friend!” Alastor clapped Vox on the shoulder. “Well, let’s get a move on! Shake a leg, old pal!”
Alastor pushed past Vox and headed towards the car. Vox followed closely behind, resisting the urge to curse under his breath.
This was not how he’d expected things to go.
*A*
The ride to the restaurant was unsettling in a way Alastor couldn’t quite put his finger on.
It wasn’t the automobile or the road or the pedestrians that were the trouble. No, it was the driver. It was Vox.
Something was off about him. How queer.
*V*
They arrived at the restaurant right on schedule. Vox pushed past the crowd of various lesser demons to get to the host station. Alastor watched, clearly in awe of the confidence and power he exuded.
*A*
Vox rudely pushed his way through the demons waiting their turn to speak to the maître d’. Alastor curled his upper lip in disgust, appalled by Vox’s terrible manners.
*V*
Vox flashed the maître d’ a smile. “Table for two.”
“Your usual table awaits, sir,” the maître d’ lied. “Right this way.” He bowed his head, showing Vox and Alastor due respect as Overlords, and led them to their table.
It was the best seat in the house, Vox had made sure of it. Far enough from the kitchens and bathrooms to avoid excess foot traffic or unpleasant smells, close enough to the grand piano to get the full effect of the music without it drowning out their conversation.
The table was set for two, complete with romantic candle light. It was perfect.
Vox pulled out a chair for Alastor – only to have him sit in the opposite seat.
Vox short circuited.
*A*
Vox pulled out a chair for himself. Alastor sat in the seat across from him.
Then, for some unknown reason, Vox froze. Something misfired in that big, square head of his. Alastor laughed.
“I meant to do that,” Vox said, once he regained what little sense he had, and sat down.
“Of course.” Alastor folded his hands in his lap. He smiled as he watched Vox awkwardly fiddle with his silverware.
Vox seemed to be returning to his natural state – insecurities covered by a thin veneer of false confidence which bordered on arrogance, with a deliciously desperate, easily exploitable thirst for attention that couldn’t be hidden no matter what measures the poor man attempted to take.
Good. Whatever that other thing was had started to become… unnerving.
*V*
Vox kept his head down for a while, feigning interest in the silverware while trying to get his shit together.
He was on a date with Alastor. He’d planned the date down to the letter. Nothing was going according to plan.
Vox stole glances at Alastor whenever he dared to lift his gaze.
The candlelight cast Alastor in a warm glow, his eyes a dazzling ruby red. The shadows around him danced – whether from the flickering of the flame or the nature of Alastor’s powers, Vox didn't know. He looked… He looked beautiful.
Vox decided to tell him so.
*A*
With Vox acting more like his usual self, Alastor turned his attention to the menu.
He didn’t suppose they had Sinner meat on the menu – and little more than a cursory glance confirmed his suspicions. Oh well! He was sure to find a cut of meat he’d enjoy.
And besides, he preferred to be selective when it came to sourcing once sentient meat. He’d rather make the kill, himself, or procure it from another cannibal whose tastes he trusted, like Rosie, than order from an establishment he knew next to nothing about.
Speaking of which, the restaurant actually seemed quite tasteful. Live music in the form of a vulpine Sinner playing a grand piano, tasteful decor and fine architecture. Alastor hoped that the food would live up to the atmosphere.
Hm, he’d better get back to the menu. He wouldn’t want to be caught unprepared when their server arrived.
Alastor was just barely aware of the fact that Vox was paying more attention to him than to his own menu, but that really wasn’t any of Alastor’s concern. In fact, it would be rather entertaining to watch Vox scramble to choose a dish last minute.
“You look beautiful,” Vox blurted out, completely unprompted.
Alastor’s ears swiveled in Vox’s direction, but he didn’t deign to take his eyes off the menu. “I look exactly like I always do, Vox.”
“And you’re always beautiful.”
That time, Alastor’s eyes flicked up on their own accord. He felt his ears stand up straighter, and his tail – of all things! – attempt to flip upwards, prevented from doing so by the way he’d tucked it firmly beneath his clothes.
Alastor hummed his acknowledgement and returned to his menu.
So much for Vox being his usual self. What the hell was he on about?
*V*
Vox didn’t need to read the menu. He’d already memorized his order for tonight, down to the last detail. And he’d also chosen Alastor’s. Ordering for your date was a great way to impress them by showing off your confidence and your intimate knowledge of their preferences.
*A*
By the time the server – a lioness Sinner with a sparse mane; Leyonarda, according to her nametag – arrived at their table, Alastor had chosen a drink and an appetizer, and was well on his way to deciding what he would have for the main course.
Vox had apparently also decided, despite barely glancing at the menu. Well, if he had a standing reservation, perhaps he already had a signature order.
Vox gave the waitress his own order, which Alastor didn’t care to pay much thought to, and then did something that caught not only Alastor’s attention, but his ire.
“And he’ll have the-”
“Ha!” Alastor interrupted. “I’m quite capable of ordering for myself, Vox.” So he did.
After the waitress left, Alastor sat, fuming.
The fucking audacity on the man. What had possessed him to think he could make decisions on Alastor’s behalf?
For something as mundane as ordering an appetizer, perhaps Alastor should’ve let it slide. But Vox had been acting strangely and lacking manners all evening.
Now, Vox had always been a bit strange – Alastor rarely wasted time on people that weren’t – and had generally been letting his new Overlord status go to his head when it came to interactions with the masses, but this… This was something else.
Alastor glared daggers at Vox from across the table. Vox wouldn’t meet Alastor’s eye in return. At least he had the decency to be ashamed of himself.
*V*
So much for impressing Alastor by ordering for him. Vox had put so much effort into learning Alastor’s non-cannibalistic eating habits, too!
Not to mention the fact that Alastor had had all of ten minutes to look over the menu while Vox had been studying it for weeks.
And now Alastor had the nerve to be angry with him? What the fuck?
Nothing was going the way it was supposed to. Everything was blowing up in his face. At first, Vox had blamed himself, but now that he’d had time to think about it, really, the problem was Alastor.
Alastor had agreed to go on a date with Vox, and then rejected him at every turn.
Alastor had nitpicked Vox’s choice to drive them to the restaurant, then clammed up on the drive over, practically ignoring Vox the whole way there.
Alastor had destroyed the flowers Vox put so much time and effort into choosing. Thrown them away like trash. And he’d snubbed all of Vox’s attempts to be romantic since.
Alastor had played hot and cold from the very beginning, smiling and laughing and being the first one to call it a date! And now he was giving Vox the cold shoulder?
Talk about mixed signals.
*A*
Vox was giving off mixed signals. One minute he seemed subdued and apologetic, the next he was making some comment or another about Alastor.
Alastor’s appearance, Alastor’s attitude, Alastor’s choice to order his own Goddamned food.
Alastor had no idea what had triggered this shift in Vox’s behavior, but he had half a mind to start taking that mechanical head of his apart in hopes of finding out. Or simply to change the channel from inane commentary and false guilt to screams of pain and cries for mercy.
Either option sounded more appealing than sitting here and enduring Vox’s rapid decline in intellect.
The only thing stopping him was that – tonight’s oddities aside – Alastor considered Vox an ally, perhaps even a friend.
Because Vox’s television broadcasts used radio waves, his empire relied heavily on Alastor’s domain. Alastor had used this as leverage for countless favors, and would continue to do so until Vox outgrew either his usefulness or his entertainment value.
Alastor could always rely on Vox as a source of amusement when that ever-creeping sense of boredom threatened to consume him, and he enjoyed pushing Vox’s physical and metaphorical buttons to no end.
It wasn’t much of a stretch to say that Alastor usually enjoyed Vox’s company. Or that he was hesitant to end their working relationship over one night of… whatever this was.
So, Alastor endured.
And that was how Alastor wound up here, feeling a bit like he should be clawing his own skin off and a lot like he should be flaying Vox’s with one of the handily provided steak knives.
And doing neither because he was waiting to see how the night would play out. Waiting to see if he would get the Vox he used to know back at the end of it.
Leyonarda returned with their drinks. Vox drank freely. Alastor didn’t touch his.
Instead, he rested his hand on the table, tapping his claws against the wood. His skin prickled and itched. His legs were restless. His ears were still standing alert, swiveling and twitching in reaction to the sounds around them.
Since arriving in Hell, there was a part of Alastor’s brain that he’d done his best to ignore. A primal, animalistic part of him that had come free with this cursed cervine form. A prey instinct.
And currently, it was screaming.
Alastor’s claws drummed against the table. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. And his heart matched it beat for beat.
Time slowed.
Vox reached across the table.
Alastor stabbed Vox’s hand.
Vox let out a staticky hiss of pain. His hand was stabbed clean through with the steak knife Alastor had been eyeing. Pinned to the table, just inches away from where Alastor’s hand rested.
Alastor’s bones began to creak. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
Vox’s wound was sparking. Alastor’s left hand was still holding the knife. Fortunately for him – though, unfortunately for Vox – the handle was an insulator.
“Me?” Vox all but screamed. “What the fx-ff-fuck are you doing?”
“Enforcing a well-established rule regarding touch,” Alastor informed him. His antlers grew heavier on his head and feedback crackled in both his voice and the air around them.
Somewhere, someone who was not Vox screamed. Then another. Then another. Dishes crashed to the ground, tables were flipped, demons were trampled. A cacophony of terror as the other patrons fled from the sight of two Overlords on the precipice of battle.
“The rule…” Vox’s mouth hung open dumbly for a moment before being replaced by a ‘technical difficulties’ screen.
When his face returned, it was distorted with lines of static. “The fz-fx-fucking fi-i-ive foot rule?”
Alastor twisted the knife. “That’s the one!” he said, aiming for cheery and landing on hysterical.
Vox slammed his non-injured hand down on the table. “You ssz-st-st-STILL wanna use thx-the FIVE FOOT RULE?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Bec-cx-cause we’re on a DATE!”
Alastor’s feedback spiked, screeching with the voices of every Soul that’d met their end at Alastor’s hands. For a moment, Vox’s scream was among them.
Alastor removed the knife from Vox’s hand and laid it down on the table. He reigned in his static the best that he could.
Alastor turned away from Vox. “Forget tonight ever happened.”
“Alastor-”
Alastor turned his head one-hundred and eighty degrees and all the static he’d held back returned to his voice. “Forget it.”
Alastor left the restaurant. He didn’t see Vox again for a long while.
End Notes:
Usually, I leave end notes as an AO3 exclusive perk, but these were very important end notes.
The flowers are foreshadowing. Vox doesn’t know Victorian flower language and picks them on looks alone, but they’re actually indicative of what’s to come.
Red Tulips -> Declaration of Love (Vox’s intentions for the date)
Candytufts -> Indifference (Alastor’s reaction to most of the date)
Rhododendrons -> Danger (shit’s about to go down)
There was another detail that I couldn’t manage to fit which was that the restaurant was meant to be called Carnivora, as in the order of animals Carnivora, and is staffed entirely by carnivore Sinners. Vox either didn’t notice or figured that since Alastor’s a cannibal, it wouldn’t bother him. But that was definitely part of Alastor’s innate sense of danger here.
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You know what fucks me(up) about the people complaining about all the ship content of Alastor is that as an asexual myself it genuinely makes me so happy to see so much fanfic taking my sexuality into account. I like that people who want to write Al in ship content and have to actually fucking sit there a think "how would someone who's not interested in sex, engage with sex?" and then work and think creatively within that. I absolutely love that because Hazbin Hotel has canon asexual representation that it encourages real ace people to project onto this character and make art around that. I love that I have a solid 7/10 chance of the fucked up weird ass Alastor porn I read to be written by another ace person as apposed to every other fandom where I have a like 1/50 chance(unless its like mob psycho/opm)
I like being able to read about the kind sex that I actually resonate with. And I wanna clarify that I'm an incredibly sex repulsed ace, like, I get very upset and bothered by being sexualized myself and have absolutely no interest in others or sex itself. So before any other repulsed aces come up and be like "uwu but I don't like it and writing Al like that insults me, saying identity is a spectrum is a copout" first of all, no❤. Second of all, every identity is a spectrum especially asexuality because it's more of an umbrella term then necessarily one solid concrete sexuality. If this was like a Taylor Swift situation where people were headcanoning a irl person as queer because they're insane, I'd understand the weird pretentious vitriol towards the people in the fandom who want to fuck Alastor but its not. He's not real and it truly does not matter if you draw his dick or write him as something more then a weirdly virginal idiot who doesn't understand what a stripper pole is(I blame u for this Ed jk love u).
I really really really hate how the fight for representation and the rightful demand of better and more respectful media has emboldened people to use the guise of "protecting" underrepresented and valued people by essentially saying they want the representation we have to go away. Angel isn't the perfect innocent victim who cries once and gets over being raped? Harmful to REAL victims uwu and thus shouldn't exist at all. Fuck off. Say what you want about Viv's writing but Hazbin has done more to represent trauma and queerness then your hissy fit tiktoks and text posts.
#anyway#rant time#i have big feelings#shout out to my fellow repulsed aces who are into some WEIRD stuff#love u bbys#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#proship#asexual#asexuality#fandom discourse
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Masterlist to all the Masterlists of mine
RULES!!!!:
I do not write:
Pedophelia
Incest, Stepcest, etc.
fucked up shit like that.
What I might not write:
Some kinks. (I don't know all of them but there might be some I feel not comfy with)
What I write (Sexual orientation wise):
HETERO (Man x Woman)
GAY (Man x Man) OR (Woman x Woman)
INTERSEXUAL (People with BOTH genders)
GENDERFLUID (Might be horribly explained, I ain't Genderfluid, but practically that is when you feel like a man one day and in five weeks you feel like a woman and dress and behave as such how you feel)
TRANSGENDER (Man in a Woman's body or the other way around, Don't hate me I try to keep this short and simple here !!)
ASEXUAL (Repulsed by the bare mention of the S word OR isn't repulsed by it, but isn't really interested in it (I think it is called Gray Ace...?)
GENDERNEUTRAL/NON - BINARY (Which mostly means no Gender so They/Them I CAN'T USE THAT IN SMUT THOUGH IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A SEX ON THE BODY !!! So tell me which they have !)
What I usually write:
Dom!Reader x Sub!Character (But you CAN also ask the other way around)
Character ships I will write for:
Any Character x Reader (Name a Gender though !)
Also write Character x Character ( Like...Alastor x Rosie where they just gossip or Charlie and Vaggie with romance or smut)
(I also don't mind to Genderswap. So instead of Charlie being a Female, she is a Male or a different gender. You give me your thoughts and I will try to turn it into a Oneshot !)
Characters I will NOT write for:
The Vees (Hazbin Hotel)
Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
Lute (Hazbin Hotel)
Sera (Hazbin Hotel)
They can be mentioned or play a role but I don't do ANY ships with them and the Reader. They can be shipped with each other though, I suppose. And Vox can be friends with Reader, but no romantic shtick. (Still needs to be added)
What I allow to write as Relationship stuff:
PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS (Friends, friends turning to Family, like Siblings and stuff...Surrogate Brother/Sister if I am not mistaken we call such, right ?)
ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS
FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS (Nothing perverted ! Just you know Father - Son relationship, Brother x Brother Relationship and all that stuff, Family relationships are NOT allowed to be SMUT !!!)
What I will write:
ANGST
FLUFF
WHOLESOMENESS
SMUT
HURT/COMFORT
I am usually open minded about a lot, but still I am setting some ground rules. This is all in case I open requests, so keep the page in your line of sight at all times !!
DISCLAIMER !: I do NOT support rape, abuse and other bad behavior ! This is pure fanfiction and fantasy ONLY ! People who can get easily triggered by it, DON'T FUCKING READ IT ! Warnings are at the very top of the beginning smut shot, so READ THEM BEFORE you read the fic !
Reblogging is ALLOWED, but REPOSTING is NOT allowed !!!
REQUESTS ARE CLOSED !!!
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Let me tell you a story…Loki x Reader ? (MASTERLIST)
LOKI X READER SMUT MASTERLIST
Loki x Reader Smut Masterlist 2 !
MASTERLIST OF LOVING SOMEONE IS HARD, TO KEEP THEM SAFE IS EVEN HARDER...(Loki x Male!Reader)
Masterlist of Loki x Reader Oneshots x little stories
Friends (Loki x Fem!Reader) Masterlist (COMPLETED !!)
The mischievous one (Loki x Fem!Reader) Masterlist
Loki x Reader -> Killer Love MASTERLIST ! (Discontinued)
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"The Spook - Loki x Reader (Marvel x Fnaf Crossover)" MASTERLIST
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Lokius (Mobius x Loki) Masterlist
Christmas Masterlist (Loki x Reader)
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OTHER CHARACTERS x READER
Marvel x Reader smut masterlist
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Lego Ninjago x Reader
Secrets... Morro x Reader (Ninjago) MASTERLIST COMPLETED !!!
Ninjago Masterlist Uncle x Father!MaleReader
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Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow 1999) x Reader MASTERLIST
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Mr. Hopp’s Playhouse x Reader
Mr. Hopp x Reader MASTERLIST
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Bendy (and the Ink Machine) x Reader
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William Afton x Reader
William Afton x Reader Oneshots
(Movie) William Afton x Reader Oneshots
How to turn a Killer into a Bunny – (FNaF Movie)William Afton x Male!Reader
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Father!Alastor x Son!Reader MASTERLIST
Alastor x Reader Oneshots Masterlist
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Scream Movie 1996 MASTERLIST
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Marvel Ships (No Reader input)
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Masterlist Bruno Madrigal x Male!Reader with another Fandom Crossover
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Hazbin Hotel Post-Finale Live Q&A (2/9/24)
Interesting and noteworthy moments from this Q&A with Viv and some of the voice actors:
Viv starts by introducing the cast members - Erika (Charlie), Blake (Angel Dust), Amir (Alastor), Jessica (Lute), and Joel (Valentino)
When asked their toughest scene to record, Erika says scenes in which Charlie is very passionate and has lots of ideas! Jessica's hardest scenes are fight scenes.
Blake's toughest scene to record was the scene with Angel and Val in Episode 4; Joel agrees that the episode was definitely a challenge because it shows a much darker side to Valentino compared to Episode 2, and deals with topics such as physical and emotional abuse
Amir says he and Alastor both wear smiles while saying shitty things to people lol, and he likes fucking with people
Viv says she has a bit of herself in all of her characters, but she's mostly a mix between Charlie and Vaggie
Erika: "There's a little egg boi in me right now, wait what."
When asked which character besides theirs they'd wanna know more about, Joel says Susan, Amir says Lute, Erika says St. Peter, Jessica says Lute and Velvette, Blake says Zestial
Amir smiles and says something kinda rude to Jessica, and Erika exclaims "You just Alastored!"
Amir talks for two full minutes about how much he appreciates that the aroace community feels so represented by Alastor! Amir and Viv spend another three minutes discussing Alastor's asexuality, how that impacts his character, and the importance of the "ace in the hole" joke re: the difference between a character being aroace-coded vs being canonically aroace
Lute's name comes from the word "Lieutenant" bc she's second-in-command of the Exorcist Army
When asked which duet they might wanna see in future seasons, Blake says Alastor and Niffty (he's "obsessed" with them); Jessica and Erika agree with him.
Amir says he wants a Lute solo! Later, he says he also wants a Charlie and Lilith duet!
Joel says he wants to do a "fucked up Val and Angel Dust song"; Blake agrees
Amir and Viv agree that Alastor listens to jazz!
Erika: "Women singing in harmony always wins." (and she's correct!)
Amir singing both parts in Loser, Baby lol
Viv says Vox and Val are technically not dating, they have more of a weird on-again, off-again situationship; she confirms we'll see more of Vox and Val's relationship in S2
Viv says the Vees have a "chaotic queer friendship" and that Velvette is a third wheel, but the other Vees still value her a lot
Viv says Velvette is the "brains" of the Vees, and the glue between Vox and Val
Erika and Blake do a trust fall, but Erika thinks they "could have done it harder"
Viv announces that they've begun recording Season 2, and there will be some new characters!
Amir: "As long as it doesn't decrease my screen time."
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For the character ask thing (if you're still doing it) how about Alastor and Angel Dust! Or maybe Husk if you're up to it?
ABSO FUCKING YES
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alastor
my first impression
alastor showed up and i immediately went oh i love him
my impression now
STILL LOVE HIM SO SO SOOO MUCH . MY SILLY SCRUNGLIE !!!
favorite thing about that character
am i ALLOWED to say everything . (one of my favorite things is that hes canonically aroace, win for the aroace community congrats you guys !!!!! :D!!!!)
least favorite thing
it DIRECTLY conflicts with what i said before HABAHSHAJK but the fact that the fandom says its immediately aphobia to ship alastor with literally anyone because hes canonically aroace ... i love aroace people i have several ace friends + i think one or two aroace friends and also hes fictional and also l + ratio + fuck you i do what i want /j
favorite line/scene
I HAVE SO MANY OH MY GOD ... we'll just go with two from ep 8
+ "what just happened? ...ffffffuck."
+ "you lack discipline, control, and worse? ɎꝊɄ'ꞦɆ ꞨŁꝊꝐꝐɎ."
favorite interaction that character has with another
every single time he interacts with lucifer KILLS me, especially the uh
"i guess that's why charlie called it the HAZBIN HOTEL, ha ha ha!"
"HA, HA, HA! it was actually my idea."
"HAHAHA, WELL ITS NOT VERY CLEVER!"
"HA HA! fuck you."
a character that i wish that character would interact with more
ANGEEEELLLL DUST ANGEL DUST ANGEL DUUUUST ANGELDUST AAAANGEEEEL DUUUUST PLEASE
another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character
bill cipher (i have never seen gravity falls) (i've seen so many people compare these two though)
a headcanon about that character
demigray-aroace!!! also he is ungodly at cooking. ALSO HE HAS A TAIL FUCK YOU
a song that reminds of that character
i dont actually think i have one that isnt like... one of the in series songs . you have to understand i've listened to non hazbin-related songs like twice in the past month
an unpopular opinion about that character
hes fictional, thus you can ship him and make fanart of whatever with him, BECAUSE HE IS FICTIONAL. its like when you ship a lesbian and a gay character, its fine because yk what? they arent real! focus on the ACTUAL aphobia rather than someone (who has several ace + aroace friends) who just wants to have a little fun with a fictional deer man
favorite picture
whoever animated this scene .. i need .... mo re ......
angel dust
my first impression
his first lines in the pilot were him being an absolute dickhead and i immediately fell in love
my impression now
HES EVEN FUNNIER
favorite thing about that character
honestly his accent?? his voice ?? blake roman does such a good job at portraying him as a character oaugh . also just like, how much he genuinely cares for everyone in the hotel ogoguouguough
least favorite thing
if i say huskerdust as a ship how much hate do you think i'll get. ITS NOT A BAD SHIP!!! it just isnt my cup of tea, ive never been a huskerdust fan and so most huskerdust scenes in the show make me go eehhh . BUT ITS NOT BAD!! and i know itll end up being canon so ive gotten used to it
favorite line/scene
"this body was MADE to be exploited! i got the arms! i got the stamina! i got the legs, i got the lung capacity, HOHO, I GOT THE LEGS!! the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff that everyone thinks are tits..."
favorite interaction that character has with another
ironically . loser, baby was one of my by far favorite interactions angel has had with a character
a character that i wish that character would interact with more
ALASTORRRR
another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character
its hard to actually think of one for angel because hes such a . hes such a guy AHABASHBA i guess i would have to say jax from tadc tho, specifically because they used to share a va back when michael kovach was angel's voice actor + tall lanky silly dudes
a headcanon about that character
INTERSEX ANGEL DUUUUUUST INTERSEX ANGEL DUST EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR INTERSEX ANGEL DUST
a song that reminds of that character
this is love by uuuuh air traffic controller!!! it, as saddening as it is to say this, makes me think of his "relationship" with valentino
an unpopular opinion about that character
If I Say I Do Not Like HuskerDust That Will Get Me Hate But That Is My Unpopular Opinion
favorite picture
once again ironically its this scene, its just so goddamn pretty and the song is really good and the lighting just abahbahah
husk
my first impression
CAT WITH WINGS!!!
my impression now
SILLY GUY !!! I LOVE HIM !!! hes so funny i love him
favorite thing about that character
the fact that he was an OVERLORD??? oh my GOD??
least favorite thing
again... if i say... huskerdust ... LIKE ITS NOT EVEN A BAD SHIP I SAID THAT ALREADY ITS JUST NOT MY FAVORITE AND IHGUGHFG !!! I LOVE BOTH CHARACTERS AS THEY ARE I JUST CANNOT FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE THE SHIP
favorite line/scene
from the pilot "you think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze!? well you can!", and also "I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU SAY DICKS!!!" from ep 3 AJAASJHASJHA
favorite interaction that character has with another
from ep 8 "THESE FUCKIN' ANGELS WON'T STOP COMIN'!" "HA!" "...okay, i walked right into that one"
a character that i wish that character would interact with more
i want to see husk and alastor more, like as a one-on-one duo. one of the only scenes we got with them was when alastor was revealed to be in some sort of deal or contract too, and he scared husk shitless (poor husk), but i'm so interested to see stuff outside of that . i want to see more interactions with them that aren't al threatening the shit out of husk BAHABHASB
another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character
the one guy from the princess and the frog because they share a va i think
a headcanon about that character
i love love lvoe the idea that husk can do like bar tricks?? like make drinks in fun silly ways because hes a Bartender and he used to be the gambling overlord so he probably learned casino tricks n stuff
a song that reminds of that character
as with most of these answers, i Do Not Have One
an unpopular opinion about that character
BASED ON MY PREVIOUS ANSWERS FOR THIS SORT OF THING I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY. i literally do not have any unpopular opinions except i can't force myself to enjoy huskerdust i am so fucking sorry it's so valid and everyone who ships it is valid i just can't AJAHJKASH
favorite picture
THIS SCENE PLAYS IN MY HEAD DAILY ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY, also husk NOT hating an (albeit accidental) sex joke is fucking hilarious to me
#xanbox#hazbin hotel#alastor#angel dust#husk#im not tagging anything else i dont think just cuz bahabhabah
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I have a question for you:
I'm aroace, and while I love Alastor and that he's ace and potentially aro (not sure if the aro part is definitely canon or not), apparently Viv has said in past streams that he's egocentric/doesn't love anyone but himself and I'm concerned that that's why she made him aroace. Especially if he's definitely aro, since if he were only ace it'd be less questionable imo. Granted, he does have friends so the "only loves himself" thing may not be 100% true, and these things could still change while the show's in development. I'm just kinda worried about Viv's reasoning. What do you think?
Hello, fellow aroace! I find it both amusing and suiting that I received this ask several hours after I queued the ADHD Alastor reblog, because to me, they are very similar subjects.
To the best of my knowledge, Alastor has been confirmed ace in canon by Vivziepop. However, only Faustisse, who i don’t believe is any longer a member of the Hazbin team and has never been in charge of such official decisions, openly declared him aromantic.
However, Vivz has hinted at this, but holds off at the last moment because she wants “people to ship whoever they like and to have fun” (paraphrased).
That’s... not great reasoning and vaguely problematic in and of itself, implying that aromantic people cause problems and etc., but whatever. It’s a smart marketing decision and helps prevent the fandom from turning into even more of a bloodbath than usual, so I understand why she decided that. Do I agree? No. Do I understand? Yes.
However, it is issues such as what you bring up that makes me somewhat thankful we haven’t seen him officially declared aro (yet).
If you’ve seen my aspd!Alastor or other aspd posts, then you probably know some of my thoughts on the subject. For those who haven’t, I’ll take it from the top.
I... am also concerned. I think in the end that how much depth Alastor’s characterization is given will determine whether or not the aro is a good move.
From what we’ve seen and what’s been given, Alastor is a manipulative, unhinged, sadistic, vaguely narcissistic asshole who cares nothing for anyone other than himself. On that description alone, I would very much recommend not labeling him as aromantic. Aro people have had enough of that stereotype, thank you very much. Also, people such as that can experience romantic attraction, it’s just that they tend to be douchebags about it.
That being said, the Alastor comic does give me hope.
(If you haven’t read the comic, go do so, because there be spoilers ahead. https://www.hazbinhotel.com/alastor-comic/page-1)
Yes, he’s a generally annoying pain in the ass dressed in bright red. However, he also wasn’t just going about his business killing everyone for the Hell of it. Sure, he might do that sometimes, but I’ll take “sometimes.” Furthermore, he wasn’t purposefully extra-dickish to customer service people (unless you count feeding the birds, which should be considered a crime but also, Radio Demon, could’ve been worse) and he tips street musicians while being kind to his fans.
He obviously does want social interactions, and was increasingly frustrated and upset when everyone fled from him and the rose wilted at his touch. He wants positive interactions! He wants joy and pretty things and obviously does care about what others think of him, despite statements to the contrary.
And of course, the culmination of him indeed committing a murder and going full cannibal on someone’s ass... after stepping in to stop that person from abusing a customer, giving him a second chance, and then intervening again to stop the asshole from assaulting someone else.
None of these actions had any benefit to him. He knows that this will only increase his reputation as do-not-fuck-with-or-speak-to at worst, and have no affect at all at best. But he does it anyway.
So. If this is the Alastor Vivz sees and if we get more of him, of an Alastor who yes is a bit of an unhinged serial killer cannibal but also seeks out positive interspersonal interactions and cares about strangers, then I would be much more settled with giving him an official aromantic designation. Because then it’s not just that he said “fuck people and relationships; I’m a narcissistic sadist,” but that he’s searching for personal connections that resonate with him, and romance just isn’t it.
So. Yeah. Right now a lot of shit has been said about Alastor official and otherwise, half of it contradicting itself, and while I am Definitely Concerned about him playing into the stereotypical tropes around bad aro rep, I do have some hope that maybe it could play out well.
Also, unrelated to Vivz and how she and her team handles things, there’s always the fact that Alastor’s brother from another mother is undoubtedly Hannibal, who is the most in-love cannibalistic sadistic narcississtic serial killing gay to ever gay (or kill), so that’s a nice little counter-argument to have if and when people decide to be shit about Al’s character + acearo rep.
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Do you have any headcanons about the Hazbin's (minus Charlie) lives back when they were alive?
I scrolled through all 42 pages of the hazbin tag on my blog and literally every one of my premortem headcanons are about Alastor and Sir Pentious lmfao
So sure! Want an entire novella about my headcanons for Sir Pentious's backstory?
For Alastor, I can offer:
a traumatic toddler experience
his mother observing him with ghosts as a child
Alastor working with demons (funny)
Alastor working with demons (creepy)
Alastor and his asexuality/aromanticism (mostly postmortem but it has some premortem flashbacks)
Alastor with friends in the 20s trying to explain he does not get horny
a fic that didn't ACTUALLY happen but that demonstrates my headcanons for how he works with demons
And moving away from fics and on to tumblr posts!
For Alastor:
Alastor fought in World War I
another WWI post
headcanon about how he died (I've since changed my headcanon—hunting accident rather than manhunt—but the position's the same)
excerpt from one of the fics above about Alastor's first kiss
early headcanoning on Alastor's relationship with the queer community in life
Alastor saw but didn't learn the lindy hop in life
Alastor's accent makes people (in this case Sir Pentious) think that he's upper class when actually he's just had theater training
Alastor's family tree comes from a mix of socioeconomic backgrounds and before he died he achieved fame but not fortune
Alastor does not feel broken/insecure due to being ace/aro and never has
what people in Louisiana thought of Alastor as a radio host
what did Alastor look like (and Sir Pent)
Alastor only saw 10% of the Golden Age Of Radio and that's fucked up
fun fact when Alastor was on air radio stations weren't "just news" or "just (one genre of) music," a single station would play music and news and soap operas and sports etc
random links of queer history, 1920s gay culture, slang, and NOLA history
Alastor's mother grew up while Sir Pentious was menacing the US and she has very vivid memories of living in fear of him, and also she doesn't know her son is a cannibalistic murderer
Alastor wore glasses in life and only switched to a monocle in death
Alastor was never identified as a serial killer and there's probably unsolved true crime documentaries made about his killings (and these documentaries unknowingly use a recording of the killer's real voice, a clip from a news broadcast where Alastor read about the killings on air)
check out how hyped this newspaper in the 20s was for radio like goddamn
Alastor listened to radio all day every day
more 1920s research links
very loose overview of New Orleans race relations 1890-1920
how NOT to write about Voodoo
reminder that "alastor did magic in life" is a headcanon until we SEE him using magic before he died—also "Voodoo" is a religion not a magic power
how Alastor avoided getting caught as a serial killer
I doubt Alastor was famous enough for queer historians to have discovered he existed, only niche radio broadcast historians know about him
Alastor was raised to be courteous to (respectable) women, but not to genuinely see them as equals in a modern sense
1920s hair facts and headcanons on Alastor's hair
scene from one of the above fics of baby Alastor being haunted as shit
Alastor is a hedonistic thrill killer not a mission-oriented killer
his killing method was shooting from a distance, like hunting game
Alastor was kinda psychic in life and his psychicness interacted with radio signals
this includes developing a hella accurate sense of time
Alastor's always been hella into Mardi Gras
here he is in a ridiculous Cajun Mardi Gras costume
how the Great Depression probably affected Alastor
Alastor feels 0% empathy for other people but 500% empathy for fictional characters in musicals
For Sir Pentious:
he was so infamous that today he's a common character used in historical fiction in the same way that Victorian-era historical fiction commonly uses Queen Victoria as a character
(and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle references him in a Sherlock story)
(and he really did call himself Sir Pentious in life)
(and every character who lived after him had to study him in school, including Vaggie writing a paper about him and Alastor was cast as him in a school play)
(and now let's talk about historians dying and meeting the people they studied in Hell)
he has a son who's probably now in heaven
Sir Pent is trans
no seriously he has a son
Sir Pent has a chain of deadnames he used before settling on "Sir Pentious" and all of them are snake puns
one of Sir Pent's chosen names
based on Victorian sexual mores Sir Pent probably got kinda homoerotic with some dudes
this is just big Trans Sir Pent energy
what did Sir Pent look like (and Alastor)
I don't think Sir Pent used a wheelchair in life (but do think he had to for a while after he died)
Sir Pent is Pussyeating World Champ no I do not accept arguments
Sir Pent and his wife were very loving until his wife went "nope, you're planning world conquest, that's too evil for me"
he rigged his clothes to self-combust so he could choose death if he was ever on the verge of capture
his wife was named Helena and here's why
this is his self-destruct binder/corset
the one headcanon everyone shares
Sir Pent ain't Jack the Ripper
And there's a ton more headcanons on @dontasktheradiodemon my Alastor ask/RP blog but listen, I just went through 42 pages of one tag and it's 3 a.m., I'm not going to comb my roleplay blog for every premortem headcanon I've ever mentioned about him over there. It includes stuff like "he did deliberately shitty horoscope readings on air" and "the first time he summoned a demon he was on the Western Front and also coming down with Spanish flu so he's not sure how much of the ensuing chaos was real vs fevered hallucinations or how much was the Germans' fault vs the imp's" and "he lived a few years in New York and did drag."
These are not the only headcanons I have. These are just the headcanons I've been asked about or made time to type down. (And not counting all my postmortem headcanons. Or the premortem headcanons sprinkled into postmortem fics.) Feel free to ask me for more. Ideally with a topic you'd like to hear about; otherwise asking me "do you have any headcanons?" is like walking into a library and asking "do you have any books?" Gimme a section to start with.
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How would you rate the hazbin hotel characters from the one you like the most to the one you like the least ?
Well that depends on who's included in this list.
Since you didn't specify I'm gonna go with the characters we've seen in canon so far meaning the pilot, the comics and the addict video.
1. Angel Dust
I think this comes as a surprise to no one, I love Angel more than words can explain because I can really relate to all he's going through and even through all his hard times he still puts on his high heels and says "u know what I'm a bad bitch" cause sometimes thats just what you gotta do.
2. Alastor
We love an ace icon. Reading how people portray Alastors asexuality in a lot of the fanfics ive read is actually what helped me to realize 'wait I feel this way too, its not just me' so of course that means a lot to me. I also have a thing for chaotic men so I was doomed from the start.
3. Cherri Bomb
👏WE👏 STAN 👏A BAD👏 BITCH
After the addict video I would die for cherri because Angel deserves a friend who's there for him. Their friendship is so genuine and I want to know how it came to be that way. Also im intrested to see how Cherris bid to become an overlord plays out.
4. Sir Pentious
Like I said earlier, chaotic men. I love how silly he is. He gives me Dr. Doofinshmirtz vibes and its great. Cant wait to see more of him.
5. Fat Nuggets
Pretty sure its against the law for Nuggs not to be in the top five. He is best boy.
6. Egg Bois
I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun
7. Niffty
She's cute and she's deadly, what more could you ask for! I'm really interested to know about Nifftys backstory and why she decided to make a deal with Alastor.
8. Vaggie
As I said in a previous ask, before we learned more about Angel, Vaggie used to be my fav just cause I really liked her design. Shes also a angry, man hating lesbian, so we share that in common
9. Rosie
So I know she didn't even speak and was only on screen for 5 seconds but she's friends with Alastor so you automatically know she's gonna be a cool character. Also have you seen her?
SEXY EVIL VICTORIAN LADY
10. Vox
I'm very interested in Vox now because of his ties to Alastor and his ties to Valentino. Im excited to see Vox and Al's feud and how that all plays out but more than that I wanna see the deal with Vox and Vals relationship. We know that its an abusive one and I really wanna see how Vox chooses to handle it.
11. Charlie
Not gonna lie I find Charlie kinda boring atm. However being the daughter of the king of Hell, there's so much to be explored there so I'm pretty confident she'll become a more interesting character down the road.
12. Husk
Husk is another kinda boring character for me. But same with niffty I want to know his backstory and why he made a deal with Alastor.
13. Lucifer & Lilith
I grouped them together just cause we know next to nothing about them so that kinda puts them on the same playing field. The king and queen of hell are no doubt gonna be interesting to see and I know we're all curious to know how Charlie's parents treated her.
14. Travis
We all know he's thirsty for our boy, which is fair, but he's not the worst guy Angel could be fucking so he gets a pass for now.
15. Katie & Tom
They were the comic relief and it worked. Thats really all I have to say about them.
16. Velvet
I feel like she's gonna be an annoying bitch so thats why she's down here. I can just picture her antagonizing Angel and like laughing at him or something and we're gonna fight.
17. The rat
If you thought Valentino was gonna be anywhere else but the bottom of this list you can go ahead and see yourself out. Fuck him, fuck everything about him, I want him to die in a dumpster fire. The most painful death? Yeah I want that for him. There is nothing he could ever do that will make me think differently about him.
I know there's other characters like Baxter and Mimzy and stuff but like I dont really have an opinion on them yet since we haven't seen them. Also I know everyone's hyped about the lamb girl but I don't think we're ever gonna see her again. Like she was just a plot device, I really don't see her making an appearance again.
But yeah there you go thats my list.
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What is your fave ship in Hazbin hotel?
Oooooooooooooooooo!
Fun question!
If we’re talking Hazbin-verse (which includes Helluva Boss), my no contest, hands down, favorite ship that I would absolutely die for, (as well as the ship that got me started making digital art!) is Stolitz (Stolas and Blitzo). I find them hilarious. They’re both dads. They both have rebellious young daughters. They’re both lonely. They both have no sense of personal boundaries. I like the idea that Stolas genuinely likes Blitzo but just doesn’t? know? how??? to act on his feelings.
If we’re limited to just the Hazbin Hotel characters, however, I my favorites are ValVox (Valentino & Vox) and RadioSnake (Alastor & Sir Pentious), with the former currently on its second wave of being the subject of my hyperfixation.
ValVox kind of got its claws into me pretty hard and I sunk into it really fast a couple months ago (I have no idea how I got here HAHA). They’re best friends (bros!), fuck buddies, they know each other inside and out. I’m 100% here for it. I love them so much *cries*. I like that their lives are so intertwined with one another. Plus, last I heard they were big villains for the series, with Vox specifically being the series end baddie (correct me if I’m wrong! I cannot be bothered to go fact digging right now). So villain couple! Sorta couple!
RadioSnake on the other hand crawled its way into my heart like a good slowburn fic would. This ship has, in my opinion, the best fics in the Hazbin Fandom (NO CONTEST. END OF. FULL STOP.) I believe it so much because it’s all so beautifully written. I love how the ship brings out Sir Pentious’s best qualities (in contrast to him being used as a punching bag in the show) and humanizes Alastor (by giving him an emotional tether whose moral compass coincides with his own). Most of it is also written with distinctly Ace Alastor. Which I find is in short supply. I am able to go DING! I relate to him! As an added bonus, the ship is also a veritable playground for all kinds of Alastor angst, which I am always on board with. This one is also a villain couple!
I’m sorry I know you just asked for one fave ship but depending on the context (and what day it is), my answer changes.
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Confused Anon back again. I had a question: have you watched Hazbin Hotel and if so, what are your thoughts on it? I know many don't like the show, but personally I love Hazbin Hotel. I guess I'm asking because I've been seeing a few Kuroshitsuji fans not liking the show, but then again I'm not in that many fandoms and Kuro is where I see dislike the most so my knowledge is Extremely limited. I was wondering if you had a wider view on things? I appreciate your thoughts whenever you answer asks ♡
*sits down, cracks knuckles*
Well, I finally watched Hazbin Hotel, and I have many thoughts on it, most of them negative.
TL;DR: Hazbin Hotel is offensive on multiple levels and of mediocre quality overall.
Long diatribe included below the cut:
I went into this show aware that furious discourse was already swirling around it and its creator, Vivziepop. I hoped that at least some of this discourse would be proven unfounded, but sadly, most of the criticisms you’ve probably heard are true.
For instance, Angel Dust’s characterization was atrocious. In fact, he’s not so much a character as he is a walking personification of negative stereotypes associated with gay men: Sexually promiscuous, lewd, and addicted to drugs (this women literally calls him the street name for phencyclidine! Are you kidding me?!). All of these are sterotypes commonly used to persecute and degrade homosexual men in real life, and I don’t appreciate seeing them Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but he also has a mighty fluffy chest, to the point that it looks like he has breasts. Depending on your perspective, this feminized character design could come across as transmisogynistic, implying that an AMAB character with breasts is “just a gay man with boobs.”
Vaggie is pretty problematic as well. I had to do a double take when I saw her name. Viv, honey, you really didn’t have to name your lesbian character a slang term for “vagnina.” You really didn’t. Viv also didn’t have to make her a lesbian who hates men, but she threw in that cliche, anyway. Vaggie’s also a Latina character who’s constantly playing second fiddle to her white girlfriend, being overprotective of Charlie, and losing her temper every two seconds (*coughs* another stereotype--the angry Latina). Yikes.
Alastor is apparently asexual. This could have been a golden opportunity to use a cool, powerful demon as a means of providing positive ace representation. Instead, this aspect of his character is wasted on a d*ck joke when he rebuts Angel Dust’s advances, and he sexually harasses Vaggie when he smacks her bottom during his musical number. Bruh.
Charlie fits very nicely into the “white savior” stereotype, here to be pure, soft and wholesome and save all these sinners. Which brings me to another bone I have to pick with Hazbin: This show’s definition of what a “sinner” is.
Let’s take a look at some of the lyrics from Charlie’s song “Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow”:
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!All of you cretins, sluts and losers,Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusersNeed not fearForever againWe'll cure your sinWe'll make you well, you'll feel so swellRight here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
Oh, so we’re stigmatizing drugs addicts (”junkies”) now, are we? As a PharmTox student, my knee-jerk reaction to this little gem was “*bleep* that.” Addiction isn’t a moral failing but the result of a brain that has been radically altered by chronic drug use. People who have multiple sexual partners or are sex workers (”sluts”) are all consigned to eternal damnation? Many in those types of situations aren’t evil, just trying to survive. As for “sexual deviants,” based on the show’s not-so-stellar treatment of Angel Dust and Vaggie, I wouldn’t be surprised if Viv is referring to LGBTQ people as a whole. Throughout history, we’ve been labelled as “deviants,” perverts doomed to be consigned to eternal damnation. I might be overreacting, but I don’t appreciate these little digs at persecuted social groups.
All that aside, Hazbin just isn’t that good a show. The color palate is so garish that it practically screams (my eyes ached by the end of the pilot). I’ve read that the various demons’ designs were supposed to be based on animals, but I’d never have known that Vaggie was based on a moth or Alastor on a deer unless I squinted (Alastor’s horns are tiny. If he’s one of the scariest guys in hell, they ought to be more impressive than that!). Some of my artist friends have told me that the designs would be ridiculously hard to animate, though I don’t have the knowledge to speak on this at length. For a supposedly comical show, Hazbin is disappointingly unfunny. As a bisexual woman, I was less than amused by lines such as “I don’t touch the gays.” Viv also misses the point of what an “adult cartoon” can achieve. When I think of adult content, I expect something that tackles mature, complex themes and challenges me intellectually, not a gaudy disaster of a show in which f-bombs and homophobia run rampant.
I apologize for this long-winded rant, but I had to get it off my chest. :(
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Yeah I keep seeing people talk about Hazbin Hotel and it gets annoying having my opinion being invalidated. I watched it once and aside from the fact that the characters blend too much into the background for me to be able to pay attention to and the overwhelming amount of side effects being too much for my brain to handle (I have very bad auditory processing issues and sensory overload), the fact that, iirc, the only aroace character (at least so far) is said to be the WORST person in hell as far as I remember, along with him being shipped with basically everyone despite being aroace, and also sort of sexualized by the fans/even voice actors it seems, it felt very fucking invalidating when I identified as ace
I would also like to point out (this is just sorta a nitpick though) that the character I'm pretty sure is canonically a lesbian is named Vaggie. And I'm pretty sure you can see what's up with that name. Just the fact that they decided to make her name SO on the nose instead of just, like, showing that she's gay?? You wouldn't even know if it weren't for like her character sheet (which I'm pretty sure also states that she and the main character Charlie are dating but they don't??? Portray that in the show???)
Overall I just don't like it, and at this point I don't tell anyone that I don't like it or it's not for me because everyone accuses me of just not liking the creator (which is also true), and they always tell me I HAVE to give it another watch. It's just so annoying at this point and, imo, another case of just plain old annoying stans overwhelming the community. Sorry for the, like, essay -🐬
Because white cishet neurotypical people say something is okay for minorities doesn’t mean it is. Even if the creator is bi. They are disgusting for thinking everyone is just gonna be okay with this.
They have no right to say ANYTHING about the way we are being represented in this shitshow.
It’s fucked up.
No one needs to be forced to watch something like this.
No one SHOULD watch something like this.
Watch other animations, other shows, support creators that actually know what they are talking about.
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Cancel Culture?...
Okay.
I’ve seen this shit going around for a while. I feel obligated to correct the record.
In the wake of multiple Breadtube users being eviscerated by the public in the last year, I’d like to talk... about “cANceL cULTurE”.
But first, some back-round. I’ll be brief.
Over a year ago, Youtuber Lily Orchard’s video about Steven Universe blew up the internet, invoking praise from many facets of online culture, as well as a sizable backlash, as any video criticizing Steven Universe will invariably do. In an attempt at a response, Breadtuber Sarah Z uploaded a video titled “Bad Media Criticism”, which around 17 minutes in, talked about said video.
The response was filled with, let’s face it, lies and actual bad faith criticisms towards the content, misinformation, omission of context in important bits, and general shoddiness in action (yes, I’m biased. Reality is biased, sometimes). Criticism was swift to arrive, and the video provoked Lily herself to respond. And in the face of the factual corrections, and legitimate criticisms... Sarah doubled down, and in her infamous Twit-Longer, decided to continue to assure herself and others that her criticism was valid because regardless of whatever Lily actually said, it was still bad faith criticism.
A short while after that, fellow Breadtuber Lindsay Ellis uploaded a video discussing Black Ariel, claiming that the decision to make Ariel black was entirely a decision made because of “Woke Branding” to make more money off of people and continue raking in more and more cash, citing HBomberGuy’s “WOKE BRANDS” video essay. Many commented that this was rather racist, considering that Cartoon Network is just as much of a greedy bastard corporation as Disney was, yet, denounced criticism of Steven Universe, a show of Cartoon Network’s body of work, because “support minority voices”, with the same people commenting that this looked rather selective.
Lindsay doubled down on the criticism, and would continue defending it and publicly shitting the bed as more shitstorms (PLURAL) would erupt (lol).
After THAT, Breadtuber CONTRAPOINTS/ NATALIE WYNN would publish many videos that kept pissing of trans and non-binary viewers with a fuck-load of back handed remarks and general derogatory comments about them, as well as getting pissy that people ask for her gender and pronouns in public safe-spaces. In “The Aesthetic”, Natalie had a character playing the role of the people who make the CORRECT claim that gender is eternal and that you are what you say you are, and ANOTHER who was a truscum who would repeat the arguments that “kinda hypothetical” and, “kinda a weak argument”. This would create a backlash, and Natalie would respond with a thread that, contained a lotta shit, but also contained THIS BULLSHIT. Straight from the horses mouth, fam.
“I’m sure this is not the experience of many NBs. I’ll leave it to them to articulate what NB existence looks like in a binary world. I do not and cannot speak for them. But surely(sic) an account that begins and ends with “I’m not a man because I don’t identify as one” is pretty weak”
Later, after deleting the thread and getting more shit for it, she would upload an absurd non-apology video called “Pro-nouns”, where she would dress up like a fucking clown-ass Oompa-Loompa who just escaped from Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, and make several dumb-ass claims and a fuck-ton of truscum arguments, including stating that she “wants to be a convert” to “believe” NBs, and that she would listen and respect NB people’s beliefs “so long as those beliefs are valid” After more backlash to that happened, she would continue this trend, platforming actual truscum like Buck Angel, selling anti-semetic reptilian agenda merchandise, and hosted a Patreon stream where she just... basically shat on everyone. She shat on people like HBomberGuy, for performativity in regards to the meme “Donkey Kong said Trans Rights” (yes, she is that desperate. She will accuse people who raise 340,000 fucking dollars of performativity and virtue-signaling), stated that older trans people would be considered truscum, and even that most of her friends were truscum.
The one thing that was consistent in these stories was the insistence that the criticism was just an attempt at Cancel Culture.
Cancel Culture is essentially the point where in an attempt to either exclude, harass, or target others for political views, religion, ethnicity, race, sexuality, gender, etc., people will devolve into many forms of online harassment and abuse of the media outlets, among other things, in order to silence the target, or deter the target from making an argument. It can even happen just because people don’t like someone.
For Sarah, this took the form of accusing the people criticizing Steven Universe of having a dishonest double-standard, because if a straight, white, cis-dude made it, no one would be saying shit about it. Even though the show is historically praised by WHITE progressives, and criticized by EVERYONE else.
For Lindsay, it was that the people making this claim were just fooled by the “Woke Brand” train.
For Natalie, it was “the Left is eating itself”.
I would like to say this right now. The only time I actually saw Cancel Culture in action was during the shitstorm that erupted with VivziePop and her pilots for Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva Boss came out and everyone was looking for a bunch of shit to bring up about Vivzie personally, her apparent “transphobia”, “homophobia” as understood by Steven Universe fans, and generally just a bunch of bullshit that Rebecca Sugar got away with when she pulled the same shenanigans.
That is Cancel Culture.
And the only reason I can see for it was just because Vivzie (to my knowledge, at least) isn’t a member of the LGBT community. (Those same people would respond to her stating that she plans on having Alistor, the Radio Demon, be ace with “Hey, did you hear something?”, btw)
(EDIT: I initially stated, as shown above, that Vivzie wasn’t a LGBT community member. She is. She’s bi. Apologies for getttin that bit wrong. I’d also like to mention that she’s Latin as well, but is also shit-talked for apparently being too white to be Latin.
So......yeah. Can’t begin to imagine why all of those mentioned weren’t given the same treatment.... Was there any doubt when Lindsay said she was Native?......)
And that wasn’t the case with any of the aforementioned. Natalie wasn’t “cancelled” until she kept shitting on people for the fiftieth (hyperbolicly fiftieth) time. Sarah was never cancelled. She got away with slander, and was quickly forgiven just because she’s a leftist. Lindsay is getting away with excusing away, and flat out DEFENDING PEDOPHILIA, AND IS STILL POSTING. She ain’t cancelled.
Cancel Culture may happen sometimes, genuinely, like with Vivzie, but those are the exceptions that prove the rule. It’s mostly just “this person said I sound completely contrary to what I believe, it must be (insert cause)”
It’s Lily’s fault, it’s a dishonest double-standard, it’s the radicals, it’s Woke Brand brain-washing, it’s “bAd faITh cRitISIsm”, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Let me tell you something. In Sarah’s case, not all criticism is because there’s a dishonest double-standard. And even if it were, that doesn’t make doing something horrible because of your identity the right thing to do. Because NO ONE should be putting in the most racist, bigoted, and frankly gross and disgusting shit in their work, regardless of whether you’re white, black, gay, lesbian, trans, NB, Gen Z, Boomer, etc. Like the human zoo, the Amethyst-Garnet fusion, Bismuth, the Pearl-Rose dynamic, the Nazi woobification, and the blatant disregard for the very people the show claims to be an ally too.
See also, the N-Word.
Despite the belief that white people can’t say it while black people CAN, black people don’t use it in a conversation formally, and can’t really use it ANYWAY because it’s still a fucking slur. And if you say it in public, there will be consequences, whether it be social repercussions, or legal action. And people have been saying it less and less as a result of this attitude becoming more present.
In regards to Lindsay, we know, bitch. We fucking know. We know that Disney wants our money like crazy. We know that this could be just another woke branding thing. We know that brands aren’t our friends, we know, we know, we know, we know. We know, Lindsay, we know. But, don;t chat shit about it if you aren’t going to criticize Cartoon Network for Steven Universe, Amazon for selling Pride merch, and Target for Pride clothes. Because then we know that you’re being very selective about what you’re labeling as “woke branding”.
In regards to Natalie, SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. That is literally all you have to do. Just SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. And accept that you aren’t as woke as you like to think you are. The left isn’t eating it’s own by disowning shitty people. It’s doing itself a favor for it.
Remember R. Kelly? Everyone said that black people were just turning on each other when actual, legitimate evidence came forward, showing that he;s a FUCKING PEDOPHILE. And that attitude would continue for almost three decades before someone FINALLY said, “No, this man is dangerous, lock him up”. You know the phrase “A few bad apples?” People only say that, and just ignore the rest when defending shitty people on the Left, mostly because they don’t want to disown them. The phrase, however is ACTUALLY “A few bad apples SPOIL THE BUNCH”. If you don’t weed out the bad ones, they’ll spoil the tree.
Most of this bullshit would have been solved easily if ANY of the aforementioned had looked at their behavior, ACTUALLY apologized, expressed due diligence, and STOPPED FUCKING DOING THE SHIT.
The only reason people get away with this is because A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET HAVE FUCKING TERRIBLE PRIORITIES.
People take more offense to someone shutting down an opinion rather than someone being a scumbag.
People jut decided not to care about Sarah’s lies ENTIRELY because “It’s Lily”.
People defended Lindsay entirely because “Fuck Disney”.
People defended Natalie because “The Left is eating itself, we need to support minority voices”.
Because the myth of Leftist-Cancel Culture is just an excuse to not have to change. To not commit. To not put in effort. To not expand time to bettering yourself or the environment around you. To jerk off to how woke you are while criticizing others who tell challenge that. To wax poetic because it’s good for your ego.
It’s not just them. It’s many of their fans, and hundreds of thousands, if not, millions of people on the internet. And by far, their worst deeds aren’t that they inadvertently or otherwise attract Nazis, keep sucking off incels, truscum, TERFs, pedophiles, and other facets of human garbage while disemboweling others for far, FAR lesser crimes on the basis that they aren’t woke or nice enough for their liking, or EVEN the harassment that they’ve engaged in, caused, and instigated.
It’s that they’ve convinced themselves that by doing all of the above, that they are in any way superior to the people they cry foul against. The people who call them out on their bullshit when it arises. The people who raise $340,000 for their OWN people while the most they’ve done is play dress up and recycle Eddie Murphy’s shtick for the 500th time. The people who are part of the very minority voices they claim to support yet disregard on the basis that they said some mean words, or argued in bad faith, or just have a personal grudge against the people that they criticize. The people of color who FLAT OUT know better than them, yet, who they write off at every possible opportunity as just believing that companies care, or that Disney is good, or even just write ‘em off as having the wrong priorities or being stupid, as if they are in any way super clever and superior for coming to a conclusion that many more talented, creative, intelligent, and just frankly BETTER people came to years ago.
They are MORE PERFORMATIVE, more ENTITLED, more ARROGANT, more IGNORANT, more UNAWARE, more BIASED, more SELFISH, and more SELF-INDULGENT than a good 98% of the people they criticize.
They hate these people so much...because they hate looking in mirrors.
And Leftist Cancel Culture is just a manifestation of that psychological projection. Simple as.
If you skipped to the end, fuck you. No TL: DRs in this neck of ‘da fuckin woods
#wokebrands#lindsayellis#lily orchard#contrapoints#cancel culture#entitled brats#entitled people#lgbtq#vivziepop#projection#steven universe#r. kelly#n-word#bad faith#breadtube#sarah z#briek (not that one)
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