Just adding this on, but this isn't an attempt on my part or an encouragement to harass these people, though I'm sure everyone reading this already knows that. Just a means of letting others know who's behind at least some of the harassment lately.

Alright, well, here comes the call-out post that I promised anon. Have fun with it, I guess. It's about to get long, folks. A group of @tsuki-no-ura followers, who's been obviously vague posting about me for months at this point, specifically targeting every topic I discuss on my blog by making counterarguments to it on their blog, even though I never directed any of my analysis posts or anything else at them, nor has anything I've ever written been in direct response to anything they've written, is certainly behind at least some of the harassment. And other than the times I've tried having conversations with tsuki in the past, when I used to follow them, and wanted to discuss their posts with them, which almost always went ignored, I haven't at all addressed them or made reference to them, either implied or specifically, in any of my analysis posts. I only made reference to them a few weeks back when I found out that they'd essentially said my defense of Levi's violence was tantamount to Nazism, which I wasn't going to let stand. That's the only time I've ever directly referenced them. And yet, every time I make an analysis post, a counterargument to it magically appears on their blog the same day or a few days later, something that was brought to my attention by a mutual of mine. I had no idea until a couple weeks ago that this was happening, because I stopped following them more than a year ago, and only just recently blocked them. But they're obviously stalking me. And, inevitably, every time they do this, a slew of anon hate messages get sent, both to me and various other blogs that I follow, or that follow me. This isn't a coincidence:

@clearavenuelover, @66honeybadgers, and I'm sure various other of their groupies, are the ones almost assuredly largely behind the anonymous attacks on Levi blogs over the last, several months. They start out with their passive-aggressive bullshit, and eventually, of course, it turns to outright hostility, because that's just who these people are. @clearavenuelover purposefully tagged me in one of tsuki's posts, and so obviously they're aware of their followers harassing other Levi fan blogs. This is the link to the post they tagged me and other Levi fan blogs in: https://www.tumblr.com/tsuki-no-ura/739123803956854784/okay-so-here-i-come-with-my-discourse-causing

And yet more evidence that these people all congregate in the same circles and circle-jerk each other over how they think they're "winning" some non-existent contest against me and other Levi fan blogs.

And look who liked this answer as soon as it was put up:

And here @66honeybadgers is again, name-dropping tsuki-no-ura while they continue to harass me:

And this is clearly the same douche-bag that asked me a few weeks back if I considered myself a "Levi expert", and has now, over the last two days, continued to harass me for daring to express my opinion about Levi on my own blog, dropping the "friendly" act and showing their outright hostility:

This is clear harassment from a very specific corner of the fandom, mainly, surprise, surprise, eruri shippers, or even just Erwin stans who want to make everything about him, and get angry at anyone who dares to express any different view from the ones they hold, to the point of actively seeking out and stalking our blogs, hate reading our posts, going into our inboxs and sending us anonymous hate messages, trying to cram their opinions down our throats and then getting upset when we don't listen or accept their views. And then they want to go around acting like they're all the victims. What a joke these people are. Anyway, I just thought I should make this post so that actual Levi fan blogs can know to avoid and block these assholes. I can't say if they're behind ALL of the harassment, but they're certainly behind some of it, and it's good to expose them because they're cowards, and once they've been exposed, they won't have the fucking balls to continue.

For the WIP 'midsummer' sounds really intriguing to me!! I need it!

OHH HO HOOHHH, buckle up then! *cackles* It's abundantly smutty lol. This is actually an idea i had this morning after I woke up, and had to write down everything i could before i lost it. So, it's (obviously) unfinished. I am not sure if this is gonna go into the longfic series I'm writing (since it's Gale x Sagora) or if this will be nothing more than a treato/fun brainworm thing, but I kinda dig it lol. Basically, I remember reading about the Midsummer events in Waterdeep and how debauched they are (super hot btw,) and imagined that Gale is particularly very horny b/c he has his druid wifey to play with now during these very lusty festivals (and SHE. LOVES. IT.) I head canon that after they have been home for a while, she sates some of his intellectual boredom by teaching him some druidic magic...hence the wild shaping thing I got going on here. CW: predator/prey, dom!gale, roleplay (or at least the idea of it lol) and uhhh...hot druid things I guess (eta: and probably a touch of a mention of possibly fucking outside lmao).

**Naughty things under the cut. Minors DNI**

“You know, my love –” Gale saunters over to Sagora where she stood at the kitchen counter preparing lunch. He clutched his fingers around her hips from behind, pressing his body into hers as his lips brush against the shell of her ear. “– I was thinking…we could certainly have some fun this evening.”

She shudders as his breath tickles her neck, writhing as she giggles, and spins around to face him, arms draping over his shoulders. “What did you have in mind?” Her coy smirk told him she knew exactly what he had in mind.

“Oh, I was thinking we could start with a romantic dinner, perhaps more than a little wine…a frolic through the woods?” Each thought was punctuated with sultry kisses along her neck, his hands roaming up her waist towards her breasts. She rolled her head back, surrendering to his touch as his lips traveled down along her collarbone to her cleavage that peaked out of her bodice.

She rolled languidly back into him, fingers tousling his hair as she pressed her forehead to his. “And what, my dear wizard, makes you think you can catch me?”

Gale let out a low, growling chuckle. “Well, you’ve taught me a thing or two about your magic. I think I could use that to my advantage.” He pulled away slightly, looking in her eyes with mischievous intent, and a wild smirk curling his lips. “We’ll play a little game. Hide-and-Seek.” Her breath hitched as he dug his fingers into her waist. “I’ll be the wolf, and you…you, my love…will be a cute, little rabbit.” Sagora’s eyes narrowed playfully. “That’s easy. I’ll be so small you’ll never find me.” She wrinkled her nose at him, teasing against his seductive advances.

His eyes went dark with lust as he pushed her back against the nearby wall, one hand clutching her waist, the other braced against the wall over her head as he pressed into her. His voice was thick and low against her skin.

“Careful, little bunny. You don’t want to test the patience of a hungry wolf. Do you?”

Sagora bit her lip, her pulse quickening as arousal pooled between her legs. She whispered. “What will happen if you catch me?” “Little bunnies that get caught...get devoured. Right there…in the middle of the forest.”

Her body shuddered, her walls pulsing at the very implication of Gale’s tongue sliding between her folds. It took her a moment to regain her composure under the crushing weight of her salacious need.

“…And what if you don’t?”

Gale thought for a moment as a sinful darkness filled his gaze. “Then I suppose I’ll have to chase you until I do.” He leaned in close, whispering against her parted lips. “Either way, my naughty little rabbit…I shall have my prize.” He licked the parted seam of her lips with the tip of his tongue before slipping inside, claiming her mouth with abandon. She moaned into him, her hips rocking against the hardness that tented his trousers. _____

bos vs fla – game 7 [4/30/23]

sportsnet hug angle

what's your most oddly specific hot take

Hello maggot what a lovely question, here you go:

I believe that OFMD fandom's character Izzy, the subject of much controversy, actually doesn't exist, and so the discourse is unnecessary. He is simply a Freudian projection induced by hallucinogenic rum triggered by childhood boiling of a humanoid potato by Ed.

Shitposters in Ancient Greece and Rome would crush anyone on Tumblr. Has anyone on Tumblr ever run into the prestigious Academy of Plato with a plucked chicken screaming Behold a man? Spat in the face of a rich man in his own home because he told you not to sully the furniture with your spit? Left graffiti on the walls of Pompeii before 70 AD that said, "If you are bored, take a bag of rice, scatter it all over the road. Pick the grains up one by one. Now you have a task."

144 is the sluttiest number ever why does it have to be divisible by so many things? You could tell me 144 is divisible perfectly by 433339 to get a whole number, and I would believe. What a whore, 144.

Not a hot take, but Crowley's hot and I wanna take them on a date.

Hey Tektite, can I have your autograph?

I-

Draw Cocomelon

Uhm- Horror. In a Dress. A Ballgown. A pretty pink glittery one. And a bird.

Make him a pretty princes.

SLEEPING BEAUTY HORROR SANS

HORRORORA

BIORDS

WITH THOT LEGS!

okay maybe not the thot legs part but Y E S

P L E A S E

can we get a last minute sneak peak of there consequences? thank youu🥹🥹🥹🙏🏻🙏🏻

At this rate, I’ll be posting the entire chapter in snippets 😆 But here you go, a teeny tiny sneak peek just for you, anon 🫶

Proceed at your own risk..

“Lieutenant,” he says. “How can I help you?”

You stare at him in shock, not sure how to react. The last several weeks haven’t been easy; in fact, you and Maverick have barely spoken since your mutual decision to terminate your romantic relationship. But seeing him with another woman is a whole new level of difficult.

“Lieutenant?” he says, lifting his eyebrows worriedly. He doesn’t bother to introduce his companion, with whom he is obviously very familiar.

Hii 🥰

Can you roast air signs,

Basically me asking for self roast

Aqua sun gemini moon virgo rising here...

Thankyou in advance🤍💫

Air Signs Roast

Trying to everyone's friend and then feeling betrayed when they don’t return the same energy is quite contradicting behavior don’t you think?

You talk nonstop and never get the hint when to shut up - Learn to read the room sometimes

And stop demanding instant responses! Let me think deeply about my reply’s first! *Sincerely an earth sign*

Skipping between one thing to the next won’t help you get it done

Why can’t you focus?

Any new and improved thing comes along and your swept right along with it

Make up your mind! your indecisiveness drives us mad

You love to gossip about everyone else but when it’s your turn suddenly you’re dumb and don’t know anything

Why are you so heartless sometimes? I understand you’re cutthroat but you could’ve kept your opinions to yourself and you know it (You instigate fire and earth signs for fun)

scrolling through my tl and getting it in the face by the pure angst of M's voicemail........... nice, give us more angst >:D

If you insist...

"Breathe, Bird," N soothes gently, a firm hand holding their best friend in place. "You need to breathe."

Gray eyes watch, with open concern and anguish, the crumpled form of their best friend, completely curled in on themself against the wall, as heaving sobs shake their muscular frame. Tears appear like diamonds against the fairness of their skin, glimmering in the faint light of the bathroom.

"I know it's hard, Bird," N continues, resolute in standing guard against the darkness that wished to encroach on the light that was the youngest Steele. "I know that you want nothing more than to curl up and die right alongside them, I know you must have a million regrets flying through your head, and I know you're keeping yourself trapped in your mind because that's the only place left you can see them." N dips their head, slim hands cupping the underside of M's jaw to angle their grief-stricken face towards their own. "I know that you want nothing more than to go back in time, but you can't. All you can do is move forward and never forget them."

M's face crumples at the thought of going anywhere that you couldn't be; at the realization that you had truly gone somewhere they couldn't follow.

"How?" They ask hoarsely, azure eyes pleading with N to tell them what to do. To tell them how to make this pain stop. "How am I supposed to move on? To keep going? If I feel like my life ended the moment theirs did? How can I possibly keep going when my heart is missing?"

Fresh tears blur N's vision at the agonizing pain interlaced in their best friend's voice.

"I don't know, Bird." They wrap their arms firmly around M and hold onto them. "I don't know, but you have to try."

The response is almost too soft for N to make out, and they almost wish they hadn't.

"And what if I can't?"

I'm pretty new to the whole Dimileth situation, but so far I'm loving the ship for it's dynamic, the angst added to the romance is always a good touch. I'm just curious, which fanfictions would you suggest people? may it be your own dimileth fics, or that of others you really enjoyed

Whew anon you are in for it now lol. So that I don't just copy paste the entirety of AO3 here, I'm using your angst mention as guidance, so these all have some of that. I tried to keep the AUs to a minimum since when I was new, I preferred canon settings. Many are rated explicit but the sex is very secondary to the plot. Anything else by these authors are also 100% worth checking out.

Collection of one shots by Sea of Bones (gen). Can't recommend these enough. I reread them all the time

The Applicant List: post canon, oh this one is so cute. (Explicit)

Post Gronder pining: Stars on the Horizon

That universal experience of pledging to kill people for your teacher: Sun and Sky, moon and stars

Extremely smart smut with varying dynamics: StIere's kinktober from last year

Required Dimileth reading: Anatomy of Desire (explicit)

Extremely cute fluff: Memorable (gen)

The angst would make Byleth cry: Mistakes (read everything by this author btw) (teen)

One of my own... So much pressure lol. Here's a silly little one that originated as an anon Tumblr ask! (Involves three hopes but you don't need to know too much)

Darn it I'm limited to 10 links but also Resurrection by nlans!!

May I also recommend the reddit group, there's a fanfic/fan art Friday that you can peruse all the previous weeks that have great recommendations.

you know how they have all those insane dildo shapes. spike would definitely get one that looks just like a stake

CHARA I'M SORRY

It’s too late

What's... what's ligma

LIGMA BALLS

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@snowdaisied

"Jill. I... learned something new today."

"Am I... your babygirl?" Please don't subject your wife to this nonsense, Clive.