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pretty-fishy · 9 months

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Eddie coming out of the "you can have my back" scene like good now I can have a normal relationship with my new coworker, only for Buck to have fully baby Duck imprinted on him and they will now be at most 3 inches apart at all times

#No normal interaction here #you have been husbanded now #buddie #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #911 #9 1 1 on fox #911 fox #abc 911 #911 abc

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samwwise · 9 months

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I didn’t get a chance to say what I was gonna say. I think I better say it now. Right. Okay, yes. So.

#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #david tennant #michael sheen #david tennant the funky legend that you are!!!!!#it's the aborted “I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND...” for me #WHAT??? YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEND WHAT?? THE REST OF ETERNITY WITH HIM??????#i have been thinking about nothing else for 15 hours now #myedits

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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Pt II good omens but i've still never watched it

so you crazies blew up the other post, and many of you tried to explain the plot to me. many others said there is no plot. many said i was accurate. many said i wasn't. and then i watched a few youtube edits of the angel and the demon.

I'm convinced that I know at least a little bit more now, so like the great guy I am, I decided to share how well you've educated me.

the plot is an angel and demon become alcoholics together while doing the good ol' animal husbandry

neil gaiman doesn't have social media

everyone is crying because the angel wanted to go to heaven and the demon said no

and then the demon did the kissy smoochy to make the angel stay and the angel said no

they were not married for 6000 years but they were more married than married

there is a car. it is silver and crowley likes it.

the car is then yellow. crowley doesn't like it. aziraphale does.

there's some kind of Jane Austen ball and dance

oh but also crowley gives aziraphale a more private dance in their home and he bows while making intensely sexual eye contact with the angel who is turned on and says nice and everyone is gasping about it

no one knows about god, not the fandom, not the characters, not god herself. god is ineffable. hey mum i learned a new word!

they run over an american witch

the angel likes books in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful

the demon likes the angel in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful

there's a gramophone

crowley says sorry a bunch of times

aziraphale keeps getting flustered and dying coz of crowley, and the fandom dies every time. crowley is also dying. everyone is dying. hopefully not literally, im now scared of this fandom.

there's a psychedelic drug trip at some point that's in the edits where crowley goes whee down a chute. either that or the sleep deprivation is getting to me. fuck you, good omens fandom.

terry pratchett is a guy

whether he is real, or a character, or like neil gaiman he is neither real nor a character, i am unsure, but he is important and people want me to remember him

crowley likes speeding

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nipuni · 20 days

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Early April photo dump 📸 More picnics, regency dance classes and some rainy walks. Everything is blooming these days!

#nips photos #personal #have you seen my husband well now you have look at him I love him #so I have this sweater in three colors and it's all I've been wearing for the past two months please ignore

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tomfowlery · 15 days

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Bit nosy, ain't he? ❣️

#Sam and Max #Sam & Max #S&M #SnM #Sam and Max Freelance Police #freelance husbands #artists on tumblr #doodle #sketch #fanart #digital art #ship art #been meaning to post a Real Piece(tm) with them eventually but you can have a cleaned up thumbnail. for now #blvdart

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waitingtobebroken · 20 days

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Crowley: I’ll take care of you

Aziraphale: It’s rotten work

Crowley: It's just hot chocolate, angel... Go back to your book

#I've been thinking about this since yesterday #and giggling like an idiot #so i guess now you have to #good omens #ineffable husbands #gomens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #good omens s2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #a tiiiny bit though

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linaxart · 1 year

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carpet weaver

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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months

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ok but hear me out: a scene where will is hurt, badly, and is screaming bloody murder from the pain, like absolutely losing it over it, like a little child, just CRAZY and hannibal is just holding him in his arms like "shh shh it's okay it's okay it's okay" while visibly distressed from seeing will in this level of pain without being able to make it go away "oh he stabbed him, he saw his head" SHUT UP this is post-fall, everything changed

#WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT I NEED IT but I will never have it thanks very much nbc I have been sending negative thoughts to you guys for awhile #now good luck you ruined everything #anyway someone write a fic or an AI character voice to this i dont know i just need it #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

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emry-stars-art · 4 months

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Hi Emry 🙂

How's the new house going? Do you have everything you need to let your creativity flourish?

I don't know if this question has already been asked, but what are the court customs for Christmas? Dances, sumptuous dinners or a meeting between intimates only?

Abram could give Andrew a new pair of earrings (they would look amazing on him) delicately move your Highness's hair to let him wear them while Andrew prefers humble gifts, a key that Abram will keep above his heart, who knows where it will lead 💝

Wish you a beautiful day 🤍🌸✨

Next year, if this whole art thing works out, I hope to be able to make some time for more worldbuilding and stuff because it’s SO fascinating and fun!! For now though I loveeeee putting in our real world traditions

And your points are perfect because 1) Abram giving Andrew different earrings and Andrew building a wholeeee collection of them is so sweet and 2) a key to Andrew’s room (“our room” as Andrew reminds him now) is absolutely Abram’s most precious possession

Me trying to decide on an outfit for Andrew, desperately scrolling Pinterest:

The gorgeous Andrew drawn by Peach: am I a joke to you

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jazzandpizazz · 1 year

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Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity - Short Film (2019)

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rottengurlz · 8 months

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lover, don't touch me // leave, i am a danger to you // but ooh, i hunger for you

#this is leona's vampire lover audra #i guess you could say the first time they met was when audra nearly killed her in a blood lust because she hadnt fed in so long #idk how to describe it well but audra suddenly stopped devouring her when leona looked at her with no fear in her eyes #but looked at audra like she was something to worship #she whispered that audra was so beautiful even as her own blood was splattered between them and staining her lips #leona had never seen someone or something so perfect and powerful #power that she wanted and knew exactly how to get when audra whimpered over the slightest bit of praise #i never talk about them but i am CONSTANTLY thinking about them <3 #some fun little facts is leona killed her husband in cold blood because he was pitiful and boring #she married the first person to show any interest in her just to get away from her family #he would have been a perfectly good husband for anyone else #but the best part of their marriage was when she stabbed him in the stomach 47 times and felt his blood splatter against her skin #for audra OBVIOUSLY had to make another oc who would do anything to be loved even if it means destroying herself #audra was turned very suddenly and without any guidance #she murdered her lover without even realizing it she opened her eyes to find them splattered across every surface of the room #because of that shes done everything she can to protect herself from others even if it means starving herself of blood #until she goes into a frenzy #leona is the first person she has ever willingly fed off of #idk if willingly is the right word since leona practically begs her to do it #i really want to remake leona now.........#i like how leona looks but i want her to match audra better #mysims #the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 cas #ts4 cas #sims 4 edit #ts4

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fish3s · 7 months

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🪽 he’s a, he’s an angel

and i am just a line without a—

#this has been on my mind. for a while. so now you have it #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens art #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #pain. agony even #digital art #fan art #my art #drawing #artists on tumblr #art #go2 spoilers #screencap redraw #good omens bildad #gahhhh

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whiskey-tango-matcha · 2 months

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for me, nothing hits quite like someone who's sick but like...still in a good mood? like either ignoring it or admitting they're not well but still pleasant to be around. like they sneeze and someone asks if they're ok and they just roll their eyes and say "yeah i just have a stupid fuckin cold" 🫠😳👁️👄👁️🤩

#if you've read anything I've written you already know my love for this #today it's inspired by my husband who started coming down w something yesterday #and he's just like. idk. rocking with it ig lmao #off topic but I'm almost ready to start writing again. i know it's been like over a month #but it's been a T O U G H month and then i started feeling emotionally better and i got sick hahahahah ofc #but things are better now. things are looking up haha #so i promise I'll be back at it soon #& ya I'm going to finish foh boh but if you have requests you can send them. i never know what will spark the writing bug #k I'm out byeee ✌️

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geekydemigodinthevoid · 22 days

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I had another realization today and I'm not okay

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transmechanicus · 2 months

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This is a projection of limited personal experience but there’s a type of poly person who realistically shouldn’t be in more than one relationship due to time, emotional availability, mental health, etc and just decides to try for like five relationships in a doomed quantity-over-quality approach and i think a large concentration of these ppl in one area is partly why Portland and an increasingly large surrounding exclusion zone is That Way

#my stuff #twice now i’ve been broken up with by partners wanting to pursue polyamory #and then afterwards it becomes apparent that for multiple reasons they can barely maintain like 1 romance and a couple acquaintances #and that romance is someone they’ve got Locked In and have considerable leeway to basically neglect to varying degrees while they grab more #like goddam if your life is so busy and stressful that your husband is a glorified roommate and you talk to like 3 other ppl once a month #perhaps you are not in the best place to pursue at least two additional partners #i do believe poly ppl are capable of finding happiness but you gotta be able to actively maintain one good relationship before more

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tswwwit · 9 months

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What are some ideas you have floating around that you don't have any plans on writing but like to entertain as a thought?

Many of them, in fact! Though they sort of vanish from my memory if I don't make a record of them, here's a few ones I jotted down when they came to mind.

For a domestic one: Bill thought he'd hate a lot of being married! Even though he loves Dipper, he thought he'd rebel against the chains of domesticity - and in some ways he still does - but one major benefit he's found is not having to be 'on' all the time.

No need to be perfectly performing all the time! No shoving around for social influence, no intimidation, or clever tricks. No commanding attention or taking up the room. Hell, there's surprisingly little upkeep! Bill can undo his tie and pick his nose and bitch about his day to someone who isn't bending over backwards to agree with him on everything. Someone who doesn't give him a weird look and sneer if he, god forbid, actually wants to sit down, read a book, drop the grin for an hour or two.

The concept in question is Bill's very first moment of great surprise. That when he isn't being the most charming, terrifying, and exciting guy in the universe, and just chilling out for like, five minutes, Dipper comes over and snuggles up to him on the couch, or wraps his arms around his shoulders and kisses the top of his head. And when Bill asks 'what was that for?', Dipper shrugs and goes 'eh, just felt like it'. It's both baffling and extremely compelling.

A short where Reincarnated Dip is Definitely Sure he's Not Gay!!! Especially not for this Hot Demon Man who is getting so close and touchy with him with his big smile and horrible wiles. Yep. Just keeping an eye on him to make sure he's not up to something Nefarious ™.

A discussion between Dipper and Bill where Dipper insists that Bill should understand this, or not do that, because, like. Y'know, Bill's a guy! There are guy things! Making Bill stare at Dipper like he's an idiot. He proceeds to informs Dipper how that's stupid for multiple reasons! First, that Bill's Not Human to begin with, his gender can't be put into a little box! And frankly, he never filled out the paperwork for his original one, come to think of it. Sure, he/him's fine, but c'mon, sapling, thinking of the whole shebang like a binary is dumb as hell. Now Dipper has to do some mental readjustment re: his own issues with masculinity/gender.

#answers #None of this is very coherent I just saved this ask for a while and dumped some thoughts in #Though I do have like a whole scene in my head for the gender one #Probably it's Bill cajoling Dipper into wearing a dress for something. Which Dipper obviously rebels against.#Bill's very convincing but Dipper shoots back well. He's never seen *Bill* wear a dress. Thinking he's making a point #But Bill just gets the metaphorical equivalent of a lightbulb over his head. Hey! Good point kid it's been a while #Oh ho!!! I see! Pinching Dipper's cheek - you want us to *match!* Surprised to see any fashion sense outta you #Hold on a sec. Bill will whip up something in a jiffy. A real nice one #Now Dipper's spluttering. He thought it was a good counterargument but Bill didn't even *flinch* at the idea of wearing one himself #But like. C'mon Bill Guys Don't Wear Dresses!! You're a guy you shouldn't-#Bill stares at him like he's an idiot. DIpper shuts up. Dumb move actually now that he's thinking about it #Both because telling Bill he *shouldn't* do something absolutely means he's looking into doing it. If not already in the process #And second. Uh. Oh hell. Dipper remembers. That Bill's only wearing that body. Not human. Triangular so - Wait. Is he *not* a guy?? Uh.#Bill's perfectly fine with his human body and his pronouns. Even with the presumptions that his husband has made over the years #But Dipper having this idea that those mean Bill should STOP doing certain things annoys him a lot #Bill politely - for him anyway - reminds Dipper that he's very much *not* a guy. None of that crap applies!#As Dipper has seen! And hey the ideas Dipper's working with there are outdated even among *humans* what the hell #There's probably a mini-rant that's rather scathing but frankly that's Bill on easy mode for his husband #Dipper's well-intentioned and knows how things go but he struggles with masculinity especially regarding himself #Turns out being bullied and trying so hard to be Socially Acceptable means a lot of issues to unpack #Also re: the Domestic one #Dipper is present with Bill while he chills out for those five minutes. Just watching from across the room #Bill knows he's there. But he's not puffing up trying to be impressive. Not being dismissive. Just accepting. And now Dipper's *fascinated*#It's so rare to see Bill NOT 'on' that he couldn't help it. No big show. No big grin. Almost.... not 'vulnerable' he's terrifying always #But so so relatable. God does Dipper know the feeling of just wanting to find some peace and quiet after a hectic day. But for Bill. That's #Rare and strange and so - Dipper *knows* he's the Only Person who could ever ever see this. Being in Bill's presence for a full ten minutes #Without Bill flipping some internal switch to 'Impress or Intimidate'. This is Dipper's own little secret to watch and absorb and treasure #And. In a way. When Bill's not vibrating with potential energy for parties or violence he's even MORE handsome #He just HAS to kiss him. A little bit. On the cheek or on the top of the head. Maybe curl up next to him where it's warm and touch his ches #Bill spends hours afterward wondering where the hell that came from and WHY. And it'll take him *so much* time to figure it out

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